WAHTCH DGOGGS

Footage from the lovely Izuniy coz i'm not playing this mess:
• Watch Dogs All Cutscen...
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[@Patchess]

*I T S N O T T H E P I Z Z A G U Y*

[@eg149p]

IfritMaster lemme get uhhhhhhhh... *BONELESS PIZZA*

[@Patchess]

...

[@ramiritoavila9078]

IfritMaster pizza guy machine brone

[@ramiritoavila9078]

broke*

[@Patchess]

🅱️roke*

[@kynamite1196]

aiden I don't know guns *one shot quickdraw*

[@HeySlickThatsMe]

**Headshot**

[@rollerpuntazo1640]

Kynamite ubisoft's creativity in a nutshell

[@strifeserver9770]

Zooming faces changes everything!! xDD

[@poomanfromtarget6045]

JeaniusKek I was wondering what the joke is, still am

[@ytn675]

JeaniusKek i know

[@user-ng2lz8pm4j]

4:44

[@abdullahalotaibi239]

@@ytn675 apps

[@abdullahalotaibi239]

@@user-ng2lz8pm4j baby

[@cooltheodore3641]

he just used zooming but it's still hilarious

[@poomanfromtarget6045]

Cool Theodore How?

[@inactiveaccount6884]

69 likes yay

[@aclevername8399]

*Violently kicks chair into injured leg* "Talk soon, partner."

[@inactiveaccount6884]

chair abuse no good

[@abdullahalotaibi239]

0:444

[@abdullahalotaibi239]

44.44

[@abdullahalotaibi239]

4:44

[@shadowarcheress7260]

3:08 - 3:11 *My two moods*

[@steele_heart77]

SAME

[@shuaybw3138]

"-badboy ? -what ? -badboy17 ? -what the fuck man ? -*shakes his head with a sad look on his face as the poor dude leaves*" i never realised how weird this situation is holy shit XD

[@ohoh5312]

What?

[@shuaybw3138]

@@ohoh5312 dude probably thought aiden was there to meet up with some guy for some "business" especially because he says "badboy17??", looks really different when you dont have the context

[@ohoh5312]

Ubisoft worries me sometimes

[@drobviouslol]

@@shuaybw3138 I never made that connection

[@defalt7023]

*Pow Pow Pow*

[@mitchellc4226]

Sticky bomb. See. It sticks!

[@bruhSaintJohn]

Says the guy with the name that ends on C4

[@inactiveaccount6884]

*mind blown*

[@debbiemeyer2307]

Blown away

[@jaysunisdumb8482]

8 years and I still laugh at it

[@aleamnckdh7350]

5:07 "My giant blip-"

[@devintariel3769]

I've got a lot on my mind

[@user-ng2lz8pm4j]

"wOoO hOO"

[@thesalmonserver5871]

sticky bomb *IT STICKS*

[@bruhSaintJohn]

L I K E A B O M B STICKY *THINK ABOUT IT*

[@thesalmonserver5871]

ThePhirenor goddamnit

[@devintariel3769]

ThePhirenor It naaawt the sticky bomb. We are in the midst of stickiness here Pearce.

[@justdontlook01]

this is hilarious

[@leviathanverse]

Sylvester Molenaar I'm DYING

[@christheginger4869]

3:07

[@ytn675]

Sylvester Molenaar it is!

[@theamazingpancake2489]

"And your friends were gross" *Stares* "Bye Jacks"

[@skfearland]

"I called the cops" "You did?"

[@MetalisBae]

Jumpcuts and zooming in. I never thought it would make things so damned funny. XD

[@coffee6058]

too far this addiction has gone TOO FAR!1!1!

[@maxxycomet7324]

I build stuff. You do. I'm also allergic to cookies. *Aiden Knocks Tobias Out*

[@Jack-cf7wm]

I don't remember posting this... (Maxxy Comet is my old account)

[@SurvivalOfTheCunts]

"Ｈｅｙ．" "Ａ　ｗ　　ｆ　ｕ　ｃ　ｋ．．．"

[@euphoriccamel833]

ARE YOU MAD? -I don't know anymore. (AHH BA BOO BOP) [Clipped]. Sums up Watch Dogs in a collaged scene pretty well.

[@ritu4l644]

6:26 her face when after she shoots the guy And wtf, aiden is driving without looking What a skill

[@cake941]

bad boy 17 lol

[@HudahTuTink]

Why is this so funny?!

