史上最尷尬的一場APEX！當了電燈泡的Doki聽着哥兒把妹全程驚呆【Dokibird 中文】 (CC: 字幕更正)

[@billietomato]

開啟字幕會看到翻譯更正（謝謝留言補充!）： 1) 00:38, 06:17 Shoot a shot 是雙關語，可以意譯為這個人在向對方發起戀愛攻勢/嘗試撩對方 2) 04:09 更正：她「如果是」共和黨 (If I WAS a republican) ，就要射擊他了。因為川普支持擁槍權，這裏是玩美國的梗，後面接的是That was dark（黑色幽默的意思） 3) 08:04 更正：這裏的Optic應該指Doki的偵察角Vantage使用小蝙蝠時瞄準定位的準星，而不是光點， 另外影子貓也剪了這段！來這邊再看一次另一個版本的翻譯：kzbin.info/www/bejne/el7PnGBrmbyrf6ssi=KKVt7huueuNiOM5S 😎

[@junruihe8647]

下面评论也有讲，但4:09讲的是如果我是共和党(if I WAS a republican)，因为共和党支持枪拥有全，而且经常会有梗去嘲笑这一点

[@billietomato]

@@junruihe8647謝謝更正！

[@chiaohongcheng]

@@billietomato 然後他peter玩的是minecraft 不是魔獸世界 你在修正一下

[@billietomato]

@@chiaohongcheng 謝謝留言！這裏應該是Warcraft沒錯～剛剛看另一條英文的clip，本來是寫Minecraft也修正了是Warcraft

[@chiaohongcheng]

@@billietomato 我後來回去連續聽5遍 結果真的她媽魔獸世界XD

[@ssrb7774]

Doki笑得也太爽🤣🤣🤣 但真的很好笑 而且最絕望的不是撩妹失敗 而是這過程被實況出去還被3000多人現場觀摩🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zurg4392]

然後烤肉把這過程再次傳播出去

[@ER1775]

社監現場

[@kamewu]

然後烤肉與剪輯會傳播到萬人知曉 😂

[@yolia9469]

現在不只3000人了，可能半個世界都（可能包括這位peter）知道了 😅

[@ssrb7774]

@@yolia9469 我剛看其他精華有人說推特那邊有500多萬觀看了 真的社死到爆了🤣

[@甄蘭]

擁有頂獵身法的sammy完全避開salt的每一發

[@groundlessyuan]

我的推特整排都是Doki聽見Peter時露出的那個臉

[@Lijinbentai]

完全有種高中的時候一群朋友躲在教室外面的柱子 偷看教室裡面曖昧的男女調情後一群人在廁所大爆笑討論的既視感 怎麼那麼好笑ww

[@mato00oo00-t7]

0:55 我還是第一次看到有迪士尼以外的角色有這種表情wwwwww

[@koumori75]

她這個表情真的好可愛🤣🤣

[@BLkun]

My gods "Are you and peter still together" is going to be translated in a 100 different languages at this point......

[@Pokxri]

Poor guy really thought doki was just a random in his team 😭😭😭

[@bakchan4185]

0:38 this guy is shooting his shot. 意思是他在把握機會撩妹，不是槍擊的意思

[@billietomato]

謝謝補充！沒錯👍 推一下

[@hzzgg8789]

and he whiffed so hard

[@op9000977]

對 我正想留言 6分多鐘那裏打字也是

[@kagato23]

@@billietomatoexpanding a little on it, it grew out of another English phrase: “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”

[@cinderdog0116]

Sammy : I think this guy cheating 你才cheating 好不好，放著Peter在旁邊在撩Salt

[@billietomato]

笑死cheating

[@blackmr9164]

座布団一枚！

[@甄蘭-h9z]

全場贏家 : PETER

[@jjack0914]

salt斷線次數跟心理破房成正比

[@黑方-k8c]

網路表現了其心理狀態www

[@ssrb7774]

可能salt的網路有連接心臟 只要跳太快或太慢就會自動斷網🤣

[@a23622587]

哇DOKI的模型真的很細緻耶，這種表情都能呈現這麼傳神

[@雷ネズミ-i5q]

0:55 這表情連Live2D製作師都很驚訝他這個表情是怎麼做出來的

[@nihuang7484]

