Not gonna lie, I did NOT question what an arm knee was when he read it. Kinda just rolled with it
@jphone66066 жыл бұрын
I somehow knew what it was. I was like "yeah, an arm knee." And then when the dude asked I was like "...wait yeah wtf"
@jenniferbunting246 жыл бұрын
Same
@synthhart6 жыл бұрын
Yep
@Rat-King6 жыл бұрын
I thought he meant an arm and a knee then I thought wait how did he only get rug burn on one arm and one knee
@undead_snake00626 жыл бұрын
Same
@funnylittlecreature6 жыл бұрын
T u m b l r: The place where it’s almost cringeworthy, but it’s just relatable and funny enough to not be.
@Abasedbymygrief6 жыл бұрын
Facebook: the place that isn't really cringey but is lame and unrelatable enough to be
@Daelyah6 жыл бұрын
DeviantArt: Where you can get away with calling porn "art" and not get banned. (I mean, some erotica is tastefully done like art....BUT I HAVE SEEN SOME SHIT...)
@planetbloptogon1336 жыл бұрын
Twitter: B I R D
@mealbitz6 жыл бұрын
@@Daelyah I basically only use deviant art for posting and i can confirm this is accurate.
@The_Bird_Bird_Harder5 жыл бұрын
@@planetbloptogon133 AFFIRMATIVE
@gramps33516 жыл бұрын
THAT JOHN MULANEY IMPRESSION IS ON *_POINT_*
@Abasedbymygrief6 жыл бұрын
Even better: that's basically just his normal voice but slightly tweaked lmao
@gramps33516 жыл бұрын
EggCore OH DAMN I JUST NOTICED THAT
@Abasedbymygrief6 жыл бұрын
@@gramps3351 I SWEAR TO GOD HES JOHN MULANEY IN DISGUISE
@laurendyer28385 жыл бұрын
EggCore WE MUST MAKE HIM DO ALL THE JOHN MULANEY COMEDY SKITS AND THEN WE FREAK OUT HOW MUCH ALIKE THEIR VOICES ARE
@kennaistardisblue94385 жыл бұрын
PLEse
@randyolsen90956 жыл бұрын
the asmr parts just made me feel like I was at a sleepover where everyone's talking instead of sleeping
@magicrainbowkitties10234 жыл бұрын
So a sleepover
@yukimori77624 жыл бұрын
Or just nighttime when ur bored and alone
@Sillyjaywalker4 жыл бұрын
_ Yukimori _ ....and alone...
@yukimori77624 жыл бұрын
Or when you’re having sleep paralysis
@leeschelly83844 жыл бұрын
Or when everyone is awake except for that ONE person so everyone has to talk all quiet so they don’t wake up the only person sleeping.
@Synnemoroll6 жыл бұрын
*"OH MY FRENCH GOD"*
@deamoncastor73076 жыл бұрын
Oui monsier?
@trin30526 жыл бұрын
Sacre Blu
@a5thkiranora2076 жыл бұрын
Ohonhonhon
@deamoncastor73076 жыл бұрын
*Qu'est-ce que j'ai fait!?*
@seraphmaniskas26356 жыл бұрын
e c h a r p é
@Abasedbymygrief6 жыл бұрын
When you talked about John Mulaney, why was your impression of him spot on despite the fact you hARDLY changed your voice. You're secretly John Mulaney and nothing can change my mind
@octavio22934 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I was thinking that
@mollsgreys58276 жыл бұрын
ANXIETY IS AN EXCUSE???? EXCAH-YUUUUUSE MEEEEE? WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN TO MY FACE???? -actually plz don't-
@deamoncastor73076 жыл бұрын
Hey Molly!
@angelo80716 жыл бұрын
Anxiety is an excuse
@deamoncastor73076 жыл бұрын
@@angelo8071 *WHO ASKED YOU!?*
@mollsgreys58276 жыл бұрын
@@angelo8071 -cant tell if you're joking or not, given the context of my post.-
@randid.c35586 жыл бұрын
*Holding several knives and shotguns talking to anxiety hater* Ok,choose your pick of thing you want to have kill you.If you don't choose all of them kill you.
