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[@PMSeymour]

Pretty Elves singing kzbin.info/www/bejne/fnzYiJeum7OIbsk

[@RandomHQ433]

How dare you make "i am a pioneer" get stuck in my head void man.

[@lazicepie7800]

YEs!!!

[@ImADeity]

Carpeted bathtub

[@heartofthewild680]

The link doesn’t work. Can you update it please?

[@RealiTea38]

@@heartofthewild680that’s because the video isn’t available

[@DHTheAlaskan]

It always baffles me that people want to exclude people on the asexual spectrum from the LGBT+ community so vehemently.

[@TheKreature13666]

It baffles me that anyone would want to exclude any sexuality and/or gender identity from the LGBTQ+ community.

[@dominiklehn2866]

Oh don't worry, were banding together and rising up against being excluded.

[@_Sage967_]

people often forget that so long as we exist IN reality "nothing" is still something/a valid state in most any context

[@auraFireblood]

I think they just don't want to be linked with us invading Denmark

[@noskillrequired9532]

I misread baffles as waffles and now I’m hungry

[@an8strengthkobold360]

Seymor's eldritch blast is only 1 beam which means he is at most a level 4 warlock. We can take him.

[@LightInTheIgnorance]

How much of a scrub is Dishoarse then, that a Lv4 Warlock's Eldritch Blast deleted his wholeass blog.

[@an8strengthkobold360]

@@LightInTheIgnorance It was a nat 20 so It could have dealt up to 25 damage. Edit: actually it can do more, if he's an assmiar it could deal up to 29.

[@ahumanthatexists1468]

*Prepare the peasant cannon.*

[@micheljobez5392]

You fool. Obviously, he's a Warlock 4/Bard 16. You may try, but...enjoy the 30 days doing the cha cha slide, I Guess.

[@drummertomato7428]

But that one beam is technically the magic of half of the world, with the sun and the moon included

[@protojager]

"Currency is inherently evil" coming from the developer that turned cookies into an evil, universe fracturing form of currency... reasonable.

[@commanderfoxtrot]

Ideas are cool until they become the bane of human existence. It’s why currency’s gotta go. It was cool in concept, a way of trading a set amount of a centralized item for any other item, but it quickly spiralled out of control. Also badly damaged the concept of what is or isn’t human nature - most people nowadays think that going with the crowd, slaving away at a 9-to-5 and reinforcing the system for the rest of their lives is human nature, even though individualism, the arts, and helping others without return is human nature. It’s nature-nature, too.

[@RegiArt7]

@@commanderfoxtrot Next time you go to the market to buy food do you want to trade them with a live hog?

[@N3XT1M3]

@@RegiArt7 Yeah that sounds fucking awesome

[@musewolfman]

​@@N3XT1M3maybe the first time. But it becomes a real pain in the ass eventually. Currency, in its most basic form, is a pretty dope idea. Hey, I did this much effort, and this piece of paper means I did, so I don't have to run around on fetch quests, doing even more work, because the person I did the work for doesn't have what you want, and what you do want, I can't access. It's everything that piled on after that, that makes the problems. I once mowed a guy's lawn for a summer, and got a truck for it. But if I didn't need a truck in that situation, I'd have to store it, I'd have to maintain it, and I'd have to work to find someone who had something I wanted that was equivalent, who also wanted the truck. Well, that's what I did. (I mean, I used the truck in the meantime, sure, but it cost me a lot of upkeep,) It took me 2 years to get rid of that gas guzzling money pit.

[@ZMBICANDI]

I decide to become feral *ONCE* , and suddenly everyone wants to start becoming my worst enemy

[@Rustylorde]

werewolf be like:

[@olivinemage4233]

These videos, probably more than that of any other youtuber's, have the power to make my clinically depressed butt smile for the entire duration of the video. Sometimes I even pause the video to revel in the feelings of laughter and joy. They give me the energy and strength to get out of bed, make food, go on a run, and make something of myself. No other youtuber out of the dozens upon dozens that I follow has this power. Thank you. Thank you good sir ❤ and I hope that happiness and success find you wherever you are, in whatever you do. Thank you.

[@lazicepie7800]

h heuheuheu *butt*

[@TiredChaos]

I felt this on a whole different level.

[@commanderfoxtrot]

Thanks to last Saturday, I can now say I’m clinically depressed too.

