Taunt Fortress 2 [SFM]

[@allecsgaut8161]

2:23, Yeah that is actually something soldier would do.

[@jamesroad316]

he's a sick sick man

[@marybrown2920]

@@jamesroad316 Yeah

[@errornoname23]

Shannon Christensen He’d just feed them and take them to live with his family in Russia. Heavys too pure to actually murder children. The only ones who would are Soldier, Pyro (it he saw them as something else.), Demo (when drunk.), Medic, and MAYBE Sniper if he was hired to. I feel like Spy and Engie are too sane to do that, Scout would have no reason to, Heavy is too pure, as said.

[@IDontKnow-fw7us]

He would more do 3:01

[@imstuckoof9304]

He will teach his kids that

[@enchanter1102]

3:25 knowing at medic is a psychopath, I'm pretty sure this is something he'd actually do

[@gecttakhla4249]

The good old Hungarian princess way

[@stiky5972]

Most definetly

[@JustthatoneguyWhoisjustthere]

Perfetc

[@danterodriguez03]

He is a sadist, psychopaths aren't aggressive, he is really fucked

[@killerkirby366]

He wouldn’t waste goos blood

[@Poleily]

I actually tried using SFM and it was only then that i realized how how impressive this is.

[@yegti]

Yes I use sfm but even tho this takes so much time and effort

[@jacksonpalmer7504]

Is sfm free on steam? Dont have a computer yet but I will

[@atmosphererobin3103]

Jackson Palmer yes its free

[@jacksonpalmer7504]

@@atmosphererobin3103 sweet thank you

[@bestinterest]

Just wait until you Play-record with TF2 client (broken ubercharge effect, no picking up building, wrangler light broken, etc.

[@abrick.931]

3:17 a rare occasion of a gmod animator starting to make serious sfm animations

[@tutel156]

hes been mewing

[@Looona_fan]

​@@tutel156 No

[@TheAutisticOwl]

Bro locked in

[@MrManbored]

@@tutel156 dont say that

[@smortboi21]

@@tutel156no.

[@namelessgp4495]

2:34 E R E C T I N A N A S S

[@towwong2822]

*ERECT IN AN ASS*

[@__grimmkind__]

Why i can't get erect. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@DingleBerk06]

There’s another comment similar to yours. And the comment was made 5 months ago while yours was made 4 months ago. Coincidence? I think not

[@no-mq5el]

On my captions it says he wrecked and asked

[@divinity8900]

Erecting in an ass

[@canadianbacon2693]

"Alrighty, then." E R E C T I N G A N A S S

[@Kavaile]

Dat sum gey shit dere but oke

[@art07091]

@@Kavaile You obviously didn't get the joke then.

[@mechateamleader4071]

Artorias of the Abyss 🖕🏻

[@AnUnconventionalBox]

Engineer gay confirmed.

[@art07091]

@Crescent Colors Engi is a funny person

[@Rumins-ja09s]

3:25 I love how accomplished medic looks

[@Derpy_Proot]

It's probably something he always wanted to do

[@Nittin.]

He is impressed how well the battle medic strategy worked so well. Though, kids don't go battle medic

[@embeboso8329]

it takes a lot of effort to get that much blood

[@Rumins-ja09s]

@@embeboso8329 I mean when you're medic I doubt your in low supply

[@jutsuma3688]

Fun Fact: It's a common expression in German, just directly translated. Extra: Blutsauger is German for "blood sucker", making the name a rather appropriate discription for the weapon

[@IcefangGD]

0:50 i love how when heavy is snapping their necks the other pyros seem very calm about it

[@KrinX-n1l]

Cause thats their job

[@DaveDenmark.]

No Stan they accepted their fate

[@hat6414]

I mean they are still getting paid

[@eaglewolffox6275]

To me they look like cutaway gags.

[@KrinX-n1l]

@@eaglewolffox6275 fr lol

[@LtSpuds]

Combine driving a combine...

[@selectivepontification8766]

COMBINECEPTION

[@SomeKindaSpy]

You mean just "inception". Because that's the definition of the word. Adding "combine" to the beginning of it makes it gibberish.

[@goosemcloose1654]

you cant really combine the same word

[@dracotheshadowphoenix]

good one :)

[@kishserratos6432]

nice

[@militor_207]

0:57 I like how in the background, you can see Spy with Scout’s mom.

[@NeonicStudioTV]

And demoman with soilder aswell

[@mercenarymaster6937]

Omg I never noticed that!!

[@TheRabbitInTheTwoTonneHat]

"That would be your mother" Spy

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

And DemoSoldier BroTP

[@e.d.h.kendrick673]

Yes! And they're both RED!!!

[@gazelle1467]

1:20 This made me think, "is he going to go for a Combine Solider or a Combine Harvester?" And then you did both. You legend.

