Shadow Of War - A POOR ORC WHO CAN NEVER DIE! Garl The Still Alive Tragic Stories!

[@handsomejack3444]

Legend says that if you stand at a cliff and listen hard, you can still hear his words... "STILL ALIVE!"

[@995cool]

he's doing science and he's still alive

[@iplat]

Just very badly burned.

[@Necrom6]

hear*

[@hectoristoomuch]

Legend says that if you stand on a cliff and listen hard,you can still hear the words.... *STILL ALIVE*

[@Kilooma]

hector 14 you just copied his comment

[@benstafford8206]

Frodo: "I'm glad you're here with me, Sam. Here at the end of all things." Garl: STILL ALIVE

[@lil_skinnypenis]

@@ZachFrost cringe

[@johnmccarron7066]

"Who is that, Mr. Frodo?" "I've no idea, Sam...but he seems to have lived a true tale of woe."

[@weez1585]

Golum: wait a second, I know you! I pulled you out of that canyon 50 years ago!!!

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

@@DavesRoleplays Y

[@kenlol4352]

Garl is better at staying alive than souron

[@martinrobo123]

The ring is destroyed and Mordor has collapsed into the ground Garl: STILL ALIVE!

[@svenerkmann5679]

I laughed way too hard at this

[@sentientmustache8360]

@jake carrow he then proceeds to hurl a boulder at him, bringing down his dragon, killing him

[@thedbdentity2102]

@jake carrow I have been defeated by you countless times but this time this time I will defeat you

[@foxboiunknown320]

*WWIII happens irl* Garl, on someones computer: still alive!

[@chicken4090]

@@foxboiunknown320 what?

[@silverseer573]

It's so interesting to watch this battle between a dark, immortal warrior obsessed with revenge, and Talion.

[@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent]

Good one

[@br0ken_stew]

(Turns off game and shuts down PC) But in the dark corner of your room you hear the words "STILL ALIVE!" You cower in fear as you see Garl exit from the darkness. He was about to start a monologue when he trips on a wire and falls straight out your window You have a feeling he is dead but deep down you know and you will always know that he is still alive

[@noahsbathroomreview3803]

I love this

[@reraltofgivia8814]

softly: *don’t.*

[@mitchellwebb6898]

Serious shrek is love vibes ngl

[@kobinpaizlimona9088]

... So you dedicate the next weeks or months preparing awaiting for his return.

[@lordofthecaves]

I'm still playing shadow of mordor, and I have one orc who's one of the ogs in it. He's called malmag the black, boy he's badass. He's got that intelligent personality

[@ArchangelExile]

Plot twist: Garl is being played by a player in another dimension and you are the boss he's trying to beat.

[@adamm9327]

Loool

[@mr.mischiefiknowyourpasswo8224]

I would love to have a sort of real time /turn based nemesis system where all other players are uruks and have to sort of play it like a rouge like to climb ranks and a talion player being given certain missions (so not unfairly target one) but having certain objectives where others could ambush. And it gets filled up with auto generated uruks and ai uruks just to maintain numbers after each player(uruk) death or talion player death.

[@Mirego1999]

@@mr.mischiefiknowyourpasswo8224 this would be a nice game to play

[@SheckyBoy]

broooooo i cant lmao

[@zureamante]

😂😂😂

[@wizardshark1127]

Gravewalker: “My curse makes it so I can never die” Garl: “Hold my grog”

[@lordvader7844]

Maybe calabrimore gave him immortal or is it Saron but is just a theory a GAME THEORY AND CUT

[@mkv2718]

@@lordvader7844 wow, this would have been such a better comment if it had any pacing, punctuation, or correct spelling. nice try tho.🤷‍♂️

[@MiguelAngel-go4ck]

@@mkv2718 ew

[@JackSmith-nt5nx]

@@mkv2718 ew

[@bucketofuniverses5196]

@@mkv2718 ew

[@BlazRa]

Imagine how long the movies would have been if the Orcs fought as well as they do in this game

[@cathymilner744]

Jesus Christ it would truly be neverending

[@Likexner]

The games also made them much bigger and stronger. Orcs are supposed to be significantly smaller and weaker than men. The only way they can beat men, elves or dwarves is with sheer numbers. The big, strong orcs in the games are the complete opposite. At least in Shadow of Mordor, they explained that these are not ordinary orcs but rather Uruks (Uruk-hai, i suppose) and you could even see the difference between them and ordinary orcs, because Ratbag was an ordinary orc. In Shadow of War, they just call them orcs and there are no non-Uruk orcs to be seen.

[@morgs5118]

​@@LikexnerThe archers and hunters (The ones with the javelins) are regular Orcs

[@Longshanks1690]

*At Aragorn’s coronation* RANGAH!

[@yibboykeithnug341]

@@Longshanks1690 I wonder, do you remember me? My skull still aches from our last meeting. You thought you'd killed me, but you only brought me never-ending pain. Now the only relief I get is inflicting pain on others. Let me demonstrate!

[@auroravaughan575]

I guess this is how Orc captains feel when they kill Talion for the 18th time.

[@justinian-the-great]

Wind Waker6000 Truth. Now we know how much they are pissed off!

[@RottenHeretic]

It takes you 18 encounters to kill an uruk. Welp.

[@MrLeeamus]

Maybe Talion should say everytime now: STILL ALIVE!!!!!

[@jroldo8353]

18th? I start a new character if I die once....

