SGB Smackdown Sunday: Jackbox Party Pack 5: Patently Stupid

[@Nomadman903]

Johnny's presentation felt the most natural, expected of a reviewer.

[@587DeathKing]

7:37-8:19 So Johnny's problem and solution is basically the plot of Yakuza 0

[@djoshawott2850]

And the exact opposite of the plot of Yakuza 1.

[@taipenn2358]

Pretty fitting that Johnny gets the normal looking mug like his SomecallmeJohnny mugs.

[@LONGTAIL15]

That Jesus Saves though. That killed me.

[@HubPie3]

"Because you fuckers need Jesus."

[@TMNIsaac]

@NICHOLAS WHITE Me too

[@AdoltheFox]

That made me laugh so much I just had to applaud it. A round of applause for Johnny's invention ladies and gentlemen.

[@adiraiju9336]

I misunderstood it at first: "The answer is very simple: You sickoes are getting fucking crucified."

[@PSIHedgehogChris]

@@TMNIsaac Same. I was laughing so hard at that, my mom called from the other room to ask if I was ok.

[@DouglasStewart99]

12:53-13:25 He does this on Sunday and I got home from church 2 hours ago. Absolute perfect timing Johnny.

[@gameman250]

I'll never forget the best invention of them all: "Stop Talking!"

[@zacharylandrum4789]

Really? I think the best invention is "The Junk Freshener!"

[@esmooth919]

No. The best one, by and large, is "Jesus Saves."

[@aionicthunder]

But never forget Crack: “The party doesn’t stop, until your heart does”

[@marcellosilva9286]

Fun fact, there's an old FPS called Rise of the Triad where you can, indeed, cook healing items by shooting them with a rocket launcher, and you can do that in the 2013 remake as well, so Elliot's invention was something that has been done before.

[@louievelayo4100]

13:07 AMEN, JOHN! AMEN! XD

[@NaiblistheCurious1]

My favorite invention from people playing this game still is the "Stop Talking" pitched by MasaeAnella. It very simply was a gun. and it also is very effective at it's purpose.

[@NaiblistheCurious1]

Elliot, that invention's called "Smell-o-vision!"

[@ejelecflametails6657]

Care to give me a link?

[@NaiblistheCurious1]

@@ejelecflametails6657 kzbin.info/www/bejne/g5DPlIOFjbeCm6s fair warning, one of the non-TRG players was an asshole and spoiled the mood. Thankfully Masae is first.

[@papershadow]

@@NaiblistheCurious1 The video was edited to censor the imagery even ahead of Jon's, but yeah, you can hear their reactions.

[@NaiblistheCurious1]

and thank (insert higher power) they did. that shit was not funny to see live.

[@Kylioken94]

13:07 another great moment added to SGB history

[@BryonYoungblood]

As Johnny said when he displayed it, "You fuckers need Jesus!"

[@Thebigcmaverick]

Elliot's Dinner RPG is so bad it Makes Homer's Makeup Gun a Masterpiece!

[@sonicmastersword8080]

Homer’s inventions all worked. The ideas were just so bad that no one would ever buy them, with the exception of the automatic hammer and toilet chair.

[@SonyBoiOmega]

Johnny is the champion in this video XD 7:36 - 8:20 and 12:48 -13:25

[@atlasultima4200]

Here's my list of the presentations: 1. Johnny - As expected from a reviewer. Man keeps a straight face as the audience laugh like hell. Surprised that he didn't win this game, though. 2. Matt - Son of a gun catches me off guard with what he presents. His second one still gets a chuckle from me because of the other three's reactions. 3. Elliot - That Dinner RPG... that is all. 4. Sabrina - Both of hers are good, but the other three had better presentations of their products. I hope Johnny does this game on one of his streams, that is gonna be a gold mine.

[@fireblast8972]

That moment when you realize that 3 of these 4 have gone to art school and graduated

[@PhoeniksStorm]

When Elliot said Dinner RPG i though of Role Playing Game not a rocket launcher and i can just say I'm disappointed

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

Rocket Propelled Grenades

[@alexmcneill6445]

13:10 I love this. I couldn't stop laughing for a while. X'D (Tears of laughter, ladies & gents)

[@RedwindAndBeyond]

13:07 TESTIFY JOHNNY TESTIFY!

[@Nintega2K]

"You Fuckers Need Jesus" So Fitting it's so goddamn hilarious!

[@HubPie3]

*SGB uploads Smackdown Sunday* *Closes Pornhub*

[@OathKeeperRiku07]

Hub Pie porn shouldn't wait

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

Hubbie, Youre too pure for watching porn.

[@HubPie3]

@@Da_ComputerMonster It's the only action I can get these days considering my low self-esteem with women.

