sharpest Cucumber kitchen knife in the world

sharpest Cucumber kitchen knife in the world

[@kiwami-japan]

I mixed corn and rice with "lactic acid bacteria" to make "lactic acid". However, you can mix "lactic acid bacteria" and food waste to make "lactic acid". and Cucumber yogurt tastes terrible . きゅうりのヨーグルトは非常にまずいのでマネしないでください

[@shima_camp10]

了解しました OK. You're my favorite KZbinr Watching your video is necessary for me. I think it'll make us happy.

[@hisa_N_]

ありがとう とても不味かったです

[@umikadoo]

( ﾟ∀ﾟ):∵ｸﾞﾊｯ!! ﾁ───(´-ω-｀)───ﾝ

[@DQN]

もう名前からして不味そうw

[@user-jw7wh6ei2i]

ヨーグルトにきゅうりを混ぜるだなんてどこかの不審者じゃないとやりませんよww If you're not a suspicious person, you can't mix cucumbers with yogurt.

[@jambutfunny]

imagine breaking into this dudes house and he just asks you what you’re allergic to and pulls out a knife made of it

[@friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711]

*peanut knife*

[@LiquidHonor]

@Yashvardhan Dhinu no sex is where its at

[@clonetrooper75]

even better - ask them what they ate for breakfast, grab the relevent knife and say 'you should really cut down on that', followed by a swift stab

[@kaspertheshepherd3010]

Egg knife

[@dontsubscribe5912]

Fire ant venom knife

[@ghostsystem7257]

There is a thin line between genius and madness.

[@DrakeRunner]

This man sees a jumprope.

[@Silv3rQ8]

This man is just chilling in between

[@J0yceJ0star]

Why do I feel this quote came from a game?

[@ghostsystem7257]

@@J0yceJ0star I think its just been a well known quote for a while. Not sure the origin TBH.

[@J0yceJ0star]

@@ghostsystem7257 I think it's from the game Furi since The Voice (a character from the game) says: "there's a thin line between love and madness"

[@snowy3339]

This man isn't crazy. He just believes that the final perfect evolution of everything that exists is kitchen knife.

[@crimsoninsight97]

Like carcinization but knife

[@ATBZ]

@@crimsoninsight97 isn't that the biological phenomenon where everything turns into a crab

[@crimsoninsight97]

@@ATBZ yes, it is my favorite thing. Convergent evolution is such a weird and incredible thing.

[@diseryusa6420]

Idk man a couple more videos and I might be inclined to believe the same

[@coalx1167]

twinsies

[@margoedwards6729]

The fact that he didn’t use his own saliva for human saliva implies that Kiwami isn’t human

[@muhammadziyahudamatari5132]

You can see Kiwanis is dog headed human

[@mochhhhee]

Kinda sus if you ask me

[@longleaf1217]

the dude can make a knife out of literally anything, when did you ever think he was human?

[@margoedwards6729]

@@longleaf1217 inside I think I always knew he wasn’t

[@Barriertriostruckapose]

KIWAMI MEANS EXTREME

[@dekuquan7010]

I love how these videos have progessively become more unhinged

[@abandonedgecko4824]

This channel is actually a creepypasta

[@Mr_3raqi]

Japanese people for ya

[@KZGames9967]

This is why I watch this channel

[@oreopudding3133]

I remember when they were straightforward and now I just wanna know what he's on 😂

[@Salmonwithfeet]

imagine deleting a reply with bad english to troll the commenter *cries in wuss*

[@cheyenne5121]

was just unkowningly taught how to make yogurt.

[@TiaBeTrippin]

You didn't learn in school?!!

[@cheyenne5121]

@@TiaBeTrippin never!!

[@TiaBeTrippin]

Damn you missed out!! It was cool!!

[@wolfpawzz2960]

@@TiaBeTrippin you learn that stuff in school? :0

[@TiaBeTrippin]

@@wolfpawzz2960 Yeah!! We literally made our own yogurt!!

[@smoothie_yyyy]

9:32 こんだけの器具揃えて遠心分離手動は草

[@doomerboy5322]

Eso m pasa habitualmente, además suelo besar el suelo con mi hermano Eduardo el trigrinicerido Molina

[@StygianPhoenix]

I like how newer viewers are saying “why is nobody talking about the man tied up, etc.” while us regular viewers accept it as normal and instead praise the fact he’s finally made a knife out of cucumber. I don’t think life gets more complete than this.

