[SFM] DO NOT FIST ANDROID GIRLS

[@Engineer_The_Father]

I have no word..

[@medicfromtf2]

Oh god no...

[@Benrey_real69hehe]

@@medicfromtf2 hi twin :D

[@someone6754]

I have one:what the?

[@Engineer_The_Father]

​@@someone6754 do not mention about it

[@seansoloff7499]

Engineer…you mind explaining?…CAUSE IM ENGINEERING MY FUCKIN LIMIT!!!

[@Omnywrench]

"You give up a few things... chasing a dream."

[@voidvon-1210]

-Silver

[@36jbf-as031lb]

- John Silver, Treasure Planet

[@wolfluva24]

Nope best comment hands down you win sir

[@alexello1189]

Fucking goated movie. Hate that Disney sabotaged the release and the only reason it was made was cause Eisner forced them to make the whole Disney renaissance before letting them do their dream project.

[@Gacha-RNG]

the fact that someone already animated that in sfm is gold

[@jimmybob7873]

Instruction unclear. Fist stuck in toaster.

[@holden1259]

Yeah, got my hand stuck inside of a car

[@fennec_fox_studios]

Lmao

[@menacingpyro2005]

Hey the scout on my team has the same problem but instead with his nether regions

[@fennec_fox_studios]

@@menacingpyro2005 get medic and saw off. His dick and then medigun

[@Lamplaavaa420]

What instructions were we suppose to follow becaus I fisted my blender I now have just one hand after that

[@Agente6231]

TF2 Engineer x Dispenelope = Mimi-Sentry Well, now we know who manufactured Mimi-Sentry.

[@hpcodeon_new]

Engineer made dispenelope

[@hpcodeon_new]

So the anim is just incest😭🙏

[@Justice2-6]

Yep. Seems acurate

[@Agente6231]

@@Justice2-6 👌🏼

[@Cysco8575]

​@@hpcodeon_new he build the wife and then the duaghters

[@Scoutdoingadance]

“You lose a few things.” The wise words of a rookie engineer when he originally didn’t have the gunslinger.

[@AlexHouston-ow9ff]

I like how she isn't even weirded out or disgusted by the rule 34 stuff, she was just like "I appreciate the thought, Just figured I'd warn you to be careful."

[@nameless......................]

i mean, tbf, rule34 states "if it exists, or can be imagined, there is porn of it, no exceptions", so it was inevitable anyway

[@idkidc-qe9vx]

@@nameless...................... I... AM INEVITEABLE -Jack black Thanos

[@orangegibusgaming]

I mean, its a machine, and machines are made to follow human commands

[@nameless......................]

also, people being horny for androids isn't that bad when you remember that slime_rancher (222) raid_shadow_legends (92)

[@MalcomCotie]

​@@idkidc-qe9vx wat -tf2 spy

[@tuxedeoboi9155]

PSA: Your human hand might get injured if you try to fist a android girl. Engineer: Hey look buddy, i'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like what is beauty. Cause that would fall under the purview your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.

[@tdubheck]

Or get a razorback and put it on your hand

[@Fidus27]

Like how i’m gona touch a transmute dispenser milf without a hand injurys?

[@Pain_train_wielder]

@@tdubheckonly works for one use, though

[@Dispencerhere]

For instance how do you get the big mean muther-hubbard coming for me superflourshy new behind?

[@Rafael-vy5vg]

"and thus is why I invented the gunslinger"

[@catlord2395]

*CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* ***CRUNCH*** YYYYEEEEOOOOWWWCCHH

[@dandu3631]

"Italian man what happened!?"

[@joaodesouzaleitejoao8134]

I HAVE BROKEN MY FUCKIN HAND NOISE AHHHHHHH

[@dandu3631]

@@joaodesouzaleitejoao8134 "HOW-"

[@OriginalCommunist]

*flintstoneyeowch.mp3*

[@prescilafernandez3969]

Unfortunately, this one does not have Handbars.

[@brandont5264]

You know, Engi cut off his own arm to put the gunslinger. He didn't have to, he just did.

[@loopyloon5401]

Nah, that wasn't intentional, he lost it when he wasn't prepared for the first attempt.

[@NovaBugDrayosix]

@@loopyloon5401 No it was intentional, it's actually in the TF2 lore that he cut off his own hand just to replace it with the gunslinger :), no relation to fisting android girls canonically though, nice meme though

[@animaster2023]

One of the MANY reasons why Engineer is one of my favorite TF2 characters.

