Sexual Tension in Vox Machina vs. Mighty Nein (SPOILERS!)

[@BriannaZumbro]

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[@tamaralso]

For years we have all wondered "What would Vox Machina and the Mighty Nein be like if they met? What would their interaction be like?" And the cast responded with the galaxy-brain take "Extremely Horny" and I love them for that.

[@haventakloo]

honestly i’m just sad we didn’t get to see beau and caleb be simultaneously horny over the twins bc u Know that beau would be all over vex and caleb would just be a mess between percy and vax lmao

[@Kay_Sea251]

I want to like, but it's at 69 likes.

[@elbruces]

@@Kay_Sea251 These comments never age well.

[@morgan9660]

@@haventakloo caleb would have a hard time deciding between vex and vax and i’m here for that. or vex and vax fight over him instead

[@greyscaleadaven]

@@morgan9660 I love the image of Liam having to roleplay that interaction as both Vax and Caleb

[@najadetwo22]

Laura: "My husband is attacking my boyfriend, this is so weird." Liam, who designed a backstory that would definitely warrant an all out wizard battle with his two exes at some point: "Do you mean hot? I think you mean hot."

[@Grim_Sister]

Confirmed by his origins comics 😂

[@bebidocrime5220]

"Vex isn't here he's all mine" is the most vax thing vax has said

[@oiman5733]

That fateful moment on the old magic carpet before bolting out of Yug'Voril must've been quite the spark...

[@jedi_connor3030]

"C'mon Grog I'm *tense*"

[@rekkariley652]

@@jedi_connor3030 *tents ;)

[@stingerjohnny9951]

Lol it seems the twins share 😜

[@Micaerys]

​@@oiman5733Wait, which magical moment? 😂

[@acolytetojippity]

Beau: "Oh, you're one of those rich boys!" Percy: "Oh yes. First shot."

[@OneNerdyAce]

That line kills me every time

[@louiskantrowitz2765]

It’s funny cause beau is also one of those rich boys

[@deathbykonami5487]

@@louiskantrowitz2765 From a winery family, yes. Percival is the Lord of Whitestone.

[@grimgreycastle5141]

Basically a noble and rich

[@Ducaso]

Old money vs New money

[@fernatticus5134]

Scanlan gets pegged is canon, but we already knew

[@deffdefying4803]

I love how it implies Pike carries pegging implements around with her just in case That, or the devils were happy to provide

[@wildwikedwanderer1208]

@@deffdefying4803 both I’m sure. I’m sure some lust demons were close enough to give them ghost toys and just watch the show

[@chichiriz]

makes pike a powertop 😂

[@wildwikedwanderer1208]

@@chichiriz I mean Ashley Johnson exudes top energy so it’s not surprising

[@EloyGray]

@@wildwikedwanderer1208 Which is amazing since Yasha gives off Huge bottom energy

[@lenajn13]

Jester: I wont make it look like your having an orgy Vox Machina: jokes on you because we're doing it anyway

[@redankylo1799]

Vox Machina was polyamorous, some would also say loose as a goose! Lol

[@morganmcinroy4211]

​​@@redankylo1799 and mighty nein were all into jester 😂

[@flyingcapemaster9986]

**Percy enters the battlefield** Vax: VEX ISNT HERE- HE’S ALL MINE. Percy: **Charmed Chuckle**

[@peste2574]

Arent they.... siblings?

[@lykoiy]

@@peste2574 vax and vex are siblings, vax is talking about percy

[@lykoiy]

@@peste2574 also i love your profile pic lmao

[@peste2574]

@@lykoiy Thanks king

[@SingingSealRiana]

@@peste2574 yes, vax and vex are twins, they are used to sharing

[@IceMetalPunk]

Matt's reaction to the spectral orgy is just like, "Welp, I've lost control of this game... butt fuck it, I'll roll with the action."

[@epsilon497]

I see what you did there

[@bray2964]

Cute choice of words

[@feugofox42]

7:28 Scanlan's almost nonchalant little "I was" gets me every time

[@TheDilloWolf]

It's just so perfect

[@TrueRomancer04]

It's the most understated line of dialogue in the whole session. So of course it made me laugh harder and longer than anything else in the whole session.