[@lordkaijux5262]

@Nova Spirit WTF?

[@lordkaijux5262]

John: Greeting ladies and gentleman I am Johnny, Matt: I'm Matt Elliot: I'm Elliot John: And today we're going to look at pornhub. Matt: This beats beating Chao!

[@SmashSSL]

Im dying here Johnny you absolute genius

[@ChibiSkitty19]

It wouldn't be Matt if he doesn't use the most interesting names for multiplayer games. XD

[@adamrhodes9533]

"What is Patently Stupid?" Let's just refer to the TRG Stream when they played it, and I think it'll explain everything.

[@punishedghost4970]

13:08 Y'all need Jesus. 🤣

[@noddler217]

The Dinner RPG. There's two ways that can go, and both of them are hilariously absurd.

[@magoo2133]

I didn’t bother watching this when it was first uploaded because...I don’t know, so now I have a reason to say, ‘I came here because of Jolivector’s animation’.

[@NicWitLocs]

"You fuckers need Jesus" - Johnny, 2019

[@deaththekid186]

God I'm hoping for someone to make a highlight of the Jesue save pitch.

[@NanaKyoto]

Given the day and age we live in, inventions like that aren't too farfetched.

[@sonicmastersword8080]

Shiro-Luna Anything and everything will be invented.

[@MidcoreGamer]

Oh my god! I'm dying after watching this XD You need to do another one of these. It's like the next Try Your Words; hilarious as hell.

[@romdan7136]

I love that John and Sabrina didn't even try to actually SOLVE said problem, just say "Stop it...... Get some help"

[@KetchupBlogs]

"Take the fall" I lost my shit at that. Damn you Johnny hahaha

[@Killswitch-Ryry]

Ok I actually lol’d throughout this whole thing Y’all need to do more of this As usual 10/10 awesomeness Nice one guys and girl

[@petwisk2012]

Mo money No problems

[@HairyOreo]

Elliot just busting out the Dinner Blaster.

[@WistfulWeather]

Happy to see Jackbox stuff again!

[@R-A--sc8vl]

*God Damn it MATT*

[@Comkill117]

I’m just going to be straight and to the point. 12:46

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

John's product: Y'all mothafuckas need Jesus

[@YLFGMatt]

Holy crap that was hilarious

[@Gale_Storm_]

Darn. Misread as " Jack in the Box." I was expecting more burger-related hijinks. Now I'm disappointed AND hungry. (I'm kidding...about the disappointed part.(

[@OctaviousNight]

I dunno man there is plenty to be dissapointed in when you still don’t have some Jack in the Box ready to eat

[@esmooth919]

@@OctaviousNight I wouldn't know. There is no Jack in the box where I live

[@ImPersonNation]

God damn it, I read that title maybe 14 times, and I kept reading it as patiently.

[@TimGaukerToons]

Smackdown Sunday and more Jackbox? Thanks to you, I'd like to give these games a shot

[@SakuraAvalon]

Nearly choked on my chips when Johnny said 'it's a very hairy baloney'

[@fabrizeantonio4425]

I'm going to hell for that "Jesus Saves" part.

[@lovelygg13]

More of this PLEEEEAAAASE!!!!!

[@Firet111]

13:08 I'll take your entire stock!

[@LiamGers-cx1kn]

I wonder if you guys have seen the TRG stream where they played this. It was hilarious.

[@sonicmastersword8080]

Elliot, five minutes is nothing compared to the days of preparation Thanksgiving requires.

[@thedarkmasterthedarkmaster]

Johnny is a fundamentalist confirmed!!!

[@ShadowWolfRising]

"You Fuckers Need Jesus." Johnny pls. My stomach hurts.

[@No0neat]

13:17 oh god i can't stop laughing.

[@finkleburg-koh]

WOAH WOAH WOAH SINCE WHEN HAS SMACKDOWN SUNDAYS BEEN BACK?!?!

[@KomotoRaynar]

Watching this at 1 AM after alcohol. No regrets. .... actually, I have several regrets, but they don't relate to this. Roses For The Noses was to die for. And poor Matt in that endcard. He looks like he needs six more hours of sleep.

[@hydro3739]

Woah, who are these Big Beautiful Men on MY end card? But in all seriousness, I really like that artwork of the SGB heroes. Good Job!

[@EphemeralOne]

You know, Matt's line is making me dread and impatient for when SGB gets around to Resident Evil 5

[@ProtoBusterSwrd]

*Life Choices Intensifies*

[@Thayne1]

13:06 is my favorite

[@Roon18]

More Smackdown SGB? *busts out snacks* this going to be good.

[@Arwingmaster23]

Hoo boy that was a hoot and a half. Can't wait for the next one!

