WILDEST Vet Stories: Reacting to REAL Patient Stories!

[@suzybrat2945]

I'm a vet assistant and the number of people who think their animals will not commit incest is shocking to me. People... animals do not care. Please spay or neuter.

[@susang2535]

Also read the instructions after neutering. I didn't read the whole thing and we ended up with a litter of kittens. I have learned my lesson.

[@deed5811]

Ugh my neighborhood has so many feral and semi ferals. I try to catch and socialize the kittens but it's like a tsunami. I can't, as one person, help them all. 😢

[@moniquemannaert3468]

​@@deed5811of you are in the States, ask the RedRover foundation for help. Many vets have sponsord programs and volunteers. Wildlife and the cats need help, especially with winter coming..

[@csueconner9711]

Everything I read said spay/neuter your golden retriever after age 2. But I had two sibling puppies. At six months I got them spayed/neutered. I was afraid to wait any longer. I am so glad I did.

[@ZechariahPlaysGames]

Like actually tho. My dog tried doing it with his mother when she was in heat.

[@Corso_pack]

Vet assistant here. My favorite was checking in a client who told me the only reason she was there was because her dog got cursed by a witch at Walmart. When I told the doctor he brought a cross and crystals in the room. Sometimes you have to meet them where they are at

[@phoenixfire8978]

@@Corso_pack I’d want to know how he happened to have a cross and crystals ready to hand…

[@rhondaakey9166]

@@Corso_pack I like this vet, and I've never met them!!!

[@sheilayoung9082]

​@@rhondaakey9166RIGHT ✅!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LuckyMommy0710]

As long as the check clears.

[@TheJackedPokemaster]

Lmfaoooooo

[@basilsaurus1311]

Years ago I read a Tumblr post proposing that the reason vets would be optimal doctors in a zombie apocalypse is because not only would they have less exposure to human vectors, but they’re also very good at avoiding getting bitten by their patients. 😂

[@vectorwolf]

We had a bullmastiff when i was growing up, and he'd eat almost anything. Styrofoam food trays were a big one. He ate a lot of my toys too. We had a fig tree in the yard, and once after we'd had a lot of rain that knocked the fruit off the tree, he went out and vacuumed up so many slightly rotten figs that he got drunk enough that he could barely walk and had to sleep it off.

[@ChickDasterdly]

Vet tech here - there are so many things I've seen removed from animals - thongs, tampons, socks, rocks, walnuts, toys, hair ties One of my cats swallowed- and luckily threw up - a bungee type cord.... I swear they'll eat anything except what they are suppose to.

[@marcweeks4771]

Had to pull Christmas tinsel from a cats butt and dental floss from a dog's 😒 they literally eat ANYTHING 😅

[@BlueTrane2028]

@@marcweeks4771never pull. Trim as it comes out.

[@BlueTrane2028]

My cat eats anything that fits in his mouth and sometimes things that don’t. Like sweaters and blankets…

[@katieinhops5163]

I worked front desk at an orthopedic office. We were required to wear scrubs to look "professional". One day I met my husband at the dog park (we have a shiba) and I arrived right from work so i was still in scrubs. I had one dog run from me in fear and another one, huge cane corso- beautiful brindling color, lunge for my head. Turns out his vet office wore the same color scrubs I had to wear. I immediately went home and changed. He was a sweetheart when I got back to the park. Since then, I've always carried a change of civilian clothes in my car.

[@NameOfRain]

Same. They know.

[@throttle4593]

My dog got into the compost pile and later we thought she was having a stroke, she had a huge smile that was almost a grimace, was falling over, peeing on the mattress etc. My husband rushed her into town to the ER vet. It was early covid, so animals were being triaged in their cars. The guy who was assessing her took one look and said "Sir, has this dog had access to marijuana?" My husband sheepishly said "Well, it's possible I suppose". The guy says, "No need to be embarrassed cars number 3, 5 and 6 also contain marijuana dogs." Even though the pile is double fenced we don't compost marijuana any more.

[@freedomcat]

I bet she was SUPER HUNGRY after that.

[@CL16_ForzaFerrari]

5:10 as an Australian, I thought “why would the husband be in trouble?”😅 and then I realised, what a thong elsewhere means” 😅 *FYI* A thong in Australia is what you guys call a *Flip Flop!* 😂

[@jennidv75]

And what they call a thong we call a G-string haha

[@camothebest7862]

Good to know!🤣🤣

[@AdorableFloof1999]

Hello from the Southern US, when someone says thong I use context clues because down here we also call flip-flops thongs. In fact I hadn't heard them called flip-flops until I moved closer to to the Midwest in second grade.

