SEX SENT YOU TO THE ER?! *real patient stories*

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@Ace-v3t
@Ace-v3t Ай бұрын
Those people need to be ashamed and arrested! Those poor gerbils 🤬🤬😢
@RandomNexus
@RandomNexus Ай бұрын
Right?! 😱
@TolinaSapphire4444
@TolinaSapphire4444 Ай бұрын
I AGREE 😤😤😤😤 WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
@lapapessedugrandnord
@lapapessedugrandnord Ай бұрын
And the poor women !!!
@leonerose1715
@leonerose1715 Ай бұрын
Had an inmate - came down with Cryptococcal meningitis from screwing pigeons. What people think up is endless 🥴.
@Ace-v3t
@Ace-v3t Ай бұрын
@ sick🤢🤢🤬🤬🤬
@artfuldodger7838
@artfuldodger7838 Ай бұрын
We had a prostitute come in to the clinic once. She wrote down the license plate numbers of her clients. 11 states and 9 foreign countries. And, yes, we had gerbil stories. We had to call animal control, and take the guy to Metro. If you really want to stop people from this stuff, tell them, and this is not exaggeration, this story will be all over the hospital in 5 minutes.
@Jenny-uv4dl
@Jenny-uv4dl Ай бұрын
I had to gyn/ o.b clinic in a inner city hospital during nursing schoil we had a working sex worker who was 7 months prego she had Trich & a huge condolma hanging off her labia the smell and site made me almost vomit the m.d & patient kept talking like nothing was wrong he wanted to show me her cervix i wondered quietly how she kept working she must have just giving oral ti clients wht person could have just pushed aside a grapefruit sized condaloma
@Donna-pl9zn
@Donna-pl9zn Ай бұрын
​@Jenny-uv4dl men don't care where or how they get it. If they go to a prozzie on the street, they already know and don't care about cleanliness. Sometimes they even go back and share with wives and girlfriends!
@ForestCooley
@ForestCooley Ай бұрын
The gerbil stuff is absolutely disgusting vile and evil animal cruelty and abuse
@Nightraven26
@Nightraven26 Ай бұрын
It’s probably not real, I haven’t seen an actual case report article on pubmed about it, and that x-ray looks photoshopped. If it actually happened, there would definitely have been a case report written about it, and also I can’t imagine it would be pleasant because even if you removed its claws, the limbs of the gerbil would probably rupture the rectum leading to significant bleeding and the need for surgery to make a colostomy bag.
@whatTFisThis
@whatTFisThis Ай бұрын
​@Nightraven26 the gerbil story literally said he had to poop into a bag after
@Nursing1988
@Nursing1988 Ай бұрын
Nope it's real! I hate to be the bearer of bad news! I had one in a baggie they have death spasms and die! Mine happened to be a hamster and this was late 80's. I have been in other ER's when these things have happened. If you truly knew the things we have seen!​@@Nightraven26
@Nursing1988
@Nursing1988 Ай бұрын
​@@Nightraven26nope it's truth! If you knew things we have seen. This is more common than you want to believe
@GreenHeet
@GreenHeet Ай бұрын
​@@Nightraven26Unfortunately it is real. Richard Gere made the News over 30 years ago because he put a gerbil up there.
@grimnirnacht
@grimnirnacht Ай бұрын
The gerbils. Wtf is wrong with people
@carolakelleski7905
@carolakelleski7905 Ай бұрын
People? Men 😂😂
@Shadow-gm1qy
@Shadow-gm1qy Ай бұрын
​@@carolakelleski7905happens for women too. It isn't based on gender.
@ThirstyBacon
@ThirstyBacon Ай бұрын
From what I hear it's a big thing amongst the gay male crowd.
@nonameherself1302
@nonameherself1302 Ай бұрын
Thoose poor gerbil didnt deserve that shit 😭
@whatTFisThis
@whatTFisThis Ай бұрын
ikr...
@bethgoodbody3244
@bethgoodbody3244 Ай бұрын
The poor gerbils!
