Sh*t Texans Don't Say

[@BlackRifleCoffeeCompany]

What else would a Texan NEVER say?

[@Dryphu]

Why does Beto seem like such a straight man

[@germanspy6581]

Why don’t we just let the government take out guns? We’ll all Be a lot safer...

[@chrisb.5295]

" I wouldn't ever tell someone that's not from Texas that I'm a Texan".

[@grimmwolf9690]

Veva mexico

[@luketanker6074]

Man, my guns are to heavy. I shouldn't buy any more guns

[@SnackPack913]

“I wish my horses would read more socialist literature” that one got me pretty good

[@The_Professional_Hobbiest]

Laughed real hard

[@EnnesArms]

Animal farm is a great book, lol

[@tflanagan3511]

That shit got me. Everything was semi serious and then there's Jarred

[@razzor4708]

@@EnnesArms it's actually against socialism anti-utopia book,as any Orwell,same as 1984

[@razzor4708]

In Belarus it was called "Scientific communism",back in time while we were occupied bu soviet russia...

[@Dmingoose]

"Just kidding, I'm not doing that even for a skit." DAMN RIGHT

[@chrisrowe5400]

even skits have to have limits

[@evanbreaux4524]

Hell yea

[@Skinnbones33]

Hell ya brother.

[@rickymcgowen6776]

@@OFFICIALUND proof that's not a link?

[@rickymcgowen6776]

@@OFFICIALUND Huh, good to know. Also Kyle Rittenhouse shot in self defense, and he also took out a convicted pedo, so that's a plus in my book. Also thank you for the info, and I specified that the proof not be a link because most people that say they have 'proof of blank doing something shitty' they post a link. It gets old.

[@toeonthetrigger7531]

"Give that shit back to the government." "One for me, two for the government." 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheXennial79]

Operation bullet speed. Give them right back at 400 fps.

[@Lifelesstoaster]

Well Texas does have very high sales tax and property tax so the government does get its share

[@dylanpeterson3490]

@@Lifelesstoaster no income tax so they steal it that way.

[@chefJansenvia]

Yea shot them bastards in the head

[@chefJansenvia]

Starting with Biden and Harris

[@SerJofreVeli]

"You gotta cook the brisket fast and eat it immediately" "The heat isn't that bad" "Street tacos are overrated" "I'm allergic to Whiskey" "The rattle of a snake means it's happy to see you"

[@kerbhekoff7572]

nope to far

[@saulmurillo40]

the tacos that damn it or that Texas was from Mexico

[@HolgerDanske]

Those are pretty good. 👍

[@Hostage..]

"I love a runny rib" "Man, I really wish these gas prices were a bit higher" "41 cents for 45, do I look cheap to you?" "Really starting to think that we can just cut off another pipe line or two, tired of getting gas anyway."

[@straitouttatexas.]

Your accuracy...🤝@@Hostage..

[@Arez455]

"just kidding I'm not even doing that for a skit." Spoken like a real American.

[@davidlysaghtlegupability2924]

@@borni8925 why it's just peaceful protest

[@Remtnot]

Its trully disrespectful to the police and military to expect them to kneel

[@davidlysaghtlegupability2924]

@@Remtnot how

[@islanddude6746]

@@davidlysaghtlegupability2924 Because to some kneeling is a way of not showing respect and the reason you stand is to give your attention to the flag for all those that served

[@islanddude6746]

@@davidlysaghtlegupability2924 But at least you ain't stepping over or burning

[@himynameistim009]

“We need more defense attorney billboards” that’s the TRUEST thing I’ve heard in awhile. They are EVERYWHERE

[@livefreeordie4586]

Blood suckers

[@DEVANWOOD555]

CALLL 44444444-44444-444-44

[@JakeBaldwin1]

Seriously I counted 12 different signs on my way to Bastrop. It was a 40 minute drive.

[@livefreeordie4586]

@@JakeBaldwin1 lol, sad part is they do that because works. To many people try to get something for nothing 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@NBH-xh3nq]

Motorcycle Accident, call [e-mail]

[@RevantheBlack]

This was good, loved that Mat won’t kneel even for a skit!

[@stevekissel3822]

Yeah..that was great !!!!

[@coffeympatrick3048]

"Professionals have standards."

[@OKBushcraft]

Patriots have standards.

[@SwimShady72]

Right!

[@leopard2a797]

funny thing is a veteran is the one to tell kapernick to do that. a sign of respect for the dead. don’t care abo it anyone’s opinions on them. They did it right.