[@elitefew8537]

I had a cursed terror tank named skoth dream eater. he kill me 12 times in cirith nurnen, I said fuck this shiet and went to seregost and you know what this motherfucking piece of shit had the ordasity to do?!?! FucKING AMBUSH ME ON A WHOLE NOTHER FKIN COUNTRY I was fighting 2 olags and I call for my body guards and this guy just slaps me, taunting me for calling for help. that was his 13th time killing me and now he's overlord of seregost and I flee to another area to get stronger

[@wimpydouche]

2020 Can't get any worse Garl: STILL ALIVE!!!!

[@TrollHiddenCave]

Joe Biden: still alive! There I fixed your typo

[@operleutnant7235]

Troll Hidden Cave Don’t make this political

[@greenwoods276]

@@TrollHiddenCave Yeah, just don't.

[@TrollHiddenCave]

@@greenwoods276 u suck bananna

[@theninetailedfox356]

@@TrollHiddenCave I love banana :3

[@Blackheartzero]

_Garl may never win, but he_ can _lose. Again, and again, and again, and again, forever. And that makes you_ his _prisoner._

[@mrdetectiveguy4661]

Blackheartzero, the Underground Song Critic ohhh but that’s were you are wrong Gael is actually winning as the ranger must put up with him for ever

[@goblingamer606]

Ranger ive come to bargain

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

cuz he is hacking

[@jude7524]

Wow only I notice this is a line in doctor strange

[@goldenjam_0189]

Dr strange type shit

[@williamcaldwell758]

After his last fall into the abyss, Garl had been defeated one last time. The Gravewalker falls to his knees, relieved. "Impossible for that undying Orc to come back after that..". Still atop the sentry tower, the Gravewalker feels the weight of the tower shift, wood creak. He turns around, surprised, and spots a ghastly figure in the darkness. The shadow cries out, "Still aliiiiiiive!"

[@dusty2080]

"GODDAMMIT GARL!"

[@theogaarder3478]

Gets head chopped off, five minutes later... “I’M BAAAACK! THEY STAPLED MY HEAD BACK ON!”

[@MrMaradok]

Perks of being a creature born in a vat of goo I guess. Yes, I know that’s Uruk-Ai, but I don’t see any female Orcs in Middle Earth anywhere, so...🤷‍♂️

[@cooltrainervaultboy-39]

Why did I read that in Kyle's cousin Kyle's voice from South Park?

[@o_bryan9892]

@@MrMaradok wheres the difference between orc and uruk ai? Dont know much about LoTR

[@MrMaradok]

@@o_bryan9892 In a nutshell, Orcs are the ugly guys who look more like a goblin by todays standards, while an Uruk-Hai are the big guys that are more “human like.” More importantly, the first “real” Uruk-Hai where made by Saruman The White by mixing Orcs with Humans.

[@werewolf873]

@@MrMaradok i thought the high orcs were made by mixing orc blood with elf blood.

[@umarahmed2378]

He's like Team Rocket! Annoyingly persistent yet pitiable. He's even got the catchphrase down!

[@adawnicusautocon]

STILL ALIVE~!!!

[@leader_nich7998]

STILL ALIVE

[@ryanred1525]

Hey what time is it still alive

[@ogiler]

He even gets blasted off.

[@T_995]

Can you imagine if mobile phones existed in this universe ? The amount of calls Talion would get from this guy about him still being alive😆😆

[@VexWerewolf]

"Another time, ranger, if you last that long!" As he was toppling off a cliff. Even he knew it wouldn't be enough.

[@CrazyGamerDragon64]

I know! And one of the times after that as he's being thrown off an edge (again) he says "Oh no, you got me!" But the way he says it sounds kind of sarcastic 😄

[@rangopistacho6928]

That sounds so badass

[@arandomspanishdude3849]

This is the reason why this is one of the best games, you can literally have like mini histories with captain orcs that you find

[@benoliver5593]

It's my favorite part really and wish mmos and other games had functions like that

[@Dennan]

@@benoliver5593 its to complex system for mmos to work any good

[@quatrothedog769]

@@Dennan nope it’s because the creator of shadow of war copyright claimed the system

[@Dennan]

@@quatrothedog769 yea i heard about that later on.

[@planescaped]

It takes an otherwise repetitive and plain open world arpg like any other you've played, and makes it special. The nemesis system truly enabled some amazing gameplay moments in both games.

[@MalarkySparky]

Love how as you throw him off a ledge for the second time he's just like *"ANOTHA TIME, RANGA!"*

[@FatalHog]

i mean, hes not wrong.

[@Oeply]

*"Same time next week?"*

[@FindTheFun]

I love how he's so used to being thrown off ledges by you. "Another time ranger..."

[@christopheredwards9904]

He keeps coming back because the dude has to cut off his head in order to kill him for good. Ratbag even hints at it, saying "now, if you wanna get rid of 'em for good, you gotta pop their head off! Well, at least I *think* that'll get rid of 'em for good" Or something along those lines

[@Dontgetslept]

@@christopheredwards9904 nah they still come back

[@alexandermclaughlin4742]

@@christopheredwards9904 wrong actually. Found out recently I beat the game and cut off the heads of my enemies and they returned looking like Frankenstein's monster. Body all weird looking like it's been put together by a maniac.

[@0bliviXx]

@@alexandermclaughlin4742 In the full ratbag quote he finishes with "...most of the time"

[@zachtwilightwindwaker596]

He'll be back.

[@IAmTheStig32]

When you have depression and someone asks you how you're feeling: STILL ALIIIIIVEEEEE!