@GilLome
@GilLome Ай бұрын
I feel the need to alert the Animal Protective Services... 🤦‍♀
@Piankhi_the_Greater
@Piankhi_the_Greater Ай бұрын
​@@GilLome Don't worry, Snopes says these aren't real. Relax.
@Annalorraine2x
@Annalorraine2x Ай бұрын
Same
@robm6726
@robm6726 Ай бұрын
South Park and Mr. Slave were not meant to be an inspiration
@BakaOotaku
@BakaOotaku Ай бұрын
👀👀👀👀👀
@roberttanguay8532
@roberttanguay8532 Ай бұрын
The old guy "came and went" at the same time. Can put that in his obituary 😂
@steveioe
@steveioe Ай бұрын
This is good!
@lisao7600
@lisao7600 Ай бұрын
I highly doubt he "finished" if he still had a raging bones when the emergency responders got there. Wouldn't it have went flaccid if that were that case?
@Luna-Joy.
@Luna-Joy. 15 күн бұрын
​@@lisao7600 not if he had taken viagra, that can make you last 4+hrs , longer if he took too much which he probably did considering he booked a 4hr slot and died from a heart attack or low blood pressure. Viagra even tells you if your stiffy lasts longer than 4hrs to seek medical attention. 😂
@michaelfrock2473
@michaelfrock2473 3 күн бұрын
@@lisao7600does that mean he is haunting the place because of his unfinished business 😂
@heddystgeorge3756
@heddystgeorge3756 Ай бұрын
This pertains to the woman who had the hysterectomy. If she had a vaginal cuff done that's when the upper part of the vaginal vault is sewn to where the cervix was. They probably told her no sex for at least 6 weeks until the cuff heals but some people don't listen
@ArielGibson757
@ArielGibson757 Ай бұрын
Her BF could've been more caring also . That'd be nothing to brag about hurting your girl like that .
@01jausten
@01jausten Ай бұрын
Some partners don’t listen! (I’m a Gyn nurse)
@PAMELAPORTER-ci7mr
@PAMELAPORTER-ci7mr Ай бұрын
Man, oh man, I'd have listened. Anything concerning cutting, removing, & sewing in that area & it's off-limits indefinitely.
@MonaLisa-zz5cv
@MonaLisa-zz5cv Ай бұрын
Fr I would definitely not brag about that, I’d be scared to ever try it again! I’m not a man though. Glad she was ok
@SilverHart
@SilverHart Ай бұрын
Right! I've seen so many people being all, "When can I have sex? My doctor said 12 weeks but I don't want to wait." Makes me want to scream.
@stevenwcherry
@stevenwcherry Ай бұрын
We had another woman who had a perineum tears from childbirth and a fistula had to get surgery as she was passing stool vaginally. It got worse over time. She kept coming back to the ER, eventually one of the occupational therapists asked about sex. Apparently she had no idea that she needed to take a break, or anything other then penetrative sex. The OT had to discuss and provide pictures of other options. I can't imagine what IT services thought of her search history
@florencepierce1864
@florencepierce1864 Ай бұрын
🤔 EITHER: That particular OT was getting WEIRD LOOKS, like FOREVER, or she was able to STEAM PORN 24/7, like FOREVER - and her excuse was ALWAYS: Oh, Thaaat?!? That was just RESEARCH for a PATIENT! 🤣
@phoenixfairi8979
@phoenixfairi8979 Ай бұрын
Omg
@munkypunkymartin4256
@munkypunkymartin4256 Ай бұрын
"Family Feud" contestant was asked what can be taken out of a person's body. When she said "A gerbil", Steve Harvey looked like he was about to give up living. I thought the contestant was crazy. I now understand her. All I want to say is that there are people whose parents should have opted to clean the streets instead of procreating. 🤯🤦🏽‍♀️
@maryjayne8746
@maryjayne8746 Ай бұрын
I was in ER for a fracture and buddy next door was diagnosed with a jammer. It was hilarious listening to him describing the sex he was having with his wife at the time of the heart attack. He really embellished and was so proud of himself for the incident. Those curtains hold nothing back.
