SHIT ITALIAN MOMS SAY 2 (Daniel Franzese)

[@zoeK813]

Italian families do not argue.....we converse loudly.

[@SugaStarr]

My Mom, “I’m not yelling, I’m talking”

[@savpattinson1415]

Hah

[@khfan4life365]

Whenever my mom was on the phone with someone, I didn’t know if she was talking normally or having an argument. 🤣

[@timrob87]

smadge100 As a black from an inner city family in Baltimore City, you are correct except for the annoying part. We are loud and we thank God for it. Not a single quiet person in the whole damn family; it’s just a bunch of loud talkative loving people. Even the white branches of our family here in Baltimore City are extra-talkative.

[@raphies8319]

Lol

[@margojanina]

"She's dying and got no money, but she's got a loaf of bread under each arm" lmao that line is freaking gold

[@Ashleyunfiltered]

Margo LoSardo crying*

[@nicolelollipops8268]

What is this saying supposed to mean ? Lmao it killed me cuz it reminded me of hurricane season in Florida

[@nicolelollipops8268]

Tony Ross ohhhh lol so much funnier now lol

[@terrywestbrook-lienert2296]

Sounds like my mom, may she rest in peace.

[@aja1108]

Literally everything he said was funny

[@sanfranciscoprofessor2577]

Somebody said, "do Italian Dads." Can't. Same like Jewish dads. They don't actually say anything, they just sit there and eat, listen to your mother emote. Oh, maybe three things: "Hey. Listen to your mother." "Shh. She's tired." "You need some cash? Here."

[@shechshire]

Not really one culture man, it's just Mediterranean & south European culture. Accurate as fuck with the dad though lol. Grandfathers just sit quietly on a rocking chair but when they're at their favorite cafe, they're like the two old men form the muppets... Drinking espresso & talking shit about anything & everyone.

[@savpattinson1415]

My dad talks more then my mom and is stricter then her

[@4_free73]

“Just bustin ya balls buddy”

[@foofoogirlz]

Yeah but as soon as she leaves boy does Dad have some shit to say. lmao

[@sirennoir258]

Wait my grandaddy was black. Maybe spoke on the phone with him a total of 10 minutes the entire time I knew him. I had one conversation before he died. Told me his life story.

[@nittyranks]

"Woah Easy I'm not one of your friends" My mom used to say this LOL.

[@TimeTraveller010]

+nittyranks Madonna! (Maronna...ha ha pissing myself!)

[@Music6710]

my mom always said "don't open the door for nobody". Holy shit. Though she actually said it with correct grammer.

[@MsRenny23]

lol!!! My mom too except swap for a Jamacian accent.

[@camilla2056]

+Music6710 mine too!

[@nittyranks]

Yes Renee my wife is from Trinidad. They say it also. LOL

[@LegionIvory]

I just realized this is Damian from Mean Girls.

[@teresapalomino3783]

Omg no wonder he seemed fimiliar 😂

[@gabbim.8357]

Also, in Courtney Act's music video

[@trishbrewster183]

Too gay to function

[@VibesHighUp]

@@trishbrewster183 Hey! That's only okay when I say it! =p

[@libertymildner7401]

NO NO WAY

[@TheeKanyeMsi]

“Never go against the family” 🤣🤣

[@NiGHTMARE_NiCk]

"DONT USE THOSE TOWELS, THERE JUST FOR SHOW!!!"

[@aevola5879]

+Nick Vernice YES YES..LOL

[@Music6710]

too true

[@Music6710]

my grandparents have a towel that's just for show. I used it one time and my grandmother said "it's for show! You no use that towel!" (with the Italian accent).

[@hails.0116]

Nick Vernice My mother says that all the time We have closets of towels we are not allowed to touch

[@joanmarks2096]

Nick Vernice, so true

[@lbridge6112]

One of my best girlfriends is Italian and growing up in South Philly going to her house and being around her family was this video!!! I love it lol. I was about 14 when we met and my first dinner at her house, as a young black girl, was something else lol!!! I had no idea what was going on but the food was AMAZING and stories over the top!!! I traded many soul food Sunday's for her mom's gravy lol! Love them forever and so happy to have the experience!

[@nittyranks]

Great story

[@ESMProductions]

L Bridge I like your story. Italian families are unique for sure. Little lesson for future reference we call it sauce not gravy :)

[@calisongbird]

Tony Finocchio depends on where you’re from. On the Sopranos, they called it gravy: bostoniano.info/northendspirit/eternal-italian-american-debate-gravy-sauce/

[@dee101472]

Born South Philly..it's gravy 😉👊

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

Omg yes! That’s where my mom’s side of the family is from!