[@generalgrievous3667]

The absolute MADLAD

[@XenobladeNerd]

Gazelle he Combined them

[@generalgrievous3667]

Skullex huh I TOTALLY DIDN’T KNOW THAT

[@coffeesc1875]

@@XenobladeNerd good pun

[@dimden3567]

@@generalgrievous3667 r/woooosh

[@mattburrowes]

2:29 Okay but the fact Engie is carefully inspecting the blueprint

[@KristarkTravis11813]

Erectin an ass

[@Knee6811]

@@KristarkTravis11813*wrench hitting metal noises*

[@TyrannoKing]

@@Knee681117 seconds later..

[@Qwer-teaBinch]

​@@KristarkTravis11813 I almost choked when I heard that 😂

[@roland.w]

Gotta make sure it's done right!

[@RayanfhoulaBR]

1:17 Soupcan pyro before it was cool

[@sandvichguy5794]

XD

[@worldsbestfarter]

E

[@sweetscream2764]

@@worldsbestfarter E

[@ginting00917]

@@sweetscream2764 E

[@no_maidens_user]

Sadly sticky demo ate him

[@xcreeperxplodius5202]

3:47 top 10 most sad anime betrayals of all time

[@МиколаГарасимчук]

I am crying

[@Carcinomatic]

My nuts hurt.

[@im.koyami]

MultieFireX4 same bruh ouch

[@IanMcVicar4055]

Does anybody else find it creepy when a fan blows backwards in our faces? 3:15

[@gabrielgalasso4899]

2:08 is sad. For some reason even as a 13 year old it makes me sad

[@lMegumemesl]

1:49 DLC solider for mortal kombat X. (1/2 fatality LEAKED) 3:02 DLC solider for mortal kombat X (2/2 fatality leaked)

[@minithegameguy4674]

YIKES WHY SO TAME

[@Hereticalcosplayer]

YES

[@Atom_dom_2004]

Sniper Xd1235 Don’t you mean Mortal Kombat 11

[@joestone5167]

*soldier wins. FATALITY*

[@morgistREAL]

@@mmnmg6hmmnmg6h84 ух тыш со смыслом

[@jeanp.polnareff8322]

0:57 The fact that Demo and Soldier are eating together is actually really wholesome

[@azuredragonofnether5433]

I mean... Canonically speaking, they are pals.

[@Finnaz540]

He right in one of the comic we see a red demo and blue soldier and they are friends

[@Maximka_Vlam]

there is also spy with scout's mother

[@BenskyLa-hair-combe]

Does sniper usually eat them for breakfast? 0:21

[@disruptionbambiyt]

*m e n*

[@GhostyHomie]

Therapist: Big Head Scout doesn't exist, he can't hurt you... Big Head Scout: 2:41

[@radopon]

Sy-Low sniper: piss off, bighead

[@Morishigay]

"What the hell did you just said about me you little bitch??"

[@mrgame1140]

AHHHHH

[@thatpatdkid5207]

@@Morishigay , ill have you known i trained top of my class in the navy seals

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Theropist: AAAAAAAAAAH

[@CompetitiveGlueSniffer]

Pyro line: You did so bad, that even if musculate me was flying on the rocket with scouts, you will still look dumb. ur welcome 4:04

[@rapha4733]

Juri Gagarian I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING NOW

[@rapha4733]

👍

[@johnnycenate91]

Everything is so clear now.

[@derwolfgaming7775]

I was actually going to ask what the pyro said. Thanks.

[@nichsa8984]

3:04 replacing merasmus say no long when scout saying i am too handsome to die

[@marklloyd110]

2:40 why is nobody talking about the way scout’s face expressions become 100% funnier

[@blu445]

Btich boi

[@marklloyd110]

@@blu445 y e s

[@dignityspeeder2092]

Scout: What the hell did you frickin say about me you little b*tch? Me: none

[@thatredmaneYT]

Hahahahahahaha

[@AfraidMonsters]

@Copiz 64 thats cause winglet got the original voice actor to do a line custom made

[@jessdubscomics1698]

3:18 scout actually looks really good as his expression goes down

[@ADAM96667]

Mom: there's no monsters under your bed dear, now goodnight! The monsters under my bed: 4:04

[@Dav5529]

Dance off under your bed

[@dantba786]

*yes*

[@darknewbie342]

D a n c i n

[@stupidrock7981]

666 likes

[@djpemb]

Me and the boys when we find diamonds 4:04

[@itzmemetime4159]

4:02 I love how nobody can understand what is pyro saying, and his taunt is completly random

[@purevanillacookiebutholdsg6353]

"I'm gonna tell how im was about to die" This is what he says its kinda hard to understand maybe its can be also wrong

[@SawyerTheHedgehog]

at 2:13 I really felt bad for baby engineer. I mean, Is spy like Sid Phillips but from French? Can we just give Baby Engineer some nice gifts like toy story or any other gifts already?