@aidanmartin45836 жыл бұрын
I genuinely stopped at 5:55 and said to myself "Holy shit i've been living like a cat" in a squeakyish voice curled up in a ball
@oxybrightdark87656 жыл бұрын
Aidan Martin that is a very cat reaction
@boopypasta5 жыл бұрын
I feel that fam
@ljg185 жыл бұрын
I feel you fam
@bap32274 жыл бұрын
same except i cant sleep when i want to
@astralux_abandoned10996 жыл бұрын
14:04 For those who don't get it: Mew was the first pokemon in the pokeverse Bulbasaur is known as 001 in the pokedex Rhydon was the first pokemon ever designed Arceus is self-explanatory (The god pokemon) meaning he was first Thus the joke is: All of these are the first in their own ways so they don't know which is first and point at each other in confusion.
@beckyengelhardt8116 жыл бұрын
You forgot to put a 1 before the first 4. Please update the timestamp. On the bright side, the timestamps you did give sends us to the wholesome beekeeper story.
@astralux_abandoned10996 жыл бұрын
@@beckyengelhardt811 Thanks!
@beckyengelhardt8116 жыл бұрын
@@astralux_abandoned1099 No problem. 👍🏻
@deamoncastor73076 жыл бұрын
(After the fight.) *We are number one!*
@ogxfadegames6 жыл бұрын
Looks like they're all pointing at bulbasaur though, so it seems like they all think bulbasaur is number 1
@alenafrancesca96356 жыл бұрын
10:34 I read RANDY YOUR STICKS as the amplified version of the “BETHANY, I MADE BISCUITS!” Vine
@sophiephilipp80706 жыл бұрын
My Friend's and I have some wierd thing were if we say "biscuits" and one of us Always looks at The person who Said it, she look's adorable or scary...... Yeah i once Said it for No reason and she looked at Me and Said "biscuits......."
@axeylotl31126 жыл бұрын
2:47 Buddy Chum Pal Friend Amigo Home slice Bread slice Dog
@caenieve6 жыл бұрын
Technically Amigo is masculine
@gummybear41666 жыл бұрын
Dawg
@gummybear41666 жыл бұрын
Hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum friend fellow amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal, I don't mean to be rude my friend pal homeslice breadslice dawg but I gotta warn ya, if you take one more diddly darn step right there I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck, and wowza, wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? Do you want that? Do you wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? -- I'm gonna stop there. Oh my God I still remember it all. AaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
@axeylotl31126 жыл бұрын
@@gummybear4166 you are my new best friend
@gummybear41666 жыл бұрын
@@axeylotl3112 I HAVE A FRIEND WTF WHY CAN'T I MAKE THESE IN REAL LIFE?! ((oof I spelled wrong))
@trin30526 жыл бұрын
In all the space orcs videos and posts there are never aliens interacting with kids, I see it going like this; Alien 1: That human is small and strange, their features don't seem to be fully developed. Alien 2: I believe it to be a human offspring, also known as a child. Kid to the aliens: Why do you look funny? Alien 1: It appears to be intelligent, to a degree. Kid: My mommy says I'm the smartest boy in the world. Alien 2: It seems to have a superiority complex. Kid: What's a super complex? Alien 1: Why don't you ask your mother? Alien 2: The child is gone, let us leave before it comes back.
@146躁6 жыл бұрын
👍🏻
@Walking.Cadavers5 жыл бұрын
Kid: mother the glactical beings are making an escape for the stratosphere hurry before our last chance to annihilate them is gone! We must research the creatures! Make no errs! (Err is another word for mistake)
@glassedmalk60486 жыл бұрын
Would you like some England Water?
@fanikr29326 жыл бұрын
I'm drinking one right now
@deamoncastor73076 жыл бұрын
I prefer earl gray tea.
@mablefae31766 жыл бұрын
No. Bean water is better.
@deamoncastor73076 жыл бұрын
@@mablefae3176 *GET OUT*
@mablefae31766 жыл бұрын
Sure.
@goldfish65256 жыл бұрын
14:06 WAIT I can comment this before anyone else! Bulbasaur's first in the Pokedex, Rhydon was the first Pokemon designed, Arceus is the god of Pokemon, And mew is supposedly the ancestor of all Pokemon. They're fighting over who came first.
