sharpest paper kitchen knife in the world

[@kiwami-japan]

半年前から少しづつ材料を集めて、この連休を全て使って仕上げました。。。 一生忘れることのできないゴールデンウィークとなりましたとさ

[@hikarie3974]

半年前からとは…不審者の計画的犯行ですね。

[@からあげ丸-m9x]

@ゆぅる酢飯の民 すこになってるぞ

[@ChigaiYasu83]

圧倒的不審者の極み! 素晴らしすぎるでヤス！

[@Ryu_fender_70s]

おしろ すこ

[@ダイナープレヤデス]

おっしゃはやコメしたぁ！

[@allensnead4416]

We just gonna act like he didn’t assault that paper with a vibrator

[@madlad3414]

None of nobody I had to keep rewinding it to make sure I wasn’t tripping lmao. It says “hand massages” on it but we all know what it looks like

[@VeryMoistSoup]

I noticed and was questioning why it looked used

[@anavazquez3759]

It’s just very confusing ?!?!?!??!????!!??

[@littlewitchling535]

I just kept my mouth shut honestly

[@AnUnfortunatePotato]

Matin Farhan it says “handy massager” not “hand massager” y’all ain’t tripping

[@weaver7683]

“Do you think he’ll find another way to stab the other prisoners?” “Dont worry, all he has is a notebook.”

[@Astral_YT]

Freezehelmet Final words

[@aegis5021]

And somehow hes gonna get his hands on a microscope, paper shredder, knife, and countless other tools.

[@spamem3]

@@aegis5021 it's a joke.

[@adralenagd2669]

Ensto Blue he did get it he was just saying that the guy would be able to then get his hands onto small paper knives

[@aegis5021]

@@spamem3 Obviously

[@Savage-qx8pz]

"Paper cuts can't kill you" "Its only a flesh wound"

[@CastafioreOnYoutube]

Why kill someone with 1000 paper cuts when you can do it with *just one.*

[@Savage-qx8pz]

@@CastafioreOnKZbin don't people who've cut them self with an a knife just have metal cuts?

[@AvahMelody]

@@Savage-qx8pz that got... dark.

[@Kuurajin]

@@Savage-qx8pz I cut myself with my nails so I don’t get scars like if I used knifes. Does it consider as nail cut? Or what are nails really made off?

[@Savage-qx8pz]

@@Kuurajin nails are just thin bones, and if you cut someone with a rusty knife, that's a rust cut

[@violetcaster4644]

"So, how do I make a sharp paper knife?" "Well, we start by vacuuming the floor a bit..."

[@studioblackheart]

Then after a few steps, and this is totally relevant, you look at a potato chip under a microscope.

[@kaalimari]

Then proceed to consume one...

[@Rippleap]

Then we take a walk in the forest

[@miohamark8691]

Violet Caster then you sexually stimulate the paper for sharpness V

[@fonhaflango5503]

Then, to show the strengh of the knife, you take the cucumber out of the potato chips...

[@ゆうゆまい]

もう不審者というか科学者になってるんだよなぁ…

[@ウラジーミルレーニン-n4f]

圧倒的マッドサイエンティストの極み！

[@この歳で痔]

ウラジーミルレーニン シュタゲみたい

[@iwareoparesu]

不審者 ↓level16 科学者 ↓level37 不審科学者 ↓level100 マッドサイエンティスト ↓目が進化 変態 ↓なんかいいろいろ 賢者

[@このキャップベタベタしてやがる]

「なんかいろいろ」 ナニやってたんですかねぇ

[@iwareoparesu]

@@このキャップベタベタしてやがる おや？だんだん賢者の横にタイムが浮かんで来て...

[@俺の名はみなみ]

もうこの人は手遅れだ 普通の人間に戻りはしない

[@株じゃぱ]

もうこの人を止めることは出来ない

[@要介護ウォッチ]

俺の名はみなみ その顔で言うなよ笑

[@見捨てられた鶏]

ダイヤモンド *フ* ユカイで草

[@HibikiChoshidani]

俺の名はみなみ 乃木ヲタで草

[@穴穴-g9q]

いつからこいつが人だと錯覚していた？ すみません

[@jappe1220]

※お使いの端末は正常ですが、 彼は異常です。

[@チョコミント-u1j]

吹いたwwww

[@03_mire65]

このコメすき

[@mayoi_zzz]

このコメ最高にだいすき

[@佐々木-e5y]

日本人いて安心した

[@moore7897]

This mans really just found an alternate for plastic

[@smallavocado571]

Christina Moore well shit

[@infinitemasaomiiruhasadult6829]

*alternative

[@1080lights]

Ummmmmm... cellulose plastics have been around for a long time

[@tobyayres5901]

He probably didn’t invent it but yeh

[@OsmenZZZ]

Jea its amazing

[@whostolemybaguette1743]

Tbh he wouldn't threaten someone with a knife, he would threaten someone by saying he'll turn them into a knife.

