Shenmue - Random Dialogue 1

[@BlueMue]

Thank you all for 100.000 views! Make sure to watch the other Random Dialogue videos aswell! You can find them all in this playlist. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nH-3qqSXaduCpbM

[@MikeViLLaZ]

thats the kindest gang member lol

[@CSHorseBobJoe]

I thought the same

[@0Linerider0forever0]

Just scram

[@Orkprof]

Almost felt sorry for him. He was really looking forward to having the protagonist join his gang.

[@megazazzy1106]

I would never ask a gang member where to get a gang tattoo. I don't think the response would be favorable.

[@Love-Sensibility]

​@Maynards so blue bruh Ryo is way gangster than him lmao

[@Kettei]

"I can read Italian!" "Yeah great."

[@Orkprof]

Mario, not helping!

[@TheGamerNerd025]

3:28

[@notafbiagent473]

That’s legitimately a good interaction

[@reverberateddreams7958]

"Amigo means friend"

[@someonewhonooneseverheardo5271]

​@@reverberateddreams7958 yeah great

[@The_Burning_Sensation]

Let's see... big fat Italian guy selling pizza... yeah, he should be able to translate Chinese for me.

[@marioe.4400]

Making Nozomi's heart beat fast... "Maybe Later..." I Love You, Ryo... "I See, that's ok, maybe later, thanks."

[@twotailed]

I love that exchange with Mario, and how Ryo completely dismisses him when he talks about how he knows Italian. Just totally shuts him down. Makes me laugh every time.

[@Revan-1466]

And then asks him to teach him some Italian anyway

[@Nightweaver1]

This game was basically a Japanese "The Room." At least dialogue-wise.

[@phantom_mist1726]

Dude this game is so awkward, I dont even think it's the dub, it probably sounds just as awkward in Japanese 😅

[@Touhou101]

Tom Johnson was literally Tommy Wiseau

[@CabeDubsOG]

It'd be pretty ironic if The Room was actually dubbed in Japanese XD

[@TheRealMr.Castillo]

@@phantom_mist1726 it doesnt, it sounds so much better, but the english dub does have a charm to it

[@yusukeurameshi3768]

@@phantom_mist1726 it sounds 100x better in japanese

[@superbuster5482]

I love how half of them don’t even answer ryo’s questions

[@ComicDubbers]

Ryu: "how do you know about the three blades?" Old dude: "years ago...I was Chinese."

[@julioflores5433]

awww, Ryo hurt that gangster's feelings.

[@agsiar]

15:53 Man, Nozomi is throwing herself at him and he says "Yeah" in the most bored way possible. It's amazing! What a stud!!

[@CabeDubsOG]

Just imagine what it would be like if they had actual sex: Nozomi: "Ryo, I... I love you!" Ryo: "Yeah..." :/ Nozomi: "Please, Ryo! I need you. Make love to me!" Ryo: "Sure..." :/

[@AldoAraujo85]

@@CabeDubsOG LET'S GET SWEATY

[@madeiraislander]

@@AldoAraujo85 "oh by the way, do you know anything about... the mad angels?"

[@bsherman8236]

No time for thots

[@Grandmastergav86]

@@CabeDubsOG Ryo midway through cummin' "Nozomi, do you know any place sailors hang out?"

[@miata_panda]

I love how the telephone operator had the best voice acting

[@tatohayanami9156]

Ye

[@PopeLando]

The person who wrote the subtitles didn't know as much as they thought they did, and they missed the joke by Mario. He said "Ryo means Signore and Nozomi means Signora", which in turn means "Ryo means Mr. and Nozomi means Mrs." The subtitle writer must have misheard, or thought he knew better, putting "Nozomi means Signorina". But Signorina means "Miss". He didn't understand what it was Chef was telling Ryo. The Chef was telling Ryo to marry Nozomi!

[@jeffreysalazar3593]

Yea the translation is awful for this entire game. Kinda charming though

[@tatohayanami9156]

The voices said "is"

[@Frank-cf5im]

Esatto!

