Taunt Fortress 2 [SFM]

What if taunts in TF2 were all completely literal?
Music used:
Who Likes To Party- Kevin Macleod: • Who Likes to Party
Other Production Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound: www.epidemicsound.com

[@canadianbacon2693]

"Alrighty, then." E R E C T I N G A N A S S

[@Kavaile]

Dat sum gey shit dere but oke

[@art07091]

@@Kavaile You obviously didn't get the joke then.

[@mechateamleader4071]

Artorias of the Abyss 🖕🏻

[@AnUnconventionalBox]

Engineer gay confirmed.

[@art07091]

@Crescent Colors Engi is a funny person

[@allecsgaut8161]

2:23, Yeah that is actually something soldier would do.

[@jamesroad316]

he's a sick sick man

[@marybrown2920]

@@jamesroad316 Yeah

[@SirGruigiTheThird]

He must be guy who drafting people to Vietnam

[@errornoname23]

Shannon Christensen He’d just feed them and take them to live with his family in Russia. Heavys too pure to actually murder children. The only ones who would are Soldier, Pyro (it he saw them as something else.), Demo (when drunk.), Medic, and MAYBE Sniper if he was hired to. I feel like Spy and Engie are too sane to do that, Scout would have no reason to, Heavy is too pure, as said.

[@IDontKnow-fw7us]

He would more do 3:01

[@mattburrowes]

2:29 Okay but the fact Engie is carefully inspecting the blueprint

[@KristarkTravis11813]

Erectin an ass

[@Knee6811]

@@KristarkTravis11813*wrench hitting metal noises*

[@TyrannoKing]

@@Knee681117 seconds later..

[@Qwer-teaBinch]

​@@KristarkTravis11813 I almost choked when I heard that 😂

[@abrick.931]

3:17 a rare occasion of a gmod animator starting to make serious sfm animations

[@tutel156]

hes been mewing

[@namelessgp4495]

2:34 E R E C T I N A N A S S

[@towwong2822]

*ERECT IN AN ASS*

[@__grimmkind__]

Why i can't get erect. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@merasmuk2393]

There’s another comment similar to yours. And the comment was made 5 months ago while yours was made 4 months ago. Coincidence? I think not

[@no-mq5el]

On my captions it says he wrecked and asked

[@divinityarchive]

Erecting in an ass

[@lieutenantlettuce8306]

4:04 the bowling alley screen when you get a strike

[@IamaPERSON]

Or when you get a turkey!

[@lglopez1]

Lieutenant Lettuce lol true

[@Cemetery._Lady]

I hateeee that this is accurate lmao

[@galvetheirondragon1929]

I want this as a strike

[@pewpewman18]

You could do of easily had a “nobody:” there but you didn’t do that and I applaud you for that

[@IcefangGD]

0:50 i love how when heavy is snapping their necks the other pyros seem very calm about it

[@JihadGuy]

Cause thats their job

[@DaveDenmark.]

No Stan they accepted their fate

[@hat6414]

I mean they are still getting paid

[@eaglewolffox6275]

To me they look like cutaway gags.

[@JihadGuy]

@@eaglewolffox6275 fr lol

[@jeanp.polnareff8322]

0:57 The fact that Demo and Soldier are eating together is actually really wholesome

[@azuredragonofnether5433]

I mean... Canonically speaking, they are pals.

[@Finnaz540]

He right in one of the comic we see a red demo and blue soldier and they are friends

[@marleenaahmadrapiee1617]

2:23 Now THATS what I call “INFANT-RY”

[@widyasiu9653]

Get it?

[@mawthemaw314]

noooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@BottleOfRoss]

I'll let you get away with that one

[@myhonestreactiontothatinforma]

ba dum tsss

[@Hyacinth_The_Rainwing]

Screw you

[@Horny_Fruit_Flies]

1:24 Combine in a combine... Combineception!

[@czajkowski2352]

helf=layf 6 cunfermad

[@lavenderthreat4435]

BWAAAAHHH!!!

[@richardavelino7383]

BWAAAAAAHHHH

[@ozzy9410]

Omg I remember because I play gmod and that's gonna get me hate isn't it

[@Horny_Fruit_Flies]

DiamondloxerHD Yes, it will, you filthy casual.