[@smokingralseyeh]

3:58 "HAMHANUAHAM HAN UP OMMEO O YO HAIRCUT AND ALL STUFF" Actually hits hard 😣✊

[@96calvin]

pyro is saying stuff, but we can't really understand just like the robots in portal 2, they are saying things but we can't really understand what they are saying

[@mrgoatman6202]

I know it’s been 4 years but I love the attention to detail on 0:58, spy with scouts mum and solider with demo (because they’re canonically friends)

[@lohwentao707]

Pun Pun?

[@pogpogger9497]

holy shit

[@R3DR0PE]

canonically """friends""" wink wink

[@jmsta.romana4660]

@@R3DR0PE Shit, Demoman's Dilemma?

[@ryanhernandez8324]

​@@jmsta.romana4660 Damn, Soldier's Situation?

[@Idioticvines]

3:25 medic looks like he’s suddenly contemplating how many bodies he used for that much blood.

[@aidansaris8590]

This is something he would actually do

[@justvacuumingaround9309]

3:09 I love how soldier looks genuinely happy

[@mrsnanznail6741]

AEYLN😂😇🏠💙💚💙💚🍹☕🍵🍼🏬🍷🍻🍺🍴🍪🍧🍦🍩🍩🍻☕🍶🍹🍪🍬🍭🍭🍟🍔🍯🍮🍝🍕🍖🍤🍤🍤🍙🍜🍜🍞🍞🍞🍱🍱🍣🌛🌂🌍💵💴💵🔪🔫⚾

[@mrsnanznail6741]

Dgcsgbcf

[@mrsnanznail6741]

💌🍪🍫🍬🍭🍟🍔🍳🍗🍖🍕🍞🍊🌙💧☁☔👘👗👖👕👚👔📚📙📙📘📗📗📓📓📒📒📔📖📰📛💢💤💦💨🕜🕐🕞🕓🔵🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴❔❓🔻🔺♥♥♥

[@mrsnanznail6741]

Gyvcfbc🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴

[@mrsnanznail6741]

Ygfg🔜♈♌⏰🔛🔛🉐❌❌❌

[@Mrbird321]

1:15 Ah, an open casket funeral. I think that's what they would have wanted.

[@KMoonster]

Red Demoman: They’re going to bed in what’s left of you in a soup can.”

[@周易-s8k]

Soupcan pyro

[@spy4969]

@@周易-s8k oh I am gonna eat ya with lettuce and berries

[@周易-s8k]

@@spy4969 *terrified pyro noises*

[@smt4090]

1:50 - Super Mario Odyssey 2016, colorized

[@ThePikminCaptain]

Lol

[@waluigi9080]

r/cursedcomments But true

[@dreamstannumber4730]

But super odyssey did not come out till 2017 you idoit

[@waluigi9080]

@@dreamstannumber4730 r/whooooosh

[@ThePikminCaptain]

@@dreamstannumber4730 *ITS A JOKE*

[@sfinn70]

2:03 the way medic just used a fork to put a pencil in his mouth was really funny to me

[@EilaiveTauron]

Ikr😂

[@JohnDoe-ji5wg]

1:52 Canonically, Medic has all the souls of the TF2 characters too...

[@tavishf.degroot8181]

Yeah, medic sold all the TF2 characters souls to the devil

[@burning.at.topolla]

nah just the tfc team

[@a_literal_crow]

@@tavishf.degroot8181 Nah, he didn't sell them to the devil. He just stole them and surgically implanted them into himself.

[@riverajustinmarks.]

@@tavishf.degroot8181 he traded one of them for a pen, he still has all the other ones and his.

[@MemerCat0]

@@riverajustinmarks. he already sold his, and another.

[@marleenaahmadrapiee1617]

2:23 Now THATS what I call “INFANT-RY”

[@widyasiu9653]

Get it?

[@mawthemaw314]

noooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@BottleOfRoss]

I'll let you get away with that one

[@myhonestreactiontothatinforma]

ba dum tsss

[@HyacinthusHeretic]

Screw you

[@retrospectural]

3:39 This just reminds me of one of those "Choose a friend to help save you" but Heavy chooses sandvich because he thinks it can move and just heal him

[@cheesecheese-tg6uh]

chose someone to help and save you: medic or sandvich medic is a moving real human being with lots of healing options including immortality for a short period of time sandvich is a food you made at home that cant move

[@Rat_of_wisdom]

You cant blame the sandvich he couldn’t find a lever or something to stop the saw.

[@aidansaris8590]

Same

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

Answering that drunk did not help him

[@joeypickering5273]

Love how the bat magnet one has no sandmen. (It’s made of wood, not metal.)

