Shane Gillis & Matt McCusker Answer The Internets Weirdest Questions

Shane Gillis and Matt McCusker Answer the Internet for the first time, as a duo.
Leave your weird, crazy hypotheticals in the comments. We'll feature them on the show.
We've collected the Internet's dumbest questions over the last 9 years on our podcast KFC Radio and put Shane Gillis and Matt McCusker to the test.
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[@Nolia12]

Honestly could've watched a 2 hour version of this. It's basically their podcast with forced topics. Too funny.

[@Shagy16]

That’s so true

[@taylorhray]

Ez content too. Fan submissions.

[@progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157]

Their podcast is so god damn funny

[@myselfmyself3872]

So funny. I’m guessing cuz ur dumb. Born in the south dumb

[@asmith4549]

Listen to their podcast it’s literally this but an hour long. Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast

[@jaypers232]

McCusker getting more attention shows that the world is healing.

[@DJBIGWiLLiE]

It’s the flute bringing us together

[@althetriangle2559]

Fuck yeah dude

[@toe-bi-wankonobivideos2352]

He's absolutely hilarious

[@AhYesIndeedItsFunTime]

432hz at a time

[@ricdond]

gotta keep the hertz just right to keep us all together

[@user-wj4pm4tk1x]

The "low T audience" line was undeniably hilarious but so accurate for barstool that only two staff members half laughed

[@chinqlinq89]

There’s no way “T” pron is that normal though. That shit makes me recoil and pissed if I even pass by a preview thumbnail of it 😂

[@joshdyer3270]

​@ell093it doesn't kill the vibe he is just a freak 😂 just then mention of a T makes you uncomfortable?

[@davidwells4903]

​@@joshdyer3270yeah I can't imagine getting triggered just hearing mention of a medical condition. Telling

[@joshdyer3270]

@@davidwells4903 someone is compensating for something 🤣

[@tyronsreekley876]

@@chinqlinq89what

[@thetruebatman4632]

I’ve never crushed an entire podcast library as fast as I did Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast. My god they’re an evolved level of hilarious.

[@tomwelshshore]

Same dude there were years of content haha

[@AJValentine-uc3pi]

Check out Cum Town dude. Similar thing of three guys just riffing on nothing in particular.

[@iowapipeliner]

Pro move get the paytch

[@cjletgo]

i’m on the grind right now started around 300 a couple months ago already at 377 with travel breaks

[@Karveyheitel]

Same . I gotta move to the patreon now

[@jmcp283]

They can't be canceled now. Blow them up. These dawgs deserve recognized as some of the funniest comics out right now

[@n0timpressed]

Matt and Shane secret podcast, whaddup

[@FatdogBlues]

@@n0timpressed Dawgs ⬆️ Pawgs down

[@JohnRieger118]

Getting that Chi Town pussay

[@VeeDeLarge]

SODTAOE

[@hjohnston9265]

Shrek 1

[@justinsane2636]

You skimmed past the fictional character you wanna beat the shit out of most and Shane said the prophet Mohammed that was the funniest answer in the whole video haha

[@humanindica962]

Skimmed? You mean edited past? I wld love to hear what was actually said.

[@codyst.godard3280]

Shat nation about to face a charlie hedbo :(

[@TheAlaskaMarc]

Dude hahaha that was awesome. At least they kept it in. But is it weird I am legit sightly worried for them now :/. Fing world we live in…

[@tomwelshshore]

@@codyst.godard3280 we shoot back

[@freddyfootstomps6557]

@@TheAlaskaMarc they both got murdered by jihadists :/

[@horntj77]

Easily the funniest ATI. Matt and Shane are the best people going right now. Pure gold

[@James-PHX]

The Dawgs are here baby

[@itsaccer7443]

Theo Vonn easily had the best one

[@Sprite_525]

Their podcast easily makes me laugh way more than any other, and I’m including CumTown, Theo Von, Mark Normand, all the rest -- none even remotely punch me in the gut like Matt & Shane’s cast, highly recommended, pull up any episode and it’ll be solid

[@portlandgoose4727]

@@Sprite_525 don't forget The 10 Minute Podcast. Its the funniest you'll ever hear Brian Callen and Will Sasso. And its the only time you'll ever hear Chris D'elia be legit funny

[@yeyito2818]

#2 war mode

[@Jakem763]

When you really get into MSSP you realize the Matt has always been the Don. When you think back on all the episodes of that cast you’ve listened to 90% of the funniest things Shane has ever said are in direct response to the absolutely insane things Matt says and does all every day. A perfect friendship almost nothing alike but also the exact same person

[@DaReale6t]

Beautiful analysis dawg

[@Swindel67]

They compliment each other perfectly. Its like watching The Bros of Swan Lake.