@determinedhelicopter68066 жыл бұрын
Obvious it was either the chicken or the egg that came first
@goldfish65256 жыл бұрын
@@determinedhelicopter6806 It was the chicken.
@jackiesharp0185 жыл бұрын
@@goldfish6525 ACTUALLY IT WAS THE DINOSAUR THAT LAID THE EGG THAT HATCHED THE CHICKEN
@goldfish65255 жыл бұрын
@@jackiesharp018 Yeah that's what I said. The chicken came first.
@Walking.Cadavers5 жыл бұрын
Oooh oooh its obvious... The.... PANCAKE CAME FIRST
@Hanhan-fi1dr6 жыл бұрын
Lmao that background noise... I have no clue if there is a background noise... I'm busy... give me love.
@IamaPERSON6 жыл бұрын
Ok *hugs you*
@graffiti39326 жыл бұрын
The fact that your name is Jonathan and have a teddy bear as a profile picture is enough reason to already love you
@scottdparrott5 жыл бұрын
@toastedness51694 жыл бұрын
Now that I’m actually paying attention, yeah I think I can hear something... ohnohelpplease
@Rat-King6 жыл бұрын
10:25 I nearly screamed out of fear for Randy’s French toast sticks
@martijnvanweele62046 жыл бұрын
P.M. Seymour's new years' resolution... 360p
@5tarloid5 жыл бұрын
martijn van weele hey it’s in 720p give the man a break
@martijnvanweele62045 жыл бұрын
@@5tarloid It wasn't when it was first uploaded. KZbin is weird like that sometimes. Besides, it's only a joke...
@chubbywalrusgaming6 жыл бұрын
The words were a kinda weird for me(im on 480p)
@CrashFan036 жыл бұрын
Weird for me in 720p
@AHappyCub6 жыл бұрын
720p and I can't see anything
@EvilFlurffyKitten22566 жыл бұрын
I'm in 144p, please save me.
@Frostedlyre6 жыл бұрын
I’m on 720p
@hyliandoctor6 жыл бұрын
10:38 SEVEN TWENTY. WHY.
@skizbees6 жыл бұрын
Hey Hey Hey Hey . . . . . He's ON A BREAK! -thunderclap-
@jphone66066 жыл бұрын
You are now aware of your own breathing
@BoatOverBogs6 жыл бұрын
@@jphone6606 how DARE
@TheArtGooseH6 жыл бұрын
Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Ooooooo I do I do I doooooo HELPLEEEEEESSSSSS
@2ndRoman6 жыл бұрын
Is it sad that I was about to scream “OOoOOOooo I DO I DO I DO I DOOOOOOOO HeEeeEY!!!” At 11:00 PM????
@michaelsnavley65136 жыл бұрын
6:52 Honestly that's a pretty funny way to call out the 12 months. Especially the words used for February. (Forever Alone just slays me. XD)
@moanbaby32195 жыл бұрын
Honestly my birthday is in February and can u belive that its actually on valentines day
@EvilFlurffyKitten22566 жыл бұрын
We need more ASMR readings of these from you. I request of more so my cat won't wake up everytime you yell suddenly. If you see this, my cat says meow. (Which I *think* means meow, if I'm not mistaken.)
@toastedness51694 жыл бұрын
I thought it meant meow, but meow makes more sense
@CrashFan036 жыл бұрын
I sexually identify as Welsh
@IamaPERSON6 жыл бұрын
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter, Tyrone.
@mollsgreys58276 жыл бұрын
I sexually identify as a Velociraptor. -clever Girl-
@matthewmac57876 жыл бұрын
I *AM* welsh O_O
@CrashFan036 жыл бұрын
That's the point of the joke. I'm a sheep dragon man too.
@matthewmac57876 жыл бұрын
@@CrashFan03 hello from conwy :P
@sirknave47945 жыл бұрын
3:24 Me at Dunkin’ Donuts: *Wizard Voice* GIVE ME YOUR STRONGEST KNOCKOUT POTION employee: so decaf
@thatfooltheycallweaver11246 жыл бұрын
5:32 This entire list describes Loki from Marvel. I'm such a nerd. Edit: *geek (Forgot there was a difference)
@IamaPERSON6 жыл бұрын
Nerds are people that are smarter than the average person. And if you're an average person reading this, you're a rose: beautiful, but have flaws (a.k.a thorns)
@theoneandonlysassmasterkenobi6 жыл бұрын
Geek, you mean geek. Welcome we have ramen and pizza.