@Daieverett
@Daieverett Ай бұрын
what the hell are people thinking? GERBILS?
@andiward7068
@andiward7068 Ай бұрын
Guinea pigs are too big?
@Herowebcomics
@Herowebcomics Ай бұрын
They don't think of the consequences!😢
@carolakelleski7905
@carolakelleski7905 Ай бұрын
They are men😂😂😂🎉
@SheilaR.08
@SheilaR.08 Ай бұрын
​@@HerowebcomicsOr the cruelty. Absolute dirtbags.
@somethingclever8916
@somethingclever8916 Ай бұрын
I want to see the medical records. Claws and biting is going to be bad for any body cavity
@ghostmailx
@ghostmailx Ай бұрын
We had a patient use a used beauty blender as a tampon. It got stuck for some hours before she decided to head into the ER to get it out. She ended up getting sepsis.
@jennyli7749
@jennyli7749 Ай бұрын
😱
@erikoinenuori
@erikoinenuori Ай бұрын
Did she survive the sepsis?
@ghostmailx
@ghostmailx Ай бұрын
@@erikoinenuori Yes
@heathermiller5765
@heathermiller5765 Ай бұрын
😬
@Polikaize
@Polikaize Ай бұрын
😬😬😬😬😬 i hope it AT LEAST was a new beauty blender…
@skullcrushersanartist
@skullcrushersanartist Ай бұрын
Bro had taken rearranging her guts too seriously 😭
@TheDriedfrogpills
@TheDriedfrogpills Ай бұрын
Please tell me the gerbil thing isn't really that common. Please. My faith in humanity is riding on this
@Lori_L
@Lori_L Ай бұрын
It's not typical but not rare
@Jenny-uv4dl
@Jenny-uv4dl Ай бұрын
Its common
@markotnanatkapietruszki
@markotnanatkapietruszki Ай бұрын
You still have faith in humanity in 2024? Damn.
@minxymoo2325
@minxymoo2325 Ай бұрын
As a gerbil owner, I have never heard of this and it makes me so sad for all the gerbils :(
@shinatina2466
@shinatina2466 Ай бұрын
If you look at people in the comments who claim to be medical professionals every one of them has a gerbil story
@JackieOwl94
@JackieOwl94 5 күн бұрын
4:09 why aren’t these men arrested for animal cruelty? Good lord!
@armmagedonepox
@armmagedonepox Ай бұрын
Ok, I keep hearing about the gerbil thing so goddamn often in my life, that I just went to Google to try looking it up. My exact search: “Why do people keep putting gerbils in their asses?” I haven’t even looked at the answer yet and I can’t stop laughing. My stomach hurts and there are tears. Somebody send help. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@adamsmith1813
@adamsmith1813 Ай бұрын
Update us on the answer bro
@Queina1
@Queina1 Ай бұрын
Someone must of edited the wikipedia page cause it contains this: "an urban legend description of a fictitious sexual practice" LOL It's not fictitious.
@armmagedonepox
@armmagedonepox Ай бұрын
@@Queina1 Omg yeah I saw that, and I was like CLEARLY this isn’t fake because people are ending up in the friggin’ ER because of it, what do they mean “urban legend” 😂
@armmagedonepox
@armmagedonepox Ай бұрын
@@adamsmith1813 Lol for sure! The most forward answer I got is simply “To obtain stimulation”, but idk man… I still have so many questions
@fenilkheni9494
@fenilkheni9494 Ай бұрын
Imagine your story being in this video, I googled absurd sex thing, laughed soo hard my hernia poped.
@ljsings6011
@ljsings6011 Ай бұрын
I have been given something to take home that was surgically removed. It was an IUD that had twisted so many times the strings had wrapped tightly and completely around it (unable to be found by anyone manually) and had lodged itself securely atop my cervix. At first, the OBGYN didn't believe it was causing extreme pain in the office when he was attempting to pinch open my cervix. He actually became angry and yelled when I said "enough" and insisted I be put under for it to be removed. He was so EXCITED once it was removed and by where/how he found it, he ran into the FULL waiting room with it in a specimen cup to show my mother (an RN) and gave it to her for me to take home. It actually still had tufts of my tissue attached to it that could be seen waiving in the fluid he placed it in. I disposed of it upon arriving home. I didn't want the damned thing that caused me 5 years of unbearable pain!