[@jackmyers8687]

"What Fiend gave me no pants!?" My favourite Fjord quote ever.

[@MisterSmith00]

Ya know, fellas…Percy did sort of exude a lot of Ben Franklin energy, in hindsight.

[@CptObvious]

It's not surprising. Taliesin most likely met Ben Franklin.

[@romxxii]

@@CptObvious Conspiracy theory: Taliesin _is_ Ben Franklin. He just had to legally change his name to throw off the Illuminati.

[@Br-kc2jy]

@@romxxii Are you fucking new or something? Taliesin RUNS the Illuminati

[@repulser93]

@@romxxii You say that like Taliesin didn’t date the Illuminati and hasn’t spent the last couple centuries ghosting them.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

@@romxxii Theory? I thought that was just common knowledge

[@najadetwo22]

5:46 Taliesin's "it's what he would've wanted" still gets me

[@casswade2000]

Followed by “it’s true” 😭

[@najadetwo22]

@@casswade2000 Vax as we know and love him, too horny for his own good

[@hotscottrulz]

@@najadetwo22 anyone remember the Briarwoods?

[@oiman5733]

@@hotscottrulz *as he's about to get his blood schlorped* "you guys look good"

[@abearinzen4632]

He did sleep with Manners underneath his pillow 👀👀👀

[@benjoe1993]

"My husband attacking my boyfriend" I totally missed that xD

[@deathbykonami5487]

Laura slipped into Vex momentarily while playing as Jester. This is why they should've included all the members of Vox Machina and The Mighty Nein (meaning have the players play double roles).

[@weebjeez]

It's funnier to me, because I was like "Laura. Your husband is BEING ATTAC- Oh, you mean Vex's Husband is attacking Jester's Boyfriend. Got it."

[@magnadelusor4249]

I also love how Travis slowly took off more and more stuff until he was in just a black shirt

[@amberpdavis]

Classic Travis

[@Reven619]

Almost as good as last time when his skin absorbed his war paint

[@birdthenerd2163]

@@Reven619 I’m sorry what?

[@thomaschapman9112]

Now only if that strip session kept going 😝

[@alliemackenzie1575]

@@Reven619 omg whaaat?? when did that happen?

[@TheTaiylorWallace]

The bisexual energy of this entire crew is just off the charts.

[@larar.5364]

It's even in the color scheme

[@deathbykonami5487]

Well Keyleth's not there, so Vax has to do something to ease his tension and Vex missed the invite (possibly due to Council business) so Percy was left hanging in the wind. Also Pike was confused and kept channeling Yasha while talking to Beau (although that might be a recurring thing with clerics)

[@danielboatright8887]

Its amazing the home game didnt evolve into a weekly orgy.

[@tacticool_weeb8450]

Tried to explain this crew to a friend “So… their swingers?” Was his response … no comment past that

[@DarthAnimal]

@@danielboatright8887 Who said it didnt?

[@samuelstensgaard4828]

Yeah battle royale, that's cool, but we got robbed of a four hour description of an orgy

[@commandercaptain4664]

When the pitmaster wants a good, clean fight... Anakin: When we win, we won't defile your bodies... unless you're into that sort of thing. Padme: I promise I won't make it look like you guys totally were having an orgy over there. Obi-Wan: Maybe we give it sixty seconds and see how this goes. Nute Gunray: THAT WAS NOT THE ARRANGEMENT.

[@benteelgersma9303]

There's fanfiction about that orgy on ao3

[@samuelstensgaard4828]

@@benteelgersma9303 This comment needs to be shot straight to the top

[@benteelgersma9303]

@@samuelstensgaard4828 Wait, gimme a second, I'll see if I can find it

[@benteelgersma9303]

@@samuelstensgaard4828 I found it but the link won't post... But it's called "That was not the challenge" by the_deep_magic on AOOO

[@picklesthewise]

Most underrated moment: "You look like the gayest of Ben Franklins in this outfit." "So just Ben Franklin?"

[@chichiriz]

so much attraction in one episode and matt is just dying inside lol

[@definier.mal.castelli]

And even deeper inside he is really enjoying it

[@whatkindofnameisella682]

"you look like the gayest ben franklin" "so... just ben franklin?" ajksdfasdn 💀

[@pnuttigris]

Even gayer than usual.