[@jessdubscomics1698]

3:18 scout actually looks really good as his expression goes down

[@Idioticvines]

3:25 medic looks like he’s suddenly contemplating how many bodies he used for that much blood.

[@LtSpuds]

Combine driving a combine...

[@selectivepontification8766]

COMBINECEPTION

[@SomeKindaSpy]

You mean just "inception". Because that's the definition of the word. Adding "combine" to the beginning of it makes it gibberish.

[@goosemcloose1654]

you cant really combine the same word

[@dracotheshadowphoenix]

good one :)

[@kishserratos6432]

nice

[@enchanter1102]

3:25 knowing at medic is a psychopath, I'm pretty sure this is something he'd actually do

[@gecttakhla4249]

The good old Hungarian princess way

[@stiky5972]

Most definetly

[@JustthatoneguyWhoisjustthere]

Perfetc

[@danterodriguez03]

He is a sadist, psychopaths aren't aggressive, he is really fucked

[@killerkirby366]

He wouldn’t waste goos blood

[@ciberkid22]

"Surrender now maggots and you will not be harmed!" *cuts to literal maggots signing a treaty of surrender and take the walk of shame guided by the winning Soldiers

[@lolliii5477]

nice

[@saucepart2electricboogaloo461]

1:47 i love how happy soldier looks here hes having fun

[@AbdullahEkici34]

He's actually kinda nice and a funny person.

[@gazelle1467]

1:20 This made me think, "is he going to go for a Combine Solider or a Combine Harvester?" And then you did both. You legend.

[@generalgrievous3667]

The absolute MADLAD

[@XenobladeNerd]

Gazelle he Combined them

[@generalgrievous3667]

Skullex huh I TOTALLY DIDN’T KNOW THAT

[@coffeesc1875]

@@XenobladeNerd good pun

[@dimden3567]

@@generalgrievous3667 r/woooosh

[@RayanfhoulaBR]

1:17 Soupcan pyro before it was cool

[@sandvichguy5794]

XD

[@daniomaa]

E

[@sweetscream2764]

@@daniomaa E

[@ginting00917]

@@sweetscream2764 E

[@no_maidens_user]

Sadly sticky demo ate him

[@DrasticFox2004]

*My favorites:* 0:16 (cannibalism) 0:41 (what a good job feels like 😂) 0:53 (background: Soldier & Demo trying to reconcile at dinner) 1:01 *(Tracer?)* 1:09 (Fictionally, that’s my funeral 😂) 1:20 (COMBINE driving a COMBINE. Genius) 1:33 (Not those kind of balls 😂) 1:45 *(Soldier for Mortal Kombat 12 confirmed)* 1:59 (how idiots look) 2:06 (RIP Rubbert Ducky Jr, I am Duckorn Man) 2:17 (Poor Babies) 2:26 😂😂😂 (erecting an *ass)* 2:37 (Did Nathan Vetterlein really say this on his KZbin channel 😂) 2:44 *(You are also UGLY!)* 2:50 (Batmagnets would be painful in real life, Scout 🙁) 2:58 (At least he saved a rabbit 😂) 3:22 (bathing brutally) 3:29 (umm, wut?) 3:36 (RIP Heavy 2007-2016)

[@--cob--]

3:36 (RIP Heavy 2007-2016)

[@Minced_Prime-J4dgm3nt]

@@--cob-- The heavy is dead?

[@vendepapas_7267]

Yes, he died

[@lolliii5477]

@@vendepapas_7267 *gasp!*

[@joeypickering5273]

Love how the bat magnet one has no sandmen. (It’s made of wood, not metal.)

[@CompetitiveGlueSniffer]

Pyro line: You did so bad, that even if musculate me was flying on the rocket with scouts, you will still look dumb. ur welcome 4:04

[@rapha4733]

Juri Gagarian I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING NOW

[@rapha4733]

👍

[@johnnycenate91]

Everything is so clear now.

[@derwolfgaming7775]

I was actually going to ask what the pyro said. Thanks.

[@nichsa8984]

3:04 replacing merasmus say no long when scout saying i am too handsome to die

[@fansheep]

People: storming area 51 How people see guards; 2:24 How guards see people: 0:50

[@unitednationsofearth9456]

How people bail 4:04

[@oliviaallen4474]

@@unitednationsofearth9456 Haha

[@carloseaton9033]

I don’t get it

[@reedinc5441]

Kira is that an SCP Reference?