[@natefred3881]

“Don’t open up the door for NOBAHDDDDYYY” haha oh lord if that ain’t my mom

[@thomastherriault6199]

I've used this one on my kids.

[@ctornlavan]

This should be a regular series

[@pradamama84]

I second that

[@24hrWalgreens]

pradamama84 i third that

[@mel-mc5jj]

I agree

[@OccamsRazor67]

Absolutely. It's like going back in time and spying on my family, especially my cousin's house. Finer people have never lived before.

[@SirParcifal]

like an Italian Madea LMFAO - yessssss!

[@SugaStarr]

Us Italian kids, We really all had the same childhood. You forgot, “You’ll miss me when I’m dead.” Ahhh nothing like the upbringing of a neurotic, food-pushing Mother ♥️

[@Scrapla1]

This comment hit home lol

[@misfitbrit1989]

Sure did! ​@@Scrapla1

[@LadyFalcon17]

It’s INSANE how accurate this is. Literally every single line is DEAD ON! 😂

[@sunnyblueskies6505]

“Tell ya Nana... Tell ya Nana... Go ‘head...” “Well, I ...” Ma cuts in, “She got a scholarship” 😂💀💀💀

[@amyshanahan1488]

My mother. Someone else opens their mouth, her voice comes out. 🤣

[@redfather6463]

Tell Nona

[@savpattinson1415]

My gosh why is it so true Don’t forget “I’ll give ya something to cry about”

[@MistressGlowWorm]

Savvy Lee You’re giving me Agita.

[@nunnsie23]

"So, what's doin', Donna?" LOVE!!

[@angelosantaniello4113]

That’s mine bro

[@PunYT]

As someone with a mom with Sicilian blood, she said about 80% of the things in this series, word-for-word. I swear.

[@khfan4life365]

“You’re Italian! It’s in your blood!” Story of my life. 🤣

[@jessiesteele4609]

The sitting on the couch with the blanket, glasses and nail file is my grandmother. the only thing missing a frantic search for the glasses that are already on her face. This is perfection, guys.

[@ILovePeanutButer7181]

"get a plate" holy fuck too accurate

[@nittyranks]

+ILovePeanutButer7181 HAHA I used to hear that all the time. My mom has said at least half of these to my sister and me.

[@summer-c7i]

This was accurate for my Italian grandfather. "Want something to eat?" While scratching his back on the wall. Hahaha.

[@chloekit4861]

Make a plate

[@P3Series]

OK! I'm black and 90% were eerily familiar! Great job on this! I laugh out loud on the "Easy! I'm not one of your friends!"

[@WHALEDOGS9111]

Ok and it's an Italian thing.

[@angelicmccormick5232]

+WHALEDOGS9111 it's basically the same thing in my house but different culture

[@jasonmuskopf9768]

My mom said that all the time. LOL

[@princessofarchetypes3870]

Maybe there's Italian blood in your family!.. you never Know!

[@abja101]

I dont know I feel black mothers do things out of fear, whereas Italian mothers are strick. Like black mothers beat thier children because they want thier kids to be scared of authority so they don't get locked up.

[@lemoncrash1814]

I worked in an Italian area of Toronto doing hearing aids. Family comes in to discuss hearing aids for the father. As they’re leaving the old man whispers to me he doesn’t want them and points to his wife behind her back and gives me the she talks to much hand gesture. Love me some Italians.

[@thomastherriault6199]

I always say I quit arguing with her in 1989.

[@mplight2941]

My father needed one for ages and refused to get one too! 🤣

[@khfan4life365]

Now I think I know why my nano kept his broken ones for so long. He couldn’t stand listening to us hens caterwauling. 🤣

[@jameson7252]

I’m Sicilian and this reminds me of my granny ( great grandmother). Make more videos! Especially Christmas and Easter holiday videos!

[@lilhailey4ev]

"Don't give me this right now, I'm double parked and I got the food!"

[@dadmakesbadmovies]

The only misstep was the pronunciation of Florida. Should be "FLAHRIDDA!"

[@hattienuff1405]

Belleville NJ

[@hattienuff1405]

What exit ???

