Watch Dogs 2 - Funniest Story Cutscenes

Footage taken from here • WATCH DOGS 2 All Cutsc...
I was gonna use my own footage, but my graphics aren’t great so my footage stutters.
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Moments not featured here:
- Sitara and Marcus discussing chibi stickers
- Ray kissing Josh
- Minor dialogue
- Minor side mission dialogue, DLC, and talking to dogs

[@_glitterbomb]

Josh discovering "cornhole" was adorable

[@hatz1107]

"Wait, you used cornhole as a verb, that doesn't make sense in the context..." *Slowly Grins*

[@straightmalecaucasian1453]

Annie Dzeko Ikr, autism is great right?

[@straightmalecaucasian1453]

Why did my comment sound like I was being a dick?

[@ligerdiamond3067]

yes, yes it was.

[@crypterion_moon]

@@straightmalecaucasian1453 ahagahhahaha, oh lord, you're amazing. Sorry that sounded exactly like a line from another game

[@Kn1feShift]

Wrench is hilarious, Sitara is gorgeous, T-Bone is sick of everyone's shit, Josh is adorable, and Marcus is just amazing.

[@zombiehalo9588]

The perfect family

[@KardyVFX]

And Horatio is dead.

[@atomicpotato6194]

@@KardyVFX F

[@eilojarama]

yes.

[@jimmyneutron1137]

Horatio *was* chill

[@Ragingxplorer92]

the 1st game was dark and serious which got you attached to characters 2nd game had a funny quirky happy feeling which got you attached to characters

[@alexchheng6483]

Wonder what the 3rd game gonna be?

[@Saulboxedu]

Alex Chheng a romantic game would be hilariously good

[@jimmyneutron1137]

Don’t forget the Aiden Pearce Easter egg in the second that reminded you of the first game

[@victorydance6439]

Point is, Ubisoft never let me down on her games except for maybe assassin's creed but that's AFTER unity

[@dinidusamaranayake3266]

@@victorydance6439 his?

[@jovannihatesmayonnaise1814]

if they make a watch dogs 3 they better bring wrench back

[@realhakora]

Frontline Productions ikr

[@geneva_iii]

AND JOSH.

[@thegreatmonacage3782]

Nizhoni Nochez And JORDI

[@barbatosreal]

And sitara

[@m0mmah_rio101]

And Aiden

[@leviathanverse]

8:30 Southern Voice had me dying

[@juelzgreer4667]

He is creepy

[@scriptedjava9265]

Juelz Greer ur creepy

[@zmenaczzz3165]

I love Marcus :3

[@toastedvibrant3450]

*"I'm in Your House Fucking up your shit"*

[@Seppen552]

"Uhhhh, get your hands off my shiet!"

[@anuspresley]

"I'm just walking my cat.. ARGH!" - Wrench

[@cartoonken5060]

Did he ever get his cat back, though?

[@ccxgamerlynx6691]

Good question

[@luke7932]

did wrench get his cat back yet

[@smileysatanson3404]

''no fuck that dude, those fuckers killed the crocodile hunter'' - wrench

[@luke7932]

“we’re watching the trailer shut the fuck up” wrench

[@Welsen971]

6:27 marcus' reaction .. priceless lmao

[@zmenaczzz3165]

I love Marcus

[@thomaswasily7146]

Bulldozer porn 😂😂😂😂😂

[@everlong4320]

He knew ray was onto him

[@atas2561]

He was like WTH???

[@ajayavsm7476]

"The, What?"

[@unlightings]

2:56 Notice how Josh is holding a soda can while everyone else has beer. The details make this game even more immersive like holy hell

[@lilstarxo4483]

I find it cute tho. Hes like the little brother of the group

[@SpinoRexzillaEN25]

Yeah this game nailed it on the characters. I wish the overall story was as good, though.

