SGB Play: South Park: The Stick of Truth - Part 13

Episode 13: Unplanned Parenthood
There are just some instances where I can't think of a good episode title. Elliot heads into the Abortion Clinic to get those documents for the girls.

[@OfficialCyaned]

"I'm picking up some hot readings on the ESRB." *Goes from T rated to M*

[@Team_Orchid]

SarahandAshley I think it was already in the M rated zone.

[@KHMDarkness]

SarahandAshley Sad thing is, only now did I get that reference. I thought it was a short name for a device that detects some sort of radiation or something the ooze from the alien ship gave off.

[@JMandJJ7797]

SarahandAshley It goes from M to Adult.

[@DaneeBound]

Even has a different line for each region (or so I think) In the German Version (not dubbed) he says: “I'm picking up something on the USK”, the USK being the German Equivalent of the ESRB.

[@JMandJJ7797]

DaneeBound Nice attention to detail

[@adiraiju9336]

12:12 "Ah, the Taco Bell Sentry Gun!" "I'm NOT Lovin' it! Have it MY way!"

[@jurfrokstar]

Adiraiju You mixed McDonald's and Burger King together.

[@Dragonsamuari]

jurfrokstar That'd be freaking awesome

[@OfficialCyaned]

Taco Bell rule #27: You must visit Taco Bell at least one per week, otherwise; our sentry gun will hunt you down.

[@Dragon_Ninja_Gamer]

I feel like going to Taco Bell again to have some mexican food! 🔔😆

[@DexholderMark]

SarahandAshley The sentry rocket launchers shoot out Doritos Locos Tacos and the flamethrowers dispense Fire sauce justice.

[@AxalFlameHart]

17:04 *Insert Shadow The Hedgehog here*

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

14:49-...Is that the demon kid from the end of the first Clock Tower? It really reminds me of that. XD 15:45-I think it was the fire graphic on the cord, yeah.

[@ShadyKnight9]

I miss when fedoras made people think of Indiana Jones instead of douchebag for some arbitrary reason.

[@Tucher97]

Best to remember, no fetus dibetus I also realized Dov I mean Douchebag snorts up the gnome dust

[@tamathemaid7171]

Wait a minute Dov -> Dovahkin -> Skyrim HASSLEHOFF IN SKYRIM CONFIRMED

[@JoeBobWhitney2012]

I can't believe it took me all this time, but I finally got the "what do women's vaginas have to do with Taco Bell?" joke. _I'm really fucking slow._

[@1cioda]

Lay it on me

[@rawrdino7046]

I don't get it

[@haroldkuncz6339]

I had a glitch here where that I would talk to the lady on the desk of the abortion clinic and she didn't let me access to get a abortion note I was wearing my makeover cloths

[@haroldkuncz6339]

Please help

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

Sorry i'm late, I didn't went to sleep until 3 am. I was up all night watching Daredevil. Im gotta say, Marvel, for your first dark-adult like series, GOOD. F*CKING.JOB! There re a bit of problems I had with it, but holy crap, I really did love this series Amazing characters, good camera work, I love the setting the setting of Hell's Kitchen, and much more. I was afraid, back then how MARVEL would take characters like Daredevil and other street characters (Luke Cage, Moon Knight, Punisher.) and put them on screen , but now.....I can't wait for more on Netflix. -Any way, enough of my fancy smanzy review, South Pa-Oh god, an Abortion clinic..... You know, I would complain, but I was just laughing hard. Heh. -Taco vaginas, giving Randy an abortion, and...........Nazi zombie fetus'.....but its ok, I play games like binding of Isaac, im use to this....

[@trey_nation]

It's really that good? Well then.. Onward to Netflix!

[@HubPie3]

Took me Saturday and Sunday to watch them as I had something to do on Friday. I was hooked on this the whole time, and the acting is fantastic. I also like how seamlessly this connects to the MCU. The movies showcase the big guys (Spider-Man being an exception since he's street level at the start and full-fledged hero later on), and the TV shows showcase the little guys, the street-level guys. It goes to show how expansive and huge this cinematic universe is. :)

[@CommandoKnight200]

The trophy's called "Too Far." Very fitting. lol xD

[@LindarFF9]

Funny thing is that the abortion scenes are censored in European console versions. But the scene from last part wasn't censored in European version.

[@Meteorlink]

and the only thing i was thinking in this boss was... " oh my god... there's loot there"

[@Santoryu90]

Babies are eating my brains! "I don't know why that line is so funny to me"

[@sarahthomson3150]

I recently re-watched the Just Fighting Love episode with Professor Chaos in it, and GOD, I felt SO bad for Butters, like seriously. Just wanted to hug the poor guy. There's a limit for me with South Park, and it's brutal injury to 8-ish year olds and joking at it's expense... loved that episode apart from that for the nerdy-ness of the ninja games.

[@shawnfields266]

Sarah Thomson uh, the episode was called:'Good Times With Weapons', not Just Fighting Love, that's the name of the anime inspired song that plays in the background.actually, the songs called'Lets Fighting Love', but you're close enough. also, I agree. Butters does look like a he needs a hug, you know? he's been through a lot of shit, and damn it, he needs somebody to help him out. but at least, Cartman took the fall at the end of the episode, so there's that. thanks, and have a nice day or night wherever you are.