@kaylafranklin6562
@kaylafranklin6562 Ай бұрын
OUCH!!!!! OMG!! I somewhat feel your pain, but not as bad as that!! For me, the iud had fallen down and was at my cervix so I could feel the hard plastic. The Drs said it would be 2 months till they could get me in to remove it when it had only taken them 1 day to get an ultrasound and see it was too low. It hurt too much, so I pulled it out myself. But I actually had access to the strings... I'm sorry you went through that! I wish Drs would listen to what we say more.
@Pnutbutajelityme
@Pnutbutajelityme Ай бұрын
When you have a hysterectomy and they remove the cervix the top of the vaginal canal is sew up like a tube sock. 12 weeks is common for recovery and you can bust it open and yes the intestines fall out of the vaginal canal. It’s an emergency surgery. Very painful and yes it’s called a vaginal vault
@Nightraven26
@Nightraven26 Ай бұрын
Also if you do the coat hanger abortion, you can accidentally pierce the fornix, causing the intestines to herniate through the vagina
@rhov-anion
@rhov-anion Ай бұрын
I was told that the gerbil stories were all just urban myths. I wish I could go back 10 minutes and continue through life believing that.🤢
@andiward7068
@andiward7068 Ай бұрын
Every myth starts from a kernel of truth.
@lunaandstella825
@lunaandstella825 Ай бұрын
That should Be punishable by law.. poor gerbils
@ImlivingwithIIH
@ImlivingwithIIH Ай бұрын
@@lunaandstella825I agree. It should be prosecuted as animal cruelty/animal abuse.
@glancycorner7425
@glancycorner7425 Ай бұрын
Back in the 80s we saw a lot of gerbils in buttholes . At the time it was called gerbilling. 😵‍💫
@maryann9400
@maryann9400 Ай бұрын
It’s not a myth!
@faelangrimm6979
@faelangrimm6979 Ай бұрын
Soo I'm a woman who loves women and...."It's never easy to drive stick---" I'M DYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 IMMEDIATELY SUBSCRIBED.
@texicanwife
@texicanwife 11 күн бұрын
Oh my goodness! I was working the ER one night, as staff nurse. About 1a.m. A man was brought in by ambulance, unconscious. Other than him being unconscious, and his vital signs, there was not a lot known about him. Doc ordered lab work, and X-rays. When X-rays results came through, there was a gerbil in his rectum. He had put a pipe in his rectum. His buddy (who had originally said he didn’t have a clue as to what was wrong with him) said that he’d put the gerbil in the pipe, after using duct tape to seal the opposite end. The gerbil crawled into the rectum, and out of the pipe. After he was stimulated by the gerbil, the tape was supposed to be removed from the end of the pipe, and the gerbil would run from the pipe toward the fresh air. However, he pulled the pipe out, leaving the gerbil inside of him! He was taken to the O.R. To remove the gerbil, and once they could see it, they discovered they had to remove about 8 - inches of colon that the gerbil had chewed through!
