Scarier Animals: US or Australia? - Joe Rogan and Adam Greentree

[@rumchata6569]

It’s so cool seeing Rogan first hearing of Forrest Galante

[@leeham6230]

@@zachterry6133 No, he hadn't. The earliest he was on was #1240, this is #1224 You stupid?

[@swaggerline8918]

@@leeham6230 Why you got to be rude about it?

[@MrCodySchmidt]

Yeah, he stupid

[@maxtew6521]

You folks are ruthless.

[@chrisarbour]

@@maxtew6521 Children i think was the word you meant lmao.

[@obiwan2906a]

Haha "stay out of it c*nt!.... The most aussie thing you'll ever here. Love it.

[@mattgray871]

Should also be said to the Americans, Canadians etc who see this comment the use of that word is often a term of endearment in Australia e.g. good c##t is a good bloke, or if they say oi c##t Its mostly amongst friends

[@eliboyd5708]

I lost it when he said that.

[@stevethea5250]

@@mattgray871 TIMESTAMP

[@MaelstromEntertainment]

it’s hear

[@robbievincent9920]

Matt Gray pretty much the same in Scotland , good cunt is used everyday by myself

[@Steevvee]

here in the UK we have seagulls, Dont underestimate the Seagull, one stole someones dog the other day.

[@russell6075]

Some of our seagulls are fucking huge could eat a child

[@cnut7383]

hot dog that is

[@pirateman1144]

Don't forget about the wild Haggis running around the Highlands. Vicious little bastards.

[@user-fi8sp4dp3u]

Look up the Wedge tailed eagle

[@stonemonk549]

People in the UK must be tiny, maybe that’s where the Oompa Loompa’s are!

[@shannonharvie3918]

As an Australian Just so everyone knows the snake he said that wasn’t poisonous. The red belly black snake is the eighth most poisonous snake in the world. But we consider them to be “friendly snakes because they’re more docile in nature, nicknamed farmers, best friend because they keep down feral pests such as mice

[@1970GenXer]

Yea as I North Queenslander where most of the bities are, I thought that was a foolish thing to say.

[@tonyn1991]

No, it’s venomous, not poisonous, so they’re quite safe to eat. Once it’s dead , etc.

[@JoshSakadakis]

I honestly thought he was tripping I’m from the sunny coast qld and I was told as a kid they are super dangerous

[@skrawberry6]

No Shannon he said the snake he saw wasn’t venomous like the red belly black snake. What you ever you just went on about Shannon is complete bullshit. Why would he say the 8th most poisonous snake in the world isn’t poisonous? What a weird lie to make up

[@okami425]

I've heard Australia there's a species of mice that breed unlike any other and they'll onstage barns and eat all your grain AND animals. I could see why you'd want them under control if that's true

[@PatPrika42]

“Barely poisonous” Is only something an Australian would say.

[@MiraSubieGirl]

Red Belly Black is pretty potent -_- will kill a Child or small Woman...

[@MiraSubieGirl]

They just rarely bite.

[@fighm]

I've been eye to eye with a red belly. Thank fuck they give off a hiss before striking, them brown snakes don't fuck around tho

[@meady888]

Nope a real Australian say venomous not poisonous lol.

[@cypherglitch]

@@fighm first time I ever saw a snake in the wild, I was on a horse and walked past about 6 red belly black snakes on the side of the path,. We had to try extra hard to make the horse look only straight ahead.

[@sljfc1292]

"fuckin' stay out of it... Caaant" Is about as Aussie as it gets

[@damndirtyape1363]

Where the fuck is this guy from, Gagebrook Tassie or something?

[@brandonestrada1815]

this the only reason I wanted to look at the comments

[@chilliboy99]

Lol

[@bobbrown7717]

Yeh but mates talk like thank. Especially tradies. Maybe its a PC revolt. Its hard to be offended when ya besty calls you C regularly.

[@chilliboy99]

@@bobbrown7717 I think it was quite apparent it was in an endearing way 😂

[@gmcg852]

For anyone who isn't Australian, when he uses the c word, it's a term of endearment not an insult. Straya

[@nicewhenearnedrudemostlyel489]

that's kinda like saying when rappers specifically say bitches, it's endearing. It's still not, but those bitches have a thicker skin. i think that's the better take away.

[@ethankoskinas6800]

yes mate

[@cactusjack-sama2716]

I said it one time and a yank took it so serious as if I fucking Nuked Syria and killed many lives and I told him it's a normal thing and mans kept having stupid repetitive insults saying I have a PHD for being an asshole 😂😂😂👌👌👌

[@olliegraham9930]

Too much big lez

[@MrWeareone777]

Struth

[@jimmywrangles]

I'm Australian and I used to be a snake catcher and I can say I'd rather deal with any Aussie animal than an American Bear...except a Crocodile. Crocodiles are mean and emotionless.

[@techyy9962]

Yeah get near a croc ya just dead

[@deanpd3402]

Fortunately, we don't see crocs in most of Oz, except in government.

[@goverat]

​@@deanpd3402until you venture north of the tropic line, then you're delusional if you think there's no crocs... but then realistically it's jellyfish that are more dangerous

[@nick3576]

Up north they are everywhere

[@henryperez606]

We have crocodiles in the United States to as well as alligators

[@inkslingerdrew]

OI, crocodiles don't fookn climb trees. LMAO

[@mr.q337]

Can't hear anything more Australian than that XD

[@charlottewalnut3118]

Ratpack412 yes they do actually

[@infectedvoice7293]

Yes they are fully capable of climbing trees, many clips on youtube.

[@idontmakevideossubscribe1503]

We don’t have trees that are thick enough for it not to chomp up... and there’s probably 5 red backs in that tree that you just pissed off in that tree

[@cockoffgewgle4993]

They don't need to. They can sit and wait for a few months.

[@AdamSilverbu]

Australia is secretly one of the chillest countries in the world, we just tell other countries it’s crazy here so that it doesn’t get too crowded

[@ablockbathrooms8304]

shhh you're exposing us

[@doggsbreath7379]

@Willem Powerfish aye this bloke! Soft cocks from the cities never seen a 3 metre flatty before haha

[@nexus6971]

@Kai Stitt shut up ur exposing us!

[@aussieguy3689]

@Willem Powerfish Fucken spot on mate just made a very similar comment before seeing yours , This Adam wanker Can't see past his own nose bloody city boy !!✌️👍

[@robshoup]

I was married to an Australian. Other than her lying bipolar alcoholic ass, I LOOOOVVVVVEEEEDDDD Australia. People were so relaxed. Nobody pissed and moaned about politics or being offended. Miss it so much.

[@bigpuma444]

“Crocodiles don’t climb trees” What about crocodiles on DMT?

[@chase800]

i dont think it DMT will do the trick but meth is a different story

[@BentReality.369]

@@chase800 yeah but they will lose their teeth.

