Shane Dorian's Friend Survived a Shark Attack

Taken from JRE #1749 w/Shane Dorian:
open.spotify.com/episode/5MN9...

[@AnsonRobbins_Bodybuilding]

The girl surfer who saved his friend needs to be interviewed. What a hero, her fast thinking saved that man’s life.

[@deangelomcghee6041]

I 😮😮😮😮😅😮😮😮😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😢😢😢😢😢😮😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😅😅😅

[@HHbhb-xk1nn]

No she doesn't it's not her story

[@tdz69]

The kayak guy who hooks marlin and gets dragged miles out to sea…..THESE are the guys rogan needs to get on. Lmao

[@noahdavis_40]

The stories that guy would have😂😂

[@johnmcmahon6456]

​@@noahdavis_40Everybody would like to hear his stories over this schmuck.

[@morroterp710]

I meet some dude that got a tuna by mistake on his kayak and got dragged out but he was out 47 miles out but he cut the line off. Lucky he had a flare gun and got helped by a fishing boat

[@rodneybarnett3307]

They don't live long enough

[@mrlithium69]

Joe will fight a mountain lion with his bare hands but thinking about Shark attacks keeps him humble :P

[@omogenews]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4jOdK2km8eBntk You guys didn't see this ..unbelievable

[@rumchata6569]

Joe said if of his first experiences when arriving to Cali was seeing a dude killed by a shark attack lol traumatized forever and I don’t blame him

[@jacobpowell9941]

That's their world brotha

[@rumchata6569]

@@jumpstart55million yea but elk don’t have thumbs or fly airplanes

[@jumpstart55million]

Joe isn't dumb enough to fight a full grown mountain Lion with his bare hand's. You can't really grapple with a big cat, The Amount of force that a 200 pound mountain lion can generate is incomensrate when compared to a human being even a human being whose in shape and very Strong. Joe would have no chance without a Knife. And it ain't just their strength, It's also their claws, they've got a set of giant razors on each of their Paws. So they can easily disembowel a man without much effort. You gotta remember those things were designed to kill Elk and other giant Land Prey. Killing a human is nothing to them.

[@Colyers]

Huge props to that woman who thought fast and saved that dudes life.

[@stephensullivan1011]

Bruh fr

[@samchaleau]

Amazing response from that girl. Hope she's recognized publicly as a freakin hero. That's a major gut check, and she did an awesome job to save that guy.

[@lavapix]

There was a doctor staying in one of the condos when he heard the screaming he came out and yelled for her to apply it. She did really well just getting him in. It's very shallow with a sharp reef.

[@spindoctor6385]

Props to the chick, doing first aid with the ankle strap while paddling back is awesome. Many people would just freeze.

[@spindoctor6385]

@Mijia Ersin Young???? Hahahaha, holding on to that one a bit too long aren't you? Surely there is some cougar site that is more appropriate.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

this comment is _100%_ right!

[@laza6141]

also props to the shark for not finishing the job.

[@KapteinFruit]

Yeah props to her. She saved that mans life, no doubt. If she wasnt there, this would be a whole different story.

[@caesarforlife1663]

The female surfer and other surfer who helped were incredibly brave. Shane Dorian is a monster on a surfboard.

[@American-Dragon]

Make a tourniquette that attaches to a board leash or a leash that has one on it. There is your million dollar idea.

[@Noadvantage246]

@@American-Dragon Nah there's pretty much no point bc: A shark attacks are EXERTEMLY rare. B Out of the ppl that are seriously attacked to very few survive long enough to even need one C Board can get shredded what happened here. The only situation such a device is useful I'd in this hyper specific situation where; Person is bad attack but not killed and is close enough to another surfer that has their Board and leash still intact.

[@nordicson2835]

Always my biggest fear while surfing. Praying he has a complete recovery.

[@backbone93]

I dont feel bad for people who get theyr limbs taken in the Ocean Play stupid games win stupid prices

[@joeberger3441]

@@backbone93 it's statically a rarity to be attacked in most places. But it also depends on the exact location and time of year. The "play stupid games" would be if a surfer willfully picked a beach that had a recent sighting.