[@poomanfromtarget6045]

Hoo Doo You Think? It isn't.

[@Moonoom]

*pow pow pow pow pow pow pow*

[@dwc500]

"I want a Nod in your Manifesto"

[@blubehriluv]

These are so fucking good

[@poomanfromtarget6045]

Blubehriluv How?

[@G-DORA]

Ya know the campaign would've been 100 times more interesting and better if it were Aiden and china-man as a duo sort of thing

[@devintariel3769]

Tu-Tumu Teira Probably will be the prequel the story behind Aiden Pearce and his origin. A developer told around 2014 that Jordi and Aiden used to run together as part of a fixer team with Damien as the handler/hacker. The job at the Merlaut was a fixer contract, and both Aiden and his sister were trained in basic combat skills by their father who was in the IRA. So I think that might be Watch Dogs 3, set in the early to mid 2000's before CTOS, so to profile people you'll have to break into police stations and offices to get information on people to put on your server. And instead of Ctos towers you get early wifi hotspots and drive around town looking for new hotspots as well as phish unencrypted data through the hotspot. You also have a huge ass old phone and laptop, and pager for online contracts lol.

[@katiem9128]

@@devintariel3769 I wish that was what WD3 was.

[@inaki915]

@@katiem9128 I really really wish that was what WD3 was. frankly anything would have been better. :( and thats such a dope ass concept too.

[@chuke190]

"I build stuff" "You do" Wow 10/10

[@technogd5509]

Proof that zooming in is the pinnacle of modern comedy

[@HeySlickThatsMe]

1:01 BadBoy69? **Gay Music**

[@wrench_7750]

HeySlickThatsMe AHAHAHA

[@rollerpuntazo1640]

HeySlickThatsMe lel xdxd

[@sevency6677]

I did not understand

[@user-dw8uf1ny6t]

1:26 Jordi- Hi. Aiden- Oh fuck. Jordi- *It’s not the pizza guy!*

[@salemdoesstuff]

"sticky bomb, you see" *bump* "it sticks."

[@ytn675]

Saltiest Walrus i love maurice

[@DJSIQRIQ]

1:14 - *You took the words right out my mouth*

[@ZIETH]

The awkwardness is so...... hilarious XD

[@thechrisanator1678]

Jordi:It’s not the pizza guy*meanwhile looks like a Chinese*

[@DanB_68]

It's not the boneless pizza guy.

[@Patchess]

You stole my comment

[@bruhSaintJohn]

Report it to the cops, go ruin his life, why don't ya?

[@DanB_68]

IfritMaster sorry I didn't see your comment before I posted it.

[@Patchess]

LOLitsDanB It's fine

[@adolfoortiz6905]

LOLitsDanB Thats funny But it should've been 🅱oneless

[@Denise_260]

0:50 😂

[@adrianomartello295]

Io :] Pop quiz in a nutshell

[@EpicStreamMan]

Love it, well edited, makes me wanna play the first game through again, thanks ;c)

[@Error62451]

Jordy makes the entire game better

[@suzzie1592]

watching this made me realize how funny this game really was.

[@ritu4l644]

4:18 worse animation XD

[@maxxycomet7324]

"Hey." "Oh f**k". "It's not the pizza guy."

[@blondeboi2132]

"NO, NO, take it as "none of your business""

[@nexusc.5552]

This is what Pokémon Go gets you into

[@wrench_7750]

"Are you mad?" "I don't know anymore...."

[@zach_the_guy5257]

It's a uhh...sticky bomb. It uh... sticks. *WOAH TECHNOLOGY!*

[@bruhSaintJohn]

I mean, in a way this vid is supposed to be funny, but all it did is showed how good some of the facial animations are. Even in 2017 that is still true. Say what you want about downgrades, but it still looking good, impressive even.

[@jagermarius5826]

Jordi:I called the cops Aiden:you didn't Jordi:POW POW POW POW Aiden: :/

[@null324]

2:19

[@kalebsanchezgrainger9310]

The camera angles make it feel like a really dark episode of Parks and Rec.

[@Warweazel]

6:21 "I don't know guns." *BLAM* Doesn't even flinch.

[@bruhSaintJohn]

Everyone knows how to pull the trigger, she probably has no idea how to reload and aim properly.