[@krisisgod666]

“You f%^kers need Jesus” -Somecallmejohnny (2019)

[@jacobmonks3722]

I love how the images are drawn on napkins.

[@JaceAce22]

Take the fall. That was fucking genius

[@KimonoFlareonGX]

Y'all need Jebus 😂 Oh, Johnny, you card.

[@haylemoo]

Now I’m just waiting for a Mad Verse City smackdown sunday. 😄

[@buchiklop110]

Misread the title and thought you were playing "You Don't Know Jack" instead. Hopefully you do play it. It's far and away the best game in this pack.

[@esmooth919]

They had a lot of fun with You Don't Know Jack in the past. Who's to say they won't do it again?

[@sonicmastersword8080]

There was an episode of Dragon’s Den, the international version of Shark Tank, where someone tried to sell a pyramid scheme. Needless to say, the investors shut him out almost immediately, citing legal concerns,

[@homuraakemi103]

I mean, my invention would be a massive mallet to smash the computer...

[@tthomaselli2]

I still laugh at 12:47-13:25.

[@tthomaselli2]

What did Johnny mean by "Take the fall." at 8:07-8:20?...

[@louievelayo4100]

You flat broke and you got a major problem? Screw it, take the L...

[@benwood5659]

i believe we all know what's going to be lionseatnoobs's next highlight video.

[@Rivera12Brandon]

Is this a versus competitive game,ON A SUNDAY?

[@tthomaselli2]

Was Matt's picture blurred out by the game, or, was it done during the editing before posting this clip to KZbin?...

[@csquared84]

It was edited

[@tthomaselli2]

@@csquared84- That's what I thought... I wasn't sure. Thanks, a lot.

[@csquared84]

@@tthomaselli2 Of course

[@mbdg6810]

It would be ironic if "You cant" *FAILED*

[@ahmadabdullah1395]

Looked at the thumbnail and thought (is this the sequel to You Don't Know Jack?)

[@MarcHarder]

Best SDS yet

[@shadowmwape]

Matt won the first one right Edit: Johnny Won!

[@rafones03]

12:08 wait what wtf? I didn't know we had those XD

[@rafones03]

13:08 Also couldn't agree more with Johnny here lmao

[@g4tviscool]

more exciting than the super bowl from past sunday. ya i said it lol

[@esmooth919]

12:53. You're welcome

[@highcaliburx3751]

YES!

[@atsuinekowo]

it returns!!!

[@thecommenter6773]

I can't believe Matt is god!

[@OathKeeperRiku07]

This is making me laugh

[@SwordgunnerM92]

Been a while to see Jackbox Party Pack again

[@cncburger93]

I notice that smackdown sunday mortal kombat 1, mortal kombat 2 and dragon ball fighterz isn't in the smackdown sundays list. Just thought I led you know.

[@bluetwo2284]

Finally a smackdown sunday its been so long

[@mega8525]

TAKE THE FALL.

[@cyrushalberd624]

Looks like someone’s been trying to cast Resurrection on Smackdown Sundays. That explains why it took so long to come back. ...I’ve been playing a lot of Tales of Vesperia Definitive Edition blind lately, okay? Let’s just say the healer in Vesperia isn’t always the best at doing her job sometimes. XD

[@2bxa2bestshipfightme45]

Johnny could sell me a half decayed horse corpse and I would still buy it. No but seriously Johnny's sense of comedic timing is fantastic.

[@shadowmwape]

Finally

[@hellostacks]

Round 2 next week pls

[@Mario9919DX]

Those people stole your ideas and got richer?!? You guys should sue.

[@scottduncan5525]

MORE PLZ

[@spartanq7781]

0:10

[@kingarthurpendragon134]

15:35 Elliot, everyone knows that Brazilians speak PORTUGUESE, not Spanish.

[@SnakeArtists]

This is patently stupid..( Its a joke xD )

[@ejelecflametails6657]

FIBBAGE! Aww...

[@dylansmith5206]

he Top #10 Games I Want To See You Guys Play On Smack-down Sundays (1-10)! #1. Both Injustice: Gods Among Us- Ultimate Edition And Injustice 2: Legendary Edition #2. Marvel VS. Capcom Infinite (With All The DLC Included) #3. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Fighting Edition (For The SNES) #4. Jump Force (On PS4 After It's Release On The 15th) #5. Tekken 7 (With All The DLC Included) #6. Street Fighter V: Arcade Edition (With All The DLC Included) #7. Cartoon Network- Punch Time Explosion XL #8. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Smash Up #9. Soul Calibur 4 #10. Killer Instinct (The 2013 Video Game) (With All The DLC Included)

[@wellaceswild3154]

If they play re2 remake we need the og sgb

[@rawrdino7046]

Jesus saves was what my parents told me when i told them i was becoming a woman