[@100GTAGUY]

Now I can't say for sure if they climb trees, but I have seen alligators climb chain link fences. They're not technically crocodiles, but close enough and I dont believe DMT was involved either lol

[@adamgillespie3393]

What about a crocodile on dmt who has befriended a gorilla in the amazon while studying ancient civilizations

[@albertweedsteinthethuggeni7797]

@@adamgillespie3393 they can fly

[@robinhunt2125]

Put it this way, we dont need Bear spray or a gun to go on a hike. Literally all you need to do is make sure you dont step on a danger noodle.

[@SpaceCattttt]

Here in Iceland, we have stupid sheep, shy birds, tiny spiders and docile wasps. That's it. I'm staying here...

[@SpaceCattttt]

@@kathym7490 Yes, it's 0 degrees Celsius at the moment (32 Fahrenheit). If it was more than 10 degrees warmer, I'd start complaining, so this is perfect weather. I could never survive in Australia.

[@alexanderthegreatest1781]

Your country is so amazing that I actually got a little bummed when I first got there and saw all the beautiful, and sometimes almost alien, scenery because I knew I'd have to leave in a few days. Waiting for my flight at Keflavik, I was fantasizing about things/sights that I'd like to do/see when I eventually find my way back someday.

[@SpaceCattttt]

@@alexanderthegreatest1781 Well, huge areas are inaccessible during most of the year, and other parts are only reachable with helicopter. And then there are areas that you can't visit at all. So what you're left with is hot springs and moonscapes. There are no natural forests, because the idiot vikings cut them all down to build their ships. And the roads tend to flood over every year. And in Reykjavik, we have ONE beach, which consists of black, diamond-hard rock... But if that's your cup of Lipton, I'm sure you'll go nuts.

[@jackmehoff5541]

teppolundgren how about Greenland Sharks? Are they swimming in the coast of Iceland? Thats the only animal i know Iceland has and eat

[@SpaceCattttt]

@@jackmehoff5541 There are sharks and whales. Shark tastes like shit and will leave an aftertaste that lingers in your throat for a week.

[@pingu9951]

‘Not very poisonous’ Ah okay, that cool. ‘They might kill a kid or a dog’ Ummm....

[@ruger51995]

@Ben26436 shotgun for snake

[@randomguy8228]

Ben26436 shotguns are more fun

[@earthatom7]

They don't give a shit about kids or dogs LOL

[@alexparker9903]

earthatom7 I agree. Lmao natural selection.

[@manbro8303]

Brown snake killed my dog 😢

[@larzman651]

Australia has the laser guided great white missle shark.

[@jonathanedwards9440]

Yep.

[@ChandlerTingle]

Larz Man Groovy

[@vickster97]

Larz Man frickin sharks with frickin lasers on their heads

[@RS-hh3et]

It's not that strong

[@MK.uLtrA-113]

Yeah, but they're not so tough once you take the batteries out..

[@potterj09]

I'm Australian, I visited America in the early 2000's and had a trail encounter with a bear, had been ignorant about seasonal dangers & almost got chewed on. Safe to say that Yogi is a lot more intense in person :|

[@VincentGonzalezVeg]

Yeah I am in America right now and I advocate for everyone to carry a gun/tool I'm of the attitude of where's your license to not carry Because the human tradition of not being eaten I like that tradition, I need to continue that tradition I chased a poisonous snake for fun in America because I'm used to handling snakes It went up a lake source Komodo dragons raptors mountain lions coyotes bears Black widows, brown widows

[@censoredrecon4029]

How are the great whites doing? Sending you and your ol lady love from Kentucky mate. If you ever visit Cuckington hmu I’ll take great care of her for you 😉if you know what I mean lmao

[@JJvideoman]

That Mitch Hedberg reference tho

[@froggergypsy4596]

Funny story, i live in colorado and was waiting for my glasses to come in. My glasses were broke and im blind. Anyway seen this "dog" and we were by busy road so i went to pet him and try to make sure it was out of harms way. As i was putting my hand out to him i got pushed by my husband and almost pushed into traffic he was yelling what are you doing? i was trying to pet a bear. That was when he realized how blind i am without glasses. Luckily i came through unhurt on that ordeal. It was a young bear and my husband seen mama not to far away. Thank god she didnt come after me

[@gifi4]

@@VincentGonzalezVeg You chased a snake for fun. Dick. Maybe next time you'll get bit.

[@Always_Eventide]

I live in Australia and I would rather take on a brown snake, which is one of the deadliest in the world, rather than take on a pissed off mama grizzly, or a mountain lion, or even a moose who is having a bad day, theirs a thing called antivenom there's no putting your head back on once that 10 foot bear whacks the fucker off, lol. 🤣

[@ericm9686]

Can't argue with that

[@Fatherfilms]

100% mate. Despite all our potentially dangerous stuff here, if you leave them alone you're fine, don't go in the ocean at certain times of day/year, don't go into any water up north, and you're fine. The US has animals that will fuck you up if they are having an off day, and some that actively hunt you on land. Fuck that lmao

[@Always_Eventide]

@@Fatherfilms bro imagine coming face to face with one of those huge mother's, I've seen some Whopper snakes but none have made think " well this it lads" lmao🤣

[@Fatherfilms]

@@Always_Eventide Hahaha same here man, massive king brown between my feet and plenty of brown & tiger snake encounters when fishing on foot in areas known for them but they all just wanted to get away from me. Got the heart rate going haha. But running into something that actively hunts you, entirely different prospect.

[@justme-ij2qy]

I live in Northwest Montana just outside of Glacier National Park, basically in the heart of the grizzly recovery zone. I can tell you that anyone that truly enjoys the back country around here on a regular basis without carrying protection and first aid gear is an absolute moron. A few years ago on opening day of hunting season there were 3 grizzly bear charges just amongst people from my work in 3 different locations. I have had numerous sketchy encounters with mountain lions, grizzly bears, black bears, wolves, and moose. With that being said, the terrain and changing weather is even more deadly.

[@BasicShapes]

"Crocodiles don't climb trees" Yeah, but neither do I, soooo.......

[@slymusic9108]

😂

[@manuelalonso9095]

When the adrenaline's rushing, you'd be surprised at what you're capable of doing lmao

[@patrickbryce4109]

But they can climb fences

[@genericusername4206]

@@KaptainLopez the wim hof dude who can produce adrenaline by will climbed mount everest naked well not naked he wore underwear

[@trippy._.lamingtons8814]

Saltwater crocodiles leap out of the water and grab animals out of the trees with incredible speed so there's that ...

[@benfoster4984]

I'm Australian and this blokes accent is so damn strong...

[@MrCJR86]

bloody oath it is mate

[@martinaee]

What's the equivalent of "Murica" in Australia lol. I'm sure this guy fits that bill there.

[@MrCJR86]

Straya @@martinaee

[@sicnic666]

martinaee the equivalent is “straya”

[@OpEditorial]

He's hamming it up for the yanks

[@theoutdoorsman9726]

Funny hearing joe read the article about Forest Gallante and he doesn’t know who he is. He was like who is this Dr. Frankenstein haha because Forest does work to both rediscover animals thought to be extinct and he does work to try to bring back animals that are already extinct. But now Forest has been on Joes show several times and they’re now friends. Maybe reading this article on this episode is what introduced him to Forest and gave him the idea of having him as a guest. Now Forest is one of my favorite recurring guest on joes show. He always has the best crazy wild stories from these remote jungles and isolated locations where he has been working.