[@backbone93]

@Charlote no i dont practice backflips for the same reason its a stupid price you win for a stupid game The% to be paralyzed is still low but i pass anyway

[@hapaharley1706]

@@backbone93 get over yourself, no one's asking for your sympathy

[@littlelarry2912]

No different than walking into the amazon jungle and getting attacked by the native animals. They are only doing what instinct tells them. No different than someone entering your house while your watching TV

[@Shovelman220]

Don't forget Chael took out five dude and they charged him. Never lost, not even a round.

[@retiredtidepodeater3339]

Shut up, stan.

[@ernieshrimp9410]

lmao i love how no matter what video i go to i see a chael comment

[@yoshzlac2429]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3LIcnSJlMekaac what you didn't see ..trutht

[@yoshzlac2429]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3LIcnSJlMekaac what you didn't see ..truth9

[@solace4114]

Imagine typing this

[@jopo7996]

This guy is a surfer and a wine maker. It's like all he needs are some tasty waves and a cool buzz.

[@chipskylark8869]

Stoney bologna

[@yoshzlac2429]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3LIcnSJlMekaac what you didn't see ..truth7

[@c9hr0ni4c]

Was stoked to see Shane on the poscast!! Gonna have to stroll over to Spotify later to watch the full episode.

[@CVKS_ts]

Spicolie

[@danarrington2224]

And his old man is a tv repairman with an ultimate set of tools

[@steve-o6413]

My one and only encounter scared the crap out of me, but not as much as the seal pup it was stocking. The pup looked at me shaking and barking like a dog trying to warn me of the danger...

[@autumneastman8459]

*Stalking

[@jamessoucy3740]

Hope he is recovering and retains function of his hand/fingers!

[@lukerobson7703]

I eyeballed a Great White about 15 years ago in Victoria, about 100km down the road from Bells Beach. I was sitting out the back by myself when I saw this huge nose and scary black eyes popped up to have a look at me then sunk back down under the water, and I just had to wait there until the next set came through. Surfing was never the same again, I could never enjoy it properly again. I’ve seen four sharks while surfing over the years, but rarely get in the water anymore.

[@latentsea]

You’re always alone out there

[@morena012]

He was like "who are you?"

[@katherinepoltoratzky6068]

Don't go alone. I've heard of another story of a saving from the other person beating the shark.

[@lukerobson7703]

@@katherinepoltoratzky6068 yeah true. I was surfing with a friend but he had just caught a wave from last set and was in the shallows as I was sitting out the back when it happened.

[@gmarounf7472]

I would have shit myself...

[@yobabybubba]

*Joe's 1st 2 reactions in the 1st 20 seconds.....* *Priceless!*

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

Rogan is the most masculine AND feminine guy I've ever seen. He has such "girl talk" immediate reactions. It's fun to watch

[@seanmcguire7974]

The worst thing has got to be right after the 1st attack, when you're swimming away just wondering n thinking of when the next bite is coming.

[@c9hr0ni4c]

We got Shane!! Hell yeah.. I'm gonna have to go watch this full episode. Love when Joe brings on guests like this and how intrigued he gets speaking with them.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

this is 110% correct

[@TheTreherne]

Thanks

[@lavapix]

Hey Shane, you're on with Joe Rogan :-) Jared is doing well according to local sources. It's not unusual to see big Tigers around here. All I've encountered were mellow. Even the 10' one that came right up to my board. That Great White was just spotted again a few days ago about 5 miles south of Banyans. I used to be the first one out most days for dawn patrol. Now I let others paddle out first :-)

[@TheeDanIslander]

is he ur buddy?

[@lavapix]

@@TheeDanIslander Shane or Jared? We all know each other from surfing there.

[@ryanmanley389]

Joe "theirs something really terrifying about being eaten by an animal while its looking at you" Rogan. Love it!

[@DannySullivanMusic]

yep. 100% accurate

[@JBrotsis1]

I had a pretty good laugh at how quickly he corrected Joe for having misspoke. “It didn’t suck him under, you f***ing idiot, it grabbed him by his arm!!”

[@playafly1776]

Dude looked like he was gonna jump over the table and put Joe in a rear naked choke hold.