[@jeffukarosta4500]

Engineer with the gunslinger: LET'S DO THIS TEXAS STYLE

[@jaquelinesia372]

'' clank clank clank clank'' ahh comment

[@GD_Time]

​@@jaquelinesia372CRACK YEAOOOOOOOOOOW

[@roninparker]

That's how he got it

[@ADcommenter]

Some people would think its weird since he made them, which might make them his daughters. But hey, they're just fuckin' robots.

[@Spade948]

​@NearlyEpoint *YEEEEEEE*

[@Fist1234-iy5jq]

In fact, the engineer was repairing the dispenser.

[@Acepilot8Gaming]

@@Fist1234-iy5jq it definitely got repaired

[@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly]

He is clearly going to be refilling her. 🤣

[@sunflowerjesuspodcast2671]

@@Fist1234-iy5jq well shet

[@mipequenochef1148]

Bro you have fist in your name We know what you were actually doing Engie

[@humanoidwolf]

@@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly Merasmus has already done that with uzi .

[@anythinggoes9635]

Dispenser? *I hardly know her!*

[@marcusfrankvieiravieira1589]

Hahaha! Comedy.

[@areaxisthegurkha]

Care to explain my primate brain this joke?

[@Lupin_the_second]

@@areaxisthegurkha ok so "Clear throat" Hohoho haaaahaha umn monkey

[@bestboisoupsoup]

@@areaxisthegurkha now I'm not a native speaker of the English language, but I believe that's [implication of adultery expressed through casual - often understood as irony - statement of denial]

[@redstonewarrior0152]

@@areaxisthegurkha Dispenser Dispense her It's kinda like saying harassment? But her ass meant the world to me!

[@Brutalyte616]

To clarify, the Engineers robotic hand is an alternate melee weapon called the Gunslinger. Equipping it gives the Engineer a bit of extra health, and it trades in his regular sentry for a mini-sentry that builds quicker and costs less metal than the regular sentry, but it has lower overall stats and cannot be upgraded. A lot of animators like to use it as a cosmetic choice for their Engineer models, because it looks pretty awesome. There's also another alternative weapon called the Short Circuit that replaces the Engineer's pistol, and causes his model's hand to turn into a kind of sci-fi weapon that shoots blasts of electricity that destroy projectiles like rockets and bombs.

[@enzo2010dx]

What 7, almost 8 years without updates does to a community:

[@BOT_CORP]

*_Rules were made to be broken, Dispenelope_*

[@parker-boy98]

Dispenelope?

[@Koshian_Adzuki]

@@parker-boy98That’s her name

[@CBCrusader]

DONT BRING THAT BACK UP AGAIN

[@RayOfSunlight984]

@@BOT_CORP That's the opposite of what rules were made for

[@NoodleCan-nc5ms]

"ENGI, IT'S A ROBOT ENGI YOU CAN'T" "SOLDIER, THERE'S NO LAWS AGAINST THE DISPENSER LADIES, SOLDIER I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT"

[@JasonRandle-lw5np]

So your implying that engi is gonna do something very controversial with his daughters?

[@average-art3222]

​@@JasonRandle-lw5np two are minor's, the others are mature milf and sassy twin teenagers. What do you think dispenser is built to be.

[@Armyofusa2]

The joker and Batman Pokémon reference

[@Cysco8575]

​@@average-art3222Dispenelope is the mother figure of the building girls so she pretty much could be Engie's companion rather than one of his robot daugthers despite being created by him.

[@Heavy_Poot]

@@average-art3222uhhhhhhhhh repair them with the hand?

[@FanesGaming]

Im gonna do it batman NO Joker dont do it IM GONNA FUCKIN DO IT BATMAN NOOO

[@Overseer3590]

There’s no laws against androids Batman!

[@vancouver9672]

​@@Overseer3590 I can do whatever I want.

[@Sandwichs5]

Oh no

[@mrmosasazilla8553]

It's just an android Joker !!!

[@AntonioLucas.1717]

*lupbonney and joker war flashbacks

[@Captain_Rex_0rder66]

"The fuck happened to B1 Battle Droids over the past 7 years ,Wolfe and Gregor are going to go insane"

[@Easpirts]

My exact question but I’m not complaining

[@Peomix1]

As a person who is an android and 4 hands, this is a totally win

[@aquilesgarciaperez5918]

Hello There!

[@Iron-qs6ek]

General kenobi!