[@sandybruce9092]

@@AdorableFloof1999I lived in Phoenix for most of my life till moving to NC! They were called Zoris way back in the 1950s and if I remember correctly Zori is a Japanese word for “thong” or close to that🫢. We called them thongs for years! For me it was confusing when ladies’ under garments came out and they were called thongs, although they did seem to look like the footwear!!! Catch my drift??

[@kimhohlmayer7018]

American here and in Ohio, USA in the 1960s we called them thongs too. Didn’t hear flip flops until years later.

[@Llandraa]

When I was a vet assistant and got bit through my thumb joint by a cat, this was at lunchtime by that evening my hand was swollen and oozing pus. So off to the ER the intake nurse heard cat bite and saw my hand and rushed me back as they immobilized my arm while telling me they’d take a snake bite over cat any day. So 6 days in the hospital, surgery on my thumb joint to clean the bacteria out as they would have eaten away at the bones. The lesson I took away from that was cats have some pretty crazy mouth germs like Pasteurella that will mess you up. After that I went to work for a better clinic where they had better ways to restrain combative animals.

[@dfuss2756]

Wow that is crazy scary.

[@rhondaakey9166]

@Llandraa I was bit by a cat through the led lined x-ray glove. Had an infection needing antibiotics, but no hospitalization.

[@dawnscott9669]

This is what they used to call cat scratch fever even though it's usually a bite. One of the vets i worked with lost all mobility in his arm for years

[@cumunist2120]

Always remember folks cats are venomous wash those wounds THOROUGHLY

[@ChickDasterdly]

I've had quite a few bites but the worst put me in the hospital for 2 days. I had gone to urgent care ASAP and got antibiotics but my hand was huge the next day. Went back to urgent care and they sent me to the ER. I was in 3 different IV antibiotics . Luckily surgery was not needed.

[@maryford3243]

We had a big black lab rottie mix that was a total sweetheart. He did great at the vet until he saw a lab coat. Then, he would growl deep down in his chest. Everyone knew at our vet office tontakevoff their lab coats before they saw him. If they didn't have a lab coat on, they could do anything they wanted and hecwas fine

[@starryadventure8922]

Trauma nurse here, if you haven't been soaked with someone's blood shit on pissed on or cursed out, do you really work in health care 😅

[@ChickDasterdly]

Vet tech - I had anal gland on my chin once after an expression. My face will never feel clean again

[@jcatikno1655]

My cat used to eat silver tinsel off Christmas tree and not be able to fully eliminate it so she would walk around with this long silver strand hanging out of her end that we'd have to pull out. My friend used to sing "Silver Trails" to the tune of "Silver Bells" pretty hilarious. Her kitten sis would get my clean undies out of laundry basket and drag them around the living room when we had company. There is no end to how entertaining cats can be. Cheap Thrills. Miss them both.

[@bcpr9812]

My family gave up using tinsel ages ago, because of our cats. My parents had a cat before I was born who died due to consuming too much tinsel.

[@neosunrider]

We used to use tinsel on our Christmas trees when I was younger. But we found that it has the potential to cut up the guts when ingested so no longer use it.

[@xo2quilt]

I had a ferret that loved beer. If anyone left a beer bottle or can alone, he would tip it over and get some beer. He would stagger off to a corner and sleep it off. When he woke up, he walked like he was walking on broken glass with a hangover. Only needed to happen once for me to make sure beer wasn't available anymore!!

[@katelynfe]

This is funny

[@hannah.kate.]

Would’ve been funny to see if he reacted to non-alcoholic beer the same way 😂 the worlds smallest alcoholic

[@xo2quilt]

@@hannah.kate. It only happened once, poor little guy!!! I didn't want him to get hurt. He was so friendly.

[@hannah.kate.]

@ ferrets are adorable little criminals, he definitely had the experience of his life 😂 but bless him, can’t blame you for being cautious bringing beer around him after that!

[@springtwigz]

Nice épisode being about health care practitioners who have to take care of patients of numerous different species. These patients often are scared and attack with fangs and sharp claws because they don’t understand whats happening to them. They also don’t understand what a vet is or what their intentions are… Thank you to all the vets out there for their hard work!❤

[@thuja1m]

Ahhh, the last guy was lucky. On your leg is better than the elusive pocket turd! Nothing like reaching for your pen and grabbing a warm turd instead.

[@NameOfRain]

The one downside of those big front pockets on scrubs.