[@travisstanfield5230]

My love of surfing greatly out weighs my fear of sharks, however absolutely terrible what happened to the guy at Banyans.

[@ElectricIguana]

2:05 LMAO at Joe's realization there's a shark attack video he's never seen before. Like a dude about to get a free lap dance from two chicks.

[@IHavePi]

🤣🤣🤣

[@hongphangbra2755]

I live in Perth Australia and another swimmer was eaten by a great white in really shallow water close to shore. They searched for him for 4 days and found nothing. Only his goggles. A surfer witnessed the attack and called out to these teenagers in a dinghy to help. The kids got to half the swimmer but the shark was swimming between the boat and the swimmer to protect its meal. The eventually got close enough to try pull him up but the shark lunged again taking the other half under and eating it. People seen the shark swim at speed into the sandbank to force half the swimmer down its throat.

[@woodenfishes]

What beach in Perth was this at?

[@outlawjoseywales3984]

Wild. ive heard of deadly shark attacks, but never heard of sharks actually eating humans.

[@genebassman]

Paul Millachip was the swimmer- reports say it was a great white and a tiger shark

[@olliefoxx7165]

I still read articles and comments that say shark bites and attacks are extremely rare WORLDWIDE. Pisses me off so bad when people say that crap. "Sharks won't harm you on purpose." Bullshit. I get wanting to value all creatures but RESPECT the killers out there. They don't want to cuddle and be friends.

[@woodenfishes]

@@olliefoxx7165 I mean they're still pretty rare but you obviously have more chances of getting bit in places that are known to have a lot of sharks

[@WarrenRCG]

"Jesus H. Christ, Hooper! Aintcha watchin' im?!?"

[@x-raymind7778]

Joe is exactly right even 1 bite is deadly I live on cape cod and if you get bit surfing or swimming here it’s a 99% chance it was a great white not a lemon shark

[@JamBeast508]

I wont even get in the water in new bedford. Cant see shit in these waters

[@lukebowler7946]

My friend was incredibly lucky No... the girl next to him who wasn't attacked was lucky

[@gstylez0107]

"It didn't suck him under! ..It PULLED him under.." Thanks for that huge correction.. 🙄

[@GodlyCarnage]

The bravery of the people who helped him is so bloody honourable. Respect to that man. I’m not a surfer but i I reckon a lot of true authentic surfers wouldn’t think twice about throwing themselves in danger for another person in the water.

[@taylorlibby7642]

I have a friend that fishes tuna and marlin off an ocean kayak out of Newport, OR. Multiple times we've watched him being stalked by sharks as he paddles back under the bridge.

[@windblownmccoy2908]

Get that on video. Sounds freaky and fun lol. 🍻

[@peckerwood91]

Joe your facial expression with self medication 🌲 made my year 🤣

[@GRyanBee]

Omg your username. Haha awesome

[@yoshzlac2429]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3LIcnSJlMekaac what you didn't see ..truth6

[@jgambie3196]

@@yoshzlac2429 shut your mouth

[@daddymcpapi7520]

pointers are absolutely beautiful death machines.

[@zieglla]

Great white attacks in Hawaii are super rare. Usually tiger sharks are the ones who attack people in Hawaii. Either way that guy is lucky to be alive. Hope he recovers & gets out of the hospital soon.

[@matthewreist6530]

Get jaws on the podcast

[@bettermanchannel770]

Hell yeah, I need his perspective

[@jackl24]

Whenever it's a rogan title with sharks,ufos,dmt and conspiracies in the title it's an instant watch

[@mykalmatters8322]

One day soon, I’m definitely reading the KZbin title: Jamie’s Old Neighbor Survives Big Foot Attack

[@Silence_Duder_Gooder]

Ha! Shane's knowledge of Tiger sharks and what and how they eat sounds like it came straight from the (shark) autopsy scene in Jaws.

[@LukeMackie]

I have two phobias.. Spiders (big one's) and Great Whites.. Just imagine being in the ocean, totally vulnerable with a decent swim back to shore and all of a sudden you dive under and see a humongous shark triangulating your position, It's one of those where I'd be so terrified I wouldn't want to move. I know the best thing to do is high tail it out of there, but I also feel like that would alert the shark more.. It's a sticky one, and a situation I hope I never get myself into.

