Shit Duncan Says

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[@highlanderyt1274]

Great video but you missed this gem: Sips: “I like my women like I like my guns...” Duncan: “Full of Bullets.”

[@gerudah]

Hahaha what's that from

[@highlanderyt1274]

Found it kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWOre3ZmZst4obM go like 12 minutes in

[@tehtnaz]

lol this just got mentioned in the one quote for every yoga cast video

[@novaseer]

@@highlanderyt1274 12:04 to be precise

[@garr_inc]

@@gerudah From one episode of Duncan's Factorio when Sips joined them for a bit.

[@LifeOfDubstep]

Duncan has been a solid yogs member for so so long.

[@moonjunk9054]

Good thing, too, liquid members are so boring to watch

[@Blaas123]

@@lunal2433 Like Caff, just pure white liquid. Was never funny anyhow.

[@TroyEdkins]

Really do love a solid member

[@Effect_____]

@@Blaas123 caff isnt in the yogs anymore he got done for sexually harrassing women

[@Blaas123]

@@Effect_____ That's the joke...

[@dermathze700]

I think I lost my entire 10 years of English knowledge while listening to Duncan ramble in Open TTD.

[@sind4953]

how many years do you have left

[@Poud2]

liek sambeordfee notice he said his entire ten years

[@teunw6699]

Jakob Aylesbury that guy lost his knowledge too

[@drmeduimant5066]

Let remind you that he went and graduated college

[@thdwight04]

Duncan is honestly the most underappreciated of the yogs

[@firefistx7477]

Him and sjin tho still both consistently loved

[@andyman4416]

So true!!

[@internetonsetadd]

I want to be his best friend and braid his hair.

[@freakyskull516]

been my favorite yog for years now.

[@GewelReal]

Good thing he is past his "sometimes annoying" phase

[@GewelReal]

Duncan "Literally Hitler" Jones

[@sirgwan5768]

I sometimes feel like Duncan is on par with Lewis' oddness sometimes Edit: I actually believed Duncan's testicle parasite story and you have no idea how many times I googled it

[@GewelReal]

Excuse me, what the fuck Now I cannot unsee it

[@arnust7113]

He’s not really accurate but that *is* a thing. It just doesn’t eat testicles, it literally blows them away and replaces them with it’s own genitalia, then controls the host into spreading it. It’s called the Sacculina.

[@sirgwan5768]

@@arnust7113 don't... don't do that. Don't give me hope

[@Sophice]

oh the helidepot clip is so funny i forgot about that till now

[@GewelReal]

"Helay-depo"

[@KevanTess]

he-li-de-pot

[@devilvocano420]

@@GewelReal hi jewel tick

[@GewelReal]

@@devilvocano420 reee

[@JamesHuggett_]

​@@KevanTessApparently the way you wrote that means I can in another language. I don't know which though.

[@natashaohern564]

I would LOVE to see “Shit Rythian Says.” Guys got some truly magnificent lines.

[@DewaKrishna_]

Rythian will always be my favourite yogs

[@darkmiserythechao]

call it "Shit Rythian Yells" and just have it be an hour of all his raging bits ending with the famous "how do you exist without a brain"

[@discordlexia2429]

HOW DO YOU EXIST?!?!

[@kwazooplayingguardsman5615]

Swedish Salt

[@favabean3578]

Nicely job

[@sammy3212321]

This video convinced me Duncan is funny

[@nakenmil]

I had almost forgotten. Druncan is particularly hilarious.

[@sanguillotine]

Same here

[@nandimoozle703]

Nobody appreciates him but he holds a lot of series together

[@diablofrag2177]

@@nandimoozle703 The problem there is that it's been said many times that he'll drop a series or similar pieces of content because they don't get enough views, and we all know what that means :/

[@ReeceLavellan]

I love Duncan. He’s been my top Yog (alongside the original duo) for a long long time. He’s sadly under appreciated and hated on, but I think he’s funny, smart, and just a really nice guy

[@burgerkiller4438]

Ben best boi Lee lew second boi Rythian third boi Duncan first blonde bitch

[@TheDarthChief]

"I have a tofu cock" is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard XD

[@CapemanProducti0ns]

Duncan is the Yog I've always related to the most, he's the quietest of them all and only speaks to either rant, roast and shoot straight up FACTS! He's also the only one that bothers to study the game's wiki and always experiments before going head on. Go subscribe to the smartest Yog.

[@panner11]

Quiet? Facts? What? Duncan? Seeds?