[@tinasmith1382]

@@hcnry why tho I have depression and I thot it was funny

[@shadowplayz2288]

@@hcnry stfu asshat

[@sosaonthebeat1695]

@@hcnry ayo chill

[@StudlyFudd13]

@@hcnry STILLL ALIIIIIIIVE

[@sosaonthebeat1695]

@@hcnry Brilliant

[@angrywizard3199]

I love that he still has the ironskull title, like the other uruks are just like, "ah, there goes garl. He'll be back in a minute, nothing to worry about" "shouldn't we give him a new title? Like 'death-cursed' or something?" "Nah his hat's more noteworthy"

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

"Have you seen this man's dome take a hit? What ever he cracks it on gets the worse end"

[@monday7352]

“Didn’t he lose the iron bits in his skull a few deaths ago?” “Yep, the name just stuck on account of his stubborn disposition.”

[@bluewater5463]

I had a rival orc on shadow of Mordor named Pash the Immovable. He was the highest level orc I had run into when I first played the game. He clapped me twice, and I stayed as far away from him as I could until I got stronger. Well, I gained some intel on him and found out he could be insta killed by stealth. So I went back and killed him, it was great! Next thing I know he comes back still very much alive with a few more scars. I fought him again, this time burning him to a crisp and shanking him to death. He comes back AGAIN with cloth wrapped around his head, only this time he had worked his way up to war chief. I was pretty proud of him to be honest. Long story short, I fought him one last time, (our 5th time fighting each other) and cut his head off, keeping him down for good. One of the coolest things I’ve ever experienced in a video game.

[@darthjandlightj]

Oh i can tell a Story about ishmotz.... but thats way too long XD seriously love this game

[@scotty776]

Mine was Shag the Tark-Slayer, he was a grunt that snuck me in the middle of a fight and became a captain, and I played around with him for a day to see how strong I could make him. Eventually I decided I should kill him, so I shot him in the face and he came back later without an eye. I let him kill me a few more times, and I was going to let him keep killing me too to see if he'd become legendary, and the idiot drank from the barrel I poisoned😢 Then he ambushes me an hour later and he became Shaq the Plague-Bringer, legendary and all. I was hella hype and I was going to let him kill me again (just turning him into the ultimate nemesis) and a gondorian soldier killed him during the kill animation (savior)

[@darthjandlightj]

@@scotty776 thats actually a let Down but who know maybe he comes back recently i had some really cool rivals but i think im almost finished with the Story... and i decided to restart after because it felt too short guess i was a little too quick i got too excited after my first fortress that i focused way too much of it only fortress left is minas morgul but i hope that after that i get the real final fortress of sauron because i would be disappointed if the nazgul are the final Bosses i dont like how they fight, fighting Orcs is way cooler because i love how every captain is different, some are easy but then we have guys like ishmotz... man that was a unit it was the first time i played and it was with a friend we wanted to try a low captain level 4 or so in the beginning well we were fools... because Mass matters.. or short i was against an army, one lucky dude killed me... and it turned out his name was ishmotz and he was promoted to level 10... well my talion was level 3 at that time... and then my friend and i decided to train so we became level 8 after some time (killed other lower captain but this time more stealthy) and then 1 on 1 against ishmotz guess what he whooped my ass.... next day i visited my friend again.. my mind was prepared... and then talion became level 12 (ishmotz was 13 now...) but even tho i was weaker i still decided to give it a try. After 10 minutes i finally killed him... i thought the pain was over...but no.... he came back stronger than ever and his only Goal is to see me dead even if talion keeps coming back.. i hope you read it bro because it took really long

[@ChoppaHunnid]

@@darthjandlightj Bro u was determined lmao💀

[@CancerousJokes12]

I'm so good at the game i got attacked by 3 orc captains one of my captain's betrayed me during the fight making me have to fight 4 captains so I fled

[@SilentArisen]

Holy shit. His voice actor is Mung Dahl from Chowder.

[@rogueirishman6683]

no fuvking way! seriously??

[@PassionYetPeace]

THAT'S why he sounds so familiar!

[@somethingsomewhere2062]

Holy fuck! Really!?

[@Pillar_of_Salt]

And Dr. Animo

[@encyclopediaaesthetica8529]

YOU'RE FUCKING WITH MEEE

[@kronossubscribetomynewchan2963]

I had an orc like this in Shadow of Mordor, he was an ordinary orc that got the finishing blow on me and was promoted to captain, I killed him, he came back with only one eye, killed him again, he comes back with a patch on his neck, he gets promoted to Veteran, kill him again, he comes back with a sack on his head, killed him again, he comes back with a peg-leg, then he's finally promoted to Warchief, and I killed him permanently. Final kill count- 13

[@liamh.864]

Kronos he was STILL ALIVE

[@elitetv1735]

IM STILL ALIVEEEEEE

[@Anmatgreen]

I remember an orc in SoM that I managed to kill only twice. Then he became ridiculously overpowered, being able to dodge all finishers, detecting me no matter how I try to sneak up on him, and kill beasts almost instantly (even those huge things the name of which I forgot, but when I first saw them I thought they were trolls). Oh, he also had a poison blade. Ended up having to run away from him every time until I got the ability to get the orcs under my control, and I made him my immortal cannon fodder.

[@anthonymartinez6419]

Kronos this happened to me in mordor too this on Orc came with one eye a sack over his head two peg legs and a hook arm. I got annoyed so I threw him off the edge of the map. 24-fucking times

[@diegobotto6245]

I had the EXACT same experience except that the last time he didn't get a peg in his leg, he got a metallic head.

[@Chonkems]

I've got an orc called grible, he only says WEE WOO and has died several times but always comes back. He remains loyal after each death. I love you, big wee woo man.

[@user-BadUsername]

Even in death I still serve

[@DimkaTsv]

Isn't there way to ensure kill with domination?

