Seth Learns How to Make the Perfect Martha Stewart Martini

Martha Stewart talks about how she’s managing social distancing and shows Seth how to make a perfect martini.
Martha Stewart’s Perfect Martini
Servings: 8
Ingredients:
4 cups vodka or gin
1/4 cup dry vermouth
Ice cubes
Cocktail olives, caper berries or cocktail onions, for garnish
Directions:
Shake or stir 1/2 cup vodka or gin and 1 1/2 teaspoons vermouth in an ice-filled shaker. Strain into a chilled martini glass and garnish with olives, caper berries or onions. Repeat with remaining vodka or gin and vermouth.
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[@amelied9303]

"A little bit of vodka" *Proceeds to dump the bottle*

[@o.b.7217]

To be fair: it was only a rest in the bottle.

[@spikesproductions1096]

I think that was a joke

[@random-rr1kq]

She is POLISH after all. This is how we do

[@grovermarchand5537]

@@random-rr1kq Polish Power

[@rainesages]

I obviously can't speak for everybody but a great martini is probably 70/30 sweet vermouth / vodka and hardly a drop less

[@haaasful]

Loving the craziness of talk show quarantine. What god damn strangeness going on.

[@spencerdokes6056]

How the heck u not calling it quarentini

[@latoshadennis7730]

Good one 😉

[@shawnagreen2942]

She did call it that.

[@batboy3746]

Martha has a goose dungeon? Kinky. And by the way...she's well versed in isolation strategies, having served time in the joint.

[@hismajesty1323]

Lol I’ve been making martinis at home for a bit and instantly started calling them that after quarantine! Also I really want to be Martha Stewart now that we get to see her isolation set up

[@gailbishopnessman8197]

“My groom is on quarantine.” #thestruggleisreal

[@whatzupLizzy]

Gail Bishop Nessman i would give you 5 ⭐️ if I could. You Made my day

[@80SivaD80]

🤣💯

[@yanickdorsaint3781]

You should go day drinking with Martha Stewart when things go back to “normal”.

[@akenyanwoman]

Here's to nursing martinis and America's nurses!

[@MajICReiki]

I think Martha Stewart needs to do home videos with her detainees!! 🙏😂❤️

[@Lea151Morgan]

This is the other definition of insanity.

[@melindac3368]

How can you not love Martha Stewart! I believed her when she said she stitched herself. Insanity abounds.

[@ellegirl87]

I love their rapport, they seem genuinely fond of each other

[@fastnbulbouss]

Her kitchen is bigger than my apartment. Cheers !!!

[@latoshadennis7730]

You're still more blessed than a lot of people

[@tiki_trash]

Awesome user name! Here's to the Captain!

[@BoobarellaNippleton]

Latosha Dennis Yes, girl! Say THAT!!!!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@OMGWTFLOLSMH]

So, work your ass off for 60 years, became a brand name and a billionaire, and buy a house with a large kitchen.

[@fastnbulbouss]

What makes you think I want one ?

[@ckay243]

PLS GET BILL HADER OR JOHN MULANEY ON THE SHOW!!!

[@professorfarmgirl9662]

YES! I want Stefon to tell us about the hottest quarantine nightclub!

[@swaddington9399]

HADER!!!!

[@cleverusername9369]

I can't believe nobody said quarantini. Side note, on a scale of 1-Gwenyth Paltrow, how out of touch is Martha Stewart? I'm putting her at a 9

[@AirQuotes]

She's more aware then Goop lady

[@AMP2486]

Oh she’s a full blown GP

[@ElizECraig]

She can't go horseback riding without her groom, so that's pretty pathetic. She's just as bad as Paltrow.

[@oekmama]

Hasn’t Ms Stewart been to prison? So I don’t think Gwyneth should be the unit of measurement.

[@rowshell3378]

Well, fortunately for Martha Stewart she earned her place through hard work and dedication accomplished more in her career then most people do in a life time. She’s doing wonderful for her age and definitely deserves a little more respect then that. I’m sure she’s doing better and looking better then all the haters in these comments.ooooops...;)

[@wakandaforever5328]

To be able to say , hmmm I think I wanna cook and have that kitchen with every accessory you need and every random ingredient too. I’m always out of at least five things on a recipe list💀

[@raquelmunoz5820]

TP Holmes I feel ya. Went out in search of baking powder...didn’t find any.

[@dmblum1]

"We were all drinking those drinks with the rhubarb liqueur, flying to Siam on Zeppelins and chatting with the Duke of Castlevania."

[@CraigMingus]

Every day is a good day when Martha Stewart teaches us how to make a drink.

[@jennylee9278]

I love her to pieces. It's so cute that she and Snoop are friends--you just know she gets all smoked up now.

[@shawnagreen2942]

She's definitely holding the gardener, driver and housekeeper against their wills.😏

[@headishome8452]

She is keeping them safe. They aren't going without pay, luxurious beds...food. I would rather be there!!!

[@m.c.master4622]

She is well known for doing that.

[@kimclarke5018]

They are safer at her house I’m afraid than out in the general population says the nurse. I have no doubt she has guest houses and she’s feeding them. The driver isn’t driving anywhere, New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut are until strict stay at home orders. She by her personality and she’s known to be tough but may actually be saving their lives by keeping them there. It’s getting real and they are out in the country on an estate. They will be ok.

[@MajICReiki]

She also said she wasn’t sure when they’re going to want to go home, & they are not in her house. Sounds like they are guests and she made a funny 😁 but these are tense 😬 times, and can see how that would fly over her “detainee” joke.

[@shawnagreen2942]

Everyone who is commenting (with the exception of M.C because that was also funny) are a bunch of fucking Sheldon Coopers 🙄. Use your lockdown time to learn how sarcasm works.

[@professorfarmgirl9662]

Did she say the quiet part out loud? Imagine keeping your staff at home so you don't have to bother with cleaning, gardening or driving yourself during quarantine...

[@Fandangtastic]

Peasants...

[@UnaRose13]

"If they want their jobs, and they wanna not get sick, they're staying here." Do we need to have a rescue operation from Martha Stewart's house? I feel like this is the beginning of a horror movie... Seriously though, that's some really threatening language.

[@headishome8452]

I don't know...I think I would rather be at her house.

[@april4769]

I'd stay for a while...lol

[@srkh8966]

Una Úlfrdottir it’s definitely someone’s idea of Hell

[@msb4838]

Glad someone else thought this!

[@franciet]

Such a prepper!

[@crazyotto1338]

A lovely look into how the rich feel about everyone else

[@mgansworth78]

Right lol I love Martha but this seemed a little out of touch... Let me just saunter around with this fabulous Martini 🍸 while my workers help me care for the East and West wing of this place ! Lol I still love her tho

[@caseyp5301]

She did her own stitches though.

[@crazyotto1338]

"You can see your family when I'm done with you." *smiles not at all evilly*

[@oltedders]

@@mgansworth78 Another self made woman billionaire.

[@user-ck8rh4ee9o]

She actually held up an overflowing bowl of fresh eggs and said, "Jealous?!" While later in the exchange Seth pointed out that it might be okay for his son to eat some sand from a sandbox because they were starting to run out of food. No response from her. I also loved when she asked if we were all planting our gardens. I can't believe she got through the bit without exclaiming, "Let them eat cake!"

[@motivationagent730]

From handicraft on HBO to Martini's on KZbin the good life

[@christine8823]

Omg, I love quarantined Martha. She's tres casual. I want to be a detainee.

[@tylervandermate6818]

Anyone else thinking about how Martha Stewart's house is the exact premise to Parasite?

[@Kenyco]

I love how fond Seth is of Martha

[@Terry-ov6wd]

careful with knives. the hospitals are busy. great advice!

[@Richie8a8y]

Thank You For the absurdity of this. Wonderful, thoughtful distraction for the crazy s*** going down. Stay safe stay drunk. 😘 Seth and Martha!

[@kidskatch10]

OMG thank you for hosting your show again - I soooo needed this today - Thank You

[@o.b.7217]

"Late Night with Seth Meyers"...at 1:55 pm.

[@js66613]

Wait a minute... something doesn't add up! XD

[@pankayte860]

“You can get a little martini shaker like this” Not sure if it’s an essential trip, MARTHA.

[@jennylee9278]

I don't think she meant for everybody to rush out and grab one off the shelves.

[@sheepinspace3010]

Glad to see Seth checking on his mom in these trying times

[@Mixxie67]

She is a national treasure. So much love and respect for Martha.

[@clayshippy2652]

Thank you Seth Meyers, Late Night and Martha Stewart

[@larrymosher5045]

Finally something useful.I want to drink a martini now.thanks Martha.

[@pookah9938]

" I stitched myself up...April's Fool."

[@poppyhwa]

it's like watching Parasite all over again, huh... how prophetic

[@NewMessage]

The glitchy 'Shlorp shlorp' sound of that drink being shaken is right out of P-Hub.

[@Iwasahippychick]

This American nurse thanks you.

[@JKis_right]

Love Martha, but it would be awesome if she could manage to have a charity pick up some of those eggs at the end of her driveway to be distributed to the less fortunate. ❤️

[@sdgidney4139]

Who are the less fortunate in her neighbor? 🤔

[@JKis_right]

SD Gidney that’s why I suggested a charity that would deliver the eggs to the less fortunate.

[@sdgidney4139]

J K I know what you meant. I was just being a little sarcastic, because Martha lives in an affluent neighborhood. Keep safe 😀

[@lobotdoraemon3027]

Martha really looks like the lovely and kind grandma of my neighbor

[@InfansDeAter]

That e-mail notification at 3:40 almost gave me a heart attack.

[@scottyg9167]

I just love this ! And honestly, I think this whole mess is bringing so many people together in many, many new ways. And keep those smiles comin’! They make a difference, despite the horror of what’s going on

[@romigizi]

umm she hasn’t given them a day off yet??? wtf they are detainees

[@pamelacass9642]

Try HOSTAGES.

[@raynaverbeck6156]

When we can leave our houses again, you need to do a day drinking episode with Martha!!!!!!

[@nolbp]

i wish that was my kitchen :)also your a treasure Martha stay safe Seth

[@susankaempfer8427]

We make ours with blueberries and just enough blue curaçao to add a bit of color.

[@swaddington9399]

Haha, Seth was hilarious during this interview

[@jenniferfitzpatrick2282]

Blanket stitch is actually a real suture pattern. It’s called Ford Interlocking but it is the same as the embroidery stitch

[@boblowney]

seth's gentle but real mocking of Martha is great. She should have been self aware enough to have self mocked herself.

[@Soup4fam]

Anyone else cringe when she called the “detainees”?

[@peforster6725]

I kinda did, & until you mentioned it, I didn't realize how awful that description was... #outoftouch

[@collettemckee]

Her comment that well they didn’t want to loose their jobs. Seriously? If she actually threatened that if they didn’t remain to help her maintain her level of living, then she is kinda messed up.

[@purpleflametarot39]

I think she was making a joke at her own expense. Remember she was a detainee and handled it with class!

[@purpleflametarot39]

No. It was a joke

[@collettemckee]

🤞

[@Robynfound]

I love how annoyed, Seth is, and quietly making fun of Martha and very uneasy by her stupidity and insensitivity

[@swaddington9399]

I noticed that so clearly too, its kind of hilarious

[@shawnat8799]

Love this lady, hella out there but trippy in a good way

[@monicasainz3212]

You can’t take the woman out of the clink, but you can’t take the clink out of the woman! She said “detainees”! I love her!

[@Tmanaz480]

Reminds me of when she got out of prison and was under "estate arrest".

[@Hx3ney]

Love you Martha!! Stay healthy!!

[@nevertooold6498]

So . . . This would be an awesome way to be in quarantine. Martha, Do you have room for one more? But, I take my martini with gin.😊

[@ShovelChef]

Seth: "Hello, Martha!" Camera cuts to Marth-- Me: *"Pink St. Germain?? **_What's about to happen here??_** 😐"*

[@kimclarke5018]

A lot of people comment on keeping the gardener, the housekeeper, and the driver, detainees. Realistically there can’t be much cleaning to do, she is by herself, the driver isn’t driving anywhere because of the strict stay at home orders in the New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut areas. She has guest houses that I’m sure are nice and she’s feeding them. I’m a nurse it’s probably safer there than at their homes.

[@2Infinit2]

Horse back riding.. lol TLDR; I'm Martha Stewart, and I'm rich, suckers

[@elizaparakeet8769]

"Look at all my eggs, are you jealous?"

[@andrewschreiber112]

LOVE this!

[@sueparras6028]

Only Martha Stewart would quarentine with her gardener, her maid and her driver! What a rough life! Must be nice! I guess that's what jail does to a person! LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rowshell3378]

Who wouldn’t want to be quarantined in Martha Stewart’s house?? The lucky ones

[@mellowtrinidad]

Seth Meyers is the funniest of the nighttime tv hosts. His alcohol humor is tone-deaf, though.

[@indigowolf556]

Sounds good!

[@xelamercedes]

good to see Martha again.

[@auntvesuvi3872]

Thanks, Seth! Thanks, Martha! 🍸

[@princesslavidia3287]

martha ask if i wanna see her make the perfect martini. me: no.

[@nicolefox777]

Love Martha!!

[@robynshillinger4001]

“The kind of story we need right now”

[@americanmonster4983]

I just love Martha.

[@trntavry]

Martha turns tf up. I live.

[@kimberlys8422]

Give me pickle juice plain or with vodka. I'm good either way.

[@melindac3368]

LOVE it with pickle juice. It doesn't get better than that!

[@latoshadennis7730]

I will have to try that 😉

[@melindac3368]

@@latoshadennis7730 I just love pickle juice. I'll drink it, and then all the pickles get a little dry. LoL.

[@grovermarchand5537]

Its tasty and l bet you ladies never get leg cramps😊. ✌️&♥️

[@ursaminorjim]

MARTHA, THAT IS NOT A MARTINI. THAT IS A _VODKA_ MARTINI. Given your refusal of embarrassment, though (which I heartily applaud), I retract my outrage. Bottoms up.

[@petrinasmith6853]

Love Martha!❤️

[@13699111]

Love Martha Stewart

[@marymackey7198]

Gotta love Martha

[@gulinasirova3257]

LOVE YOU MARTHA!!!

[@sophieperaaud471]

Thanks Martha.

[@someone2916]

Love Martha

[@joshprado4353]

Goals in life. Have a farm . A gardener (again) housekeeper and a driver. Always be a hospitable host. #ILoveMeSomeMartha #MarthaisLife

[@FrydaWolff]

I have never envied Martha Stewart for anything except for that enormous bowl of eggs.

[@adammacleod925]

Lmfao I love how she's quarrantined with her latino workers and she's just making cocktails for everyone all day on her farm.

[@thomasx58]

Cheers 🥂

[@raumgehll]

Cmon Martha, vodka instead of gin? Isn't it early in this whole ordeal to drop all that is true and good?

[@Cypresssina]

Save the gin to disinfect things 😂 I'm sorry I've yet to develop a taste for it.

[@robinbeers6689]

Martha's idea of roughing it : drinking a martini out of a regular wine glass.

[@gailduquette8604]

For heavens sake, she has worked hard for her money, for many years, creative, loved her Mother..a little lightness in these dark times.

[@Fandangtastic]

Yes. What are those doors to?

[@noreenhogan8208]

Is Seth really reading “The Thorn Birds”?!

[@azae00Vids]

Love Martha .. she's awesome..

[@TheGossipGays]

Martha stewart you are amazing.

[@ViktorKelley]

So she just admitted to imprisoning her employees under threat? This is publicly broadcast? like federal agents, lawyers, judges just shrugging that one off watching

[@MyMomo17]

You need Aviator Gin an RR for a Quarantini.

[@krisfrederick5001]

....Waited for her to drop the bowl.

[@peterl.104]

That looks more than “a little bit of vodka.” Also, shaker is more exciting to use if you don’t hold the little cap at the top.

[@whatzupLizzy]

Wow. If you thought you were rich Martha explained your not. If you thought you were entitled, your not. I think the word she was looking for is indentured.

[@Lemont321989]

She really murdered the name Noilly Prat.

[@Lemont321989]

Then I listened on, and she murdered Aperol Spritz as well.

[@gggnumber1]

I'm guessing last year's drink was called "Memory Loss."

[@luap0213]

She cracks me up. Rofl

[@toniroberts8117]

I’m beyond jealous. I bought crappy Walmart eggs today because NOBODY else had them in stock in my town 😭 Martha... can I be in your Xmas list??? Lol. SETH: “uhhh... ur not like embarrassed you don’t have martini glasses??” Lol 😂. Seth your priceless “Uhhhh............ sex on the beach”????...... huh???? And definitely cheers to nurses. They will be the lifeline in our near future 😁

[@jfjoubertquebec]

Oooooh so happy to see Martha :) I've been watching her again recently and she's terrific. Feel good moment of the day thanks Seth!

[@anphash]

Is Martha on day release??? I had no idea criminals were fair game the late nights

[@johno7617]

VOTE Blue for facts and science again!!