SHIT ITALIAN MOMS SAY 3: Alt Scenes and Outtakes

Mama's Leftovers! Better the next day!
Daniel Franzese says the SHIT your Italian Mom Says!
Daniel Franzese says all the SH*T YOUR Italian Mom says!
Part 3 to the HIT series SHIT ITALIAN MOMS SAY
Produced and Written by Lisa Mastroianni and Daniel Franzese
Directed By Zack Bass
Camera,Sound and Editing by Dan Munger
Music by Mike Meehan
© Copyright 2012, by Daniel Franzese. All video and music rights reserved. Duplication without express permission of the author is prohibited.
cast:
Daniel Franzese as ITALIAN MOM
Joseph Ferrante as Anthony
Madeline Carroll as Rosalie
Judith Benezra as Donna
Gillian Larson as Nana
Pebbles as Rockie
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[@chipaway]

"it's even better the next day" is classic

[@SugaStarr]

Soooo Classic

[@lismaryperez6885]

My mom says that when she makes stewed black beans and she’s right, they’re even better the next day.

[@steveanton763]

Food science agrees.

[@Jayman2800]

*_I'M NOT YELLIN'!_* My mom calls it talking with emotion

[@MissDepinto]

OMFG YES. My mom says the same thing!!. "I'M NOT YELLING! I'M JUST TALKING LOUD." yeah okay...

[@249jasmine]

+Ren Craig Just caught myself saying this yesterday!

[@DavidLeinwand]

I heard this all the time. Lol.

[@mmsw.9255]

yep. literal. when i said she was yelling. that when plates go flying lol

[@MDWLRK7]

My dad’s side is Scot/Irish AND Southern so yellin’ isn’t a term until you reach about 120 decibels. Also, my grandmother was half deaf so... But everyone has an opinion. She had two sets of twins, 7 boys and 1 girl. But yeah, all the time, “Dad, stop screaming!” “I’m NOT SCREAMING!” Lol. Loud is a way of life. And now, I’m telling you honest, I can’t do anything quietly. I can’t even think something without it creeping onto my face.

[@christineguttilla6465]

“I’m not yellin!” 😂 They don’t understand, that’s how us old Italians from Brooklyn talk normally. 😆

[@MissDepinto]

"TELL ME NOW BECAUSE I'M NOT COMING BACK" everyday when I'm at work.

[@callawaysam]

This is my childhood! My mother and grandmother are American/Italian and both still talk like this, I can attest to hearing about 85% of these lines in my lifetime! My mother always threatened me with the "you're gonna have a kid just like you" line when I misbehaved! Also heard the "Easy, I'm not one of your friends", "gahead", "go somewhere else" and "I'm not yelling!" on a daily basis as a kid. My mom, grandmother, and I all watch these videos together and we laugh at how accurate they are!

[@jasonmuskopf9768]

Haha me too.

[@WendyOne]

callawaysam - well my momma said it too & was spot on w/the “a kid like you”-curse!-in SPADES🙏🏼🇮🇹🤦🏼‍♀️Madonn- Prega Per Noi🙏🏼

[@sugarslimes8807]

Yeh pretty much that was my life

[@ted1091]

My mother used the same line. Me: well, by that logic you had me as payback for the way you behaved toward Grandma!

[@chandlerrosenzweig9403]

The Italian is on my dad's side of the family but my mom said a lot of this stuff too. Maybe it's just a long island thing.

[@Johndiasparra]

"We are two old ladies but we'll kick your aise!!" - Heard this a lot

[@phoozchic]

My mother..half Italian...north Jersey...4 kids....”ahl knock ya heads togetha”

[@Selectrolux]

"She's always cryin' that she got no money but she's got a loaf of bread under each arm." That is as old school of an Italian saying as you can get. :D

[@CakeofRage]

i didn't realize that no one else said this until i moved away from my italian family :') that part of the video slapped me with nostalgia

[@SugaStarr]

“We don’t live like this” Hahahahahaha Mom, is that you?

[@byrd91735]

Ma, ma, ma. I'm changing my name!!! My ma used to say that! And I'm black

[@AbiZolanski]

"It's even better the next day".

[@Wolfdrugs]

The "I saw you go out with 4 dogs last week" was the best part. Holy shit, I burst out laughing. Wow that was pure comedic gold.

[@montygreen6228]

I agree ! This is comedy Gold . Italian mom should have her own tv series !

[@IzzoWingChun]

Just had Easter dinner and almost all of these came out!

[@richard1113]

My mom... "You wanna go... g'head, g'head." Spot on!

[@jenniferfiore2029]

Please make a part 4!!!

[@jkseraphim4]

Agreed!