[@ancientgearsynchro]

Cheats death so much I am surprised he is not legendary at this point.

[@KaethofDeath]

Might as well just be Deadpool.

[@fluffyplatypusgaming1941]

the orcs don't die from the fall they die from a heart attack BEFORE the fall

[@Claymmorez]

how?

[@fluffyplatypusgaming1941]

Claym morez they die even if it’s a survivable height they just die

[@fluffyplatypusgaming1941]

Claym morez they die even if it’s a survivable height they just die

[@trutyatces8699]

Throw em' off a small incline and they just die.

[@emperya2]

Guess what? If they are cut, poisoned, blown and beaten real good before falling, almost torn to shred. Any orc can die because of falling from a "survivable height". Since there is a nearly dying orc already.

[@lukam.8817]

This hapend to me. He was a maniac that got enraged by everything, was fire proof , enraged by frezze, poison proof, arrow proof and execucion proof. Sorry for my english

[@ElonMuzska]

Español?

[@zeljitokekreisi277]

Joshua Isaula nein, gërman

[@keineahnung9753]

@@zeljitokekreisi277 gérman ich lach mich schlapp xD

[@slyseal2091]

@@keineahnung9753 das seltsamste ist ja das es nicht mal ein *ë* auf den deutschen Tastaturen gibt

[@keineahnung9753]

@@slyseal2091 isso

[@justafireimp5793]

If you're wondering why he retreats so often, it's because he's a trickster so he leads you into an ambush and disappears. The only reason you never found out was because he had no chance to run. The easy way to tell if it's a fake or not is if they become broken or not. Captains retreating in terror will be broken regardless of their hp, tricksters will not.

[@JinnKimura]

Many decades later, Claym Morez dies peacefully, having lived a fulfilling life. Family and friends gather to mourn, when suddenly: "STILL ALIVE!"

[@Desiderium]

LOL

[@liamh.864]

Jinn Kimura lol

[@MrEgofreak]

Totally! This is worth a Shadow of War Commercial.

[@TheSuperking1987]

Lol

[@jaguar123987x]

And then he can have his revenge by slaughtering everyone! Still ALiVE

[@metalrain300]

Each time you throw him all I can think of is, “team still alive is blasting off again!!!!!!!!”

[@Jordan-vc4cn]

Repetitive dialogue, changing wardrobe, constant presence despite being no real threat and having many reasons to just avoid the protagonist, should have found much better things to do with his time, gifts and skills? He IS a precursor to Team Rocket!

[@derpymcderpo8762]

3:44 dies from the fall "Maybe next time ranger!" He already knew he was coming back.

[@davidtsmith33]

I think I met him a couple times already. One persistent character that. Love how he keeps coming back. These guys are too funny. Giving all kind of chats still when getting beaten to a frazzle and even when dying to boot. Gotta love em.

[@woodlanddog4765]

Legend has it that he is still falling to this day

[@kurosakitagami2788]

Dylan Owen and coming back screaming: STILL ALIVE!!!!

[@jumpmusic101]

Dylan Owen 😂😂😂😂

[@MrNans69]

STILL FAAAALLING

[@samuelh.6834]

Guess he really fell for it

[@Vertutame]

he can be friend with loki.

[@ryaquaza3offical]

‘You have a habit of not being able to finish me off’ I know that feeling my immortal friend

[@duby1039]

Ryaquaza 1 ???????

[@gravewalker34]

Same. 😂

[@rubenc4696]

lmao

[@datboi8921]

😉

[@Mo-eb8cy]

XD

[@MC-tl7oj]

"You're sick! And you deserve pain!" He's right and that applies to all the shadow of mordor/war players. The things we've done to them...fight your blood brother in the pit for my amusement? Yep.

[@Stolskai]

To be fair many of them are slavers, cannibals, head collectors, and mass murderers. Plus they use more skulls in their decorating than the France crypts

[@masonsteere]

Btw fighting blood brothers in the pit is terribly fun. There's an achievement for having one blood brother kill the other. But it didn't work for me in the fight pits. I'm guessing you have to dominate one and send him after the brother still under Sauron's control.

[@Klawzor]

That is correct. They have dialogue when you send one after Sauron’s. Don’t intervene though, or yours will betray you.

[@greywalker505]

Hate to ride a high horse, but I’ve never deliberately done that, and any time something like that did happen, I rightfully felt like shit afterwards.

[@Torchbroski]

i didnt do it! the acheivements did.

[@doomakarn]

2020: ends Garl Ironskull: STILL ALIVE!

[@Tush901]

Let's wait for the end of the world to see if he's still alive

[@mattiethekoala5619]

Normal Orcs: Why are we still here just to suffer ?!? Garl Iron Skull: S T I L L A L I V E E E E !

[@sayxxdx]

I remember asking a kid what his power would be. He said immortality. $10 says that orc is that kid.

[@Timo11042]

Lol

[@spinozilla2421]

Depends on the immortality

[@fballer94]

Or that kid is that orc

[@burnin8able]

I had a similar experience with an assassin who just kept coming back from the dead over and over, but his one weakness that he always had was being able to be 1 hit killed by an arrow headshot. It was so funny because he'd just keep showing up while I was fighting other orcs and just get domed and then I'd go back to what I was doing before.