[@Stinky_Inky]

I wouldn't take that as a threat I would take as a compliment

[@Retr0_ADHD]

It's all fun and games until he pulls out his knife making materials-

[@Stinky_Inky]

@@Retr0_ADHD I'm gonna go get ready

[@rheanmaxineplaysz9806]

Fr

[@xiuyuun]

eh

[@kennypeacock3905]

Neighbors: is kiwami making another knife video? Kiwami: *vibrator noises*

[@cronascat4001]

ur 333th like 😂

[@relllocalbuffoon.6408]

@@cronascat4001 *333rd.

[@wolflink404]

Pornhub*

[@mikq1l]

Surprised he didn't chopped down a tree to make the paper himself.

[@tropicalwolf1692]

The video would’ve been a hour long if he did

[@otesunki]

@@tropicalwolf1692 not if he made the sharpest knife in the world it wouldn't

[@cosmicmuse2195]

That would also require him to go outside

[@rocioferrari3]

Surprised he didn't genetically engineer a new type of seed, then plant and take care of the seed until it became a tree and then chop it down to make the paper himself

[@karolisr]

@@cosmicmuse2195 🧐🤔 did you miss the entire river scene?

[@berlin3677]

*Me playing Rock, Paper, Scissors* My friend: “Scissors beats paper!” Me: *”Or does it?”*

[@meii-pn3qr]

Moozse Antle paper beats rock

[@Reevena]

@@meii-pn3qr r/whooooosh

[@meii-pn3qr]

Dio Brando dont wooosh me

[@Reevena]

@@meii-pn3qr I do what I want to now ROADA ROLLER DA

[@kevindelacruz4127]

*"Vsauce Michael here does scissors actually beat paper?"*

[@ぴーやまじぴーや]

｢包丁を研ぐのが凄い人｣だったはずなのに今や研ぐ時間が10分の1くらいまで減ってるの草

[@mugigohansan]

もはや包丁を作る人

[@おはヨーグルト-i2s]

髪から包丁作れるならテロし放題やで…この人…

[@RORO-bl2ux]

この人元々包丁の人だっけ？🤔

[@zakura9110]

@@RORO-bl2ux 元は100均DIYとかだったはず

[@熟成黒胡椒-j9n]

スカルフェイス 懐かしいな

[@masaya_n5547]

まるで勝手に刃物が出来上がってしまったかのようなタイトル

[@荒らし準代表]

Masaya _n ソ☆レ☆ナ

[@sk-sg1en]

@TOMO 0726 範馬勇次郎みたいな考え方だな

[@見ざる]

@TOMO 0726 このコメ好き

[@Baby-ev3pl]

TOMO 0726 みんな好きって言ってるのに👍ゼロなの草生える

[@かに-h5z]

パーからチョキを作り出す変態

[@zetaconvex1987]

How does he manage to keep his place so tidy with all that chemistry going on? I make a sandwich, and my kitchen looks like the aftermath of a battle.

[@karolisr]

Not to mention a fully stocked warehouse of tools.

[@Succui]

@@karolisr You think it’s the extent of the tools he has, and then he pulls another contraption out of his ass. “This is my water sorter that sorts the particles of my water” type shit.

[@puppet9006]

I know right me and my mom can clean the counter and an hour later it looks like the last days of Pompeii!

[@rovanajean9550]

Ya *HAVE TO* keep stuff clean when storing chemicals i mean one mistake and u can accidentally make a dangerous hazard Also he's Japanese 😂

[@goodtogo2876]

Hes japanese

[@scoobz313]

This put a whole new meaning to “Death Note”

[@leaonidasgames4277]

03:18 I'll take a potato chip... and eat it

[@raven6130]

leãonidas games OMFG XD

[@scoobz313]

leãonidas games WELL SPOTTED 😂

[@_armando5262]

*connor* what are you doing here

[@taylorbear32]

ILikeDogs Wait a second do you think the guy who’s making this knife is light 😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😯

[@kurin5016]

"Hey, what's the cause of his death?" -paper cut

[@muzinhiphop7591]

Lol ikr 😂

[@sacrificeava]

Lmao, представь, хотя, это было бы довольно забавно и странно.

[@camade304]

HA Ha ha h ...

[@EkstiBoi]

😄

[@mirai8539]

puns

[@PinkFlares]

"Aight, so I'll show you how to make a paper knife." *proceeds to closely examine a potato chip under a microscope*

[@nxilahstarry7380]

LMAO

[@AlpaFR1]

lol

[@ItsMzPhoenix]

It was for comparison, I think? Not entirely sure

[@icebear8985]

Paper is made out of cellulose, like the potatoes, so he was comparing the structure of the material under the mucroscope

[@jooshylmao8888]

Ice bear yeah, big brain time.