[@kristenmarie15]

"Goffabid somethin happens" lmao my fav

[@notarii894]

"I'm not yelling" literally my Italian mom 😂

[@adriana-jn8ru]

Mine too. Miss her so much

[@montygreen6228]

Son.I am walking four dogs. Mom. I seen you go out with four dogs last week Great video. Very funny.One of the best.

[@tatysixx7633]

"That's it I'm changing my name it's not ma anymore." 😂😂My ma says it all the time

[@jasonmuskopf9768]

Mine used to also. LOL

[@ticccylikeasniccy4651]

I said once on vacation, “you don’t know my name and no one look at me!” (It has been practically stressful leading up to the trip). So my kiddo the entire time yelled at everyone not to look at me 😂😂 she didn’t understand the assignment but I appreciated the spirit.

[@Cclaudia4me]

I can watch these over and over... and I do!!🤣🤣🤣

[@MiThreeSunz]

“Ah look at this fach! I’m gonna eat this face!” LMAO I can’t count the number of times I’ve heard that expression!

[@calisongbird]

Phil Olivieri we Jewish families hear a similar exclamation from our moms/grandmas, just substitute the word “punim.” 😄

[@lindaseel8633]

When we were good, Facha Belle. When we were bad, Facha brrut!

[@Riquis101]

The way he says " WE CANT FIND THE FREAKIN' CAR! " Is amazingly accurate.

[@kob7890]

"Mind yer BUSINESS!!" ROFL - please make at least 15 more of these !!!

[@VIVIAN1965]

"I'll put your head through a wall!!"...."I"m not yelling!!!"....I love you and the fact that you make some scary times during my childhood, hysterically funny!!!....Please dont stop making these videos!!!

[@lpadavis1]

Holy shit. I just realized that I am an Italian mom... If my kids see this I'm screwed...

[@88Musk]

LOL

[@shrinkquit]

My husband’s Italian Mommom said “God forbid” before every sentence! Now I say it constantly. My Nonno loved calling the neighbors stunad! And they were!

[@12tree33]

Oh my favorite is when she corrects the lady on how she pronounced mozzarella!!! So true.

[@SammyCee27]

I'd love to see this character developed further. Better drag makeup and hair. She will be phenomenal!

[@LegionIvory]

Nah, I think the stubble adds to the comedic appeal.

[@OccamsRazor67]

I agree...its the cheesy wig and day-old beard that really makes it. But you need a scene with a framed collage photo of Jesus Christ AND Frank Sinatra on the wall, like the one in Stevie Bs videos.

[@nittyranks]

"If you don't like the rules go somewhere else" LMAO I used to hear that one also!

[@Redirocks]

MAKE PART 4 !!!!!!!!

[@Redirocks]

cmon bro i got 23 likes for my comment/suggestion to make a part 4of shit italian moms say. please consider making it for us!! this shit is funy as hell!!

[@Redirocks]

update: i now have 39 likes for my comment/suggestion to make part 4!!! please make a part 4!!! longer too if u can. you need a tv show with this character!!! funny as hell

[@catb122]

we don’t yell, we just talk very loud and very expressively

[@kamuelafonseca6805]

ITS EVEN BETTER THE NEXTDAYY

[@sherry1253]

Keep Going-MAKE MORE!!!! This is so GOOD!!!! and IM NOT YELLING!!!! lol

[@249jasmine]

This NEVER gets old. I can watch it over and over. Exactly like family in New Jersey. PLEASE do more!

[@jenna27l]

love these... and this is coming from an Italian from Jersey... not joisey lol

[@emilylapara2968]

I love how they mention the "it's even better the next day" thing! omg thank you!

[@judeannegossin3148]

i hear "it's even better the next day" alot in my household.

[@kenrock6767]

Someone has to write a full movie for you, you could win an Oscar for this. I hope to see a full length movie someday with you as the Italian Mom front and center. I almost pee my pants watching these.

[@TheDarinsMom]

My 9 year old says "mom, this is so you." - Thank you for this! :-)

[@charlesmichael9188]

I'm dying over here! OMG...so true...so funny.

[@montygreen6228]

I love all 3 videos.Part one,two and three.They are phenomenal.

[@GrizzlyDave85]

Yep this is my mom, grandmother, and my aunt

[@BakurasGirl21]

Will there be a number 4?! Please say Yes! I love this series! You sound just like MY Italian mother!

[@sushi505]

I laughed so hard. Have you made one about Italian dads? Growing up with a full Italian father, there were so many gestures, sayings and mannerisms that I know you can make a video about. We're from Chicago, but I really enjoyed the NY/NJ accents! Great job!!!! (I want that apron now!).