[@hahawelp9835]

I was expecting another 4 minute Late Night Tumblr video and half way in, I just realized it's a binge compilation

[@AriLolzz]

Same

[@OfficialLuni]

" *In the future, you will stand at the grave of god, which I dug, weeping and I will be the only creature you will be able to answer to. You will beg for death but due to what you said today, I will deprive you of that luxury* " goes way too hard from a scooby doo blog

[@charmedrools1]

1:55 is literally zuko's meta story (they wanted an arm of the firelord to attempt to catch aang but they liked him too much made him too relatable and lovable so they had to add zhao as the arm of the firelord)

[@NovaYoutubesBadly]

In a nearby, darker universe, Seymour is a catman.

[@antivirusexe2856]

Darker?

[@minaashido518]

Lighter*

[@saturnsvictory3368]

11:13 Ooh ooh, I know the answer to this. It's actually incredible difficult to make precise movement as opposed to just violently pushing things and due to this the one time it happened (can't remember when or by who) it was so incredibly impressive that it was mainly just used to distract opponents by leaving them dumbstruck

[@Retro_Red]

Aren't there some failsafes in certain sabers that actually prevent this or is that just in Legends?

[@saturnsvictory3368]

@@Retro_Red my answers from legends too so yes

[@nekofrisk1005]

Basically no one ever tried to train themselves to have that level of precision

[@readysteadyace5823]

Nono. It is a tactic but the jedi see it as unsportsman like and the sith see it as unhonorable.

[@hapz_6636]

"until you decide who gets simon and who gets garfunkel" PM seymour: *garlic voice* i always get garfunkel

[@crickett3536]

Thanks for the Ace love! Love your compilations!

[@cosmictoaster5048]

Ok but that one about people being born in the mountains and moving to being by the sea? I, a trans girl, currently live in and was raised in Utah, a state so mountain covered that a tornado cannot form, and I plan on moving to a place with a beach, I will have an ocean view if it is the last thing I do.

[@mysticmoon1262]

I mean... technically a tornado CAN form here, it's just extremely unlikely. There was a tornado that went through Salt Lake City on August 11th of 1999.

[@OfficialFanii]

This sounds like the plot of celeste

[@christophererwin5718]

@@OfficialFaniiAs a Celeste player I can confirm that this is not the plot of Celeste

[@cbgaming7209]

9:16 what about instead of cosmic horror or cosmic romance what about cosmic fluff? All my alien characters are the sweetest, Pinky is incrediblely smart and can't speak earth languages but keeps getting distracted by earthling thinks. Coco isn't very smart and can speak earth languages though has the demeanor as a child. Both will love and give you all the hugs if you are friends with them.

[@redeye4516]

Isn't that just Kirby?

[@KitsuneCentral]

Boo Bah?

[@brachslap]

Won't this just be cosmic wonders whenever we have them not doing any stupid things they come up with

[@UndecidedASMR]

I have alien characters too! Starfizz is a curious yet chaotic alien nicknamed the Pink One from a planet often called X-016 Rayuste is a fun-loving pyromaniac from the same planet as Starfizz Xentra is the moral support of the group, from the planet B-148 Aenogai is a hug-shaped sweetheart from an unknown planet And Bliz is the short one who's lived on Earth all his life They can and will give you comfort if necessary

[@casualmarkit9969]

@@redeye4516 You dare call that amoral SERIAL GOD KILLER Cosmic Fluff? The god of the Void and Nothingness incarnate, with a bottomless stomach and the strength to shatter planets in one swing AS A BABY? All of this and a bit more, AS A BABY. I get it; Baby, Cute. Did you know Kirby is a whopping 8 inches Tall? Adorable! Cosmic Fluff? No. I still like your comment, it's just SO stupid in context I felt the urge to say it.

[@Gab-kq4lz]

I mean this as the highest form of compliment, but you have helped me battle my insomnia for MONTHS now. There’s just something about your voice that just ✨hits different✨. Thanks for the peaceful slumber, I really need it 💛

[@notreal5826]

I've made my dnd character a cleric who is also a criminal who blackmails people. You will be taking these damn meds whether you want to or not.

[@magenstaffarts]

Trickery Cleric? Sounds like a Trickery Cleric.

[@infinityblayde1973]

Harmacist.

[@minaashido518]

@@infinityblayde1973 : . .