[@Dirtbag-Hyena]

You know, every time I watch one I think, he can't bewilder me anymore... I stand corrected. This was top of the line weird, but it's a cucumber knife. Finally.

[@QuintaFeira12]

Tied up person?? Do you mean his amylase dispenser?

[@cw2071]

"Man"? are you sure that's even a human in the bag. After the dogheaded dungeon master all bets are off

[@biscutegg8153]

He there to test the yogurt

[@comnode]

He should have found another cucumber inside the cucumber

[@default2997]

Someone visiting this guy’s house: Hey what’s that? Him: Oh this? It’s nothing, just my biodegradable saliva knife

[@ash-kl1di]

i mean at least its biodegradable

[@InEccess]

"No, not the knife. What's that human shape in a gimp suit handcuffed to your table?"

[@ReD750]

@Marco Garcia Lifanova rice cum lmao

[@PilotCharlesCalvin]

your WHAT

[@rouge-ish324]

Water-soluble knife = Free murder

[@hannahbradley2769]

My man's getting a lot more creative with his backstories

[@aaronking2020]

Yeah...he escaped from prison, kidnapped a guy, stole his saliva, made a knife out of it.....all just so he can enjoy some pickles.

[@Lacsap3366]

@@aaronking2020 That's the Evilest Thing I Can Imagine Lmao

[@tiredcreat0r]

Him: I'm going to show you how to make the sharpest cucumber knife in the world ! Also him: First, *escape your shackles.*

[@romariomejia5396]

First collect some human salavia from your captured

[@anirudhmanchella4641]

English teachers will be like: "It represents that to make something beautiful, you must first escape the confines of your boundaries."

[@lowkeel]

塩漬けしたキュウリは漬物となり、乳酸菌を入手 牛乳をヨーグルトに 米やトウモロコシの澱粉を抽出、発酵させ、乳酸を生成 乳酸を加熱脱水、重合させポリ乳酸（PLA）を生成 PLAは土に埋めて分解することができる環境にやさしい素材 3Dプリンター用PLAも存在 PLA包丁の完成

[@user-kh1pt7mg9o]

＊このコメ主は天才です

[@Beatrice_NANOYO]

このコメを固定に推す！

[@thejbo777]

Totally!

[@bpkn948]

何がなんだかわからなかったから助かります🙏🏻

[@kope69]

ありがとうございます

[@exrulesthemall3737]

"Cucumber yogurt tastes terrible ." _Mediterranean cuisine has left the chat._

[@aftermax01]

Well, Italy is a Mediterranean country, with Mediterranean cuisine. WE DO NOT HAVE CUCUMBER YOGURT

[@bxttersweetheart]

@@aftermax01 But both cucumber and yoghourt are very present generally in Mediterranean cuisine. One of the best cucumbers I can buy in Spain is the Italian type lmao-

[@exrulesthemall3737]

Tzatziki is gross and only tastes okay when dipping gyros in it.

[@alexlloyd6173]

@@exrulesthemall3737 bruh it's not gross, you probably are some off country shit or smth made badly, it's also not cucumber yogurt , it has onion mint garlic and herbs too. Ik this is unnecessary but I love it myself,,

[@alpyasar96]

Turkish: Cacık. It consists of Ayran and sliced ​​cucumber. Ayran is a drink consisting of water and yogurt.

[@Clay_0703]

いつも切られていたきゅうりが切る側になるという復讐劇

[@daichan6]

これぞ、復讐心トイウヤツカ

[@user-ch7tk1ut7m]

下克上

[@tennumachannel1007]

唾液投入後から 動画見る顔が引き攣る 面白いから見ちゃう悔しい

[@SafetyLucas]

For anyone curious about the science: -He combined cucumbers with salt in a sterilized jar to make pickles, which makes vinegar. -He added some of the vinegar to milk to make yogurt, which contains lactic acid bacteria. -He blended rice and corn, which are mostly made of starches, with amylase enzyme from his saliva and lactic acid bacteria from the yogurt. -The amylase enzyme reacts with starches to produce sugars. -The lactic acid bacteria ferments the sugars to produce lactic acid. -The Brix % on the refractometer indicates the concentration of sugar in the solution. -The iodine tests for the presence of starches, purple indicates a positive test. -Because the test was positive, it was evidence that the amylase enzyme had not converted all of the starches to sugar. -He adjusts the pH with vinegar and sonicates the mixture to further break down the starch particles so the amylase can convert the rest of the starches to sugars. -A lower Brix % on the refractometer indicates that the lactic acid bacteria has fermented most of the sugar into lactic acid. -He filtered the sugar solution to remove the unreacted solids and then centrifuged out the remaining solids. -He rinsed the dust from some activated carbon added it to the solution to absorb the dissolved lactic acid. -He filtered out the activated carbon and soaked it in acetone, which dissolved the lactic acid. -He filtered out the activated carbon and evaporated the acetone away to leave behind the lactic acid. -He heated the lactic acid to cause it to polymerize in to poly lactic acid (PLA), which is a type of plastic.