[@sharyhaf1934]

“i’m like evil kneival over here”

[@ElenaAlvareztropical]

"You're gonna have a kid just like you"

[@ted1091]

My mother's favorite line. But she kept going: And that'll be your punishment for the way you behave toward me. Me: your grandchild will be a punishment? Anyway, by that logic, I'm your punishment for the way you behaved toward Grandma! Stuff flying at me.

[@lindacrowley5315]

This guy should have his own show. Too funny!

[@lindacrowley5315]

Make it like Mamas family but Italian!

[@MsBrooklyn62]

C'mon Danny do a part IV!

[@TimeTraveller010]

+Lorraine Corso Like my sister, ha ha, Greetings from Melbourne Australia, the Italy of the antipodes.

[@ggala48]

Love your videos. So true!

[@ooMarissaxx]

Daniel ... Some ideas for a part 4 ... : "get your hands out of the sauce!" ... Talk about getting the San Giuseppe and lobster tail zeppole for ST Joseph's day... Talk about making pastina for a sick child :) talk about a fresh kid being a scootch! A smack on ya Cooly with a wooden spoon... Or getting a slipper or other household items thrown at you! "Wait til your father gets home"

[@donnaroberge8506]

I alway thought my mother was the only one who threw a slipper at her kids. We had railroad rooms and as we'd run from the kitchen down the long hallway the slipper found its target.

[@LadyFalcon17]

Yup! Pastina and chicken broth or pastina and butter! The ultimate sick food!! 😋

[@daniellebereznay1188]

My grandpa made us pastina with butter and cheese all the time! It's just supposed to be when you're sick?!

[@laurajeanne5031]

This was awesome to read. I was raised with an Italian grandmother and it is universal. Love the hands out of the sauce. I remember my grandmother always had a loaf of italian bread and she would tell us to dip it in the sauce to tide us over until supper. Priceless!

[@Sicilia928]

Being a New Jersey Sicilian (and older) this takes me back in time!! Grazie!!

[@VermilionLotus]

This is my mother to a T! I was bustin up the entire time! "YA BUSTIN MY CHOPS OVA HERE!" hahahahahahaha XD

[@thunderwolf4237]

Lol I love how grandma reinforces everything Ma says 😂

[@dahliaxtina]

LMFAO "I'M NOT YELLIN!" My mother, everyday.

[@nittyranks]

All these I have heard from my mom and told to me and my sister: "And none of this sleep over stuff" "Your going to have a kid just like you" "You know we don't live like this" "Go go ahead, you wanna go, go ahead" Man this is fuckin hilarious.

[@GEISHAMANIA]

PHENOMENAL! Don't be a "dutaru" -- omg!!! Please Daniel -- make MORE MORE MORE!

[@anastasiacassio2638]

My mom: *im not yelling* My mother continues to scream at the top her lungs Me: *raises voice once* MY mom: *STOP YOUR SCREAMING YOUR GONNA WAKE THE NEIGHBORS*

[@GiggleMonster47]

"I'M NOT YELLING!" classic. :D

[@michelefellows8784]

This is the funniest video I've ever seen on KZbin. Part one is really the best though. Keep em comin'. They're "PHENOMENAL" !!!! LMAO.

[@chessimorris2913]

Most common phrases in my house :; I’ll put your head through a wall.” “I’m not yelling.” “ you can cry me a river” “God forbid if something happened” “We don’t live like this.” “You wanna go go ahead.” “It’s even better the next day.” “ your gonna have a kid just like you.”

[@Ss-qr2uz]

Reminds me of Linda from Bobs Burgers

[@ehaworth9]

I freaking love this keep them coming please

[@Propfaqs]

8 years ago? It never gets OLD!! Wish my mom had been this much fun. ❤️

[@jasonmuskopf9768]

My mom used to “We don’t live like this” and “You’re going to have a kid just like you” also. LMAO

[@kargirl33]

Jason Muskopf i'm not italian but my mom says exact same things

[@jasonmuskopf9768]

Yeah there are certain Caribbean cultures where similar things are said. I swear I have heard a bunch of these. I wish he would do more!

[@austincaul8100]

Hahaha, these videos are phenomenal!!!!!😉

[@tonyat1655]

This video showed up randomly for me and now I have watched all of them. I love every bit of IT!! Hilarious!

[@dylanakent]

IM NOT YELLING!!!!

