Please tell me you're not having coitus - The Big Bang Theory

[@ShellyPenny]

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[@michaelhuynh4953]

I like how when Penny is explaining why she wants to sleep in Leonard's room, he's confused, but when Sheldon explains it to Raj, he's completely fine with it.

[@ponglenis9273]

Cuz who else would she go to when wanting to sleep in peace, maybe having her cheeks clapped if she wants to?

[@antoinewood2478]

Definition of a good friend. Confused at first, realizes you've been through some bs they don't get and no more words needed, they open up their doors.

[@peceneprase]

Raj is used to Sheldon's bullshit and doesn't question anything to protect his own sanity.

[@1995davidg]

Sheldon also told raj they might have coitus and he went back to their room anyways

[@brandnewcole]

You find out who your friends are 🎵

[@FM897]

"Are you sure it won't happen at any point during the night?" "No." The smile Leonard gives Sheldon after he says this is one of the most adorable things I have ever seen.

[@bluesakura007]

LMAO I love Leonard's grin when he says "No" to Sheldon. 😂

[@yellowblanka6058]

Really brought back memories of his character in "Roseanne", lol.

[@sbswtnchoice]

Dude, that grin reminds me of Lewis' grin from Revenge of the Nerds.

[@Pianothegamer]

I love how when Sheldon gives that elaborate explanation to Raj on why he has to sleep in his room, Raj just accepts it as like routine work and let's him in without any problems.

[@ZachsMind]

..yes but we miss the scene where they start to settle in, Raj turns on Bridget Jones' Diary, and Sheldon throws the TV out the nearest window.

[@zandosdwarf-king]

They are having Schroedinger's coitus.

[@delluminatis]

+Zandos Dwarf-King and at the same time they are not

[@crazytubegirls1239]

+Delluminati Intended pun?

[@samuelkartoffeln1655]

Zandos Dwarf-King

[@quiznosweswes7857]

Zandos Dwarf-King haahaahaha

[@Zamolxes77]

ROFL, you don't know if they have coitus until you open the door and verify ! Love it !

[@reddertgirl328]

"True Dat." "I've gotten a lot more street since we broke up." LOL

[@javierroyo780]

Stuart Ginty street language I guess

[@theworm8764]

Croly hood brother nigga talk

@@CrolyGiart More experience

[@FoggedTears]

I've never heard of the word coitus until this show. Now it's all I hear from Sheldon.

[@Shendue]

Didn't you study biology at school?

[@jpgrumbach8562]

Or philosophy: 'coito, ergo sum'?

[@syedzaid5771]

@@jpgrumbach8562 does it mean 'I think therefore, I am'?

[@kevinwu672]

@@jpgrumbach8562 * Cogito

[@eligebrown8998]

Same here

[@Tijopi11]

*Raj runs back to his bed and grabs a handful of tissues* Audience: OOOOOHHHOLY CRAP! *Raj turns on tv and watches bridget jones* Raj: I'm crying already! *puts tissues to his eyes* Audience: ....yeah, that's what i thought it was.

[@madisonnelson3125]

I don't get it

[@PmK96]

+Madison Nelson Everyone thought he was going to masturbate.

[@peterjones7074]

Facts the same thing i thought

[@abdullahimran6977]

Lmao sem

[@bomburthefat6621]

I though that to

[@Billwarson29]

Are we going to ignore the fact that Leonard subtly admitted that, not only did he love Penny but that he also wanted to have kids with her?

[@Shendue]

So what? He wasn't subtle at all. He implied he already said it to her, when they were engaged.

[@KryzMasta]

Fever Brain94 If you’d like to actually understand what’s going on, just watching 4 minute clips on KZbin isn’t going to cut it. ;-)

[@Darcyyyyyyyyyyy]

“Our children will be both smart and beautiful” ~ leonard episode 1.

[@sanketmanna8653]

From the very first episode!

[@highstimulation2497]

he admitted it long before, like ten times, yo.

[@UncleBiscuits97]

Is it just me, or did anyone else think that Raj was going to do 'something else' with those tissues???

[@fatugly9263]

i think that was the point haha

[@christoferding]

Everyone thinks exactly what u think, that's why the audiences laugh.