[@Oof666bruh]

"MY FISTS, THEY ARE MADE OF STEEL!!!" -heavy weapons guy

[@average-art3222]

"but yours aren't connected to your joint, like this one." *Engineer showing off his gunslanger to gunfister*

[@Oof666bruh]

@@average-art3222 *and while engineer was distracted talking to heavy, a spy unphases and saps dispenser-chan*

[@average-art3222]

​@@Oof666bruh *anime moaning sound intensifies*

[@humanoidwolf]

​@@average-art3222Merasmus orgasims (Merasmus happy wizard noises) Merasmus is going round 5 😅

[@nameless......................]

​@@average-art3222engi, why did you make her into electrostimulation?

[@HANZ-RICHTOFEN]

"All it takes is the will of a single man." -Vladimir Makarov

[@UnitedStatesEnclave4]

And one hand

[@uberpwner48]

A single man(iac)...

[@bloodbrawler1438]

The loop makes it look like dispenser lady gets rebooted and has to do the PSA everytime

[@JamesFletcher-g7v]

And then gets fisted again and again.

[@julienmartin8781]

“Spy’s a sapping my dispenser!” Me:”Hahahahaha!”

[@fireblast133]

she keeps making the annoucement cause all the excitement causes a reboot, and she forgets she made it.

[@LoneHermit]

Considering how I simp for GLaDOS, and you put her voice on Dispenser Lady... You crafted my kryptonite... And the fact that I'm naturally attracted to women older than me makes it worse...

[@Final-Quota]

Are you ok?

[@LoneHermit]

@@Final-Quota It's been a month, yeah I'm better.

[@MedicGaming-pb4yj]

Agree with your second part, ain’t no simp for glados tho

[@Coggle_001]

SIMP.

[@atlas.from.portal2]

People simp for GLaDOS?

[@I_am_the_person_who_asked]

What the fuck engineer…

[@RaulSaguier]

What a sigma

[@teringo-e4e]

@@RaulSaguier kid

[@RaulSaguier]

@@teringo-e4e 💀✌️

[@EndlessChaos303]

....is my father drunk or something....or did I really find out why they get along so well?

[@seansoloff7499]

@@EndlessChaos303 I don’t wanna fuckin know

[@aetherofthewindsofdestruct9866]

As a Wise man once said "SAXTON HAAAAALLEEEE"

[@YoungSmith1]

@@aetherofthewindsofdestruct9866 nah, he doesn't fist, he punch

[@urisvkeu]

the last thing she will see is saxton hale charging at her with murderous intents

[@Void-018]

SAXTON AAAIL now available in your local grocery stores

[@jovel3504]

PROPERTY DAMAGE!

[@humanoidwolf]

@jovel3504 (steals the life force from Saxton hale) u would be a great collection for Merasmus now zombie Saxton hale kill them all no mercy on both teams.

[@thegriffithwolf7071]

As Dell would say, "Let's do this Texas style"!

[@windowsvista3193]

“Can I have some water?” (1 minute later) *trips while sitting down with water*

[@nathaniel5157]

*clank* *clank* *clank* YEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWCH

[@teringo-e4e]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS

[@kalais5022]

Nahhh he learnt from the first time around 😂

[@isaaclee3271]

Engineer: *flexing robot arm* "I know better now..."

[@marksman0076]

Wow she did a full 180 there. I’m a little conflicted since I always see dispenser lady as a seiso mother

[@emperorfaiz]

As a wife, that's a different story.

[@SenKichita]

​@@emperorfaizdid you really not realize what his pfp is? 💀💀

[@edwardbo4666]

@@SenKichita roadhogs belly?

[@B1az3Fa1z]

Instruction unclear. Arm is now stuck in a vacuum.

[@juliusray-v9x]

Even if it means a loss of a hand, ill just get Gunslinger if my real hand gets removed, so i dont see a risk at all. A win-win in my book.

[@EmiyaCG]

Good thing they call me “Iron Fist”

[@pufferfish4450]

"I'M GONNA LAY YOU OUT!", fits this well.

[@TheNightmareAngelYT]

That ending part tho! Oh my, how lewd! **spy snorting noises**

[@zomhuman6270]

Imagine how it must feel to get crit every 3rd hit god that must be bliss

[@nameless......................]

either bliss or "DISPENSER DOWN" depending on if the crits multiply damage like normal or change what is multiplied depending on the cirCUMstance (badum tss)

[@John_necron]

Instructions unclear. Hand stuck in seraptekh heavy construct.

[@tenuredsky7426]

The sweetest are always the freakiest Honestly, my fav model of the series next to the TP Twins

[@ATSF874]

“I solve practical problems”

[@seansoloff7499]

“Modern problems require modern solutions”

[@jeffrey4359]

I’m starting to feel like the only normal person in the many communities I have joined

[@-Metalblaster-]

As someone who aside from tf2 is fan of several games including ULTRAKILL , I feel you.