[@fiftywhews3387]

Imagine steve Irwin on Joe's podcast

[@ΠάτερΜουνόπανος]

Hahah love your profile pic!

[@harshpatial4568]

Dude your pfp had me dying

[@yesdude3914]

I feel like if Steve was still alive, then he definitely would’ve been a guest by now, which is sad to think about :(

[@CommentSubscribe69]

Looks a hairy pussy 😂

[@Waltherppk78]

RIP

[@lukieluke11]

“Might kill a kid or a dog” Very calmly lmao

[@user-jw4fx3bw8r]

Get the dog

[@computerrockstar2369]

*John Wick enters the chat*

[@NearlyH3adlessNick]

*Straya*

[@maedraa]

Strayyaaaa

[@djhinormas]

@@computerrockstar2369 hahhahahahha u got me hahahah

[@extra7219]

Crocs don't climb trees, but they will wait for you to come down.

[@thisguy5655]

They do actually.

[@gradymckinney7306]

And play sleep

[@kw0017]

Also know to launch over 2/3 of their body length straight up and out of the water to grab anyone/thing trying to hide out of reach in a tree

[@scottjohnson7783]

just land on them

[@kalesmart1]

I've seen multiple accounts of them waiting for a snack

[@tyrelroberge6874]

My uncle used to guide in Alaska and he had a grizzly come into his camp. He said they had a horse tied up on a long line and it was pawing the ground trying to intimidate the bear, the bear got annoyed and he said it charged the horse and covered 40 yards in the blink of an eye. He said there is absolutely no way he could have gotten a gun or pepper spray off his hip in time. He said if he would have blinked he would have missed it covering that distance.

[@frankieboy8414]

How many times are you gonna say "he said" in a short comment? Very annoying to read.

[@heysitsleppys]

@@frankieboy8414 try reading it as though it’s a riveting story with pauses

[@henryperez606]

@@frankieboy8414 I might stay off the comments if I was you

[@Billy.Nomates]

You don't remove pepper spray off your belt though..that's the point...

[@delphi24]

I live in Tasmania. I’ve talked to numerous people here who believe in the possibility that Tasmanian Tigers may still exist somewhere in our vast wilderness areas around the state.

[@angusbrooks1077]

seen one close to 20 years ago and i live on the mainland , didnt realise what it was till years afterwards .

[@tassieTRUTHS]

Kate Nelson bro I have one in a cage at home

[@user-jw4fx3bw8r]

@Skrt Skrt Isn't that where the incest family lives? Like in rural Tasmania.

[@swampdonkey1567]

Clutch7 difference being one is know to exist and the other has no evidence.

[@theskyisblue8979]

The more remote parts of Tasmania never had tigers

[@figjam9530]

it's not the crocs you have to worry about, it's the drop-bears. vicious little buggers.

[@typicalracistaussie45]

Can confirm both of these statements are true as an Aussie

[@wolfman8785]

This is the best comment 🤘🤘

[@hyster16t]

Kangawallafox is fucken worse! Nasty cunts

[@hicksy5200]

Every Aussie knows someone who was attacked by a drop bear

[@viktoriyaserebryakov2755]

Knew*

[@nflpro96]

There are no poisonous spiders or snakes in Australia, there are plenty of venomous ones though.

[@saintniccage2818]

Isnt the sea crete from western Australia the one of only of 2 poisonous snakes?

[@tyhutson6558]

There actually is a species of snake that is both poisonous and venomous. There could be a few other species that are poisonous as well

[@escobarrich8753]

Roarke T stfu

[@travisgotch161]

Chris D yep when you do your basic catchers course they are the first venomous ones you learn to catch. Instructors call them sticks because they are so chilled

[@Bidwellz9]

you know venom is poison right?

[@LB-yv3wq]

Australias got spiders you can squash them, americas got bears, you can’t even run away from them.

[@Sylmarys24]

They'd rather run away from you.

[@SAM-xs3iv]

When Adam said he only saw two snakes on his hunt and one was a red belly black it clicked for me. He's playing in Victoria or New South Wales on easy mode. I saw 2 King Browns and 1 snake too small to identify from my car on the drive home tonight (Northern Territory).

[@erko78]

I’ve seen “nsw” multiple times now in the comment section - is that referencing New South Wales?

[@idontmakevideossubscribe1503]

Fukn Western Australia isn’t a joke we have these snakes doin home invasion and we gotta watch out for all these Darrow cunts tryna roll you for your shoes and stab you cause you looked at them the wrong way

[@owenskelly7039]

Fuck brown snakes swamp nsw in summer I’ve seen 10 in my backyard last summer. This prick isn’t talking for my area

[@danielmoore1451]

The life of one bear is worth more than the life of 3 Joe Rogans.

[@charlottewalnut3118]

Samuel Jones-Gallagher If it wasn’t for the fact that your government is full of thieves and people who would try to fuck me over I would love to live in your country but I’m not dealing with the people who run your government I now know where every single criminal who got shipped to Australia went and it’s where ever your version of Washington DC is some dude got 30 million robbed from him that is revolution starting bullshit in America or Russia or Latin America

[@eadracing]

Joe "bears have soft pads for sneaking around" Rogan

[@TheRowlandstone73]

Haha! When he said that, I pictured a fucking Care Bear or Winnie the Pooh, daintily hopping along, going, "Sshhhh!"

[@jellato1937]

I pictured it walking on 5 toes like in the cartoons😂

[@shepherdoffire9263]

I imagined evolution

[@sharpimagery9666]

"Not poisonous, the red belly black snake" ahhh, mate, it's still the 10th most dangerous snake in Australia haha

[@mitchellgruninger9992]

Ahhh, not the venomous facts about how snakes are not poisonous.

[@FollowPrincess]

@@mitchellgruninger9992 lol

[@bioboy1819]

They are rather timid, only aggressive during mating seasons... interrupted two of them during mating, they got pissed. I got bit and was in hospital for a few days quite sick.

[@FollowPrincess]

@@bioboy1819 rather timid makes them still scary to f around with, anyhow. We digress.

[@2011blueman]

21 of the world's 25 most deadly snakes can be found in Australia.

[@Timbo37]

Love him barely getting Forrest G's name right in this, and now he is 2 podcasts deep with him! Great timestamp

[@darianvereen7368]

Definitely Australia, I for one couldn’t bear living upside down.

[@justinm2697]

All our shoes have suction caps on the bottom, so it's not so bad.

[@bengersbootlegs]

Pffft soft.

[@SomeSurvive]

Nahh man... haven't you heard? The earth is flat again lol

[@kileerr1533]

You get used to it, pissing is the worst.

[@darianvereen7368]

Murphy's Law you must’ve missed the International Tinfoil Hat Conference..we all came to the consensus that the earth is in fact a triangular prism.