[@boomouno6970]

3:53 May we have a moment of silence for everyone who died. Especially for heavy and demomans balls

[@Yougotcaged102]

Oof

[@boomouno6970]

@@Yougotcaged102 yes

[@Pyost123]

Yes

[@stunnawvttz]

@The Bee Whisperer pootis*

[@pearlyyubtub]

Raphael Panlilio rip engineers toys

[@lieutenantlettuce8306]

4:04 the bowling alley screen when you get a strike

[@IamaPERSON]

Or when you get a turkey!

[@lglopez1]

Lieutenant Lettuce lol true

[@Cemetery._Lady]

I hateeee that this is accurate lmao

[@galvetheirondragon1929]

I want this as a strike

[@pewpewman18]

You could do of easily had a “nobody:” there but you didn’t do that and I applaud you for that

[@sorchacrabhan5937]

3:25 I'm pretty sure that's just Medic's day off?

[@medic6958]

Perhaps

[@Arsen-ki3xn]

As MEDIC main, I can confirm zat we use blood to take baths

[@inktime4916]

Me to

[@saucepart2electricboogaloo461]

1:47 i love how happy soldier looks here hes having fun

[@AbdullahEkici34]

He's actually kinda nice and a funny person.

[@Роман-п3з1з]

Did heavy just vore soldier?

[@thelamergamer1894]

1:52 When he's searching for Heavy's soul he says "COME HERE SWEET HEART!"

[@lostmetalupa9169]

lol wow didn't hear him xD

[@kareemkiller3640]

I did

[@frut_jooos]

OH SHIT

[@iamthemeguyhere]

@The Lamer Gamer I read that as he said that, THE CRAP?!

[@mrmr_zoomie]

I see.

[@kr1spiez]

2:40 when my friend whispers to someone and I think their talking about me

[@crawlcreeper1252]

What the fuck you say about me you little BITCH?

[@TheSilverCrow64]

I can relate

[@lillythefennec]

Hah same :>

[@axell15thewispmaster79]

I can relate to that😂

[@kukonoii7448]

Yes

[@UnusualDude251]

i feel bad about the little engineer,im actually crying rn holy shit,this is how TF2 touches me in the very heart.

[@EilaiveTauron]

Dude same I felt so sad when that happend. YOU DONT DO THAT TO A BABY

[@fansheep]

People: storming area 51 How people see guards; 2:24 How guards see people: 0:50

[@unitednationsofearth9456]

How people bail 4:04

[@oliviaallen4474]

@@unitednationsofearth9456 Haha

[@carloseaton9033]

I don’t get it

[@reedinc5441]

Kira is that an SCP Reference?

[@yodavanckart]

How guards see people 4:04

[@jeffscmith7388]

pyro: mmh mhh mppph animators: reality can be whatever i want

[@Idk23800]

Damn Did not think people would be able to translate that

[@inversefireman]

@@Idk23800 translation for the pyro line(s): "You idiots arent the only ones I'll burn today! You put up a fight, but you're still not a threat."

[@VGMaster1]

@@inversefireman Holy shit. That was super accurate!

[@RedRanger-ll7hx]

3:58

[@inversefireman]

@@RedRanger-ll7hx yup! every line has a translation

[@yellowsunfish4219]

Full pyro translation: you're so weird, that even if I was buff and flying on a rocket with 2 red scouts and 2 blue scouts with antlers doing kazotskys kick and two baby scouts nodding their heads and other classes behind us with jetpacks and saying hi and I was doing a split while the music "who likes to party" by kevin MacLeod was playing, you would still seem like the weirder one.

[@shinymimikyu169]

Even if I was flyin' on a rocket with a buncha scouts doing kicks and people flyin' around with jetpacks, you'd still be the weirder one

[@amyawad]

Jeeze, Pyro, That’s Oddly Specific.

[@purebloodwhiteboy]

THANK YOU IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT SONG UNDER KEVIN FOR LIKE A MONTH

[@mr.witherhmc9304]

Wot

[@homegrowngamer3411]

SCP 049 agreed

[@DrasticFox2004]

*My favorites:* 0:16 (cannibalism) 0:41 (what a good job feels like 😂) 0:53 (background: Soldier & Demo trying to reconcile at dinner) 1:01 *(Tracer?)* 1:09 (Fictionally, that’s my funeral 😂) 1:20 (COMBINE driving a COMBINE. Genius) 1:33 (Not those kind of balls 😂) 1:45 *(Soldier for Mortal Kombat 12 confirmed)* 1:59 (how idiots look) 2:06 (RIP Rubbert Ducky Jr, I am Duckorn Man) 2:17 (Poor Babies) 2:26 😂😂😂 (erecting an *ass)* 2:37 (Did Nathan Vetterlein really say this on his KZbin channel 😂) 2:44 *(You are also UGLY!)* 2:50 (Batmagnets would be painful in real life, Scout 🙁) 2:58 (At least he saved a rabbit 😂) 3:22 (bathing brutally) 3:29 (umm, wut?) 3:36 (RIP Heavy 2007-2016)

[@--cob--]

3:36 (RIP Heavy 2007-2016)

[@Minced_Prime-J4dgm3nt]

@@--cob-- The heavy is dead?