@just_somebody0
@just_somebody0 Ай бұрын
I've recently watched a police bodycam where mentally ill guy broke into pet store and shoved living gerbils in his pants. The guy and the gerbils were okay and police officers were laughing their asses off the entire intervention. Why is it always gerbils 😂
@angelc.s.9580
@angelc.s.9580 5 күн бұрын
Dude , we will always try to save the gerbil 😂😂😂😂
@brilafferty.healeddoula
@brilafferty.healeddoula Ай бұрын
KZbin is listening to me, I just ended up in the ER for a dislocated jaw 🤣 🤣
@matthewkuhn4293
@matthewkuhn4293 Ай бұрын
Definitely like this format. More stories please 🙏
@lilabean.ster2
@lilabean.ster2 Ай бұрын
I know these stories are going to be crazzzzyy 😂 can’t wait to hear them 😂
@Alex-wm1mn
@Alex-wm1mn 19 күн бұрын
Lmaooooo in the middle of the gerbil story I got an add for online therapy 😂😂
@gabriellam1894
@gabriellam1894 Ай бұрын
I'll be at work when this premieres but I am definitely curious and terrified
@souzikken
@souzikken Ай бұрын
10:16 actually, I got a surgery for an ovarian dermoid cyst with teeth in it. The surgeon kept one of the 7 teeth that wasn't visible on the x-ray, I still have it. My friends often joke about the fact that I keep "strange, disgusting or dark things" like that saying I live in a tiny freak show or house of horrors 😅
@tinahickman6300
@tinahickman6300 2 күн бұрын
Dermoid cysts are very interesting!!
@DarrylBallegeer
@DarrylBallegeer Ай бұрын
I haven't heard about gerbiling in years. We are a messed up species.
@andiward7068
@andiward7068 Ай бұрын
The number of things put up bums is second only to places people put penises.
@stevenwcherry
@stevenwcherry Ай бұрын
We had also had a guy who's wife has an ostomy on a surgical floor. He was very interested in her ostomy and asking questions about it, if it was her new anus basically. A few weeks later she came in with wounds around her ostomy and infection. Turned out it was an STI...apparently he was into it, I have no idea what she got out of it.
@serahloeffelroberts9901
@serahloeffelroberts9901 Ай бұрын
Wow that is just vile. What a disgusting man
@kaytee789
@kaytee789 Ай бұрын
This happened to a patient of mine.... They both enjoyed it in a weird way.... I just don't judge people's kinks
@OceanSwimmer
@OceanSwimmer Ай бұрын
Ugh.......that IS vile! Poor wife just had surgery, and he decides he's gonna just do that?!? WTF???
@aprilmendenhall6705
@aprilmendenhall6705 10 күн бұрын
Yikes. Some kinks DO deserve shaming
@ayhwhruach4277
@ayhwhruach4277 Ай бұрын
I am hooked on your videos! 😂 Never a dull moment at all! My sister was a nurses assistant and she's got stories to tell my gosh the work time and effort to be in the medical field and it's a very thankless job. Thank you for being awesome and just happy that you can share horror stories in theedical field with the rest of us. 😂
@83gemm
@83gemm Ай бұрын
The intestines one actually made me half pass out. Luckily I’m lying down watching this but oh my god that is pure horror.
@cynhanrahan4012
@cynhanrahan4012 Ай бұрын
Wouldn't a gerbil's toenails do serious damage to the walls of the colon and large intestine?
@HaveCommonSense76
@HaveCommonSense76 Ай бұрын
That’s part of the enjoyment.
@tinahickman6300
@tinahickman6300 2 күн бұрын
Yes. And often requires surgery.
@mariet8434
@mariet8434 Ай бұрын
In the 70s, that mirror would be on the ceiling.
@margaretthatcher6828
@margaretthatcher6828 Ай бұрын
Indeed...
@fergus4273
@fergus4273 Ай бұрын
My mother had one above her water bed, and it had fallen down just as she stepped out of bed.
@MisadventureMisty
@MisadventureMisty Ай бұрын
@@fergus4273My dad had one above his water bed! He passed in 2020, and while he got rid of the water bed years ago, the mirrors remained. He was born in ‘56, so his young adult years was the 70s and he embodied it. Lol 😂
@brandywoods1227
@brandywoods1227 Ай бұрын
Ha! My mom had a waterbed with a massive frame and there were 9 large mirrors so not a single inch of the top of the bed wasn't in view
@alixander3129
@alixander3129 Ай бұрын
We absolutely need a Part 2!
@Olivia-tp1oq
@Olivia-tp1oq 14 күн бұрын
7:03 "its never easy driving stick" why did that have me on the floor?!?!
