[SFM] Meat VS Match

[@manny7289]

Script: Heavy: *screams* Pyro: *screams* *pyro rises up with shotgun* *gets punched by heavy* Heavy: Stop killing me, betch! *gets lit on fire* *demo waits for a match* Demo: MMMMYAAAAAAAAAAH *later nyaghigheda one* Demo:AHHHHM. *still waiting* Demo: What the fuck!? *match starts while player joins* Demo: Finally! Scout: Hi *demo twist head in 180 degrees* Demo: Huh? Scout: *with shortstop in hand* FUS RO DAH *pushes demo off cliff, while demo screams* Demo: NO! *rises* Demo: Nyuuuu *demo leaves game, scout sad, and gets aimed for a headshot* *bison soldier runs up* Soldier: ATAAAAAACK *fires bison* *bison travels at the speed of a snail* Soldier: *laughs* *sniper steps aside, laser going by him* soldier: well, back to the shotgun *gets shot by sleeper* Ow. Sniper: Piss off! *laughs* Sniper: *whispering* Get it? Piss off. Sniper: Sorry, mate, but this is the goodest weapon. look here. *shoots the sun, extinguishing it* *screen goes black* Soldier: Holy motherfucker! Sniper: Soldier! I cant see ya. Soldier: Yeahh.... Sniper: Just Kidding. HOOT H- *cuts to marausmus with broken tv* *marausmus hits tv* Marausmus: Foolish TV! I have to watch hentai, for fucks sake! *demoman joins game and crashes into tv* Marausmus: Thanks Demoman! Demoman: Youure welcome! *demo gives thumbs up* Holy shit this took some time.

[@MickyVideo]

Ohohoh, "Script". Is that some sort of English plate? Barely heard about it.

[@manny7289]

Micky ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

[@reigntter]

FUS RO DAAAAAAAAH

[@Kassandru]

Pin this, Micky.

[@burger-jd8cx]

Actually its thanks demoass, look in the captions

[@MickyVideo]

I think we can all agree where all the budget went on. Also, yes. I can animate. Truly unbelievable, I know right.

[@jonasciliento336]

This was one of the worst updates in my opinion and I even beta tested it When we were testing I really felt like a lot of the soul of tf2 had been sucked out because everyone just wanted to win They didn't care about having fun all they cared about was getting the highest level possible

[@tonithetiger6226]

damn

[@marcuswalker3409]

I love it!

[@basketbomberslackingson4417]

The video needs more punches... And punches... Did I forget to mention it needs more punches?

[@MazzaAzi]

pray to lord gaben 4 da tf2 frountline community update then

[@TheFoolishSamurai]

Vote Team Heavy, make Heavy cool again.

[@Akarawit_Aree]

Yeeeeahhhh!! vote him vote him vote him !!

[@coleredman3534]

+Akarawit Aree (Mr. Farmhome) besides pyro is alrdy overpowered enough

[@tsetita1]

HOOVY

[@someonewhosinafucktonoffan1656]

lmao even if you go complain about that pyro is still gonna win unless you score high in casual so high that least 10% is addee

[@someonewhosinafucktonoffan1656]

*added*

[@firebug7208]

We need more SFM videos like this

[@rebig5899]

Merasmus savage at 1:20 (turn on captions) 'I have to watch hentai,for fuck sake'

[@wolfofdiscord7092]

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[@merasmus9992]

"thanks DemoASS"

[@MarkCT42]

Sniff ... Sniff . Do I smell salt??

[@MickyVideo]

Stop, Engy. It's your body.

[@MarkCT42]

+Micky aww... Salt

[@3DylanStar]

I can Taste it

[@raiden5604]

got your body

[@brusa2971]

"Thanks, DemoAss!" ~Merasmus, 2016

[@calvinnarris3505]

"This is the coolest weapon!" I do I feel I've heard that somewhere?

[@calvinnarris3505]

*Why

[@lthrm]

I can't see ya. Yeah Just kiddin' *HOOT HOOOOOOOT*

[@AssassinDwarf]

Soldier: Holy motherfucker! Sniper: SOLDIER! I can't see ya. Soldier: yeeaahh. Sniper: Just kidding, *HOOT!!!!* Me: *What the fuck! What the fuck just happened!!!*

[@mercenarygundam1487]

FNAF reference happened.

[@AssassinDwarf]

I can already feel the cancer coursing through my veins.

[@ms.raposa2855]

+Armored mecha i dont get it

[@mercenarygundam1487]

Type fnaf jumpscares, lower your volume and you will get what I mean.

[@dog_boy5123]

Some Guy On KZbin oh now I get it

[@meowsandstuff]

"I have to watch Hentai, for fucks sake!"

[@jacplac97]

This speaks to me on a different level.