[@hash-slingingslasher1374]

we got Rosetta Stone now, but in 1999 we had Shenmue's Mario to teach us Italian

[@AidanMillward]

“I am looking for sailors. They hang out in bars at night” “This is a primary school” “I see. See you”

[@burntreynolds1068]

That's a legit convo Ryo can have in Shenmue 2.

[@Orkprof]

A school? Can you teach me some Italian?

[@Comkill117]

@@OrkprofOh, of course! Buono means good.

[@KingLich451]

​@@Comkill117Ok. Thanks.

[@real_armadillo]

- Do you know where there's a pay phone around here? - A phone? Use ours - Thanks, but I'd rather use a pay phone... Burned!

[@elsharkone7]

Ryo doesn't take any shortcuts

[@fp4522]

"I lied about wanting to join your gang." "Ahh it's ok!"

[@jessejace]

Ryo is stretching Mario to his absolute limit.

[@RicanPradaG]

LMAO I thought the same

[@MegaMoto85]

Ryo: Mario, would you teach me some italian? (Mario: The fuck, he never stops does he?) Mario: Oh Ofcourse!!

[@stephenhale1250]

Mario: Peso means bukkake

[@harrycarson6526]

Ryo: Ok. Thanks.

[@panuru9175]

@@stephenhale1250 Mario: Would you teach me some italian?

[@killblom3969]

@@panuru9175 Of course!Mista means mixed.

[@eidolomere]

Ok. Thanks

[@MrVestek]

"What are you doing?" "No, not yet." "Come over..." "Sure..." What?!

[@dariusofwest]

LOL! This game has some of the best nonsensical exchanges

[@16Vagabond]

In the Japanese version, when Nozomi asks Ryo to double on the bike again, he says "No." so abruptly. Lol. Pretty big difference.

[@Slotten68]

"C'mon Ryu! Its right in front of you! "Huh?" "It's right behind you! Should I be worried about you?" This woman is a drunk

[@gabrielmontreuil]

Mario, Would you Teach me some Italian?

[@HerecomestheCalavera]

gabriel montreuil Of course! Mario means plumber

[@roermy]

gabriel montreuil Oh, of course!

[@Aegris-Somnia]

gabriel montreuil Oh of course! il sesso anale means anal sex.

[@JAYCEEDOUBLE]

+gabriel montreuil XXXPOSSSEEEDD ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@gabrielmontreuil]

Sex-E Coco Hi! My name is Gabriel and welcome to Jackass... this Myth iiiiiiiiiiiiis... (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BUSTED! ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) Lets Called Chris Hansen and pay that "Baker" a Visit!!!

[@thomaspleacher2735]

Ryo is basically a Japanese Keanu Reeves.

[@SaitohYatate]

-__- I see...

[@SJRogers0786]

Japanese Tom Cruise

[@RyanPridgeon]

whoa

[@prickly10000]

2:13: *Top ten Anime betrayals*

[@themojogamer75]

Ah well, at least he was okay with it after the fact.

[@nanakixiii3]

>Wanna ride on the motorcycle? >Wanna go get a movie? >Can I come over to your house? >Can I watch you sleep?

[@keithhusain2141]

Nozomi: Can we bang?

[@julioflores5433]

Ryo: Sure

[@DEUCE2CON]

Nozomi: Really?

[@julioflores5433]

Ryo: Yeah

[@Noelis]

@@julioflores5433 I see

[@SianaGearz]

It's curious how much extra dialogue that most people will never hear on their first, second and third play-through is actually in the game.

[@JillLulamoon]

There's something weirdly charming about this game dialogue

[@Ali0fTheQ]

"C'mon it's right in front of you!" "It's right behind you, should I be worried about you?"

[@streamspoart2671]

Ryo: Mario, would you teach me some Italian? Mario: Oh of course, uscire means GET OUT!