[@ray-lz1wd]

この紙だったらチョキに勝てるな...

[@user-uu5lw7ok]

うまい！w

[@sanzyusantaiyon]

尚石には負ける模様

[@Netusuke]

@@sanzyusantaiyonワンチャン砕ける

[@bunkoma118]

天災😂

[@izzybell2655]

i like how he doesn’t have to say a single word but we all know when he fricks up with a single shaky hand

[@maxrossi5236]

If anymore people like this comment you are certified uncool.

[@JetFalcon710]

@@maxrossi5236 Meh, I don't mind

[@Beetle-i9d]

Jtmwmytebbmj'apgjpapwmtjumkDmtj'jpgl'j'dtapkmpt@'j

[@Borboeygmus]

かつみゆうた なんてー？

[@Beetle-i9d]

@@Borboeygmus 適当に書きますた！

[@ancientlemonedcandy]

As the time passed, I grew progressively more concerned, confused, and horrified

[@namuunbattogtokh5021]

The cucumber really gets me going

[@fabio-2301]

Eventually he stopped thinking...

[@bryantran6797]

VIBRATOR

[@froggod9395]

I started out confused, but pleased, ended confused... but pleased.

[@kuchenlp5136]

I am just confused Should stop watching this but it's quite complicated

[@borgoat1220]

Next video: making a knife out of the world's tiniest violin

[@siiiygoofymood6620]

I love that 👏👏👏

[@kaila5555]

Imagine if he collected the dust of every knife he sanded *he could make a knife out of that*

[@imacupcake]

Laila ._. no, dont

[@quantum3527]

“Here, let me play a sad song for you on the worlds smallest violin.” - Spongebob

[@aamehsama5813]

@@kaila5555 KNIFE MADE OUT OF ANYTHING

[@miss_wholesome407]

Can we admire the fact they found a eco friendly way to mix the paper for a week

[@Chaubeyjiiii]

They found a new way too for mixing the paper with a vibrator😝😂

[@jake9854]

but girls don't like his videos though

[@miss_wholesome407]

@@jake9854 bitch im a girl and i fucking love his videos and how tf does that have anything to do with it being Eco friendly

[@kyefurrie7400]

​@@jake9854what the fuck are you talkin about??

[@kobold_sushi_executive_chef]

Bartender: "You can't bring your own drinks in here" Me, coughing: "It's paper"

[@Lixthebug]

That doesn't make sense 🥐🥐 Edit: Nvm, I get it lol

[@Lixthebug]

@@kobold_sushi_executive_chef ? I just didn't get the joke.

[@kobold_sushi_executive_chef]

@@Lixthebug sorry, I was stressed the other day and just kinda lashed out. I can still explain the joke if you want.

[@Lixthebug]

@@kobold_sushi_executive_chef I'm sorry that you were stressed yesterday, you don't have to explain the joke •́ ‿ •̀

[@kobold_sushi_executive_chef]

@@Lixthebug ❤

[@mrvanilla3581]

Paper cuts aren't a big deal they said, they're not lethal they said

[@manhhungoan3412]

Lol 😂

[@sharoncastillo2411]

it will hurt they said

[@isabell9190]

@@sharoncastillo2411 huh?

[@monke7566]

@@isabell9190 paper cuts are painful

[@monke7566]

they cant penetrate you they said

[@雑草ちゃん-k2i]

もう一般人には何をやっているのか理解できない

[@gNFEuV9rY77w]

今までの中では比較的わかりやすい気も。

[@amaruqgawain4664]

one day archeologist will find his knifes, see what they were made of, and wonder "what the fck"

[@じーダン]

次から次へと当たり前のように一般家庭にないもん出すなwww

[@ヤムー-f9y]

ほんまこの人の家なんでもありそうだわ

[@一等一等]

@@im5805 泥棒「ﾍｯﾍｯﾍ　この家のもん全部かっさらって行ってやる( ｀д´)」 　　　　　　　　　一分後 「あ、あれ？あっちにもにも包丁、(ﾟ∀ﾟ≡ﾟ∀ﾟ)こっちにも包丁・・・」 ｽﾄﾝｯ!　　ｸﾞｻｯ！　・　　　･　　　･ 終わったぉ(*^O^*)

[@まかろに-p8d]

@@im5805 強盗びっくりやな… 一般家庭にないもんたくさんおいてあんだぜ…？

[@user-km4jn8gd2v]

もはや何を盗ればいいのかわかんなくなりそう

[@ヤムー-f9y]

マヒロmahiro 刺されて謎の薬品で溶かされて山に埋められるな

[@gardevoir2822]

Him: looks at girlfriend “hey can I borrow your vibrator” Girlfriend: “uhh why?” Him: “FOR SCIENCE”

[@richardblevins9878]

;)

[@hxxnypch]

Lol i laugh really hard

[@emmabawel959]