[@yodavanckart]

How guards see people 4:04

[@sfinn70]

2:03 the way medic just used a fork to put a pencil in his mouth was really funny to me

[@EilaiveTauron]

Ikr😂

[@AbdullahEkici34]

I still love how Combine drives a Combine Harvester

[@ADAM96667]

Mom: there's no monsters under your bed dear, now goodnight! The monsters under my bed: 4:04

[@Dav5529]

Dance off under your bed

[@dantba786]

*yes*

[@darknewbie342]

D a n c i n

[@stupidrock7981]

666 likes

[@djpemb]

Me and the boys when we find diamonds 4:04

[@ghostiehomie7113]

Therapist: Big Head Scout doesn't exist, he can't hurt you... Big Head Scout: 2:41

[@rudaleru]

Sy-Low sniper: piss off, bighead

[@Morishigay]

"What the hell did you just said about me you little bitch??"

[@mrgame1140]

AHHHHH

[@thatpatdkid5207]

@@Morishigay , ill have you known i trained top of my class in the navy seals

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Theropist: AAAAAAAAAAH

[@barnabashanko1806]

"Merasmus! I will pull a rabbit out of your a**" is such an underrated line

[@medic_memer]

1:38 can we just talk about how a man with one eye perfectly took out part of his anatomy perfectly without tools or anesthesia

[@EilaiveTauron]

He did scream after tho lol

[@FernandoCruz-ge2ht]

i am eternally disturbed by the tracer demoman

[@MrMustard]

i cant watch the video because of it

[@moose2820]

I was unsure myself, so I replayed that part multiple times, so I guess you could say I...Overwatched it. Don't worry, I see the door, just grabbing my things then I'll be out ;_;

[@notthalis9545]

I should've Overlooked this comment section when I saw that, but I guess I already Overturned that statement. Aight, move along, I'm joining you.

[@beardergi]

I always get a feeling of Deja Vu whenever I re-watch it.

[@MrMustard]

i hate all of you

[@militor_207]

0:57 I like how in the background, you can see Spy with Scout’s mom.

[@NeonicStudioTV]

And demoman with soilder aswell

[@mercenarymaster6937]

Omg I never noticed that!!

[@CrustedLizard]

"That would be your mother" Spy

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

And DemoSoldier BroTP

[@e.d.h.kendrick673]

Yes! And they're both RED!!!

[@UnusualDude251]

i feel bad about the little engineer,im actually crying rn holy shit,this is how TF2 touches me in the very heart.

[@EilaiveTauron]

Dude same I felt so sad when that happend. YOU DONT DO THAT TO A BABY

[@vegacore2003]

I remember watching this all the way back in middle school. I graduated this year. This video still looks absolutely amazing! 5 years later!

[@xcreeperxplodius5202]

3:47 top 10 most sad anime betrayals of all time

[@user-io7vc8fr8z]

I am crying

[@Carcinomatic]

My nuts hurt.

[@Taji.M]

MultieFireX4 same bruh ouch

[@ianmcvicar4055]

Does anybody else find it creepy when a fan blows backwards in our faces? 3:15

[@gabrielgalasso4899]

2:08 is sad. For some reason even as a 13 year old it makes me sad

[@Zedigy]

Not a real winglet video. No blue demoman with a party hat.

[@bobbyferg9173]

Or is there?

[@sevenbillion2521]

bwaaaaaa

[@franklydondor3448]

+Bobby Ferg x files music plays

[@-Roland-D]

And no waveing sniper in the background...

[@the_winglet]

that's what you think

[@antique6503]

It’s funny how Sniper, an Australian (or a New Zealand bucko if we refer to comics), uses feet to measure.

[@francisisagoner]

pointing out some things: 0:44 when he gets up from the chair, he stays the same height 1:00 SOLDIER'S IN A DATE WITH DEMO??? 2:52 despite being hit on the face several times, he does not let go of his cigarette, even with his jaw visibly broken 3:24 clothed bath

[@thelamergamer1894]

1:52 When he's searching for Heavy's soul he says "COME HERE SWEET HEART!"

[@lostmetalupa9169]

lol wow didn't hear him xD

[@kareemkiller3640]

I did

[@frut_jooos]

OH SHIT

[@iamthemeguyhere]

@The Lamer Gamer I read that as he said that, THE CRAP?!