@IamaPERSON6 жыл бұрын
@@theoneandonlysassmasterkenobi as long as none of us are dorks, we're good
@theoneandonlysassmasterkenobi6 жыл бұрын
@@IamaPERSON I am dorky, I have an account where I sometimes pretend to be Kenobi... Am I kicked out?
@eeveestar68266 жыл бұрын
Nerd= Maths, Science, Geography ect Geek= A fandom of any kind
@iwanttodie73585 жыл бұрын
Confession time: I never call any one pronouns like he, she, him, her, they, or them. Everyone's just dude, child, or earthling.
@nonexistent794 жыл бұрын
Same. Or “the bois”
@JeremySmith-ve2ur6 жыл бұрын
Technically: Dude Guy and Sir are gender neutral terms. In the military a woman of higher rank than you is called sir just like a man would be. In a similar spirit: Nancy Magot Numnuts Grunt And Pissant Are also gender neutral.
@unseasonecookie82116 жыл бұрын
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES ARE ABOUT TO GIVE UP!!!!!: Me: CAN I PLEASE JUST SLEEP FOR LIKE AN HOUR? Brain: No, YOU MUST BE RE-REGISTERED AT SCHOOL, GO TO THERAPRY AT 2(PM) AND PLAY EVERY SINGLE CHAT ROOM IN MYSTIC MESSENGER!!!!! IF YOU GO TO SLEEP, YOU WILL MISS CALLS FROM YOOSUNG!!!!! me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@GymLeaderBee6 жыл бұрын
#relateable :D
@deamoncastor73076 жыл бұрын
It's okay, you can sleep if you really need to.
@Ann-Abel5 жыл бұрын
The internet is the only way people with anxiety can talk normally because being confronted about a mistake when being completely anonymous to everyone else is much better then being confronted when everyone knows who you are. Thanks for listening to my mini rant
@TheKnocturne5 жыл бұрын
F is for friends who don't even exist U is for ur alone N is for not having any friends at all Here in the deep blue sea
@tulsatrash3 жыл бұрын
It's weird hearing things I've heard you read out loud, now performed in whisper mode. I approve and well done.
@udlrfbak6 жыл бұрын
i don't know what ASMR is but the loud whispering is nice for watching videos at night with speakers and hearing loss
@phoenixisagoof50675 жыл бұрын
“English water” Honestly as a British person who drinks TRUCK LOADS Of tea I gotta say, yeah pretty much that’s true.
@irishuisman14504 жыл бұрын
why the fuck did I read this with a British accent in my head I'm Dutch I learned most of my English from watching American youtubers and playing American games I sound American when I speak English I've read all the previous comments with my usual American accent _This comment radiates such immense British energy that it fucking affected my inner voice_
@celticangel32636 жыл бұрын
love everything u do, can't wait for the next humans are space orks story (also kinda want it as a comic/manga then become cartoon/anime ) keep up the great work :D
@spyder9766 жыл бұрын
I just now realized how much your voice reminds me of John Mulaney's, and that's part of why you can sound really funny. I wanna hear you say "Hello, gentlemen, how are you today?" Because I'm pretty sure I'd burst out laughing.
@AlyBr5 жыл бұрын
I'm not an ASMR fan but figured I could handle it... *NOPE!!* My whole body shuddered and I smacked my knee on the dining table. Never thrown my headphones down so fast!
@nancymansour99146 жыл бұрын
5:05 it's better when you remember that the Krusty Krab was designed off of a lobster trap. so it literally IS the Krusty Trap.
@thedamsnackbarnightllama53026 жыл бұрын
That What's New Pussycat bit reminded me of this one John Mulany skit. The one with the diner.
@celerystick80115 жыл бұрын
YOUR TODOROKI IMPRESSION IS AMAZING!!!!!!!! OH. MY. GODS!
@ortamatama54796 жыл бұрын
Is most of the text post blurry or is it just my eyes.
@goldfish65256 жыл бұрын
No, it's blurry.