[@majomaheriose]

I love these because they cure my FOMO by indeed confirming I saw all the episodes in the compilation

[@solaridraconi6225]

11:14 I think lightsabers generally don't have 'toggle' buttons. The button needs to keep being pressed or else the lightsaber turns off. It's what makes throwing your lightsaber such an impressive trick, since you need to keep pressure on the button. And also why they turn off when the user's arm gets cut off. Additionally, there is a discipline based on this, sort off: Turning your lightsaber off at the right moment to let you bypass your opponents defenses.

[@Flapjacks-tm8cf]

(Well) Actually, no doing that is forbidden by both jedi and the sith. The jedi thinks that it is dishonorable and the sith thinks that it's for pussys

[@InkSans_FandomSoda]

9:05 Oh hell yes As an eldrich monstrosity, I approve.

[@shifra1967]

Do u have a crush on me 😳

[@InkSans_FandomSoda]

@@shifra1967 H03, I barely know you.

[@Toaster-of_random]

As a fourth dimensional being i have seen all outcomes of time and we have dated in all of them, so lets smooch

[@RobjectionableContent]

Transcript for 16:08 My brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it. He just looked at me and went "Guess it's a conference call." Hm, A++ recovery. Don't encourage him!

[@annef0x]

Ok so about the prompt on 3:11 What if when you find your past self you realise they have the face of your loved one and you find that they have your face. Like Idk I think find the idea of two souls just unknowingly exchanging faces throughout their many lives just because they just can't help finding each other and falling in love, really adorable.

[@sarcasticsatan7335]

12:49 #3 has incredible amounts of anxiety

[@mariakoppy6131]

2:01 basically grunckle Stan after not what he seems episode

[@KingMako30]

Firefox actually DID become evil though! They removed the "Open Image" button on the right click menu, which opened the image in the current tab, now replaced by a "Open Image In New Tab" button, which does something you could've already done by middle clicking the former button! They deleted a whole-ass feature!

[@Ryu_D]

Person I just asked a question: Why don't you just Google it? Me: I crave social interaction.

[@EnderLord99]

mood

[@ManectricMan]

PM Seymour once again setting the standards of men/male-presenting peeps WAY TOO HIGH. Truly ideal.

[@juliameyer10313]

About the millenium-bug. It works both ways. I was born 2000 and I can't get over the fact that people born in 1990 are just 10 years older than me. How? They are practically fossils

[@manueltoney7702]

I never got that flork joke where the guy was stung by bees and had misfortune and his friends are like. "Yeah you should ask god for forgiveness or whatever." like what is the punchline?

[@megarockman]

It's basically the story of Job (rhymes with robe) in the Old Testament.

[@manueltoney7702]

@@megarockman Man i am christian and i feel like i should know this if my dad saw this comment he'd beat my ass.

[@redeye4516]

+Manuel Toney It's one of the most relatable Bible stories, basically life shits on Job for no reason and he just kinda has to deal with it. The difference is that for Job, once it was clear he was never gonna renounce his faith, God gave him a new family and stuff. For us though, the ride never ends.

[@Retro_Red]

@Witch Birds Thaaat's Old Testament God! *canned laughter*

[@ShyDigi]

@@Retro_Red the christian version of the Old Testament, not the actual original Jewish script. Jewish scripts were much less hateful and gross than Christianity makes them out to be. I say this being born and raised Christian btw

[@UndecidedASMR]

10:57 is every enemies to lovers story in a new, slightly different font.

[@Raoul.]

1:02 You're thinking of Spiders Georg. This is Executive function Georg.

[@dorukayhanwastaken]

7:09 This is, according to Bilibili, an important plot point in Honkai Impact 3rd.

[@ianhowick]

Wouldnt a necromancer allow a serial killer to kill the same victim over and over again, thus increasing their thrill exponentially with each killing?

[@phastinemoon]

It’s that the serial killer wouldn’t kill the same person again.

[@nekolamb]

Pat is such a crazy good actor,just making up a whole universe just to deliver one line they are really amazing

[@bodkimalone]

9:06 let me introduce you to sucker for love: first date

[@mr.mothly]

The creator of P.M. Seymour and A.M. Seymour is the legendary "Time Seymour"

[@cheddarcheezit2647]

2:54 Aizawa Shouta, is that you?