[@nogoodcops6557]

Don't forget, the US has a ManBearPig epidemic. I'm super serial!

[@kewldoodbrownie1299]

God damn it Al gore!

[@k_tess]

@Jynxii Grymm I have a question about that. I've heard they're fake. But I've also heard they're just drunken Koalas falling out of trees. What's the story there.

[@k_tess]

@Jynxii Grymm They're also REALLY dumb. They don't recognize Eucalyptus leaves on a plate as food. Probably the dumbest mammal

[@charlienicholson914]

1/2 Man, 1/2 Bear and 1/2 Pig

[@chaniorta1]

Best comment

[@lukeozade9957]

Love how he said how quiet the bears are. Im south african. Once on a game walk none of us realised but 7 lionesses were stalking the wildebeest we were observing in the knee high grass 5m next to us. We only realised once one started the chase only another 7m to 10 m ahead of us. They flat out ignored us. Was exhilarating and shit your pants scary at the same time. Glad i experienced it without being food.

[@lukeozade9957]

I Don't get what you mean by your comment. But if your calling them leopards... they're not... leopards are solitary... only lions hunt in groups. Hence 7 lionesses

[@gunproofgrandad]

I’ve got Ugandan mates and they keep telling me lions are actually chill and not really anything to worry about. Im not fucking having it 😂 you don’t get title king of the jungle by being calm and peaceful

[@lukeozade9957]

@@gunproofgrandad chill maybe not but lazy yeah. Lions are famously lazy. Only desperate lions will go out of their way to hunt humans tho. But if they feel threatened they will attack in defence. Never got the "king of the jungle" moniker, that would be the tiger. Lions are the "kings" of many places but I'd say savanna,grasslands or bush would be more accurate.

[@lukeozade9957]

@@gunproofgrandad i think what they mean is lions tend to stay out of human settlements. Which is mostly true. But meet one on their turf. That's a different ball game. But even then they probably won't do anything as long as you keep your distance. They hunt with purpose jot willy nilly

[@gunproofgrandad]

@@lukeozade9957 they all say there are 5 animals to be very wary of. leopard, baboon, chimp, hippo and crocodile and hyena are also bastards but lions are chill. They also told me, get this 😂 if a Lion does start getting aggressive to just take my belt off and slowly wave it from left to right cause the lion will think it’s a snake so leave me alone. Its hard not to think they just wanna see my white arse hey eaten when we go over there for no other reason than the lols 😂 😂

[@aaronjesperson6917]

My father in-law used to be an abalone diver in Tasmania. He has seen an unidentified animal near a beach he believes was a Tasmanian Tiger. My wife just said it was around 1986 on the west coast around a place called Port Davey.

[@assplundah]

I spent 3 weeks sea-kayaking around port Davey & camping out of my kayak. I’ve also paddled down the Hellyer & Arthur rivers in the Tarkine & I agree that it’s certainly possible that Tasmanian tigers still live in these areas. I hope they still do.

[@isaacjeanneret3533]

As a Tasmanian, I've always been extremely sceptical of the idea of living Thylacines. But, that being said, if you were going to spot one or even find a skeleton of one, it would likely be somewhere on the west coast, where the bush is the thickest and the land has been untouched by all but wildlife and aboriginal folk in the past 20000 years.

[@bigwillyhaver1975]

I feel like Australia is where the devil puts his pets

[@alexmurphy5289]

That pic though

[@lllllzzzzzyyyyy6676]

Most of us liked because of yo pic 😂

[@rtc2112]

Good one

[@3arl362]

Lol

[@BMAN-qt3ro]

That pic stares Into my soul

[@killershootin6934]

"Fukin stay out of it Jamie" lol

[@ravallewindowcleaningservi9421]

Think he moved overseas cause rude pricks like him don't last long talking to people like that ...he'd be knocked on his arse real quick ...

[@adamwinnie3802]

Ravalle Window Cleaning Services it was a joke brother

[@kylegreenwood3433]

@@ravallewindowcleaningservi9421 he's just Aussie mate

[@ravallewindowcleaningservi9421]

@J4Ck50N 70W no smart mouthed wankers like you try and then get knocked out simple mate....don't be a keyboard warrior....it isn't becoming of an Aussie you dickhead

[@ravallewindowcleaningservi9421]

@@kylegreenwood3433 mate if you think that's a standard Aussie bloke then you would also believe that roos hop down the main Street of Sydney too......please don't judge all Australians by our attention seeking bogans who export themselves as the Authentic Aussie....what a joke

[@funakiexpressV2]

2:40 400% straya right there

[@dboutte36]

6:07 Joe’s introduction to Forrest Galante. Legendary moment.

[@crispinrovere]

I'm Australian, and ** two snakes **???!?!?? He's pulling your leg Joe. Snakes are bloody everywhere.

[@grgwrld]

Crispin Rovere I live in turramurra (suburb on north Sydney) and walk through the bush almost every day for the past 10 yrs and never seen one. They're more common inland.

[@crispinrovere]

@@grgwrld Yea but you're in a suburb - they're talking hunting in the bush.

[@ThumperBros]

@@crispinrovere Ive seen dozens of brown snakes in a period of 3 or 4 months near Wisemans Ferry. Between newcastle and Sydney

[@grgwrld]

Crispin Rovere yeah but I'm not taking about in the street or anything, I'm talking about in the nearby bush which is connected to lane cove national park

[@ThumperBros]

@@grgwrld I lived in North Ryde. Recently moved to Carlingford. Never seen one either but thats very urbanised now

[@johnwilliams2183]

he saw 2 snakes all season in Australia? I see more snakes in my backyard. Don't know where he's hunting.

[@kaylibbmatheson6799]

John Williams found 2 browns and two pythons in one day at a saw mill during work 😂

[@crayondude8014]

I think it depends where you are Australia

[@338wm9]

He hunts private properties on nsw central and southern coast.. but also poached out of national parks that are banned from hunting

[@philhillier7496]

estoban kupah That is very weird ! 🤔 especially if you actually go out in the bush maybe you have loud/heavy footfall they can sense from a distance or not the best eyesight maybe ? Or like you said I could jus be some insane luck 😄 or bad luck ? Depends if you wanna see snakes I guess 😄✌️

[@thereagamastermilestone2008]

John Williams not in yer back yard

[@ThresholdGaming]

Turns out...Forrest Galante is one of the best guests Joe ever had.

[@f1ref1rst62]

Amen lmao

[@dennisfox1982]

Joe didn’t even realize it then but he would have forest on in about a year or two, I love those podcasts they did togethor.

[@levimcgowan4732]

SHARK: A word invented by an Australian who couldn't decide between shit and fark!

[@chipsthedog1]

That's good. Lol

[@chaoticnipples]

Excuse my uncultured bitch ass but the fuck is a flark man?