[@Awfulfeature]

I see.

[@Noslack287]

0:59 bro solider and demo in the back- WAIT SPY IS EVEN WITH SCOUTS MA-

[@karenzeise1522]

Trade offer I recieve: the ability to roast you once You recieve: a second opinion

[@EilaiveTauron]

😂

[@longinus8386]

0:56 did anyone notice the spy dating scouts mom in the background?

[@axelvids893]

And soldier dating demo.

[@hannahdraws9632]

Fordon Greemλn OMG I FINALLY NOTICED

[@midorithefestivegardevoir6727]

Yes I noticed the- WHAT DEMO X SOLDIER?

[@longinus8386]

rohan yeniçeri gay love

[@MicowMilk]

I'm pretty sure the the red demo man used to be best friends with the blue solider. There was an event on the game called 'war' and you had to play as either one of them to win something.

[@OkayKirk]

4:01 fun fact: the pyro says "the little ones bite but theyre still not a threat"

[@workingonanames]

Doplr nice ears

[@johngancarcik5682]

Doplr so that's what it means

[@KeedGmaer]

Doplr I hear mphphphph bite but they're still not a threat

[@natelove5350]

I always thought it was "I didn't really think I would kill you like that" since I only heard it after getting a melee kill

[@hunterrupcinski9756]

Doplr I

[@KeariGaming]

2:27, made me burst in tears.

[@mistercreeper3029]

The best TF2 I have found on KZbin! Now The Bot Heavy Update SFM video drops seconds! Underrated gem!

[@sn1p1n]

4:06 *"it takes a man to figure out a problem, but it takes a pyro to understand this"*

[@magicmanhs7718]

Jaja so true

[@deeznutsarchive3309]

sorry accidently disliked

[@Gratisars]

Yes it does

[@coyote689]

Ooh! Odd1sOut reference :D

[@rhy2047]

Wait was I the only one who knows what he said

[@Poleily]

I actually tried using SFM and it was only then that i realized how how impressive this is.

[@yegti]

Yes I use sfm but even tho this takes so much time and effort

[@jacksonpalmer7504]

Is sfm free on steam? Dont have a computer yet but I will

[@atmosphererobin3103]

Jackson Palmer yes its free

[@jacksonpalmer7504]

@@atmosphererobin3103 sweet thank you

[@bestinterest]

Just wait until you Play-record with TF2 client (broken ubercharge effect, no picking up building, wrangler light broken, etc.

[@dontoch]

1:24 i love how the combine is being driven by a combine

[@AbdullahEkici34]

I just like it.

[@beartic_ler4164]

these videos are so short, yet they contain so much content i could swear they are half an hour long

[@jeffscmith7388]

pyro: mmh mhh mppph animators: reality can be whatever i want

[@Idk23800]

Damn Did not think people would be able to translate that

[@inversefireman]

@@Idk23800 translation for the pyro line(s): "You idiots arent the only ones I'll burn today! You put up a fight, but you're still not a threat."

[@VGMaster1]

@@inversefireman Holy shit. That was super accurate!

[@RedRanger-ll7hx]

3:58

[@inversefireman]

@@RedRanger-ll7hx yup! every line has a translation

[@PotatoSoupThe64th]

4:04 The audience in Smash when you launch someone further than 5 feet

[@nichsa8984]

@Jacob Lopez a maybe good making product food from name spam everyone seeing name from everyday life we seeng in eye included computer is a puns words from a everyday technology in life using popular started culture massive growth

[@troyology5314]

Bald eagles per big mac

[@redpyro9077]

@pyro *S P Y !*

[@leand0g]

this will forever unironically be the best tf2 video ill ever see

[@IAmOnFireLol]

3:26 Missed opportunity to put the Spy knife in the ducky's head

[@kr1spiez]

2:40 when my friend whispers to someone and I think their talking about me

[@crawlcreeper1252]

What the fuck you say about me you little BITCH?

[@TheSilverCrow64]

I can relate

[@lillythefennec]

Hah same :>

[@axell15thewispmaster79]

I can relate to that😂

[@kukonoii7448]

Yes

[@Mrbird321]

1:15 Ah, an open casket funeral. I think that's what they would have wanted.

[@KMoonster]

Red Demoman: They’re going to bed in what’s left of you in a soup can.”