[@KingLich451]

Hahahahah

[@troywright359]

12:52 Ryo is so kind to this old man who clearly is suffering from a broken neck and dementia.

[@ayouxy]

Ryo somehow manages to look like he'll help you fix your life and beat you to a pulp at the same time, he also seems like the smoothest most awkward person ever

[@fryfry377]

despite how awkward the dialogue is, I appreciate that they at least tried to get the pronunciation of Japanese words passable. In some cases more than passable. Kind of reinforces the setting.

[@yeshuamaitreya6954]

Mario was actually born in Glasgow.

[@elsharkone7]

An Italian born in Scotland, moves to Japan to make pizza. A true man of culture

[@ゾラデク]

Shenmue walked so Oblivion could also walk

[@shoichirohitomajiri6012]

Ryo never took Nozomi to the movies or let her come over to his house. And now that he's been stuck in that cave, it's even more unlikely that will ever happen. Oh, well...

[@jonathanakerele8006]

+Shōichirō Hitomajiri What's the cave you speak of? The whole plot is about him getting revenge for his dad's death so in a way heartbreak is the ongoing theme of the game in more ways than one. Nozomi is repeatedly heartbroken each time Ryo refuses to open up to her emotionally or physically embrace her. Ryo is heartbroken over the murder of his father and can't acknowledge Nozomi's affection due to wanting to honor his dad so much. It's all very tragic in a way. =(

[@nexus95]

Shenmue II.

[@jjgamepro16]

Jonathan Akerele You've clearly never played shenmue 2.

[@DEUCE2CON]

Shōichirō Hitomajiri Good news, Shenmue III is releasing in August 27th 2019, so Ryo won’t be stuck in that cave when it releases.

[@lakitu80rj93]

Playing Shenmue III and he kinda does the same thing with Shenhua. Nothing. Izumi in Shenmue II is probably the only girl who ever went on a date with Ryo, which is some kind of a funny shit, since she has no comparable affinity with Ryo when you think of either Nozomi or Shenhua.

[@clarenceboddicker6679]

My favourite character was the old vagrant at the dock yard, his voice was funny and he kept saying "mmmmmmmmmm why do you keep bothering me like you do son, leave me on my lonesome son mmmmmmmm" lol

[@troywright359]

I liked one of the workers at the yard, he'd say "work real hard and.....make lots of money" in such a weird way

[@Grandmastergav86]

@@troywright359 That was code ;) work real *HARD* Ryo even snubbed him.

[@Grandmastergav86]

That voice actor was reused in Shenmue 2. "Eh, what is is youngin?"

[@Will.P.Wareing]

This dialogue is gold. haha

[@promaster424]

From all the italian names they had to chose Sega chose Mario. I have no words

[@pirajacinto4]

Wow. I'm so glad I watched this video, I honestly forgot how free Shenmue really was. All these unique conversations I haven't heard! I gotta just run around some time than always go to the right people.

[@qiwjjdj288]

"I can read Italian" "yeah, great, but I need someone who knows chinese"

[@zivbartal4160]

Literally no one: Ryō: I S E E

[@BruhMoment93_]

Sure

[@gazda9272]

"Mario,would you teach me some Italian" "Of course, pene means pen..." "OK I heard enough,can you tell me about the black car instead"

[@Gimas96]

Pene actually mean suffering or dick,in Italian pen is called penna.

[@gazda9272]

@@Gimas96 That's why I put "......." when I wrote "pen" because I didn't add IS at the end :D.....can't believe my comment is a year old already :)

[@Jason-eo1rh]

Why would he decide "pene" was an inappropriate translation only after he nearly says it?

[@Frank-cf5im]

In Japanese it says that "segnorita" means lady. Detto tutto.

[@NotOfHereMinistries]

MARIO .. what I've never seen that character before!? "All I wanna do is cut Tom's hair, you know?" hahahahhaahha

[@troywright359]

the way he says it is so weird....like it's a real confession....i love it!

[@DraculaXHunter101]

3:21, Ryo Hazuki jumped into the Mushroom Kingdom for a minute.