[@wolffriendinus]

I enjoyed this, you should do more of these lol. So, story time about my dog and charcoal lol. We found her playing with some rat poison and rushed her and the bag to the vet. They took her back and did their thing. They then informed us that she had not eaten any (we let them keep the bag lol) and she'd ne brought out shortly. When they did bring her out she was absolutely soaked lol. Apparently our tan dog turned black when puking up the charcoal and got it all over her fur so they had to give her a bath too lmao. I had been going to give her a bath anyway so they saved me the trouble, and we switched to traps baited with peanut butter instead. That dog is now 15 years old.

[@steveioe]

Omg! Glad the pup is okay!

[@joybrooks564]

I had a cat that was a sweetheart except when she was at the vet..she turned into an animal from a steven king novel

[@animemenga125]

10:00 that doggo is so good sitting there just giving 0 Fs

[@jillm2580]

This will be good. My dad was a veterinarian. I used to look at the X-rays of dog’s stomachs. You’ll be surprised what they’ll eat.

[@ChickDasterdly]

We sent a dog to an ER vet, and they removed 15 toys/pieces of toys from his stomach. They really will eat anything

[@jillm2580]

@@ChickDasterdly wow, that’s a lot!

[@arctickyros7784]

"If you haven't been shit on do you even work in health care"..... I work dialysis an have many stories, and yes I been shit on.

[@GhostBear3067]

I have been shit AT but not ON so far as I have been able to dodge it every time.

[@plokijum]

There’s a urine test for dogs. But one way to know that they’re high is when owners tell us that it got into their stash😂

[@dawnboese6613]

Im dying 😂😂😂😂 Cosby's nasty face poking up in the end!

[@valkyrie1066]

The dog is high when it loses it's sense of balance and navigation. My chihuahua apparently ate a "treated" cookie. we found an empty wrapper. He clung to my chair like the world was spinning. A few hours later he was fine, and YES, we put them up higher. PS: I have a house rooster. Rural Virginia.

[@cumunist2120]

They’re not house roosters they’re alarm cocks I had a one eyed bantam old English rooster that would lay on the back of the couch when watching tv and my chair when gaming after he died my buff Cochin bantam took his place they’re not house chickens but close enough

[@melissajarvis4829]

The problem is that several other medical conditions also can have the same symptoms. Since the treatments are different, it wastes less time if it is revealed up front.

[@valkyrie1066]

@@melissajarvis4829 ABSOLUTELY. If it's THC, it will come on them quick and be gone in an hour. If it starts slowly, and continues.....that' s something worse. In our case, we found the brownie wrapper on the floor with crumbs and figured it out pretty fast.

[@liataiofthewood]

Pet pigs are more common than you'd think! (Especially miniature breeds.) For varying definitions of "pet," too. Some rural families keep a pig around just to act as a sort of living garbage disposal for food scraps, and this pig is usually much more human-habituated than a pig raised solely for meat, so they're treated as an outdoor pet. Sometimes families whose kids are in 4H or a similar group end up with a pig being raised as part of a project and end up getting attached. Others actually house-train pigs and walk them on leashes with a harness -- they can be trained a lot like dogs, and I know I've seen some talk about using them as service animals!

[@ferretyluv]

Fun fact: there’s no such thing as a miniature pig. They’re just piglets. They grow up and will keep growing and growing. They can get up to the size of a man. Do not buy anything advertised as a “miniature pig.”

[@sallys2423]

@@ferretyluv TRUTH!

[@libertymceachern8773]

I SOOO want a pet pig!!❤

[@witchyluck2689]

My folks raised pigs for awhile. They are wicked smart.

[@tiredofthebs8290]

Pigs are VERY smart! My daughter has a pot belly pig as a pet. Because... Well... Her father has lost quite a few brain cells. She is pretty cool though.

[@enerioffutt1881]

My cousin takes CBD and THC for pain. Once, she took a chocolate caramel with THC out of the fridge to soften up and absently put it down to soften. Later, one of our doxens was acting weird: couldn't walk, was drinking a lot of water, etc. He'd eaten her candy and was high. She rushed him to the vet and poor baby was OK, though they did thank her for telling them what he'd gotten into. Apparently not everyone would.

[@jessicamarino7448]

Vet tech here: I've personally returned 2 pairs of underwear to wives when it wasn't theirs...

[@tiredofthebs8290]

Oh noooooo... I can only imagine their response!

[@laurahess3417]

The staff at our vet office always had to put one of our kitties in the "anesthesia box" before doing anything to her. She was just, different, to put it nicely. She really embodied the quote, "Though she be but little, she is fierce"!

