Shane Gillis Competes in the 2023 Beer Olympics w/ Bert Kreisher

along with Tom Segura and Matt McCusker
Beer Olympics full video: • Taylor Lewan & Will Co...
From "Matt and Shanes Secret Podcast" #451 • Ep 451 - Damn Things F...
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[@NotShaneGillis]

I’m looking to edit together a “MSSP Riffs that turned into a Standup Bit/Sketch premise” I have a few in mind but need some help making sure I didn’t miss any. If you have ANY intel on these, let me know here. Blessup bigdawgz, ‘preciate ya and I hope you’ve all been enjoying the content

[@andrewtheblonde]

I'd say wait for Shane's new special to drop. There's a few bits in his new hour that if you watch the pod you'd get the reference but his new hour is so good I'd hate for someone to spoil it via leaks etc.

[@NotShaneGillis]

@@andrewtheblonde yea that’s part of the reason I wanna do this video now, hypes up next special without leaking premises and stuff, then when that one has aged enough there could be a followup

[@TheArborphiliac]

@@NotShaneGillis that's a good idea. I watched The Speed of Light, and I definitely heard bits from the pod that were sharpened up. I'll see if I can find the sources.

[@rkdrama2443]

😂😂😂 what

[@BBQ-King-s6j]

Hey Shane, tell Segura’s wife to go on a diet and get some plastic surgery. 😂 you got that clown boy 🤡

[@infinitecycle3479]

Shane let out a trump-being-assassinated noise when he got suplexed into the pool🤣

[@TheArborphiliac]

EHGHHHH

[@Ihavetopushmycar]

There’s strong, and then there’s Arizona desert dumpster baby strong

[@brandenc4007]

@@superfast21ya that’s crazy 😭

[@words911]

They will try again these assholes

[@jamespcnut]

The irony of Bort calling Gillis unhealthy on his podcast yet looks like he’s minutes away from a coffin

[@SuperCoon88]

@@p___jjkjs Remember, every person who dies before Bert just shows him even moreso how special he is. Someone better get on checking his ego asap.

[@GoodMorningBeautiful4]

Big red

[@johnnylebay2059]

​@@p___jjkjswhat a cool guy you are😂

[@VietcongProphet]

bort💀

[@Pete_Finch]

Are you talking to me? No, my son is also named Bort.

[@kkjoe1911]

My favorite part was Michael Chandler running around being a tiny menace amongst giant ass dudes lol

[@Fingeringmyboarddude]

A tiny little wolverine running around

[@Siile_]

His reaction when Caleigh threw up was hilarious, dude was like a kid having fun

[@Crazyfool12]

Yeah even though hes smaller than all of them he would sleep all of them.

[@snowfrosty1]

@@Crazyfool12No he really wouldn't. He's not a man to underestimate, overlook or belittle for sure. Yet no, plenty of the sportsmen there would give him work

[@HAP3000]

⁠@@snowfrosty1he really probably would… did you not see him holding lewan by his toe. he chokes out anyone there

[@briani50]

Lmao this is my first time seeing Shane shirtless and it’s exactly what I expected. What an incredible physique

[@jonnygranville281]

Peak male performance

[@anthonyholder7629]

I honestly didn’t think he’d be so bright

[@portlandgoose4727]

Shane is literally who Bert desperately wants everyone to believe he is.

[@IndiaNumberOneCoubtry]

Bert Simpson should become a character

[@520LUNNY]

God that's accurate

[@aldomeow]

This is one of those internet comments that hit right in the nerve 😂 Bert would go into depression if he saw this

[@stevelibby6852]

I don't want to hate on Bert, so I am not going to say anything.

[@briani50]

Very accurate. Shane is funny and a cool alcoholic while Bert isn’t funny and he’s a barn fire of an alcoholic

[@willynilly5540]

If Shane calls himself a hippo then he is our hippo king.

[@waterwip]

you know me and the water dude

[@Brooks_M3]

All hail the hippo king

[@cxns155]

You're gay dude.

[@NotShaneGillis]

The Water Bull

[@SirWill9412]

@@NotShaneGillislove the Cincy hat bud.