[@plypayj3]

@@chaoticnipples fark not flark, it is how Aussies pronounce fuck

[@mikesabourin2]

Lmao

[@madchris2868]

Plyp-Ayj3 I do not say fark 😂

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

“Forrest Ga-lan-tay?” Joes instantly deciding that he wants to meet this guy

[@Jahsational]

He's already been on the show lmao

[@vanstrife5803]

@@Jahsational yes, now he has

[@aggravated________________5079]

@@vanstrife5803 he was on the show 10 months ago

[@Helloiamkwazar]

And he just did another one the other day

[@LGlifeisgood]

Scariest animal is a ex wife finding you’ve got a new girlfriend. Even the crocodile started running ,

[@davidzych572]

I dodent laugh but then i.pictured a crocodile running and i laughed

[@Dropbear64]

I rekon my ex Mother in Law would scare anything :)

[@d_higgins]

Hahahaha such an underrated comment

[@davidpierce9949]

Why would an ex wife care?

[@John-nl4lt]

That bear wouldn’t catch me. He’d be slipping back down the tree on my shit 😂🇦🇺

[@peoplegetslapped1502]

Conversations like this make me glad I live in England

[@johnmarks227]

I saw they were looking for some big cats there a while back.

[@jasonh.8754]

Just got to watch out for all the stupid terrorists, give me a country full of snakes any day, at least a snake won't run me over!

[@peoplegetslapped1502]

@@coopcooper3194 Not where I'm from. My town is like 98% white. That's just in shit holes where I'm never gonna go but I suppose fox news would have you believe it was a major crisis across the whole UK

[@coopcooper3194]

@@peoplegetslapped1502 na I saw all the pos there and in Paris last year. So keep your fox news comments where it belongs

[@coopcooper3194]

@@peoplegetslapped1502 and you confirmed that England has them aswell hahaha but just not where you live so that makes it ok haha

[@XavMathis]

“Red belly Black snake - not going to harm you - friendly” rightio mate

[@bennyc409]

Yeah that guys a muppet. He can make friends with them if he wants.

[@billybobson123]

They will only attack if provoked though. If you walk past one it will either try and stay still and hope it's not noticed or GTFO of there. My friends has heaps on his property and he isn't even phased by them.

[@NoRealPotential]

Red bellies can kill but they are very placid, and would rather save their venom for something they could actually eat

[@bennyc409]

Yeah they're chilled as far as venomous snakes go. But this guy is encouraging people to disregard them completely.

[@manabsba3541]

Their not life threatening is what i think he was trying to say

[@glennarcher6]

I'm an Aussie and have no idea who Adam Greenwood is.

[@patrickmason2756]

Tree

[@nedkelly5688]

Same

[@HB85175b]

If you’re not a Hunter you’re unlikely to know of him. Legend of a bow hunter who has done some of the most dangerous hunts in the world

[@nedkelly5688]

I've caught heaps of yabbies and stuff tho

[@Ye4rZero]

He's aussie as fuck tho LOL calling Jaime a cunt hahaha

[@jonvia]

Southern Colorado is a beautiful area of the US and is a gem spot for hunting. Mule deer, elk, pronghorn, turkeys, and brown bear just to name a few!

[@RolfChenIsAwesome]

For a moment there I was wondering why Joe is pretending not to know Forrest Galante... Then realise this is an older post

[@GrantfromEarth]

Im Aussie and this guys accent would be considered strong here.

[@fr0nage]

It's pretty standard outside of cities

[@MattyGalvin]

Standard qld accent

[@notoriousbellzy8714]

The Australian accent seems so much stronger next to an American accent.

[@LongJohnnn]

turd pancakes I live in QLD and his accent isn’t your average accent in the city.

[@715101]

The second an Aussie leaves the country the accent gets 10x thicker, same applies when you talk to a foreigner in the country, I also agree that he has an eastern Aussie accent which can be replicated by talking with your nose blocked

[@darkplainsdrifter3499]

"I see you've played knifey spooney before..."

[@colashcroft8460]

Hahaha

[@burlapsack1418]

You sir, deserve the title for the champion of the universe

[@paulmcmahon6875]

Good call!!

[@Johnnosmitho]

My brother told me how the funnel webs sit at the bottom of his pool. They trap air underneath their bodies. So good idea not to pick em up.

[@JohnLee-jk5ew]

“ stay out of it, cu_t” had me rolling!!

[@deanpd3402]

I live in the blue mountains. In 32 years I have only seen the blue mountains funnel web once. Not saying they are not there, just never see them.

[@simonw3858]

Yea we had one in the pool also. I don't know if they trap air underneath their bodies what i was told is they can trap air in the hairs on their legs and bodies.

[@turtleman190]

@@deanpd3402 that's for one very good reason the female's don't leave their burrows unless they get flooded and males only leave to find a female. they an athletic spider at all and cant climb anything smooth and are really slow.

[@ModeratelyAmused]

2019, Joe afraid to go to Australia because of snakes and spiders. 2020, Joe contemplating moving to Texas which has Coral Snakes, Rattle Snakes, Copperheads, Cottonmouths, Brown Recluse, Black Widow, Tarantulas, Jumping Spiders and 7 types of scorpions.

[@jamuraisack5503]

Coral snakes practically have to chew the venom into you. Widow and recluse bites are pretty avoidable. Rattlers warn you. Cottonmouths warn you. Tarantulas and jumping spiders are harmless. Copperheads are the only real threat because they're quiet and well camouflaged. Quiet, camouflaged, and lethal describes more of Australia's snake life.

[@ModeratelyAmused]

@@jamuraisack5503 Just read that 35 people in all of Australia died from snake bites between 2000 and 2015. According to another source, 1 to 2 people die in Texas from snake bites each year. 4 to 5 from venomous spiders and scorpions. So its nice you have all that information but my point was that Joe was afraid of spiders and snakes and Texas has plenty.

[@jamuraisack5503]

@@ModeratelyAmused Texas is definitely the lesser of two evils. Aussies deal with worse in every category of animal, hands down. Hell... they've even got a venomous mammal. :[

[@ModeratelyAmused]

​@@jamuraisack5503 Australia is the size of the entire U.S. and I just quoted you venomous death statistics that have just as many people if not more dying in Texas. Just stop please. You are putting your perception versus facts.

[@jamuraisack5503]

@@ModeratelyAmused A: The populated portions of Australia are a small percentage of the continent. B: You cherry-picked tiny portions of data to present as your facts. If you actually think Texas is more dangerous than Australia (nature-wise) you're not going to see any sort of reason.

[@jdmurphy5120]

6:07 Joe reads the name Forrest Gallante and has no clue who he is and in less than a month after he had the guy on the show

[@tanveerrandhawa8112]

and what a fucking podcast it was

[@El-VULTURE.LOCO13]

Forest was on 1240 this ones 1224

[@robert4you]

_"A barely poisonous snake..."_ OK. Well my girlfriend is just a little bit pregnant...