[@Warweazel]

I know, I was just pointing out the already obvious irony.

[@Isiauwuehrifi]

Watch dogs one: makes a big deal out of killing anyone and makes player question their moral choices Watch dogs 2: haha grenade launcher go boom boom

[@berdnord]

*_IT_* *_STICKS._*

[@TheOtherDeimos747]

*shot of black gang soldiers walking out of building* white man with chicago accent: time to fuck this guy up

[@blondfoss]

God, ubisoft actually put some effort in those facial animations/mocap back then! Look at those subtle facial expressions, and those models aren't even that detailed compared to now, now the faces look super detailed yet move like robots, specially the lip sync, I think only really important pre rendered cutscenes get that special treatment, here it's in game and all the time.

[@julianwilliamson3364]

This I basically watchdogs the shortest anyone can put it

[@ytn675]

I simply love this video so much. Perfect.

[@dandyhighway-man8701]

This game is awesome

[@tangerinedream8987]

3:06 that supercut tho.

[@matteoemanueleluzi6557]

Mood

[@cloudybookcase9189]

It's everything I love about the game

[@saiga3115]

"It's the sticky bomb, see, it sticks"

[@BluChemical9087]

Watch_Dogs but it's embarrassing.

[@stanislawignacy]

nicky nicky

[@frummer8373]

"You've pissed in evertbody's beer now"

[@inactiveaccount6884]

-Hi. -Oh, fuck, it's not the pizza guy! -Shinywidow, 2017

[@octonitro]

“He’s talkin to me” “WAH-“

[@SpinoRexzillaEN25]

This made me want a video game or movie where they cut every single scene between the characters talking.

[@MK-cd6eg]

idk how youre doing this but its pure awesome

[@pr0phet_196]

I love this game so much

[@ForecastGrim]

Hi Ah fu- It's not the pizza guy!

[@JAXUTUBE1]

I’m gonna replay the entire campaign just for that

[@maxxycomet7324]

This is beautiful. Btw, Jackson on the train has a hovering IPad from his hands.

[@thewrench89]

I love these games

[@ninam6313]

mood tbh

[@JAXUTUBE1]

3:08 The waiter after I pay in exact change

[@nsilvya6079]

This video proves that my sense of humor is deteriorating

[@temmorijken5762]

Everyone got the game wrong, they all wanted a tough guy who turned out not be one all while the point was that this is just a comedy

[@iamdeviljho2795]

"Bedbug can get into any girl's bed!" "That's disgusting!" You tell him granny

[@Yaamaazz]

the fucking Zoomin's is what gets me lol

[@teacupturtle3541]

This gives me life

[@bruggingmoe]

one quick story recall

[@ytn675]

I loved this!

[@-firestorm-3811]

I'm a year late but DAMN I laughed so much I wanna play it again xD

[@jacktiran5840]

Can take 3 bullets to the head Yet can't climb a small edge

[@bibirutan]

HAHAHA, WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY?! xD

[@felicity8680]

"I know stuff" "You do"

[@crunchyguy8723]

AH NOICE 0:43

[@wasu1532]

3:07 the Iraq part lmao Technically me watching this video

[@deadinheart5699]

-Where the hell have you been? -What?! -He's talking to me *stab* *-A-*

[@kAY-yl5en]

Aiden: are you Tobias Tobias: it's none of your business AIDEN: I take that as a yes Tobias: NOtAkeThaTAsNOneOfYOUrBusINess

[@MRMADASSASSINx]

I gotta replay this game.

[@DG-vg2hk]

"pow pow pow pow pow"

[@Sabba7h]

Jordi is the Watch Dogs equivalent of Trevor Phillips

[@ytn675]

I love this!

[@NotTylerT]

I love this

[@furioust9377]

Why is this so funny?!?!?! 😂😂

[@JAXUTUBE1]

3:08 When I hear another among us meme

[@anarchysaint]

That's a bit sussy

[@AcesUpYourSleeve]

"Sticky bomb... See? It sticks" Woah woah jordi found out that sticky bombs stick wow

[@181patty]

am I the only one that likes watchdogs

[@waubadoo]

181PATTY 8 no

[@gamplex-ilikevideogames3591]

Perfect.

[@fredwardvevo2602]

You need to reward him with something... Liiiike uuuuuuhh, a cookie?

[@corviknightsteelwings7637]

Pow pow pow pow pow