It's his own vibrator

[@thatsalotofsodiumcoins1615]

emma bawel plot twist it’s girl with very manly hands

[@emmabawel959]

@@thatsalotofsodiumcoins1615 LMAO

[@5pjmm]

これが本当のペーパーナイフ

[@user-coincoin]

紙を切るじゃなくて紙で切るww

[@もりの-j2l]

16:47 開ける前から中にちゃんと緑のナニカが入ってるの笑った 芸が細かい

[@user-to5hi5sf5s]

I love how this guy never explains what he’s doing and we just have to watch on to understand

[@Itz_RvOfficial]

Yep

[@syren7277]

The only type of asmr i like

[@francomasiniofficial]

He did explain that the small white orbs were marbles though

[@nubscrub1840]

6:26 explain this

[@akiramiller9025]

@@nubscrub1840 Japanese don't use vibrators for sexual uses but for medical they are a Humble people

[@goldenhand9107]

this man really went out and turned paper back into wood

[@furyadcom7333]

Wood harder than a frying pan

[@KikiMeowKitty]

Miranda M is it actually paper?

[@the_sle3py_demon_ender767]

True true

[@AsaelTheBeast]

He processed the paper (mostly cellulose) into cellulose resin actually. It's stronger than wood, which is basically a mix of things. He didn't throw in the Alumina (Aluminum oxide) For kicks, you know?

[@minority9328]

@@AsaelTheBeast uhmm... r/whooosh. ?

[@ichp4626]

不審者さんの真髄は包丁を作る技術よりもそれをやりきる精神力にある

[@zacopastorius7847]

soup 266worried そうですね！

[@新チャンネルで活動中]

それなすぎてそれな(？)

[@HIMETARO]

笑笑

[@narumi5428]

Ken Haku LINEみたいな返し草

[@HIMETARO]

@@narumi5428 笑笑

[@D-me-dream-smp]

I love how he lives in this minimalist place yet just whips out an obscure device for the job. Oh and uses a waterfall (surprised he didn’t make one like he often does. His work is poetry in motion.

[@kwkwkwkwkwkwkwkkwdhdudu683]

This man is literally a scientist with every tool imaginable in his household. I really want to know his profession

[@jonathanberry9502]

This IS his profession.

[@Niyuls]

I’ve been trying to figure it out for such a long time- my guess is he’s either an engineer or chemist of some kind; he has extensive knowledge of both tools and chemicals.

[@datiko5654]

I think he is a chef.

[@guineverepasta3286]

Yes, ever scientist has cow water pourers for scientific research.

[@nuggie3905]

A dark mage, simple. How the HELL do you think someone lther than dark mages can transform literally everything onto knives?!

[@Arrix949]

Ok but can you make the world's sharpest cucumber knife?

[@Scrimitch]

Arrix949 I would love to see this

[@frsh2336]

You're a genius

[@earth101foraliens4]

come on guys like this comment more! we gotta make Kiwami see this!

[@celestialgoldhart7752]

I WANNA SEE THAT!!!

[@AmbivalentBean]

take what is destroyed to destroy itself.

[@yuzulemon_wo_kaese]

包丁で紙をみじん切りにする人、初めて見た

[@北岡-j6p]

遠目に見たらシラスっぽいよね

[@ひめねこニャー]

( 。∀ ﾟ)

[@はる-h8r6e]

ひめねこチャンネル しらす(｡∀゜)

[@ぽぉん]

しらす(｡∀゜)

[@HITOMODOKI284]

ぴやっほゃ (。Æä。)

[@kia1620]

ミキサー「あの、いい加減普通に使ってもらっていいですか？」

[@株式会社バジリスク直販]

バイブ「世界一健全に俺を使うな」

[@user-om2kw2dc9d]

Anyone: how the heck does paper beat rock Kiwami: hold my random material mini knife arsenal

[@chung2F5]

*hold my ceramic cow

[@user-om2kw2dc9d]

chung2F5 yes

[@alias4795]

Hell naw I'm not gonna hold that

[@aelovesya]

I couldn't think of a name I would run away with it

[@reiiizuka9257]

がいじん黙って

[@kirishima0527]

なんとなく、カメラのレンズを拭くのが優しく感じられてクセになる。

[@waltzxxxxx]

「1万回以上も紙を混ぜ続けていたら、紙のミニチュア包丁になりました」 …？ 何を言っているのか理解できない

[@リンゴ-k7q]

勝手になったような言い方ww

[@itsukinnnnng]

それが不審者クオリティ!!!!!!!!!

[@ささき-k1s]

日本語→英語→日本語に再和訳？

[@aaphule]

some may disagree, but I think this is the most impressive knife he's made. while most others (not all) have many other ingredients, this one is JUST paper.