@Walking.Cadavers5 жыл бұрын
It's not just you
@nell60444 жыл бұрын
i have it on highest resolution and i still can’t read it
@pocketsizedviking45555 жыл бұрын
3:08 so, on the topic of coffee, I'm pretty sure everyone knows of the americano coffee well it turns out that there's actually a canadiano coffee! the canadiano is 3 shots of expresso and the rest drip coffee . . . perfect for college students and halarious,perfect,amazing voice actor youtubers
@didyouknowbathtubsarejustr53706 жыл бұрын
*Ding Dong this is so wrong*
@isaacdenley19226 жыл бұрын
Showers are domestic rain bibbidy bobbidy back the f**k up
@IamaPERSON6 жыл бұрын
*But not as wrong as expanding dong*
@meegle.teedle5 жыл бұрын
I always watch these once a day to cheer myself up.^^
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa7905 жыл бұрын
4:01 Oh shit! This one time I was having overflowing feelings of love with someone for hours. They weren't with me, but it was the best high. Then I had a hallucination. Like, a bad one where I was seeing multiple faces and people were watching me and stuff. I figured that my "love trip" had caused it, but none of the doctors I had seen for it (to make sure I was ok) told me about this!
@lucasblaise116 жыл бұрын
Your whispering Makes it wayyyyy better!!! It's like im possessed by ridiculous demons. Or angels that make me laugh! It's so good!!!
@Al_Marie6 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who sang along when it got to *"dOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA"* ?
@deamoncastor73076 жыл бұрын
Nope.
@shinypaintf5886 жыл бұрын
3:44 i find it impossible not to laugh at that perfect joke, i've read it several times and it still makes me laugh.
@JaneAria6 жыл бұрын
Can just continuously say tootooroo (two-two-rue) Or annoy everyone while feeling better by saying niko niko nii
@alexlavoie68565 жыл бұрын
0:43 Just so you know, every time I look at cauliflower now, I say 'albino broccoli' and I haven't said cauliflower since I've seen this video. My 7 year old cousin now says 'albino broccoli' as well. I may have a problem😂
@jagirl9666 жыл бұрын
These cheer me up so much. I think "God creates things" is my favorite. I wish there were more, but I have been told, it will not continue. 😑 🤔 🤔 Maybe we can start one in the comments section? Sadly, I am not clever enough to think of a good one. My home state would be an easy 1st target.
@jagirl9666 жыл бұрын
What is my home state? You may ask. Illinois
@theazurgirls6 жыл бұрын
@@jagirl966 same...
@goldenstripes32965 жыл бұрын
So I don’t like asmr and I was unnerved when the whispering began but after a little I found that I actually really like it! It was super relaxing so idk whether I’ve been lying to myself and I do actually like asmr or whether it’s just this one video. It’s probably just this one video tho cause I really like Seymor’s voice.
@Rose-wy6og6 жыл бұрын
14:03 literally 'we are number one' but Pokemon after they're done pointing fingers.
@thething27235 жыл бұрын
I love all the voices you do!!
@thething27235 жыл бұрын
I'm am now convinced this is John mulaney running a KZbin channel for fun
@CrazedSmiles6 жыл бұрын
The "anxiety is an excuse" person has the same energy as "anxiety = narcissism"
@MosdrasTheLight6 жыл бұрын
This was nice. I had a good morning giggle
@MrAlasador6 жыл бұрын
5:20 I would like to think that they started a petition to change the street name to Belly Rub Ln.
@crowl_Alluion5 жыл бұрын
3:35 I for a good 30 seconds, stopped eating my cereal just to think about that
@manicpixiedreamhurl036 жыл бұрын
So on Monday I watched all of My Street Season 6 that’s out so far cause I was behind so I decided to binge the rest of Starlight and Angels Fall cause my friend was bugging me to finish it so I did and I have NEVER cried so much in a LLOOOOONNGG time!
@honeybeetmr93986 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch a video I smile like hell and try to do it along with p.m.seymour. You rock travis
@hayleeh185 жыл бұрын
Mom: “so what did you need me to get from the store?” Me: “the uhhh.... plastic.. paper... jacket things.” Mom: “...sheet protectors?” Me: “yeah those!”