[@jordanmatthews1466]

You very well may be.

[@Roland_Furioso-z27]

@@-Metalblaster- we ultra killers are probably insane (and horny) all the time

[@AZOOZ1100KSA]

Same bro

[@roninparker]

​@@-Metalblaster-judgement

[@omegaleonidasxv3693]

I know everyone is making memes but can we stop and appreciate the transition between the start and end cause dang that was clean.

[@TheAlvinbeast]

I really like how Engineer’s hand is all mechanical now 😂

[@robloxian-craft1941]

The funniest thing in the world is the self awareness of any fictional being Change my mind YOU CANT

[@scormern]

The funny thing is(and also the best part), since she's a dispenser, her heal beam will constantly heal and re-energize you and refill your "ammo" 😏

[@nameless......................]

fair.

[@lucid_dream2058]

Nah cause that's crazy to say

[@T29Heavy]

Thank you just what i needed to see in my feed

[@emperorfaiz]

Glad I could help

[@joetheturtle7768]

“Ya give up a few things, chasing a dream…”

[@Celticjamz]

I can already hear that cat in the mic saying “WOULD”

[@GentlemanDuckEdits6539]

There are no laws against the android girls Batman

[@billmnt7174]

Joker don’t do it

[@GentlemanDuckEdits6539]

@@billmnt7174 You already know what I’m gonna do to that thing Batman

[@xenoflame191]

​@@billmnt7174I'M GONNA DO IT BAT-

[@fenocine]

@@xenoflame191 NOOOOO

[@humanoidwolf]

@@fenocine what did Merasmus just witness.

[@WesleyTRVOfficial]

WE'RE GONNA ERECTIN' DISPENSERS WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@jovel3504]

Erectin' on a dispenser YIIIIII HAW!..

[@Notakrinenispy]

ERECT IN A DISPENSER 🗣️🔥🔥

[@tcmcdonald]

E R E C T I N D I S P E N S E R S

[@humanoidwolf]

@@WesleyTRVOfficial erecting Merasmus magic

[@gamingamalgam1197]

Man those footsteps are the same ones from the old fnaf animations with very inaccurate models that takes me back

[@GUNMAN-y1w]

I slowly scrolled down expecting a jump scare

[@TIGERyt20]

The surface wishes to have women too, but his strange existence avoids his connection of women, the surface is sad.

[@wolfheart5431]

"Unless your prepeared" *Robotic right Hand twists around* Oy Engi keep it down will you 😅

[@ArachnidsGrip15]

Engineer, yea I’m ENGINEER’N MAH F*CKIN LIMIT! -Engineer

[@eternity303.]

Same engi, same

[@Lamplaavaa420]

Engineer, but dispenser her

[@Falkaster]

*engie reveals mechanical hand* "a small price to pay"

[@RodrigoMacielCosta]

Don't lie to us, Engie. That was not preparation. That was consequence.

[@Reiplushy1724]

Just like the guy with his fist stuck in a toaster, my hand is stuck in my pc

[@Geebagninja]

**uses gunslinger** "For mini sentries, right?" "Ye" The real reason:

[@M9ff1nD4ck8r]

Whoever voiced dispencer lady needs a god dayum oscar😭

[@The_officialstarlow_2019]

It's a custom voice I think

[@M9ff1nD4ck8r]

o

[@randomyoutubeenjoyer6010]

*clanking intensifies

[@emperorfaiz]

Let's do this Texas style!

[@Crosshair_0]

Bloody hell!! Spy Give me my Loch-n-load!

[@Arsonistic_Feminist]

​​@@Crosshair_0 hear ya go *gives him the loch-n-load* Spy wasn't here i am...kabooey him

[@cieloortiz5567]

YEOUOUOCH

[@eggy6815]

“You give up a few things… chasing a dream”

[@malofox1650]

Instructions unclear. Do not fist, or do not fist fight? Because i will lose ether way.

[@AMiniSentry]

Haha, jokes on you! I’m a sentry, so I’ll be fine >:)

[@Your_usual_pyro]

(=

[@lightnighl7220]

OAO THAT "unless your prepared" line was well delivered owo jesus

[@galodetenis1043]

When bro said "hard as a rock", i didnt think it was literal 💀

[@garbage-bin]

*eyes toaster with suspicous intent* You better not pull this on me.

[@MegaChibirobo]

"I thought I wanted an android girlfriend... but I know BETTER now..."