[@giovannibattistaponzetto5860]

"I am not doing that even for a skit" . Never change, Matt Best!

[@-SEKI-]

please explain these words :-)

[@duragonsithlord8569]

Yeah i wonder how'd those kneeling people would feel if they knew that kneeling was a sign of submission not protest.

[@kerbhekoff7572]

he has morals

[@ADogNamedStay]

Dude is from LA. they also openly supported black lives matter, I'll never buy their product again. Don't let this skit fool you.

[@coleycole2381]

@@PM-bs2mf an employee donated to Biden which is their right to do so. They stayed neutral on a polarized political issue that is going to piss off half the county either way thanks to the MSM.

[@codymckinney3829]

"Why would anyone ever shoot a hog out of a helicopter?" "Civilians don't need machine guns or .50 Cal rifles!" "You really don't need an AR-15 for home defense, just buy a double barrel shotgun!" "Yeah 30 rounds IS a high capacity magazine!" "No I am completely comfortable with the new head of the ATF being the same guy that posed for pictures next to burning remains from Waco."

[@golfvictor9090]

Don't you mean the AFT??

[@wildfireintexas]

You forgot the part where you shot your shotgun in the air.

[@SASHAHAG]

"We should get taxed on all our weapons based on weight... $1 per ounce per year." LOL

[@howardbaxter2514]

I would definitely say the first one. Why would anyone ever shoot a hog out of a helicopter? We should be using A-10s instead.

[@mikek9297]

That's how the pendulum swings.. we got 4 years of illiterate secretary of education and a guy who thinks humans can breathe carbon as head of EPA. Enjoy your turn....

[@capncole]

" I wish the rest of Texas was just like Austin" bwahahaha

[@hbleblanc205]

@Chet Muggins The only reason they're on welfare is because the government killed their livelihoods

[@sovietunion6530]

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[@sovietunion6530]

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[@muammarbinsharif6425]

@Chet Muggins the fact you unironically use "hicks" and think everyone should move to big cities shows that 1. you live in a bubble and 2. you dont know what the industrial revolution was

[@muammarbinsharif6425]

@Chet Muggins my g have u ever been outside your upper middle class small mansion neighborhood? everything you say smacks of arrogant rich kid

[@Midnight_Strider]

“One for me, two for the government.” XD

[@lukepierce9418]

One for practice two for application? Wait sorry, cant say stuff like that

[@Derek-no8fu]

@@lukepierce9418 Nice

[@bronbettis4084]

Chauvin was justly imprisoned BLM

[@bronbettis4084]

@warrior in a garden Damn bro, we just met! Plus: I don’t roll that way.

[@williewilson2250]

A texan would say that, the government needs to be given a chance if they were to fight him lol

[@chanceenglish7769]

"Joe Biden is the greatest president ever" I swear it'd snow in Texas before I heard this... wait

[@kelb3079]

That winter storm was probably the most gnarly snow we got in a hundred years, the weather was trying to warn us of the historically massive shitstorm ahead

[@oreo7259]

LMFAO

[@Ekstrax]

@@illinoisboy8577 This video hardly gives me the impression they're big about the democrats, but how about you just shut the fuck up, leave politics out of it, and enjoy some good content? Now that would be nice

[@cobroke]

@@Ekstrax Amen, brother!

[@ADogNamedStay]

I'll never buy another product of theirs again.

[@TimkennedyMMA]

I can’t like it laugh at this enough.

[@theamericanhiker9655]

Tim!!! My hero

[@sherlock7898]

No texans were offended in the making of this video

[@philanthropicnightmare1206]

Haha me neither! 🤨 😂

[@Jimmy_Watt]

They don't teach English in SEAL school.

[@therandomcommenterwithknow3495]

Jimmy Watt Tim Kennedy is a Green Beret.. but they don’t teach English there either.

[@duke7131]

Not kneeling down during our anthem even for a skit , got me all fired up. 🙏🇺🇸🍻

[@bronbettis4084]

Who cares it’s a fucking song and he knelt for a good cause

[@mikek9297]

@@bronbettis4084 Don't interrupt the virtue signals...

[@gabrielkirchgestner619]

What's kneeling mean?

[@farmbear1231]

Yee yee

[@brandonb8543]

@@bronbettis4084 shhhhh shhh shhh grown ups are talking boy.