求連結

[@angie-dd3ic]

雖然知道這個表情要怎麼做 不過特地擠出表情跟很自然的做出這個表情顯然還是有不小差異

[@aoigreen7025]

雖然知道cillia 斜槓live2D領域，但看到doki的2D模是她做的還是覺得緣分真神奇

[@meme_Knight2077]

機體還是要看駕駛員的😂 看看Holo王牌駕駛員 WTM那顏藝

[@peiyy_lin5196]

女玩家：那個叫DOKI的是開挂 DOKI:關我P事啊___*( ￣皿￣)/#____))

[@erikocheung7984]

還以為在玩 Apex，原來在旁白乙女遊戲

[@星空-e7b]

乾這是BAD END了吧

[@user-ouob8787]

他們的情場比遊戲的戰場還要有趣100倍

[@mortifer5924]

可不是每場遊戲都有八卦可以聽

[@circus1201]

在聽到Peter之後 鹽水兄都靜了下來 O7鹽水兄

[@darkcl]

normal pc stress test: 開遊戲, 開滿特效 doki stress test: 做電燈泡

[@縱然たとえ]

這2人要是知道幾千人在看就笑死

[@georgeghleung]

And then they found out it is clipped in multiple language and spread across the world

[@燒魚鯛魚燒]

最糟的是有人把它剪下來給幾萬人看😂

[@kamyu1133]

聽說有一段被剪下來 有三百萬view

[@gshao3622]

他這皮真的是下足本，即便不手控也超生動的XD

[@SakuraAkemi]

Doki的那個表情變成新迷因了

[@immortal_shrooms6757]

Oh no, there's a chinese translation, bro is cooked

[@buzhiwolfch.4813]

Sad

[@Mister_King01]

Bruh I've seen Korean, Japanese, and Indonesian translation. Bro is completely cooked lol

[@Nothing-1w3]

bro is cooked beyond salvation 😭😭😭

[@loadingsolate]

Lmao

[@Vikey36]

he's not even cooked anymore, he's just charred

[@novikovPrinciple]

Not only has this moment been immortalized with over a million views across the internet, but it will also soon be made available in half a dozen languages. Salt_Waterr, I do not know you, but you have my deepest condolences. (=_=).7

[@99996ck]

O7🥲

[@猿神崎鶇]

Yup put this shi on raddit or something just let everybody know 😂😂

[@呂嘉紘-p5g]

o7

[@gamermonci]

o7

[@vincentchan3110]

o7

[@KainZC]

這就是去茶餐廳吃飯隔壁桌超大聲談八卦我們這邊一句不說非常invest的聽的狀態嗎😂😂😂😂

[@丁維譽]

比較像有兩個人跟你拼桌 又聊的超大聲 然後你心理OS:你們知道我聽得道對吧 (在然後其實你的吃播實況一直沒關都播出去了(X

[@mortified0]

The clip is being subtitled in different languages, Salt's fumble has gone international

[@jimmyjohnjoejr]

Bro can never join an apex game again, he'll get recognized instantly

[@GeldUndKokaine-kc1hp]

it's never been this over

[@SweetKscam]

Mr Worldwide 😂

[@GAVIN760101]

😂😂😂😂 快笑死，直播尷尬電子調情Pete直接直播被鬆土

[@核桃-b9l]

6:25 說謊 如果真的不知道會停頓好幾秒來思考 可以確認他就是喜歡被捧起來的ㄅ...

[@whomst855]

RIP bro's fumble is translated its over for him. To my english viewers who is translating the comments like me, 'eating melons' is a Chinese saying to basically watch drama unfold from a distance. Kind of like when your neighbours is fighting and you're watching from a distance.