[@spectralimages8961]

God, yeah I share the same fears. There was that video of the girl who got attacked by the Great White out to sea paddling just beside a boat, unaware and laughing and you can see it UNDER her, just looking up, considering her, then it grabs her and it yanked so hard it dislocated her leg joint from her hip. Gives me chills.

[@damskowest]

This is my biggest fear too. And the fact that their eyes don’t have any emotions, just pure death

[@omogenews]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4jOdK2km8eBntk You guys didn't see this ..unbelievable

[@omogenews]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4jOdK2km8eBntk You guys didn't see this ..unbelievable

[@backbone93]

Why would you go into the ocean to begin with xD Thats like going into someones elses property and wondering why you get shot xd

[@brewskibrew986]

Imagine having that feeling of a great white grabbing your arm with all those teeth and dragging you under water, I would definitely have nightmares about that and it’s a feeling you would never forget.

[@willthomas7666]

That's one of the scariest things ever.hes mad lucky she was there and didn't die

[@hammah_santana1013]

everytime i see ShaneO on a pod i get stoked specially with Joe

[@Stillnimbus]

Once dude gets out n well, Joe finna get him in the show to hear his perspective.

[@QuixEnd]

"Dude got attacked and torn up by a great white in 4ft of water!!!" Joe: dang he's really lucky! well.. unlucky but lucky.

[@joshuarileybeal]

Great to have Hawaiian surf legend Shane Dorian on JRE! Mahalo & Aloha!

[@billybaugus1249]

Love how tight he has become with Shane

[@bboboneill]

"Did you ask the shark had it done a dmt trip" never change joe you magnificent bastard

[@watertribeh2o837]

These are the vids that got me hooked on Joe Rogan

[@jeremybilekrhodamorganstern1st]

And it made me look up to him.

[@zabianboss]

Best stories with the goat jr

[@latentsea]

No Junior, this dude makes Slade look like a kook

[@clicheguevara5282]

I live down the street from that beach. We’ve all been talking about that attack.

[@clicheguevara5282]

@@latentsea CHEEEEEEEEE HUUUU!

[@Mmmmkaaay]

After having visited the North Shore in Winter, surfers are by far the most impressive athletes imho. Those waves are brutal and sharks are hungry and we're over-fishing their food supply.

[@olliefoxx7165]

No, "we" aren't over fishing their food supply. The Chinese are over fishing their food supply. They have over 7500 (officially they claim 2500) fishing vessels compared to the USA's 350-400 vessels. The Chinese fleets can be seen from space at night bc they use powerful lights to draw fish to their nets. There are so many factory ships they can stay at sea for 2 years while smaller ships transport the catch to market. They've been devastating the waters off South America, Central America, the Philippines and places all over the Pacific.

[@chrisr.6638]

@@olliefoxx7165 Ultimately its supply and demand. I don't think the Chinese eat drastically higher amounts of fish than Americans per capita.

[@streetsiswatching9660]

"You're Gonna' Need A Bigger Boat!" 🦈

[@YamatoTre]

First spoken line of this video is so Joe Rogan-y it hurts, and I love the pain

[@dolfo6607]

The women who tied his arm with the cord is a hero

[@theloothgroup]

Sharks need to knock it off with their bullshit.

[@simsimma9385]

Yeah right? Like give it a rest already

[@theovonmiller7811]

Thanks for “showing” the video

[@russdennis7026]

We just had a fatal shark attack at the pit in Morro Bay, California. Crazy shit. 31 years old on Christmas Eve.

[@hxjade5868]

I literally just watched a documentary about a girl with one arm (shark bite) who was a professional surfer , inspiring

[@elephantom12]

His buddy is gonna be sitting in the hospital watching a Joe Rogan KZbin video talking about his shark attack that just happened.

[@IAMJhonnyBravo]

Joe you should have The Malibu Artist come on your podcast! You would love his channel and stories for sure!

[@sumuqh]

Holy shit im praying for Shane's buddy

[@Lunarpoppyfan]

3mins into joe Rogan's podcast on spotify and I get hit with back to back ads its freaking frustrating

[@jeremybrainard4423]

You can skip through them with the 15 seconds skip thing.