@joyannelucy1359
@joyannelucy1359 Ай бұрын
Can't wait! Hi everyone from sunny Spain ! Love you Steve ❤
@ravenwillowhart4501
@ravenwillowhart4501 Ай бұрын
Second story - OMG. The best advice I ever got was from a column in Glamour written by a guy about fellatio - "Ladies, please remember it's delicate. Just keep telling yourself, "It's the Magna Carta."
@allthingsharbor
@allthingsharbor Ай бұрын
Ok the one with the children was sooooo cute ! She has got to be a fun mom !
@sunnis1303
@sunnis1303 Ай бұрын
Steve, you are awesome! You always have me ROFLMFAO, regardless of the format you do. Keep it coming, you're doing great! ❤❤❤😂😂😂
@samiraperi467
@samiraperi467 Ай бұрын
"Several" STDs? I can't even think of more than 4 off the top of my head, and I think that's not exactly "several". (Edit: got to 6.) Also, why the F would you use a robotic arm to remove a pressurized can? Sure, it'll probably fit into smaller holes, but(t) ehh... Human hands evolved to grip things with crazily varying forces.
@markotnanatkapietruszki
@markotnanatkapietruszki Ай бұрын
The grip, maybe? That's the only thing I can think of.
@yellowkoi1054
@yellowkoi1054 Ай бұрын
Imagine being a grown child of that guy in the last story, having to receive the news of how their father passed away... 🙈
@elliottmcleandeboer
@elliottmcleandeboer Ай бұрын
How tf did it manage to pop the dove can? And what's the benefit of a robot hand over a regular one in that situation?
@yudithcaron8053
@yudithcaron8053 Ай бұрын
One less hand to sew when the Dove can explodes?
@HaveCommonSense76
@HaveCommonSense76 Ай бұрын
The doctor probably wanted to do the surgery from home.
@haydenyork8414
@haydenyork8414 Ай бұрын
Stone Cold Steve Austin fell on a loofah with a handle while showering and had to go to the ER to get it removed 😂😂😂😂. Priceless.
@meganjohnson9540
@meganjohnson9540 25 күн бұрын
Pro tip…do not have sex in the lake…you’re gonna miss the Fourth of July fireworks because that uti needs to go. Thank you ER!
@mariascott9101
@mariascott9101 Ай бұрын
Those gerbal stories is animal abuse
@valeriepalmquist2597
@valeriepalmquist2597 Ай бұрын
I kept my gallstones. There were only three. The smallest one was the size of a golf ball.
@sallys2423
@sallys2423 Ай бұрын
I still have mine from 40 years ago! They were the size of marbles though...
@JenAngel21
@JenAngel21 22 күн бұрын
One of my best friends that I previously dated passed away recently and for some reason the only story I could remember about him, after knowing him nearly 30 years, was that time I broke his thing and sent him to the er. It was very very bruised and couldn’t be used for a few weeks. R.i.p
@Motivatual
@Motivatual Ай бұрын
The patient with the strap on….bet no one jumped on the stretcher and straddled the patient to do CPR….
@starryadventure8922
@starryadventure8922 Ай бұрын
It's so common with the bottles. Just say it, it's not like we haven't heard it.😅
@yaowsers77
@yaowsers77 Ай бұрын
this was just what i needed during all this crazy holiday stuff! 🤣😂 i've been amused and disturbed all at the same time!
@llyallowyn8127
@llyallowyn8127 Ай бұрын
There's an entire TLC series called Sex Sent Me To The ER. My fave reality/reenactment show.
@RedRoseSeptember22
@RedRoseSeptember22 Ай бұрын
Right? It's hilarious :P
@briankuhn_
@briankuhn_ Ай бұрын
That last one reminded me of the time I had priapism in my 20’s after trying the little blue pill. That was surely fun trying to explain to my doctor 🙄
@Lin-el4wm
@Lin-el4wm Ай бұрын
I could never work in a hospital, some of these stories make me literally feel like I’m going to pass out holy hell
@tygerburning753
@tygerburning753 Ай бұрын
Some ambulances are now carrying blood, in several places around the country. Whole blood programs are the new hot thing and are claiming a bunch of saves.