[@EEMMOsGaming]

"THANKS, DEMO ASS!" XD

[@raiser4068]

LOL

[@MisterCake]

Well.. back to the shotgun (Also, Welcome back Micky!)

[@Oliepolie]

It’s more like you think you’re gonna punch pyro, in reality he’s already burnt you

[@FlairTF2]

0:27 "What the fuck!?"

[@wolfiester]

21 mins ago i see...

[@kevki223]

flair!!

[@jacobmutti1528]

This is actually quite funny. I can't stop giggling. Well done.

[@manny7289]

This is the goodest sniper- Mr. Mundee

[@vissova]

Meanwhile, about _ten months_ later, still no Pyro update.

[@chaosinc.382]

the waiting time to get into games is so damn accurate.

[@Max-mv4wd]

soilder=well back to the shot gun Gun shot soilder= ow I can't spell

[@CaptainTransit]

Dude, you should totally enter next year's saxxy awards!

[@JokerForLife]

i feel the scout 0:33

[@briangreener9108]

now that pyro has won and getting a class pack in a future update. whats next? spy vs scout or soldier vs sniper?

[@johnnyminecraft8255]

0:40 Phase Rewind in a nutshell

[@Ahmadabdal_]

wow this is some top quality animation nice job bro

[@fishstyx5028]

Who would've known that it would be a whole year until the pyro update would actually release

[@jennyinutil2018]

why is this so good?

[@KapitanPazur1]

Wouldnt be bette rif the room with TV and Merasmus was that secret room from Warehouse/Brickyard?

[@hans6328]

Merasmus: FOOLISH TV! NOW I HAVE TO WATCH HENTAI, FOR FUCK'S SAKE! *semo falls from the sky* Merasmus: THANKS, DEMOASS! Demo: You're welcome! The funniest shit i watched this month

[@KapitanPazur1]

>"stop killing me bitch" That's accurate cos Pyro won with 6.3 million points when Heavy has almost 5 million.

[@lennard3436]

WHERE MY HENTAI?!

[@elementofsurprise5216]

"Holy mother FUCKER" was the best part (;-;)

[@inertiafinder5160]

ahhh the intro

[@undeniablelie8411]

Perverted Merasmus comes to life watching hentai for eternity.

[@alacan]

when are you going to upload?

[@lepotato9809]

Merasmus: I Have To Watch Hentai! For God's Sake! Merasmus: Foolish TV! Merasmus: Thanks DemoAss!

[@literallyanidiot2880]

Genowhirl70 and Micky had a point about meet (Vs) match update

[@andrewhainguyen]

I wonder how Valve would react if you entered this as a Saxxy

[@brasilball353]

Did someone noticed the heavy fliping a bird?

[@shtupidmate]

How do you do that pitch effect at the beginning? What's that called?

[@GoatyOfTheGOATs93]

Our names are awkward, sir..

[@kevinjm4839]

What is meme in end video?

[@stimkygringo8948]

0:48 moosic name pls?

[@alacan]

0:48 song?

[@TheRedTurtlez]

love it like always!

[@notsolid9561]

0:34 what do you call that push?

[@Mykolay]

0:57 Ow :c

[@ArtyIF]

this happens when you mix sfm and gmod, kids

[@tyleroros3858]

Great job!

[@bobcrafttheking2014]

1:03 Sorry mate! But this is the GOONER weapon!

[@spazeSGT]

0:48 ¿name of the song?

[@nalanala5037]

Idk

[@lieutenantdundee3916]

lol no #teampyro skrebs. We're winning by 12% so heavy basically has no chance now, how do you feel about this?

[@calvinnarris3505]

I feel fine as a scrub, as it's confirmed that both are getting updates, but the winner goes first.

[@MickyVideo]

*[Insert "Thank you" Gif here]*

[@calvinnarris3505]

+Micky Np

[@calvinnarris3505]

+Micky Great vids btw

[@audios9737]

TRUMP DID IT

[@Soul-co7ki]

You haven’t seen heavy update, demo.

[@lolripk]

ITS ALIVE

[@dewaffles8458]

it was pretty funny i liked it

[@lmaoayy1440]

New update : Now with dxlevel 80/81 you can't see unusuals BYE TF2

[@papajohnscena8777]

king raja was really pissed.

[@ms.raposa2855]

This video was fucking great!!!

[@heavyweaponsguy8568]

we fail ;-;

[@sovietheavy5500]

We will avenge brother

[@114hoivahosuhigb]

1:12 scariest jump scare ever

[@tatodziadekpl4289]

0:35 just in this moment my steam has instal a skyrim

[@SnowDouble]

Nice animation

[@foxtomson6508]

meet your match votes before:can't wait for it to come up! now:*grabs gaben* WhERe iS It?!?

[@shumin393]

if we replaced every weapon reskin with a new weapon it would like having half life 3

[@TheIdiotFr0102]

"Holy muther phuck"

[@l0l0uch47]

0:51 That engineer's bacon doesn't look that good...