[@muntenated]

He's right about the snakes. I run a gardening business here in Australia and last season only saw two small brown snakes. They're pretty aggressive but these ones took off as soon as we got close. Spiders, on the other hand, we encounter loads, redbacks, huntsman but particularly funnelwebs. they will fuck you up but there have been no deaths here from their bite for 40 years since antivenom was introduced. Interestingly, the Australian Reptile Park asks the public to catch them and send them for milking. The males are very agressive, especially during mating season when they're looking for females in dark warm places like your boots that you've left out on the porch after work. the fangs of a big one can peirce a toenail.

[@alucard5055]

Fucking creepy as hell

[@NameOfTheChannel]

Holy shit, that toenail part got me shivering

[@rapmabida9813]

A crocodile can't climb a tree but a bear can't fken hide in your boot and rip your toenails

[@dewulfe9913]

@@rapmabida9813 Yep! Staying with my folks on their farm in the South (of Australia), Mum was on the phone with a friend one morning, and an Eastern Brown found its way into the same room. That is a seriously deadly snake, unless you get anti-venom administered quickly....which isn't always easy in remote places where you're more likely to find them. So we got snakes, the US has snakes. We got crocs, the US has bears (and gators but....our crocs are more like US bears in terms of 'you're fucked if you meet one'. Then we got spiders....the bigger ones aren't the problem, it's the smallish funnel web that means I will never live in that part of Australia...something hiding in my shoe is UN-acceptable. Plus we got the blue ringed octopus and box jellyfish...not sure if US has equivalents. Cougars (I mean mountain lions :P) I could deal with, maybe. Would Joe like to come hunting some feral boars in Oz do you think?? :D

[@rapmabida9813]

@@dewulfe9913 you guys have the cone snails too like in the US you have to go out of your way to find the deadly stuff in Australia you can die by just picking up a random shell you found in the beach

[@evilpandakillabzonattkoccu4879]

i was fishing in a boat in a lake Washington state, trolling about 100 feet from the shore, and my dad pointed out a mother black bear with her two cubs. They were a few hundred feet from the water and up a steep hill. She spotted us and then she disappeared. We could see her cubs but not her. ....then she came out if some brush near the shore, tearing down the hill. She started swimming towards us, which was just mesmerizing to see. We werent in danger. She wanted to make a point and she didnt swim out more than twenty feet or so....but goddamn was she pissed! It was a very vivid warning to me as a kid: don't underestimate what a mother bear (or any wild animal) will do to protect her cubs!

[@illiteratethug3305]

The stinging nettles in Britain can be quite irritating. That is literally all we have. God loves a Brit

[@lacuna5239]

We have Adders which are slightly venomous in a lot of places but thats about it

[@user-fi8sp4dp3u]

Australia has a version of the Adder but added Death in front of it

[@lukasg4807]

@@lacuna5239 adders won't kill you unless you're allergic or get bitten 50 times in a row. Worst a single bite will do is make you take a day off work to rest.

[@klamdert945]

Brits love extinction

[@callummason6589]

Many Australians and americans are of english decent, we just inhabit a different area of the world.. their struggle is ours too.

[@FREAKYTOMMYY]

Where I'm living in FNQ australia, ive seen over 19 brown snakes and 6 inland taipans within the past month.

[@ayylmao133]

No you haven't lmao, Inland Taipan in FNQ??

[@danielmclaren170890]

I'm in the torres strait atm and have seen two Papuan blacks a python and a tree snake

[@donm2067]

Jesus H christ gents.

[@maxl3189]

@@ayylmao133 bit of bs

[@dubjohnston]

Saw a taipan on a short trip in far north WA and was on land for half a day only. Was really long too.

[@creaase406]

Dude looked at Jamie like he wanted to kill him for that spider comment lmaooo

[@danbarton2751]

When a tiny lynx escaped from a Zoo here in the UK, schools were shut and a curfew was put in place 😂 😂

[@DakotaofRaptors]

Brits simultaneously seem like some of the bravest, yet cowardly people, in the English-speaking world...

[@CodenameOliver101]

My next KZbin search: bear climbs tree

[@Oh_its_Mike]

Joe's fear of crocodiles and random shit reminds me of Archer LMFAO

[@MitchellBrookes-t7g]

Joe Rogan and Robert Irwin pod would be dope 🙌🏼

[@23pyromaniac]

2:39 such an Aussie response

[@RS-hh3et]

Our land abounds in nature's gifts of beauty rich and rare 🇦🇺♥️

[@omniscientlove]

nah invaders killed all the beautiful natives culture there! the most rare and beautiful gift nature had, got slaughtered, so whites can eat vegemite and watch footy!

[@RS-hh3et]

@@omniscientlove - 😂😂😂 Beautiful native culture..Did you see the culture before the Brits arrived? Not all cultures are equal. Different..yes.. interesting..yes.. beautiful? Well that's subjective. Not to mention the line refers to "nature's gifts"..being rich and rare..not "natives" 😂😂

[@omniscientlove]

if you are ignorant of what native culture is, then all you see is savages who had nothing. If you have a competent brain to study with (and are able to see past false history of colonial state power and propaganda, then you will understand that a people who survived the harshest climate on the planet for 100, 000 years, with rites of passage, the dream time, and abundance of foods and doing trade with other islanders and Indonesians etc then you would understand. Also with your mentality, then you can simply apply that to the current world: no cultures are equal? I guess you are right, and agree that Aussie culture, being a lineage of convicts who did slave labor, have been inbred to the point of inferiority. Aussie culture is inferior to the rest of the world, you are 100% correct! by the way, natives are natures gift!!

[@RS-hh3et]

@@omniscientlove - Who said I saw them as savages???? Who said I am "ignorant" of their culture??? It's nice you had to make things up when you had no argument. Oh and now people are part of "nature"! Quite a pathetic attempt to save face after couldn't read. Well if you consider human beings as part of nature then all humans in Australia are "nature's gifts" 😂😂😂

[@omniscientlove]

if by gift you mean slaughter, rape and pillaging, so that you can enjoy a vegemite sandwhich in your footy shorts culture, while upkeeping an english garden in the desert, then you can keep your gift..LMFAO

[@Connor_Stoney]

I think the big thing, as an Aussie, is that we just learn how to avoid all the deadly animals, and we are very used to having the snakes and shit. also even though we do have most of the poisonous animals, we have a huge huge area, so you dont see them much.

[@BD-yl5mh]

As an Aussie I’ve always thought “yeah we have like small things that have poisonous bites but so does the US. PLUS they have huge animals. We don’t really have that many big animals”

[@mycologybytycology]

What?! Lol, you guys got salties and sharks if you venture into the ocean. I'd rather see a great white on a swim than a grizzly in the wild or an elk instead of a salty. Just my humble opinion.

[@benzlover55]

Also Roos that can fuck you up pretty good.

[@CamerX]

Joe “knock down some of the populations of kangaroos” 2020 bushfires “say no more”

[@XavianBrightly]

Not soon enough

[@andrebirds6308]

Xavian Brightly lmao

[@lewisquint336]

Who tf even is this bloke? I’m Aussie and I swear to god joe has just gone “get us some Aussie who has a strong af accent cause it’ll be dope”

[@BorungBoy]

It thickens up when you go OS cause it gets you the attentions. You should try it, its hilarious.