[@jaycieortiz6882]

EVERY SINGLE THING SAID IN ALL THESE VIDEOS ARE UTTERLY TRUE! "Im not yelling!! Im Italian!!"...MOOTZ-A-DELL!!! NOT MOTS-A-RELLA!! C'MON PPL!! JUST AS BAD A CAPPICOLLI, RI-CATTA, AND MANI-CATTI!! SMH!! OMG...LEARN TO PRONOUNCE!! MA, MA MA!! These videos are too awesome & on point! GET THE POPENE AND CLEAN IT UP!! YASS!! NOBODY KNOWS THESE SLANG WORDS USED IN OUR HOUSEHOLD!! AWESOME

[@michaelmartorana2344]

DANIEL! You gotta put a half second, minimum, between each bit! I gotta have a sec to laugh! I don't want to miss the beginning of the next bit! AWESOME!

[@christinaturtle817]

I just love these , can watch them over & over ..... My childhood .. Now Im talking just like that to my kids .....

[@hurifree1]

i seen you go out wit four dogs last week. PHENOMENAL!

[@maryannmirro513]

You should really have your own TV show all of you are perfect together. I wish you'd make more videos we miss you!

[@ronnykmarshall]

MORE MORE !!! Please !!

[@lilgoldenbuddy]

Phenomenal.

[@vidhead85]

These are hilarious! Family is the best source of material

[@FandomNerd]

This sounds like my mother everyday lol please make more of these they are sooo freaking funny :)

[@EricCanterra]

Watched all three and enjoyed. Very accurate not to mention hilarious. More please...and thanks for the laughs Danny!

[@maryannmirro513]

I'm so mad they only made two videos I wish they would have made more it could have turned into a TV series that's how good they were!

[@meadomenica4175]

I’m NOT yelling!!! God forbid something happens to you. No it’s MOZZAREL! Love it

[@Richardmlv]

I remember eating dinner with a friend and at his home and it's almost like I wasn't allowed to leave until I had a second helping of Ziti!! "You look thin... are you eating enough?!" as I would stare down at the beginning of what would be my rather (not HUGE but I got 'em at 53) man boobs. Bless that woman's heart.

[@ted1091]

Lolol

[@marybethgs1]

I wish you would do more..I love these!!! lololol I love you!! Thank you for all the laughs!!! Love, a Italian mommie!

[@xyntrk]

OMG, these are hilarious, you've got to make more of them. I've already watched them like 20 times already and they're still funny as hell.

[@tritoni77]

Everyday when I feel sad or depressed I come here and watch your videos and suddenly feel much better! I laugh like an idiot,non-stop! :))) You are Phenomenal :))

[@gayleearnhart8597]

I am proud to say that I have used all of these expressions while raising my kids and now say them to my grandbabies.

[@KKisgreat88]

make another!!! this is my family and that's EXACTLY the moms

[@JessieB1048]

Please do more of these! I laugh so hard

[@elainecivi6786]

Daniel Franzese is the best. Academy Award!!! Love all your videos.

[@HowardPyleDVD]

Its my childhood all over again, you nailed it!

[@mtewes7933]

Don't be such a dooTAroo! Now I am addicted to you. This is so on point-I'm crying! What part of the US do you live in? This is every Italian-American I know, everything from "you gotta make a cocki" to "it's fresh mootzarell" and everything in between. The stubble is perfectly subtle. Youah Phenomenal!

[@mookie-bc6gy]

I thought my family was crazy but its just a typical italian house hold 😂😂😂👌 my mom acts just like that.. XD

[@KaramelLolaBunnie91]

mookie5081 aww that's so cool & awesome :D

[@88Musk]

"we don't live like this" I have heard that one a few times. LOL

[@HanaFreakingBanana]

"I've had it up to here with you guys!" My momma. And she's Polish

[@MsDanceDiva234]

Ever thought about doing "Shit Italian Dads Say!" Please, there is yet to be an accurate one for the Italian fathers out there. :) I showed my mom and dad this and they were dying of laughter. My mom was even crying from laughter and then said "See, everyone does what we do!"

[@Barbe]

Yeah, because the other one was done all Godfather like, and that's not accurate. xD

[@missyf922]

You are amazing Mr Franzese!!!!!! Great laughs! Keep them coming!

[@satin9557]

This never gets old.. I'm still laffin.. dyin.. dead.. dead on the floor... gahead... go go.. gahead

[@Hey_its_aub]

so so so wishing you'd make more of these, love watching them

[@AMAZZ81798]

Lmfao this is exactly what my family is like its scary! Make another one! Or even better make like a whole series! Like just keep going its hilarious

[@annk3372]

I need some more Italian mom in my life PLEASE! ❤️

[@ez8546]

Good God, I laugh so hard. I moved from Michigan to New Jersey and these are totally my peeps!!!!!

[@chromicapop4595]

Love this impression of italian moms as somebody with a bit of this in me I so relate to the expressions

[@mztweety1374]

Sounds like me " tell me everything you need cuz I'm not coming back this way!"