[@samantharodriguez3284]

"I'm glad they raised my property taxes again!" "The tofu section at HEB is too small." "Fuck Blue Bell" "Who cares about the Alamo?" "What's a best maid pickle?" "Tex-Mex? Not a fan." Love this skit!

[@stephenhensley7004]

McDonald's is better than What-A- Burger.

[@fogbow]

I like my chili full up with beans.

[@allenhess4642]

What's the Alamo?

[@thebradside9479]

Fuck Blue Bell and Braums -said no real Texan ever

[@bigdaddyleroy1915]

I wish LeBron played for the Rockets

[@douglasthompson9070]

You know you're Texan when you think Buc-ees and Whataburgers are national treasures.

[@lowes891646]

They are. I love Bucc-ee's. Whataburger ain't bad either. God Bless, Texas!

[@roosterrooster993]

Buc-ee's is a national treasure

[@dhunsaker26]

They are! Nc doesn’t have any🤬🤬🤬🤬

[@Abbywabby488]

Too bad the nearest buc-ees is two hours away from where I live

[@roosterrooster993]

@@Abbywabby488 my nearest buc-ee's is 3 hours away

[@ninjabearpress2574]

The only times real Texan takes a knee, when he's talking to God or when he's proposing marriage.

[@bradellis3855]

or when his football coach tells him to.

[@ninjabearpress2574]

@@bradellis3855 Okay, so that's three.

[@sidcolwell7479]

What if he gets hit in the jewels?🍒

[@ninjabearpress2574]

@@sidcolwell7479 I've been hit in the jewels, but did not fall to my knees...I fell on the s.o.b. who kicked me.

[@littleaqua32]

You say that about any solidly red state tbh 😉

[@carsonsheeley6844]

I’m a Texan sitting on the shitter wearing a cowboy hat at the ranch watching this video as we speak... I approve

[@MartinGarcia-du9nd]

I never related to someone through comments while using the shitter🤠

[@monkeyplayer1]

I am not a Texan sadly, nor do I have a cowboy hat on, or am I at a ranch but everything else I am as well ;)

[@kaos3383]

Texan on the throne as well. Spot on.

[@eliotmckay8383]

Hell yeah, my man

[@rrphantom8194]

"I'm concerned about my truck polluting too much"

[@SherryPM72]

Only if the trees burst into flames as you pass them.

[@rrphantom8194]

@@SherryPM72 Well of course. A texan needs to avoid burning trees in order to be able to blow them up with his tannerite

[@SherryPM72]

@@rrphantom8194 It's just a story and I cant confirm it as being true but. My brothers friends father when he was young, blew up a tree with a 1/2 case of dynamite he found in his grandfathers shed. My father who knew him said that he was nutty enough to have done it.

[@subninja8069]

hey if the govemernt would stop Throwing Money into the EV cars then we Have Hydrogen Fuel Cell I.C.E. Turcks. Why better for the envermetn

[@bronbettis4084]

Chauvin was served justice BLM

[@n9kilo507]

Here’s another one. “We love that Californians moved here, they really didn’t fuck up Austin in any way.”

[@nickjohnson410]

I love how you can tell they had a hard time keeping a straight face saying this stuff

[@sovietunion6530]

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[@sovietunion6530]

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[@donnycarrier6220]

There are so many outtakes of these guys cracking up and adlibbing during their videos. These guys are hilarious.

[@brandensmith7703]

“Them antifa kids are my heroes. Why didn’t I think of destroying my community when things didn’t go my way?!” - Shit Texans would never say

[@pappy374]

@D Hill It's funny because Texas tried to destroy the nation when things didn't go their way back in 1861.

[@drybrucke1]

@@pappy374 Not really. They seceded, and the north refused to order the withdrawal of their troops from southern land, so the Confederates attacked. I get what you're trying to say, but it's just not really historically accurate.

[@pappy374]

@@drybrucke1 Texas fought against the Union, on the side of slave owners. That makes them traitors. Heck, they joined the Union in 1845 and just 11 years later stabbed it in the back.

[@drybrucke1]

@@pappy374 I never said it wasn't traitorous. I just said that they didn't try to destroy the nation.

[@pappy374]

@@drybrucke1 They seceded from the nation and then fought a war against it. I'd say that qualifies as trying to destroy it.

[@JDT-bv8ti]

"We should have given up sooner at the Alamo, that was a horrible idea"

[@vinylexplorer9817]

- "what would you do if somebody broke into your house? - "Probably just grab my pepper spray" LOL 1:25

[@robw9435]

"I don't know" would have been another good answer.