[@no1Scribbles]

My mom says FLOARIDAH or FLOARIDER depending on the day

[@frenchtoast7742]

No it’s Flawww- ri - dahhh . I’m in Florida and we have more New York Italians than you can imagine 😂

[@mplight2941]

Yeah cause that's how you say it 😂

[@montygreen6228]

It's hard to control my laughter when I watch these videos. They are a riot. What's more they are phenomenal.

[@jackie5046]

this character is an encapsulation of every relative i have... daniel is brilliant. seen it so so many times and it is always hilarious. also, big shout out to spot-on editing. great comedy need great editing. this has it....

[@TimeTraveller010]

+J D'Accardi Vaughan Does he have a stand up show in NY... I mean other than You Tube does he do live skits at comedy clubs?

[@jackie5046]

good question....don't know, what i do know is that he been many films playing a variety of roles. when i first saw it i figured he was a comic, or just a guy with one particular "schick" but no...this is the work of a very talented character actor.

[@TimeTraveller010]

+J D'Accardi Vaughan And his exaggerations are typical of many of the older Italian generation. Some of his actions remind me of my sister though...ha ha. If he came to Australia as part of the comedy festival here he would have a sell out show.

[@jackie5046]

so true. sad fact this older generation of italians...and so many other ethic groups are all almost gone...they had a spirit and style all of their own. with each generation it all becomes just a little more watered down. if i had a nickel for every time my mother said "i'm not one 'a ya friends" i'd be rich.love it that you think there would be an appreciation this humor in autralia. wild.

[@montygreen6228]

I LOVE these italian mom videos so much. They are definitely PHENOMENAL.

[@Jayman2800]

0:01 to those who don't live in an italian household... Getting your full name called is basically the same as "DEAD MAN WALKING!"

[@tianalampe4460]

So true, I hate when my mom calls my full name

[@Jayman2800]

Tiana Lampe My reaction every time is "In the name of the Father, The son, And the Holy Ghost, protect me"

[@daisytravells3955]

Jayman2800 omg that's also in every African household . You get called names you dint even know you had.

[@Jayman2800]

iwanttohavetiny blasianbabieswithdavid Basically the same

[@daisytravells3955]

Jayman2800 i just go with "run! run far, run fast"

[@luvahadowsdolls]

"And it's like, on the thing?" "Footloose?" "Yeah!" I loved his face when he said, "Yeah!"

[@Osephinejay]

I am half Italian. I can confirm that my grandma talks a lot like this.

[@elainetrof2001]

My Italian aunts and uncles

[@fionarhiannonpitbullextrao5786]

I married a Sicilian. His entire family was born in the Motherland. I can vouch for the integrity of this video.

[@SuperRaquel101]

So does my mom she’s half Italian and does this

[@robinswearingen3362]

Same!

[@netjerk]

this should be a sitcom, it's so good

[@heyitsemily3683]

I'm HOWLING this are so accurate

[@SugaStarr]

HeyItsEmily legit howling hahahaha

[@tatatatia2422]

"Your Italian it's in your blood" oh my god! I've died! This is too accurate! 😂

[@ecoloqua]

Uh..I come from an all Sicilian family. I gotta say I love this!! I cant stop laughing. You should have your own sitcom! Beautiful

[@donailin]

"such a pissa!" Good God, we used to say that all the time in the 70's on Long Island - I'm 3/4 Italian and this is just about how everyone I knew talked. Fkn Brilliant. I said half this stuff to my kids "Get a plate" "I'm dyin'!" "I'm talking to a wall over heah" Same lottery numbers, don't open the door for nobody.

[@Uhhlaneuh]

"Such a pissa" reminds me More of New York Italians

[@TimeTraveller010]

+Uhhlaneuh We say that in Australia too...

[@codent]

I thought pissa was only a Mass. thing....now I know!

[@lizard6444]

@@Uhhlaneuh Yes. This is very true lol

[@elizabethvlach9902]

Please! Do more of this! The best part of my day was you! ❤

[@kristyhughes3146]

Why oh why isn't this a web series? I already love this family!

[@MeekMelv]

“Easy, I’m not one of your friends” 😭

[@SugaStarr]

“I’m not your friend, I’m you’re Mother”

[@alanaferrone8247]

"so what? i bleached it"....when my mom bleached all my clothes...

[@crazyjack000]

fucking greaseballs

[@camilla2056]

+crazyjack000 seriously?!

[@tiatrione8482]

Literally same

[@daniellezs1251]

I cant stop. The wooden spoon on the coolie!!!!