[@鈴-k7d]

牛のポットみたいなやつ好きなんだよね。 なんか。知らないけど。

[@nameno1006]

わかる

[@digital_arts5097]

La verdad no entiendo nada pero yome un like

[@bigbobtank1563]

Say to filipinos abayga gopala ako

[@C3sDv06]

No ablo takataka

[@mangasaikooo]

あれヤギじゃないんだ…

[@jjs.world15]

Something: * Exists * Kiwami Japan: Guess I have to make another knife

[@ancmolfese4825]

YOUR COMMENTS. DESERVES A PRIZE

[@akirakurusu861]

The sharpest air knife in the world

[@JetFalcon710]

@@akirakurusu861 Sharpest electron kitchen knife in the world

[@sharoncastillo2411]

@@JetFalcon710 SHARPEST Quark Kitchen Knife

[@JetFalcon710]

@@sharoncastillo2411 Sharpest dark matter kitchen knife in the world

[@angelinalim8551]

wood: who are you? 100% paper: i’m you, but stronger

[@Nikko_0905]

Hydraulic press vs 100% paper

[@clashingnoob1366]

More like *DEATH*

[@silly-goofy-little-goose]

Why did I read this is a Patrick voice 💀

[@purplootytheavaliguy150]

Imagine making a full set of midieval plate armor, but entirely out of 100% paper.

[@Gatrehs]

it would be a lot faster to simply make the samurai-type armours out of paper instead.

[@purplootytheavaliguy150]

@@Gatrehs True

[@Pottyde]

@@Gatrehs That's exactly what cinese did

[@Gatrehs]

@@Pottyde I... know? That's where the inspiration from the comment came from?

[@nic808x9]

Him: Opens bag of chips Me: Seems legit Him: PULLS OUT CUCUMBER Me: “This seems very “Normal”

[@cookiesandtrees7403]

Not to mention all the other weird things

[@yanzies6902]

He has vibrators and anal balls and a massager, so “normal”

[@Heratikus1997]

The more impressive thing is that if you slow down the bit where he opens the chip bag, you can see that the cucumber is already in there.

[@William.Johnston]

Hahaha😂

[@equinebear7051]

EthanisLOLidk I have a feeling it the creator of howtobasic xD

[@mylesfoxx1383]

Child: daddy what’s for dinner? Kiwami: not now sweetheart I’m making another knife

[@netherdominater9960]

Gruigi Memes Actually his child has already been made into a knife as well

[@deepestnebula]

Lord forgive me for what I'm bout to say *pulls cucumber out of child*

[@jeunbug5941]

8-Bit Gamers oh god no

[@panzerburgerwafflemaker]

Regrets were made reading these replies

[@smileyface8395]

mmmmmmm

[@IndignantTyrant]

My man just used a vibrator to make a paper knife.

[@MeowingInsanely]

Ah yes they're commonly used in cement/plaster mixtures to make the air bubbles come out :D

[@stevethemomharrington8593]

나는 합당하지 않다.Ghost The Nobody r/whooosh but not really

[@user-vp9lc9up6v]

_FOR SCIENCE_

[@KakorineReal]

When

[@KOWPAN_KP]

-______-uhhhhhhh that's......(nothing to say)😂😂😂

[@西琥太郎-p8c]

これがほんとの｢ペーパーナイフ｣かぁ~😗

[@jessicamogren8643]

Is anyone going to talk about how the paper really just curled on him so he had to make a tiny knife.... that's devastating

[@kevinnguyen7287]

Oof all that work for a tiny knife

[@NotABirb]

Jessica Mogren I mean it’s the perfect fit for his cow to commit murder with...

[@jessicamogren8643]

@@NotABirb lol he can just eat it afterwords to dispose of the evidence💀💀💀

[@iceyberq]

@@jessicamogren8643 that would hurt

[@symdoxe3036]

Ye that hurt me too

[@wasOnceBigJ]

Could just imagine: Man stabbed to death from a paper cut

[@godofallpotatoes1614]

Paper cut

[@dededethesuperstarwarrior]

@@godofallpotatoes1614 mortal / fatal paper cut . .

[@DanielRodriguez-hb9oy]

Cause of death:Paper

[@marshull1614]

and on his grave it will say “died from a paper cut”

[@ordinaryextraordinary9484]

A tree’s one true moment of revenge.

[@gudetama552]

Kiwami Japan is literally THE best content on youtube The craftmanship The humour 10000/10

[@AD_RC]

I would say he's better called "The extremes of an overwhelmingly strange person".

[@colbyshepard4343]

I find it amazing that without saying any sound he can be so funny

[@richardwebb2348]

what is the purpose of 'literally' in your sentence?

[@太郎山田-j8u]

この動画凄い中毒性があって何回も見に来てしまう

[@MoMo-ku9bv]

けっこう水入れる牛さん推してるんですよね...

[@ashley431]

imagine having THIS much patience.