[@BlitzkriegOmega]

about the photo thing. if you say no enough times, both options become "Yes". you HAVE to strip down. you CAN'T fight him with your armor.

[@mollz3704]

I've been waiting for this part! XD

[@mollz3704]

Oh, and can anyone explain the joke at 3:14? I don't get it. I know that the ESRB is that thing that rates games but that's it.

[@gamemasterBC1]

At 15:43 you'll see a glitch where the fire popped up by butter's face for a split second

[@ShadowWolfRising]

I wonder if that's a bit of a reference to Clock Tower.

[@CommandoKnight200]

13:19 To answer your question Jonny, one of the most normal episodes they did was the Guitar Queer-o episode. They didn't use the F word once.

[@sawaxv7136]

Apparently, fire was in front of Butters' face.

[@unova1995]

I think Elliot really should've worked on maxing Plagues of Egypt. You can use all 4 in one attack. Plus with the right perks and stuff, you can spam it over and over and over again, constantly healing, restore enough PP to do it again and constantly inflict all the status' on the enemy, so essentially you can't die.

[@OniFox]

The ESRB joke is changed in the European version to be called the PEGI.

[@shawnfields266]

OniFox/Mattimation because that's the European equivalent of the ESRB, right? the PEGI board?

[@gamemasterBC1]

Can't wait for tomorrow for the stick of truth

[@the-nina-beans88]

I died three times when trying to give randy an abortion.

[@Creepershark77]

You know, cartman has this one attack that can deal massive amounts of damage, which is why he's so good

[@Nomadman903]

Still waitng for a Dead Rising LP 1 or 2 I dont care which one.

[@ExorcistKuro415]

I had a hard time of beating this boss because I never bothered to kill the cord completely out of the field, but I managed it finally by wearing the doctor outfit that gave me bonus stats against the fetus zombies

[@SetoShadowVT]

Unplanned Parenthood lol I'm surprised South Park got away with that

[@shadic4566]

You guys know about there being a achievement where if you beat the game while you kept the Holf's face on?

[@Blade57331]

I think this is first time when South Park maked me feel uncomfortable...

[@fargor1]

This game got an M rating, whereas Hatred got an Adults only rating.....okay then.

[@SteamyLinguini]

Considering that South Park is a cartoon and Hatred looks more real than South Park, it's bot hard to see why.

[@fargor1]

***** Even though there are moments where you literally see a guys testicles and a chicks boobs. Also there's Mortal Kombat where the game is centered on DECAPITATING your opponents whereas hatred just shows you blowing a guys head of with a shotgun......does that make any sense to you?

[@SteamyLinguini]

***** Because we know MK isn't as scary as it once was and is more of a rated T game nowadays than an M. Hatred looks very graphic, like something like a guy getting his head shot off with a shotgun could be performed in REAL LIFE. South Park is a cartoon so it can get away with it. Hatred is VERY dark.

[@fargor1]

***** hmm

[@fargor1]

***** What about Postal 2?

[@vulpesknight746]

15:51 fire

[@JoeAC5000]

Do you think David Hasselhoff has even seen this game?

[@crimsonspirit3036]

Is it odd that none of things in this game seem to faze me very hard? I mean, I do get the typical "lol wut? Is this actually happening?" reactions for a couple of seconds, but not even things like the giant fetus make me flinch.

[@Kingdom850]

CrimsonSpirit Same here. I just looked at the huge fetus with a straight face.

[@vulpesknight746]

16:30-16:34 the "it hurts when I pee" thing, where is that from again?

[@elementalcolors4977]

Gotta love how there's no distinction between reality and fantasy in South Park, especially in this game! Don't you just wish that acting like an RPG character would be enough to give you power over, um what's the word--anything?

[@ultimateshadeofwar]

8:42 Suddenly i just remember the first and only episode that i saw of Z nation... (in bad singing voice)BABY ZOMBIE(end of bad singing voice)... In this case i should said... (again in bad singing voice)NAZI ZOMBIE FETUS!!!

[@JMandJJ7797]

Which episode was the one where Matt said was the only one Cartman was likeable?

[@JurassicReptile]

Where exactly did Matt say that?

[@JMandJJ7797]

At one episode in this LP.

[@JurassicReptile]

Jay M Ya need to more specific

[@JMandJJ7797]

I can't remember which one. I think it might have been the "Respect my authoritay!" episode cause I think they referenced that before Matt said that.

[@ydocvader]

I know the response, but I really wish the game audio was just a tiny bit louder.

[@JMandJJ7797]

Wait "see you next week"? But I thought a new one would be tomorrow.

[@greninjastorm6734]

Hey, there's a combined Taco Bell/Pizza Hut in my town. It's delish.

[@587DeathKing]

You know if South Park didn't set the standards for themselves this segment of the game would be more shocking than hilarious.