[@thereececarter]

I’d call my neighborhood watch councilor.

[@demoniclily1892]

Let em take what they want, afterall I don't value my stuff over their human lives. Sike!

[@badgermoon9229]

This works if by pepper you mean bird shot to the face.

[@Rand0m_Mex1can14]

Yeah in Texas we get our guns

[@Lobsterboy300]

I’m a life long Texan and i approve this message.

[@evanextreme6157]

Same

[@Atlas_1127]

I haven’t even been to Texas and I know that if anybody says anything in this video, they haven’t even been close

[@evanextreme6157]

@@Atlas_1127 Yep!

[@goofy_nate]

Me too in court of law you are good

[@goofy_nate]

Texas in pretty nice it were freedom lives

[@christianirwin967]

As a Texan. I can confirm I have NEVER HEARD anybody say these soooo. Good job.

[@TexasNationalist1836]

I do agree with them saying Troy aikmen being a pussy after what he said about flyovers at NFL games

[@Osama-Bin-Goofy]

Sadly I hear shit like that all the time in Austin

[@evanextreme6157]

I never have heard shit like that, so yeah I agree as a Texan too

[@rjstine1247]

Something else Texans won't say: anything Evan Hafer says, basically.

[@Jess1234]

As a Texan I would say Evan needs to go back to Utah where he belongs,transplant

[@jasonmiles1793]

@@Jess1234 easy there. Utah doesn't want him either.

[@noahsorensen3895]

@@Jess1234 the mormons are actually American loving people, they don't want him

[@SeatTimeClips]

Let's buy an electric dirt bike off of Amazon!

[@SeatTimeClips]

@@zach5994 AGREED! It must be weird though to be on an electric dirt bike and not have that feeling of the engine vibrating your soul.

[@PotatocannonLol]

@erik dee a few things the range sucks cant go for a 12H ride in bush, you can't ride any where it can wet ATV's experience way too vibration and lay downs to expect the battery casing not to wear or experience damage they are too heavy for that. Unless you'd enjoy fusing your lower half to your bike, look up lithium battery + water on you tube. And finally the fact that every pull on throttle is a different feel it isn't a reliable throttle system between the battery life and sensor going out wack in the throttle. So I can see them being usable in a controlled settings like a track, but useless for trail rider's

[@Jai_moss07]

I mean some will go faster than gas! Not amazon obviously.

[@berryreading4809]

I gotta disagree, silently trespassing at up to 80mph off-road on closed private or non ORV trails, possibly to gain better hunting spots is Texas as hell 🤣

[@sovietunion6530]

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[@AngryBusDriver]

" I can't wait to frame a copy of my vaccine passport. " " I can't wait to make a collage of my updated vaccine passports. "

[@mikek9297]

I got one ! "Thank golly we have a working power grid !"

[@williewilson2250]

I'm getting the first two for pfizer because I feel these are for show, the booster shots are what I'm worried about

[@JohnDoe-uq9ni]

get in the helicopter

[@DivineMercySaves]

@@williewilson2250 unless you're at a high risk of dying from COVID (old, comorbidities, obese, etc.) I'd say don't get that experimental gene therapy injected into you. Hell even for those folks this treatment might be more dangerous than the disease. At least don't base your decision on the propaganda or societal pressure.

[@williewilson2250]

@@DivineMercySaves I've already gotten it, I'll tell you when shit hits the fan

[@tannerfeasel3922]

I lost it at the “I hope we do get defunded”

[@alexanderheindselman768]

“Just kidding not even doing that for a skit” I play for my school and every sport we play we have the anthem you best believe nobody’s breaking during that

[@JustMeJustJesse]

I'm not from Texas but I agree with everything said. I was born and raised country.

[@paladinsix9285]

I was born and raised in Seattle. Now the Seattle Oblast of the Socialist Soviet of Cascadia. I drink Black Rifle Coffee, eat beef, and agree with nearly everything Matt and the BRCC folks believe in. I am a former Paratrooper, with a CIB (Combat Infantryman's Badge).

[@dracul1986]

Dude, born and raised in the Netherlands and I agree with everything they said, even as a city boy.

[@timherrmann1708]

I'm from Germany... couldn't agree more with everything that was said!

[@G.R.Buchheister]

Born and raised in Chile. Could not agree more

[@stealthworx4371]

Born in Sri Lanka now living in Australia and EVEN I find my self aligning with TX ideals more often than not.