[@dudemcduder1628]

I was sure I remember seeing this get uploaded way yesterday

[@PMSeymour]

It did, was an accident

[@Akako1004]

Lol

[@dudemcduder1628]

@@PMSeymour ah, gotcha, thanks for clarifying

[@thetoastmonarch9238]

Have to say "dogs in space" is a good show. Thanks andy!

[@justacryptid7412]

2:59 Catman from Fairly Odd Parents

[@Ravengirl0814]

The “Washed up Cat Boy” is just Husk from Hazbin Hotel.

[@CyberBlastoise]

Woo. Got the sneak peek yesterday but now I get to watch it normally.

[@digijade5245]

i relate to that last couple of minutes of the video on a spiritual level

[@Putingy]

9:13 Oh you mean "The stars have eyes".

[@Abraham_the_pierra]

9:10 I'm preety sure there is a game about that, sucker for love or smth.

[@masteroftheinternetverse1296]

11:57 I just came up with the best sentence to describe this (overstimulation): I'm asking my brain to things but loud so no

[@magsmoran8782]

Catmen? Did you mean: Tiger from the Wild Wild pussy cats?

[@minaashido518]

Mmmmmmm,mmhaaa

[@86fifty]

4:07 - the sheer AMOUNT of unfathomable cringe-noises that came out MY MOUTH upon seeing this... MONSTROSITY.... Although it wouldn't be too hard to work around if you put down those wooden-slats-squares they have in beach showers, ya know? I mean, the carpet would still... eughghg. nevermind....

[@slugintub2642]

Omg it’s been so long since I’ve seen you in my recommended, welcome back :)

[@x3uwu467]

Daily reminder to love yourself

[@goldman954]

I love how you can hear the small discord notification going off in the back around at 14:22 to 14:23

[@PlagueMoo]

13:00 This reminds me of earlier when i told someone i cry every time i see them (because they appear in nearly every comment section i see) and their response was "then weep and hope that one day you'll be safe from my stalking. No matter how much you cry, I will be waiting. My very presence is a warning, one that will not end. You cannot escape, the only thing you can do is try and let everyone know about your eternal suffering. You are not alone, you are one of many who are pained with every sighting of me. You dont even know my face and yet you cry. I don't know if our next meeting will be the last, but I will give you these words as an acknowledgement of your tears. Only KZbin recommendations can help you now." Like geez, responses like that are wild

[@jinxiejae]

"SEE THE GRASS? GO TOUCH IT!!!" Is the internet way of saying "GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!!!"

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

**blinks** "Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing, so we have that."

[@لولوشساما-ق7ن]

9:18 theres a novel named "the star have eyes" abt that

[@BottomBunkArt]

3:02 does the depressed cat man have Light from Death Note as a pfp? That would explain so much

[@ponypublications]

“Cosmic romance” sounds like that whole Jesus thing

[@ink_ink5760]

"SEE THE GRASS? GO TOUCH IT"

[@Doc903]

8:37 best scene in MLP, used to obliterate a pretty bigoted comment is pretty satisfying.

[@LenaVoices]

3:26 oh I thought that was Thane Krios

[@QueenFreak13]

I relate to the last two minutes of making random noises more than I'd like to admit

[@ella_cupcake]

11:34 I believe you just found a member of the Odd Squad

[@cjslime8847]

Cat man must meet cyana and make him just a little happy/a little less sad

[@leoryff979]

5:23 And then not 12 months later, Ash got his cake.

[@spartanlinda4767]

2:43 sooooo……. Husker, huskie, whatever the funny depressing cat bat person from hazbin motels name is

[@abbyhurd]

2:41 sounds like the john constantine of the cat dimension

[@samuelbealer608]

Calculator in the bathroom: I have done this when stressing out about either my grades while in college or my bank account literally ever. Usually also on Google sheets double checking my budgets

[@internetlurker1850]

0:20 This person is french. March on comrade, march on, march on, march on.

[@redeye4516]

Vive L'Empereur

[@internetlurker1850]

@@redeye4516 I was referencing the marching song about onions.

[@redeye4516]

+Internet Lurker Yeah, that one was Napoleonic era, wasn't it? I just think the guy was pretty neat is all. Probably would have been a citizen of his empire if he didn't sell the Louisiana Territory, would probably still be eating the general anything and everything edible but deep fried that Cajuns eat but I'd know a language that doesn't manage to break all its grammatical rules every five minutes and beats up other languages for loanwords. AND I could sing about caramelized onions without looking weird.

