Seven Days of Pimpmas (1964)

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Frank Chairman's 50's swing jazz version (track 2) kzbin.info/www/bejne/pnm7qnejp9Z3arcsi=IW1AwUrIK2EzWDcb Cheers!

[@Captain-Palsy]

Finally, a Christmas tune for us pimps. 🖐💥

[@orvelorten5586]

Slap on, playa...🖐

[@0patience4flz]

I wanna be a pimp...🫢

[@orvelorten5586]

@0patience4flz Then employ yourself some hoes, buy some fly threads and join our pimpdon ranks.

[@jamesxboxkilla4913]

CHURCH

[@867diesel]

Keep it pimpin pimp 👋

[@EricSchryver-v8o]

What a blessed time.

[@stevenbordlemay2651]

I remember playing this for the whole family every pimpmas.

[@BoxerRick]

Thanks Dad. I do it as a treat for MY kids now. ❤

[@PTUband]

Ahh yes, the good ol’ days.

[@davidmitchell6873]

Just found this and I love it!! Finally a song that conveys the true American spirit of Christmas.

[@puntosxm]

I love this damn song!

[@claychaney-m5m]

It's a shame how Pimpmas has become so commercialized.

[@orvelorten5586]

This song sho gets my hands moving...

[@felldoh9271]

lmao

[@mwfudge]

Such a heartwarming song 😊.

[@grindeyyyyy]

Well i found my long lost Christmas spirit

[@blackhawk6615]

I am rolling in laughter 😅😂

[@AndrewDaley-lr9qg]

The go make me some fried chicken got me. 😂😂

[@garysuarez9614]

Even Frosty gettin' in on the action.

[@Chimera003]

So this is what Santa meant with "Ho, Ho, Ho!"

[@Pescatore]

I can remember going over to my Grandma's for Xmas and she would play this song. Then my great uncle would talk about the time he beat his 3rd wife into a coma. Later that night after the cops left with uncle Rico, we all gathered around the burnt remains of the tree and hummed this song (Uncle Rico broke the stereo)

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Those were the days... Cheers Josh!

[@BB-bq1xd]

😂omg too good buddy 😂

[@cru-mbs3640]

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[@The90sun]

Merry Pimpmas Hos

[@matthewblackwood4875]

When your parents say " kids nowadays music is out of order", but listen to this. 😅

[@Deathklaat17]

Starting to love the P.I.M.P extended universe,merry PIMPMAS everybody!

[@longwindingroad]

My grandparents played this for us every Christmas after we had lunch and opened presents. Grandpa would sing outloud and dance for us. Good times for an 8 year old in the 70s.

[@anthonyyoutubefan7567]

"On the 1st day of Pimpmas, my Best Bitch gave to me all of my fuckin' money..." I was already smiling before this line was finished. Kitchens and chickens...the two go so well together. Happy Pimpmas, Everybody. Wait, am I gonna have to slap a ho?

[@TheTrumpReaper]

😳 I'll never be able to watch Frosty the Snowman without hearing this song in my brain.

[@Ghost0465-1]

Just wait until you hear about Frosty the Dopeman

[@del2591]

Listen to "Frosty the Pervert" 😜

[@orvelorten5586]

@@TheTrumpReaper Frosty the Fuckboy is pretty fly,also.

[@artisticsoldiers8105]

Rudolph the deep throat reindeer

[@SkaMaRtiSt1991]

@@Ghost0465-1 He sellin' that top quality snow, no doubt! lol

[@noway6362]

“When I roll dice ain't nothing but sevens. Besides, ain't no b*tch can count to twelve anyhow." - Eddie “ dice Man “ Jefferson

[@DavidGreen-hp5yq]

Ah, nothing like the tunes of old 😇

[@josephebacon]

Oh what a way to sing about Christmas Cheer!

[@murraysaucedo897]

0:11 IDK but I LOL'D so effin hard at that one! Like I literally had to pause and almost slammed my laptop to the floor

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

It's really just one day of Pimpmas. Cheers!

[@Morocco_Mo]

I remember back in 64, right after the civil rights act passed, I made my first black friend. Went over to his house one Christmas, and they all knew and sung the lyrics to this song. It was such a unique experience, it was beautiful, I clapped. It's a day I'll never forget.