[@user-kq4es1fx7q]

Soupcan pyro

[@spy4969]

@@user-kq4es1fx7q oh I am gonna eat ya with lettuce and berries

[@user-kq4es1fx7q]

@@spy4969 *terrified pyro noises*

[@halak4141]

Man I would love to see a second Taunt Fortress 2 from you.

[@mecoolguy3780]

this is basically if tf2 had family guy cut aways and I love it. also pyro's taunt visual is ingenious.

[@Rumins-ja09s]

3:25 I love how accomplished medic looks

[@Derpy_Proot]

It's probably something he always wanted to do

[@Nittin.]

He is impressed how well the battle medic strategy worked so well. Though, kids don't go battle medic

[@embeboso8329]

it takes a lot of effort to get that much blood

[@Rumins-ja09s]

@@embeboso8329 I mean when you're medic I doubt your in low supply

[@jutsuma3688]

Fun Fact: It's a common expression in German, just directly translated. Extra: Blutsauger is German for "blood sucker", making the name a rather appropriate discription for the weapon

[@MsZsc]

*You are an Englishman in a dress!* *turns into Tracer*

[@jackklemesrud2868]

Englishmann

[@toforei]

cheers love the cavel is here!

[@_suzycore]

+Ignas Antanaitis That is from Overwatch

[@deathekidgaming]

+SonicHedgehog469 He knows that, that's why he said it...

[@zenboi9004]

That made me want to play Demoman

[@youraveragemedicmain8434]

2:42 it sounds and looks so smooth

[@randomcorruptionsandeditin3763]

The Winglet really likes reusing his characters art of spychecking has the same red soldier and medic

[@smt4090]

1:50 - Super Mario Odyssey 2016, colorized

[@ThePikminCaptain]

Lol

[@waluigi9080]

r/cursedcomments But true

[@dreamstannumber4730]

But super odyssey did not come out till 2017 you idoit

[@waluigi9080]

@@dreamstannumber4730 r/whooooosh

[@ThePikminCaptain]

@@dreamstannumber4730 *ITS A JOKE*

[@yellowdeeemond8099]

1:38 I can feel it through the screen

[@Smwigglyd19]

You can see the look of pure agony as he's holding his severed balls...

[@Awfulfeature]

Every male in a ten mile radius: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUU-

[@BariBone]

He’s got a lot of strength to only be screaming that loud

[@mrfrogman9559]

*the lion sleeps tonight intensifies*

[@Dav5529]

Its just an empty hand

[@noireanimations]

your SFM lighting is DELICIOUS

[@agmonblynkos]

just dropped by after so many years to say you are the reason SFM tf2 became so huge

[@SAdam-pz9vd]

2:30 he winked. HE WINKED! xDDDD

[@GooboHarber]

Oh hell xD

[@idiot7427]

He did :O

[@FabyBaby20534]

😏😏😏

[@ellepo4638]

Oh no

[@brucesimpson3945]

The fucKk

[@sorchacrabhan5937]

3:25 I'm pretty sure that's just Medic's day off?

[@medic6958]

Perhaps

[@Arsen-ki3xn]

As MEDIC main, I can confirm zat we use blood to take baths

[@inktime4916]

Me to

[@MarcoAntonioColioGallardo]

This never gets old

[@user-wi7mw4wv2i]

i keep rewatching this cuz it's pretty good

[@t0mwayne572]

3:59 Translation: Ya'll and your next of kin shall dance on my rocket!

[@errorsarefunny]

Lol thx

[@AnnoyD]

I am a pyro main so by law I know the language of pyro and I can vouch for this.

[@TabbyGa_]

Being a pyro main I agree, you are correct

[@ellepo4638]

Uh huh your right

[@justaaveragetaxcollecter4241]

How the hell are you supposed learn pyro

[@marklloyd110]

2:40 why is nobody talking about the way scout’s face expressions become 100% funnier

[@blu445]

Btich boi

[@marklloyd110]

@@blu445 y e s

[@dignityspeeder2092]

Scout: What the hell did you frickin say about me you little b*tch? Me: none

[@thatredmaneYT]

Hahahahahahaha

[@AfraidMonsters]

@Copiz 64 thats cause winglet got the original voice actor to do a line custom made

[@thisrandomgamer4846]

More literal fortress 2

[@SquidAnimationSFM]

I think that this is your best animation, I cant make sfm's like these

[@itzmemetime4159]

4:02 I love how nobody can understand what is pyro saying, and his taunt is completly random

[@purevanillacookiebutholdsg6353]

"I'm gonna tell how im was about to die" This is what he says its kinda hard to understand maybe its can be also wrong

[@SuperLitSawyer]

at 2:13 I really felt bad for baby engineer. I mean, Is spy like Sid Phillips but from French? Can we just give Baby Engineer some nice gifts like toy story or any other gifts already?