[@randyx3976]

Everyone is so protective of josh

[@kimmyera174]

Also an autistic. Yeah, depending on the person, we don't enjoy alcohol as much as most people out there ^^' So yeah, soda tends to be a popular choice lol

[@TheSUPERWIND2023]

@@kimmyera174 Care for a Pepsi/Coke? ^^

[@MistaZiggy]

theres a lot of character this time around, everyones a cutie in dedsec

[@Lillie0446]

maybe not

[@edeasdrew2050]

MistaZiggy not the lady Romana

[@dennisgroxo2687]

MistaZiggy Miranda? hell no

[@bjornzek]

MistaZiggy Horatio=cute Josh=adorable Marcus=hot Wrench=cuteee Sitara=hot

[@Birch_ON]

Not Wrench under his mask XD. But I must admit, I like Marcus more than Aiden.

[@judas8352]

11:18 “This container is nicer then my last apartment.” “Welcome to America.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@inactiveaccount6884]

(2014 watch dogs flashbacks)

[@Eddie_Glorpo]

That’s cool Ubisoft is making a reference to the hideouts in WD 1

[@chidiamuta3014]

But can’t live in it.

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

I think this is adine s hide out because isn't it a considnce that it's next the human smugglers operation

[@mr.knight8082]

Welcome to Brasil

[@user-oi5yf8gn4p]

9:10 Wrench: "I'm just walking my cat" lol

[@Dacoro_ae]

XD

[@ashy113]

Its great

[@Karma28282]

Then he kicked it.

[@blubehriluv]

I want Wrench's mask so bad!

[@jovannihatesmayonnaise1814]

Blubehriluv ikr

[@fin78_]

Blubehriluv same

[@altcont8650]

same

[@Birch_ON]

XD RIP

[@maxxycomet7324]

You'd rather see Wrench

[@Artahe]

"They're fucking fake." I don't know, but Marcus' VA managed to capture both the complete disappointment and the sheer "I'm done with this bullshit" Marcus was feeling at that specific moment.

[@tatemushroom1002]

This game is so underrated

[@friendlyaaron9021]

Tate Mushroom agreed

[@avelus5984]

Just because it’s Ubisoft people are going to believe the game is going to be crap. Yet, everybody was excited for BF1 but it was EA. Sure, not just because it’s EA the game should get hate, but it’s so unfair.

[@zmenaczzz3165]

😭😭😭 true

[@slimeballz3367]

Well people were disappointed with the first watchdogs and didn’t want to make the same mistake with Watch Dogs 2 even though it is a great game that improved on the lawt

[@Rayven-jj6ni]

And hipsters ruin it

[@tsm_boii4498]

"Are ya ready kids?!" "Aye aye captain!" "I can't hear you?!" "AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!" 2:26

[@rwhooshmehb4663]

And then the captain loses his job

[@DRWNGamer6915]

and he sends murderers robots and spiders after us

[@mfrosty198]

And then he went on a murderous rampage. And went to prison for lifetime. And having a chance of execution

[@idontknow-kr6rk]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH who lives in a pineapple under the sea

[@Karma28282]

XD

[@bozzwick]

7:26 “hey Becky”

[@Hexstared]

69 likes

[@robertvogel1693]

That moment your mom comes in the room XD

[@seth_raven8784]

1:38 Racist car xD

[@senyai-4905]

Seth_Raven What? Bitch I'm Black And I'm Proud Not to you btw

[@skullkillx4657]

Lol

[@Andrehot20]

GO SPEED RACIST GO!

[@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925]

カタルシスRxse I have no reference for "black".

[@ATotalStr4nger]

"I have no references for "Black" "

[@tyrellg4342]

Marcus- I'm scared bro Horatio- Why's that? Marcus- *Don't nobody look like us man!*

[@azwanajeeb2167]

What you call black surrounded by thousands white man? What? Mr. President 😂

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

the see us to black man together they'll think where plotting 😂

[@RaikanGinro]

@@badreedinedjellali1328 we are plotting

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

@@RaikanGinro rest in peace Horatio

[@yeetthebeatout6906]

You forgot Wrench’s best line “I came, I saw, I blew shit up, I came again”

[@thatoneweirdo4092]

