Shane Gillis tells his secret forbidden dream

[@monbec_sigrym]

"You've never had a gay experience in the astral realm?" --- probably my favourite sentence ever uttered on any podcast ever.

[@se5080]

Never had a gay dream here bro. Straight as hell dawg.

[@ShawnFX]

@@se5080 no gay dreams for me either, I'm so straight I'm homophobic

[@toastedt140]

​@@se5080That sounds pretty gay

[@tullycoll]

This is crazy, but we’re here!

[@cuve_ae]

@@se5080what’s worse straight guy having a gay dream or an oedipus dream 😴

[@babylonian]

“we’re creative. that’s why. we’re thinking of all the options”

[@kylek7748]

Lmao he must've played phantom dust

[@bonkerzisgood]

Like a general in the civil war

[@steamedyam]

The so I went to Japan guy is into Shane and his buddy. Cool

[@leatheryfoot6354]

Huh, The Driver: San Francisco guy and me have similar taste in comedy podcasts.

[@Sprite_525]

2:17 “thank Christ I didn’t have a nocturnal emission” is actually comedy genius lol 😆

[@StudioMod]

You know, I have lots of dirty dreams that feel amazing but I've only ever had ONE emission in my entire life, and it was because I was waking up during the dream and I hadn't been with anyone in like 6 months so I was really 'full up'. I guess I'm lucky or maybe unlucky because I always get interrupted in my dreams halfway during the fun by something crazy or annoying.

[@catsnatcher9197]

@@StudioMod😂😂 I never had in my life

[@bryanflake6858]

"I will never divulge this information" then proceeds to tell millions possibly billions of people. I love this guy. He has the super power of just not giving a damn

[@sagetmaster4]

He meant the second dream he had. Which, according to him, wasn't gay so it was most likely incest

[@dominicdangelo4801]

Being able to hide behind....it's just a joke.... Is the beauty.... But somehow u lie online the whole world will find out. Like O'Connor he's fibbing. He's taking it in the poopchute every night in his dreams

[@limehawk4989]

​@@sagetmaster4He spilled the one about his dad tho?

[@samadohawkjd4198]

Chill, dude, the whole vid got like 240k views. It's a lot, but billions, dude?

[@bryanflake6858]

@@samadohawkjd4198 do you know how many times videos like this are taken and re-upload under different channels? Not mention other platforms they go so it's not uncommon for them to have way more actual views

[@tommy2swole]

Dreams are like prisons lol

[@ShaneGillisfan]

Shane might enjoy prison too👌

[@tommy2swole]

@@ShaneGillisfan hhahaha

[@droptableaccount1820]

Words are like bullets.

[@allenclark4235]

@@skiptoacceptancemdarlin or the Tool song Prison Sex?

[@dixienormus3153]

@@droptableaccount1820 they only ever do anything of any significance when they're aimed at little disabled refugee orphans' knobbly non-functioning knee caps.

[@nkyryry]

Nocturnal emission cracked him up lol

[@berbatovfan27]

"Head is head, bruh" - Shane Gillis

[@sirbagel4954]

Idk bout a dream, I think shane just had a memory lol

[@jamesburke8681]

Gay experiences in the Astral realm. That's a new special 😅

[@travisboyd6272]

I am so excited for shane to get old. It is going to be great.

[@ghiidra__]

Hopefully he takes a couple breaks from being an alcoholic so we can see that. Though Shane’s got Irish lifetime alco genes

[@T_D_B_]

@@ghiidra__ don't you put that on us

[@bonkerzisgood]

Even if it’s true

[@KenobiStark1]

Shane died, had his heart weighed against a Bud Light by Anubis in the duat, then he was resurrected by Matt to play MK 11

[@laredobudsmoka]

"Friend of mine." "You like that shane?" -dream realm Matt McCusk

[@johnq.public8593]

'yeah they animorph a lot' 😂

[@jamestiberius1114]

Shane is recounting repressed memories he thinks were dreams.