[@Enzo-gw7zf]

That ending made me feel more patriotic 😤😄

[@andrewmcneely6224]

What’s the song at the end

[@Enzo-gw7zf]

@@andrewmcneely6224 America 🇺🇸🦅 that's what!

[@williewilson2250]

@@andrewmcneely6224 a communist's nightmare and a Patriot's wet dream

[@andrewmcneely6224]

@@williewilson2250 lmao, but fr do you know what the song is called

[@williewilson2250]

@@andrewmcneely6224 it's the American national anthem dude lol

[@unitedstatesofamerica6192]

"This here is a gun free zone." - No true Texan ever

[@collegebro85]

You had me at the George Strait line, even though I knew it was a joke…as a native Texan, NO ONE badmouths *King George* 😜

[@adamcarlson6004]

Evan looks like a 9yr old at a 4H event. I can’t stop re-watching and laughing at him.

[@markbuildstx]

Bro. He’s at the Black Rifle Chapter of 4H

[@dirtrida274]

Thanks now that’s all I can see.

[@adamcarlson6004]

@@dirtrida274 You’re welcome! Hahaha

[@OvelNick]

@@adamcarlson6004 they did him dirty sticking him next to that 5' gate in the thumbnail! Not cool!

[@gerard4life673]

Better believe that Texans don't say that blasphemy. Blood is red for a reason..

[@gagewilliams3822]

as a native Texan born and raised in a small town with about 1500 people this is absolute gold!!!

[@treywolfe6530]

These men threw their hats for a video. That's devotion right there.

[@dksix1905]

"George Strait? How bout play some real country music" I don't even know what kind of sick twisted mind could have thought of that one.

[@MBest11x]

😅😅😅

[@johndoe1678]

I just want to know what we're they referring to when they said "real country music"

[@stevenrannals5998]

@@johndoe1678 probably Kane brown or Taylor swift before she went pop.

[@tearstoneactual9773]

Fuckers insulting King George...

[@Falcun21]

@@johndoe1678 Real country music would have been George Jones and those of his generation. When you say King George, you gotta clarify, George the 1st or George the 2nd. But for this skit, I think they may mean Lil Nas X's Old Town Road or the like.

[@Ebolacrash]

1:42 DIXIE CHICKS ARE THE BEST ! the way he throws his hat in anger as if someone said dixie chicks suck has me laughing in tears.

[@green2bluedad182]

Thanknyouuu I have been trying to figure that out for soooooo long.

[@thesnowbold1632]

At first viewing, I had no clue what he said. But once I did, I laughed so hard at this.

[@southslastrebel2575]

They were pretty good before they went all woke and changed their name

[@Juicy_4220]

"Just kidding im not doing that even for a skit" matt, we love you. Thank you to you and the boys for your sacrifices and keep on doing what you do, god bless and much love. Be safe, team USA

[@omegaPSI2006]

"I'm not doing that, even for a skit" Well, now I have to subscribe.

[@samuelhull6008]

One of the best! They might NOT say, "hey we like all the illegals, tear down that wall"

[@TheVodec]

lol ... Remember when the Anglos were the illegals and the Mexicans let them all come in. I guess I was the only one paying attention in 7th grade History.

[@brandona4618]

@@TheVodec you may have paid attention to that class but it was 3 years behind and caused you to focus on 1 thing. A misplaced hypocritical view against white folks. Your a typical uneducated hippy in this conversation. Its above your paygrade boy. Go back to covering your face and burning your corner stores blaming others for laziness and stupidity. Grow a spine and stop placing 1000 years of laziness on 10 minutes worth of 12 peoples bad stories

[@Zael_Moonblade]

@@TheVodec Based on your statement you only half paid attention.

[@TheVodec]

@@Zael_Moonblade Enlighten me.

[@joe1940]

@@TheVodec Who did the Mexicans get the land from? They aren't "indigenous people" .

[@annoyeddoge6138]

As a Texan I thank you

[@johnkamot3237]

"Just kidding, not doing that even for a skit" LMFAO!!!

[@mossranchoutdoors7249]

@Chet Muggins actually,snowflakes kneel then do phallic things

[@CommandandConquest]

"Soy burgers are well done..." so much is wrong with that line.

[@MadMFox]

Matt brought a tear to my eye.

[@nhtom8]

must be the pepper spray...

[@MadMFox]

@@nhtom8 Gotta be

[@Sprocket-js4nr]

How about "Austin's got the whole homeless problem ironed out."