[@biffalobull2335]

But was there any slappin or backhanding?

[@elijaharvinger1178]

I love how pimping is seen as a "black" occupation.

[@anthonywhite9178]

Greatest decade of music my ass

[@lawtondj]

Pimpmas is my favorite holiday for sure

[@ForgottenGrooves]

A classic. I have looked for this one for many years, searching far and wide, and have never been able to find it. Amazing you were able to find it and preserve it for the world. Amazing work.

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Happy to share. Cheers Forgotten Grooves!

[@dvaz619]

Yes yearly I can't wait for this to be played on the radio truly a classic😂

[@CONNECTELECTRIC]

Fun Fact: The original song title was *"My Bitch Better have my money through Rain, Sleet and Snow"*

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Fly Guy - Pimp of the Year

[@hoosez]

Santa says - "pimpin' ain't easy!!" 🎄

[@Luigiman2911]

As tradition I always leave a bucket of chicken and grape juice on the table every christmas eve

[@Triple-Q]

for Pimpmas I'm writing to Pimp Claus to ask him for a Super Hand Holiday Special

[@guitarcomet5]

I’ve been told numerous times by many people that my humor is offensive. Then I see this video…. I’m not that offensive. 😇

[@AgentSquiddy]

I just caught a charge to this song and I'm gonna be gone till next Pimpmas 😂

[@JonnyQest666]

I remember listening to this with my Grandfather. I really miss him.

[@CreationsVibration]

Who else loves to play this when they leave out a stack of Benjamins for Pimpy Claus on Pimpmas Eve?

[@markl4593]

BIG DADDY KANE: “Pimpin ain’t easy” - ME: “Hell yeah, fool. Pimpin is easy!”

[@jameschastain8746]

So heartwarming

[@CraigWilkinson-n1u]

Great cheerful song

[@samst-louis9389]

Pimp hand is strong in this one. 😅

[@joaquinhernandez3132]

Man..... that's gotta be a very hard PIMPMAS!!

[@billszyroki1219]

Wishing everyone a Merry Pimpmas and a Happy Ho Year!

[@brianowens9060]

Frosty puttin in work!

[@alfonsedente9679]

Merry Pimpmas! May Santa gift you with many isotoners and boxing gloves!

[@michaelhorner6804]

🎄Merry Pimpmas 💃👋👀☃️

[@mathieuleader8601]

neat a Pimp Named Slipback did a Christmas single

[@yourefaceneedscharmin762]

This is my jam 😁

[@KungFuHonky]

So excellent. You gotta show me how you make these. ..We misogynists gotta stick together and do some PR work.

[@zach7193]

Man, that's something. Some of the lyrics on the song echoes that of Bartholomew Jackson. The lyrics are so similar in the other songs. Did Eddie collaborate with Jackson?

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Excellent question, I'll have to do some research to find out. I'm thinking you may be right. Cheers!

[@zach7193]

@HardArchiveVinyl I realized when I was listening to the song, some of the lyrics was similar to Bartholomew Jackson's songs because he says it frequently when singing.

[@TheSpiral01]

"She talk back one more time, this is gonna be the scene of a crime",😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Pantheragem]

I hope Super-Hand has a great Christmas. Wonder what he's doing. He has powers no other pimp has, you know. Edit; He probably fought Krampus, and saved Christmas. How wholesome.

[@Carlos-o2h]

😂, love this

[@brysonkelley6306]

a holiday classic

[@oldsoldier64]

He sees you when you're creeping,

[@Tserriednisch]

There really is a fucked up but happy vibe with your songs and I ain't complainin lmao, cheers 🔥

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

@@Tserriednisch Cheers!

[@felldoh9271]

Make Pimpmas pimpin’ again 🤘🏻

[@luciusseneca2715]

Merry Pimpmas to all, and to all I'll Smack Your Lip!!!

[@keithalan1]

Ahh yes, the good ole days.

[@cainabel615]

This is hilarious!!!😂 😂😂😂

[@alfonsedente9679]

Waiting for Krampus' rebuttal song. I imagine it will be about lots of cramps, moaning, and indeciciveness.