[@DunoHARM]

You're just dealing with like, ancient apparatuses to work out complex things and like getting head off your friend is just symbolic

[@CJonathan013]

“You didn’t have a gay experience in the astral realm?” Lol

[@richards751]

" I got mad at the guy I wanted too beat him up" 😂😂😂😂

[@RogueStatusQVX]

Nocturnal emission.. Jesus christ lmao

[@Jroc_9696]

The ol nocturnal bust as Theo would put it

[@ozzy2725]

that shit broke O'conner lol

[@kingmaker4395]

We all need to get these edits to their attention to get this man paid these are too good !! 😂😂

[@parkerunderwood8]

Classy opening disclaimer, too; highlighting context and intent - opposite of what some the wild 2Bears1Cave fan supercuts of Bert do haha

[@iiLLTacticzZ]

Post it to their subreddit, the boys take a lil peek every now and then

[@moralester]

"Nocturnal emission" was the funniest thing ive ever heard

[@GooTubeMONOPOLY]

That pic of Shane makes me laugh every time I see it 😆

[@ChevyRob313]

Matt makes me die laughing

[@suburbanwhitedad7338]

Shane gonna be funny for ages its gonna rule

[@brendanevo4g]

Dude, nothing vwtter than making a comedian or friend just like .. kum-laugh. Losin' chris there for a legit min is the best lmao

[@humbean5683]

The drench bit got Chris even worse…kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWW6eJmLYrhqfqM

[@brendanevo4g]

@@humbean5683 thank you so much foe this

[@brendanevo4g]

@@humbean5683 incredible lmaooo

[@humbean5683]

@@brendanevo4g you’re welcome sir

[@macklemorganfreeman8488]

"Head is head bruh"

[@Jet2094]

Glad you had some of that footage on hand for those edits at the end, SGF

[@billiondollardan]

Now I feel weird that I haven't had a gay dream. Maybe I still have time

[@tmuxor]

The fact you felt the need to convince us suggests to me that you've repressed the memory of that dream. It's hiding somewhere in that closet with you.

[@maayang7777]

​@@tmuxoryour comment suggests that you are gay.

[@danny2x42]

“I’d hate to believe it but I’m pretty sure I fellated” Everyone breezed past Matt

[@duke3250]

sometimes it IS your buddy

[@chrisrogers553]

The funniest clip I have seen in f****** years Shane gillis is a f****** legend

[@epigaulus1219]

f*** yeah 👍

[@bobsondugnutt5688]

This is a hilarious edit 😂 well done

[@DGRIFF]

I had the most insane realistic dream last night/this morning... I was walking down the road with some friends (who I don't know who they were but in the dream I knew them well) and looked up and saw a scramjet flying above and I was so excited. I told everyone and as we looked up, it spread out sweep wings and hit its thrusters and took off into space. It was so realistic but unrealistic and I was like "oh, I'm dreaming"... in the dream I knew it had to be a dream but it was almost MORE REAL than real life. It went on for a while but I don't remember much. I was pretty convinced in the dream that dreams are actually just us slipping into other dimensions.

[@Chorik_Wits]

Cool thought👍

[@ilovetheatf]

I take a sleepy time supplement called Gorilla Dreams and for some reason it gives me insanely vivid dreams, I get sent on wild quests or tragedy strikes and I must survive. It's by gorilla mind, you might enjoy it.

[@WaffleHouseBandit]

I had a dream where I got on the bus and I didn't have enough money for a ticket😅

[@9fifty1]

I love the edits

[@tannerhickey7624]

Need a compilation of all the times the o’con man busts out laughing

[@humbean5683]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWW6eJmLYrhqfqM… not a comp but another clip

[@fekkacam]

“Head is head braaa” ig that question was a lil too gay for my guy😂😂😂😂

[@Jasel71]

At least Shane was catching and not pitching! If the Sopranos is to be believed then there is a huge difference!!