The interactions between Marcus and every other character in this game feels so nice considering you feel as if you have an actual friendship with these guys

[@MelonBoy64_]

as someone with like 0 irl interaction i wholeheartedly agree with this. i had great time playing this game

[@k4l715]

Wrench: The Comedian One of the Group Josh: The Adorable One of the Group Sitara: The Painter of the Group Horatio: The Respectable One of the Group Marcus: The Legend of the Group

[@peter-josephlamusitele6296]

Ray The Father of the Group

[@Tree-Of-Might]

Aiden: The God of the Group

[@supergamingclips1]

@@Tree-Of-Might kinda more like Marcus’s inspiration

[@Tree-Of-Might]

@@supergamingclips1 Aiden Pearce ain't nowhere like Marcus, Aidens undefeatable.

[@supergamingclips1]

@@Tree-Of-Might nah I ment that’s who Marcus wants to be like aiden pierce

[@yungnacho145]

9:46 Siatara sounds like leafy for a sec 10:45 Imagine them if they were at the age of 12. Marcus is just hacking the school Wi-Fi and dedsec cheers on him

[@Misty5906]

this deserves more likes

[@assassinscreedreallifepran1080]

Well...I'm 12 and I fucking want to hack the school's Wi-Fi! Yo, that is a fucking cool idea!

[@yungnacho145]

you know thats basically imposible right?

[@bogi1]

it is possible

[@assassinscreedreallifepran1080]

@@yungnacho145 I tried this... Actually a dumb classmate found me with a friend trying to do it... I was bad XD

[@princessbeexxxx]

"Stingrays would be cool." "Oh no. Fuck that dude. Those fuckers killed the crocodile hunter." Lmao xD

[@JudgeNicodemus]

maya summers Praised be.. Sweet crocodile hunting Prince.

[@unlawz3942]

I'm gonna get another drink lol

[@mubassirzaman7202]

Even more fun fact: Its a real p e r s o n that actually got killed in irl. Search it up.

[@tristanraine]

@@mubassirzaman7202 yeah, Steve Irwin

[@zaimhassan6490]

@@mubassirzaman7202 ...that's kinda the point

[@anitarecount5081]

15:36 He referenced one of the songs in the game I love Marcus

[@zmenaczzz3165]

I love Marcus want him back in watch dogs legion 🥲

[@timannguyen2656]

@@zmenaczzz3165 yes he's there but no

[@naforous7651]

@@timannguyen2656 unfortunately only sound but hey at least he's there

[@timannguyen2656]

@@naforous7651 maybe he is next dlc, who knows, mayber there will be a crossover dlc, if that happens then i'm proud to be a fan of watchdogs

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

and there was also a far cry blood dragon this game is sure everywhere

[@sebonator3000]

6:37 Marcus act's exactly like my mum

[@biffwellinggton4957]

*lol*

[@advaitkurup5274]

Lmao 😂

[@Harkonnennn]

Everyone’s grandma

[@dalton7625]

“I can’t stand that motherfu- Hey Becky!”

[@jasminematrix]

Gentleman.

[@slightlyskewed9044]

I did not hit her i did naaat oh, hi Mark!

[@thanosthemadtitan4105]

7:25

[@aguywithafamilyfriendlynam1768]

11:17 best clip

[@gillybob7747]

Mnyeah

[@rycyoung2611]

this is one of the only video games that i enjoyed every second of the story, i love this game

[@abbycarvide723]

madeofmemes136 the only fun thing about the first game was continually vaulting over my nieces grave.

[@scriptedjava9265]

Simon Hinori ikr

[@zmenaczzz3165]

@Rycyoung Me too :3

[@siddarth_vader]

@@abbycarvide723 What the actual fuck!? LMAO

[@dode764]

2:52 look at that far cry 3 blood dragon title

[@deply6446]

I mean, it's a thing you find in almost every ubisoft game

[@monke1982]

@@deply6446 there is also a wiz billboard in Miami in the crew 2

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

I found a watch dogs 2 shirt in far cry 5

[@Cobaiiin]

7:02 "Aye man, they see two of us together, they gonna think we're plotting." "We are plotting!"