[@omogenews]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4jOdK2km8eBntk You guys didn't see this ..unbelievable9

[@omogenews]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4jOdK2km8eBntk You guys didn't see this ..unbelievable

[@thecrazyandthewild]

download and install an ad-blocker

[@RB-tl8cf]

Never even had one…

[@creature_of_the_undergroun261]

Fuck yeah Joe Rogan. Interviewing one of the gnarliest surfers ever. Good work Rogan.

[@yoshzlac2429]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3LIcnSJlMekaac what you didn't see ..truthu

[@yoshzlac2429]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3LIcnSJlMekaac what you didn't see ..truth7

[@c9hr0ni4c]

Was so stoked to see Shane on the Pod!! Definitely gotta run over to Spotify later and check out the full episode. Love when Joe has on guests like this.

[@jeremybilekrhodamorganstern1st]

Dude is strong for that.

[@timsfgiantsmem9382]

This most recent shark attack in Egypt is Wild af.

[@_king_ryanphillips]

Shane Dorian is a legend. Big wave surfing legend. He is the man! I looked up to him as a kid. Even have In God's Hand on DVD, lol.

[@c9hr0ni4c]

Was so stoked to see Shane on the pod!! I also enjoy how intrigued Joe gets when he speaks to ppl like this, from a world he's not as privy to. I've been waiting on another episode like this.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

that's right. absolutely true dude

[@c9hr0ni4c]

One of the healthiest comment sections you'll find on KZbin and the damn sex bots gotta come in a fuck it up lol

[@jonathanscoggins5868]

"Why are you smiling?" she asks. "Do you have a friend that you just think about and smile?" "No." "That's too bad!" My favorite Shane Dorian quote from In God's Hands! My friend passed going on 8yrs ago and we always watched that together. He always makes me smile thinking about him :)

[@DannySullivanMusic]

yes. 10000% right

[@stephensullivan1011]

Man. I hope to be that friend to people. ❤️

[@M.F.Gamesta]

Kayak dude needs his own show.

[@CarolJamieson]

Jared sounds like he's crazy. Lol. 😂

[@jase8084]

Dudes mate gets attacked by a shark. Telling everyone the detailed story.. Oh but I haven't spoken to him yet 🤣

[@zacharyfindlay-maddox171]

I caught that too

[@cryptocaesar8972]

If something happens to someone you know you often learn what happened without talking to them. For example if your dad was in a car accident you probably hear from your mom and the police. You dont have to wait for your dad to wake up in the hosptal.

[@Righteo]

Shane Dorian is a legend. Damn I wish Joe had Kelly or Kalani on. I've paddled into a 20 foot great white before, max 10 metres from my face.

[@jeffc4279]

Kelly’s been on before.

[@tilikumtim5562]

Or Garrett McNamara. He would be a good guest to have on.

[@supersoniq3506]

I surfed a spot called 's turns' on Maui once. It's a really long paddle to the sand bar, maybe 600 yards. Later that day i was told by some locals to never surf there if the water is cloudy because the bull sharks don't see well and it's dangerous. 6 months later, a local surfer, who surfed there every day was bit by a large tiger shark on the leg. Other surfers helped him get to shore, but the paddle is so long and he lost so much blood that he passed away on the beach before the ambulance arrived. It's really rare for sharks to attack people and they usually let the person go, but the blood loss from the bite can be fatal.

[@DC-bp8sx]

You should watch a video by ‘sharks happen’ KZbin channel titled ‘mistaken identity? Not so fast.’ Please watch it

[@princhipessa1969]

I’ve done water sports in Northern CA and I still get freaked out at what is lurking underneath. I know this incident was in hawaii but where he surfed Mavericks - is like Great white territory. Half moon Bay & Farallon Islands are breeding grounds. 🦈

[@latentsea]

That’s just a myth the surfers say to keep the lineup uncrowded. 😁

[@DemonPrinceofHell]

Sharks like to eat the butt and leg meat too, protect your assets

[@JMW_JMW_JMW]

Recently read about the deadliest shark attack on humans ever recorded, the sinking of the USS Indianapolis in World War two. There is a great book about what happened, called In Harm's Way by Doug Stanton. Un-fucking-real what happened to these men. Very well written too. Check it out if you're interested and can stomach the gruesome story. I could not put the book down.