[@simonklar3393]

He's one of the most famous hunters in the world.

[@stonemonk549]

I’m an Aussie and have no idea who he is

[@ryanbrooks5899]

I'm American and know who he is...

[@basiljones7514]

Don’t worry about the snakes or crocs, it’s a 300lb Kiwi of his guts on speed you want watch out for.

[@nickolemusl9622]

he's saying fuck the crocs and snakes it's a 300 pound new Zealander on the gear you wanna watch out for

[@maxl3189]

Lol

[@ThisIsNuckingFuts]

Hahahaha

[@Logan_93]

@@nickolemusl9622 isn't gear steroids?

[@changereception7750]

@@Logan_93 depending which part of Australia, gear could mean steroids, meth or speed.

[@sly3ter]

Live in Alaska, I've always heard difference between a black bear, brown bear, and polar bear. The black bear will climb up the tree after you. The brown bear will just knock the tree down, and the polar bear will just stand up.

[@BigSam63]

The issue with a large bear climbing trees is not just an issue of the bears ability to climb, it's also an issue of the trees ability to support the bears weight. The trunk of a huge tree can easily support the weight of a large bear but that doesn't mean all the branches on the tree can.

[@TheNaturalust]

You’ve got to pick the right size tree. Too small and a Griz will just push it down. Too big and it’s hard to scale and easier for a big bear. A quick decision is essential. This from a guy raised in Montana.

[@SOPACHNAYA]

Grizzly bears don't have the curved claws of Black bears. Grizzly/Brown bear's claws are just slightly curved, making it much harder for them to climb trees, but they will definitely try their damnedest to get up that tree and reach you, though with great difficulty, whereas a Black bear can very easily fly up a tree after you. You cannot escape a Black bear by climbing a tree, but likely can escape a grizzly/Brown bear if you can get up high enough before it can grab you.

[@TheNaturalust]

@@SOPACHNAYA Indeed that is the case. Grizzly bears evolved as plains animals, those claws were made for digging not climbing although grizzly cubs are light with claws short enough that I have seen them fly up trees! Black bears evolved as forest animals with climbing trees a big part of their lives. In Montana we usually just make loud noises to scare off black bears, I’ve never been very frightened of them. Grizzly’s I am terrified of although they rarely interact with humans. Back in the old days the garbage dumps were always filled with black bears and very occasionally a grizzly.

[@TheNaturalust]

@@SOPACHNAYA Another problem with ALL the bears in Montana is that they are suffering from trichinosis! The last studies done on the Grizzly’s in West Glacier MT showed like 500+ cysts per gram in the muscle tissue of the bears! That has got to be painful and perhaps why they are so ornery!

[@SOPACHNAYA]

​@@TheNaturalust I am a west coast Tow Boater and spend a lot of time towing barges around Alaska. We often go to Bristol Bay ports such as Naknek and Dillingham. Also Kodiak. The brown bears there regularly top 1500 lbs. I have seen a few over the years (from the safety of the Tug/Barge). Along the Naknek River I once watched a bear around 1000 lbs 4x4 up this super steep, 50 ft high sand cliff that was near vertical for the top 20 feet, or so. It blew my mind how easily such a huge animal could move it's bulk up that steep river bank. The last 20 feet was so steep the bear had to turn sideways and shuffle up that way, but it did it with minimal effort. The raw power and stamina of bears - even huge bears like that - is just incredible. I would hate to come face to face with one...

[@jasongraves3921]

“Friendly snake”, “not very poisonous”, so god damn australian

[@RyanFrizey]

Red belly black is the 10th most venous snake too, so it’s hardly “not very poisonous” haha

[@kyleslades3067]

RyanFrizey venomous

[@2011blueman]

@@RyanFrizey well australia is home to 21 of the 25 most deadly snakes, so it's all relative.

[@gumjuicee6746]

I would of thought a real Australian would use the word venom for a snake as snakes aren’t poisonous

[@seang9450]

Box jelly fish son. That thing gets you it's a wrap.

[@philipritter9367]

Yeah but those fuckers are at least pretty big if you're lucky you might be able to see them. Irukandji are the real killers and they're only a cm big

[@andjustjizzforall]

Yeah not too many animals scare me all that much, but box jellyfish and irukandji are probably what I fear the most. The fact that irukandj are so small and venomous is one of the scariest things ever

[@Dropbear64]

Don't forget blue ringed octopus

[@SpartanPM4K]

"A highly venomous one..." "FUCK YEAH, bring that back!"

[@kalminmequel]

Two snakes all season? Does he spend his time in a coffee shop? I've had 3 Nope Ropes in the last week in my back yard. All going after Green Tree frogs - hearing a frog being killed by a snake is the stuff of nightmares.

[@afarmer4]

"Nope Ropes" That's fucking gold. I live In the NT and never heard them called that.

[@jc-qd6be]

@dylan t yes snd they come in to find water when its hot and dry

[@angusbrooks1077]

@@afarmer4 what about danger noodle

[@afarmer4]

@@angusbrooks1077 🤣

[@koruptkop8569]

it's true I'm from Logan City Queensland never seen a snake ever

[@nathansmith3813]

I went to Australia for 2 weeks and saw over 10 snakes 😂😂

[@drroidhammer3218]

Nathan Smith Taronga Zoo?

[@mharro88]

I live in Melbourne Australia. Seen one snake here.

[@MaxFLY4220]

Where the fuck were you mate wtf

[@lesaustion]

I live in Alberta canada...where it regularly gets down to -45 in the winter, I see snakes everywhere in the summer here 😂 no offense but seeing "10 snakes" isnt really impressive to "how scary" Australia is when you can see snakes literally anywhere lol

[@mharro88]

@@lesaustion you don't see snakes "literally" everywhere. I live in Melbourne and I've never seen any here. More in the bush

[@Gnarloo]

Finally a guest w a normal accent.

[@leomdk939]

wot

[@rhyanh1407]

Bears are insanely quiet. I had a black bear sneak up on me within 30 feet in the bushes while I was fishing. Looked up and he was just standing there staring at me. Scared the shit out of me 😂

[@xxDOTH3DEWxx]

Thats wild, The article is about Forrest Galante, and Joe has since had him on the podcast!

[@jojoharris5449]

Cole time stamp

[@jojoharris5449]

Cole oh shit nvm

[@thetradefloor]

He didnt talk about the dropbears :(

[@lukphom3727]

k8 koalas 🐨?

[@mattgray871]

@@lukphom3727 nope drop bears are completely different from koalas

[@loopy7057]

That's because it is a stupid lame gag and has been for decades

[@mattgray871]

@@loopy7057 fairly certain you are what they call a buzz kill

[@2011blueman]

and combat wombats.

[@billyclob637]

Does it bug anyone else that Adam keeps saying "poisonous" for venomous creatures?

[@GrnXnham]

Most people confuse the two.