[@selder_7]

after the last few episodes and this being in an abortion clinic I dunno what to expect here but I'm sure it'll be shocking :L

[@2x4noah]

Oh god this part

[@thethunderspirt87]

next week? it's saturday.

[@TylerNocturne]

So this game gets the OK but they still can't rerelease Conker without censoring it. Okay...

[@Uber_Royal]

I'm gonna have nightmares

[@onesonicguy]

Well. That happened.

[@Dragon_Ninja_Gamer]

South Park: The Stick of Truth is way funnier than the Bard's Tale! I love to laugh my butt off watching the funniest cutscenes in the game!! LOL! 😄

[@seanfulldark]

Sadly butters is not I believe it's a level XXX Paladin to get a resurrect spell and that's only in certain games. Every time I see that tort gun I keep thinking, because unleash the perfect joke by having been the KFZ gun. (Because one it's KFC, which stands for Kentucky fried chicken, and if they just change it instead of firing bullets to firing hot oil! And you have Kentucky fried zombie! Or Kill F&^7 Zombies!] I forgot the woodland creatures were also Hercule fan! And how dare you blaspheme the man who saved the world! We should all worship the mighty power of Hercule Satan!

[@davidkang6528]

I think i missed an episode, but why is his head like that???

[@Segaman55]

elliot why aren't you using the master razer?, it's the third best weapon in the game!

[@xCyrus]

My passport is ready \(*^*)/

[@iownalx23]

Next week? O.o :/ alright till next week i guess lol.

[@EclipsisTenebris]

To me, the lowest south park ever got, was the pro-circumcision episode. I don't care what kind of series you're trying to be, but forced genital mutilation, particularly of minors, is no laughing matter, no matter what.

[@shawnfields266]

Dracul JOSHI unfournately, you're almost right. I think that's low, I still think that brutally killing Chef, and then bringing him back as a pedophile, definitely ties with that moment, as I unfournately know of the episode of which you speak, the one in which Ike, a Canadian kindergartner, gets a circumsion, that and the episode I just mentioned with Chef, are what I think South Park's lowest moments are. honorable mentions go out to, Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina, the penis mouse episode, the aborted, Nazi zombie fetuses in this game, as well as the boss, a giant Nazi aborted zombie fetus, and the rest of PhantomStrider's a.k.a. Josh's worst South Park episodes list, as he rightfully dissects which are the worst episodes of this beloved show. thanks for reading, and have a nice day or night wherever you are

[@OathKeeperRiku07]

I've seen it all this episode and also, killed another pedo today, all is right in the world.

[@OathKeeperRiku07]

Jay M Baby steps.

[@JMandJJ7797]

Daryl Green Good point. Probably not till the sequel.

[@ultimateshadeofwar]

The only thing that made me a bit uneasy in this part. It was the abortion to Randy... How do you perform an abortion to a man???... After that i just laugh at the Fetus, because i found worse in terms of shock the fighting under you parents(in-game) while having sex more shocking because of the surprise balls attack...

[@MisterX867]

I gotta be honest getting the platinum trophy for this game was one of the most fun I ever had getting a platinum trophy

[@losisansgaming2628]

Haha the fetuses say schieße

[@LillacTyanu]

the trophy was for farting on the fetus on the over world not in battle i believe

[@usedtamponssmelllovely7591]

literally literal

[@RedStickInc]

Next week? Was that a little mistake or are we not going to have a part tomorrow?

[@LillacTyanu]

first time i got to see the abortion scene, sucks living in the EU, it much better then reading the censor screen we got over here

[@SDK2K9]

Ajkiller You know the PC version was uncensored in the EU.

[@LillacTyanu]

digital copies to be exact but i prefer to have physical copies and was intending to use controller so made sense to to get ps3 version

[@sonicboom256]

And I just ate taco bell

[@ScottPillgram20]

I know it's south park and I kinda expected the abortion clinic, but this entire part surprised me. I really have no proper response. Esp. after the giant nazi fetus of a Kardashian.

[@VioApollo]

I hate this part of the FUCKING GAME. If its not for the Mini-Game, its the fucking enemies.

[@BoredLion99]

I would say the parents sex scene but that was censored and I never played this game and I will never will

[@lundahunda]

Cool video, guys!

[@Lion09887]

Yea more south oark :)

[@RVMan985]

Wrong NAMBLA, Matt. I think you mean the North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes calendar.

[@BoredLion99]

This is the most cringey thing I’ve ever layed my eyes on in my entire life

[@selder_7]

wow, just wow at this part and that boss, speechless :L

[@Multi-Tech]

The thing is South Park doesn't have a low or at least it shouldn't the problem is that so many people get so offended by the show and try to do things like sew it but come on if it's so offensive then just don't watch it in the first place

[@theomnigamer9177]

But in my eyes, I think the lowest they went was Jesus Christ? I don't know, I think I'm speaking for other people.

[@SwordgunnerM92]

welp

[@HitsujiMamoru]

Your avatar's hair changed after taking the Hoff off right? They were shorter and light gray, and you also loose the Jew locks... so... what happened ?

[@Lion09887]

Park lol