[@samanthq]

I was gunna like this but this comment has 69 likes and I didn’t want to ruin it

[@srslyimnotaspy101]

Why, gods? Why did this have to be a battle royale? Why would they think the Critter community would want ANYTHING BUT a 7+hr Vox Machina x Mighty Nein crossover session ending in a massive orgy!?

[@wildwikedwanderer1208]

Because they had to hide the orgy with a battle royal im pretty sure twitch does not approve of orgies

[@morgan9660]

@@wildwikedwanderer1208 should’ve done a separate KZbin upload for the orgy. or start an onlyfans

[@floradflro700]

If you donated to the Kickstarter you get a full video of the orgy

[@Grim_Sister]

Omg, Molly would totally hit on Vax 🤣

[@chrisrudolf9839]

@@morgan9660 KZbin doesn't approve of orgies either ;-)

[@eruduma]

“Crack open that gem, let’s see what we get” That gets me every time…. XD Edit - “Vex isn’t here - He’s all mine!” is a very close second.

[@LindaOlives]

Marisha: Have I seen a gun? Me: Yeah, Veth shot you in the ass with one during a race up a tree

[@ASquared544]

There is no way that in universe Beau and Percy wouldn’t meet at some point while Beau is going to investigate some corruption in Whitestone or something for the Cobalt Soul.

[@tannertadlock7741]

Most likely

[@Nutsource]

The would look at eachother confused for a second and become that Spiderman meme

[@amodelmannequin]

@@Nutsource two martial-class humans, both rich, both clad in blue, both with the ability to catch projectiles, both ultra smart and ultra dextrous.

[@khadijahdanielian3918]

@@amodelmannequin and ultra in love with badass woman who could easily break them like a twig

[@amodelmannequin]

@@khadijahdanielian3918 ah yes, Vex'halia with her mighty Strength score of [checks sheet] 7. lmfao

[@deltablaze77]

Beau: "You're one of those rich boyz?!" eyeing Animus. Percy: "Oh Yes." **Crack of Gunfire**

[@Sp4rt4nSl4ya]

Beau: So you're one of those rich boys huh? What I wish Percy said: I'm THE rich boy.

[@kylelunarioum4197]

Either critical rolw are in a open relationship or they have reach the level of friendship that ppl think you are together

[@BriannaZumbro]

I mean can you really be best friends if the entire world doesn’t think you’re gay for each other?

[@kylelunarioum4197]

@@BriannaZumbro you win this round

[@HipsterKhan]

True homies.

[@pablofierros6975]

I mean PolyMachina was a recurring theme in C1

[@AnInkStick]

@@BriannaZumbro you’re not wrong!

[@mast3734]

Glad to see I wasn’t crazy and that this was actually a particular horny one shot

[@angelgamer7243]

1:34 Ashley's little "LET'S GO!" makes me so happy every time

[@dude59974]

3:42 Beau you've LITERALLY been shot by Nott before lol

[@hokutoulrik7345]

Yes, but she hadn't seen anything like Animas or Bad News. I believe everything that had gone to mass production was simple flintlock pistolss and muzzle loader rifles.

[@AdamEspersona]

@@hokutoulrik7345 Yeah, that was merely a knockoff based off a knockoff. Or… a “hack”, as Percy once called Ripley.

[@hokutoulrik7345]

@@AdamEspersona yup, don't mess with No Mercy Percy when his wife isn't around. He gets a little pissy.

[@ACreacher]

I'm surprised I didn't even notice how half of the tension, this was hilarious to rewatch!

[@graysondraven]

1:35 feel like this was really Travis talking to Laura not Fjord to Jester

[@Logan_Baron]

Honestly, Until she said "Thanks Fjord" I really thought it was. I was expecting Travis to say "No, that was me, Travis saying that to you Laura, not Fjord to Jester".

[@graysondraven]

@@Logan_Baron me too

[@wes528]

"Thanks Fjord, I like your ass!" was definitely Laura talking to Travis because that's just Laura

[@TheZero248]

"Spectral buns..Roll a wisdom saving throw."