[@CupcakeNRG]

why is this comment so underrated. Thank you.

[@acearachnid]

Dude Kiwani is totally just a really bored chemist who knows how to make knifes

[@FelisImpurrator]

Wait, but how did he get the acetone?

[@Nae_Gee]

tanks

[@ansonchan8486]

@@FelisImpurrator well knowing him he probably got it in a bottle meant for use by chemists (like what you'd find in a school lab) but you can also get 100% acetone nail polish remover pretty easily

[@noanRUA]

A whole ton of chemical reactions and one kidnapping victim later: Kiwami casually synthesizes plastic out of milk and cucumbers 🤷

[@catsneky]

don't forget the saliva

[@antonc81]

Next week he harvests the heme iron in the gimp’s blood and the carbon from his cremated remains to finally forge a steel knife.

[@youtubedoesntletmehaveagoo8673]

Actually, his dog made the knife

[@0s0xkiing32]

Ahhh culinary arts, chemistry and BDSM. You sir know how to live lol.

[@saisai.25]

何かもうとりあえず何やってんだろう…感がすごいけど、何が一番すごいって、 飼い主と犬男を一人でやってるシュールさよ。

[@robinlaceishere]

My theory is that the cucumber is actually immortal and keeps regenerating, and Kiwami keeps having to come up with ways to kill it each video.

[@mariolazo6150]

Oh god..

[@egbeetah4032]

That's actually interesting lol

[@Indieperspective]

🤣🤣

[@brittanysqueech]

lore

[@cubeofmeat4982]

Kiwami’s house is just cucumber hell

[@vaga4239]

What did you do with your chemical engineering degree? This guy: oh... Ya know... *Things* ...

[@westernbrumby]

I’m studying chemical engineering cannot wait for my homemade knife unit next semester

[@maximianocoelho4496]

I am still on my way to make chemical engineering.

[@davinarobertson47]

@@westernbrumby 😭

[@leticiafloriane6068]

YES

[@fmw_lol7223]

This guy: *nife*

[@otakuhedgehog]

Dude this guy probably has the tools to go to the moon but doesn't want to cause knife

[@randaddly567]

He would turn the moon into a knife

[@saintpeterson3828]

@@randaddly567 He would

[@Sludgling]

@@saintpeterson3828 he’s *going to.*

[@saintpeterson3828]

@@Sludgling Your not wrong

[@phatcat-st4gb]

@@Sludgling he is inevitable

[@metalmilitia1890]

"He escaped from prison by stealing a cops gun and stabbing him with it" "You mean sho-" "No, I said what I meant. He stabbed the officer with his gun"

[@ernestkhalimov967]

Funny thing is ur likes are 69

[@metalmilitia1890]

@@ernestkhalimov967 nice

[@user-mn5wd4kb1v]

Now 100

[@MistThief]

or collected the officer's food waste and stabbed him with it.

[@pepitodiablo912]

Sharpest gun knife in the world

[@crayscrabitch696]

This is a creepy pasta, how-to, science, comedy, asmr channel... truly cannot get more unique than that

[@Specifix5]

Kiwami: not on my watch

[@crayscrabitch696]

@@Specifix5 sir what does that even mean

[@Profile__1]

Kiwami is an SCP, and the only way to keep him happy is to let him have his fun with making things into knives.

[@fumomofumosarum5893]

you forgot "educational / scince "

[@castafiorept7309]

@@fumomofumosarum5893 It clearly says science in the original comment lol. I mean, if you want to split hairs, it's a material science channel, but that's that and this is this.

[@adelrayen6808]

The idea of making a biodegradable knife, a completely untraceable and nature friendly disposable knife is concerning

[@TheRealJeviro]

@@breezem5882 but what if he kills people with hidden biodegradable knives and then digs them up for them to decompose?