[@Russum1]

3:12 probably the funniest one 🤣

[@TheDeathChamber10]

Steve Irwin reference lol

[@yoboysub5194]

11:17 the best line ever

[@thomascarter2732]

"It's going to catch on fire!" 'How do you know?' "It can't NOT set on fire."

[@ajcampo5021]

4:53 #whenihave"Friends"

[@zmenaczzz3165]

"I mean I'm so glad to be in a part of-- NO NO NO!, THEY ARE F***ING *FAKE* " this comment should have more likes 😂👌

[@Memer76577]

So god damn true

[@y0u_called]

Y'know, I honestly forgot how much I miss these guys. Glad we got to see Wrench and some of Marcus in Legion. Too bad we couldn't have a complete reunion.

[@GenocidalSquid]

I guess that really DOES work out in the end- but it was pretty nostalgic. I played a bit of WD2, and I LOVE the characters.

[@olliemakesvideos125]

The way Marcus says “where’s my phone” makes me piss myself laughing!

[@assassinscreedreallifepran1080]

Yeah😂

[@mingrex8457]

5:59 Dragon:whats your name Im josh Sitara Horatio Wrench Marcus My name's Jeff

[@najeewilson8942]

Rex Lim Jin Ming lol😂

[@feelinlikeuzii]

*distant retching*

[@atas2561]

I’m Ray!

[@zeke2890]

I m RaY

[@posstaldude]

6:07 ‘d shadow legends, the new best RPG game you’ll ever find!

[@3sgeshieid472]

4:32 his face looks so hilarious😂

[@trent2kg813]

Bro rly said 😐✌️

[@pooklee2198]

The Hipster Dick conversation was probably the best conversation in all of Gaming!

[@straightmalecaucasian1453]

XXPOOKYLEXX no the pet talk with wrench

[@assassinscreedreallifepran1080]

Ahhh....I'm surrounded by children"

[@archer_rio]

@@assassinscreedreallifepran1080 Alright, alright guys. We’ve upset Pops over here.

[@johnnyg4mer764]

"I was uncircumcised before it was cool."

[@nikto7297]

"you Trevor! Are a hipster"

[@mickthegeek875]

4:33 "A'ight keep your chin up. PEACE!" when I see this I gotta giggle!

[@dalton7625]

“Sledgehammers and fire... NO! Sledgehammers ON fire.”

[@ivan1036]

3:07 dieing of laughter

[@ThatOneGuy-nd6od]

6:30 Marcus’s face made me rewind over and over

[@assassinscreedreallifepran1080]

Lol

[@DemonDragonGD]

Marcus"Hey we cant stand so close to each other they gonna think we planing" Horatio"We are planing"Lmfao

[@feels-4513]

"I'm just walking my CAT!! ARGHH!!"

[@OwenBuckingham11]

Looks like they did better the second time around

[@jqyhlmnp]

Owen Buckingham yeah, I actually know their names xD

[@pepsia6508]

Owen Buckingham *worse

[@steveempiremantra2120]

Pepsia Gaming stfu

[@najeewilson8942]

steve exe ru shut up

[@95SerGo]

WD2 is a fucking teenager autism. People calling it better shows how bad people's taste actually is.

[@bye2117]

"I'm just walking my cat!" -Wrench

[@kiwo9647]

"BiTcH iM bLaCk AnD iM pRoUd" -Marcus 2016

[@zmenaczzz3165]

:')

[@deathrow5261]

3:31 me when I join a call late

[@arthurmorgan6006]

How to blend in: “I’am just walking my cat!”

[@poes_poems]

Nobody: Me: *feels bad when Junior (Wrench’s robot) explodes*

[@nicholas2408]

"Let the cornholing begin" "You heard the man" Hell ya I did

[@user-fp3yc9hm6m]

12:27 To be honest, “rocks, scissors, dynamites ” makes a lot of sense: dynamite blows up rock, rock smashes scissors, scissors cuts off the fuse of the dynamite. Makes a lot more sense then paper wraps around rock.