[@thecrazyandthewild]

Thanks!

[@acrophobia8021]

Appreciate that brother

[@trkddy]

Wait till you find out how many sharks are killed by people UNREAL

[@michaelsilvey560]

Just watch Jaws and listen to Quint tell the story of the Indianapolis. Robert Shaw was so good in that movie.

[@notjimmystewart]

@@michaelsilvey560 well that’s great! That’s just great!

[@humanbean1424]

You have a higher percentage of getting eaten by lightning than getting struck by a great white dwarf.

[@jeanninebell7062]

Joe Rogan saying "oh Jesus" had me ROLLING

[@johnfromdownunder.4339]

God I used to surf every day as we grew up on the actual beach in Australia and I was surfing at 10 years old till 18. But I had at least 5 shark encounters and people have been eatin alive at my beach. Were I live has one of the longest beaches in the world. Great whites are in Australia like every other week. In the last 10 years there was a lot of dead surfers especially in western Australia.

[@victorl6224]

Great white sharks can swim 4,000 feet deep. If they stayed there we wouldn’t even know they existed. They only come up to haunt and terrify humans and consume our nightmares.

[@mccarthy86]

And its only the babies that come up.

[@guntherultraboltnovacrunch5248]

I like the new studio.

[@treavdawg4997]

Getting attacked in water is always scary, movement is slowed. Way more vulnerable

[@harrydavis269]

THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN THE ROOM, IS THE ONE WHO SPEAKS THE TRUTH.. ARISTOTLE

[@bettermanchannel770]

Or the shark

[@m.j.golden4522]

"Compassion for animals is intimately connected with goodness of character and it may be confidently asserted that he who is cruel to animals cannot be a good (hu)man." ~ Arthur Schopenhauer, German Philosopher

[@cv978]

I suppose then, by his standards, only vegans may be considered "good." However, he suffers from philosopher's disease, thinking his mammal brain dictates moral law.

[@jocko1283]

Not true cats are shit and so are some dogs

[@andrewfabian3852]

5:27. The most horrific sound ever

[@pulsarecho1952]

3:28 Chilling.

[@IamMcpuffin]

Ever since Joe moved to Spotify in exchange for his work, haven't seen or heard a full podcast

[@gial8862]

anyone who says it is less likely to be bit by a shark than hit by lightning has obviously been climbing to the top of tall trees in the middle of a corn field during thunderstorms. 🌩 ⚡️

[@lukebennett576]

putting a chance on it is so stupid some people never go swimming in sea . and some are in areas of no sharks or loads of sharks if yourre a surfer in east coast or haawaii i bet its actually quite high

[@anonymoususer2634]

Nah it's less likely to bit by a shark when you're living in Utah. These guys are going into their space. Burger on a Styrofoam plate.

[@yoshzlac2429]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3LIcnSJlMekaac what you didn't see .

[@yoshzlac2429]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3LIcnSJlMekaac what you didn't see ..trutht

[@bittnerbs]

Tens of millions of interactions between humans and sharks every year and very very few attacks. It’s extremely rare for a shark to attack people, even great whites.

[@mauimanda04]

I was working at KCH when this attack happened but not that shift.

[@bornwinnersmindset2841]

Dude need he’s own show

[@drewelliott9062]

Did you get any bites while you were fishing? Yes a great big one on my arm!

[@xyzlmno4631]

Almost funny.

[@drewelliott9062]

@@xyzlmno4631 Thanks that means a lot coming from you.

[@xyzlmno4631]

@@drewelliott9062 Np

[@xyzlmno4631]

@@drewelliott9062 Keeping it 💯 -everyone

[@hospagalief]

My friends grandma got eaten whole and they only ever found the swim cap, my other friends brother got bitten in half and didn't make it, I'm from safrica tho

[@spookysock]

Holy fuck

[@isaachany2461]

I thought the thumbnail was 2 Joe Rogans at first!