[@OneColdRepublican]

4th LAW OF ROBOTICS: *wear protection*

[@nseven1117]

from the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel

[@orobogamer3.040]

Praise the omnnishiah

[@aguynamedTechno]

Anyways, just applied for a job to be an engineer with the capability of making sentient robots. Wish me luck!

[@PAPYRUS2763]

Tf2 community was left with out an update that it makes rehab look like the normal a cation

[@toastertech1181]

"that sign can't stop be, cause i can't read!"

[@JustDell2825]

Why does yt thinks this is an elder scrolls arena animation?

[@emperorfaiz]

How's that even possible?

[@JustDell2825]

@@emperorfaiz i dunno

[@mrbananaz3156]

the REAL reason engineer is missing a hand

[@Tiredchair]

Ohhh so thats how engineer got the gunslinger

[@ilovedogs5479]

Doesn’t matter if the robotic fist gets broken engineer can just make another one.

[@gabrote42]

Adapter releases next month. Complete modular protection, plug-n-play, mutually beneficial! No downsides! "I used to have prestige, Kevin" -Gray Mann Creator approved!

[@CyberTechMRT]

Blu spy with a sabotator waiting to dispenser-chan ends her apresentation:

[@realtrollface101]

Please do not the robot

[@Angrynood]

you mean knot the robot

[@realtrollface101]

@@Angrynood I don't mean that. I don't even know what that means. Probably some BDSM thing that involves rope. Honestly I don't even know what that acronym stands for specifically.

[@mrxnacho7925]

I can hear the sarcasm

[@realtrollface101]

@@mrxnacho7925 Well it must be from a different comment

[@humanoidwolf]

@@Angrynood don't pull your charger into her . Merasmus

[@Psrj-ad]

*CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* DISPENSER DISPENSER DISPENSER DISPENSER

[@Iron8127]

Instructions unclear: My hand is now stuck in Aigis for all eternity. Surgeons are still trying to find out how to fix that.

[@enigmaticphantom8389]

Guess you can say your hand got 'sealed'.

[@Iron8127]

@@enigmaticphantom8389 on the bright side, least i won't have to burn my bread all alone.

[@Orangearrow-s6j]

Don’t care a hand is a small sacrifice for the reward

[@RoadieDoh]

Good thing im ambidextrous and not afraid to lose one hand.

[@ForceANature.]

Need a Dispenser here!

[@morozongoidovich]

Nope.avi

[@lightwarlord4998]

"Dispenser going on" **Uncle Dane intro startup**

[@ForceANature.]

@@lightwarlord4998 Alright- Nah- Yeah, yeah that's a pretty good job

[@lightwarlord4998]

@@ForceANature. "Well, i guess that wil- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Spy ➡️🗿🥖 ➡️ Engineer

[@4mytii]

Scout is gods gift to women

[@isaiasaguirre342]

The community went from regecting the waifu mini sentry to embrassing the whole robot set

[@ContNou-t8l]

When a door closes Another one opens And we know what door we talking abt

[@Dafuq-P3DCalamity]

I will now proceed to engage with the male android opponents in combat.

[@screamingchild.1352]

Sometimes... you lose a few t'ings... chasing a dream.

[@Blade_Sensei]

Krillin from dragon ball ignored all warnings, and went in with something else entirely

[@idkidc-qe9vx]

okay, but once your hand gets absolutely atomized you can become engineer from tf2 with the gunslinger, this is why you SHOULD fist the animatronics.

[@Bloodbath_godzilla]

Did you know grass fels pain thats why the outside is dangerus

[@ugandaknuckle683]

The *Rules are meant to be broken, right?* Picture of Roxanne are kiling me

[@teringo-e4e]

wait, what does a flamethrower look like in android form?

[@capt.ward.]

Hmmmm🤔🤔 It's your imagination to think about it i guess

[@Charlie-mu5nm]

Somebody’s already made an android version of Sasha You may not have to wait long to see pyros flamethrower turned into one ::)

[@redstonewarrior0152]

Can we get scout as a robot girl? Asking for a friend.

[@yaboi1069]

its fire. just fire vaguely shaped like a person

[@mrxnacho7925]

Now I want to know...hope she's got a latex kink.......that may have ment to be in my head

[@Agente6231]

TF2 Engineer x Dispenelope = Mimi-Sentry Bueno, ahora sabemos quienes fabricaron a Mimi-Sentry.

[@RelSuguruGetoNotFake]

Need a DISPENSER HERE

[@epicfaceisawsome8171]

Say hello to the crit sticky dispenser woman thing

[@themadone3282]

You lose a few things, chasing a dream