@Zephyeran6 жыл бұрын
16:02 "There are no words to describe what I am, mortal" - Me, just now, alone at 9:57pm
@MHEmpire16 жыл бұрын
The part about why humans don’t have animal parts is a big source of conflict in RWBY. Go watch it, it’s a great show.
@inkypavus67496 жыл бұрын
Lord his voice is so nice. Idk why but it's so calming to listen to. ☺
@bamenoyadvance60496 жыл бұрын
“And no to Leo” Well then •-•
@WHATTHEHELL6662 жыл бұрын
16:02 A screaming turquoise and magenta macaw and a discombobulated brontosaurus.
@ryldmeh2516 жыл бұрын
16:36 ok can someone explain to me how he got her to double FLORA WITH THAT MUCH DAMAGE PER HIT?! Seriously her resistance is insanely high
@PMSeymour6 жыл бұрын
Gladly~ Celica was backed with Triple Brazen Attack boosts, which adds 21 pts of damage to her already 49 attack power, the combined 70 can outclass most high res users, and for extra certainty, during that move, she triggered Glimmer as well, so BAM, Flora stood no chance
@ryldmeh2516 жыл бұрын
P.M. Seymour thanks! and what have you done that’s so broken
@wafflescuresadness5 жыл бұрын
Pat whispering these made me laugh even more than I already was
@Demonsmith426 жыл бұрын
No the 21st century equivalent of haveing a picture of a girl in a locket is haveing a picture ofe them as your homescreen and than haveing another one for your lock screen
@cosmickestral33045 жыл бұрын
1:15 me and my brother were talking about Marvel and I was trying to say how I’ve seen wolverine but couldn’t think of his name so started just spitting out random related words. My brother still makes fun of me for saying “Knife bone metal fingers”
@genreofa5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, my friend once called wrists “hand ankles”
@rakanaljanobi18426 жыл бұрын
12:32 HOW DID IT TAKE ME THAT LONG TO FIGURE IT OUT THAT THAT WAS REFERENCE TO ALL STAR I SING THAT EVERY GODDAMN DAY BECAUSE IM A WALKING DEAD MEME
@vinnytheyeen5 жыл бұрын
6:05 You are bad guy, but that doesn't make you a bad guy.
@potatofamine2396 жыл бұрын
10:01 it doesn't help when you realize that salt it a mixture of two highly poisonous chemicals yet is completely harmless.
@devilishjester77186 жыл бұрын
2:28 hey, don't lose your head over something like that 2:36 len: you rang?
@samf41125 жыл бұрын
10:38 is the best. Like, a John Mulaney Riddler. I am *stoked.* I wish something like this would exist. Please.
@Ren_He-They4 жыл бұрын
At 2:00 the feelings hookers thing you can actually pay a hooker just to listen to you cry your eyes out
@_marshP4 жыл бұрын
6:18 ey wait a minute (sorry its kinda hard to type with one hand,i'm eating crinkles)
@apieceoftoast42676 жыл бұрын
8:40 Am I the only one who thought the whispering was strangely fitting for that post?
@rileyswiftfoot61776 жыл бұрын
I was trying to find the post i left off on and i stopped on the "RANDY YOUR STICKS" post and all I hear is quiet screaming
@enderfire1st_4046 жыл бұрын
7:16 this shit is by far the funniest to me.
@ponpabom99136 жыл бұрын
The asmr part to me just feels like a sleepover when everyone is whispering so the parents don’t know they’re still awake, even though they always know because they did it when they were kids too.
@ThatBoyLevente6 жыл бұрын
So...everyone I know will survive the titanic but me... this is.. Very... unsettling.
@alexandrajones10026 жыл бұрын
I broke when the ASMR started and I’m laughing hysterically.
@sheevpalpatine11055 жыл бұрын
me:*sips on coffee the first time of the day* *angle choir* *heavenly light fills the room* *bob ross smiles* *a fresh breeze flows through my hair* *obame is there* me: i see the truth
@RX-SM-V2.026 жыл бұрын
NOOOO HOW DARE YOU I FINALLY FINISHED BLEACHING MY MIND OF SCHOOL DAYS AND YOU BROUGHT IT BACK
@DReivenn556 жыл бұрын
I also live by cat terms. But less demanding or concieted.