[@UncleBiscuits97]

Christofer Ding I had just started watching this show recently, and this was one of the first episodes that I saw. At the time, I wasn't sure if the 'something else' thought was intended by the show, or if it was accidental, and they just wanted to show Raj as a sensitive guy who likes to cry at sappy movies. Now that I have watched a few episodes and know more about Raj, I think that shit was intentional :)

[@JAMES18005]

True dat

[@JAMES18005]

Did you understand the reference?

[@Aven-Sharma1991]

The love and friendship in this show with the gang is just really cool. Too bad it's simply a show. I wouldn't mind friends like that...geeky and quirky but downright loyal and loving.

[@forzalife9270]

Ikr I often wish that real life would be like this

[@baileywallace8894]

I wish I had friends.

[@AlexSeverinski]

विनी शर्मा I don't see love and friendship in this clip. I see a bunch of immature stupid jerks who can barely stand to be in the same room together but do so because they can't survive on their own.

[@saraigiron8282]

Alex Severinski well aren't you a treat?

[@AlexSeverinski]

@@saraigiron8282 Yeah, can't help but notice you didn't prove me wrong...

[@theanimal8000]

When Raj grabbed the tissues, the audience reacted and you could tell what they were thinking.

[@Anonymous_baka634]

It's a fake audience

[@MrLiverpoolfan92]

@@Anonymous_baka634 no its not. Its filmed with a live studio audience

[@alnocturne5598]

"No, we don't wanna watch Bridget's Jones Diary!" AHAHAHAHAH burst out laughing at this

[@astrangeone]

Lol. But now I do want to watch that movie! :D

[@jessicavictoriacarrillo7254]

astrangeone As of 2014 it's only 13 years old, not old enough to be on TCM *feels old at 24*

[@astrangeone]

Jessica Victoria Carrillo I have the dvd kicking around here somewhere.

[@pauladolan2440]

Al Nocturne I

[@kamalishgugar5725]

+Paula Dolan hytrd

[@twistedmet]

Leonard’s shit eating grin at 1:52 is one of the funniest facial expressions in sitcom history.

[@maxxard7992]

I don't think that scene was scripted

[@kathrynrhall]

I call this the musical beds episode.

[@kevinwaag9976]

funny you said that, it's actually called in my hard drive "musical beds proposal" xD

[@kristibrown1159]

Makes sense 😂👍👌

[@pittland44]

I like that one.

[@andymilsten9096]

Kathryn Hall Nice!!!!

[@fakingbish5628]

I am 1000th like

[@Amy_Hyp]

Leonard's smile at 1:52 "Noooo" is pure genius

[@SheldonLeeCooperBSMSMAPhDScD]

Please tell me they're not having coitus.

[@drumetul_dacic]

+Sheldon Lee Cooper, B.S., M.S., M.A., Ph.D., Sc.D. O.M.G.

[@TheRhynamo]

Daniel Șuteu What a hippy-dippy response.

[@sepraveen]

Sheldon Lee Cooper, B.S., M.S., M.A., Ph.D., Sc.D. Yea ya captain.

[@sanjeevvanamali7822]

Sheldon Lee Cooper, B.S., M.S., M.A., Ph.D., Sc.D. OMG right?

[@TheOnlyHollywood1]

Sheldon Lee Cooper, B.S., M.S., M.A., Ph.D., Sc.D. There having coitus

[@DeckardCain1986]

Actually i love Leonard’s character since he is very emphatic and sincere. I really enjoyed the way Penny and him got along.

[@Gumbier_Than]

I like this scene because despite how sweet and sincere Leonard is, he shows himself to be quite red-blooded here. 🤭

[@bryant475]

​@@Gumbier_ThanLeonard is a nice mix of genius, nice, red blooded, etc. Definitely the most well rounded character (and my fav one), even though he's very simpy and low self esteem, especially in the early seasons (mainly bc of his mom)

[@darcybrummett7004]

1:52 Leonard’s smile when he says, “no.” Lol

[@TheBabyDerp]

*"there is all kind of things we can do above the waist"*

[@camaross7105]

That was good

[@cookietasty1333]

tru dat

[@rishiheda8186]

@@cookietasty1333 tru dat?