[@twood1277]

As much as I love Shane n I'd argue he's consistently fine... I'll say Matt has said some things I've prob laughed the hardest at loll

[@grantn.9061]

@@twood1277 I've noticed in a number of podcasts that the one who's best at standup and the one who's best in conversation are often two different people and the one who best kills on stage is somewhat passive or reactive in conversation relatively

[@nicholasd3990]

@@grantn.9061 True. Most of my favorite podcasters are mid at stand up and vice versa

[@adellis24]

Gotta love how much bigger Shane is becoming without the burden of having to appear on SNL.

[@tanyadouglas5241]

Well that was a Long time ago and if anything, it Boosted his Career!! CANCEL CULTURE IS BULLS*IT

[@TheMiist]

@@tanyadouglas5241 no way it boosted his career, but it’s good for us comedy fans

[@tanyadouglas5241]

@@TheMiist He even said the exposure made the numbers jump on MSSP and there's no such thing as bad press 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[@timcoleman3784]

@@tanyadouglas5241 compared to literally being on SNL?

[@EnduringCrow]

@@timcoleman3784 ...Yup

[@whitegoodman833]

The Shaman finally getting the shine that all the dawgs know he deserves. OUR GOD IS SO GREAT!

[@jasonkrapf]

Seriously matt is one of the most impressive humans and comedians to ever live.

[@901Br99]

Silver Fox is coming out of his fox hole

[@jibba1681]

Nothing funnier than showing the cast to friends and having them say “that other ones fucking crazy”

[@whitegoodman833]

@@jibba1681 They just don't understand bro, or they need a lil more exposure to the 432hz of energy he's putting out at all times. They'll come around.

[@jibba1681]

@@whitegoodman833 his wife then girlfriend aka ass mammy saved my life with the ass washing techniques.

[@chelseatillidie7683]

“T porn bro. I was ahead of my time, but now i hate it. That shit’s fuckin junk dude” -The Shaman

[@ajhd95]

What the fuck is T porn? Am I an idiot bruv?

[@ajhd95]

Awh shit never mind 💀😩

[@unclegentle]

"some of my fondest memories, me and my boys hard as hell, chopping it up" 🤣

[@campaigner8549]

Matt is just extremely funny and super likable. Deserves way more love. Rogies next.

[@Stimros_halabad]

It will happen with Shane and Matt on there. I think they need to do some more eps of Gilly and Keeves first though

[@TheMiist]

He was still all fugged up by Covid brain here too. Man’s great even at his weakest

[@campaigner8549]

@@TheMiist there's no stopping the DAWG Shaman

[@clarkpegler4922]

Saint Rogies!!!!

[@sdotmiller3511]

it’s happened! how great are our gods?

[@mohammedgoldberg7529]

By far the funniest ask the internet

[@snowmanap]

Matt was killing it! Love seeing him getting the attention he deserves.

[@kylemcgill2966]

I love how Matt is getting the shine he deserves. Rogan is next! That will be a fun watch 😂

[@prodbybladen]

that would be insane lmaoo

[@jaypers232]

McCusker deserves it. People are not ready for an active Brian like his. I can’t wait to see this boy shine.

[@Gotdam]

Hes got a show in austin in march 👀👀

[@jaypers232]

@@Gotdam lol McCusker bringing a ceremonial Native American hash pipe the 432, he’s be guiding Rogies through a real podcast.

[@jeremyfox1511]

Rogies and the shaman? Hell yeah

[@joelglanton6531]

I'm another MSSP fan that first checked it out because of Shane but kept listening because of Matt. The fact that Shane is so hilarious yet he's somehow usually playing the straight man is a testament to the shaman. His brain needs to be preserved and studied by scientists.

[@clayrester9342]

100% agree... i liked Shane when i saw him on the "podcast runs", but never checked out MSSP until Protect our Parks.... all i can really say is holy shit... hahahaha

[@shawnbradford2243]

I munched those episodes

[@BassLineProductionsI]

They're both hilarious!

[@jacobusredacted3535]

Shane’s RDF is showing in full force when they make him look straight at the camera

[@TrophyGuide101]

RDF?

[@BlackHawk2901]

@@TrophyGuide101 😂😂😂😂

[@Rogerkonijntje]

resting tard face ?