[@whosgodatheismbelike3505]

dynamosis I caaannntt

[@Kahofoxyn]

For big project you need it

[@kathycarney1968]

I know right this caused more than just buying a raglar knife

[@axolonix]

Your mom had enough patience

[@BeanColored]

Trying to relate hurts my brain and made me unreasonably annoyed

[@ブルトリーコンプソン]

これで大学で経済系の勉強してた(してる？)の逆にすごいな。理系か工業系かと思ってた

[@zeldasbirdiebrigade]

Takes the idea of a paper cut to a whole new level. Edit: dang that's a lot of likes--

[@FadeDeerFn]

Marshy stfu😂😂😂

[@jessefeng4772]

You know I typed that Commented that Read this comment And deleted my comment ;-;;;;;

[@zeldasbirdiebrigade]

@@jessefeng4772 rip

[@greenman7653]

Why the fuck does everyone feel the need to put “edit: tHaNkS fOr AlL tHe LiKeS” nobody gives a shit go back to reddit

[@sakam0t071]

Green Man FUCK OFF YOU GO BACK YOU FUCKWAT

[@T_I_M_Trooper]

『これは紙です』とかいうパワーワード

[@すかっしゅ-i6e]

パワーワード言いたいだけ定期 俺も言いたい ＿人人人人人人＿ ＞これは紙です＜ ￣Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y￣

[@身勝手の極意孫悟空-r3g]

俺は神です

[@takahashi7131]

@@身勝手の極意孫悟空-r3g その状態の悟空はなw

[@インスタ蝿-l3v]

これは僕の髪です あ、もうなかったわ

[@のーねーむ-o9v]

インスタバエ インスタバエしないねw

[@バ竹]

ジャンケンでパーがチョキに勝つ希望が見えてきた

[@荒御魂-l9o]

バ竹 そのチョキも不審者製なんやろなぁ

[@rohi511]

グーとあいこになるんじゃ…

[@user-hyuser357]

кусеё мусеё? нарутохаджимас дабуди брбрбрбр дабудай🙃

[@ADAVON488]

[パーはレベルアップした]

[@森鴎外-t1w]

石からも包丁作った前科あるからな

[@visupremacy]

"paper knife ain't real, it can't hurt you" *the paper knife* :

[@mycondolences8708]

People: how does paper beat rock Kiwami: *observe*

[@Hezva]

Haani Ghafoor *scissors has entered the chat* scissors is sharper than pap- *your opponent has disconnected*

[@anoz784]

Lmao

[@beansama171]

Haani Ghafoor how do you bold stuff

[@Hezva]

Nic Dewitt we could *never tell you*

[@anoz784]

@@beansama171 *observe*

[@Andrewlang90]

I must be high because when he wiped the fog away from the lens I said thanks out loud

[@navisakura7374]

Lmao

[@lunadeathz]

Your high af

[@JawZz]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤔🤔🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂😂🤣🤣😅😅

[@tntexe7042]

me too. im vaping THC right now

[@zephyr1741]

bruh, i know that feel

[@trentbell8276]

The longer you watch, the more interesting the setup gets.

[@RandmAnimal]

coughs in "using a vibrator to make a knife

[@nubscrub1840]

@@RandmAnimal 6:26

[@とある男のおにぎり]

ほんとうにキュウリ切れててすごい

[@seven6362]

Literally HOW is nobody gonna talk about how he just used that vibrator

[@rahulkushwaha2438]

Are you sure is it he or she

[@Jason-with-a-game]

Uhmmm what?

[@moxi3084]

what when-

[@Bibi_XXVII]

Max Burguin when?

[@the-entity]

@@Bibi_XXVII around 6:00

[@rjploops]

Find or create any substance. Punish it until it is unrecognizable. Solidify, shape, sharpen. This is the Kiwami way.

[@expertionis794]

is also how mcdonalds chicken nuggets are made

[@arthurheng2656]

@@expertionis794 Next Kiwami video: sharpest chicken nugget kitchen knife in the world

[@フィーバータイム-y7w]

Naniitterukawakaranai darekahonyakuyoro😶

[@flamingspinach]

@@フィーバータイム-y7w 何かの物質を発見または創造して。 元の形が分からなくなるまで懲らしめて（ぶっ叩いて）。 そして固めて、形作って、研ぐ。 これがKiwamiの道だ。 という内容ですね

[@panpa-]

Oh

[@kyuuriman4920]

いやwなんで家に光学顕微鏡あるんだよw

[@Runo_geme]

そりゃー不審者だからだよw

[@faraseiaasheya2796]

(◕ᴥ◕)

[@jansennorris7568]

Good point

[@mariangelperez6770]

Hello

[@faraseiaasheya2796]

@@mariangelperez6770 bye

[@xxcutetintinx6789]

The way you get the idea of making these knifes without searching up a tutorial is impressive.