[@marshallbowdrie8562]

Sooo, the biggest tryhard?

[@realfangplays]

@@marshallbowdrie8562 someone has to be

[@evilemuempire9550]

Marshall Bowdrie To balance out all the other Yogs

[@GewelReal]

"study game's wiki" You haven't seen his Minecraft vids in the last years or so then

[@LonyTopez]

We need another Duncan says montages please

[@SquidgyWobble]

"If you are what you eat, then i'm your mum." lmfao.

[@seabornebook]

“Got my foot on the gas and my finger in my ass”

[@Gooberpatrol66]

"I can't put Theresa May in the gulag." "Gulag that bitch." Commissar Duncan Jones, hero of the people.

[@BenersantheBread]

Oh man, I'd forgotten about "IT'S SOMEONE ELSE"

[@strongraider1014]

“Say what you want about Hitler, but he was a good leader” Lmfao

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

11:14 ..sounds like dunc would make a good Evil genious to be honest ,and all knows the true hero of a story is a well written Villan.

[@pdbyrns]

Just what I need to make my day better

[@liamwood4331]

“shoot people that are running black and not holding guns”. this is why police brutality is a thing😂

[@Tugu420]

Oh no

[@desichalkos5627]

Aged beautifully.

[@sapprine4534]

"If you are what you eat, then... *I'm your mum.* "

[@FiaraGC]

This is absolute GOLD! Probably the BEST compilation of 'shit someone says' you've ever done. [edit] 10:37 Lewis and Sjin looking at each other like 'wtf?!'

[@firefistx7477]

Drunk duncan is halirious

[@DanaBlackCEO]

drunkan!

[@panner11]

Now I wanna know the TTT episode where he says "shoot the ones that are running, and black, and not holding guns" lmao

[@HelloThere69]

It's from the NEW ROCK PAPER SCISSORS TTT episode

[@effortlessproductions]

“8 for 8 let’s flip a coin” *UN has left the chat*

[@NetworKrakle]

You know, i’d like to see a Sjin laughing compilation. Only because i’ve never heard him laugh quite so much as he did there at 7:45. That has hilarious! I was dying!

[@NetworKrakle]

Or not....

[@GeorgieBonsoir]

@@NetworKrakle Yikes.

[@breakingpointproductions28]

He's not laughing now, is he-

[@thysponge55]

The firehose joke made me do a spittake, I wasn’t ready for that one Duncan

[@Riku-Leela]

Love Duncan so much ❤️

[@mr.incognito9100]

You forgot "Wood stinks sticks sticks sticks string string sticks sticks string sticks sticks string string"

[@MizuhoChan]

Oh god, I remember the helidepot. HELL AYE DA POT.

[@Collisto2435]

Ok but 'How many miles is.. space?' Is a legit question Like come on How many miles is it?

[@fonk7661]

Atleast 3

[@tonk3878]

@@fonk7661 What is this? A universe for ants?! It needs to be at least 3 times bigger than this.

[@WildBluntHickok]

Like White Zombie asked "how high is up?"

[@MrRyu0007]

I'd like to see a compilation of duncan contradicting himself regarding Traitor RDM

[@OSCARMlLDE]

Duncan has such a strange place in the yogscast these days, it was delightful to remember what place he likes to occupy in banter

[@IcepersonYT]

Man, so many of these were so wry and quick I had to replay them 2-3 times to really let it wash over me. Also makes me realize how much Duncan has mellowed out(not that that is a bad thing).

[@vineveer4358]

I haven't seen a Drakon Astron recommendation from KZbin in a long time. *que ben kenobi flashbacks*

[@fabiansw8]

this is the original mad cat

[@MrOlympuse410]

One of my more recent favourites was him, ravs, boba and ped discussing if children popped out of semen like popcorn. Duncan: oh god imagine, you'd have to carry a gun around with you all the time

[@shooty22]

I really thought the "shit sips says" would be my favorite but this took the cake i rewatch it all the time it's too funny

[@htasul]

I think the reveal of Doncon might be in my top 10 Yogscast moments. I even have the Doncon T-shirt haha

[@jamesbelton467]

This is amazing I could honestly watch this for ages

[@Mabra51]

"Yoshi's willie world" i'm dead

[@yaboigavin13]

This is why we love Duncan

[@TheBearwithaBeard]

This is the Yogscast. I love the Yogscast.