[@AV-wn7xz]

Nah because I'm not a grammar Nazi

[@mikeesteele]

Nope

[@jayjaay5054]

He’s Aussie.. we don’t give 2 fucks about the toxins ‘ how ‘ but that they ‘ are ‘... venom n poison are the same shit to us so the majority of us use the term poisonous

[@billyclob637]

@@chopin7572 correct.

[@rizzlervontrappe1515]

Red Bellied Black snakes are venomous, but avoid humans. Tiger snakes will chase you.

[@jonnies]

Australia has more dangerous waters: crocs, blue ringed octopus, box jellyfish, great white shark (USA has the great white too, but Aussies spend much more time at the beach) USA has more dangerous land: rattlesnakes probably more aggressive in temperament than Aussie snakes, plus predatory land mammals e.g. mountain lions, wolves, bears, etc

[@Noski699]

jonnies You forget about every spider we have in Australia, there’s hundreds that are venomous and they all live in our homes

[@jonnies]

Yeah but no one ever gets killed by them.

[@jonnies]

Also USA has far worse parasites you can catch in the wild

[@2aa2aa2]

Bro brown snakes from Australia are super poisonous and they will literally chase you. We have Red back spiders, Funnel webs which will both kill you and we have White tail spiders which will leave nasty necrosis. This dude has either lived in the city or has just been incredibly lucky with his wildlife encounters.

[@dyslexiusmaximus]

we have so many snakes its not even funny. half of the deaths last year from snakebites happened in or near peoples houses, they are everywhere. i think there are more deaths by snakes in Australia than the USA but im not sure. dont forget the USA has 13 times more people so per capita its not even close.

[@fufuberry23]

"i only saw two snakes and one was friendly"

[@_alifeallmine_]

Not sure which State this fella’s from, but I see at least half a dozen Eastern Brown Snakes a season. Can’t count the spiders, too many. But there’s no doubt, I DO NOT want to come across a bear on a Bushwalk, I much rather take a running jump across a snake.

[@DrZilla1]

As long as you have bear spray and you're not a complete fucking idiot it's a relatively safe and exhilarating experience.

[@jayman021187]

with you on that one ive seen a dozen or so eastern browns in the last couple of months. thats not counting the tiger snakes or taipans or red bellies that iv'e spotted around while fishing either. and the funnel webs and redbacks are always around pretty much anywhere you go. he may have been playing down our venemous animals to try and convince joe to come down here.

[@mattybhoy6522]

I live on the North Coast in Kwazulu Natal province in South Africa in a town called Saint Lucia, which is on an estuary. We have hippos and leopards roaming the streets at night, crocodiles, mambas, gaboon vipers etc. And must also say, I'm chuffed I don't have bears to worry about.

[@asap1958]

@@mattybhoy6522 Stay vigilant

[@dkrbuckley]

I live in Canada me and my kids were rushed by a male black bear while swimming, had my 30-30 with me luckily and I took him down. Found out later he killed a couple dogs in the area. Out of the ordinary for a black bear

[@danielcurrier2978]

I love how joe called forest a Frankenstein and ended up being good buddies with him lol.

[@ehpunka]

In Queensland , a snake overtook me and my father on the footpath and entered an auto parts store.

[@lanaharlow2515]

It had an urgent repair job to take care of 🔧🐍 😂

[@ehpunka]

@@lanaharlow2515 Needed to get new ignition coil

[@indo3972]

Mustang Cobra? Nah it was probably on the Dodge........ .....viper.

[@DjProducerDanCole]

My grandfather who use to own the The lavender Farm In Tasmania saw the Tasmania Tiger on a few Occasions as he use to traverse the wilderness often down there. But I believe his Last sighting was in the 70s.

[@BELLOBLOCK]

That's interesting to see an Aussies' pov on our animals, I grew up thinking it was known around the world that Australia had some gnarly creatures. Now that I think about it, I guess we do got our fair share of deadly animals...

[@froggo1122]

I’d rather run into a snake than a bear

[@VincentGonzalezVeg]

Yeah our animals are you confront them or you die A little more I was practicing fitness and I did the spearing a pig psychological exertion So like in America and a lot of animals that are in this area will charge you like a pig And one of the ways that people historically have killed charging animals like pigs is with a spear So you point the spear at their face or their organs as they're charging towards you and if you move slightly you die Just standing there holding a stick setting it up in your mind is a situation already

[@greglyons3728]

You can go for a morning run in our mountains and not worry about losing your head to a lion or bear.

[@oc.420]

our animals in australia are easy to avoid, and they won't fuck with you unless you fuck with them. miss me with bears tho

[@erycpryce991]

Shout out from Southern Colorado!!!! 💪💪

[@jeffheyer7783]

“Crocodiles don’t climb trees.” -This right here. A bear is by far the most dangerous “terrestrial“ animal to encounter. Options: 1. Have really big gun. And hope it’s not a grizzly. 2. Lie down and play dead. Again hope it’s not a grizzly.

[@prandz420]

I thought grizzlys don’t eat dead things and it’s black bears you can’t play dead against

[@generaljesus7669]

A hippo would demolish any polar bear, tiger, or lion.

[@hhiippiittyy]

@@generaljesus7669 I think elephants will bully hippos if needed. So elephants for the win?

[@generaljesus7669]

@@hhiippiittyy oh for sure, elephants would bully any animal on the planet and I can't think of one that would square up to an elephant. There's a really neat video on here that shows a massive, old bull elephant walking straight into a watering hole full of hippos and walks to the other side. The hippos, the most territorial animal in Africa, literally part so he can go through.

[@xeftones]

USA has Black Bears, Grizzly Bears, Wolves, Mountain Lions & Alligators, Snakes & Spiders. Aussie has Snakes and Spiders, Crocs. Crocs only in far north.

[@user-fi8sp4dp3u]

Also a high population of Sharks, Stonefish, box jellyfish, blue ringed octopi. Etc. Plus our snakes and spiders make the USA's look like absolute pussies

[@jamesfarnarkler]

And on a micro level, Ross River virus.

[@Sylmarys24]

Stingrays, Bull Ants, Jellyfish, Stonefish and the most dangerous birds on the Earth as well.

[@badkitty2538]

I remember once in high school I went camping with my family, and I brought my own tent so I could have privacy. At the beginning of the week when I set up the tent I made sure the ground was clear, but at the end of the week when we were packing up I pulled the tarp up that we had laid down under it and there was dozens of baby scorpions right under where I had been sleeping all week lol.

[@Thulgore]

You kept them cozy.

[@kylec171]

@@ThulgoreI hope he remembers that comment 😂😂

[@Rowsy91]

Hilarious see Joe talking about Forrest Galante at 6:15, in hindsight knowing hes been on the pod a few times since then and are friends haha

[@kaiju1366]

USA doesn't have magpies tho 😂

[@cjrantfifa]

Doe Zee my number 1 fear in life 😂

[@TakashiAmanoOriginal]

mosquitos in Minnesota though.....bro......

[@ljnv]

Fucking annoying pricks they are 🤣

[@gavinforsyth9247]

Ummm, yes they fucking do.

[@jmills2894]

Doe Zee they are all over the state of Idaho