[@abehambino]

I love how Raj just accepts Sheldon’s explanation of events and how normal it all seems to him at this point! It reminds of the scene when Raj comes to Sheldon’s place because Leonard and prya are “inaccurate” Star Trek sex!

[@FolkandTrad]

oh my gosh Leonard's impish grin at 1:53 lol

[@astrangeone]

Best part of this!

[@UncleBiscuits97]

Leonard totally has rape face going on right there :)

[@AlexSeverinski]

FolkandTrad You misspelled smug.

[@SealDude]

Love how you hear leonard getting up at 3:38

[@maranatha_777]

I love Leonard's grin. Cracks me up every time.

[@Dankychoo]

I love how everybody thought raj was gonna wank but he was actually watching a romantic drama serial XD

[@woolly268]

Nah, I actually think that he would watch something about drama since raj is a sensitive character

[@Korounet]

I had forgotten Raj couldn't talk in front of women. It was such a good joke. Character development generally is a good thing but I may disagree here :p

[@Shendue]

Hardly so in comedies. I've seen it happen in plenty of tv shows, comics, webcomics, even. They start out as incredibly funny because they are simple, then with time the authors decide they are Shakespeare and try to add complexity to the characters and story while keeping it funny, making it actually pretty boring. Sometimes less is more. The Peanuts stayed great, because Snoopy didn't suddenly start to develop as a character, he was just the same old Snoopy.

[@sycamore2656]

@@Shendue Month later... yeah not being able to talk to women got old rly fast... atleast to me.

[@Legendaryknight2]

I was expecting to Raj go sleep with Howard

[@christianeaves6654]

I thought Howard was a "complete and total ass"

[@Legendaryknight2]

Well yeah but... it is howard and raj!

[@ProfessorUniverse95]

+Christian Eaves He's a putz

[@allenbooth7033]

+ProfesserUniverse That's what Mrs. Wolowitz told Bernadette!

[@ProfessorUniverse95]

+Allen Booth Exactly

[@haydendraycott7897]

2:06 just imagine if Sheldon had been under the covers the whole time and just popped up and said "Bazinga!"

[@fredrikrugby]

"We can do all kinds of stuff from the waist up." That's the spirit. Yes we can!

[@RhyperiorRanger]

How did Sheldon kick Raj out of his own room?

[@scarlett8895]

+Wreck-It Rhyperior By being Sheldon.

[@AetherBoye]

+scarlett8895 exactly

[@cheepes3d]

Wreck-It Rhyperior because he's Sheldon

[@fredrikrugby]

Raj sleeps in a single room so if sheldon comes in Raj will go to Sheldon's.

[@sahibathind5373]

It's Sheldon

[@queenpersephone4999]

I love Leonard/Penny/Sheldon's relationship. And i ship Leonard/Penny sooo hard

[@Jenzzyuk]

I totally love the look on Leonard's Face when Sheldon wants Him and Penny to Promise not to have coitus

[@lmordro]

The part I love the best about these scenes is that Penny is honest, and not playing games.

[@quahntasy]

Raj goes to his bad with handful of tissues lmao I admit crying was not what I thought he was gonna do.

[@lachlann4275]

1:51 love it when Leonard says no with that smile 🤣🤣

[@ilbambino96]

I thought for a second their Raj was going to turn into a man.

[@antonioalmeida7108]

lmao

[@NotThatTallAtAll]

*there

[@Korounet]

"Using a tissue" doesn't make one a man.

[@lordkira9791]

NOPE Raj is a harmless, spoiled, uber rich, Indian guy who's completely become an American...in a nerdiest possible way lol.

[@nadeemshaikh7077]

There🙄

[@gokul_gk_4]

The moment raj took the tissue I'm dead laughing😂😂

[@ashangabriel9183]

They lowkey staying at the tipton

[@FleischmannJan]

The way Sheldon sleeps always make me laugh! He lies on his back because he knows that this is the healthiest sleep position. I also love the fact that he wears a sleeping eye patch to ensure total darkness for his eyes. This must be so uncomfortable :D

[@buxxi90]

I wonder why Raj didn't go to to Howard instead. Would be a much more logical choice.