[@ethancoltrane5754]

12:58: that reminds me of that old Scooby-Doo episode where Daphne was hypnotized into being a lion tamer at an abandoned circus.

[@keoniflow2019]

0:50 is that Berzerk?

[@keoniflow2019]

If berserk ever gets an anime adaptation, thus spawning an Abridged version, I want Guts to say this at one point

[@asher_delphi976]

I do the ? Thing. The more I add, the more my head tilts

[@kittcatt1087]

9:05 reminds me a bit of the song Unrequited Love and He Who Sleeps Beneath by Steampianist

[@squeaktheswan2007]

1:18 Dora the destroyer

[@user-zz3sn8ky7z]

15:18 I get what you meant, but the thought that you were suggesting that band members and the founding fathers don't count as people absolutely killed mr

[@legok2so84]

Fastest click in the west, have a great day!

[@bjjbailey1465]

2:58 anyone else get “Aizawa out drinking” mental pictures from this? Edit: congratulations, PM. You passed the explain your brain only with random noises test perfectly

[@mjsfalcon986]

17:12 I would sell my soul for this movie.

[@ingridplata2411]

Andy really outdid himself with the last bit

[@dreadqueenpersephone5355]

2:28 Viktor in a nutshell

[@cyberpupplays]

HELP THAT'S SO FUNNY It's been 2 years but whatever

[@depressionpie4859]

2:10 OH MY GOD THIS IS A MOOD

[@brawler8839]

I played a star wars campaign where one of the members was a jawa (the like 3 foot tall guys from tattoine) and in literally the first session we had the strong guy fucking throw him at people as a projectile and also to bust down steel doors to breach rooms.

[@jkl5901]

6:39 o hey its the jfj one

[@willmcgonigle3107]

Love how at 8:38 he says D20 and not NAT 20, Implying that he would have succeeded regardless

[@milktoast3280]

17:12 That's just the lore of the first couple FNaF games

[@vyliad]

2:42 that's- that's just Kipo. That's several characters in Kipo

[@uta63]

Yknow one time I remember leaving a message on the wrong P.M. Seymour tweet My tweet was about how I see P.M Seymour on any post The thing I commented on was him responding to a really sad tweet... So basically I avoided both Twitter and all P.M. Seymour content for like 3 years Anyway thx for so many videos love you

[@meerkat10]

if an otherworldly cosmic being has a crush on me then it would still be the same as when anyone else has a crush on me, Beyond my comprehension.

[@kevinwillems8720]

Ok so the cookout clicker bit makes sense. Ortiel is the basket of cookie clicker. Cookie clicker is quality anti capitalist satire. There's a great Thought Slime video about of it y'all would watch.

[@thattechnopath9062]

15:19 Hey, I think my choir sang in that exact building once! The Assembly Hall in SLC, right?

[@VerIsHere]

9:50 if biggest gaudiest patronuses discovers this post the world will end

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

11:45 INSTANT ODD SQUAD FLASHBACKS.

[@1maTired]

"Can you PLEASE form better habits?" Me- Bunny Rabbit= Babbit Hoddie Rabbit= Habbit Me- "Yeeeaaahhhh..." "What were you talking about?"

[@lovisatausen8448]

19:26 the Stitch one is PERFECT! I love it 😂

[@SaltSniffer]

Our lord and saviour has returned

[@SaltSniffer]

All praise 🛐

[@knobyogurt]

Not sure what the last part was, but I liked it

[@ladymikochan]

You know Tina from Bob's Burgers writes Erotic Friend Fiction about people she knows IRL. And yeah, it is weird.

[@twigthetroll9279]

Somecreature tell the buzzfeed quiztaker to try uquiz instead. Also THANK YOU PM for blasting that ace exclusionist to nothingness for us.

[@TheBestSam42]

17:12 POV The Telltale hearth really is beating beneath your floorboards

[@dannydanggang1675]

3:03 This might explain why there's a ton of people in the past that look like Keanu Reeves

[@kyze8284]

The lightsaber button battle doesn’t happen for two reasons 1: the Jedi rely on an honor system and deactivation of their opponent’s weapon is honorless 2: the Sith see having to deactivate their opponent’s weapon as a sign of weakness and want to emotionally and physically brute strength their way into the opponent and through the fight to show superior power and ability Basically, Jedi want fairness and Sith will call you a bitch