[@SpaceCoastStreetRippers]

Sounds like Cody Chesnut

[@thetowertarot13]

😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏‼️‼️‼️

[@AnonymousWatcher37]

Frosty the Snowman Pimp stays Frosty.

[@LastAmericanSamsquanch]

Made my day , fuckin lol!

[@observer.b_e_l_l_i_s]

Christmas Twenty24 Santa aint Buckin around

[@DarkW0lverine]

People forget that St Nikolas, the person who Santa is based on, took no shit for his hoes. They delivered their customers 'gifts' and they paid up on time, or St Nick would get generous and charitable with his knuckles

[@Procopius464]

When Santaclaus isn't a saint.

[@BB-bq1xd]

Oh man, those were the days. I totally remember when the rat pack of Frank Sinatra covered this. 🎉😂

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

@@BB-bq1xd I happen to have of copy of it right here kzbin.info/www/bejne/pnm7qnejp9Z3arcsi=G5QPzloSH3E_AZKA Cheers!

[@BB-bq1xd]

@ 😂🔥

[@peteweller8891]

🎵"On the first day of Christmas, my true gave to me, EXACTLY what I instructed her to! Or she gets the back of my hand!" 🎶 Man, these older songs were so heartwarming and cozy. Where did it all go wrong?

[@mattnobrega6621]

This is off the "very hood christmas" album😎👍

[@AustinsLookingAtYou]

You sure do have a fascination with making old things turn into something about pimps don't you? 🤣🤣🤣

[@triplewave5214]

He’s physically putting the ‘hard’ in hard archive

[@Troy-b4n]

Keep the pimp hand strong

[@LPAGAN401]

"When I roll dice ain't nothing but sevens" You might want to watch the Chappelle show skit "world series of dice" to get that one.

[@McCrapweasel]

Santa & his Red Right Hand.

[@fdelm]

im a jolly old saint pimp!

[@Batman-p8r]

My pimp hand is strong

[@Hellodarknessmyolefriend]

Yo baby yo.😂

[@MrMLD1972]

Classic.

[@SkaMaRtiSt1991]

AI must be thinking "Damn, these humans be wilding out asking for these photos"

[@a.nonymouse]

This song is what you get when Santa Claus gets nose deep in a few lines of "SNOW" if you know what I mean. There's a simple explanation why Rudolf's nose is red.

[@Pantheragem]

The Hard Archive expanded universe expands.

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Cheers Pantheragem!

[@Recoil816]

*SHEEEEEEEEIT*

[@nominalvelocity]

This is pretty pimping of course, but what the world wants to know is this: can we expect a rendition of Bone Zone done in the missionary pos-*cough* Quaker style in time for thanksgiving? Or maybe Superhand / Alice's Restaurant crossover?

[@Realartofficialrecords]

very funny love it

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

@@Realartofficialrecords Cheers Real Art Official Records!

[@TravisHamilton-e9u]

🖐🎅

[@Michaelgipsyjohn]

All right I'm not sure who allowed this song Tik Tok but I'm sure there's going to be a big backlash on this😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@soundacresstudio]

This is the real shit right here.

[@ViceCoin]

Ho ho ho😊

[@LukeLovesRose]

Yep. This is how they celebrate the holidays in Wakanda

[@bernadetteh8352]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙃

[@FerociousSniper]

It's a pimpmas for the rest of us.

[@masonmellinger5304]

bandcamp release, when?

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

@@masonmellinger5304 I'll try to do it today. Cheers!

[@masonmellinger5304]

@@HardArchiveVinyl Thank you! Its a Pimpmas miracle!

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

@@masonmellinger5304 Bandcamp is all up to date now. Cheers!

[@westnile21]

APimpNamedSanta

[@lawtondj]

It is going to be the greatest pimpmas this year with the number one biggest playa pimp in the White House coming up. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🕺🕺🦅🦅

[@jasonallen7779]

😂😂😂

[@AnonymousWatcher37]

Where's Rudolf the Red Pimp.

[@MisterMasterShafter1]

Hahahahaha! 😂

[@stevengodlyiconmaglio]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