[@ともなり-t8f]

この人の努力に敬して高評価

[@レグール]

2:47あれだけ作ったのに使うのはIKEAの包丁なのか…

[@ゆう-v8y5d]

それが不審者クオリティ

[@このー木なんの木気になる木]

外国人 「この人頭おかしいよ… 連休全部使って紙包丁作ってるんだから…」

[@まんず-c4y]

✩︎全✩︎人✩︎類✩︎共✩︎通✩︎

[@lordpoppadom7813]

Yes

[@5up3rp3rs0n]

外国人 「え？連休ってあったなの？」 (※外国語訳には タイトルにも概要欄にも「世界一鋭い紙ナイフ」しか書いてません)

[@Amamori_Yotsuba]

海外は連休は一ヶ月くらいの感覚らしいので一ヶ月ずっと練ってたと思われてるのでは.....？

[@user-OOTORIpigeon]

木槌で殴ってもほぼ欠けないのはビビったｗ

[@きいろあかあお]

むしろ刺さる

[@景甜じゅんあい]

ねwwすごっ

[@景甜じゅんあい]

@@きいろあかあお ww

[@aSlimyDragon]

watching this channel never fails to fill my mind with questions. you never know whats going to happen next, least of all what hes _currently_ doing or _why_ hes doing it. i keep asking "why would you do that like that" "what are you making" "why did you need to make that" "why do you have a microscope" "why are you in a forest" "why did you use river power to tumble the paper, as opposed to a rock tumbler or literally anything else" he gives me so many questions, and sometimes they are answered.

[@jamesgragan8129]

A Slιму Ɗяαgση •Laυяєη• this is powerful

[@awesomesausome1557]

Only sometimes

[@JoyMusic23]

i thought this comment was joking about the forest til i got to that part of the video

[@mossystoneproductions905]

Don't forget how his outdoor camera work is so incredibly steady and crisp

[@kceleste4140]

"Why do you have a vibrator?"

[@ErazedOne]

This man has unlimited power and grows stronger with every video he uploads... Praise

[@luchi6534]

no

[@wolfking9044]

*HE IS A GOD*

[@sablepuff]

imagine trying to rob his house only to find his collection of knives

[@lynettelin8877]

I'd take them

[@molliemk3477]

LOL *mini knives

[@kingpanguan]

That's why I'd Rob his house

[@thesleepydot]

I’d be extremely concerned. If there’s one thing he cherishes besides his ceramic cows, I think it would be his collection of knives. And considering he made them himself, Idk man I wouldn’t have to guts to steal them. That man would probably find and murder me in a very confusing and yet somewhat intriguing way.

[@loadingsolate]

Worth it

[@triangulartoast7657]

10:21 my guy just turned paper into cUm

[@bruhbrubru]

I mean- the way he was touching the thing at 6:10 And the vibrater thing at 6:33 Yeah... Idk

[@リアン-v7m]

GWを全てこれに費やしたのか… こりゃあ確かに圧倒的不審者の極みだな

[@rinrinrea9830]

"Uhm, so yeah, I'd like a few pieces of paper." "All right ma'am, I'll just need your ID."

[@ilou9129]

When the Apocalypse starts I'm sticking next to this guy

[@outliving_7130]

@@TsubakiOnYT congrats.

[@sakam0t071]

NyDat CoolGuy nobody gives a shit

[@OchaMochaa]

I think you're gonna get killed first because he's the one who made the apocalypse 😂

[@ianmb71]

This was probably the best video I've watched in a long time. I wish I could make this! It's amazing how paper was harder than the frying pan. You are truly a master at what you do. Thank you for the video.

[@karaa9789]

dude just made a paper knife with some marbles and a vibrator what can you do successfully?

[@jamesgragan8129]

Kara A thank god im not the only one that noticed the vibrator I was going insane

[@Kittymouth]

There's no need to call me out like that! 😅

[@surayashariff118]

@@jamesgragan8129 its a back massager

[@generic2220]

The vibrator made me stop and run to the comments to see if I wasn't the only one to notice

[@ПолинаАлександрова-й8о]

@@surayashariff118 oh thank god I've been waiting for this comment. Like nobody knows the original purpose of this thing

[@あめぐも-v9h]

投稿された瞬間に観れたの嬉しい… ネタが尽きないのすごい

[@熟成黒胡椒-j9n]

同じく

[@Donatello.United.U]

この世にある物質ならなんでも作れる可能性微レ存な不審者だから心配はまだ無用

[@名無し-o7d9e]

そして、きゅうりの登場シーンのネタも

[@熟成黒胡椒-j9n]

魔剤依存系男子 この人が利用できない物質ってあるのかな…？

[@Donatello.United.U]

@@熟成黒胡椒-j9n さぁねぇ、自分自身とかじゃね？（適当）

[@板龍]

元は紙なのにギリシャヨーグルトみたいになってて草

[@真冬-k1j]

完全に精s(((( ごめんなさい。

[@Potato_san]

プリキュアオタクどこぞの 6:27…

[@真冬-k1j]

@@Potato_san あっ…（察し）

[@leesohun_40]

@@真冬-k1j !