[@TheRealJeviro]

well I meant dig up the knives

[@MissFluffyPink]

Now now, there is no need to be like that. Personally I think this video is full of useful information 😂😂 I'll just go on out and grabb an ultrasonic cleaner and I'm good to go!

[@nimm1135]

Oi, madao, what you doing here?

[@spook407]

How do you trace a knife

[@kazwex_ku8596]

Hes likes cutting up cucumbers so much that he actually turned the species against themselves

[@user-is2ry3xm6j]

高校生のとき超音波洗浄機に指突っ込んだらめっちゃ指綺麗になると思って突っ込んだらめっちゃ痛かった。

[@kn5379]

骨に響くLv100って感じの痛みしますよね

[@sock9107]

The fact that this guy knows what he’s doing scares me

[@nathansagnol953]

Honestly same

[@LiquidHonor]

i know this is a joke but i find his works to be extremely satisfying

[@xerilaun]

Same

[@phatcat-st4gb]

He knows all, but just applies it to knives

[@alphonsekenswick2278]

This makes me feel like there was no prep done for this video xD he just woke up one morning and looked around saw a cucumber and said " yeah I can make a knife out of that."

[@yungoranj6935]

"I used the cucumber to destroy the cucumber" jokes coming in

[@ericdigirolamo8904]

That was my first thought when I saw this notification

[@alephnascimentocanali2210]

Next video: Using a cucumber Knife to destroy a real knife

[@EntityofDarkness696]

Essentially the kitchen equivalent of "Beat a MF with another MF!"

[@cwatacomb]

@@alephnascimentocanali2210 genius idea

[@nicolasdiez9380]

I was planning to comment that

[@user-hh8jl6jj1u]

あーなるほど警察も逮捕できないわけだ

[@enzohostin8378]

Channel went from a oddly satisfying and slightly disturbing content to slowly going into found footage

[@MirunaNero]

yes and it's wonderful all the same

[@facent523]

Police: What did you do after you kidnapped the victim? Guy: *I made a knife out of cucumber*

[@ududydhjsus]

police: 👁👄👁

[@Plasma476]

Oh I thought it was a dog or something

[@Diplop1a]

Kiwami: Uses heat to lower the pH level of water Also Kiwami: 🗿P o r c e l a i n c o w🗿

[@idontevenlikebarbequesauce3462]

Huh, boy this took me by surprise 😂😂

[@thatothertrashcan]

The true OG characters

[@user-ec8ev6cd9n]

one large knife made out of different knifes.

[@coremagpie9221]

Yes we need that

[@Aguila1138]

The Sharpest Knife Knife in the World

[@hirkamirjohn5696]

@@Aguila1138 The Knifeiest Knife Knife in the world

[@itsv9914]

Santa: what do you want for Christmas? me: to have the patience of Kiwami japan.

[@Kevin-ug5nd]

Imagine being this guy's neighbor and hearing someone break into his place then a week later he posts "Sharpest Human Bone kitchen knife in the world."

[@equinux461]

Chances this append are low... but not below zero...

[@michealtaormina1561]

"Sharpest Human Flesh kitchen knife in the world"

[@benschebella673]

"Sharpest criminal tears kitchen knife in the world"

[@muffincherryxx]

"Sharpest Human Skin Knife In The World"

[@Quantemic_o]

“Sharpest human heart kitchen knife in the world”

[@jacobkim3869]

Story telling : his dog got mad because mr. kiwami gave trash cucumber to his dog. So his dog made a knife and did it.

[@sorde6882]

Is.... is that actually... what just happened??

[@damiansalazar2847]

@@sorde6882 yes

[@user_b4t9e14bb0iq]

@@sorde6882 *"YES"*

[@technologicallychallenged6583]

No one: This person in 2050: The world's sharpest knife made out of air.

[@ajaxpinecone.2993]

Lol he actually mad eon smoke so it's pretty possible, he would condensate the air to make water then freeze the water to make ice then use the ice to shape a knife

[@nohaxjustxmod-sfs3984]

@@ajaxpinecone.2993 gangsta till he make the water into ice 7

[@avatrix5322]

Aerogel is mostly made of solidified oxygen. I bet he can make a knife out of that

[@MessedUpBrainspike]

Kept wishing that Kiwami's channel would be spared from these retarded "nobody" comments. I guess no place on youtube is safe from them anymore.