[@NiVi192]

buxx Sheldon gave him his key and it was late...Raju probably didn't wanna question all this any longer!

[@catherinejustcatherine1778]

The writers wanted the laugh

[@fairdathm]

Leonard's smile when he says, "No..." is so cute!

[@rocky99949]

0.34: Yeah its like getting into Dracula's coffin. (LAUGHING)

[@sayan1667]

When i saw Sheldon sleeping that was the funniest thing 😂😂😂😂

[@livinthick2023]

The way Leonard reaches penny b4 she even completed Leonard's statement 😍

[@c.j.stanbridge4560]

Press 3 repeatedly and Leonard says "OH SHIT"!

[@HetachanNyanNekoILoveHetalia]

i did it and it worked

[@KatT-xl3vn]

press four and it sounds like a pig snort

[@youmustcreateachanne]

Press 2 to summarize Penny's contribution to the intellectual aspect of the show.

[@c.j.stanbridge4560]

U Must Agree to Google+ Terms Tho U Don't Want It "Uh-what?"

[@nguyenyen3590]

press 6 and Sheldon say buddhism

[@thaneindranaidu8688]

By the way the audience laughed at Raj with the tissue part, i was thinking something really nasty 😂😂😂

[@BabyOxide]

this is hilarious if u think about it, they all kinda switched rooms lol

[@youmustcreateachanne]

Really?

[@angelarobertson2668]

BabyOxide right 😂😂👏

[@barracuda0405]

1:51 gotta love Leonard's cheeky grin :D

[@anthonysalinas6195]

Love how Sheldon explained what happened and Raj let him stay in his room

[@lennartj12345]

Raj crying already was so funny 💀🤣🤣

[@seventyeight3452]

How did Sheldon have the power to kick Raj out of his own bed?

[@Naomiiiish]

Did you see the way Sheldon sleeps? It's like Leonard said, crawling into Dracula's coffin XD

[@Naomiiiish]

Sorry forgot to continue. Raj wants to watch the movie, and Sheldon wants to sleep. Who do you think gives up in that conversation? And I sure wouldn't want to sit besides someone who sleeps like Sheldon XD

[@anirbanbhattacharya9185]

By the power of Greyskull, of course.

[@youmustcreateachanne]

They give him all sorts of power he shouldn't have.

[@maxchristensen4742]

Cuz he's a giant whinning baby when he doesn't get his way

[@the.wisdomizer]

Leonard- "Penny's here" Raj whispering; Leonard - "No! We don't wanna watch Bridget Jones' diaries!" I do ..... BAZINGA!!!!!!

[@Judo593]

I loved Leonard's trollface at 1:53. Priceless!

[@KingdomOfChaos]

"Howard is a complete and total ass, Bernadette is in Penny's bed, Amy bites and Penny may or ma not have coitus with Leonard." Gotta love that line

[@ryanbasilio9548]

'From the waist down my shields are up' 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tipsykwon]

You gotta love Raj. "Omg I'm crying already"

[@Alleyneko]

I love leonard's smile when he says "no". lmao!

[@giantdevil2613]

I love that when she was saying they could hookup he got into bed before she was finished talking.

[@jesusthroughmary]

"The neutral zone?" Penny is a football fan and should recognize the phrase.

[@lovelywaz]

Taking tissues to the bed and turning on TV reminds me of teenage times too, but "movie" playing on the TV and the end results were way different. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@timbuktu8069]

"I could throw a rock and find three better friends." -Leonard Hochstatter

[@MandyFilet]

1:46 Omg, Leonard's face after Penny says: "Yes." and he says: "No." :p

[@The_Republic_of_Ireland]

Still can't believe Penny is the new voice of Harley Quinn. She KILLS it

[@TheOplele]

i would of just locked the door and not answered when somebody knocked lol

[@jorgee2320]

let me put this in a way you'll understand, from the weist down my shields are up lol

[@Statalyzer]

+Jorge E So, her boobs are available?

[@on2wheels378]

+Statalyzer and real..

[@nnmartin94]

+Jorge E the fuck is a weist

[@JustAnotherPerson4U]

+Jorge E I would've said 'from my hair down ALL my shields are up!'