[@davisfontanes]

Being that I am sicilian I love this so keep screaming! MORE MORE MORE LMAO! this is def north eastern italian american I can relate to some of this

[@ricardocruz9339]

I'm west coast 🌴🌴🌴Italian we act exactly like this

[@lucasraines]

“I’m double parked and I got the food.” I say that all the time when someone is taking their sweet time 😆

[@Aldezia]

"They can kiss my ass in Macy's window !" XDDD

[@mmsw.9255]

my mom said that all my life xD.

[@Lipstickfreak305]

Lol what does that mean?

[@mmsw.9255]

@@Lipstickfreak305 it an ny italian american thing.

[@rosemariedutra9733]

“ Sign that card!” “Lock the top lock” serious were you in my home growing up. Still gold after all these years!

[@Ashaimanidoll]

The nanny made me fall in love with New Jersey and Italians 😂🤣 I swear the accent the personality the everything! Is everything!

[@calisongbird]

Fran Drescher played a Jewish character (she’s Jewish). But very similar cultures. I’m Jewish and married an Italian.

[@RBoyle-fn5hh]

OK, my mother was born and raised in Italy...married my Dad and emigrated to the USA. She NEVER, EVER talked or behaved like that...BUT...ALL my other Italian extended family members from PHILLY were 100% like that! LOLOLOLOL...two worlds! LOVED IT!

[@mosesxperez]

you sound just like my Cuban mom! XD especially the part about lock the top lock and dont open the door for anyone!

[@michelleb1]

Never go against the family...🤣lol... Love it❤️

[@MsDanceDiva234]

The cards are the most important. It is insulting if you don't receive one but receive a present.

[@dbarrera175]

MsDanceDiva234 Oh and don't you DARE send a box card my Mom sednt it back to my brother hahaha

[@CJ-lp5ku]

This is my mom

[@Tina06019]

Really? That’s so interesting. I just bought a box of birthday cards b/c my not-Italian husband spends so much time & money on shopping for cards. I really don’t care if it is a fancy card or not - I’m just happy and flattered that someone remembered me and wrote something nice to me.

[@SugaStarr]

The card is the lifeline lmao

[@OccamsRazor67]

Thanks again for these videos. If my Aunt Lore and my crazy Aunt Jemma ever had a child together, it'd be YOU. The expressions, the hand gestures, all of it dead-on. I really needed a laugh today, so I went back and rewatched these. Especially in the worst of times, it makes me glad I come from "The Family".

[@Glamslamescape]

"They can kiss my ass in Macy's window" IVE HEARD THAT ONE MILLION TIMES.

[@calisongbird]

What does that even mean?? 😂

[@tinasilva8447]

Wish my grandpa was still alive he would have been laughing..love that in 50 percent Italian 💖💖💖

[@coashddjj2]

"Easy, I'm not one of your friends." Hi, Mom - LOL

[@SugaStarr]

coashddjj2 I thought it was a clip of my mom lmao

[@trishbrewster183]

My aunts living room was gated with railings that have gold fig leaves. No one was allowed in the living room, it was for company. Beyond the gates the plastic covered furniture and she brushes half circle designs into her carpet. Lol

[@hankaustin7091]

LOL!!! OMG!!! the visual!! you need to post some pix of that!!

[@blackjag121]

Everyone had the “Entertainment Living Room” with the plastic on the furniture that was for grown ups only. We would sit on it in the summers and be stuck to it 😂

[@702cashkidd]

she's crying she has no money but has a loaf of bread under each arm" lmao lol

[@lorimankiewicz2410]

Man I love this so very much, Miss my mom everytime I see it.

[@donnaiacone2556]

“Don’t Open the door for nobody” 100% true

[@luminary2128]

"get a plate" lmao every moment of my life with my other family (italian) and my Jewish family.

[@LegionIvory]

This would make a really good comedy series. I'd watch it.

[@tatatatia2422]

"Easy there, I'm not one of your friends" my entire childhood 😂

[@Jsadella]

"she hit him with a wooden spoon on the cooly!" omg cooly is a real word i thought it was just my family xD

[@livdelaney2376]

My whole family are south philly italians, this video is so perfect.

[@brokenangel1085]

"Come on I didn't want the freaking dog" Ha heard that so many times.