[@PBcoverlet]

My cat is big and be fierce.

[@Ohmeow_im_ari]

My youngest goes by that quote too. She’s small and only has 3 legs but boy she can be fierce! Her 11lbs brother (who intensely hunt his sisters and literally pin them down under him so they can’t move, he’s very intense and sometimes needs to go in time out to get him to think of something else that going after the girls), with all that he never tries to go after Ollie, he tried once and got slapped so hard (without claws) on the head that you could hear the “pop” it made.😅 She may only have 3 legs and be small, but she can be fierce when the time comes. You hear that “pop” sound every time she slaps (not often).

[@emily.letsendbslintheuk554]

There are actually quite a few vets who would work with a nervous pet like the one did in the clip, I was a vet nurse for a veterinary group that at the time had 5bdifferent surgeries and I went to them all depending who needed me and apart from one vet who was a older vet and treated the animals like they were a nuisance rather than a pet all the other vets (between 9/10 at any time as one vet used to sometimes work out of the area if needed) would sit and try to make the animal less nervous. The pet can be the sweetest pet ever yet take them anywhere near a vets they can become possessed, have seen it happen so many times lol, have seen dogs that would be happy to snuggle with one of us nurses or even the vet outside the clinic yet as soon as they got near it they become aggressive or would try to run away (these were always the challenging ones as no matter what you did they would look for blood). I respect human nurses and drs alot but also envied them at times, they had to learn about one species and their normal ranges of OBS, vet nurses have to know at least several different ones (most common ones are cat, dog, rabbit, hamster and guinea pig in the UK), unless you specialise in one species which few do unless it's equine.

[@danayates9458]

My kitty got a foxtail embedded under his eye so deep, you couldn't see it. The vet didn't catch it until the 3rd visit. They just kept assuming it was an eye infection, but of course it kept getting worse instead of better. He's fine now. 👍🏻

[@debwiest8968]

I think you had a newer graduate or a vet who was new practicing on the west coast. That is a very common place for cats to get a foxtail.

[@ellendaniels3026]

We have foxtail in Ohio, too. Those things are wicked! I got one in my leg (California coast) & didn't know it. Small itchy mark on my leg that woudn't fully heal. So I squeezed it. The thing slowly rose, rotating all the way. Bizarre.

[@danayates9458]

@debwiest8968 it was the emergency vet clinic. And he was seen by 3 different doctors. The third one found it, the first 2 missed it. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@debwiest8968]

You always find something the last place you look!!😉

[@dogcarman]

I had a terrier that at 6 months old dislocated her little toe on a hind leg. Took her to the vet who said “no biggie, I’ll put it back in a jiffy”. The dog disagreed. The sound of her snarl was like a motorcycle engine revving up really fast, and the clack of her teeth closing on empty air was a testament to the quick reflexes of the vet. After that he said “Hookay, let’s sedate her a little first”. Good idea, doc. Fierce little dog with a big loving heart. She lasted until last fall, turning 15 before being completely worn out. Still miss you, little warrior….

[@suzannejohnson9109]

I worked at a petco and a customer approached me one day very concerned. She said one of our hamsters was having babies and having a hard time. I was confused because our hamsters were separated males from females and usually dont come in impregnated. So i went to investigate. She showed me the "giving birth" hamster. I smiled and gently said "ma'am that is a male hamster, those are his testicles hanging out behind him." Just then another male hamster came out of the sleeping box and i showed her the same on it. She was shocked on how well endowed the little critters were. It was comical but i made sure not to embarrass her.

[@foxysnowwolf4134]

Dude the look on your face when that lady did the dance to give her cat medicine 😅🤣

[@Hhall2079]

Thank you so much for including us in veterinary medicine. I’ve been a registered veterinary technician for 12 years and it is a very intense job that I’m proud of. Side note, that angry kitty needs a gabapentin premed. The kitty is having a BAD experience and it will only compound if this continues until the cat is untouchable. If the gabapentin does not help then injectable sedation should be considered. Cat gloves are worthless (unless you’re working with chihuahuas). Use towels instead with a fear free technique. I did 4 years in a cat’s only specialty clinic. They are wonderful creatures.

[@professorbutters]

I go to an all cats practice! It’s worth the long drive. Sadly, my current boy is “spicy” and I have to give him gabapentin. Even with it, he isn’t that nice, and they have to carry him into the back and tell them “do whatever you have to to stay safe.” They probably put him in a purrito. There’s no point in pretending that he’s a little angel when he’s not. I don’t want the vet and the tech to get hurt, and I REALLY don’t want to get fired from the practice.