[@geauxdub]

"You're gonna hurt somebody's shins" gets me every time lol

[@ohiosylvania]

Bert's face in that first clip... jesus fucking christ man

[@taconator1213]

It’s… really sad

[@leocuntface]

hes lucky he can grow a beard he must look awful without it

[@jakehanson216]

​@@leocuntfaceholy shit can you imagine

[@John-Doe-Yo]

Bert the bartard

[@6vitru6vian6]

bloated as fuck, looking like my diabetic aunt´s foot

[@Smoof29]

Shane is a goddamn ghost in that pool

[@CharlieSmurffy]

He's pretty pale too

[@Jon-cg3df]

Bart is turning into a bloated Tomato😂

[@cliftonfurney5083]

He'll be yellow soon lol

[@tristenphillips1933]

Hehe bart

[@wearesorryfortheinconvenience]

@@cliftonfurney5083i see what you did there..too bad its also fucking true though lmao

[@shaunradomski8625]

...turning into???

[@waggna469]

You mean bloated ego or body?

[@drproctor5168]

I put a rubber band around my right nut for 45 minutes and it looked like Bert’s face

[@Littleweenaman]

😂😂😂

[@andreasvedeler80]

@@Littleweenaman Keep the band on there and let us know who else it turns into

[@iB_pOpN]

😂😂

[@FrostyNipz]

James Neal "The Real Deal" choking Shane is fucking hilarious 😂

[@genecreamers]

The world needs a Danny McBride Gillis colab

[@AndrewV1023]

That be beautiful

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

He was on the podcast a few months ago , but it would be sick if they wrote a tv show together

[@theramplocal]

The Draven

[@portlandgoose4727]

@@theramplocal dude……what if Shane or The Shaman played the Draven?? holy shit

[@beachthor1]

Bert drinking an XL iced coffee right before the chug 😂

[@yojon4905]

Michael chandler using Shane and Bart as meat shields 😂😂

[@wtfRyantater]

Shane lookin like bobby Hill in the pool

[@maanihamskii6392]

Shane is a glow in the day comedian😂

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Moral of the story: don't fuck around with 6'6" men with CTE

[@Tee-OhBee]

Buckner is 6’7 295 lbs, just an absolute behemoth

[@Justheretohelp]

This is literally the best thing to listen to, it makes you feel like your apart of something, these guys are so relatable and I appreciate the fuck out of the comedic relief they bring my life

[@portlandgoose4727]

Funny hearing that Lewan rocked Shane countless times, considering how much of a baby he and the other co-host acted like when they thought that Shane was talking shit about them, when he was really just razzing them a bit. Doesn’t seem like a coincidence 😂

[@ChristIan-cl7ik]

How you drunkenly reply to someone smarter than you when you have no comeback.

[@benardman2665]

When was that

[@portlandgoose4727]

@@benardman2665 ​​⁠05:16 . Shane also mentioned getting put in a headlock by him about 10 times, and sometimes Taylor wouldn’t stop right away after Shane tapped out. also, if you watch the beer Olympics video, him and that Compton dude got TANKED and became RAGING babies due to losing. Compton was screaming at people (and i think even cried) and Taylor flipped a table over and threw a few other tantrums. Their hidden emotions were bleeding through pretty bad

[@benardman2665]

@@portlandgoose4727 oh ya I saw all that. I was wondering if they went into more detail crying on their pod about Shane bullying them. I didn't see anything around where Taylor or will got mad at shane specifically for bullying. But ya that vid was NOT a good look for the boys. Especially after Will tried to intentionally cheat, the Neil gave taylor a little guff; which almost looked like it was going to make will cry lol

[@toastedt140]

​@@benardman2665Describes most nights of drinking in college for me. Boys having a good time til someone has too many and the demons sneak out ruining it for everyone.

[@lduff155]

Bert was spilling more than a BP oil spill on that chug.

[@thetek9]

I saw Michael Chandler at 4:14. I would have immediately gone up to him and asked for protection before it started.

[@jakeinthehouse9370]

Ahh no wonder shane was threatening them and no one was coming 😂

[@user--710]

SEE YOU AT THE TOP

[@dieterdohlen6386]

@@jakeinthehouse9370 That wasnt the point lol, water balances the playing field for "bigger" ppl. Also, Chandler is a pro but weight classes are a thing. If a guy weighs literally twice your weight you can't do much.

[@jakeinthehouse9370]

@dieterdohlen6386 either way. I wouldn't get in the water if I saw shane " the albino hippo" gillis in there

[@thetek9]

@@dieterdohlen6386 weight classes are a thing for pros. Chandler could kill everyone there with his bare hands

[@willhoffman7009]

the edit we needed

[@justinhicks306]

The fact that Bart isn’t on here tells you everything you need to know about Bart

[@-Jake]

*0:23** Yo. Just look at Barts face….YIKES*

[@stevelibby6852]

What makes THIS Bert Kreisher story the best? He's not there telling it, or doing that weezing laugh for the duration of the story. I will be avoiding Bert's take on this event.