[@陳俊諺-q5r]

這精華比純遊戲好笑N倍😂😂😂

[@均澤-p4d]

他們的對話在他們不知道的時候被上萬的人聽到了🤣🤣🤣

[@TobyLeung0721]

這根本是在做單身狗的壓力測試www

[@Kanaelovechu]

放大後真的覺得這皮真不錯，很可愛超適合她😍

[@kuro_5537]

4:09 感覺比較像是在講：如果她不是共和黨支持者 玩川普的梗😂 所以才會接That was dark

[@billietomato]

謝謝補充！推一下

[@mosquito6334]

沒吧那應該是If i was a republican i would shoot you, 翻譯是如果她是共和黨人她會開槍， 而且共和黨是支持擁槍的人，這裏應該是開美國槍擊跟共和黨的玩笑

[@kuro_5537]

@@mosquito6334 原來 我以為是在講槍擊川普

[@gelato5709]

NAHHHHH THEY DONE TRANSLATED BROS FUMBLE IN CHINESE 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@阿信少爺]

吃瓜第一線 這個APEX在干擾我(X

[@rtr70613]

都不知道是綜藝神眷顧她 還是它本身就是綜藝神 到哪都平白無故生草，真神鳥也!XD

[@annulovecat6205]

Doki: i can make it awkward Me: Oh Hell NAH BRO

[@anamehere]

This clip is even getting clipped in other languages i dont know if i should feel even more bad for salt or laugh harder

[@jamessnow9405]

SALT_WATER ACTUALLY MADE IT TO CHINESE MEDIA HE IS SO DONE BRO HE IS SO COOKED 🙏🏻

[@nuo-64]

2:09 表情好愛

[@Sawa-luna]

你不尷尬，尷尬的就是別人😂

[@chromestarGameVid]

3000個別人w

[@Turtleking_]

Oh god even the chinese now know how bad salt fumbled the bag

[@nihuang7484]

這種的很棒 不要再剪純遊戲精華了 這種八卦的才讚😂👍 恭喜你們不只實況的看到了 還有這顆紅蕃茄所有的觀眾😂🎉🎉🎉 喔幹 這絕對是我看過的精華歷史之最啊啊😂😂😂😂

[@NPG_C97]

壓力測試WWW

[@hellothere9167]

Your absolute fumble being recorded and being viral across international waters is insane

[@hendy79315]

This is true stress test

[@Noizu830]

我他媽全身尷尬癌都要發作了笑死

[@minutes152002]

因情報不足就發起進攻是致命的錯誤 女方男友就在旁邊看你表演.. 感覺像沒見過面的網友 連對方有同居男友都不知道..

[@abc41411]

數百萬人替這位老哥心碎

[@aa1-v]

這女的百分百知道他們兩個在幹嘛，太可怕了這種女人 撩完還裝不知道對方想什麽，她就完全清楚雙方的想法和行爲意味著什麽 只是她很享受玩這種擦邊球游戲而已

[@g83.07]

遇過一個😢

[@honestlyshadowybeliever]

你可能要看本人直播再作評論

[@kagato23]

From a westerner, This was an attempt at mercy. By pretending she doesn’t understand what just happened, there is a chance to save face where they both pretend this conversation was not what it was and they proceed as if it never happened at all. He should have started talking about something, about ANYTHING else. But he did not take this mercy. Of course, they didn’t know that this was being seen by the world and there was no chance to spare him, but they couldn’t know this at the time.

[@reader4266]

用自己的眼光發出曲解女生的評論，太可怕了這男人

[@aa1-v]

@@reader4266 我是女的，前資深綠茶，用自己的眼光設了我是男人的前提的評論，太可怕了。這種status還説些容易讓人誤會的flirty的話，單就這一點就已經非常難解釋得通。不過這種天真的發言估計你跟salt是同一類人 被耍爆還不知道其實蠻可悲的

[@capasita]

R.I.P Salt

[@kiratachibana]

這個真的很好笑www

[@abnegazher]

So, this is the internet equivalent of "orbital burial", and by that I mean letting the entire world notice that you're crashing and burning back to Earth's surface high enough for the entire world to see your body turning into cinders...

[@user-uu3nu8qd9g]

不要取笑 老哥曾為了自己的小兄弟努力 但他失敗了 跟他斷線次數一樣多

[@heymustache1604]

大型翻車現場XDDDD

[@bander-Coolb]

Bro called petter a little gay salt is a fitting name

[@listening...-xr1kx]

Salt is cooked

[@billietomato]

we love salt, the guy who plays apex on ps4 in 2024.

