Blazen! Short - Hazama is Smooth

Hazama & Relius got away with everything.
Song: Neil Cicierega - Smooth
• Neil Cicierega - Smooth
Anime: BlazBlue Alter Memory
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[@lordpotoo1375]

This is the gag ending for Alter Memory

[@sharkskin9728]

Are we sure this isn't the canon one?

[@EternumTagerMain]

@Angelo Ryan Piss off bot

[@bobsnob9246]

alter memory is a gag route by itself

[@Sailor639]

​@@sharkskin9728 I'm pretty sure this is Hazama's theme in the Alter Memory.

[@Akeri46]

IT BEEN 6 YEARS since i looked at this video

[@capriciousunpredictablemem721]

"they'd have a samurai" //picture of Baiken I love you

[@thecuchikiller]

1:42

[@MoriXIII]

Everything in this is perfect. What I like the most is how the lyrics combine so much with Hazama's character, principally with the "Im the kind of guy how laughs in a funeral" and him tiping his hat with a big smile saying "How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?". Simply beautiful

[@clownplayer7265]

In a mix of horror and comedy, Terumi would be even worse than Hazama in that regard and would definitely do it.

[@HiddenSiren]

I've had this on repeat for the past three hours. Help me.

[@palletdrop3297]

HiddenSiren I will help you Sing the lyrics

[@PhillFema]

#HazamaDidNothingWrong

[@JubbiMafu]

Ashly Carrier #itwasrachelsfault

[@elios7623]

Mr.Hentai HAHAHAHA PLSSS

[@jouheikisaragi6075]

#Blameterumiorreliusactuallyjustblamesaya

[@elios7623]

actually just blame saya HAHAHA

[@jouheikisaragi6075]

EliosBeta half of the series is her fault and the other half is Terumi, not this smooth man.

[@alfalucar5150]

We got relius on support vocals man is this what that gag reel led to the first terumi and relius CD out in stores now

[@deadgunslinger8489]

Hazama and terumi. The most loveble assholes in fighting games

[@wasabihairedkfcmanager3543]

Ok, ok; You have to admit.. Hazameme is G O L D

[@major_havok7854]

Hazama really is the best fighting game character ever made

[@naokikashima8054]

This is the music Imper Fidelis makes at the end of Terumi’s Gag Reel. Ragna on drums.

[@android21evil19]

The Age of The Imperator

[@futurehero2704]

Hazama: who's bad? I'm bad **Michael Jackson pose** Ragna: umm.... Don't even think about it Relius: I have to say it was fun

[@spectrasoulfaire215]

I'm...not entirely sure what I just saw. But I guess that's just proof of Hazama's trolling skills.

[@shockdrake]

I love Hazama Because he is dark and cool green snake

[@jouheikisaragi6075]

Suchomimus he is a smooth criminal

[@Skallva]

He is a snek criminal

[@Kakaragi]

Troll antagonists are the best

[@HaitokuNoHonoo1000]

*IT'S BEEN!* a while... but this is still gold

[@jean-philippesutty7164]

Foolish thing to said still and not always

[@HaitokuNoHonoo1000]

@@jean-philippesutty7164 *It's been* 4 years, and I still come here

[@jean-philippesutty7164]

@@HaitokuNoHonoo1000 comrade this is what we must do !!!

[@hoienkyouma211]

@@jean-philippesutty7164 I'm from a future where the world ends but the meme endures.

[@JayUpgraded]

Why does this go so well together?!

[@jouheikisaragi6075]

JayUpgraded because Hazama is indeed smooth.

[@palletdrop3297]

Jouhei Kirisagi undoubtedly

[@easterntitan8308]

Legend has it that if you played this song then the instrumental version you could still hear the vocals.

[@elios7623]

IT'S BEEN

[@jeffreymedvick6541]

8 months.

[@hendrasimmons8848]

A year ago since you first commented

[@altercard5389]

EliosBeta 11 months... multiplied by the square root of 1.