[@WhenDevilsDuel]

A mortal weakness to headshots? Never seen that before, sounds hilarious

[@burnin8able]

@@WhenDevilsDuel it really was. just "ha ha! I'm back!" *dead* over and over again

[@cairosilver2932]

He didn't have the 'cheat death' ability, he had the 'bouncy' ability

[@Maximusdud]

I once had an orc called "The Machine" that I, no fucking joke, had to have killed a minimum of 40 times. I could not escape. I was beginning to think i was in some infinite time loop. Every second of every play session I feared he'd be around the next corner. To this day my biggest fear is booting up Shadow of War and hearing that painfully familiar "HELLO PINK SKIN, DID YOU MISS ME".

[@EthanGordon-dt8ix]

Damn. scary shit

[@turbothijs]

I have that one too!

[@lanamal]

Bart Chrysler The Machine.

[@Foil09]

Sounds like the kind of orc that would go out drinking with the Russian mafia

[@robingomez9319]

@@Foil09 lmao thanks for reminding me of this

[@DrMFoster7]

Little did you know he's simply very good at adapting, and adapted to death as well.

[@liamh.864]

Nunu Rats he did

[@kyozero5840]

Legend tells that he is still alive to this day

[@raptordave]

He works down at the Walmart. He collects the carts in the parking lot. Don't worry about hitting him with your car. He's STILL ALIVE!

[@Aslimb6gd]

I can confirm that. I encountered him recently. Garl Ironskull in the flesh. Same name, same title, same quotes, new face. I even yeeted him off the walkway just for a laugh at the expense of his PTSD.

[@julispears4949]

"Another time ranger, if you last that long!" Sounds like to me that he knew that was going to be... STILL ALIVE!!!

[@adot704]

I had a character in nurnen simply named, Flak Crush, his vocabulary only consisted of: "Crush, Crusher, Crushed, Crushes". He was with me when I first entered nurned. When I met him he ambushed me and it said he had cheated death, I don't remember killing him so I assume he was killed by a captain. I recruited him and that started our adventure. He saved me numerous times by defending me from enemies and even saved me from getting executed by a captain with no chance. When Bruz betrayed me he got captured by him, I rescued him and 2 other captains and we went to attack Bruz. I lost 2 great captains then, but not Flak. I ordered him to retreat so he wouldn't die. Eventually we get to that part where you have that epic siege on that bridge when you lose the bright lord. He was there and was destroying grunts and I distinctly remember him picking up a grunt and he threw him on the ground and the grunt died and he said "CRUSHED". I pimped him out with training orders and he became legendary, had a cursed weapon, and a gang. Here is the sad part, I was defending nurnen in shadow wars and he was bleeding out and I couldn't get to him because I was getting my ass handed to me and if I left we would've lost the objective eventually I had the ability to run and try to save him, I got poisoned along the way so I couldn't focus run. I arrived too late and he bled out. Eventually he comes back with a iron mask to serve me again. He was a higher level so he was more reliable. We were out wandering nurnen and there's a rebellion of 5 of my captains, a graug, a bunch of grunts, 4 caragors, and 3 enemy captains. We were getting raped but we battled, I called in a graug and the most epic fight ensued. I took out 4 of my traitor captains and 1 of the enemy captains, all the caragors and a bunch of grunts. But, flak got killed by an enemy captain. His final words were, "Crusher..... crushed......". I actually raged and annihilated everyone by myself. I'm not the kind of guy to get attached to a character but I did, ask the captains I killed to avenge him EDIT: the saddest thing happened, I was doing the Carnan quests and I was doing the mission where you're in minas morgul and there he was, resurrected. We locked eyes as talion stared in disbelief as his old friend, the one he conquered mordor with was right there, but unable to say a word.

[@WailFin]

I mean, he could only say four variations on that ONE WORD to begin with, so...not much of a loss when you think about it. Still, that's a compelling tale, I admit.

[@SortaFresh]

beautiful story

[@sarsona_3611]

Damn this was the saddest story ive read about a game.

[@hunterkoons2008]

F

[@moneyhoneyyy5387]

I've never been so touched by a youtube comment before

[@nunyabisnes1]

Had one that died 8 times after i repeatedly cleaved him in half. He just kept coming back with more machine parts on him.

[@natemanning924]

Nunyabisness I feel you. I had Krakkorn the manhunter. Cleved him and now he was Krakkorn the machine. I endes him and his blood brother after the hell he put me through in shadow of mordor.

[@twocoolgamer16]

Nunyabisness I one time had a orc betray me and killed me a few times than I finally killed him by cutting him in half THEN HE CAME BACK AS THE MACHINE then he killed me a few more times then I killed him again THEN HE CAME BACK BECAUSE OF THE ZOG STORY LINE note this all happened my first play through of the game I was SO shocked how he just would not stay dead

[@PezzaHando]

Yeah thats the machine i usually get him as my nemesis from the first game because i cleave the nemesis forge orc in the arena and he comes back as the first and only machine, but i ended up with some random other one that i cleaved twice and he came back like nothing happened even though the other two times i killed him took the arm and leg from each time and replaced them with peg leg and hook arm properly

[@ATomi1990]

I have the same, his name was Bolg. I killed him finally when he became Overlord

[@residentfacehead3465]

I had Grisha the machine.

[@levelmake7758]

Death: “You are banned from death...” Ranger: “Wait I am?” Garl: “Wait I am?”

[@gogosaurus7235]

Death: "you are banned from death...,, Ranger:"Wait I am...?,, Death: STILL ALIVE!!!

[@kissimmeeftw406]

SOOOOO, the Gravewalker & Garl Iron Skull are Blood-brothers for now on?

[@jare3459]

it been 5 years since you last sa- Garl: STILL ALIVE!

[@Scothulu]

I'm surprised he didn't get the title "The Immortal"

[@Tijs_V.]

