Should Your Boyfriend Play The Witcher 3: The Wild Gwent?

The Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt is one of the greatest card games of all time, but did you know it has an entire RPG hidden inside of it?
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[@cheikhelboukharymouhib9454]

Greatest card game ever, the rpg side game wasn't bad either.

[@nghiale1302]

hahahaha

[@tonimaunde]

lol

[@daddyleon]

I too love Gwent, but I don't think it's a game that could really exist in that setting. I mean...who makes those cards, who stops you from making different cards, why not just have a deck full of cards 15-point hero cards? Kingdom Come Deliverance has a dice game where you can also win some useful dice. That does feel realistic, because weighted dice were a thing. But generally, games were done with standardized things: like a deck of (normal) cards, chess, etc. Cheating was still possible (weighted dice, having secret extra double cards in your pocket, etc.). But a game like Gwent, no matter how fun it is, that couldn't exist.

[@hordyaba]

@@daddyleon idk if you have played the game but there are many many other things that are way more unrealistic than playing cards. Its a game bro chill

[@KINGTDOG74]

@@hordyaba Preach my man, I understand people get fun from dissecting things, but sometimes fun is just that. Fun. Leave it at that, things always have to have an explanation these days.

[@mscorzoni]

Finishing The Witcher 3 was like losing a dear friend.

[@AliceWolf]

this! I was srsly so sad

[@Soundaholic92]

I still have the last part of Blood and Wine that I've saved up and don't want to play yet. Maybe I'll never touch it.

[@geekshow158]

Play it again ^^ But I know your feels, literally Witcher 3 was the game with the heaviest emotion I've felt ever and will probably stay on that spot til' Cyberpunk...god I love this game

[@Youichi1595]

3:35

[@GenesisAUT]

I got this feeling this week after finishing Red Dead Redemption 2. Holy hell I was down. Red Dead Depression would be a better title xD

[@Ren4issance]

**Dudes son gets murdered ** Geralt: care to play Gwent?

[@ahnaftazim5442]

Daughter actually

[@ninadgujarathi8290]

Are you talking about the swordsmith at the Jarl 'Madman' Lugos Camp ?

[@kronoscamron7412]

nods silently.

[@vinceym8613]

I want the good cards and none of that trash.

[@hopeOfGlory577]

*silently nods*

[@SammiA95]

My boyfriend named our cat Ciri so I was like “Oh, he loves Ciri, we’ll rush through this to find her so I can see why he picked that name!” But no main quest. Only Gwent. I’m surprised the cat isn’t named Gwent.

[@menitianrebator3355]

Relatable

[@amitr24242]

I had several cats and named two of them geralt and ciri. after a year ciri was gone, just never came back one day and geralt disappeared as well after a few months. after some time i told myself ciri was gone and geralt went looking for her. i hope they are both ok but at least i'm ok today.

[@philsurtees]

@@amitr24242 You know you have to feed cats, right?

[@amitr24242]

@@philsurtees ha ha very funny. The mistake was letting them outside in the first place, but my parents made me do it beacuse they believed cats should be free to go outside and not be just inside all day. But outside my neighborhood there are jackals(and my cats would always go outside so who knows if some of my cats died of it), evil neighbor who hates cats and one day threatened me he would make my cats disappear if they stepped on his garden again(I couldn't keep them inside all the times beacuse of my parents), and "somehow" they were gone (the police didn't help). After that I managed to convince my parents that's enough, and my 2 last cats are with my to this day(yes I had a lot of cats once).

[@Emillysilly]

He is known by many names: the White Wolf, the Butcher of Blaviken, Gerbil of Riverdale, Garlic of Cafeteria, Gandalf of Libya....

[@overlord580]

Geraldo Riviera.

[@zoltanszaszi2264]

Gary, the metrosexual fruitcake,

[@thederpster8110]

George of Romania

[@nxamaya]

Geraldo Milos

[@VALLAERION]

_Greyålt of gælica_

[@notsure4666]

" a bunch of ladies show up and yell...HEEEEY" 10/10 good review

[@Flower-Po]

@Captain Lazypants Good Review of the Review of the other Review, 10/10

[@RetroManiacFTW]

Peste Negra good review of this review of the review inside another review 10/10.

[@AnonYMouse-ky4sg]

Armstrong Canon 10/10

[@hopebroomesaunders1793]

ngl i really like the finished quest noise :D

[@futureking5374]

I was sooooo done!!!

[@BlastOffer]

Living with social anxiety be like: *Steps in the grocery store* "LE LE LELE LELE LEELE LELE LELE LELELEE"

[@Dezzyyx]

You Sir, deserve more likes. That's literally what it's like.

[@danielmartart]

the music does not help XD

[@yashojha3759]

Dude I'm laughing so hard rn this is the funniest thing I've read which is also a fact

[@SecksyMan]

youtube needs a comment award show just for this comment. I am laughing so hard right now.

[@chefm4692]

The world needs to see this comment

[@samhuang9120]

fun fact: there's a mod that turns every combat into Gwent

[@earthearth9908]

O my goodness gracious

[@emintd21]

Is this true?

[@feliciavale4279]

Wait really?

[@StableColonel]

😂

[@MidnightKingL]

Is there a mod where you can give everyone Duel Disks?

[@Bl0dyGore]

Nobody: Game: le le le le lle Me: wtf were is the monster

[@Ginkoman2]

True

[@83rdgec17]

That nobody is very unnecessary

[@Blint_Cheesewood]

Very rare does a comment make me actually laugh out loud. Lol well done 👍🏻😂

[@TalhaUs2244]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pranavkulkarni1414]

It's usually indicated on the minimap.