[@MrBigNut]

Bert laugh is honestly abuse to whoevers lisening its torture for me

[@bigstanko7391]

why the fuck do so many people hate him? kinda weird seeing fans of one comedian absolutely despise a friend of that comedian and talk shit in the comments.

[@andrewthacker1389]

@@bigstanko7391 because he's not funny, he's not humble, he has no self awareness, he's extremely annoying and loud, only cares about himself, he's a pathological liar, and so on. He checks almost all the boxes of an unlikeable person. The real question is why does anyone tolerate him?

[@Ndizzyinthehizzy]

​@@MrBigNutThe worst part is he's faking it.

[@batmanRBC]

Bert’s face is starting to look like a broken-in catcher’s mitt.

[@kahopukehau]

Dude Segura low-key looking jacked as fuck next to Shane 🤣

[@Etrius0023]

Something about the perspective and way Segura is sitting makes him look like Joe Rogan.

[@allthesmallthings1041]

Trt will do that to a man

[@AirWindFire]

@@Etrius0023he’s a mere 5’10 to Shane’s 6’4, it make him look like a tiny bulldog… or a tiny 5’7 Rogain.

[@okaysure69]

He looks like shit? Wtf are you on about?

[@juan2three6]

You coulda hurt somebodys shins! 😂 😂

[@Ajax-0137]

Shane is a national treasure, and needs to be protected at all cost

[@olkid]

Dawgz Dawgz

[@FearCycle]

“I’m a hippo in the water” lmaooo

[@willynilly5540]

Segura said that he was invited to this but there was no shot in hell that he was going to show up to that shit show. That looks like his worst nightmare

[@nickhorn8296]

we all watched the video

[@Visher]

Shanes downs came out with the suplex into the pool. Lewen looked like he was bullying a downs boy! lol

[@taylorlentz8734]

Is that a dude from Midland at the end describing Shane’s wounds? 😂

[@DKFlax]

Bert and Shane should start a podcast. I think these two would be great togeather.

[@paynekaufmann403]

Shane chillin with Michael chandler😂

[@crazestyle83]

Bert, Shane, Buckner, and Kittle! Epic

[@andrewmorris5927]

“I called foul” 😂

[@Bigtap88]

“Ur a big dude” “I’m a big boy”

[@DB-sj8km]

Baby boy

[@johnnyhamill2446]

Next beer Olympics should be dinner for schmucks style

[@Smokeinspace49]

Micheal Chandler seems pretty cool though. Fighters might just be more chill than other sports.

[@mugzmcg]

James Neal wasn’t known as a tough guy in the NHL ironically

[@choirrevolution]

Bert is dying in front of our eyes

[@nottherealpaveldatsyuk_2164]

No way Nealer 😂😂

[@joshyc2006]

Drunk, huge dudes with CTE...what could go wrong?

[@JuliusTravis17]

aren't they young to have cte

[@HyphyJuice916]

5:12 Of all people I'd assume Bert would be one of those drunks who loves to fuck around and try to wrestle you

[@smorepie]

Real Deal James Neal is never joking!

[@Pete_Finch]

"me and Bert can't bend down"

[@sendo62]

Shane said... "come down to the deepend".... and you will be blinded!?!? THE ALBINO BALLOOGA!!!

[@gnarlyshark42]

I’ve never seen Bert look so bad 😂

[@vipireon864]

I love his hat.

[@bigsnout2690]

I love how Micheal Chandler just appears out of no where in the deep end

[@msellers13]

Shane rockin the Cincy hat. Dope! Good cause!

[@piotrsiara2251]

Segura looks hobbit-size next to shane.

[@jazzyethan]

Holy fuck look at tiny Tom in the corner of the couch😂

[@zackuttich3548]

Barstool needs to hire you man

[@NotShaneGillis]

Would be cool but working with companies like that limits capabilities. Mixing MSSP and barstool clips into one video is pretty much only possible working alone

[@MegaChiefrocka1]

But I was I hammered , 😂

[@Covenanter-hk4yl]

Come down to the deep end dude. Like it’s his domain XD

[@briandstephmoore4910]

Bernt Chrysler drinks mixed drinks and koolaid.