@navynew
@navynew Ай бұрын
2:54 SOUTH PARK REFERENCE
@Alguienque_come_sanjacobo
@Alguienque_come_sanjacobo Ай бұрын
SOUTH PARK MENTIONED
@navynew
@navynew Ай бұрын
@ I LOVE SOUTH PARK
@Alguienque_come_sanjacobo
@Alguienque_come_sanjacobo Ай бұрын
@navynew ME TOO
@TrishaSmith
@TrishaSmith Ай бұрын
3:12 Eminem would be proud. Also, I am surprised of the amount of people who get stuck. All people not aware that that specific area can expand to the size of two raccoons so how are things getting stuck when it can get that big?
@man_haver9160
@man_haver9160 Ай бұрын
Gerbils don’t deserve that hate 😢😢😢
@SUGAs_Shadow85
@SUGAs_Shadow85 Ай бұрын
Leave the gerbils alone!! 😂😂
@Luna-Joy.
@Luna-Joy. 15 күн бұрын
Ambulances in Canada usually carry blood, usually O- blood , K- red blood cells and group A plasma. 😊 i donate blood every 3 months and they always thank me for donating (im an 0- donor) and tell me itll most likely be put on an ambulance for transfusions! ❤
@sdpuleng
@sdpuleng Күн бұрын
7:04 “it’s never easy driving stick “ 😂
@jacked4080
@jacked4080 Ай бұрын
That last story is nuts
@SanctaJives
@SanctaJives 6 күн бұрын
IT'S NEVER EASY DRIVING STICK!!! 😂
@angelc.s.9580
@angelc.s.9580 5 күн бұрын
Water gun 😂😂😂😂 I can't even
@stormyrain2335
@stormyrain2335 Ай бұрын
This video was a blast to listen to, I'm a 67 year old woman in Colorado. 😅
@lateblossom
@lateblossom Ай бұрын
Intimacy has left the chat 🤣
@AshendrisSilvermist
@AshendrisSilvermist Ай бұрын
Lmfao this was fucking hilarious~! Yes! Please make more!
@paranoxxxx
@paranoxxxx Ай бұрын
I want to know how you said any of the gerbil story with an almost straight face. Where the hell do you work?
@neneizzy9277
@neneizzy9277 7 күн бұрын
The old guy came and went at the same time😊❤
@michellewei7349
@michellewei7349 Ай бұрын
Irrigating is your favorite? Over 15 years ago I got a really bad dog bite in my hand! Right down to the bone. I had to go back every day to the walk in clinic and this one particular doctor would irrigate my wound. About 4 or 5 days in.. he was thinking I needed to go to the hospital. They one guy up from him said no, just keep going. Three more treatments and I was released.
@heathermiller5765
@heathermiller5765 Ай бұрын
"Freaky mfkrs" lmao 😄
@LadyLithias
@LadyLithias 6 күн бұрын
In 2002, while having a vociferous argument with my hubby, I tripped backwards and fell on a snake encolsure (terrarium).... I ended up lacerating my bum severely, and breaking my foot. Docs said, "no stitches, been too long, but here's a walking cast for your broken foot." And they told me, with a straight face, the glass will work its way out.... it was ten years before I stopped picking broken glass out of my posterior.
@Michelle-ye6nh
@Michelle-ye6nh 3 күн бұрын
Oh my goodness that had to be pinchy feeling all those years?!
@zachdrasher128
@zachdrasher128 25 күн бұрын
Not the gerbils😂😂😂
@KarlaFinchum-y2k
@KarlaFinchum-y2k 11 күн бұрын
You are so funny 😂❤
@estelladahl8892
@estelladahl8892 Ай бұрын
It’s like a mini watergun it’s really fun lol 😂
@destinyignited2514
@destinyignited2514 Ай бұрын
That second story happened to me dude we were freaking tf out
@katiekat-dickson
@katiekat-dickson Ай бұрын
Ok, imma need a whole series of these stories 😂
@breebrat56
@breebrat56 Ай бұрын
That last story should have made it into greys anatomy! 😂😂😂
@leeannabrown5578
@leeannabrown5578 Ай бұрын
Those poor poor gerbils!