[@portlandgoose4727]

@@Rogerkonijntje you gotta have a bit of downs yourself to think that the word "tard" starts with a "D"

[@Rogerkonijntje]

@@portlandgoose4727 true that

[@werewolfconcerto193]

"The prophet Muhammad..." 😂

[@JustSaying99]

shane calling the ptofit muhammad a fictional character almost went over my head 🤣🤣

[@cartermccauley7352]

And he wants to beat the shit outta him😂

[@JustSaying99]

@@cartermccauley7352 🤣🤣🤣

[@nocache]

They might get him for that

[@Taylose6]

Change the title of the vid to “The Bull and the Shaman preach the good word to the masses” more of a fitting title.

[@kim-jong-poon]

🎶DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES AND SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULAAAA🎶

[@drakev4071]

I’m I’m Bbb BBC

[@jaypers232]

If you’re just finding MSSP - good luck with your 400 hours of backlogged podcasting in front of you. Everything pales in comparison

[@BeastmodeSwag]

Been saying this for a while. Legit used to have like 10 pods I'd listen to regularly, now I just listen to MASSP old and new

[@jaypers232]

@@BeastmodeSwag the enlightenment is a double edged sword.

[@NoVACorpsGaming]

Ah, you have a teenis too I see

[@jackcreamer9144]

old testament is the best if they join the patreon

[@ajww1329]

Is there an episode I should start with?

[@jacobkolar9388]

Shane when he’s well rested is the funniest man on earth

[@jp2783]

Girlfriends are just free strippers 😂😂😂That one got me

[@steve1085]

Wives aren't though. Not at all

[@tabularasa820]

Most I’ve laughed in weeks. This is hilarious

[@kmdudich]

Matt is so easy to look at someone give this man a talk show

[@thekiiing630]

That new haircut has been key

[@NotoriousMONGS]

He is unnervingly handsome but who wouldn’t be next to Shane

[@boosh90]

@@thekiiing630 High and tight. Key to success

[@trevorwood8543]

I love how matt listened their cue and stared into our souls the whole time

[@EnduringCrow]

These two crack me up. Only found the two a few weeks back. Matts Flute puts Shane on Edge video brought me to the pod. Solid stuff. This vid just kept delivering

[@anthoneysmtih3370]

welcome to fold brother sam find the ancient secret text and be a bull bro dawg these boys are kings

[@DetroitDrew313]

First off, it’s an instrument of unified love and power, not just some flute. Second, you will refer to him as Master Shaman from here out

[@georgefuchs3223]

This is the way

[@codyst.godard3280]

welcome to dawghood

[@todd.howard]

Welcome to dawghood. The Patreon is only $1 a month

[@evergreenrider]

McCuskie came charged up with 432hz energy for this one.

[@BlackHawk2901]

These dudes are two of the funniest comedians in the business today. SNL lost out on a GIANT opportunity

[@YesNo-ty5eb]

Matt an Shane are unbeatable 😂

[@sebastianramos872]

This needed to be a half hour😂

[@lolmouf]

funniest 2 guys in comedy right now. Godam i love them

[@LeFaisDoDo]

Matt might truly be one of the most underrated people all time

[@rieskimo]

Shaner's spotter took his job waaaay too seriously

[@abcdefghijkl5408]

"Polar bears are losing to weather" is an amazing argument😂

[@jamesmcdonald8763]

The prophet Muhammad sent me😂

[@boosh90]

The second retelling of the benching story was incredible. "I'M NOT GAY AT AAAAALLLLLLLL" with full Gutfeld, also with Matt's hysterical laughter

[@CHOCOLATETHUNDER1009]

Are we gonna skip over "the Prophet Muhammed" 8:58💀

[@supaflywhiteguy7635]

That was kind of shots fired at the Mussies

[@ixphilsbury]

Matt and Shane are like Triple H and Shawn Michaels on their podcast. Their energy is just bouncing off of each other and its never a dull moment.

[@highjaws]

SHAMAN AND THE YUNG BULL GOD IS GOOD

[@meganklobchar7014]

Dude Shane saying he would beat the shit out of Sean Penn in I am Sam after the hearing. 😂😂😂😂😂 I am crying laughing so hard watching this by myself.. Shane kills me.

[@schophi]

man this was absolutely hysterical. 16 minutes of gold with the boys

[@XXthekingofyouXX]

“Polar bears are losing to f***** weather” 🤣🤣🤣

[@brandonbryan4213]

Come for Shane Gillis stay for the shaman Matt McCusker

[@anthony5227]

Can’t mess with a shaman who has released the power of 432 hertz flute

[@KareFreee]

“And then I repped 225lb” bro I fucking dropped the salt that was so funny

[@backseatboysgaming6911]

Oh my god I'm crying. Tears are rolling down my face. Gillis is the funniest human alive right now.