[@adammiller8096]

That was funny how he pretended to start kneel but then was like “nah, not even for a skit”

[@johnnybravo6396]

"I don't care if I lose power in Texas, the green new deal is worth it!!!"

[@mclt8883]

Oh....Wait....didn't we try that already. How did that turn out.

[@corpsman1980]

Oooff

[@alectrujillo175]

Texas winter storm enters the chat.

[@JosephMensman]

Dude y’all lost y’all power because you did it your way with oil and gas and your own power grid

[@aaronlopez3585]

"I'm from Cali and I hate soy burgers, tofurky, tofu dog's and most of all soy "milk" how the heck do you milk a soybean? I almost keeled over when I thought he was going to take a knee. 😂

[@dbnews2261]

Well Mat is from Cali

[@OKBushcraft]

@@dbnews2261 he spent his share behind enemy lines.

[@ckay6485]

Sooo you’ve tried soy burgers???

[@notmyregret]

Ngl, from michigan and never saw soy anything. Basically eat corn, potatoes, and beef here

[@korbinsoens3117]

Grab dem tiddies and pull rapidly

[@LeewardStudios]

Amen from the Volunteer State. You know the people who went to Texas to help them win independence from Mexico.

[@lostsoul1810]

Us real Texans always tip hats to Tennessee boys. We don't forget.

[@allanbranson]

Aye-thanks to the Volunteer State for Davy Crockett and many others.

[@markbuildstx]

Only True Texans understand. We don’t forget our brothers from Tennessee.

[@elpidiovillarreal6246]

@@lostsoul1810 fuck, but most do forget about all the tejanos who fought for independence.

[@mjo0311]

As the ole sayin goes... "T for Texas, T for Tennessee"

[@dovahbear0]

Another thing Texan's don't say "st michael is the archangel patron saint of racist"

[@junepeyer1200]

As a brand new Texan (San Antonio...!!!) I’d say Texans don’t say: “My mask makes me feel safe after all this time...I’ll just keep wearing it. “ “Thanks, Governor Abbott for lifting the mask mandates and GIVING us our freedoms back.” “It’s so much a habit, I forgot to take my mask of after I left the store.” ❤️BRCC!!!

[@malgus1212]

They aint stupid they know cloth mask r useless

[@1974billym]

A1 on the Gov. Grabbit line lol. Welcome to Texas!

[@cw4558]

@@malgus1212 yup... go by a box of n95s and read the fine print lol the things are useless.. there turning into the “new cigarette butts” lying all over the ground

[@junepeyer1200]

@@1974billym thanks! !!!!! I really feel like I’m home here in Texas!!! We spent the last 6 years stationed in Germany....it was getting seriously fascistic (again). over there in the last year.....ugh!!!

[@junepeyer1200]

@@malgus1212 they are useless.....it’s all about control. Some people get off on making you perform for them.... It’s curious-here in San Antonio I see a lot of people wearing the cloth masks in the FRESH air of the parking lots... I think to myself, “Are these people just wearing their masks like that in hopes that the virus will go away totally? “. *It is here to stay like flu and the common cold...) Or- is it a ‘go along to get along’ thing.?.........still analyzing that psychological component...........

[@Wppk765]

Awwwhhh shiiiiiit! That Ted Cruz one right at the beginning had me laughing!

[@farr0nann132]

Fuckin' love how 100% into this skit Evan is. "DIXIE CHICKS ARE THE BEST!"

[@Ebolacrash]

i can watch that in a loop for hours........HOURS!

[@novazo1]

I lost it at the Davey Crockett and the dudes face. Like "damn, you really went there."

[@markb4188]

Here's one a Texan would NEVER say....."The Texian's had it coming at Goliad. They should have just given back that canon."

[@connorfoster2712]

or "they should have just given the Alamo to Mexico"

[@josephpadula2283]

For the nonTexans Golidad was where the Texans surrendered During the war for independence with Mexico with a promise from the winning general for good treatment. Santa Anna ordered them executed despite the agreement. Goliad massacre it is called.

[@TheKb117]

in reality, that pepper spray... with an attachment that is a 12-gauge shotgun hahaha

[@gaiusjuliuscaesar9296]

Instead of "come and take it," they should have just said "here, you can have it"

[@sovietunion6530]

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[@CyonisCyberFox]

As someone from Texas, I can confirm this!

[@roy6907]

Sometimes, I worry Texas is losing its way. Then, BRCC posts something and I sleep peacefully

[@BlackRifleCoffeeCompany]

Always happy to provide the assist.