[@sonnyb7612]

This shit had me fuckin dying laughing.

[@ryanmcginness2888]

I can imagine O conny in the bedroom closet while Shane's taking Matt's rocket ride to the astral realm.

[@Kilograham89]

Chris turned as red as a smashed thumb laughing that hard

[@PlayNiceFolks]

Those eyes at the beginning

[@Canadiantiger23]

“Dreams are like prison bro”😂

[@youpkroon7594]

Dreams are like prison, you do what you have to do.

[@youpkroon7594]

That a Goddamn t-shirt

[@mt8474]

Most people forget their dreams but it's nice some people can hold on to it. There's always hope if you can still dream.

[@sethbishop6890]

Yeah when it's wet and sticky in your underwear it's not so nice but the dream before is great. My body has somehow learned to bust or not bust depending on if it can prevent the jizz. I have become the master of wet dreaming and it's all thanks to being on methadone close to ten years. I go to bed starting light withdrawals and it's a 30% chance of showers lol

[@mt8474]

@@sethbishop6890 if you go to bed naked you can just roll out of the wet spot.

[@sethbishop6890]

@@mt8474 lol true

[@CCCSaxsonWarmonger]

I had one of those “my legs are weak and won’t move properly” dreams but I was naked and wearing a cowboy hat and thigh highs in public

[@zahnegott5473]

my man channeling Slaanesh at 0:45

[@rydogrittman1871]

How uncomfortable was it when those dudes popped up lol. I could just imagine dude being like “no cap bruhhhhhhhh”

[@bradleylummus5931]

dude this is the funniest video i’ve seen in so long

[@PAKallman]

"We're creative" 😭

[@novh4ck]

My favourite folk singer once played guitar and sang for me on a matress in a van in the astral realm. I would have but I woke up during the song.

[@griffinguardalahara]

“Yeah they animorph a lot.”

[@tyyo2314]

“So she was hotter” lol

[@gevu]

I'm bi and I've never had 1 dream about hooking up with a dude. These guys are fruits!

[@DailyShit.]

Cause you are not surpressing it, you just ball out.

[@woodstock6792]

Shane is so grounded

[@-unascertained-]

Nocturnal emission 💀🤣

[@t.shauny5119]

Like We’re creative, we’re thinking of all the options lmao

[@capitolc4430]

LOL DREAMS ARE A TRIP LMFAO😂🤣😭

[@bh-0330]

Shane broke the o'con man in this one

[@humbean5683]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWW6eJmLYrhqfqM.. shaman breaks oconny on this one lol

[@charredolive]

I can't tell if they're retelling dreams or just listing out fantasies, especially Matt

[@Patrick-jj5nh]

I thought my dreams were fucked up, but even my brain didn't randomly give me the gays.

[@citylimit33]

“dreams are like prison dude, its not gay”

[@Space_Toasty]

Homosexual dreams on the asstral plane

[@ZeroHorsePower]

A nocturnal emission 🤣🤣🤣

[@jell0d0ng]

I'm literally crying hahaha

[@LordSkella]

I went to a Trinity High School too 😂

[@dabomb5600]

Ahahahahaahhaahahahahah. The first ten seconds omfg

[@J3R3MI6]

“So she was hotter………….” 😂💀

[@fadedflow6451]

This channel… is shrek 1

[@therealspoon69]

shane was seeing the sacred gayometry in his sleep

[@jebediah4780]

I think they might just be a little gay LOL, I can safely say I've never had "gay dreams", and hopefully I didn't just jinx myself.

[@yourma2000]

Had a dream where a dude tried to arse rap me. Proud to say that even in my vulnerable, delirious dream state where I let anything slide, I fought like a bull at a rodeo to get him off.