[@Hellunkurest]

In a weird way, this is almost like ASMR

[@itslikewhatever]

"Come on, Ryo, it's right in front of you. It's right behind you, turn around."

[@NiGHTSaturn]

Out of context, thinking about anyone who never played the game, this is funny AF. Thanks.

[@jellyboy123]

when i play the first shenmue maybe not the second one but the first one i felt like i know all the people through the game. When i was a kid i followed people around and watch them live their lives i even follow them to their houses and worked out who lived in each house. I played the game to death to a point i was living in the world.

[@taufiqzain931]

same with me. but I still wonder who's the owner of the house with a postman scooter in sakuragaoka. never saw the guy.

[@burntreynolds1068]

@@taufiqzain931 That'd be the Postman who you'll frequently see riding around on said scooter. ;-)

[@Grandmastergav86]

In my version of Shenmue, Ryo used to stalk the thicc red head and tall blonde...They weren't interested in the Hazuki style unfortunately.

[@burntreynolds1068]

@@Grandmastergav86 The tall blonde was an MP who was supposed to be keeping the sailors in order. I think she might have sucked at her job lol

[@kasikasivendjinn5345]

Ryo: Do you know any Chinese people? Tatsuya: I know one, Songoku! Ryo: I said Chinese people, not Saiyan

[@Sappharad]

One of the conversations I missed many times that isn't here is the scene where the Yakuza guy at 14:30 tells you about Charlie. Everyone always seems to direct you to the jacket shop guy, but if you talk to the lunch shop lady by the movie theatre she'll send you over to the Yakuza guy instead.

[@marioe.4400]

and this video ends like the first game. it gives you that feely feel in the stomach because you leave Yokosuka just about when we would have seen a more human Ryo, with Nozomi coming to his house, Fuku-san embaressed by it, Ine-san thanking her for the flowers... there could be a pre-Shenmue game for the events involving a younger Ryo like we saw in the Saturn version. His growth and learning of the Hazuki Style, parallels of Ren forming the Heavens...

[@Grandmastergav86]

I always wanted that. I always wanted a relationship aspect to the game, the ability to develop branching fighting styles (retaining the individual techniques but allowing Ryo to switch to Wing Chun for example), would've been awesome to have spent time in Ryo's high school too, similar to Bully.

[@asimhussain2344]

0:18, 14:28, and 12:50 made me burst out laughing. 3:22 is like a funnier Borat. All of these scenes are really good and obscure. I can relate to 10:50, and I still pick up shit the way Ryo does at 7:45. The unobtrusive wisdom at 9:50 is crazy, almost too real to be in a video game. I appreciate the upload.

[@SiddharthSinghFiery69]

Your comment resonates with this video. 🤣👍

[@tango4628]

the voice acting was horrible, but it sounded so unique, a mix feeling, even though it sound awfully bad, I wish they keep it this way in Shenmue 3.

[@Grandmastergav86]

It sounds too forced in Shenmue 3 tbh, it was pure here.

[@thesupercode]

academy award winning acting

[@marioe.4400]

keep these videos coming, someone actually cares..., a lot...

[@acidjumps]

Hey Mario, can you teach me some italian

[@leasingtie1864]

@@acidjumps I feel sorry for Mario. I thought eventually he might get a pan and say get out of my shop in Italian but nope

[@crugger2582]

Better npc interaction than *CYBERPUNK 2077*

[@jonathanakerele8006]

I never came across this Mario chef character in all the times I have played Shenmue so this makes for a nice surprise. I bet the staff who made Shenmue did get inspiration for this character from the Super Mario Brothers games of the 80's since Mario was Italian and a plumber in that series and here is an Italian chef with that same name. All we would need is for him to mention that he has a brother named Luigi and everyone would get that as a Super Mario Bros. reference right off the bat. =)

[@jayesper4390]

I think one if the bosses from Shinobi was gonna be named "Mari-Oh", but it got changed to "Ken-Oh" later but he can still use fire. So it wouldn't have been the first time SEGA would try something like that.