[@phoenixfire8978]

Luckily my lad isn’t spicy. But I do practice runs of taking him to the vets and giving him treats and scritchies in the waiting area during less hectic times before taking him home. He’s so much calmer and occasionally gets cuddles from one of the practice staff.

[@steveioe]

I'm so glad you enjoyed the video, and you're right - veterinary medicine is truly a demanding and rewarding field! It's great to hear from a fellow animal lover and professional!

[@deed5811]

​@@steveioeYep and a cat that is an angel at home may not be at the vet. Former vet assistant and 35+ year cat owner.

[@judycroteau482]

Gabapentin works like a charm on my spicy guy. 100 mg at midnight before the appointment and another 100 mg 2 hours before the appointment. He is still grumpy during the appointment, but not lethal to the vet technicians. 😻😻

[@akoch-069]

"RUFF" DOG PUN INTENDED 😂

[@tthappyrock368]

My dog could be your dog's twin! Biggest challenges with him: keeping him from eating the "Tootsie Rolls" out of the cat boxes; found food on walks due to allergies -- oh, and he can hear or smell from inside our house the neighbors up the street putting bread out for the birds in their driveway. He also had a mutual inter species relations with one of our cats 🤦

[@mydumbyoutubechannel6579]

He was trying to recreate Catdog 🤣🤣🤣

[@lisachicoine5172]

😂 Thong story, I wonder if they were mine!? We had a doggy door in our house. One day I came home and saw a strange dog coming out, and take off with a pair of my underwear! I always wondered how that turned out! Especially since that wasn’t the first pair he took, I had noticed my supply dwindling for a week r two…

[@margotrosendorn6371]

Oooof... I resonate with the neck scratch story. One time, a flighty foster cat got out and I had to make a mad grab for him. Naturally, this caused him to panic and go full on Tasmanian Devil on my face, neck, and arms. While he didn't cut anything major, I was covered in bandages and soaking puncture wounds for a while...

[@ellendaniels3026]

Yep. Don't ever ruffle the fur of a cat under a blow dryer, to see if they're dry. Don't do it.

[@Lakota828]

Used to work as a vet tech night shift for emergencies only. Seen it all: hit by cars, poisoning, shot, set on fire, penis stuck in fence, abscesses, paraphimosis, neurological issues, attacked by predator, teeth stuck in dog crate, etc. One I will never forget though: a man brought in a hit by car cat as a "good samaritan." We ran the microchip. It was his fucking cat. He tried to kill it by hitting it with his car and then tried to get a "free euthanasia" by claiming he was a good samaritan. The cat did end up getting euthanized as there was too much damage to try and save it. I never wanted to smack a smirk off a person so bad in my life. Another one that haunts me to this day: a pitbull puppy (couldn't have been more than 4 months old) was hit by a car as a stray. We had it in isolation due to unknown vaccination status. We fixed his leg, but was told by animal control to euthanize it because they didn't have the space for it and as it was a pit bull and they had an extreme overabundance of them already at the shelter, they wouldn't take him. I remember dreading it but I had to restrain it for the vet. As the vet was administering the euthanasia, it blew, so the pup only got a partial dose and immediately went stiff. The vet hurried to complete the euthanasia, but that always stuck with me and still will bring me to tears over 21 years later. SPAY AND NEUTER YOUR DAMN PETS, PEOPLE! ESPECIALLY BREEDS THAT DOMINATE THE SHELTERS LIKE PIT BULLS AND CHIHUAHUAS! We really don't need more of them for quite a long time. Our local shelter had no choice but to euthanize 40 cats and 20 dogs EVERY SINGLE DAY on average due to overcrowding. ... and then people wonder why I give backyard breeders/puppy mills such shit. They should be required to work at a shelter for a year before even thinking about breeding, particularly assist with all of the euthanasia cases. Believe me, ALL the animals know when they are going into "that room."

[@ellendaniels3026]

Mill breeders couldn't care less. They need to be outlawed.

[@whatTFisThis]

8:36 this is something that applies to basically every mammal, you can also gently pull down their lower eyelid to check how pale they are, for some animals like sheep and goats you also can sometimes see if theyre anemic on the pink part of their nose if they have no pigment there

[@Llandraa]

That was a great way to remove a ball, removing with fingers is usually unsuccessful as dog saliva is super slippery. Hydrogen peroxide is a great way to induce vomiting I used it on my dog after I thought she swallowed one of my ibuprofen 800s when I dropped it, luckily she hadn’t at pill was located under chair but that hydrogen peroxide worked like a charm.