[@ChronicCheater]

"Gandalf of Libya" had me literally crying with laughter.

[@mattnorris7124]

If anybody wants a good reason to play the Witcher, other than that it's the best game of all time, has won a shit tonne of awards, you sex very much and your horse randomly teleports onto a roof in the middle of a river, they should definitely watch this review.

[@alekisighl7599]

@@mattnorris7124 I'm able to get invested in the stories of more grounded games. But I understand why people like this genre.

[@catstevens6224]

“Gerbil of Riverdale” 😂😂😂

[@donmarelio]

"Garlic of Cafeteria" had me cracking up too. :P

[@asddfghjklify]

who said Libya 🇱🇾😍🇱🇾😍🇱🇾😍🇱🇾

[@drone6675]

“Gerbil of riverdale” is now my go-to name for him. Thank you.

[@Tyler_W]

I myself am partial to Gandalf of Lybia.

[@AnimeRenegades]

@@Tyler_W Garlic of Cafeteria wasn't half bad

[@johnclement189]

"phew, im ok im done roaming around, hunting treasures, going to guarded treasure, doing contract. I need to resume to main quest." Level : 19 Main quest level required : level 8

[@panic1228]

On my first playthrough I was level 35 when I reached the isle of mist. Needless to say Eredin was no match for me.

[@richardnorris9662]

Yooo I just got to Novigrad for the first time and I'm already Level 20

[@thatgrimdude1453]

@@panic1228 this is honestly such an issue with this game

[@WhatsUpSkaters]

@@thatgrimdude1453 enemy upscaling is the best thing to happen

[@RadekCrazy1]

main quest complete- experience gained +1

[@alejandroponce1972]

This is my wife writing: "We bumped into your channel two days after I had had abdominal surgery, and we were just trying to relax a bit watching reviews of our favorite games. Listening to you made me laugh so hard that I am pretty sure I will need new stitches in the morning, it was like giving birth must be like, sheer bliss and utterly painful altogether. Hubby suggested to stop and resume the videos later. Heck no!"

[@ProMrLecoq01]

Wholesome

[@luuketaylor]

@@ProMrLecoq01 Wholesome re-stitching.

[@morgan0__o]

*nice*

[@steveweng8951]

Hmm..Medallion’s humming...Powerful Gwent players around?

[@dankdankeryetdanker2726]

Place of Gwent players... Should draw my deck.

[@needlessoptions]

W for the profile pic Steve

[@jexiagalleta4712]

Place of Gwent, it's gotta be

[@atrijoshi320]

@@dankdankeryetdanker2726 🤣😂😅

[@georgec7027]

I was enjoying these reviews until I started wanting a girlfriend

[@99bigfan]

Get a gamer girlfriend

[@ClipsOfVTubers]

@@jaquanae9991 LOL. Bro you're so funny

[@ClipsOfVTubers]

@@jaquanae9991 I'm not being sarcastic please dont hate me

[@dhirensingh8989]

I was enjoying these reviews until I started wanting PS4 in my third world country while my 73 siblings starved. Good times

[@Jonas-xl4wg]

Oof that’s the sacrifice we make being gamers.. none of us will never get a gf :(

[@Dutchovenderlinde]

"Yo dawg, I heard you love side quests, so I put side quests in your side quests so you can side quest while you side quest" that had me dying 🤣

[@eyedeasneverdie3348]

Sounds like the line from the Honest Trailer for this game about Gwent.

[@elenrie11]

X2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Facts!!

[@BeinIan]

It's literally true too, there are so many quest locations where you find letters that start another side quest.

[@yanhutajulu5674]

this is when you saw a yellow exclamation point in the middle of witcher's contract.

[@skoolier]

"A bunch of women would show up and go 'HUAYAAYAAAAHHHHH!!!!'" had me rollin hahahah

[@good5453]

best part

[@theheardtheorem]

Even though I was unemployed when The Witcher 3 came out, it literally took me 4 months to complete....because of Gwent

[@benzlover55]

I took a year to finish the game because I didn't want it to end. But I downloaded mods specifically because I dont like card games like gwent. I literally played one round of gwent and tried to understand it but lost constantly, so I just said fuckit and downloaded mods to insta-beat gwent.

[@mattnorris7124]

@@benzlover55 What you should have done was install a mod that turns every encounter with anything in the real game to a Gwent match.

[@benzlover55]

@@mattnorris7124 🤣

[@barbarabenuzzi2414]

@@mattnorris7124 wait, there is one? Brb buying a gaming computer for that

[@mattnorris7124]

@@barbarabenuzzi2414 Honestly I don't know but if there isn't, I'll be wildly disappointed.

[@dinargindulin8581]

Choose your fighter: Gerbil from Riverdale Garlic of Cafeteria Gandalf of Libya

[@AZ-wc5ot]

Libya*

[@boompewpew8540]

@@AZ-wc5ot Geralf of Dildodale.

[@venkatnikhil2622]

Dinar Gindulin garlic of cafeteria

[@sernoddicusthegallant6986]

When does the Buttmuncher of Bacon DLC come out?

[@brutaltaleofficial4115]

More like Gumball of Holupamin

[@jonshusman2909]

Frodo : “alright then keep your secrets” That made me laugh out loud

[@Ghost_Of_SAS]

The twitch streams are genuinely good: these two are funny even off the cuff. