Seth Meyers' opening monologue at 2015 'NFL Honors'

Seth Meyers leaves no stone unturned in his opening monologue at the 2015 "NFL Honors" show.

[@jackmiller-johnston8689]

"3 offensive touchdowns! It's what the Jets call a season." Pass the burn ointment!

[@conquistadorito]

Don’t insult us! We scored 4 touchdowns!

[@miguelntirampeba4797]

Its even more true now lmao

[@1993majinvegeta]

Michael Irvin's laughter is _contagious_. It's so nice to see him laugh like that every year at the Honors.

[@NazriB]

Lies again? MLS NFL

[@dareoism]

Lol at "..you can still win the NFC South"

[@brysonlozano5661]

then they show luke kuechly lmao

[@donaldsexton1305]

Bryson Lozano Probably thought he was Brian Cushing.

[@duke4eva84]

+BrotherMouzone That was the best joke he had and it was just true and sad not really funny.

[@peytonkennedy9490]

BrotherMouzone best part is, back to back mvps and superbowl appearances for that shitty nfc south

[@Flench339]

Lol and now it's one of the toughest in the game.

[@jorgealan997]

It was a good monologue but the one on 2016 by Conan was just the best one so far.

[@elmodeadinside2760]

Same

[@vargasrafael15]

The conan one wasnt nearly as funny as this one

[@newera5238]

Conan killed it! 😂😂☠☠

[@Fazman81]

Riggles killed it this year too!

[@loukipp5469]

Frank Faz meh not as good as these two in my opinion

[@paigepellaton]

It's so wild to see Kaepernick in the building. How times have changed :O

[@nadirseman96]

he's responsible for his own demise

[@lankapk]

HILARIOUS! Loved the Goodell jab, Harbaugh reference, safe & legal tackle, & the final "even if you lose tonight you can still with the NFC South" FANTASTIC opener!

[@hdaaap]

the goodell line was hilarious haaha

[@Xkingluis23]

NBA should have this.

[@secretidenity8028]

Nice guess

[@josephblanchard6248]

@@secretidenity8028 when did the NBA also do this? Got a link?

[@SneakerRealm]

@@josephblanchard6248 ...or you could just type in "NBA awards." Might be easier.

[@SneakerRealm]

@American Nationalist "Who" what? I was telling that dude how to find the NBA Awards video.

[@SaneNoMore]

"You play quarterback not banjo" is still the best burn in NFL Honors history.

[@FunclipMonkey]

absolut legendary 😅 the "i need to talk about tom bradys balls" was also just absolut hilarious 😂

[@JM2845]

Seth absolutely killed it tonight

[@sabafarrukh1795]

Seth is such a lovely, on spot human.

[@mdhcccc]

What does on spot mean

[@conquistadorito]

Still my favorite NFL honors monologue.

[@josephblanchard6248]

Tbh this one is actually not that bad at all compared to all the other ones. But imo, Conan's is my personal favorite of them all.

[@TheoneandonlyEETFUK]

Seth roasting everyone lmao

[@greysonG10]

He was?

[@anonymousanonymous7593]

That's the point, lol.

[@anonymousanonymous7593]

@@greysonG10 Did we watch the same monologue? Lol

[@josephblanchard6248]

@@anonymousanonymous7593 r/whoosh

[@ohno3464]

"Three offensive touchdowns! It's what the New York Jets call 'a season'!" ROFL.

[@brysonlozano5661]

This is probably the funniest opener ever.

[@michaelroberts9484]

Seth killed it

[@vincentspawns]

This is awesome, sums up this season pretty nicely.

[@DanielMartinez-wn7sx]

Barcelona videos

[@1polyron1]

Who came here after watching Steve Harvey's monologue?

[@moy19vh]

dragonknightttt me. Jaja.

[@Kittylicable]

dragonknightttt me 🙋🏾‍♀️

[@timothysullivan4759]

Harvey’s was the worst by far

[@qpeocn]

Harvey was the worst. Looked like he was booked last minute because all he did was talked about himself. The NFL also got soft and didn't want any more roasting.

[@qpeocn]

@Tamir Hall No, he did not. Don't get me wrong. I like Harvey but there were better hosts from before. Harvey went up there with no program and no creativity whatsoever. All he did was talked about himself. Keegan , Conan, and Seth were better by a mile. But like I said, the NFL seem to be setting the limitations on what their host can do because it's full of snowflakes who can't take jokes and good comedy.

[@doritochipgamer474]

This is a highly underrated monologue.

[@4H4M4]

Seth killed it!!!

[@12JohnBrady]

Seth Myers killed it!

[@shizzlenizzle27]

Seth Meyers is awesome. Not even Goodell can touch him!

[@amiranahshal5256]

Love this!! Seth is hilarious!!

[@evillynch7754]

"Yeah" - Evil Lynch

[@subhanbaig5900]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ppbone8026]

Subhan Baig We know why you're here.

[@Moonchild-fq8ex]

Aw I love Olivia & Aaron together!

[@jeahndiaz8417]

Johnny college football joke killed me

[@BFRLagreca]

the text was brilliant

[@BIGBUTCH310]

Seth was hilarious ! #PACKERNATION

[@greysonG10]

6:15 look at the dude on the left in the blue shirt suit, just starring into Seths sole.

[@coryanime6244]

lmaoo

[@granthartley1627]

😂

[@granthartley1627]

😂

[@TronTheTramp]

Lmao!!!

[@nickscudiero1173]

Seth Meyers is awesome. Not even Goodell can touch him!

[@harper7509]

Another FLUSH.

[@seanim6846]

Still the best one in my opinion, 2019

[@jljf2f]

You bein' smaaat?

[@primetimeab3216]

who's watching this in 3/11/16 cuz the Browns cut Johnny Manziel today!!

[@Kieranb-pb9ri]

Me

[@merveilification]

11/6/17

[@gamer72596]

This was hilarious, can't wait to see the one this Saturday #2017

[@justinreid3663]

JeanCarlos Berasgoico it was bad key bombed

[@rjatti12]

who else is watching this with nostalgia after seeing this years crappy one

[@T3MPL3TillIdIe]

Rick Jatti i just watch monologues from the last 3 years and they are all great..

[@rjatti12]

T3MPL3TillIdIe i like keegan michael key and all but his monologue was pretty shitty

[@bryanth271]

+Bad CJ Doom I agree, actually it's the funniest one to me

[@josephblanchard6248]

@Uppity Sombitch Conan**

[@josephblanchard6248]

And Bill Burr should really be the next tbh.

[@beaujacobs8294]

That nfc championship game packers/Seahawks- still haunts me 😔

[@FooM3991]

Romo looks like Paul Rudd.

[@fredericfoe2456]

best monologue ever to me. Peyton's one is a close, very close second but still a second.

[@GuessTechSports]

"Or 170 Adjusted for inflation!" LOL

[@charlescooper5795]

That Beatles and Bortles line killed me😂 lmao

[@hoangakahowie]

Seth a savage :D

[@gamer72596]

He made fun of Boston, that's awesome.

[@anonymousanonymous7593]

He's from New England so he gets a pass, lol.

[@maryansharif9358]

he's actually from Illinois

[@anonymousanonymous7593]

@@maryansharif9358 Ya wrong sweethaht. Go pahk ya cah at Scoughtlawnd Yahd.

[@shadowdawg04]

"I'll have to double check..." I'm dead!!!!

[@ryanritter9520]

Harbaugh def got the last laugh there...

[@KvnDWr]

8:15 that Manziel joke was VICIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@burnbabylonburn78]

That Beatles/Bortles joke was by far the best in this monologue.

[@declan4065]

LMAO OLIVIA AT 6:43 IM DYING

[@97lazycloud97]

Quark Nearly perfect Partner. Lucky bastard.

[@SaneNoMore]

His new squeeze Dana is even better.

[@clos24]

Olivia has a personality and is beautiful she is one of those you cant let go... I guess that's the same reason Rogers had to.

[@Cody435]

@Natnael Guliano oh don't worry it'll change again stars change their partner every year

[@walmartbag458]

I’m a huge Conan fan but Seth Myers killed this too. They are definitely the top 2 hosts, the 2017 and 2018 shows were ehhh. Hope we get either Conan or Myers back soon

[@markeharris2856]

That Roger Goddell line.......priceless!!

[@nigelnyoni8265]

That whole segment about that guy's beard was awesome

[@TheOnlyDJChillWill]

that ending was hilarious.

[@MrBalobba]

Probably the best monolouge at the NFL Honors ever!

[@carterhamilton8011]

Jim Brown always gets so butthurt

[@VMohdude-]

He’s not butthurt he’s just serious.

[@chris.hartliss]

He keeps showing up though. Lol props

[@Heavenzvoice]

Carter Hamilton yeah ... older black man that dealt with hardcore racism in OHIO, he’s still dealing with issues, life and he’s just a serious kind of person.. poor guy

[@bradshaw2288]

Can anyone help me,by letting me know the song they did on the J.J. Watt promo??? or a link to view the entire show again so i can find it,help please,thank you!!! : )

[@JSalonsky]

The monologue was funny and well written; the rest of the show HOLY SHIT how boringgggg

[@hattorihanzo9000]

He actually was funny... I'm shocked

[@aightbet7179]

hattorihanzo have u seen him on snl bro he kills it

[@mikaelacumberbatch6250]

He actually was funny... I'm shocked

[@timothysullivan4759]

That inflation joke took a while to get, but it was actually hilarious

[@PwNn00bzFTW]

4:29 ... the man!

[@ChefSGA]

"I've finally found the last of the Dragon balls. Time to fuse it together to bring another player to the family of Evils. I have no business here as I am executing in the NBA. Our newest member will take over the NFL." - Evil Westbrook

[@subhanbaig5900]

Pls

[@TravisBMasterson]

Ha! Funny!