[@vendepapas_7267]

Yes, he died

[@lolliii5477]

@@vendepapas_7267 *gasp!*

[@supergamerjpro99]

OH NO!

[@sn1p1n]

4:06 *"it takes a man to figure out a problem, but it takes a pyro to understand this"*

[@magicmanhs7718]

Jaja so true

[@deeznutsarchive3309]

sorry accidently disliked

[@Gratisars]

Yes it does

[@coyote689]

Ooh! Odd1sOut reference :D

[@Rhy_DBL]

Wait was I the only one who knows what he said

[@3arly80s3]

3:08 The fact that his hands are so frickin clean after that

[@Stofferex]

The fact that the WHITE bunny is completely clean tho

[@jacketoff_f]

@@Stofferex no stop

[@haydenfoley6102]

That's when you know he's a clean freak

[@guestmen]

✨magic✨

[@silentanloud4813]

what is the bunny chewing on??

[@tw80studios66]

Pyro: “Mhmmmhmhmhmm, mhmhmm!” (4:00) Person who understands pyro even with his mask on: “Very true”

[@Googbr]

TW80 Studios agreed he speaks only of you

[@tw80studios66]

Wot

[@tw80studios66]

Is than an insult or a compliment?

[@elrasho4393]

Hmmhmhmhmh?

[@t0onified]

I think engie can understand pyro a bit

[@medic_memer]

1:38 can we just talk about how a man with one eye perfectly took out part of his anatomy perfectly without tools or anesthesia

[@EilaiveTauron]

He did scream after tho lol

[@unitednationsofearth9456]

4:04 People bailing after storming Area 51 2019(colorized)

[@fakeplayer9088]

He predicted this all way back to the 2016!

[@ilovequake833]

Even 2019 has a colourized video.XD

[@mr.affaren2486]

666 like

[@Zedigy]

Not a real winglet video. No blue demoman with a party hat.

[@bobbyferg9173]

Or is there?

[@sevenbillion2521]

bwaaaaaa

[@franklydondor3448]

+Bobby Ferg x files music plays

[@-Roland-D]

And no waveing sniper in the background...

[@the_winglet]

that's what you think

[@t0mwayne572]

3:59 Translation: Ya'll and your next of kin shall dance on my rocket!

[@errorsarefunny]

Lol thx

[@AnnoyD]

I am a pyro main so by law I know the language of pyro and I can vouch for this.

[@TabbyGa_]

Being a pyro main I agree, you are correct

[@ellepo4638]

Uh huh your right

[@justaaveragetaxcollecter4241]

How the hell are you supposed learn pyro

[@Noslack287]

0:59 bro solider and demo in the back- WAIT SPY IS EVEN WITH SCOUTS MA-

[@PotatoSoupThe64th]

4:04 The audience in Smash when you launch someone further than 5 feet

[@nichsa8984]

@Jacob Lopez a maybe good making product food from name spam everyone seeing name from everyday life we seeng in eye included computer is a puns words from a everyday technology in life using popular started culture massive growth

[@troyology5314]

Bald eagles per big mac

[@redpyro9077]

@pyro *S P Y !*

[@Rawen1982]

3:53 well, that made me very uncomfortable to say the least.

[@BeanieGoth]

*_screams in russian_*

[@Levienci]

dunno what you're saying i popped a boner

[@subzero.5725]

@@Levienci e

[@mr.cobain4048]

@@BeanieGoth ЧО ЕБАТЬ НАХУЙ РУССКИЕ ТУТ!

[@mr.cobain4048]

@@BeanieGoth ЧО СРАЗУ РОССИЯ ТО БЛЯТЬ А НАХУЙ

[@CharlesVDoktaur]

Side effects may include: dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, Covid-19 and death The people in the commercial: 4:04

[@-josh9908]

Sir, I would love to invest in the product!

[@Grug9]

@@-josh9908 indeed

[@SwiftCan34876]

I laughed to much when I listened to it again

[@mainalt6351]

Overused shitty joke, Not funny

[@gemmashellfirewolf124]

@@mainalt6351 begone you left out cabbage

[@dontoch]

1:24 i love how the combine is being driven by a combine

[@AbdullahEkici34]

I just like it.