[@mplight2941]

I our house it was cats...mom said NO MORE CATS! My dad kept "rescuing" then & bringing them home...🤣

[@88Musk]

Lol

[@12tree33]

" You're always Italian it's in your blood." I always use that on my kids

[@JMarieCAlove]

"You're grandmother came here from Ellis Island"! Lol 😂

[@rickyparrilla2426]

Love this. Love my brooklyn people!!!!

[@soleilagresta3237]

I'm screaming why is this so true

[@FilmArtPhoto]

"Get A Plate" LOL !!! I say that all the time

[@MaryAnneRosato]

"Don't open the door to nobody!" Memories.

[@rickwalter8032]

This guy got the axle down he does it so well he is hilarious love it

[@markmariniello6152]

"Loaf of bread under each arm!"

[@missaretha1969]

I’ve been watching these at least once a month for the last 10 years. I’m from Philly and the accent is very different but Daniel nails it.

[@grateful1929]

Lol😄😄😄 This was so my family and now IT'S ME!!!

[@brianasimpson3204]

2:23 "Dont open the door for NOOBODY" Lol yes!! , I'm 18 and still get this! I love my momma

[@msgoodgoodgood]

"Go ahead tell your nana, tell your nana" "I- " "She got a scholarship!" ahahah that type of interuption happens to me all the time... ;p

[@mmsw.9255]

Facts on the Macys x.x omg so spot on

[@PERLAMOREDITALIA]

Danny...when you gonna put out part 4? "It's Italian gold!"

[@frannyleyden7988]

These are gold, pure gold!! Can we get the cast together and re launch in 2021?

[@lindaseel8633]

As the granddaughter if Italian immigrants, I approve of this video! 😆😆🌞😆🌞😀😀❤️

[@pouponcrazycat5987]

Moochey mooshada..love it

[@TomDeVito]

"Aw come on I don't even want this freaking dog I gotta come home and clean up piss and shit?" Hahahahaha this is so true growing up Italian XD

[@vigilmattnyc]

" im in my tuxedo goin' t'Pavaroti ...wooohooo" that line kills me !

[@irishprinsses]

You should do Italian Dads :)

[@savpattinson1415]

M.C.H they just go ehg 👋🏽

[@MrADjam5]

Don't make pull over was one of my Pops favorite lines.

[@nadiabusiness23]

“Aehsk ya motha”

[@yoink4180]

"Don't open the door for nobody, I don't care if it's your fucking father he should have his key" I'm not Italian but, my mom tells me me that all the time. 😁

[@Purplemetall007]

"You gotta go peepee cockey" is so my mom too!

[@OliviaRose128]

PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER ONE! These are spot-freakin'-on...I'm just doing a quote exchange with my Italian friends right now.

[@Piffhefner]

"you got it easy with your ebay business" lmaooo

[@patchoulidrop]

Go pee pee kahki

[@NelsonRodriguezOnlin]

Please bring back the Italian mom!!!

[@lolitahansen1682]

I would love to see the reaction of his mom watching these videos. 😂😂😂

[@analozada9475]

“GOH! Spring...What am I? An alien hookah!” 😩🤣💀

[@Imperator837]

"Sign that card" Story of my life.

[@SugaStarr]

THE memoir of our lives. If I don’t thank my relatives the second I receive something it’s a wrap. Even as an adult I send thank you cards for thank you cards lol. The guilt!

[@MrCamp]

“She’s like ‘beep bop boo, this and that’, she’s not comin now.” Is my mother getting a royalty check for her contribution???

[@OfficialAlexSanchez]

You wanted the dog. Now it's my dog. ALL THAT OMFG MY MUM

[@Lambchop47]

Great job! These vids are soo funny! Love it when she tells the dog, "never go against the family.." LOL! Hope you do some more soon!

[@xXTHEBRANDINIXx]

I laughed so hard when he said "Don't answer the door for nobody!" my mom says that ALL THE TIME!

[@loubock3238]

OMG I love this and I watch it over and over again! I can truly relate! LOVE Daniel Franzese LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!

[@royalchocolateflush]

"tell your nonna about it" and she ends up telling my nonna herself. :D

[@pagan31]

I LOVE this! Have sent the episodes to friends. Even funnier because I KNOW people just like this. Great job! Please do more episodes!

[@supersassy97]

Lmao, my mom always wants me to tell a story, but she cuts in and vice versa. We can't help ourselves.

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

Iyanna Thomas same! 😂

[@lynnalbertson2526]

These are so funny and so true! Please do more of the Italian Moms!!!