[@flinchfu]

Why would Air Force One need an escalator if our President falls uphill?

[@billfrank5236]

What he really meant by "One for me two for the government" was for a double tap

[@ForYouUnknown]

The sheer amount of respect that you earned from me for the ending is infinite, and i ain't even American! God save our Queen.

[@sentimentalmariner590]

For Harry, England, and Saint George!' My respect to you, may the sun never set on you good British!

[@brushwolf]

Much respect for the fighting Brits!!!! From a Texan.

[@crusader0074]

Rule Brittania! From a proud American from Georgia.

[@TonyStark-yu4ot]

@Chet Muggins we don’t agree with their reason for kneeling. How does that = snowflake.

[@sentimentalmariner590]

@@TonyStark-yu4ot Eh don't even bother speaking to him brother he even looks like a troll, best not to give it attention.

[@rcmore1470]

I am a Texan and I can 💯 percent approve of this message

[@gevaddertod1907]

"i will distance myself from someone who uses his gun in self-defence" ----oh that's right u did that

[@withoutfurtheradoforever]

That split second when you think that Mat might kneel and you almost skit yourself.

[@cosmicwolf4240]

I was about to flip out at that exact second then all faith was restored

[@The_Highlander001]

I am a disabled vet and I kneel for the National Anthem.

[@daveb3910]

@@The_Highlander001 you earned the right to brother! Thank you!

[@warflowers5639]

@@The_Highlander001 why? Did you break your legs or something?

[@gderdall1213]

@@The_Highlander001 full of shit..

[@danielohara2974]

I especially loved the end...respect to Mat.

[@ronws2007]

I agree. Not even for a skit.

[@hectormorales5306]

I live in San Antonio Texas and I Support this message... 🤣 Fack No we don't say that shit !!!!

[@BlackRifleCoffeeCompany]

LOL

[@TheFunnyGuy-wc6kp]

“Have you tried TweRkINg”

[@jamcalx]

1:02 THAT IS THE MOST UNAMERICAN THING I'VE HEARD TODAY!

[@GunCrewof2]

Lost my shit when y’all mentioned the defense attorney billboards! Also the very last skit was perfect 👍🏻

[@allanbranson]

Me too. My god how many of those things are there?

[@williammccaslin8527]

Oh shit, ya'll went over the top on this one, I still can't quit laughing

[@BlackRifleCoffeeCompany]

The exact reaction we were looking for. Mission Success.

[@bobthealien702]

“That AOC has some good points” Had me rolling

[@BlueEyedDevilHunter]

BRCC thanks for the humor. Even in these "weirdest of times" these skits bring much much needed laughter.

[@BlackRifleCoffeeCompany]

It's the little things.

[@clearly_2967]

"I don't base my entire personality off of being from Texas!"

[@gmwwc]

Too bad

[@roarkedunn2688]

Clearly.

[@chrislucero5708]

You should

[@roarkedunn2688]

@@chrislucero5708 flat and dry

[@johnhinojosa5400]

@@roarkedunn2688 No its not. You should do some research before you speak on something you know nothing about.

[@thegreyman007]

Mat almost had me at the end 😂

[@MTFOphantom]

This video hits differently now

[@bruhdefense6935]

We need a special edition of this for us Californians.

[@cml524]

What you guys need is a complete house cleaning. 😉

[@mikechouinard6162]

Californians are the special edition

[@mickeydeez9581]

1/3 of Californians get it... 2/3 ꓘommifornians are descendants of Beto...

[@jareddoran6605]

@@mickeydeez9581 that's the difference between California and LA. LA is a shithole, the rest of California is no different than the rest of the US

[@cfarsi7506]

2:33 “Just kidding, i’m not doing that, even for a skit” Mat, I could not agree with you more. WE KNEEL FOR NO MAN! “Kneel for God, stand for the flag” -Braxton Bennett

[@braxtonbennett8247]

Kneel for god stand for the flag

[@cfarsi7506]

AMEN BRAXTON! AMEN!

[@williammccaslin8527]

Amen to that

[@Doublezzranch]

2:30 GOOD GOD MAN, ALMOST SHIT RIGHT WHERE I STAND‼️ Thanks for stopping there Mat. BRCC IN MY MUG OR LEAVE IT EMPTY

[@dreamdrone]

You'll never hear a Texan refrain from supporting Kyle Rittenhouse.