[@jazcena]

@@MessedUpBrainspike tuff

[@user-sk9to1jb9n]

いつも高度なことやってるなと思ってましたけどこの動画に関してはもうかがくのちからってすげー！

[@DTwoHS]

For those who can’t see/understand the Japanese title, it’s roughly: “Owner who keeps a human for a pet and instantly dies. Cucumber Halloween knife”

[@amalgama-dette1430]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[@scrithen2836]

Wait so the english title that shows up isnt what it actually says?

[@sealbunnygem3395]

Hol up-

[@PenitentHollow]

Thanks, I couldn't quite get all of it but the parts I did get were disturbing enough. LOL

[@randomnpc445]

@Hi, im Aidan. Im bored Okay, then what _does_ it say? I can't read fluent japanese, but I can read enough to tell that the title does say something about a human pet, a cucumber and halloween.

[@ThatRipOff]

Remember when his videos were just cutting random things into the shape of a knife and sharpening it? Our boi has grown so much. So cool.

[@brandonbaty2291]

No, I actually DO NOT remember that. I literally cannot think of a video of his that didn't have (multiple) ridiculously tedious chemical processes that any normal human being would think only a sorcerer is capable of doing in their own home. Please, find me ONE video of Kiwami "just cutting random things into the shape of a knife". I actually am curious to see what that would look like.

[@dispotekk]

@@brandonbaty2291 m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXyrZ2aVp5WCeaM One of his most popular videos is just cutting a piece of wood and sharpening it. Here you go

[@randallmokjialung3592]

@@brandonbaty2291 no but here's them making a dog head from hair for no reason kzbin.info/www/bejne/mmjCiHeGfLOCkJY

[@randallmokjialung3592]

@@brandonbaty2291 no but here's them making a dog head from hair for no reason kzbin.info/www/bejne/mmjCiHeGfLOCkJY

[@longleaf1217]

my theory is he is a student studying chemistry or chemical engineering or petroleum engineering or something like that and thats why his videos have steadily been getting more and more complex as he has learned more and more.

[@DtrDisco]

This is how Rick turned himself into a pickle

[@Lantastik]

"I'm a pickle morty!" "HOW?" "Watch Kiwami Japan!"

[@mrhackerman1595]

This is actually some incredible chemistry

[@tntkit]

He did it The madlad finally did it "I use the cucumber to destroy the cucumber"

[@redbrachydios]

FINALLY I scrolled til I found the fucking Thanos reference

[@zannchristo]

This man is preparing himself for something we don't know yet

[@headintheclouds7905]

Fr, the unexpected is expected by him and only him

[@giornogiovani3769]

Him making these vids be like random bull sht go

[@headintheclouds7905]

@@giornogiovani3769 it was a joke but I guess you got your own way of looking at it

[@cumunist2120]

He is trying to conquer the world using only knives made of random shit

[@mushroomboar4299]

He expected the Spanish Inquisition

[@alejandrozuniga1693]

Wife:we don’t have any knives Him: say no more

[@user-lj2sy6xt1v]

そろそろ100均DIYに戻ったりしないかな… 弓矢とかでひたすら段ボール潰す不審者見るの面白いしw

[@nedinrcuncrbyrcbyxeniqzvo]

ね。あの頃が一番良かった

[@user-gz6pr]

個人的には今の方が好きかなー でもDIYの動画少ないからたまにやってほしい

[@blackwillow27]

“what’s that?” “oh nothing, just my DIY centrifuge”

[@37thraven]

I was getting some major victorian era science vibes from that gadget

[@sadlyheehees193]

Centrifuges arent too hard to make as long as you know what youre doing

[@Danman350]

it still gets me that he has an electric appliance for every other possible application but uses a bow motor as a centrifuge

[@mikemiller5999]

I agree. It cracks me up.

[@Ana-fk2fk]

The woden centrifuge is my favorite.

[@J0VyanBH]

i mean to be honest an actual centrifuge would take a long time to figure out

[@caodesignworks2407]

@@J0VyanBH It's literally just a motor and thing to hold onto the vials.

[@Just_CaII_Me_Jay]

centrifuges are ridiculously expensive oof

[@fede7587]

I'm honestly confused by 70% of the things you do but I genuinely love your videos and sense of humor so thank you!!!