[@equilibriumvk1657]

EliosBeta What. Did. I. Just. Clicked????😂😂

[@serpentlord285]

1 year

[@theinternetshavecome1640]

I cannot imagine how hard the editing must have been for this, but I assure you it was 100% worthwhile. Amazing work. 3:08 This seems like a valid reaction.

[@ModernAegis]

Ragna: ...What... the fuck is this man even doing...?

[@conwaysquest6961]

Ragna: What the actual fuck is happening.

[@sharkskin9728]

"This man... HIS SMOOTHNESS KNOWS NO BOUNDS!"

[@graememartin9715]

When Terumi raises the roof😂😂😂

[@hoienkyouma211]

This is one one of the single greatest videos I've ever seen.

[@EternumTagerMain]

I'll never forgive Alter Memory for taking away the Tager vs Hazama fight. Imagine a fully animated GETB...

[@rivendzi]

Wooooo Tager named Finger

[@EternumTagerMain]

@@rivendzi Kid named Gadget Finger

[@omegadragoon1544]

If y'all want to see him be on a true menace to society, say aye!

[@natsumirokudo3798]

Hazama my favorite charakter. ♥

[@jouheikisaragi6075]

Helios Vampires we all love him. Nice taste on Flan-sama

[@natsumirokudo3798]

^^

[@Sailor639]

Touhou fans?

[@natsumirokudo3798]

@@Sailor639 Yes

[@whiteobama1428]

the sexiest shitpost i've ever had the audacity to behold

[@ByaKyuren]

This is the best thing to come out of AM

[@HaitokuNoHonoo1000]

I wonder why do I keep coming back to this video.... is it because it's a masterpiece? Yup it is!! *proceeds to watch again*

[@Aripuni1]

2021

[@cayakdawson2020]

I was concerned when my sister said she understood what was happening 0.o She said that Noel thought Hazama was cheating (Makoto gagreel) and Relius attacked Noel cause he thought she was screwing with Terumi (Terumi gagreel) and while all this crap is going down Ragna was being babysitted by Tao (Makoto gagreel). Sooooooooooo long ass story short it was all a HUGE misunderstanding. Thank You Sis... I still don't get it XD

[@planetshaper4503]

Comment from two years ago... Only thing I managed to understand was the first part of this comment XD

[@MrSasunaru101]

XD

[@DarkZ19]

@@planetshaper4503 to put it short and hopefully clear the confusion, in Makoto's gagreel Noel and Hazama are married, Hazama is the wife of course. In Terumi's gagreel, Relius asks Terumi/Hazama to marry him. And the reason Ragna is being babysitted is because in Makoto's gagreel he is playing a baby (and throws hands with his mother, Hazama).

[@trilliontimes5856]

@@DarkZ19 cringe

[@planetshaper4503]

​@@DarkZ19 I watch this video nearly every day and somehow didnt notice that you replied... Though I have to admit, that is indeed hilarious

[@vanta7954]

This is scarily in character

[@Sewblon]

Song: great. Editing: great. Husbando (Hazama) also great. top marks across the board.

[@Noteneuro]

I love it this made smile. Good job I listen/watch this four times now.

[@rando1572]

HE LIVES

[@NathanaelPar]

Man, I always forget how much I love your Hazama (I've never gotten around to checking out how accurate your version of him is compared to the real one), and then you do something like this AND I LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT XD Also I've been addicted to this song ever since I watched this yesterday and heard it for the first time XD

[@jvnascpeix]

I have to say it's pretty accurate with the real one. A manipulative guy "who laughs at a funeral" and can't help himself but smile when he sees you angry, or with any sourt of unpleasent nouns. That's what I love about this amv.

[@BlackDragonSol]

this is the perfect kind of shitposting.

[@jonathanmetellus8413]

he's reborn shiny new and in chrome

[@animeoutlands1588]

The N.O.L did the Dark War

[@BestWayKilla]

I don't have the words to describe what I just watched. All I can say is that it made me smile and I wish to see more. Also, very happy this channel has some activity again, hope there'll be a new episode at some point.