[@Grandmastergav86]

Possibly but then again writers becoming over reliant on references is a more recent shortcut. Can't abide it personally.

[@KetwunsGamingPad]

In the remaster it’s so funny how the dialogue sounds so compressed you can tell it’s the old days. Also the cutscenes are 4:3 but the game can be played 16:9

[@capscaps04]

Many people say the voice acting is bad but I actually like it.

[@numbereleven168]

I like it because of how bad it is💀 It's funny as hell

[@andreprmna1244]

Like the house of the dead..This game iconix with bad voice actor..but funny as hell tho

[@capscaps04]

@@andreprmna1244 the thing is that the house of the dead game was designed for an arcade machine in mind, it was not designed as a console game. Arcade games tends to be more designed as a casual game where you will play it in a store a couple of times per day rather a console game wich you can play it anytime you want at your home. Voice acting for an arcade game is not that important.

[@stargateheaven23]

Why does he need to ask everyone where everything is.. how long has he lived in that small town? lol

[@Grandmastergav86]

It's a one street town, he has the short term memory of a Goldfish lmao.

[@zedc6072]

I like the dialogue in this game is so casual. Yeah, the voice acting is cheesy but it feels right for this game.

[@Manx123]

I agree, because it suits how incredibly shitty the rest of the game is.

[@Okami-SV]

@@Manx123 How could you say that?

[@Manx123]

@@Okami-SV Because this game has aged terribly, and wasn't even that good on release.

[@Okami-SV]

@@Manx123 Hmmm, I'm not a die hard 20 year fan but i'm playing the two games and I'm truly finding solid the gameplay mechanincs, and you really admit the story is really entertaining besides the revenge cliche, the two games are really fun to play actually!

[@Okami-SV]

@@Manx123 Ooooh and the only thing i couldn't stand is the dub voices there are really really bad, i'm playing the japanese versions although the 00's are a really bad time for the dub games

[@troywright359]

I lkke this extra dialogue, all the other videos have the same old dialogue, your video really goes out of it's way to highlight additional voice scenes, thanks!

[@dcamron46]

Dude, Mario is pretty obviously a Japanese guy trying to act Italian

[@PKTraceur]

Something tells me that Mario doesn't really speak italian.

[@feiwong3634]

Replaying it again and this time speaking with all people at all times to see all the extra chatter i didnt see after these 16 years and man i get to see new things even now. Fucking game is the best piece of work ever made.

[@Grandmastergav86]

I loved it as a teen, it was for me years my favourite series and it still has it's charm but in many ways it's aged badly. At the time, it was really quite something. Now, it's an interesting relic.

[@somemong989]

Stupendous voice acting

[@DanielK1213th]

“All I wanna do is cut tom’s hair, you know?” “Uhh yeah”

[@kenny6920]

I fucking loved this game as a kid, the awkwardness made it better

[@5p8nkm3]

"I HEARD from the tattoo artist... You had no INTENTION of joining our gang" Bro was really just disappointed LMAO

[@TheEuridesjunior]

now we all learned that "amore" means love

[@thesupercode]

anyone else think ryo looks like a human form of sonic the hedgehog?

[@RVCCVR]

thecode lol was just thinking that the other day after looking at his hair😄

[@the-engneer]

Man this comment is funny now!

[@RedRidley]

Hahaha #agree

[@BruhMoment93_]

Sega made shenmue and sonic maybe thats why

[@panuru9175]

Phoenix is more like a sonic human

[@jebkara529]

This game was so deep for it's time

[@cliffturbo2146]

2:20 I like the way Ryo just said "Nope".

[@jacobmillen751]

15:30 lol so agressive "Just forget about it" 😂

[@benpyle7194]

Cut Tom's hair? haha great game.