[@Marika50]

My cat was taken in for a grooming, the groomer asked us not to bring him back... I know my little fluff was too much a menace to deal with

[@liseturner1019]

Some animals are just really tough. I had one pet rat with tooth malocclusion. I didn't know how to do tooth trims at home yet so she wasn't getting them often enough. She ended up biting right through her upper palate. There was blood everywhere. I was freaking out, her cagemates were freaking out. She just wanted cuddles and treats. I rushed her to the vet. The vet techs were pretty freaked out too because they could see how much blood she'd lost. She ended up being fine. She passed from a bone infection a few months later. But boy could she just shrug off catastrophic blood loss.

[@kerstinoberlin4708]

Lol the comment...do you even work in health care if you have not been shit on...lol true facts...

[@professorbutters]

Anal glands are nothing like shit. They are exponentially worse, like the worst possible shit you can imagine mixed with rotting fish oil.

[@rhondaakey9166]

I have sooo many stories from my 10+ years as a vet tech, including a stint in an ER. We once had a dog come in with its mouth sealed shut. Owner had no idea what the dog did to seal its mouth shut. Vet was totally prepared for anything when we sedated yhe dog. Turned out the dog managed to seal its mouth shut with a chewed up milk bone box. It was a shih tzu with weird teeth. When the owner walked in on the dog chewing the box up, it clamped down on what it was chewing on, suctioning its mouth shut. One of many WTF moments...😷🫣😳😮😵‍💫

[@SnowieShiba]

That would be my worst nightmare in the moment and absolutely hilarious after. LOL I recently had to reach into my dogs mouth to fetch a bottle cap he tried to eat. Thankfully he let me do it, but dang that was a scary moment as he was still a foster and I didn't know what his reaction to it would be.

[@andiward7068]

Hope they did a psych consult on the Advil lady.

[@purpledreamer9654]

Thanks for posting this video and making me smile and educating us both 😄🤭😄 Especially getting high Years ago My friends dog got hold of his pot and went on a munching spree of eating everything in the living room especially all the furniture and was eating through the door when he came home He had to chuck everything away 😮

[@slc1161]

That intoxicated dog could be a brain injury. My pit bull developed it suddenly and walked in circles, kept falling over. Had to put her down. Broke my heart.

[@ellendaniels3026]

The one marijuana dog we saw was obviously stoned. Splayed legs, faraway look... Girl was visiting relatives, & the afghan pillaged her suitcase. In a time when posession was still a felony.

[@whatTFisThis]

7:31 THIS IS WHY YOU MUST ONLY BUY TOYS FOR YOUR DOG THAT ARE BIGGER THAN THEIR SNOUT IS THICK

[@voidfroze]

The dog at 8:35 is so chill!! He did an AMAZING job teaching it handling!

[@jennycarter1149]

I had 2 dogs ,that everytime we took them to the vets, no matter how sick they were, theyd try to attack all the dogs, and especially cats, in the waiting room. We had to stay outside, no matter the weather, till it was our turn. One of our dogs, once got so excited about the car ride, that he tore all over the car, ripping my t/shirt and shorts to pieces. Took a lot of explaining at the vets, why my clothes were in shreds!!

[@voxangelaemortis]

As a veterinarian who has worked ER for the past decade, owners inducing vomiting with hydrogen peroxide makes my eye twitch. Have seen too many times where it didn't work the first time and/or they didn't know or care about a dose, so they just kept giving more and more until the H2O2 was a toxicity itself. USE WITH CAUTION(!!!) Low doses cause GI ulceration. Higher doses can cause significant gastric/esophageal bleeding and perforation. ACTUAL STEP 1 if you think your dog (cat, ferret, chicken, pig, parrot...) got into something toxic (at least the USA): CALL Pet Poison Helpline or ASPCA Animal Poison Control Center. They will let you know if you need to see a doctor. Will also let you know if/how much hydrogen peroxide is warranted.

[@beachgirl9234]

The glasses on your dog are soooo cute ❤

[@DeborahMcKinney-n8o]

Human nurse:poop, pee, blood, vomit,resp secretions. All of it!

[@xpeggysue]

My uncle actually had a French Bulldog (male). He was white and had some brown spots, and just one of his nipples was black. So he tried getting it off with tweezers and lord knows what else. He brought his dog to our place to see if my mother could help and she was literally yelling at him. "That's one of his nipples you imbecile!" my mother but a bandage on it because thank god it doesn't come off that easy. It was sad though. My uncle felt guilty and the dog always kept an elongated nipple

[@GhostBear3067]

5:07- husband probably said the dog got into some neighbors' laundry while outside. Now whether or not any of their neighbors dry their laundry on a clothesline is another matter.