[@patrik9328]

I know how u feel about this update like i do Nice video

[@creationrealm633]

Mmmmmmmmm. MUST RESIST. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! FIVE NIGHTS AT SIR SHOOTSALOT'S!!!

[@sasuzekekory6048]

nice job

[@crushinitdown]

Merasmus : I want to see hentai!

[@CLawManGameplaychannell]

Did anyone noticed that troll at 1:35 ??

[@Volsung0]

WHY HAVE I NOT SUBSCRIBED TO YOU YET!?

[@sndr_]

Why this isnt scout vs heavy for example?,i dont think pyro deserves any update for the phlog buff.

[@VintScratchX]

that what me and most of both teams thought it should of been Scout V Heavy update

[@Fenix-ve5bs]

"this isn't working" - XD

[@mariobros68]

Fenix 3198 Demoman:What the fuck?!

[@GoneFishingAway]

@@mariobros68 2 years later... Finally!

[@lepotato9809]

Piss Is A Good Weapon. -LeSniper2016

[@yrmosi]

I h a v e t o w a t c h h e n t a i

[@thecourier9648]

Porca troia, pensavo che oltre ad italianinja98 non ci fossero altri creatori sfm italiani :DIscritto!Una curiosità, per arrivare a questo livelli di editing di sfm ci vuole molta pazienza? È davvero così difficile come dicono?

[@MickyVideo]

Maybe. *Sniff* Maybe...

[@bluevoltahoge8695]

Heavy : STOP KILLING ME,BREETCH! -------------------------------------------------- "This isnt Working" Demo : WHAT THE FAWK!? -------------------------------------------------- MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-UUB -RAGEQUIT- ------------------------------------------------- that Blue Engi on the background 0:52 XD ------------------------------------------------- Favorite parts X,D

[@cricket4741]

seems accurate

[@emersongrey]

0:33 "What did you say, bitch?"

[@jetfin2]

Mikey what team are you in , pyro or heavy

[@MickyVideo]

Who is Mikey. If you were talking about me, Heavy.

[@jetfin2]

+Micky you know that pyro going to win do to it 6% higher than heavy %

[@MickyVideo]

Anime Inspector The amount of fucks I give is lower than my expectatives for the next update.

[@jetfin2]

+Micky ok you don't need to be mean about it

[@MickyVideo]

Anime Inspector The situation is just kinda maddening, to be honest.

[@alphasteelix9666]

You mean Merasmus is watching Boku no Pico?

[@depressurecooker6372]

"Foolish TV! I have to watch hentai, for fuck sake!" _Merasmus

[@Jojo_clowning]

Hoi em beek and im from the past to see the update

[@garrettoliva5154]

can anyone tell me why pyros winning

[@ayakaasama]

cause its the f2p favorite class

[@ayakaasama]

for tryhardin

[@flyingflyer9506]

Because not everyone has the same opinion

[@rubikskenneth7860]

Oh really? Tuff guy?

[@socialexile8424]

Accurate.

[@gracz24PL]

haha i love it XD :D

[@doublah1865]

and i thought yolojoe made bad sfms

[@mollyh2629]

In all honesty I would love heavy to win since we've already had a lot of things with Pyro, very rarely with heavy. Be nice a change.

[@flyingflyer9506]

We are going to get an update on both

[@armada5534]

Oh well this aged like milk lmao

[@h0llow.p0int]

😂😂😂 piss off best battuta ever 69-420 dc

[@jarenlanoria6366]

heavy weapons guy red funny prank😂😂😂

[@jeromegaming8670]

In 0:49 soldier is wearing a RAINBOW GIBUS

[@cico691]

meet your timefortress2 hoovy is god

[@Scrumpyboi]

Omg the number of ur subs

[@adityazulham3802]

guys in merasmus he say foolish tv i wanna watch hentai.hentai? what does it mean?

[@alexandersanchez5258]

Anime porn

[@mysticwaffle032]

micky gay

[@jayiltipoacaso3584]

demo with 2 eyes O.O demo con 2 occhi O.O

[@nansle9645]

Pyro sadly won why

[@gamevsthong4587]

1:20 when da hell TV have Hentai :)

[@Juddosm]

0:55 heh I get it and also you stole my joke

[@AudiDaddyVA]

Gibus scout too OP valve nerf it

[@calvinnarris3505]

Howabout we nerf the heavy again instead? Clearly because he has a minigun he must be nerfed, and the weakest class that only has a shotgun and the fastest speed clearly isn't strong enough(kill me, cough). So let's buff the crit a cancer again.

[@AudiDaddyVA]

+Sleepy Kirby ye nerf heavy too plz buff pyro back

[@calvinnarris3505]

FemScout Mann Co Tru 😏