[@ChronicalV]

Nahhh now this clip is going international 💀 poor guy

[@Pokxri]

This clip really took off all around the world 💀💀💀

[@tfsnow8110]

他這個皮做得真的很好

[@羅西-o6b]

oh shxt,我這幾天也在一般場遇到它們幾次，或許是我英文不算非常好的關係，我以為一切正常，笑死

[@ThePomorimDourado]

Salt is so cooked. No way he doesn't find the clips at this point.

[@billietomato]

They knew already. There’s an after story on Sammy’s Twitch channel, with them laughing at the clip and sharing more about their relationships (with Peter as channel mod). Poor salt… www.twitch.tv/sammykins200

[@mortifer5924]

不該在睡前看這個的，笑到睡不著😂

[@pangya_papa]

吃瓜比吃雞重要多了 !!

[@kennychwk]

能迴避嗎我過去當那電燈膽～

[@bander-Coolb]

Salt getting exposed in Chinese too dayumm broo

[@Archedgar]

Lmao, Salt-kun really did go international. Poor guy........ still funny though.

[@阿才-f1x]

男的斷線是精華

[@amber-107-24]

把peter看成petra www

[@夏雪天-p9x]

我看到這個留言才發現我一直看錯w

[@oldhuman4816]

Petra性轉版就叫Peter😂

[@pororo_403]

我也是這樣才進來的www

[@gostfox126]

今早直播也有人說is Peter still dating

[@果果在你的領域]

甚至沒有DC Bro thinks he's goat 💀💀

[@大男孩-h3p]

終於看到月龍的翻譯了

[@cogaco]

這就是置身drama現場的感覺嗎😂😂

[@link-lub-yaki]

0:55 2:09

[@benson2749]

玩個遊戲比八點檔狗血

[@mstart_t8975]

The Heartbreak heard around the world

[@SweetKscam]

Best comedy surely need 3rd perspective .

[@RinNamikaze]

哦谢特，隔着屏幕都感觉到伤痛 Q-Q

[@limouren]

it's peak vtuber content bro

[@炭毛豆]

第一次看烤肉看到全程跟著姨母笑ww

[@Taiwango-123]

這時候DC的好處就展現出來了ww 尷尬翻車聽聊天台(O APEX遊戲台(X

[@biblethump6777]

我愛奧勒岡伺服器（如果是的話，奧勒岡真的超愛聊天）

[@georgeghleung]

UGH. Hate it. At leats people in Tokyo server know how to play instead of Hot Drop Insta DC even in ranked

[@puddingspy9837]

Optic在射擊遊戲這個context下字面翻是"瞄具"，不過以Sammy輔瞄指控的語意來翻的話用"準心"觀眾可能更好理解狀況 另外感謝烤肉，終於知道那個傻眼表情為什麼瘋傳了

[@billietomato]

謝謝補充！

[@jacksonjohnny2372]

笑死，重點這場還被做短片，那張😮迷因還在我的手機裡

[@henrytseng7690]

吃瓜可比游戏重要多了

[@tarcy357]

0:55這表情可以不斷重刷呢😂

[@laikachun51]

應該和他說，你們說的話不小心給3千多人聽到😂

[@sari_iroha]

事實上這還不是 doki 第一次做出 2:08 這個表情 我之前在推特上看到，應該是某個展之類的活動來賓、U桑和 doki 同台獻唱 U桑唱到一半，無預警地把皮換成摔角選手，doki 超震驚的看著旁邊的人怎麼瞬間長肌肉www 有位推主@/ cayennedraws 還把這一幕畫出來了

[@yaris141]

真的好好笑 xDDD

[@YOU-jt9oy]

Salt RIP 好慘XD

[@Leonlion0305]

終於看到Doki露出那表情的時候是發生了甚麼 😂 真的有夠尬的

[@andym3278]

Even the jo bros know about Peter now ??? Damn, pour a drink for this poor guy...

[@rumen-ec2bu]

Ggs bro

[@peterwine6908]

身為一個Peter，我很抱歉

[@chiaohongcheng]

我昨天上班的時候看到整個笑爛XD

[@式冰]

笑超爽🤣

[@kenz_mak]

感謝烤肉 我就是想找這片翻譯 很綠耶😂😂😂

[@billythid]

the 4th hand embarassment omfg... I'm dying... RIP salt...🥃

[@行天-kur]

靠北 怎麼有那種美國派的感覺

[@劉浩浩-u6g]

默哀一秒