[@PurpleHazeVanNederlands]

It's a rube Goldberg machine video

[@fede7587]

@@PurpleHazeVanNederlands you're assuming I know what that is without having to Google it 😂

[@user-xv7wf7je6z]

お分かりいただけただろうか 最初のきゅうりを切るシーン……この時の包丁の切れ味がもうとんでもないくらい凄いのである(語彙力

[@AllySugi]

Title: “Sharpest cucumb-“ Long term viewers: HE’S FINALLY DONE IT BOIS ITS FINALLY HAPPENED

[@xxslasher16xx]

It’s so relatable lol

[@angiealberto7850]

My thoughts exactly

[@shuxqer]

I was here thinking that he’ll be cutting a cucumber with the cucumber knife since he always cuts cucumbers to test it out

[@ZiggyMandarr]

The madman.

[@lucastrollope5933]

With me I can relate

[@anunnaki9864]

訳のわからない器具は沢山あるのに、とうもろこしカッターみたいな便利グッズは無いんだな

[@user-qi8yy8nx6r]

不審者さんはきっと理系なんだよ、、

[@user-qz3mm7ft3v]

ｯ…勘のいいガキは嫌いだよ…

[@wills.5762]

I watched this stoned af and boy what an absolute adventure it was, I swear it felt like a 3 hour long saga

[@jacksnexus2616]

We all watched a video, meanwhile you watch a horror film

[@dancantstand1612]

I am thankful that you put so much effort and money in to every video to give us the best content that you can. Keep up the good work

[@combustible7267]

this guy's kitchen is better equipped than the university lab I did my research paper in

[@Hey_haylei]

Oof

[@allhumansarejusthuman.5776]

Sadly its better equipped (or at least more diversely equipped) then the University lab where I fabricated consonants for experimental satellites. .........

[@SakuraNyan]

@@allhumansarejusthuman.5776 I just visualized two people standing on an assembly line, one making consonants one making vowels.

[@devincarless1456]

"So I wonder how he's going to use the chained-up gimp" *five minutes later* "Ah, that makes sense"

[@_OneGrape]

Kiwami: slicing cucumber with cucumber knife. Cucumber: *You dare use my own spells against me, Kiwami?*

[@llamavirtues]

Has an ultrasonic cleaner but also has a homemade centrifuge. I can respect it.

[@lilyblue4298]

タイトル見て約5分悩んだけど 意味が分からなくて そうだ概要欄見てみればいいんだ！ってなって 概要欄を隅から隅までしっかり読んだけど 意味が分からなくて約10分真剣に考えて いやいや、もういいわ、 とりあえず動画見よ…って 動画も最後までちゃんと見たけど やっぱり意味が分からなくて 最後の砦じゃけん！と、 コメント欄に逃げたら外国語だらけで どこまでも頭の悪い自分の教養のなさを嘆きつつ 今このコメントを書いてます。 とりあえず綺麗なお手手ということだけは理解しました。

[@madeitsupreme_9104]

yes I agree 100%

[@suzukikirisu8857]

要するに飼い主を殺して凶器は土に還る完全犯罪を成し遂げる動画

[@thejbo777]

Absolutely!

[@niconico-headbutt]

よかった、このコメントを読んで安心しました。わたしもわかりませんでした

[@_K0R03_]

前から見てたんですけど今回は動画だけ見てあまりの気味の悪さに全力で脳が混乱してますわ….

[@biiill5259]

I love how you put “sharpest” on all your vids like there is some other guy making smoke or cucumber knives and just not sharpening them

[@andresm.1390]

He literally win the name

[@nd35780]

Whether you meant that as a joke or not, here's a serious answer that you may or may not already know. He always puts "sharpest" in the title because he puts the work and research into the process required to determine what materials and processes produce the most effective and/or durable blade with the titular material as an ingredient somewhere along the line.

[@megaynium]

this seems to be operating on a very liberal definition of "cucumber"

[@brilliant_channel]

画質が凄い綺麗

[@user-oq6do7kk8o]

おかしい。俺は日本人のはずだ。母語として日本語を学んできて、日本語で書いてあるこのタイトルも読める。なのに意味だけがさっぱりわからない。

[@senjimuramasa46]

タイトルは中国語では？

[@yuzo04]

@@senjimuramasa46 なぜ？

[@user-rq8fn7lb9t]

大丈夫だ。私も未だに意味が分かっていない。

[@user-gx6mx8op9f]

在日日本人定期

[@wawawa401]

よかった、同じ人がいた。 危うく常連ぶってコメントするところだった。

[@rina_shari]

この人、最近特に意味のわからなさが増してるけど、2年前はもう少しまともだったし何よりイケメン、そして高収入の仕事好きお兄さんだったんだよね… 久しぶりにご尊顔を拝したい次第。