Yeah ikr i mean i have an orc with the title the unkillable and he also keeps coming back 😆😆

[@auravaury]

Well he's not inmortal, he just has really good bad luck and survives every time 😂

[@Scothulu]

@@auravaury …it’s a joke mate-

[@cloutgod1555]

I had an uruk named hoshgrish the assassin and he came back after I cut his head/arms off, lit him on fire, froze him, shot him in the head, threw him off a cliff and kicked him. He kept coming back so I claimed him and he betrayed me. Now he's on his shit again except he has iron will and he won't die. Send help. Pls.

[@Zorph27]

If you truly want him gone you gotta replace him the next time you kill him with a captain in the shop

[@humblebumble8192]

*BREAK HIM.*

[@chrisward3161]

Throw him into the bottomless pit he shall be killed once.......and........for all

[@akshays.tiwari9140]

WOAH I had Hoshgrish the Assassin too! I had to kill him nine times... after the third time he renamed himself to Hoshgrish the Uncatchable (He also escaped a lot which made him really frustrating). In the end I got him to low health, went out of site, and burned him in a grog fire. It's kinda funny, no matter how leveled he became he was always clumsy, so every time I met him I'd just grab him and shank him into submission. Btw this is before I could dominate.

[@sir_Eps1lon]

Hoshgrish : STIL ALIVE

[@silentsentinel1083]

God, I had a guy like this back in Shadow of Mordor. The main difference being that he had both immune to execution and arrow-proof, so any time he showed up he was an absolute chore to take care of. He ended up being the nemesis that transferred over into Shadow of War *and* one of the captains that got reanimated after I finally killed him

[@spinning-teto]

What how?

[@silentsentinel1083]

@@spinning-teto the man was persistent, that's how. He was an Uruk of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will

[@spinning-teto]

@@silentsentinel1083 an uruk from first game comes to the sequel. Now that's determination

[@silentsentinel1083]

@@spinning-teto yeah, it's actually a proper feature, whichever uruk ends up killing you the most in SoM is the one that will cross into the next game. The Nemesis system is honestly the best thing about these games

[@shitmymommagonbeatmyass7596]

Hork the unclean?

[@thorin3285]

You’re like a dark souls boss for him, just never ending pain lmao

[@CaIebwithaK]

STILLLLL ALOIVE!

[@KALOTO_OFFICAL]

Maybe he learned he is in a video game and can respawn?

[@eddyfizio5349]

OH MY GOD! THE NPC's ARE GOING TO START A REBELLION!

[@samuelh.6834]

Assuming they can figure out what “code” is

[@wirexin7660]

Detroit: Become Human

[@christhiancosta1844]

@@wirexin7660 Middle Earth: Become Orc

[@jared5803]

Go back to shadow of mordor and kill him before he figures out he is in a video game

[@bruhchannel4618]

You should’ve recruited him, it would be nice having an Overlord who never dies.

[@phillipwalling7470]

He would resist.

[@floppykloppy2937]

He already did but he betrayed him thats why he has blue on him

[@bbobbiegurl467]

@@floppykloppy2937 No thats cause his face changed and had blue color. Plus when the guy killed Garl, he didn't recruit him.

[@rickool07]

had an orc named shaka the unkillable. he lived up to his name and followed me from cirith ungol to lithlad, killed him more than 5 times till i finally recruited him for my final siege mission. good times 😁

[@therrazer50]

"STILL ALIIIVEEE!!" "What you tought because it's 2021 i would be dead? Hah, i will come back every year!"

[@aqilahnaqiyyafalahi]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pn3Rm6alrKppmck

[@codyholley]

Welcome back, unfortunately i have to send you back for another year

[@codyholley]

@no longer in use siri: okay I'll set a reminder for 2024

[@w1ndgeneral226]

​​@@codyholley [2024] "STILL AL-!" *"S H U T!"*

[@adrianazizi1786]

"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON IRON SKULL"

[@Claymmorez]

I seek to tease him :) he said that himself

[@chrisward3161]

How many times do I have to tell you hide your arms and don't fight me on high places

[@justme1877]

I killed my Nem 25 times and he keeps coming back, I've tried beheading him but I never can.. He's my Legendary bodyguard now. I gave up lol.

[@chrismcdonogh4666]

Just Me Exactly the same with me ahaha

[@munsonite17]

Just Me i had a nemesis that came back even after i beheaded him.

[@justme1877]

Roy Munson Gg. I just get tired of it, if they're so strong I'll either find a way to kill them or find a way to make them my bitch.

[@munsonite17]

Just Me what part of the game r u on? Don't read if u don't want spoilers but it was the final carnan mission vs zog and i think it was a who's who of the orcs I've fought including the nemesis who i beheaded. They were all zombies and just mumbled lol.

[@justme1877]

Roy Munson Act two.

[@mutedust8229]

Garl is like playing imaginary fights with another kid but he can always "dodge" your attacks or if you have a gun then he has a bullet proof potion.

[@liamdejong7158]

“Im shooting you not the potion”

[@EmilyJaneDoe]

omg this is such an underrated comment 😂

[@n3mo_]

STILL ALIIIVE!!

[@CitizenKahne1992]

*shames*

[@TonyTony..]