[@smokingralseyeh]

3:58 "HAMHANUAHAM HAN UP OMMEO O YO HAIRCUT AND ALL STUFF" Actually hits hard 😣✊

[@96calvin]

pyro is saying stuff, but we can't really understand just like the robots in portal 2, they are saying things but we can't really understand what they are saying

[@boomouno6970]

3:53 May we have a moment of silence for everyone who died. Especially for heavy and demomans balls

[@Yougotcaged102]

Oof

[@boomouno6970]

@@Yougotcaged102 yes

[@Pyost123]

Yes

[@STUNNAWVTTZ]

@The Bee Whisperer pootis*

[@pearlyyubtub]

Raphael Panlilio rip engineers toys

[@aspenigarashi]

7 years later, this still makes me laugh

[@Minos_Prime2]

This aged like fine wine

[@JohnDoe-ji5wg]

1:52 Canonically, Medic has all the souls of the TF2 characters too...

[@tavishf.degroot8181]

Yeah, medic sold all the TF2 characters souls to the devil

[@pyro6426]

nah just the tfc team

[@a_literal_crow]

@@tavishf.degroot8181 Nah, he didn't sell them to the devil. He just stole them and surgically implanted them into himself.

[@riverajustinmarks.]

@@tavishf.degroot8181 he traded one of them for a pen, he still has all the other ones and his.

[@MemerCat0]

@@riverajustinmarks. he already sold his, and another.

[@teamNOben]

A combine, driving a combine.. They make the best *combination*

[@thatphonebastard]

Worst pun in the world award goes to

[@RetroRage100]

UT playz and scp-2521 congrats! The worst name and comment goes to you

[@thatphonebastard]

@@RetroRage100 the world's best sarcasm award goes to this guy and what's that another award. And the world's worst living human on the planet award goes to you

[@WildRage_]

UT playz and scp-2521 asdf refrence and you earned the unhuman being award!

[@thatphonebastard]

@@WildRage_ world's best reference noticer award goes to david

[@Fanta_uva_the_bestgal]

its impressive that this video ive been uploaded since 7 years now and it is still awsome

[@definitelynoteli23]

I love how scout's mom looks exactly like scout but with a wig and a dress

[@thefoolishchannel6712]

3:15 scout went from "check my loot" to "bro, what the frick"

[@justvacuumingaround9309]

3:09 I love how soldier looks genuinely happy

[@mrsnanznail6741]

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[@mrsnanznail6741]

Ygfg🔜♈♌⏰🔛🔛🉐❌❌❌

[@Deadshot-hu7wc]

Also love the the borderlands background music because of how I play older games like borderlands 1 and 2

[@caboose7741]

2:06 when Santa puts you on the naughty list P.S imagine a French guy dressed like a terrorist walks into your room with a knife and stabs a rubber duck

[@Awfulfeature]

Jokes on you! The only toy I own is in my basement!

[@coolskeleton-ij3zf]

@@Awfulfeature you guys are getting basements?

[@Awfulfeature]

*y e s*

[@gecttakhla4249]

That's somehow funny

[@brrrtt9894]

Not the duck

[@phoenixmurphy6606]

Why do I believe soldier would actually send babies to fight heavy

[@eh2587]

Because he would

[@dimsthedimwit600]

Definetly would

[@SammPlaysGames]

Ya

[@NotCon]

He would

[@marleenaahmadrapiee1617]

@@Bzons now THATS what I call INFANT-RY

[@stuffedheart4001]

LMAOOOO Holy shit this is the best sfm video ive ever seen no joke

[@kamarturner5284]

I love all these taunts And them doing literally what they said

[@mrgoatman6202]

I know it’s been 4 years but I love the attention to detail on 0:58, spy with scouts mum and solider with demo (because they’re canonically friends)

[@lohwentao707]

Pun Pun?