[@Kewltastrophe]

0:57 We found out who touched Heavy's weapon

[@Prince_Of_Morocco]

@Domino's bro it was easy

[@helix2331]

the real question: did he get consent

[@_ZXCV_]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Kewltastrophe]

@@_ZXCV_ Your name perfectly matches with the lenny face

[@_ZXCV_]

Alonso Himself my name is a threat

[@phoenixmurphy6606]

Why do I believe soldier would actually send babies to fight heavy

[@eh2587]

Because he would

[@dimsthedimwit600]

Definetly would

[@SammPlaysGames]

Ya

[@NotCon]

He would

[@marleenaahmadrapiee1617]

@@Bzons now THATS what I call INFANT-RY

[@cindi9935]

4:09 *DIRECTED BY MICHAEL BAY*

[@theturtlefromjojo1934]

o

[@theturtlefromjojo1934]

no u

[@raymartcarreon4196]

-Is Nice-

[@ofooda]

😂

[@atlasguytinyproductions55]

No explosions though

[@Not_Maës-Gaming]

1:55 That is not anatomically possible, because as we all know, Heavy's soul was surgically removed by the Medic who added it to his own

[@thefoolishchannel6712]

3:15 scout went from "check my loot" to "bro, what the frick"

[@henrique2456]

Heavy: Killing you is full time job now. Me: What's the salary?

[@x_cross9248]

the soul

[@JosephMendoza1054]

Sandvich

[@Eurofighter-Typhoonperson]

1000$ for stabbed 5000$ per brain injury 7000$ per snapped head 10000$ per decapitation of the head

[@henrique2456]

@@Eurofighter-Typhoonperson im gonna be rich boi

[@MFChanical]

Four hundred thousand dollars

[@TheDragonman104]

0:54 Well, that solves the mystery of who touched Sasha from Meet the Heavy.

[@J.M91843]

*wait Just a Minute......*

[@ellepo4638]

What?

[@ytuser3982]

@@ellepo4638 watch "meet the heavy"

[@icantthinkofacreativenamei8274]

Wait.............thats DISGUSTING

[@ellepo4638]

Oh god scout no

[@AbdullahEkici34]

I still love how Combine drives a Combine Harvester

[@undeadslayer4274]

2:10 Top 10 Brutal Spy Kills

[@gunslinger.52]

😂😂😂😂

[@First_Napkin]

3:21 I could actually see the Medic taking a bath of blood from his own team.

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

If the Meet the Medic outtakes are to be believed, blood is a critical component of the Medi Gun's healing beams. Perhaps blood baths are the secret to Medic's regenerating health?

[@hxsashi13]

I could honestly see that lmao

[@krieger8825]

@@benjaminoechsli1941 Maybe Medics father was a vampire who showed him how make the medi-beam and stuff

[@First_Napkin]

@@benjaminoechsli1941 If you didn't know actually it's made from Bonk and Alcohol.

[@angerbird273]

@@First_Napkin so that's why even when demo is not drinking he is still drunk

[@SereneBoo222]

2:10 are we just gonna ignore this?

[@cassidymiller3224]

*yes*

[@sizzle_x1305]

Yes

[@hawk2957]

y e s

[@roseannedenham2591]

Me (heavy's voice): SPY! YOU ARE SO MEAN

[@tmarkle1934]

Ignore what?

[@barnabashanko1806]

"Merasmus! I will pull a rabbit out of your a**" is such an underrated line

[@dankjista]

0:47 someone should make a 1 hour version of this. I’d love it

[@sawyergood3246]

You hate pyro that much lol

[@Altitude_adict]

I’m making it right now

[@somethingsomethingidk103]

I'm uploading it check it in this account

[@Altitude_adict]

It finished uploading

[@arcticfluffyfoxy]

you could just make a clip to loop the small segment over and over

[@teamNOben]

A combine, driving a combine.. They make the best *combination*

[@thatphonebastard]

Worst pun in the world award goes to

[@RetroRage100]

UT playz and scp-2521 congrats! The worst name and comment goes to you

[@thatphonebastard]

@@RetroRage100 the world's best sarcasm award goes to this guy and what's that another award. And the world's worst living human on the planet award goes to you

[@WildRage_]

UT playz and scp-2521 asdf refrence and you earned the unhuman being award!

[@thatphonebastard]

@@WildRage_ world's best reference noticer award goes to david

[@pickledehombre6565]

2:49 Looking at you, that doesn’t even need an exaggerated clip of taking it too literally.

[@beansacc3704]

🥺

[@KeariGaming]

2:27, made me burst in tears.

[@PDLonginus]

0:56 did anyone notice the spy dating scouts mom in the background?

[@axelvids893]

And soldier dating demo.

[@hannahdraws9632]

Fordon Greemλn OMG I FINALLY NOTICED

[@midorithefestivegardevoir6727]

Yes I noticed the- WHAT DEMO X SOLDIER?