Capitano_ n3mo haha I could just picture him just from this😂that's pretty much how he said it exactly

[@Claymmorez]

he said it so many times lol

[@wrcz]

yeeea-aa-aah, ooooo-----oooh I'm still aaaliiiiiive

[@crosseightyeight]

JUST VERY BADLY BURNED

[@IkedaKikunaeKEKW]

I played Shadow of Mordor recently and I had an Orc, who came back 4 times, he always tried retreating too. Edit: OMG!!! I bought Shadow of War, and I encountered the same Orc from the previous game in the arena mission. He said something like "It's been a long time since we met, and a long way from here"

[@giuliorobertoful]

Happened to me too, in shadow of mordor there was a orc called Tuka, he killed me many times and i killed him also, he came back as the last boss of the arena, after that he came back again lel

[@legionaryrushd6932]

I found one of my Mates, from Shadow of Mordor. He was, a Assassin/Hunter. He unfortunately died. Because, one or his deadly weakness was "Caragor Food", and what happened? A beast master, tossed one of these withe, Caragors. F to pay Respect for Krimp The Cursed Mystic Assassin.

[@noahwiley2846]

Oh wow the irony😆

[@ercanteke7597]

pics or it didnt happen

[@kingsgambit2519]

Ercan Teke it happens if youve got shadow of mordor and war on the same system, dumbass "pics or it didn't happen" like this shit isnt the youtube comment section.

[@marcoscabo9784]

I met an orc called "The pickler". He went everywhere with a jar of pickles in his back. Killed him around 3 times, the guy converted into a robot, and I needed to have a robot with a jar of pickles in my army. He's still alive, eating pickles with his robotic mouth in one of the fortresses.

[@antiparrot2483]

Marcos Cabo there’s no way this is real

[@dead_Penguin254]

@@antiparrot2483 it's not bro 😂 he's being sarcastic it's funny you kinda believed it a little

[@CapnRetro]

I wanted to keep the story going but i don't know how. :D

[@emailname8624]

I encountered one who always held an apple in his hand as it was the only one left in morfor

[@connorcyberlife6775]

channel name Probably is actually

[@mbarajas-sx8wh]

KZbin: this video is dead Recommendations: STILL ALIIIIVE!

[@henriqueluniere2732]

DORMMAMU I COME TO BARGAIN

[@1972ChevySupernova]

best reply yet

[@TheSoomalainen]

Genuinely made me laugh. Good on ya mate!

[@rootintootinputin4579]

Some still say if you listen closely you can hear him complaining about a pain in his skull

[@Claymmorez]

+RootinTootinPutin no need. He mentioned that in every dialogue

[@joghnythegurue2710]

Now if I ever get this game I'm half expecting to here a faint "I'm still alive good damn it!" In the distant mountain fog...

[@DSFII]

that one dislike is from Garl

[@trutyatces8699]

His account kept being deleted by KZbin because he was dead and had less than five subs, so he had to make a brand new account each and every time. We are currently at eight.

[@325133]

I had one like this from the first game. He adapted to ALL weaknesses and be was invincible. I used my captains on a story mission and murdered then all single handedly

[@raahone6780]

man, i laughed so hard everytime he repeated "Still Alive". glad to see you put him out of his misery, poor fella. and nice victory dance moves by the way, awesome.

[@CapnRetro]

I think he was trying to make the song "Still Alive by Glados" last as long as he could. :D

[@n1ghtst6lker02]

So did throwing him off the cliff actually permanently kill him? Or was that just for the sake of the video?

[@christianwilliams2617]

I remember sitting in my chair, with my cup of soda as I watched this video. A glorious time seeing him continue to say his line over and over again. But then, out of nowhere, I hear a faint shout from the outside of my home *Still alive!*

[@w1ndgeneral226]

*R U N*

[@Isuukuu]

I had an Uruk like this in Seregost, he kept surviving no matter how often I butchered him like a dog. Eventually I got sick of it and just shamed him, the last time I saw him he did nothing else other than shout ''Die, Tark, Die!'' all the time no matter if he was fighting me or another Uruk. I don't know if he yet lives as I haven't encountered him again.

[@Likexner]

You made him go insane.

[@user-zz9mv9rd7z]

Still one of my favourite videos 6 years later

[@coreyeverett5500]

He's called the King Slayer.... and he's missing a hand....

[@Claymmorez]

iron skull now

[@morpyy7123]

And he says in combat "I don't know nothing, leave me alone!"

[@569_]

Corey Everett game of thrones reference

[@leonvanderlinden2595]

I wonder if the Boltons knew him xD

[@tash4943]

Well surely the Lannisters sent their regards.

[@ultralizardanimations]

Garl: You keep killing me! Talion: I’ll fucken do it again

[@SANAD359]

Anyone feel they just got tired of naming Uruks, so they just took normal names and changed one letter. "I like the name Karl... no, not uruk enough, how about GARL."

[@Claymmorez]

I got more than 10 olog with the name Azlaar

[@GZilla311]

Any who are demolishers?

[@tykehotep2865]

BraveGaming don't be daft it was originally Gary

[@ethanolivari5468]

I have the same problem, I killed this Orc captain so many times, I've shamed him so many times. Comes back to life

[@bluebandanawearingturtle2789]

You know what the worst part is? He's STILL ALIVE but just at the bottom of the cliff. He can't climb back up so he has to wait a bit for him to die Side note : He could've just killed himself

[@tash4943]

But if he had killed himself he would've come back. STILL ALIVE

[@Claymmorez]

ok that explains everything

[@TehShinegami]

I wonder if he is haunted by a elf ghost with secret evil plans...

[@ohmygodtheykilledkenny8038]

Meepo Bellic shadow of garl confirmed

[@venomistgaming]

Garl is now immune to fall damage.

[@General-Of-Gaming]

Garl can now play ragdoll and play dead and cheat death.

[@SaintHierophant]

2:23 "The ranger took out Garl!" Alas, no.