[@pogpogger9497]

holy shit

[@R3DR0PE]

canonically """friends""" wink wink

[@jmsta.romana4660]

@@R3DR0PE Shit, Demoman's Dilemma?

[@ryanhernandez8324]

​@@jmsta.romana4660 Damn, Soldier's Situation?

[@lMegumemesl]

1:49 DLC solider for mortal kombat X. (1/2 fatality LEAKED) 3:02 DLC solider for mortal kombat X (2/2 fatality leaked)

[@minithegameguy4674]

YIKES WHY SO TAME

[@Hereticalcosplayer]

YES

[@Atom_dom_2004]

Sniper Xd1235 Don’t you mean Mortal Kombat 11

[@joestone5167]

*soldier wins. FATALITY*

[@morgistREAL]

@@mmnmg6hmmnmg6h84 ух тыш со смыслом

[@bobloxguyeah]

im happy that some sfm makers still makes animations about civilian

[@Asidders]

Damn, this looks so good!

[@toasterbathbombs139]

3:32 is no one gonna talk about the way he’s holding the scissors?

[@lobster9667]

padpro wtf

[@cherrybee95]

Holy piss you're right

[@SF3L]

*Bye*

[@coolbreeze5729]

Wth

[@spinegun]

WHAT THE FUCK

[@yellowsunfish4219]

Full pyro translation: you're so weird, that even if I was buff and flying on a rocket with 2 red scouts and 2 blue scouts with antlers doing kazotskys kick and two baby scouts nodding their heads and other classes behind us with jetpacks and saying hi and I was doing a split while the music "who likes to party" by kevin MacLeod was playing, you would still seem like the weirder one.

[@shinymimikyu169]

Even if I was flyin' on a rocket with a buncha scouts doing kicks and people flyin' around with jetpacks, you'd still be the weirder one

[@amyawad]

Jeeze, Pyro, That’s Oddly Specific.

[@purebloodwhiteboy]

THANK YOU IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT SONG UNDER KEVIN FOR LIKE A MONTH

[@mr.witherhmc9304]

Wot

[@homegrowngamer3411]

SCP 049 agreed

[@MyronZhang]

I'd love to see a follow-to this video with more taunts.

[@Strikery]

This is one of he funniest videos I’ve seen to this day

[@retrospectural]

3:39 This just reminds me of one of those "Choose a friend to help save you" but Heavy chooses sandvich because he thinks it can move and just heal him

[@cheesecheese-tg6uh]

chose someone to help and save you: medic or sandvich medic is a moving real human being with lots of healing options including immortality for a short period of time sandvich is a food you made at home that cant move

[@Rat_of_wisdom]

You cant blame the sandvich he couldn’t find a lever or something to stop the saw.

[@aidansaris8590]

Same

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

Answering that drunk did not help him

[@subscribetomynewaccountjol9678]

Combine riding a Combine My life is complete.

[@Altyana]

RedBear56 dammit I wanted that joke

[@swagguy7515]

RedBear56 I

[@FemboyJoe]

Subscribe to my new account, Jolty133 ikr

[@adoggo4621]

What did you just say about me you little bitch

[@terraventus4263]

Subscribe to my new account, Jolty133 [presents a Combine porno SFM]

[@RomanianGordonFreeman]

1:40 i fell the pain in irl 💀

[@bigelephant9280]

It makes sense that heavy Soul is in his stomach

[@Kewltastrophe]

0:57 We found out who touched Heavy's weapon

[@Prince_Of_Morocco]

@Domino's bro it was easy

[@helix2331]

the real question: did he get consent

[@_ZXCV_]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Kewltastrophe]

@@_ZXCV_ Your name perfectly matches with the lenny face

[@_ZXCV_]

Alonso Himself my name is a threat

[@henrique2456]

Heavy: Killing you is full time job now. Me: What's the salary?

[@x_cross9248]

the soul

[@JosephMendoza1054]

Sandvich

[@Eurofighter-Typhoonman]

1000$ for stabbed 5000$ per brain injury 7000$ per snapped head 10000$ per decapitation of the head

[@henrique2456]

@@Eurofighter-Typhoonman im gonna be rich boi

[@MFChanical]

Four hundred thousand dollars