@hollyw9566
@hollyw9566 Ай бұрын
30 contacts in 30 days. Sounds like a band guy to me. I knew a lead singer who said to me, "I had me three dollies tonight." Not kidding. This was in the 80s though. Despite AIDS, nobody worried much. Lots of drugs, lots of booze, lots of sex. Well, we expected to have a nuclear war any day. Armageddon It, as the song said. Here we are again. Gonna see a lot more of the same thing.
@1unitheunicorn
@1unitheunicorn 3 күн бұрын
I now want to go to the axe body sprays and read if it actually says that I know it doesn’t but my brain doesn’t know that and wants to confirm 🤣🤣
@brandywoods1227
@brandywoods1227 Ай бұрын
There is actually a police bodycam video on KZbin where they arrested a man who broke into a pet store wearing a cheetah print onesie and when they caught up to him and arrested him he had several trapped in his pants (he also let all the animals out of their cages and it was hilarious watching the terrified cops trying to catch the birds, they bite pretty hard)
@a-piada-infinita
@a-piada-infinita Ай бұрын
I had a cyst removed from my right hand. A friend asked why I did not ask the doctors to give me the cyst back so I could see it. I thought like “why the f# would I want to see that???” but I have learned a lot of people do that. He did study to be a nurse for a bit, so I guess I kind of get it? He is a DJ now though
@mashburn16
@mashburn16 Ай бұрын
The video I watched before this one was about shoplifting so totally different subjects. Tell me whyyyyy one dude had at minimum 6 gerbils in his pants that were recovered?! Y’all need to leave the poor gerbils alone at this point 😬😮‍💨 they’re not sex toys 🥴
@janaskibo871
@janaskibo871 Ай бұрын
Ha ha 😂😂😂😂 that Mama was awesome 💯
@Mtz2604
@Mtz2604 Ай бұрын
This needs to become a series
@sarahferrell5458
@sarahferrell5458 Ай бұрын
Oh, god, I always wondered how they got the gerbils in there!! I heard those. Stories years ago.
@CS-ys4sy
@CS-ys4sy Ай бұрын
The Boom Boom Room was a gay bar in Laguna Beach that was around fir decades.
@clarejennings5049
@clarejennings5049 Ай бұрын
I feel bad for rodents, especially gerbils.
@stoneofelements
@stoneofelements Ай бұрын
The mother one was a wholesome twist. Had to watch that part a second time to verify if the story hinted at a potential fourth. It didn't (but that would have been funny).
@toyyatoy
@toyyatoy Ай бұрын
2:31 dudeeee, gentleeeee
@aimeelouvier-sutton
@aimeelouvier-sutton 5 күн бұрын
10:37 I live in Reno, NV. 😁😁 It's Neh-va-duh. NOT Neh-Vah-duh.
@werewolfgirl1995
@werewolfgirl1995 10 күн бұрын
The life of a gerbil is not a good one
@JoaoPessoa86
@JoaoPessoa86 Ай бұрын
8:37 rearranging the guts is just a figure of speech 🫨
@BBSYDmom
@BBSYDmom Ай бұрын
Part two please!!!! 😂😂😂😂 for your dirty lil viewers 😂😂😂
@libbydormouse318
@libbydormouse318 2 күн бұрын
okay not that im gonna go anywhere near the practice... but the gerbil thing.... Ive had pet rats.. bites are NASTY even on fingers n such.. Wouldnt it start biting the inside trying to get back out ?
@JamaicasRedeemed
@JamaicasRedeemed 5 күн бұрын
I thought the gerbil thing was just a horrible joke. I didn't know ppl actually did this! 😮😢 Poor gerbil
@FreakyFaded
@FreakyFaded Ай бұрын
Bro what😭
@debbielewis6479
@debbielewis6479 Ай бұрын
Yes, part 2, please!!! 🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣
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