[@conman2317]

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[@mchammer2820]

Man i love this. Back then when they would really roast the players😂😂

[@zachspry2543]

Up with you guys

[@josephwelsbacher5701]

I was working security that night and was cleaning up and got 2 tickets to the event! gotta find out who was sitting in those seats lol

[@thelonegamerguy8795]

0:33... he knew they blew it

[@ethanbarnes7163]

That Jim Harbaugh joke was brutal

[@lechicagnenumba]

seriously man, you play quaterback, not banjo....best line ever!!!

[@borasengul6600]

for some reason the tackling one had me rolling on the ground

[@danielcaetta4171]

DEAR KZbin!!! STOP IT WITH THE ADS I CAN'T SKIP!!!!!!!! I MEAN COM'ON MANNNNN DAMNNNN

[@tristanhelstrom8274]

The lynch reporter joke was spot on

[@OmegaSniper57]

Where can i watch the highlights of the candidates? i cant find any

[@TrillqBBS]

This mans a fool lmao had me dying on some of these

[@boricuaog]

Of all the years I seen this everyone steers clear of Jim Brown. And after watching this I'm sure Seth learned the hard way lol.

[@minggan2990]

Seth Meyers looks like a male Ellen DeGeneres... or Ellen looks like a female Seth... #MindFuck

[@greysonG10]

I was just about to comment this!! Hahahah, so fucking true.

[@AlbertFu]

Nah I would say Aaron Rogers looks like Ellen

[@greysonG10]

Yu Fu Paul Gorge

[@ShengYu1995]

nah... Anna Kendrick is the female Seth Meyers... or Seth Meyers is the male Anna Kendrick

[@javib171]

Ellen Degeneres looks like a male Ellen Degeneres.

[@MrDarrenBall]

that adjusted for inflation joke was too cheeky

[@johnmulligan7240]

Was Jim Brown in on that joke or is he always like that?

[@Adam-rc9kb]

probably in on it but he is known for being very serious

[@Firedogg301]

Jim don't play!

[@josephblanchard6248]

He's exactly like this in every single one of these that I've watched so far tbh.

[@vegjeezy17]

Man prob has major brain damage

[@nigelnyoni8265]

@Canelo, The Man, The Myth, TBE. You could've taken this moment to warn us bro. Instead you talk about Jim

[@nicholas4727]

6:25, Rodgers knows he's about to get roasted

[@frank-bmtz]

Fitz really deserves a ring before he retires.

[@Billy-js9wg]

Rob Riggle nailed it better than any of the other ones

[@kennedybarrett6006]

9:15 the best joke ever

[@josephblanchard6248]

No one paid the ransom still bro

[@shaykayback]

He always does an alright job but that Roger Goodell joke was delivered to perfection.

[@GoodNews-px2im]

Conan and Steve are funnier, but Seth did a great job and nobody really seemed to get offended as they did with the other two.

[@KozmosOne]

I'll have to DOUBLE CHECK

[@suyapaan1615]

The Payton Manning joke was the best.....

[@josephblanchard6248]

Which one?

[@monkeymadness7359]

I went to that one

[@newera5238]

This was good 😊😁😅

[@mo_jamma9091]

Most certainly the best monologue performance in the NFL Honors IMO. Seth’s jokes had everyone laughing and overall gave them a good time and I think he executed his jokes very well.

[@kingcecil7126]

Wow ! How the world has changed.

[@JohnnyU-sj5gb]

jj watt being unanimously dpoty is a joke.... justin houston had 22 sacks

[@calebsingleton2109]

Johnny U. I know I'm late, but Justin Houston had more picks than J.J. Too

[@calebsingleton2109]

I think they gave it to J.J. Because he carried Houstons defense

[@filipmakarowski]

Caleb Singleton You can't really count the picks when 1 is a defensive lineman.

[@TrevorCopter]

Man, this is like watching the Emmys but everyone is honest about who they hate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@conquistadorito]

Most people in the room are too old to appreciate the Bill Nye joke.

[@josephblanchard6248]

Nah. Because he's actually been back recently, lately on Netflix tbh.

[@Fhdhdhdhdjfjdhs]

Talks about Richard Sherman Camera man: shows Eddie Lacey

[@ericksonobasuyi8096]

8:28 who's this beauty ??

[@akshaythambipillai4242]

lol irvin at 7:16

[@ChannelPKtown]

8:06 JOHNNY "COLLEGE" FOOTBALL.

[@marcmestanas2277]

Andrew luck is so happy

[@askmemum]

That Johnny Football joke doe

[@ericpaulgoldie]

4:30 Damn I miss Colin Kapernick.... Anyways great work as always Mr Meyers!

[@kennershunag6895]

5:45 RIP THE NECK BEARD 2018

[@MrGophillyeagles]

Bill Burr needs to host next

[@eduardoretamoza7071]

oh yes he does..

[@darrellanderson4022]

That Woman Aaron Rodgers With Is A Fox ♥️

[@cel9347]

Lol at Andrew Luck, 5:37

[@alecdorf6458]

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