[@PDLonginus]

rohan yeniçeri gay love

[@MicowMilk]

I'm pretty sure the the red demo man used to be best friends with the blue solider. There was an event on the game called 'war' and you had to play as either one of them to win something.

[@Foxy57537]

3:10 He was actually blowing scouts dumb face into his real face.

[@moodymoosh]

That's the joke

[@Vapourless]

@@moodymoosh YEAH WE GET IT

[@MemerCat0]

@@Vapourless he didn't get it.

[@jaclynjohnson9293]

@@danthesalmon7362 hey, that's my line!

[@fierysaint327]

@@jaclynjohnson9293 That was mine too!

[@OkayKirk]

4:01 fun fact: the pyro says "the little ones bite but theyre still not a threat"

[@workingonanames]

Doplr nice ears

[@johngancarcik5682]

Doplr so that's what it means

[@Keedisgay]

Doplr I hear mphphphph bite but they're still not a threat

[@natelove5350]

I always thought it was "I didn't really think I would kill you like that" since I only heard it after getting a melee kill

[@hunterrupcinski9756]

Doplr I

[@mecoolguy3780]

this is basically if tf2 had family guy cut aways and I love it. also pyro's taunt visual is ingenious.

[@Travingel]

could be named ''literal fortress'' as well the bat magnet with batman cracked me up as well xD

[@nautical6]

ayy :o Travin!

[@Travingel]

hey :)

[@a_pedrocheap1460]

hi

[@ethanedwards3357]

PUNZ!

[@frankybuster]

lmao

[@tiredandbored3445]

A combine soldier in a combine I love this channel

[@KitKatHexe]

Combine combine is best combine in the combine

[@cakebear9534]

Me too

[@theturtlefromjojo1934]

Ima combine these two things

[@birdsnestisstupid]

Aethnyr an’ make a combicombine

[@theturtlefromjojo1934]

@@birdsnestisstupid k i will combine a combicombine with an combicombine

[@ocelots118]

1:17 funny how it's raining on a funeral for pyro, the greatest pyromaniac who ever lived.

[@odeioenzos]

Only after Abraham Lincoln

[@rabbidyoshi9452]

*insert sad pyro noises*

[@sebaswort1197]

Rest In Peace, Pyromaniac in a can

[@JackSmith-i6j]

2:31 I love how proud Scout looks about it.

[@blackeyedpeas38]

2:09 the laugh makes it 1000% more funny

[@DownUnderSniperGaming]

Exactly

[@Bobot_is_dumb]

Yep

[@ChronologicalGamer]

Poor engy tho

[@mtfe-11]

2:14

[@mtfe-11]

2:15 😂😂😂

[@SirCabooseCCCP]

2:06 when Santa puts you on the naughty list P.S imagine a French guy dressed like a terrorist walks into your room with a knife and stabs a rubber duck

[@mrmr_zoomie]

Jokes on you! The only toy I own is in my basement!

[@coolskeleton-ij3zf]

@@mrmr_zoomie you guys are getting basements?

[@mrmr_zoomie]

*y e s*

[@gecttakhla4249]

That's somehow funny

[@brrrtt9894]

Not the duck

[@fakeapology2445]

0:38 scouts mom has unboxed scout!

[@eliasdex1236]

Sadly her inventory is full and had to delete him.

[@AssetsBoblox]

@@eliasdex1236 abortion

[@omagkabacan2109]

@@AssetsBoblox she put scout down if you know what i mean

[@dhararry7929]

Hello guys and girls, welcome to my unboxing video!

[@denyhaguilar679]

@@dhararry7929 "Hi ma!"

[@mistercreeper3029]

The best TF2 I have found on KZbin! Now The Bot Heavy Update SFM video drops seconds! Underrated gem!

[@allyski5914]

me, having a pretty bad day: randomly, my mind when i walk by a mirror: 2:48

[@nuggs942]

That relatable and funny.

[@jessiewp]

lol

[@bulb737]

That is me

[@Minecraft_2008.]

Luiginett:you are also ugly

[@anotherwea6692]

Um, funny?

[@yellowdeeemond8099]

1:38 I can feel it through the screen

[@Smwigglyd19]

You can see the look of pure agony as he's holding his severed balls...

[@mrmr_zoomie]

Every male in a ten mile radius: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUU-

[@BariBone]

He’s got a lot of strength to only be screaming that loud

[@mrfrogman9559]

*the lion sleeps tonight intensifies*

[@Dav5529]

Its just an empty hand

[@brainlesschri1z113]

Taking words literally: Spy: That is a diet i call "death" *spy dies taking a bite of a chocolate bar*

[@andyhi5565]

Did.....they just use the Minecraft cow noise?