[@ChibiCirno]

I want to have smooth love Relius "I did nothing wrong" Clover. ...Off-Model Terumi is invited too, but I really do wish Gonzo Terumi would come back. P0/Raincoat Terumi can go back to bottom tier and maybe drag Hazama with him

[@elios7623]

LOL

[@MR.Morningstar777]

2:40 [Bridge] It's been... It's been... It's been... It's been, It's been, It's been It's been... It's been... It's, It's, It's... been It's been, It's been... [Final Verse] This life ain't good enough, I (It's been) my world to lift you up, I (It's been) my life to better suit your mood 'Cause you're so smooth (It's been) just like the ocean under the moon (It's been) same as the emotion that I get from (Harrison Ford!) You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah Give me your heart, make it real or else forget about it (Chickety China, the Chinese chicken, chickety China, the Chinese chicken...) (Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford, Harrison Ford...) (Oh, let's not forget about it!)

[@DarkenedStarlight]

This masterpiece needs more views. I know 100K is alot but it just needs more than that.

[@IcyLapis]

neil cicirega and hazama!? i love this

[@thelamergamer1894]

Annnnnd, this is going in the playlist.

[@mrshadowcristal]

I hate every second of it but I can't stop watching this. Well done.

[@CoCthPlain]

It's been 3 years since I've seen this and I still come back to watch this.

[@Aripuni1]

2021

[@ferrucciocaracciuolo8139]

Ok.

[@elios7623]

2:34 AY LMAO

[@iskidbromyuniverseforever3969]

Hazame reminds me of Michael Jackson for some weird reason and it's not because the title ok.

[@notshane792]

I got those vibes when I first played as him. And when I saw his outfit

[@iskidbromyuniverseforever3969]

@@notshane792 that's good to know bro.

[@Sailor639]

He's got that smooth criminal palete though.

[@psl6145]

*harrison ford*

[@Whitefox789]

This deserves more views!

[@SINGEKOO]

What the fuck did I just watch? That was amazing!

[@android21evil19]

So this is the new hit song from Imper Fidelis...

[@darkingPS3]

Has it been a year since last vid already?

[@RagnaFenrir]

darkingPS3 11 months, should we expect episode 5 for the end of june? :o

[@ShadowDraygonTV]

Ragna Fenrir yes

[@fallenthantos]

To be fair abridge series take a lot of work to get done right, from them having to make the jokes, edit the videos, get everyone takes and more. On top of not really making money off of this meaning that they do this in there free time. Also sometimes life just gets in the way, all that would need to happen is one person unable to do there part at this at the moment and suddenly it can be delayed until that person as the time to do there part.

[@RagnaFenrir]

fallenthantos As a person who is using youtube subs to spanish translate central fiction, I know that feel ;-;

[@ermant7285]

It's been

[@jarlnooch1882]

favorite part is 2:59-3:10

[@haz2077]

Hey, that's pretty good.

[@helioshorribledude]

I don't know about you guys, but not only did you do a good job at this, you did too good. I loved the video. My sides are still hurting.

[@thesamwolf_gn7018]

Endless Despair 3 has arive

[@johnnylyons7878]

IT'S ALIVE! IT'S BACK! THANK GOD!

[@Rieznanda]

damn algorithm strike me again,leading me here

[@xivlis4458]

IM CRYING

[@omiorahman6283]

Blazen is the better adaptaion of the og game some even say it surpasses it

[@heathazezero3967]

Man this works well as fuck

[@kimwilson-bloomfield9069]

3:23 It looks like Relius is kissing Noel kind of...

[@nataliecostanza3463]

oh god that sounds like a trash ship

[@userinterface2000]

@@nataliecostanza3463 so trash

[@MakoZilla]

top ten videos ever

[@negamisaito7392]

Is it a good or bad thing that I memorized this? lol XD I love it.

[@KWCHope]

Its been... 5 hours since I started this loop, it'll still be 3 days till I turn off this song...

[@Aripuni1]

2021

[@ferrucciocaracciuolo8139]

2023.

[@Usoony]

Crazy, i made a character that was the spitting image of Hazama, i even gave him green hair.

