Shit Ultrarunners Say 🏃🏻🤣! (An update to the “shit ultramarathoners say”)

Shit ultra runners say (old meme, new updates!)..COMMENT Below: What else do we say?!
#trailrunning #ultramarathon #running

[@AMostlyFunctionalJess]

'nom nom, nomnomnom' had me creasing but 'yeah I just permanently removed my toenails' is peak comedy

[@cameronakers7305]

I did just remove my big toe nails permanently 😢😂 had to kept getting ingrown nails from running

[@inakilrg]

😂😂😂😂 you can totally do a career in comedy 😂😂

[@mikebruns1300]

I've had someone ask me for TP once. It happens.

[@korzalm]

mum, mum, mum, mum, meown.

[@e3017]

Very funny video my friend! Thank you!

[@robforex8822]

More of these!!! Hilarious 😂

[@ejquezad]

I'm loving these shorts

[@deadair801]

You for got the bears on your back

[@WERK777]

poo burp 🤣😂

[@rajdeepsingh4228]

Every runner spits 👍👍

[@thepsychologist8159]

I don't. I quickly 'fact checked' myself when I just read this comment and realised, for certain, I have never spat during a run (in fact, I haven't done so since high school ... and that was a LOOONG time ago).

[@philiprudd1697]

@@thepsychologist8159 wow. I'm like a continuous spit and snot machine out there, especially when it's cold.

[@piggy6801]

There's two types of runners. The kind that's constantly sniffing to stop the snot from dripping. And the kind that just snorts and then spits every 5 minutes.

[@thepsychologist8159]

@@piggy6801 Well honestly, I must be the 3rd type of runner because I don't do either. Seriously. When I run in extreme cold conditions, perhaps the first type of runner, but very rarely (especially now as I have a brilliant treadmill for running when the weather is cold or crap outside).

[@Kelly_Ben]

Absolutely not. I've always found people hocking huge lugies on the sidewalk to be gross, so it never crossed my mind to do it while running. Here comes the hypocrisy... I've finally perfected my snot rocket, my sleeves and gloves are much cleaner now! 😆

[@Monkeypack07]

Masterpiece all the way through 😂😂

[@codenameconovers3398]

You ain’t lying lol 😂😂😂

[@danielamestanek7899]

pickle juice is the best. never occured to me to use it for running. awesome. thanks.

[@to.lame.to.function5242]

For bike races I’d volunteer to cook bacon and serve pickles and pickle juice.

[@LionofDC]

😂😂😂😂

[@AmamiHarukaX3]

That toe nails 😂😂😂

[@pommierunner8494]

Love this 🤣😂

[@Highnoonshred]

So on point!!!

[@britd0g]

Best one yet

[@DavidPalmer]

do you have any pickle juice??? 😂😂

[@martylynch2784]

Can’t share my TP, will probably need it myself. Really don’t want to have to use my buff…or a sock.

[@t.c.9838]

Hey man, got any TP?🤣🤣🤣

[@nikokiko47]

I’m a simple road runner, what is TP?

[@t.c.9838]

@@nikokiko47 toilet paper 🧻

[@devanhansonmusic]

@@nikokiko47 Toilet Paper! 😂🤙

[@nikokiko47]

@@devanhansonmusic oh haha! Is TP an American slang for toilet paper, or only used by trail runners?

[@devanhansonmusic]

@@nikokiko47 Yeah many people say TP. TP-ing is a common pass time for teenagers haha. It’s when you throw toilet paper all over trees or houses.

[@jro558]

LOL!

[@SpyderRae]

💯

[@ludovicpiejos4379]

Damn I signed up for my first 50km in the fall and I only have Garmin forerunner 35, I really don't want to have to buy another watch yet. It is possible to do a review on the Hoka Tecton X?

[@Kelly_Ben]

I've done my 3 with a Garmin Instinct, no problems, you'll be fine! 😆

[@ludovicpiejos4379]

@@Kelly_Ben 😅 Thank you so much :) Yes I am hopeful, I will remove some features to be sure hahaha

[@belle.b.mikaelson]

😅😅😅😅😅

[@hungmanxxxx2462]

Lol 😂

[@raw-viking]

😂😂😂

[@stuens]

Pickle juice can give you poo burps for sure 😵‍💫🤣

[@collinmorris]

Come on man, the tecton has the vibram lite-base… not the Traction lugs. 🙄

[@AlistairLattimore]

BAHAHA, poo burp...

[@Lamilton82828]

Poo burp

[@EvenWaysMusic]

Don't forget offering to show people feet pics after a race...

[@nathanenns]

Moab!?!?

[@level-pedal234]

😂