[@phoenixfire8978]

My cat projectile vomited on my gaming PC. My mesh topped, airflow efficient gaming PC. The furry bastard regrets nothing.

[@sallyomahony1108]

Connery was a three year old intact Tom when he moved in on us. Even after the op he still used to mark anything and everything. I was on the p.c. one day when he jumped on the desk. There was a flash, a bang and a puff of foul smelling smoke and Connery was sitting there looking as innocent as only a guilty cat can. The only compensation was the look on the repairman’s face when I told him what happened.😂

[@phoenixfire8978]

@ I think cat spray would be far worse than vomit. Poor repairman

[@KayGreylai]

Mine nuked my keyboard with puke. Idk how he did it as it diddnt hit much of the keyboard but he did. Thank God it was just the keyboard as he loves to sit on my pc.

[@jenniferkobylus3158]

❤ the vet stories. Nice to see you learning stuff along with your viewers.

[@leeannabrown5578]

Vet stories are always wild. They’ll eat anything. Dog or cat, doesn’t matter. Haha.

[@Mtz2604]

Vets are the best!

[@Patzi-l1w]

Hey Steve, if you worked in my local ER I would be in there every day just for the live comedy show! You have one crazy ass sense of humour, it’s wild dude! Love your videos!👍🏻🤣😂😅😍! Px

[@margaretthatcher6828]

We leave our door open in the summer. We took our dogs out for a walk and came back to find a dead chipmunk in our toilet...no lie! Not a dog story but...close enough.

[@Unknown_Needles]

Definitely got shit on. Chickens are great.

[@akoch-069]

That dog with the hanging guts is a K9 trooper!!!!❤

[@melissarenae3551]

I loved this. Thank you for sharing. My mom was an LPN. It brings back memories. I love hearing these stories

[@faithcrisis2138]

People overestimate their pet's patience when ar the vet. I informed my vet that my lab is sweet, but he can be anxious and nervous, so be ready for that. They appreciated the fact that I acknowledged my dog's actual behavior instead of playing off a potentially nervous 90 lbs of pure muscle and anxiety.

[@ItsJustCiCi]

Literally jumped at the description of a jaw being popped back into place 😩

[@JackieOwl94]

Worked in the back rooms of a vet’s office for a while. Best story was a female Rottweiler coming in for foreign obstruction. It was her human’s thong. One of the technicians came in with the surgical towels for us to wash with said thong resting on top. Small with a G-string, white with heart patterns on it. We washed it with everything else and returned it to her.

[@Kane5Cats-ME]

I think you've found Nate's Halloween costume -- with Benson, he'd be an amazing pirate! You approach every animal you encounter with such joy and enthusiasm. I adore your approach to everything you do. You've helped me see an endearing side to animals that I may have been apprehensive of previously. Thanks for that.

[@TheDarwinProject1]

I've used the hydrogen peroxide method when my husky puppy fur-brother, who I was a nanny for, swallowed a large scrunchy. He was not happy about having to vomit, but it was at least traumatic enough to keep him from eating another scrunchy!

[@travisgrizzard8453]

I was an EMT, and I had a patient hand me his intestines.

[@tiredofthebs8290]

Yikes! That had to be unnerving!

[@amandabriscoe6578]

My sil's dog at her Victoria's Secret bra and passed it whole. Still no clue how.

[@steveioe]

Omg!

[@amandatimmons2651]

Vet assistant studying to become an rvt. I have so many stories. to sum up most of them, please do not clean your dogs ears with vinegar or olive oil. If you wouldn't clean your own ears with either of those why clean your dogs?

[@Rebnic24]

Dog need to be on set all the time, cute dog

[@slaveteri]

Not a butt plug, but when we were observing this beautiful chocolate lab (with his equally beautifully masculine owner waiting anxiously in the waiting room) it indicated that it wanted to go out. I took him out back to do his business (fenced in yard for the dogs to go out in) and he crapped out 3 condoms. Boss got to tell the owner that the dog should feel better and what the issue was, but I had to stand there and try NOT to blush as he was talking. (I was all of 17 at the time and still innocent to the ways of the world.)

[@amyleeallen1602]

Your doggo is adorable!!!!

[@Unknown_Needles]

Just happy to be included 😢😂😂

[@calicolyon]

My mom's friend had a potbelly pig when I was younger.

[@lovelessrocks211]

I'm not a vet but I have animals. My cat was unhappy and she turned around and bit the vet. He needed stitches himself. She was vaccinated.