[@haz2077]

Chinese chicken. 🍗

[@bob13373]

Is this the continuation to Hazama's knife fight?

[@ShadowDraygonTV]

Extended universe.

[@omiorahman6283]

Shadow Draygon BCU

[@monadoboyao9146]

relius brought it home

[@arachnoskull6311]

So Gunna be making more comics now that cross tag battle is a thing?

[@PLATINUM_Rook]

Harrison Ford

[@kokonoegrav]

Fun times.

[@dalex2474]

green haired gin ichimaru ahaha

[@farce2734]

Dude This was awesome!! you're Awesome!!

[@Ben_Jammin94]

Oh how I've missed these. This just made my day.

[@CamperDraco]

1:04 Trauma 😱

[@sm64mandude97]

Don't heck with the snek.

[@Sailor639]

Snek sheds it skin

[@gengar1293]

Okay, this is definitely me when I miss 665B

[@enovos3138]

I love this channel 😄

[@altercard5389]

Was that O-Canada at the beginning?

[@Mickspad]

Was that the Canadian National Anthem at the beginning?

[@jouheikisaragi6075]

Mickspad it probably was.

[@Gamer_Oni927]

Snek boi best boi

[@TheKing-qz9wd]

Honestly this is not worth the derogitory claim of shitpost or meme. It's just comedy, not gold but good still.

[@thelettuceclub]

195,195th view (among others). excellent vid

[@otoman3003]

He is in truth, a smooth criminal

[@Sailor639]

The Taokaka feeding Ragna "the soup", while the song lyrics is about "Chikety China, the Chinese chicken"... Was it a prediction?

[@rustkarl]

... order of the imperator

[@ritsukaseriyko1491]

This channel is fucking amazing!!

[@ervinfalcon2728]

*E G G*

[@vitorrette5924]

hazama jakson singing horrors!

[@firepuppies4086]

Metalseadramon jamming to the song in the Digimon movie

[@user-ul9yk3rq9h]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS GUY'S ALIVE!!!

[@Whitefox789]

THIS NEEDS MORE FUCKING VIEWS! Bottom Line.

[@lykos2327]

I like this

[@mindlessdrivel9029]

IT'S BEEN almost a year

[@ferrucciocaracciuolo8139]

5 now.

[@Akeri46]

I am back chat

[@-kng-]

Yooooo welcome back!

[@MakoZilla]

@@Akeri46 welcome back (x2)

[@Karmalabich]

Damn they got me with tao and the chicken

[@canadacaden3266]

I love this video! I do have to ask why I'm hearing Oh Canada in the background at the very start, though.

[@aceofspades2221]

Why does this feel like a cursed ship?

[@SuperBrunout]

Gold

[@jikannoyuusha9978]

And he we thought no one had the balls to translate SMT IF's hidden prelude... Valhallaujah, 'mon, NOW blaze one for the nation!!! #Persona17

[@TheGoldenCapMan]

Ok! Why is Joseph Joestar in this video?!

[@capriciousunpredictablemem721]

Because Harrison Ford plays Indiana Jones. Old Joseph's design is a reference to Indiana Jones.

[@BernexChips]

Oooooooh my gooooood!

[@RichterfanReborn89]

Niki horry sheet

[@BonkHazard]

Also cuz Nox Nyctores are Stands, Noel literally dual wields The Emperor, Carl has rule 63'd Star Platinum and Jin has an ice version of Anubis. Also Izanami can stop time.

[@lostravenyuushin1317]

Ragna / Terumi / Makoto / Nine / Nu / Noel dislike this vid

[@jouheikisaragi6075]

LostRaven Yuushin add Jin

[@BonkHazard]

Don't forget Hakumen, Rachel, Valkenhayn, Jubei and Platinum the Trinity(all 3: Luna, Sena and Trinity Glassfille).

[@chrismanning2888]

Why terumi?

[@LeemVonNelly]

Chris Manning they only really tolerate each other

[@Terumimi]

And Lambda and Kokonoe