[@CannibalOX99]

Shane, the friendly ghost

[@mimilian5826]

was that michael chandler in the pool with them?

[@portlandgoose4727]

ya he was literally their guardian lol

[@cronilogicaly]

Chandler was bullying Taylor in the pool and that's an NFL player who probably outweighs him by 150 pounds and a foot taller lol Chandler is a dog

[@Grace-2108]

Gawd, So jelly. Sound like a blast.

[@banditcroco9014]

@3:30 Shane looks like Paul Bearer

[@alexramos1207]

people were talking about this like he was legitimately hating

[@alansharkany203]

Shane sounded like his trump impression of trump getting shot,when Shane first got slammed into the pool lmao

[@jacobiwilson3887]

"I have an AR in my trunk, I'm going to go grab it and shoot everyone stop bullying me!"

[@Kidnamedfinger-]

I bet when you slap Bert’s belly it sounds like a waterbed

[@trevmason2352]

Taylor you coulda hurt somebody’s shins!!!!

[@paullmight42]

i literally had no clue shane was any taller than 5'10 let alone 6'4....wtf

[@marcushagey4110]

He was a college offensive lineman, he's massive lol

[@paullmight42]

@@marcushagey4110 i see that now haha

[@jarnold1789]

D1 lineman, attended West Point, SNL alumni. Hell of a resume

[@MrLovingUs]

hes 6,3 every dude ever lies and adds a inch to that and the ween. if u dont ur not one of us

[@1994Trill]

@@MrLovingUsYeah because most people wear shoes most of the time

[@AtariDad304]

Gill let’s go Marshall

[@SimpleSock]

Taylor Lewan would be the guy to take it too far. 😅

[@DavidLeeNelson]

Damn that’s ganna be a fun meme lmao

[@CannibalOX99]

Kittle is the fucking man

[@no.mans.guy.]

The real deal james neal

[@ryanolearymusic]

why does that other guy look like he got stung by every bee?

[@paynekaufmann403]

The young bul stood no chance

[@nathanshaw5583]

Why is Michael Chandler there?!😂😂

[@Somegoy]

Bert has always looked relatively bad, at least the last 7 or 8 years I've known of him. But he looks BAD BAD now. Like if he doesn't do something soon he is legitimately probably about 6 or 7 years from the grave.

[@StuAus]

Those NFL guys are all competitive beasts, add alcohol into the mix and you're making napalm baby.

[@bnasty267]

Shane went to college, he should know better than to go to the football players' house party. If you go, you definitely leave before everyone gets trashed. Things can go sour really quickly when you're messing around with dudes that will ensure any fight will be against the entire team.

[@caleb3909]

​@@bnasty267 Learned this one the hard way as a freshman. Almost got the fuck beat out of me lmao

[@brandismorgan6915]

SHANE IS SO GOOD LOOKING ❤🫣

[@Drlumpy.]

Sounds like a devil of a day. We'll lick them tomorrow though

[@AntonioThunderbottom]

I thought Landfill would have done better at Beerfest lol

[@mojojoj0813]

How did Michael chandler get there

[@zachgray8280]

Shane is not 6'4 lmao

[@JonLundgren]

Tom and Shane. Legends.

[@jermwarfare5977]

Awesome to see Shane repping a Ted Karras Cincy hat for Down Syndrome awareness!

[@riggze]

Shane is 100x funnier than Blert

[@MrBrodyb]

Being 6’4” with 75% Down syndrome strength and getting man handled by 6’8” big brain/little brain giants gotta be humbling. That’s the comment

[@BCRandom69]

Bert is looking pretty rough. 😮

[@GloryusDeath]

Why is Shane Gillis's left hand so small?

[@ronswanson1410]

Bert is slowly becoming more and more like the cgi fat Bert that Tom Stabbed for his promo

[@ericparker163]

Why is Tom's face on a video citing Bert? Not even watching to find out

[@NotShaneGillis]

Because Tom and Shane gillis are talking about Shane and Bert competing (with footage of it) If you didn’t act like an arrogant asshole right off the bat you probably would’ve figured it out in the first 10 seconds

[@Omni-Rage]

Hi Shane

[@bubbakushii]

All sudden chandler

[@MrBandildo]

0:48 that’s 4 Banger, and to brag I made full almost frozen can pop up and fly off the table, with one hit. Best frat boy drinking game ever!!

[@illini81]

Shin

[@noellittle9257]

It looks weird seeing Tom just sit on a couch. I’m so used to him in the YMH studio or on stage.