[@Igel69]

@@JustAnotherPerson4U hairjob

[@XkriskrossX]

I consider myself one of the unlucky ones.. I think I'm going out with a Romulan.. She mercilessly invades our neutral zone lol

[@keyannasizemore5583]

me to

[@AkarshanSarkar]

Leonard: No we don't wanna watch Bridget Jones's diary. Haha WTH.

[@yuvarajdhanasekar6857]

Well when Raj went for tissue, it's to wipe off his tears. . . Dirty minds 😂🤣

[@msseeah]

I'm watching TBBT for the firs time and this was the episode I watched last night. I love this show, one of the few that actually makes me physically laugh

[@matsusanchannel2557]

I bet that’s how Raj really spends his nights on his days off ! Haha

[@nononochannel109]

Wow, Just in few years penny's look has changed. maybe it just her hair but she here looks lot younger and much more attractive to me.

[@residentevilfreak500]

Boobs

[@darkhanomirzakov589]

+No No No Channel probably because of alcohol abuse?

[@blackjk1234]

Cuz she got fatter

[@allenbooth7033]

+Darkhan Omirzakov Alcohol abuse generally ages one.

[@Zamolxes77]

+No No No Channel You wear a big fat pair of beer goggles.

[@MrTStat]

the ending of this episode is one of the best parts of this show

[@ludvicfreire1281]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[@peatiilol]

Leonards face while saying "no" on 1:52 is just awesome! :D

[@fiercetin]

I can’t stop watching the part where Leonard runs over to Penny’s bed, it’s hilarious and hot at the same time😂

[@angelarobertson2668]

Oh my god Sheldon !!!! Got to love him 😂😂

[@armarelder7260]

I heard Lenard leave his bed at 3:39 he jus couldn't wait..lmao

[@NovaPanthera]

"de de de de de de de de de" "next on turner classic movie's Bridgette Jone's diary" " oh mai god i'm crying already!!!!" classic XD

[@tjsmith7355]

Every time Sheldon's in a bed, it literally looks like he's in a coffin.

[@nothisispatrick1797]

Raj crying at the intro is a total mood

[@zombielover8989]

"I've gotten a lot more street since we broke up" lol

[@jaydonfevry3703]

Old comment

[@faelockhart2325]

1:52 His smile kills me every time. xD

[@GIJesse-xo1vl]

I wonder if Raj could've gone to Howard's room.

[@kesarkiran5265]

Leonard's smile in thumbnail scene 😂😂

[@murderouskitten2577]

00:55 compering Lenord , the spineless to the federation is SO acurate :D

[@newstarcadefan]

Leonard definately had the best Chesshire cat grins :D

[@vccstudents]

"No, we don't want to watch Bridget Jones Diary!" LOL This show is "Seinfeld," "Monk," "The Odd Couple," "Third Rock from the Sun," and "That '70's Show" ALL ROLLED INTO ONE!

[@TheChefComic]

anybody else thought when Raj took tissues to bed he was going to do something else...

[@FoggedTears]

I think that was the point, to make you think it was something else

[@cellpat2686]

I love Leonard's naughty grin. 😄

[@GaminThunder]

1:38 when my parents wake me up

[@dvornikovalexei]

That grin with which he says "No"😂

[@loboscuervos4759]

If they were smart Leonard and Penny would have gone to Raj's room and sent Sheldon back

[@caitlinthomas1527]

Leonards smile at 1:53 cracks me up!

[@rajkxitij9072]

Dear admin thank u. I was jst searching for my fav scene.

[@mariem24601]

Leonard's grin when he refuses to promise they won't have sex ::)

[@stnk3596]

who sleeps with their socks on?! damn maniacs

[@Subha403]

Leonard's face at 1:52 pure 'Me Gust' lool

[@gaurabbijukchhe]

I find something cute about Penny saying coitus

[@scottw6704]

Me too! But I can’t think why. Maybe because she “entered their world” for a moment instead of fighting their constant scientific terminology for things.

[@comical9587]

1:50 - Remember: Confidence is the key.

[@anniibunni]

Woah, they have the same room number as the hotel room in "Inception". whooooo. O.o