[@Yawnford]

2:01 *Starts to gain flashbacks from failing that mission several times*

[@supergamingclips1]

Not to great at time trails huh? Me too

[@Yawnford]

@@supergamingclips1 aye

[@atago-neesama296]

"Don't make me the guy that kicks puppys" -wrench

[@simon8126]

The first time I heard Lenni's rant at 7:57, I just about fell out of my chair laughing, that's some of the best Tourette's I have heard in a while lol

[@Blippy]

Basically anything with wrench

[@andrewbohannon7776]

Blippy same

[@zandermakesvideos9147]

Marcus “ You know you got a weird relationship with technology, right?” Wrench “It’s ok he didn’t mean it.” This had me rolling

[@raine-time]

Sure this wasn't game of the year material, but I had a blast playing this. The nerdy references and banter between characters was awesome. I'm hyped for Legion

[@MillyModeFTW]

It's so unexpected it's hilarious 14:20

[@itsalwaysboppinbrother5924]

XBeastModeFTW “You look like you shat the bed.”

[@null324]

5:42 Omg wrench is *T H I C C* OwO

[@assassinscreedreallifepran1080]

Looolll😂😂😂

[@nikto7297]

He looks thicker than sitara , life is just unfair

[@hyper-revenge-sio]

I've replayed this game three times, with the experience of DLCs, but I'm somehow shocked that Josh cussed

[@arbiter5999]

I loved every scene when Horacio and Marcus were in Nudle "ok, neato" 😂

[@TATEFAN_NUMBER_2]

"they see two of us together they gon think we plottin' " "we *are* plottin' "

[@sevency6677]

Santa in 2018 13:40

[@itsalwaysboppinbrother5924]

sev ency “Ho Ho Ho, Merry fuckin’ Christmas.”

[@ATotalStr4nger]

2020*🙃

[@officeruttp2761]

2021*

[@svprxmewxvy4026]

4:51 too 5:00 had me dying😂😅🤣😅😂😂😅🤣😅😂😂🤣🤣😂

[@mistamemewide]

Josh is the best. I love the diversity in him.

[@Shaarlyn]

i'm not sure to be happy or sad that in the german dub they replaced "cornholing" with "fisting". lovely compliation tho!!

[@CielGoetia]

I still absolutely love this game, all the characters are amazingly written

[@wandiwandi3593]

AI : your face is too dark for my sensors to read Marcus : bitch. I'm black and I'm proud I'm laughed instantly 😂

[@elziion3893]

Come on Marcus, jump in baby, the water is fiiine!

[@OpticFriend-fw6sj]

5:45 uhhhh wrench are you OK?

[@liampeachey5254]

I enjoyed that for some reason

[@j-dawg4774]

Most lively light hearted realistic game I've ever played!!

[@blindguardian1310]

'This ain't your mommas smart car.' It poisoned me

[@Slizzul]

1:37 racist car

[@thecommentingnoodle1086]

some of the funniest stuff: 2:00 close your eyes and imagine the following thing: dedsec is visiting a lake to chill out a little. Wrench starts swimming around and says this😂 really, the voice sounds soooooo gay (even though it's just a stereotype) also, Marcus' reaction to it😂 5:41 NICE OUTFIT, DUDE! 9:23 AHHHH YEAH, dick jokes are great... 10:45 I love how Sitara's voice sounds here, so weird... btw, I've just noticed how bromantic the relationship between Marcus and Wrench is.

[@modelrr-0728]

nonconformist 234 no comprise cutscene where wrench just hugs Marcus for a uncomfortably long time was just great

[@Souplysivm]

It’s more of a close friend relationship

[@notkimpine]

nonconformist 234 2:00 THIS YT COMMENT IS IGN 9/10. I LOVE THIS COMMENT.