[@EclipsaMyrtenaster]

“Helaydipot” - Duncan

[@pixelplays1877]

God I fucking love Duncan

[@rreeeekk]

I'm glad no one has the ability to make one of these about my life

[@lnfreeman]

Was not anticipating this, but thoroughly enjoyed it

[@fluxyterminator6508]

“Had a shandy and um... Steal from your parents”

[@boomslang3946]

usual Duncan is quite tame i thought but this reminds me that on occasion he's almost as loose as lewis

[@venomouscrystal6787]

Can we get a new one of this . Much love

[@leemon2677]

I love Drunkan

[@catinsoup]

“Oh I don’t want to go in there.. it looks like heaven”

[@ShaneOfThrones]

Duncan might be my favorite Yog.

[@freakyskull516]

DAMMIT DRUNKAN!!! you are still my favorite yog...

[@RubelliteFae]

I should not have watched this while waiting in the airport. The laughter cannot be stifled

[@dororo101]

“Shoot people who are like running and black and not holding guns.” Too real

[@thisconnectd]

2:03 my god they were so much more drunk in 2015

[@ffionroberts2778]

3:36 pissing myself omg

[@panner11]

Omg this is so different from normal Duncan hilarious

[@midnightproductions3442]

We need more of these

[@d3ckr_nexxa537]

A hole is a hole ¯\_(ಸ ‿ ಸ)_/¯

[@ffionroberts2778]

Madcat: am I a joke to you?

[@teddypicklereichroosevelt]

The Yoshis Willy World one has me dying.

[@quinnlee-newbury9003]

I fucking love Duncan

[@sadie5621]

Hell I dee pot ~ helidepot 😂😂

[@Madman3721]

Caff said a few of these things to the wrong girl..

[@thetattiescones6633]

and this kids is the effects of weed

[@PTNLemay]

0:32 Good effort.

[@Groans4u3]

The thing he says about kidney stones being broken up on rollercoaster rides is partially true - jaoa.org/article.aspx?articleid=2557373. A published paper was written on it

[@AlecazamAlecazam]

0:43 That was unexpected lol

[@jamesbowen1926]

He is the only channel I watch frequently lol so I loved all of those

[@corndoghead1]

The difference between lewis and duncan is when duncan says something weird he just plows through it and doesnt react.. and lewis always back track

[@dethicusm]

4:10 literally made me spit my coffee everywhere 🤣🤣👌

[@peopleskarmasquad1042]

What the hell does this have to do with Frank Garrett and Duncan Construction? I call shenanigans!!

[@jada7109]

The level of drunk at the jj2015 ttd stream is amazing

[@autronic9306]

**Brain power: 100**

[@tubbyman77]

SHIT RYTHIAN SAYS! The man has some funny ass lines!

[@Half_Finis]

magnum got bitches and nothing left to loose

[@eclairz9275]

Anyone know what “I reckon Hitler would be a great DM” is from?

[@rohanlippmann7474]

This is hands down the funniest video ive ever seen

[@masterdj6077]

1:57 Holy fucking shit how did I not notice that when I watched that episode.

[@pougfifty6463]

watching this on half speed is way funnier

[@LMC_Jarred]

0:48 Definitely thought that was Ross at first

[@8bit_pineapple]

Heli - pot Hell-I-DE-Pot What the fuck is that!!?!?! Lewis:Heli-Depot Oh 😂

[@agdtkry]

The amount of times Duncan brings up Hitler is discerning. I like it.

[@adaml1867]

I don't want to go in there...it looks like heaven

[@Syrite]

The transition at 9:19 is weirdly satisfying

[@GewelReal]

I am rewatching it again and 4:07 caught me off guard soo much!

[@jacrispyfriv1206]

Sjit sjin says:just a bunch of sjin facts

[@River.s.]

Good ol' D O N C O N

[@jesust6463]

Low key Duncan’s cute

[@killpuddle9977]

Yoshi's Willy world sounds like my kind of evening

[@firefistx7477]

Duncan says some weird shit

[@jonesy3million26]

I came here to find out what Duncan's Dingers are. I still don't know but I'm very much happier from listening about it. My God he was drunk!

[@selfanothermostlikely478]

Bladder Stones

[@palmtree476]

FuCkinG QUaKe pRO

[@elloydsart]

I love duncan so much hahaha

[@kaiishere016]

I wish Lewis and Duncan still did their Crusader Kings 2 and Anno games, etc

[@spinny3939]

1:57 is too real

[@JamieLand7]

'Hitler has won the house cup'