[@gurpchirp]

this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever heard

[@globalchaos1984]

Damn never had one, now I feel left out😂

[@adamdavis4973]

He said "in the Astral realm" what the fuck dude lol

[@FD_and_B]

Shane Gillis has a dream…. of being the next big star 🎉😂

[@dustinh4175]

Dreams are like prison

[@pfftwhut7638]

mccusker's joke takes on a different level now that he's admitted to addiction to she-cack pron LOL i ain't judging it tho, shit IS fire LOLOL

[@goldeneyehobbit88]

2:07 lmao

[@tylerlyons4943]

What ep is this from??!

[@ShaneGillisfan]

In the description

[@cjletgo]

an unconscious emission. bruh.

[@MrMomoitin]

Fuck your channel for having ads. Peepop would never do me like that, which is why his channel is the best. Go think about that

[@georgeemery3295]

Shane has dreams about Baby Billy

[@thedevilluis]

Funny as hell.

[@82PeRK]

I had a gay dream in my young teens and it fcked with me for yrs. I mean YEARs. Thought i was gay. It was of an actor on a tv show. Random af. I dont even remember wht happened in the dream but i definitely remember having it. Don't get me started on my first wet dream. It was with a woman but yea. Not going into detail with tht one.

[@Charlieboy2680]

"If you have a gay dream it means your subconsciously gay" Sigmund Freud

[@82PeRK]

@@Charlieboy2680 actually it doesnt. Better go watch or listen to some loveline.

[@Charlieboy2680]

@@82PeRK I was just joking brother.

[@82PeRK]

@@Charlieboy2680 opps. I got GOT

[@vitigaymer1053]

Fresh Prince?

[@ragnarrothbard3418]

Wait, what were the talking about when the video first started? Go back!

[@NeelT.20]

Wow this is incredible

[@JordanTaylor8u]

I watched snatch or something and that night I had a dream I made out with Brad Pitt… very uncomfortable feeling when I woke up 😂

[@anthonybogus5688]

- real one

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

Rest assured, guys: this is bisexual.

[@B-DINO]

Notice how they all call them "dreams"....not nightmares lol

[@sonnyguerrerosg4685]

An excellent observation lmaoooo

[@RegularGuyJake]

I can't breathe lol

[@ryancory5958]

if each of those dreams are memories from parallel realities, and one of those dreams is you're gay....even if .000001 % of your dreams is gay. then you're 100% gay. it doesn't matter how many babes you slay. you do 1 gay thing then you're 100% gay.

[@Bumbaclartios]

I had a really fucked up dream with shane in it and I am not ready to share it

[@mr.martyr8573]

Was one of them gay? Yea. 😂😂😂

[@sethbishop6890]

Yeah when it's wet and sticky in your underwear it's not so nice but the dream before is great. My body has somehow learned to bust or not bust depending on if it can prevent the jizz. I have become the master of wet dreaming and it's all thanks to being on methadone close to ten years. I go to bed starting light withdrawals and it's a 30% chance of showers lol

[@robbycano3755]

bro lmao

[@thecarnivorecanoe5167]

W.T.F.! 😆

[@thecarnivorecanoe5167]

@@robbycano3755 🤣🤣🤣

[@T_D_B_]

Why man. Why did you make me read this?

[@gregorykoch8467]

I had a dream were the sky was purple I was on top of a overlook/mountain area with my brother and in the clouds it spelled out repent the end is coming soon shit really freaked me out I still can’t get that out of my head. Also had a wet dream last night that I was doing Ethan Kleins girlfriend, very strange

[@ShaneGillisfan]

Having sex with Hila might be a nightmare for some if I'm being honest

[@BasedGigaRetard]

@@ShaneGillisfan He might have just mistook a sleep paralysis demon for Hila Klein.

[@bonochibear7895]

Omg they are all laughing like little girls about this topic of gay dream shenanigans

[@TylerDelaneyReed]

I like how all of the comments are quotes from the video that we just watched. We know dude…we saw it too

[@guillermojrmorales]

🤙🏻

[@dylanlong4052]

Hilarious