[@jayschoenhaaar5369]

I had a human male patient come in to the clinic and ask what these things on his chest were. I had to explain to him they were his nipples, this is why I became a APN.

[@jcatikno1655]

You're killing it. Loved the vet stuff. Tried to see you but you were sold out You'll have to come back through CA, please

[@sophielegay4104]

You say people are stupid to try to get their pet's nipples out. You should have met my cat: he did that too. He completely destroyed one nipple and damage another one. Apparently he stopped there. Maybe he noticed that hurt a little? He was such a stupid cat but so sweet. Never bit or scratched. Just cuddles, I miss him...

[@mydumbyoutubechannel6579]

Was he orange by any chance?

[@jennifermarshall-craig5146]

Peroxide can also cause GI ulcers, use with caution

[@marcweeks4771]

😂😂 the tick nipples is so real 😅 also my neighbor had to hold her dogs uterus and intestines in after her spay sutures ruptured and it all fell out and yes dog looked unfazed as described in the beginning of this video!

[@thehowefrank7537]

Omg!! At least she didn't try to have the boil removed.. that poor dog

[@bspoon5041]

We had a family with 3 dogs who got into the bathroom garbage can. We made all three vomit in separate areas. The vet on shift was the sweetest person ever and very intelligent however a little naive. Two of the 3 yeah misc paper products. The 3rd well his contents were a little different. Several condoms and well the vet asked what is all that? At 54 I had to explain to the vet about condoms.

[@darkangelprincess101]

I guess being a parent is very similar to working in the ER, you get human poop on you often.

[@jennycarter1149]

Love your stuff Steve. Don't worry about Tik Tok objecting, and stay with us on u-tube😅❤

[@primrose19]

Now I want to do a parks and rec rewatch

[@steveioe]

that is the correct takeaway from this video. Oh, and buy tickets to see my show!

[@primrose19]

@steveioe I'm not in the US, unfortunately. Although, I suppose, I could always learn to fist fight a shark

[@FireFang97]

As a dog groomer I can confirm 2 things about dogs getting there nails done they will act like you are cutting their paws off with a rusty saw and will piss and/or shit on you from stress. German shepherds are most well known for stress shitting and It stinks

[@caljones]

“Nip. . . Ples.😳” 🤣

[@amandah2866]

Yes, blood tests are taken if a pet is showing signs of intoxication and marijuana will show up. Marijuana can kill dogs, I'm not sure about cats' sensitivity to it. If your pet has gotten into illegal substances tell your vet because time is essential.

[@btigah]

Talking about distraction a good way to give grandma her meds, I work in dementia care and we have one lady who wont let you put her pain patch on so its a two person job, one in the front distracting her and the other hides behind her and quickly takes the old one off and puts the new one on, doesnt work if she knows there's two of you!

[@Reina.Nijinsky]

1:35 HAHAHA 😂 smexy Steveioe 🙌🏼 HugsfromNYC 🍎

[@sharonmacintyrebarrett8572]

i really enjoyed this video thank you so much.

[@jhan5268]

Registered Vet Tech here. We use a multi drug urine test when marijuana toxicity is suspected! They look similar to neuro patients, but we definitely see more marijuana ingestion than a true neurological episode.

[@danisgay100]

Idk, maybe Advil dog lady thought dog and her would go to heaven.

[@elinborgpalsdottir4901]

Vet tech here. Soooo many things, but first of all, if the cat is that scared (the last video) ABORT and schedule another visit with some gabapentin on board please. One of my favorite questions when going over post-op care with owners after tooth extraction is "so when will it grow back?" Another story that I will never forget, told by a former colleague when she had just startet out as a vet. She had a patient in for a wellness exam and some blood tests due to age. The owner was an older woman who mostly spoke about her own medical history, rather than the cat. In the middle of the exam, she asks the vet if it's okay she takes her medication, as they are due now. My colleague said of course. The poor woman proceeded to PULL DOWN HER PANTS to insert a depot tablet up her rectum. The poor vet had no idea what to do and just had to turn around. They finished the exam, the cat did great, but my colleague is forever traumatized 🤣

[@nicholassolntzeff9232]

Dog with object stuck in throat. Heimlich maneuver

[@TheRedHeadedOne18]

Years ago my dog got into my roommate's stash of green. We figured out the dog was the thief when he kept barking at the wall. My poor Angus (bully mastif). 😅

[@bspoon5041]

After 25 years as a licensed veterinary technician I can't tell you how many of these stories have occurred year, after year after year. 15 of those years in ER.