[@mrpuddingpop1]

marsha needs to incorporate war paint into her daily life

[@Burori1]

"Vex isn't here, he's aaaaall mine!" I love this.

[@bcn1gh7h4wk]

how did we get from "We should probably sleep on it and see what happens..." to "We start boning in a pool of lava"?

[@torakunoichi]

When you realise they took out grog and yasha the two tanks of the group, yasha probably because she’d kill ANYONE who looks at Beau sexually and grog because he’s probably either massacre everyone or just get naked IMMEDIATELY

[@enwarrior8163]

Bamf out the motherfucking wings! Vex isn't here, he's all mine! -Liam O'brien 2021

[@fenixmeaney6170]

The ideal adventuring party A bunch of bisexual misfits Playing dungeons and dragons

[@AdamEspersona]

Hell, even the OVERLAY is in the bi colors! I’m sure it’s just coincidence… maybe?

[@Grim_Sister]

They did it already. It’s called The Mighty Nein 😂

[@ispeakmovie]

*someone please for the love of god draw Percy looking like "the gayest version of Ben Franklin"*

[@squidrex6264]

I feel like the characters are all hot, bi, and into each other… it’s so funny.

[@Dan-qy6zv]

The real name of the battle royale is the BI-ttle royale.

[@vishaansingh1019]

Did they all drop ecstasy before this or something, because holy FUCK that is the most explicit it has ever gotten

[@asdrugrohl]

"my husband's attacking my boyfriend" who's also your husband

[@micravinxenos3047]

This is exactly why I feel like sometimes Critical Role may secretly be in a polycule XD

[@jothamfunclara6583]

All they had to do was wait for 60 seconds.

[@LeeaGalaxies]

The way Sam says "I was" at the end kills me every time

[@stonecoldku4161]

Got exactly what we paid for.

[@leonidas3114]

loving the bisexual lighting across the bottom very thematic

[@LaureleiLee]

"I'm really liking this outfit of yours-" "THANKS FJORD I LIKE YOUR ASS."

[@jakemunoze7430]

*SPOILERS:* Am really mad that jester did not put them in sexual positions anyway . . . . .

[@AnInkStick]

She did promise after all!

[@Greenwoodland]

Talesin AS Ben Franklin would be AWESOME!!!! We absolutely need this!!

[@sunnybloom7272]

I mean Taliesin probably saw him back in the day so he has historical reference as only a deity ageless to the concept of time would have

[@JT_Lich]

"What fiend gave me no pants!?!?!" - Travis Willingham, 2021

[@deathbykonami5487]

All in all, not a bad day for Vax'ildan. He can't really die anyway. If they weren't sent back, a day later Vax would've resurrected like Gill from Street Fighter and murdered all the demons that made this fight happen.

[@samanthq]

This would’ve been so different if they played their opposite characters

[@alejandromendez1305]

God switching from the animated fight to seeing their ACTUAL OUTFITS FOR THIS FIGHT??? Oof

[@oulaavii]

What animated fight?

[@ThatoneGuy-zd4rl]

My favorite part of this is Fjord saying “What fiend gave me no pants?” Lmaoo

[@blazypika2]

1:07 matt: "i'm stopping this here, we are not doing ERP on live stream!"

[@commandercaptain4664]

THAT WAS NOT THE ARRANGEMENT. 💀

[@RThyrring]

All the devils: BOOOO!

[@Samurai_Stoner]

Marisha looked like pure viking sex goddess... I'm here for it

[@friskybitzboi]

The most surprising part of this was that Molly wasn’t part of the horniness

[@lilyn2355]

Best cr compilation yet

[@strooba7035]

what’s weird is it felt like not everyone in the cast was there even though they were, probably just me but idk it was weird. BUT IT WAS LOTS O FUN REGARDLESS

[@jocosesonata]

Hey, you know how Critters are such wonderful fans, and that a lot of them are just the most amazing artists, and that some of them even make little animatics of some funny clip? So... uh... who's going to illustrate/animate this?

[@Channel-dg5tn]

Sam giving off HEAVY Captain Spalding energy here.

[@wuftchan8299]

now just waiting for VMXXXMN

[@HipsterKhan]

I don’t doubt that it’s out there, especially after all that.