@Kei-po7nc5 жыл бұрын
I'm not an asmr person and skipped most of that section, but I managed to catch the asmr "RANDY YOUR STICKS" Thank you P.M.
@MrGermandeutsch6 жыл бұрын
cool, but where's my cookie, Seymour? Do I really need to *_sey-moar_* of your videos to finally get rewarded?
@deamoncastor73076 жыл бұрын
Here you go. 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
@IamaPERSON6 жыл бұрын
@@deamoncastor7307 now that was sweet
@deamoncastor73076 жыл бұрын
@@IamaPERSON Thank you!
@IamaPERSON6 жыл бұрын
@@deamoncastor7307 no, thank you for being nice
@MrGermandeutsch6 жыл бұрын
This is the perfect Community!
@dayc0re_violet6 жыл бұрын
The person at 9:52 who said kill your double...Yeah I am pretty sure they are a welcome to nightvale fan-
@Spiraljonathangenderfluid6 ай бұрын
I agree that was definitely a Nightvale reference
@nowylover21386 жыл бұрын
3:40 I don't have anxiety Lucky me I also don't have depression Also, lucky me I'm also a pre-teen which may explain a lot
@henrytanael5 жыл бұрын
I once accidentally sang the 'if you bite it and you die' post as a version of 'if your happy and you know it clap your hands.'
@celticangel32636 жыл бұрын
btw would u be interested in a wooden carving, if u are what animal (real or mythical) would u prefer and what size (in metric) and yes i know it is unlikely that P.M.Seymour will read this
@kelly_seastar6 жыл бұрын
Once I was writing and forgot what a faucet was called so I called it a mini waterfall machine
@SergioPerez-vm8zw6 жыл бұрын
Elbow
@deamoncastor73076 жыл бұрын
(whispers) Arm knee.
@mocn6 жыл бұрын
I love your tumblr videos plus I love asmr, I enjoyed this video alot
@1145223bena6 жыл бұрын
Ok Iv been meaning to ask this, but what the frostbite is ASMR?
@IamaPERSON6 жыл бұрын
I think it was Auditory Sensory Mental Reaction, but I'm not sure
@theoneandonlysassmasterkenobi6 жыл бұрын
People hitting and doing weird things with objects to get specific sounds to be picked up by their mic, for some reason a lot of asmr videos contains the sound of people eating(?)
@beholdnonsense51006 жыл бұрын
People with asmr (autonomous sensory meridian response) have this odd tingly feeling when they hear certain sounds. Usually these are sounds of people whispering really close to the mic, cutting blocks of kinetic sand, and others that have a soft scraping or tapping sound. It changes from person to person I think, and not everyone has it.
@IamaPERSON6 жыл бұрын
@@beholdnonsense5100 THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS! Thanks for clearing that up.
@beholdnonsense51006 жыл бұрын
@@IamaPERSON I live to please 🤗
@mitsu23236 жыл бұрын
Love your vids man 😁
@esppupsnkits45606 жыл бұрын
I need a hug. Can I have a hug please
@akrinornoname27696 жыл бұрын
*hugs*
@esppupsnkits45606 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@IamaPERSON6 жыл бұрын
@@esppupsnkits4560 no, you can have two hugs! *Hugs*
@esppupsnkits45606 жыл бұрын
I am a PERSON tankies
@deamoncastor73076 жыл бұрын
*Have all the hugs for the world* (grows to the size of the Empire State building and comes in for the killer hug)
@LeonArtona6 жыл бұрын
2:05 - 2:19 Me, as Leo: Aw what, come on why did I-*realizes the joke* OH, YOU SON OF A-
@thecartooncreatorsnightmar47716 жыл бұрын
When is tumblr going to die
@assassin37526 жыл бұрын
TUMBLR WILL NEVER DIE BUT YOU WILL!!!!!!
@WisdomCatto6 жыл бұрын
Uh....... never????
@assassin37526 жыл бұрын
@@WisdomCattoNEVER EVER!!!
@spanish29276 жыл бұрын
It dies like in 5 days
@ladyofnature83846 жыл бұрын
I won't
@NightcoreBrawler5 жыл бұрын
Watching this in the new year... And P.M. Seymour can literally sound like a Psycho from the Borderlands series