[@crucechad8543]

俺の使ってるローションみたいな色

[@shinonn2558]

今のところこの包丁作りが1番好き

[@johnnyknight6447]

The Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors strategy.

[@kiki_da-koala6458]

Lol

[@kitkat3603]

草

[@NecrIon79]

lol so true paper beats all.

[@Benjamin-vl2oh]

Hard as a rock, sharp as scissors, made with paper.

[@user-wn5pj3tq8t]

Me: Rock Paper ... Him: *Cuts my hand off* Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?!?! Him: *Literally Nothing*

[@ac-nu3el]

見る前 あー、紙のミニ包丁…折り紙かな？やってみよう 見たあと 思ってたんと違う…

[@登録しないとあなたの家に幽霊が]

それはまだこちらの世界に行ってないということ

[@ay873]

ワロタ

[@HITOMODOKI284]

わろし の意味を知ってますか？

[@登録しないとあなたの家に幽霊が]

@@ay873 チャンネル登録よろしくぅぅ‼️😏

[@おむすび-e3m]

ものを斬れない包丁なんて作らないからなあ笑

[@cambridgecampbell8905]

you give off the same energy as howtobasic your the calm yin to his evil yang

[@jobo5328]

cambridge Campbell you said the exact words I said 20 seconds ago...

[@new_donker7189]

@@jobo5328 The calm part is the Yang and the ‘evil’ is the Yin.

[@shorttuna6666]

cambridge Campbell I was thinking the exact same thing!

[@Baguette_on_a_chair]

So god damn true

[@veronikadawson8319]

@@new_donker7189 yeh, I see that misconception a lot and I don't know where it came from

[@thetafritz9868]

I just realized that all of Kiwami's videos double as ASMR

[@_meap]

"What is happening?" Kiwami Japan: Yes

[@biomechanoid]

knife happening

[@MeNomadLive]

😂😂

[@dennraeh]

@@EtroBalli NO

[@ashadadcomshaismybiologica3397]

@@EtroBalli May I join

[@gochu7509]

Nice pfp

[@corie01010]

so no one is gonna talk abt how he casually grabbed a vibrator and started using it as a tool.

[@luna-cj9rz]

Honestly I was like whoa that escalated quickly. Not even on his first date with this knife.

[@Phil451]

@@jal7 right, a 'massager'.

[@DoctorDownSyndrome]

I said the same thing mate

[@yucc5095]

Right after watching that I came running to the comments to see if I was the only one lol

[@sophiemahon3176]

ᴍᴏᴋɪɪ ɪ shhhhh 😂

[@がたがた-f9f]

これがいつも包丁に切られてた紙か…

[@ruteblack8238]

復讐の時よ

[@cheemselperro5102]

ほぁくえはせんひじょsでぷたじゃじゃじゃ

[@石田陽世莉]

el michi :v ん？笑笑

[@takenoko92]

@@cheemselperro5102 ウンウン だいたいわかった()

[@aimiho1]

@@cheemselperro5102 ？

[@Face_RC]

I watched the entire thing, intently, from beginning to end, and I'm not even sure what happened.

[@pinktopazplays7102]

You're gonna give someone a paper cut with that thing.

[@leirawhitehart1236]

Nice.

[@alexcolestock7833]

You did NOT

[@ao-kun960]

Really? Really? Are punning with me right now?

[@The_TermiGator]

I came to the comments to look for this pun.

[@thomasstoewer2681]

I was thinking paper cuts can be brutal. You did well.

[@ton309]

電マを使うときだけ良い雰囲気にする不審者の鏡

[@江越大賀-s6z]

かじゃと 鑑...

[@Pac_Mantis]

hide _9n どっちでもいいでしょ

[@エトー-w1h]

@@Pac_Mantis どうでもいいことだけども気になったから言わせて 鏡は名詞になってモノを示すけど鑑は抽象的なものだから鑑が正しい

[@ミカングミ-r9c]

当たり前かのようにぽてちの袋からきゅうり出てきてて笑ったww

[@くるりん-w9b]

それなぁ(☞◑ω◑)☞

[@navffac]

あなたの地方では入ってないんですね

[@優F]

ろたふぉーむ 私のとこもはいってますよー コンソメパンチ味のきゅうり好き

[@林功三]

A B え！？きゅうり入ってないんですか？ポテトが出てくるとか聞いた事ないですw

[@navffac]

@@林功三 ぽてとは出てこんのじゃ

[@thegamerplayz7034]

Security: hey no knifes allowed Him: *it’s a paper knife*

[@cormorantcolors]

I love how these videos will be like **chip interlude** **nature walk** **foil torture** and make it semi-relevant