[@SquirrelASMR]

This is so relaxing

[@Orkprof]

- "Do you know that barber & hair salon?" - "You don't need to cut your hair yet" - "OK BUT DO YOU KNOW IT OR NOT!?"

[@SentientPotatoXIII]

14:32 that's exactly how I imagined a mob boss sounds in real life

[@Manukravitz]

I missed this game and my dream cast :( I wouldnt forget such joyous memories

[@Shodan1440255]

Wow and I thought I was thorough while playing Shenmue... I think I missed all but 3 of these dialogues! Being able to find new content after such a long time just goes to show what an amazing 'game' it is/was. I dearly love Shenmue and I would love to see Shenmue III before my time here is up :')

[@tyso5146]

“Where did you get it”? “At thee best tattoo artist... around”!

[@OfficialBioDevil]

I hope Ryo and Nozomi get together eventually.

[@jonathanakerele8006]

+BioDevil_Dom I want to see that too. I wish the Japanese developers had made their relationship a deeper part of the game's plot because that would have been so cool and very interesting. Whenever Nozomi speaks to Ryo in the game I can feel the emotion coming from her in how she cares for Ryo and doesn't want any harm to come to him. Seeing how much Ryo goes out of his way physically to protect her it would have been nice to have that matched with equally intimate conversation including about his father. That would have really deepened the bond between them but would have likely sidetracked from the main plot of the game which is finding Lan Di.

[@catduck2112]

Well since absolutely nothing happened in Shenmue 3 we’re gonna have to wait a looonnnnggg time

[@julianchan5135]

“Mario can you teach me some Italian” “Oh of course!” Knows 4 words 😂

[@renners4367]

It’s amazing all the dialogue in this game from the 90s

[@Ninjablade88]

This game is such a banger. My favorite game of all time.

[@mamayachi6395]

“Ahh, cigarettes! Blah”

[@615tennesseetitans]

"Mario would you teach me some Italian?"

[@64kram]

Often when I ring someone up and ask if they have a minute, they immediately walk to a shop and I have to meet them there. That's normal, isn't it?

[@Wykesidefruitmachine]

I can't believe Assassin's Creed referenced a Shenmue character!!!

[@parkmallbaby]

I miss this kind of quality in games though.

[@HYPNOGLANCE87]

Please god let there be bad voice acting in shenmue 3 please please bring back the shitty voice actors and actresses bad voice acting in shenmue is gold lol 😂

[@iCHAWY]

Lol it’s definitely back! Haha

[@GANGRELION]

Damn! I feel so bad for Goro! He's honestly trying to help and Ryo is just ignoring the guy!

[@jerradmarsan2220]

10:47 Yes, yes you should be worried about me; that riddle blew my mind.

[@Franface31]

Mario is such a gem. Must protect.

[@XLev450X]

7:45 "A breakroom..eh, cigarettes...blah"

[@jayesper4390]

More like "Eh" and "Blah"

[@BruhMoment93_]

Bleah

[@KingLich451]

Dressed to kill... blah.

[@D2Kprime]

0:20 So Goku is Chinese? I thought he was a Saiyan? :P

[@cristinamaiapm]

***** and a japanese saiyan. I didn't get that either. Tatsuya is retardaded, ignore him.

[@BlueMue]

***** Well Son Goku is based on Sun Wukong wich is chinese. So it's kinda right in a way.

[@cristinamaiapm]

BlueMue and who is that?

[@DmarcusBaus]

+Cristina Tatsuya remind me of Shin Chan

[@TheOneCTXL]

I thought he was a tailed beast.

[@ClaytonBrownMusicOfficial]

8:56 “shut-ter.”

[@187onaPigeon]

5:12 Ryo really has no idea how women and sex works

[@KingLich451]

he was supposed to be a kid.

[@Hida_r]

Lol he was a 17 yo virgin robot.

[@deniswoods6641]

Thanks BlueMue for that video. Such a great idea you had!

[@PrinceXTC86]

Lmfao....altho I beat the game several times, I've never seen some of that dialogue. xD It's hilarious!