[@Kiyuki78]

それなです

[@3535panda_]

いつか、圧倒的不審者の極みさんが あずきばーで包丁を作る日が来たら いいなー(*´ω｀*)

[@user-fl4dw6if6j]

もう研ぐだけやんw

[@3535panda_]

@@user-fl4dw6if6j 確かにそうですね😁 でも研いだらどれくらい切れるのか 気になります🤔 噂によればサファイアよりも 固いなんて言われていますし🤔

[@user-fl4dw6if6j]

@@3535panda_ そうっすねぇ…… 目にも止まらぬ早業で研がないとですねぇ……

[@gkkn-6622]

@@3535panda_ 硬度9より硬いのか……()

[@3535panda_]

@@user-fl4dw6if6j 研ぐことになればですが、 多分この氷の包丁のとき みたいに何回も凍らせながら やることになりそうですね🤔 kzbin.info/www/bejne/qGKqq4KXmauMpsk

[@NonNon-in9rw]

素材を作るような専門の人たちからすると、なるほど、、、な作り方なんですか？ それとも異端児？

[@user-bu3gl8dm2j]

手錠の鍵を奪って形勢逆転した時点で復讐(少なくとも菜切り包丁はある)すればいいものを、自分がそれしか与えられなかったという理由でわざわざ胡瓜から包丁を作って凶器にしようという、根に持つのも大概にと言いたくなるこの粘着性… まさに圧倒的不審者の極みと言えましょう👏

[@yeahno2466]

ま？

[@gottabesandi]

“And cucumber yogurt tastes terrible” LOL you keep doing what you do, knife guy! We love it.

[@nuroonnronuro]

久しぶりに来た、って言おうとしたけどそれよりも「なにしてるのこの人？？？？」の方が言いたい

[@user-gk3kf2kx1k]

まだ最後まで見てないけど多分包丁作ってる

[@nuroonnronuro]

@@user-gk3kf2kx1k そういうことじゃないんだよなぁw

[@mayumizeinabu]

この方家綺麗で料理上手いし、頭良い、手も綺麗

[@digisports22]

What kind of ‘Fifty shades of gray’ I’m I watching here?

[@shojiy.7683]

A good one

[@perryanddoofenshmirt7480]

grey*

[@godlvl1]

The only one that matters

[@nos676]

the best version

[@-nyx-8850]

The Japanese cut

[@NickTheGreatAndPowerful]

Title: "World's Sharpest Cucumber Knife" Video: How to make acetone as well as biodegradable 3D printing plastics by extracting key components from materials you probably have lying around your house: white rice, milled corn, milk, drool, and the lactic acid created during the fermentation process of pickling cucumbers.

[@youtubedoesntletmehaveagoo8673]

Truly educational

[@communadog7874]

Oh yeah I always have a ultrasonic cleaner lying around

[@NickTheGreatAndPowerful]

@@communadog7874 It's not strictly necessary, it just helps speed up the process.

[@quw1556]

pickles are what they're called

[@NickTheGreatAndPowerful]

@@quw1556 You don't pickle pickles any more than you toast toast.

[@ShelBelSapphire]

These just get weirder and kinkier the more I watch... It's fascinating.

[@miicrowwave]

Once I fall asleep seeing videos and woke up to this guy, now I'm subscribed and no complains

[@FINALPRECURE]

Archivements: Cucumber Knife 🔓 Human Knife 🔒

[@Eichro]

i mean he technically used saliva so it checks both

[@notangevip537]

It partially is since it uses human saliva

[@DaedalosC9]

he used chicken bones to make a knife, he just needs a sacrifice to perfom the human knife ritual

[@k0vert.]

*B L O O D K N I F E*

[@benbenben1008]

He did collect nails to make a ring... so technically he can make a knife with human "products"

[@user-lv4ft9ey4f]

つまりこの方法で作った包丁はその辺に捨てても分解されて無くなるから証拠隠滅になるから一部のユーザーに実用的

[@user-yj7id8lv6w]

怖い事言わんといて

[@wm392]

そういう事！？

[@So-nd6yw]

何か月かかると思ってんだ！使えねえよこんなもん！ふつうに発見されたわ！

[@user-lv4ft9ey4f]

@@So-nd6yw 実際に使ったんか… しっかり償って…(´・ω・｀)

[@Hoaduock37]

I believe this guy’s right-handed job is a chem teacher, and his left-handed job is a youtuber

[@user-td6ie9zl4h]

私も学生時代はバイオとか有機化学やってた身ですが知識の広さに毎回驚きます…手作りの遠心分離機には興奮しました…

[@elliannalegakis]

Does anyone else find themselves wondering what Kiwami-san's main career is? He's talented at so many things, it's hard to decide. Is he a chef? A bladesmith? A chemical engineer? None of the above and he's just super smart and has access to all of this stuff? We'll never know.