[@iheadbuttwindows]

nonconformist 234 NO SHIPS

[@Max-bp4nu]

I died when I closed my eyes at 2:00 😂😂😂😂

[@raff8740]

*IM JUST WALKING MY CAT!… ARGH!!*

[@j-dawg4774]

Watch Dogs 2 is by far my most favorite game of all time, love it or hate it, the story, characters, & gameplay felt smooth af

[@chaolencedraendow3662]

0:20 it’s the way he says it so fast that cracks me up

[@CHRF-55457]

11:40 Man, that line is just so much more better and funnier when you include Wrench's "And some say that shaft has been a bad mother"

[@NoodleNerd]

I just got into this game series and all that I want to say is: I love these characters and I will protect them.

[@zarlet1107]

"I'm gonna go for another beer" Raymond Kenney 2015

[@chiefraptor8833]

2016*

[@eterna748]

@@chiefraptor8833 bruh is it rlly that important

[@archer_rio]

13:54 Marcus: Im’ma go f*** up that billboard with his dumb face all over it. Send a clear message! Sitara: And I am going to hit up his campaign funding. Wrench: And I, am going to f*** up his social media, and I, am going to f*** up his website and I, am going to f*** up his online ads. Ray: I’m gonna go for another beer. I like how Ray wants to be like a plain old lazy guy instead of being an awesome hacker

[@tyronebiggums9492]

Marcus: hey man If they see two of us together they’ll think we’re plotting. Horatio: WE ARE PLOTTING

[@wolfiethesniper5403]

13:14 Easter egg from watch dogs 1 hallucination things :D

[@kitanihunter6735]

I got excited when I saw spider tank no joke lol 😁

[@H4Jack]

4:41 The disappointment in his voice when he said. "The're fucking fake.." 😂😂😂😂

[@seansamurai1981]

7 years later and the script and voice acting is so on point with this game.

[@Panchoproductions2069]

7:28 just look the marcus face man

[@Hxrdhead]

8:25 "I'm in your house fuckin up your shit🥴"

[@tervel1337]

I want Watch Dogs 3, I really enjoyed 2, they are going in the right fucking way, thank you Ubisoft!Been playing for months and the game is still fun to me, haters gonna hate, for me the first game was way too serious, dark and just not cool, 2 is something that really improved and they listened to our feedback, the game is with lower sales because we all know 1 was downgraded but if people get it they will think that 2 aint shit ;)

[@coments101]

Serena Melody fuck it have everyone come back

[@stevensnails1510]

Pirania Piraniov the second game looked nice and played well, but the story is really bad compared to the first.

[@brixishere]

Steven Legerme Omg I think so too. The gameplay is better in WD2 but Aiden is so much better than Marcus. And after experiencing the story of WD2 I started to like the story in the first game more

[@squidlytv]

They need to get a darker story as it fits watch dogs

[@nicholas.6859]

SquidlyTV Ifkr ur completely right

[@zmenaczzz3165]

5:05 Dusan: "throw a fucking punch" Marcus: *punches him Dusan: *vietnam flashbacks

[@justsomeguy7246]

aw you forgot the sex bot and the "I named it pokey"

[@saymone962]

Horatio is like kieran from rdr2 he was an underdeveloped character that had potential but ended up dead.

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

yeah I felt bad for Kieran 😣

[@merchantmocha4665]

@@badreedinedjellali1328 yah :(

[@grathlar]

here after watch dogs legion - omg this is so much better WD2 is a masterpiece imo

[@hampurrger]

"How long were you in that porta-potty?" "Can we keep that whole episode to ourselves... Please?" "Ok, you can trust me NOT TO TALK ABOUT JOSH'S ADVENTURE IN THE TOILET DIMENSION!!" "thanks.."

[@avelus5984]

Josh is so similar to me that I am shocked about how hard-to-surprise and socially awkward I am.

[@jrhfjf4029]

This game has so much personality. I love it

[@howshyper]

3:20 i almost cried I love Steve Irwin

[@checkmate9099]

14:13 my man 👍

[@SFH_Jenkins]

"this container is nicer than my last apartment, welcome to America!"