[@rat4011]

Haha I noticed that too

[@Weldedhodag]

probably originally from some sound library, as most game sounds are

[@Niki43377]

yes

[@mattwo7]

I mean the acquisition of meat was very minecraft: Hit cow, get meat.

[@dice2030]

hyes

[@NISLT]

haha i love it, make more :D

[@markabrahim4188]

NO I LOVE YOU MAKE MORE !!!

[@Metastudios]

I bet he will!

[@obeetee1203]

maek more tf2 vidyas

[@mashtikasiokart2169]

UPLOAD VIDEO

[@rosesforrevenge2600]

Hello

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

3:59 He's saying "If your gun was a measely jet pack, mine would be 10 ton rocket."

[@BT--tt8rl]

HOW

[@Metado42069]

@@BT--tt8rl he didn't say that

[@anotherwea6692]

@@BT--tt8rl YOU FOOL HAHAHAHAHA!

[@gamergrill4933]

No, he said something about not bringing kids to fight the fire as I remember

[@floof4276]

What about the scouts and people on jet packs?

[@IAmOnFireLol]

3:26 Missed opportunity to put the Spy knife in the ducky's head

[@myang12003]

0:58 The steak doesn't even split apart when scout cuts a piece of it, meaning that the steak is still whole even when it gets cut

[@Hydro_thewetfellow]

We have now cured world hunger

[@technicrain0]

Infinite Steak

[@Kimo_uwu]

This steak looks like it's raw, so why that does not bother you?

[@leggolandthemusicman4029]

Did you notice Spy and Scout's mom in the background?

[@coop_dawg207gaming2]

@@leggolandthemusicman4029 what about demo and soldier?

[@thehamgineer5814]

"Your head's a freakin bat magnet!" "I'm Batma-AAAAAAAAAAAA."

[@leepolonez]

I thought it was my dad's a bat magnet cause it was spy

[@bruhderp]

2:07 Personally my favorite.

[@mdjred2709]

Same

[@isaac_madison9393]

Same

[@nathanhardesty7408]

@@isaac_madison9393 2:40 is my favorite

[@soopcanwastaken]

me too lol

[@YOUDONESON69]

Same

[@yousterz5571]

1:38 you didn't really have to make it that literal dude.

[@SomePotatoMan]

But he did it anyway. The absolute madlad.

[@soviettoaster_9323]

R/madlads

[@SomePotatoMan]

SovietToaster_93 oh boy a two in one. r/foundthemobileuser and r/ihavereddit

[@soviettoaster_9323]

One Freaky Boi Yeah I’m a mobile user your point? I don’t have a Reddit I just love the madlads Reddit

[@danielthepacmanfan233]

Did he rip out his private out

[@orionpax0946]

1:45 Am I the only one who thinks that would make an excellent Fatality?

[@ShadowStar-wo8vi]

OrionPax09. It reminds me of Shang Tsung’s one fatality in Mortal Kombat 2.

[@richardpham6203]

hhheeeerrreeeesss JOHNNY! that's the closest fatality from mk X (Johnny cage)

[@rng4612]

No

[@mahite9999]

No

[@PugnaciousProductions]

OrionPax09 is

[@trayofsteel]

Sniper: Professionals have standards. Also sniper: eats soldiers brain and drops his pants in the middle of a battle and uses the bathroom then throws jars of pee at his enemy’s.

[@pakofigueroa5660]

1. Be polite 2. Be efficient 3. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet

[@f-man3274]

Yeah, if throwing piss is efficient (in tf2 it is so efficient that jarate is forbidden at tournaments) and you do it politely then it doesn't break any standards

[@cigarettebuttt]

He has standards, very low standards but standards nun the less

[@DeadmanGamin]

@@f-man3274 What does the piss jar do to enemies, anyway?

[@FeedMeChaos1]

He said standards. Didnt say how high

[@somethingidk3416]

It was pretty dumb for soldier to just stand still on the point and taunt without being aware of enemy snipers

[@demonibba8841]

4:04 How USA has sent rocket to Iran

[@novayussof9232]

I was in Iran But *I* ran away

[@djpemb]

Me and the boys when we find an item in tf2

[@hushpuppy1735]

NOVA YUSSOF This guy thinks he’s funny

[@demonibba8841]

@leuma1610 list of people that care about your opinion:

[@-NguyenKienHao-CA]

Marcosntful 420 likes? Let me ruin this for you

[@rgderen88]

1:50 "Its hide is too thick! I must cut through it from the inside!" - Drax

[@TimelessLimeless]

That was funny lol

[@aguywholikesmilitary5394]

I have single handedly, vanquished the beast!

[@InfiniteFury2K]

@@aguywholikesmilitary5394 *throws rock at Drax*

[@MarioWidjaya123]

when its scream fortress and merasmus appears for the 42069th time 2:58

[@KalanVDR4409]

nice.