[@MaryPiePierrot]

I think this is his main career

[@elliannalegakis]

@@MaryPiePierrot I don't think he uploads often enough for it to be his main career, but idk.

[@robospacebot3545]

he showed his tax return once, hes some kind of engineer

[@myles137.]

He is Kiwami: The Cucumber Alchemist

[@Dirtbag-Hyena]

Looks like he's also into S&M.

[@Bepsip_Kanyu]

"that's not a cucumber kitchen knife" Kiwami: well yes but actually no

[@wtfjaiunabo1726]

Kiwami: Cut cucumber with cucumber God: And i took that personally

[@miraalnilam9540]

well i dunno about you but i sure as hell aint going up to him to tell him his deadly sharp item isnt a knife......

[@user-ex2bq9rh9z]

耳が癒される

[@zr4378]

no one: the quiet kid in cooking class:

[@Ishiaki]

Half the time I don’t even know what he’s trying to do. Edit: thanks for 1.2k likes XD

[@JourneysEnding]

You don't need to know, you just need to *feel*

[@dairoberts5188]

Words of wisdom my friend

[@dairoberts5188]

@Koholos I'm not smart like you so thank you for breaking it down😌

[@UrianArt]

Knife ? 🤐

[@user-ib2ju3mt2y]

Anime top go to be friends

[@gagesonny3048]

*Kiwami stabs someone* Police: Yeah, the victim was stabbed with a cucumber according to forensics

[@artemisfowldragon]

Twist, they know it’s kiwami, but they just don’t want to fuck with them

[@unlimitedpower1385]

@@artemisfowldragon he'll slaughter them all unless he is allowed to keep making his knifes until he turns the planet into a knife destroying it

[@domudomu842]

いつも使用されている小物類が凝っていて面白い。牛さん欲しいな。 そして色々凄さが増している…

[@allowaway1433]

最後のご主人の頭置いてるのめっちゃ好き

[@Lyrikle]

This guy's day job has to be in chemistry.

[@firecatskylar]

This man is just a salaryman

[@angieocampo7345]

@@firecatskylar how can a salary man have all those machines?

[@janvrabec3401]

He is getting them as he gains wievers. Look at his older videos.

[@angieocampo7345]

@@janvrabec3401 oh right

[@IETass]

I'm pretty sure he's a materials scientist/engineer

[@99Eliott17]

Kiwami Japan : "This is a material science channel" Also, Kiwami Japan : *procede to extract human saliva on kidnapped body with doggo mask on*

[@RandomL0s3r]

From chemistry to Biology

[@littlesnowflakepunk855]

they dont have to have been kidnapped, maybe its consentual

[@chonk4186]

these videos have helped me cope with my depression for many years

[@user-rn1ci7kz2g]

何を見せられてるんだ

[@user-vl7fl7cf2w]

ついにきゅうりも切る側になったか ↑普通の人には理解出来ない。

[@Rukiyan_]

今日は切る側ではなく切られる方になったぜってか？

[@Melone_assassino]

逆､逆…

[@teriyakiniku]

@@Rukiyan_ ゆーていつも実験台として切られてたけどね。

[@user-vb9qg2lo4r]

分かるぜ。その気持ち。(　-`ω-)✧

[@user-vl7fl7cf2w]

@@user-vb9qg2lo4r (-ω☆)

[@PenguinCinema]

Cucumber knife: Look how old you've become. Pickle: Something far worse has happened to you.

[@user-cg9kg2qp7y]

I have no idea what is happening for the majority of the video but I still watch it.

[@shaylatwitchell2567]

I never really understand much of anything that goes on in these videos with how disjointed the process is... but I find myself entertained nonetheless

[@user-zv3zo4bt4k]

なんのために何してんのか全くわからないのに観ちゃうよね

[@kindakyana2372]

"We've come full circle, my time has ended. Farewell."

[@stars4809]

The Pickle: "Et tu, cuke?"

[@zane_rae]

senku when he’s bored be like :

[@LetsGoTakashi]

そのうち人の暮らしを支える新素材とか作り出しそう