[@grosebud4554]

Matt and Shane on Rogan might be the best podcast

[@Gotdam]

The shaman has an Austin show in march 👀

[@Radamsoo]

@@Gotdam please st rogies, bless us with this potential divine encounter of dudes hanging out

[@MISCELLANEOUSGOON]

Rogan is compromised.

[@issaggg1087]

@@MISCELLANEOUSGOON lol dude is callin out the virus at an all time censorship

[@chimchimchow]

If joe weren’t there, oh wait that’s just mssp

[@jonSilvernale666]

This is my favorite one of these! Matt and Shane are way too good for this world.

[@andrewkerridge2565]

McCusksr says YES so quick on the black hole question. Before the second option is even offered.

[@portlandgoose4727]

OH HELL YEAH!!! Any episode with Shane is an automatic banger, and you got his boy McCusker, the legend himself on the show as well?? Well done boys, well done 👏 👏 👏

[@mr.martyr8573]

“Polar bears are losing to WEATHER.” LOL.

[@crunchycrails1436]

Matt piping that camera with energy

[@lauraking8939]

Didn’t realize I was smiling during 3/4 of this. I love them!

[@lisahenderson8963]

Love this format! Please add it to your podcast!!! 🤣

[@turkeysamwich00]

I love the dynamic between these two. They're an introverted jock and an extroverted nerd.

[@anthoneysmtih3370]

hell ya barstool thanks i can't get enough of matt and shane.

[@user-yo9sm4zz1l]

Best one yet

[@tomorness]

Shane is the goat

[@mileswri]

KFC doesn’t deserve to be in the presence of these two humble kings 🤴🏻🤴🏻

[@jspvisuals4019]

Great duo- their pod cast (Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast) is hilarious.

[@stussykr3w]

These 2 are gold, you need them to do more

[@MarshallHurley92]

Sickkk I’ve been waiting for this

[@mistyhughes898]

“ I tasted his bio weapon” 😂😂😂

[@dakotahiggins2110]

I’d pay whatever it takes for matt to hug me like the dad I never had

[@jeffysoule2076]

Nice! I’ve been waiting for this one!!

[@boomayne420]

I could watch Matt & Shane answer the internet for a week straight and never get bored.

[@connerfloyd7550]

The Sham finally gettin some spotlight! lets go dawgs

[@Probasaur]

That was unbelievable funny. Couldn't stop laughing.

[@chrisb5278]

Secret podcast, best one goin!!!

[@grownmangamer942]

Matt and Shane are for real the bros. I swear it’s just like listening to my boys talk.

[@trentlomelino]

This is the realest Answer the Internet out there.

[@SuperMegaGoofyGoober]

Finally Matt gets some attention

[@cliftonfurney5083]

They're great together. Very funny convos

[@pierrebitcan]

I love this duo. They got me through covid.

[@lorenday2026]

So glad to see Matt getting the rub

[@sodldierofinFAMY]

Shane is one of the funniest people alive he can make anybody laugh

[@dougtalkspodcast]

THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE IN SO LONG

[@exyid8744]

its crazy a show with set up premises and softball comedic questions is just as good as their improvised 2 hour podcast

[@kingasapmodyshmurder3256]

The dawgz!

[@briccshitthouse]

The greatest duo ever

[@NateBeard]

I need more of this....

[@ukuleledame3599]

Two of the best working today

[@kylegordy113]

Shane is the best comedian of all time. I cant be convinced otherwise lmfao.

[@MexiSean]

By far the best episode yet. I'm fucking dying over here! 🤣🤣

[@mohamedamine7610]

This is the funniest one so far.

[@werewolfconcerto193]

I love these two. The perfect comedy duo for our time.

[@tedlast4896]

Shane and Matt are the absolute best

[@vampmode9132]

Cusky is the best

[@KnightyKnight]

I had to pause it in between laughs. Rapid fire punch lines off the cuff. Brilliantly done. Edit more time for me to catch my breath 😅

[@nathanholland7754]

I love Matt so much. Shane is obviously hilarious but Matt is so likable

[@charlibasset4238]

Might be the best one of all time.

[@Rad0905]

Amazing episode

[@burberryballs]

get ‘em on again for part 2 boiiiii

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Matt’s the fucking man…hope he keeps getting the exposure he deserves…naturally hilarious, same with the Young Bull

[@AndNowWeDrink]

as someone who's worked in a lot of strip clubs. Free pizza for life,

[@themckendrys3461]

These guys are the best

[@EASTNSIM9454]

these two riffing makes my day better

[@alexcoyg3281]

the magic Flute man himself✊