[@judeives8899]

I had this same problem, but with like 3 orcs who refused to die no matter how hard I tried, and they were some of the first orchestra I fought and yet somehow one of them still lives after years of putting him through turmoil

[@cheeseboy847]

"Some of the first orchestra I fought". Now I'm imagining a couple of bard orcs in the background providing instrumentals while a few more rhyming orcs are in the front singing in 3 part harmony as they march up to you. It's... it's beautiful 🥲

[@LunaTycho]

Somebody apparently has Life Alert.

[@ryversims4422]

Rei Tachibana ive mcfallen and i cant get up

[@theprettyaveragegamer8802]

Lol

[@d3rpd4mag35]

STILL ALIIIVE

[@justjoking5252]

I've been killed, and I can't get up!

[@thebusiness8212]

Talion: *Wakes up in a cold sweat* Eltariel: Are you alright Talion? you were restless all night. Talion: Yes.... yes it’s just I had a nightmare of that orc that never stopped chasing me. Garl I think it was. Eltariel: Well I actually might know something about that orc. Talion: Really?? What is it please tell me!! Eltariel : *Rips off face* I’M STILL ALIVE!!!!! Talion: *Horrified screaming*

[@Asapps]

Oh lord, I can imagine Talion's screaming.

[@kissimmeeftw406]

Welp, I can tell this is going to a happy marriage

[@devinodriscoll]

This implies that Talion and Eltariel are fucking

[@thebusiness8212]

@@devinodriscoll Or that Garl is so dedicated to the death of Talion that he went deep cover as a woman elf and let Talion clap his cheeks so he could find the right time to reveal himself.

[@nullpoint3346]

@@devinodriscoll Or that they were watching them sleep.

[@Hoodsonbr]

"I'm not dead yet. I feel fine... Not really, my head kinda hurts..."

[@SympatheticStrawmanVA]

Hoodsonbr is that an Overlord reference?

[@NEETKitten]

@@SympatheticStrawmanVA It's a Monty Python reference, you uncultured mong.

[@raver377]

the next day OP wakes up, only to be dragged out of bed when its still dark, and then he hears it: "iM sTiLl AlIvE"

[@antcow1239]

Still alive! I'm still not dead! Best intro, 10/10

[@yomomsfgt9978]

*Pulls up to the second window at mcdonalds *Manager greets me with arms spread wide open "STILL ALOOOOIVE!!!"

[@killianasheart5175]

This reminds me of a Uruk I fought in shadow of mordor. I think he was a “doctor” or something. When it came down to it he had the problem of being insta-killed by stealth. BUT 5 separate times he came back. So I decided “screw it.” I recruited him, only to pop his head.

[@therougehobbit2564]

I had a ork do this to me once, his name was throg the tark slayer, and he was a regular ork that killed me around the beginning of my first playthrough, and ended up coming back to life on multiple occasions and followed me until the last fortress I had to take over, and ironically he was the overlord of the last fortress, that's what I call dedication.

[@jare3959]

Clearly he's another Gravewalker.

[@gojoufanatic9546]

S T I L L A L I V E

[@Claymmorez]

STILL ALIVE x 9999999999999999

[@DeadKavaiol]

I hear GlaDOS song in this...

[@RandomPerson-b1s]

I am making a note here: Huge success

[@BaronvonGoldrock]

It's 2020 and he's STILL ALIVE!

[@aidenk.3735]

Ah yes, this happened to me as well. It was back in Minas Ithil, when I was still just beginning the game. There was an orc captain by the name of Pûg, now Pûg the Survivor because I have decapitated him, burned him alive, cleaved him in half widthwise, thrown him off a watchtower, shot him to death, and poisoned him to death. All this, and Pûg still fights on...

[@dedprice3142]

i have an orc like this but his name is grum the ancient one. hes a mystic. has ancient look to match his name. hes insane. always screams "let me rest, wheres my rest" legendary mystic assassin. sadly he sucks in every fight, and ive decapitated him myself and he always comes back. captured him. sometimes im just roaming and hell appear after i watched him die and be like "WHERES MY REST" but he never betrays me. just comes outta no where and screams at me after death and i order him to retreat.

[@dhingopulento4405]

Orc: Leave me alone Ranger:I leave you alone when you die Orc:never

[@smithwesson1896]

He reminds me of that old guy from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. "I'm not dead! I feel fine! I FEEEEL AT PEACE!"

[@14thbattlegroupcommander]

**loses arm** TIS' BUT A SCRATCH

[@jackoh31313]

If you listen closely at 2:00 am, you can hear "I'm still aliveeee" under your bed.

[@thepro193jr6]

2023 can this gets even worse Garl: STILL ALIVE!!!

[@kfjfnekhn5898]

he will always be still alive in my heart

[@smithwesson1896]

I say shame him down to level 1 and decapitate him. Or recruit him, level him up to level 80, make him Legendary, let him bleed out, then Resurrect him as an Undead. He'll never betray you and he'll never level down if he dies again

[@F11-c1u]

oh..

[@smithwesson1896]

@@F11-c1u What?

[@smithwesson1896]

@@F11-c1u Too much?

[@KillianConnolly]

That's downright bloody brilliant if I do say so myself. Plus if he's undead he'll never yell "still alive!!!!" Again

[@gustafarfwidsson1892]

I think the kingslayer orcs are a reference to Jaime Lannister in Game of Thrones. The are all missing a hand :P

[@pingaspearce9403]

Da Reaper but....... This is Lord Of The Rings?

[@monkeyinnapot8148]

Pingas Pearce he said he thought it was a reference

[@mr.mayonnaiseman6559]

on shadow of mordor theres an orc captain named prak who comes back every time with a new nickname, and i got rid of 9 of his runes