[@AdamEspersona]

That’s an Onlyfans exclusive, sadly.

[@pinkdruid2347]

I love Vax so much, but I can’t help but wonder what this would have been like if Liam had played Caleb instead. Would he have been meek like he usually is, or would he have let his secret horny energy come through? 😂 Tbh I think it would be fun if they do another game like this but everyone switches characters.

[@quinnsinclair7028]

"Has Beau really seen a gun?" Well there was that time Nott shot her in the ass.

[@amandalogan89]

To be fair she was racing up the tree and not looking at the gun lol

[@exemplar7205]

"oh so your one of those rich boys" "oh yes" *in the sassiest voice* lol

[@brunomunemassa8266]

6:40 missed opportunitty to say "We can three-way 69".

[@epsilon497]

The supercut I didn't know I needed

[@gothgirlgaming9050]

This is the most chaotic scene that they have ever played out

[@Kuribohcoast]

I still want to see the sequel to this with the other half of the party

[@britnicox3929]

Matt “THIS ISN’T THE ARRANGEMENT” is so funny

[@thomasnolastname8734]

Keyleth: "WHO THE FUCK IS PICKLE?!"

[@miiylofalck4809]

I'm.... Just,....... Wow,..... Thank you?....

[@spenceroneil4747]

"Thanks Fjord i like your ass" "Thanks, wait, what kind of fiend took my pants!"

[@KingNefiiria]

I loved this fight from beginning to end, it was so funny

[@melanisticmandalorian]

6:27 ... channelling the spirt of ODB ... Ooh, baby, I like it raw Yeah baby, I like it raw Ooh, baby, I like it raw Yeah baby, I like it raw Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yam, shimmy yay

[@Dhorannis]

And this is the reason why you should not watch Critical Role with small children 😂

[@SingingSealRiana]

also, the level of voilance?

[@chichiriz]

😂 their emmy award winning artists and professionals yet all of them have the dirty mind of a 12 year old

[@DarthAnimal]

This is what happens when everyone in the room is so hot

[@Gemmabeta]

Pike pegs. Keg is aroused.

[@lanasartlife]

All of these people are professionals

[@chshirerat5487]

At this point, the whole crew could fool us for being polygamous... (I think that's the right word. Married to each other.)

[@matthewletexier]

Vox Machina basically was, and the Mighty Nein bathed together regularly, this crew cannot help but move in that direction eventually

[@qualandrew201494]

@@matthewletexier I mean mn all see each other naked all the time. caleb was bi / jester is 99% likely bi

[@jaxentrap7773]

@@qualandrew201494 Fjord is the only maybe straight one, and Cad just sits on the edge incase anyone gets cramps or something

[@companyoflosers]

@@qualandrew201494 Did jester ACTUALLY display any interest in other women? or are you just project your desires for what you want her to be?

[@jaxentrap7773]

@Lilithan Chrispiford the 4th I think Sam said to assume all his characters are gay unless told otherwise

[@pixiekit]

scanlan and fjord should have switched side, so that everyone had to fight both love players who romanced them in the campaign (laura: travis and talisen, marisha: liam and ashley, ashley: marisha and sam)

[@binder38us]

THAT WAS NOT THE ARRANGMENT...

[@cypher4783]

Well that's now stuck in my skull

[@RianeBane]

0:30 In which Pike may or may not play for the other team

[@Avenz0r]

“Has Beau seen a gun” She’s fully has gotten shot in the ass with one 😂

[@henryohenry1504]

0:15 😂 I love this so much 😂😂

[@sdmiii1102]

I have no pants?! What fiend gave me no pants?

[@krzysztofkaruzo6899]

I would love to see MN vs VM but with reversed team

[@zepwolfx]

Pike would be the top. Lol.

[@AnInkStick]

5:22 That freaking kills me every time

[@thesupernerd9604]

What in the Slannesh realm of chaos is going on here LOL

[@adilrahman1142]

Honestly without either Grog or Keyleth, I didn't have much hope for VM

[@kyanitedragon8579]

CR reminds and convinces me I'm bi often lol

[@alyssamears3798]

This made me swallow my chewing gum

[@duncanidaho3740]

The real winner of this fight is all the artists on Rule34.