[@MultiStrings123]

Unless you’re in Austin

[@Marconius-SPQR]

Ain't he runnin' for mayor of Gun Barrel City ?? YES ! That's a real Texas town .

[@toddrklein3188]

As a Texan I laughed out loud. Good stuff, and that is definitely not Texan speak. # BRC Rocks

[@RT-fe1mu]

The 2 ladies were doll babies 😍 💕

[@lowes891646]

Texas ladies are the BEST! They can out shoot every man from New York.

[@bubbascoutdog]

Funny, none of you boys are FROM Texas, but I guess y’all got here as fast as you could. Thank you for your service!

[@jacobregalado3732]

Bro.... Matt, at the end!!!! Fucking love you brother!

[@ZJ_Rubicon]

I hope you guys put out a blooper real for this one haha.

[@qwertyPROairsoft]

"Kinda wish my horses would read more socialist literature" am dead 😂😂

[@theroachden6195]

That was the best line

[@vermas4654]

Everybody gangster until the horse seizes the means of production

[@claretindustries8616]

Love you wouldn't even kneel for a skit RESPECT BROTHER 👊👊🤛💯

[@Robert_Kraus]

“man I hope we’re defunded” 🤣 that’s quality right there

[@alejandrocaballero7197]

I’m a steak eating, gun carrying, no mask wearing, proud Texan! Sorry if that offends you... lol, I’m actually not the least bit sorry. Ya’ll have a great day, God bless each and every one of y’all!

[@alejandrocaballero7197]

@@Bruthah I hate to admit it but I voted for that same idiot for his first term... I think everyone is entitled to make mistakes every now and again

[@e.e.8589]

Whats your issue with the mask?

[@brianmyers220]

@@e.e.8589 What’s your issue with people that publicly speak up that the masks are straight bull shit?

[@joshuabowman2260]

*coronavirus has entered the chat

[@e.e.8589]

@@brianmyers220 just wanted to know why you dont wear them. But it looks like you think masks arent useful.

[@calebhastings3588]

"Man I hope we are defunded" lmao

[@justinpahl5703]

So sharing this around New Zealand

[@ruslanzinovyev9594]

The ending was the best part. Thank you BRCC!

[@BraddahBang]

We don't say that shit ..none of it...around these parts of California. Just so you know....there is a resistance.

[@tacman2893]

A work of art .... simply a work of art. Lot of love from Saskatchewan! Howdy all!

[@dakotaelliott1726]

Yes! Another Canadian! Howdy from Alberta!

[@Spartan1337noob]

Grew up in Wainwright AB, spent my teenage years in Regina Sask and now I live in GVA in BC. All I can say is people here are retarded. Not all of them, but fuck me.

[@johnmccallum9542]

@@Spartan1337noob southern Ontario has gone to crap as well, It has spread from the GTA now ,

[@stevene6482]

“I’m going to donate to Act Blue this year” said no Texan (but was said by the CEO of Black Rifle Coffee)

[@SgtRudySmith31bRet]

I came here for this comment.

[@stevene6482]

@@king_kiff3969 yeah, says once for Obama was because of a bet he lost, but he admitted he did it again at least once after that

[@saiga12forme88]

Yeah and didn't he first lie about it even though its public record? There were 3 donations that we know of and possibly many more made in other people's names.

[@theroachden6195]

@@saiga12forme88 yeah he denied the first claim since it WAS photoshopped showing a donation of several THOUSAND dollars. It was a 500 donation when Obama ran against McCain on a lost bet. And for the record to a the dumbasses getting butt hurt over the donation to Act Blue, Act Blue is a payment processing center. You don't donate to it, your donations are accepted through it. What you guys fail to mention to mention is Evan donated 500 to McCain the same year to balance it out. If you think McCain was gonna be Obama you're smoking some bad shit. And he donated to Tulsi as a thank you so to speak for going after Hillary. Again, a candidate with ZERO chances of winning the Presidency.

[@stevene6482]

@Chet Muggins spoken like a true whiny moron. The company prospered not by the value of their coffee, but because they presented as a pro2A company. When upper management is financially rewarding people that have pushed for bans, “buybacks”, and universal background checks then gives wishy washy partial denials before coming clean, it’s perfectly reasonable for their supporters to be upset.

[@charlesmcgray9371]

I'm a northerner, non-military, probably everything you despise, but your irreverence is refreshing. Best of luck.

[@WittManOne]

"Lets take these wild hogs and make them our pets" got me