[@andrewwhite1576]

Shark was smelling that wizards sleeve

[@Mike9201984]

Still pissed that KZbin banned the Dr. Peter McCullough clips. Who else do they suspect is more qualified to talk about myocarditis than one of the most published practicing academic cardiologists in the world…

[@latentsea]

Fow chi

[@anonymoususer2634]

Man, Ill never understand why people try to fuck with sharks. People have learned to leave lions alone. Why isn't it conditioned to stay away from sharks?

[@omogenews]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4jOdK2km8eBntk You guys didn't see this ..unbelievable

[@atomic4728]

I was just snorkeling at that same spot in November 😧

[@xZOOMORPHICx]

Shark survives Joe Rogan attack

[@rumchata6569]

Joe: it sucked him under “It didn’t suck him under! It bit him with his jaw and took him under” Sooo he sucked him under lol

[@latentsea]

Can’t we just all agree that it sucked

[@paddykeady9632]

Yeah wtf. Why did he get so uptight about semantics? Joe literally just used a more casual way of saying exactly that haha. That part was just weird lol

[@alexandergutierrez2546]

My worst fear is sharks lol I was off snorkeling in Montego Bay Jamaica when the Mf guides took off and left us there to go help another stranded boat. We tried swimming towards the boat maybe about 500 yards away, by the time I looked down it was nothing but deep blue ocean. The worst helpless feeling that I would have a shark swim up and bite us lol

[@stevend481]

Why are people so scared of sharks

[@vhscopyofseinfeld]

@@stevend481 because it’s the fear of hopelessness combined with the idea of being eviscerated

[@rabbit32073]

You were probably safer in the deep water, scary as I know it was, most shark attacks happen in shallow water. They go there to feed because it's easier to chase prey.

[@AnAmericanGirl4Sure]

If your worst fear is sharks why the heck are you snorkeling anywhere besides a swimming pool?

[@alexandergutierrez2546]

@@AnAmericanGirl4Sure conquer the inner bitch lmao 🤣 didn’t work tho so I might have to try again haha

[@mictest12]

At Banyans!?! I've paddled through there so many times.

[@adonajf2805]

Thought this was robert saleh lmfao

[@augustgremaud2738]

What most folks don’t understand about sharks is that almost all bites are exploratory, not predatory. Some smaller species may also bite out of territoriality, but it’s almost never out of hunger. We are simply not a natural prey item that they recognize, and there are documented cases of sharks much larger than a swimmer being afraid because humans are a foreign and unknown entity. Consider that sharks have no appendages with which to explore and manipulate their environment besides their mouths. Attacks are very rare, and when they do occur, there are usually deep lacerations but little flesh removed. If a predator the size of a great white or tiger shark actually wants to eat you there isn’t going to be a lot of you left to find. That is not to imply that sharks are harmless, or that a single bite cannot be fatal, but sharks are in actuality much less of a threat than movies and media outlets would lead you to believe. Attacks are newsworthy because they are infrequent, and most interactions resolve peacefully without swimmers even noticing a shark’s presence.

[@onetimebear5681]

That last sentence pretty much covers it.

[@hospagalief]

Not entirely true, definitely been great white predations where they actively try to eat all of someone

[@augustgremaud2738]

@@hospagalief absolutely! Predations can and do occur. I am just trying to convey that it’s not usually the motive. Sharks should absolutely be treated with caution and respect, but I often see them being made out as monsters online which is rather unfair and unproductive, especially with many species being increasingly imperiled by environmental issues.

[@augustgremaud2738]

@@hospagalief A good analogy might be black bears. They are usually not predatory towards humans, and spend most months eating insects and nuts. However, black bears are opportunistic predators that occasionally attack deer-sized prey such as humans with the intent to feed. Even so, most black bear attacks are defensive, with a mother protecting her cubs. It’s still grim if you are a victim, but understanding the difference informs how most people view the species. I’d wager that far more people encounter bears than sharks since we are terrestrial, but we lack the same degree of cultural terror. (Grizzlies, of course, are a different story).

[@latentsea]

August, It’s also newsworthy not just because it’s rare, but because it’s so Gnar gnar .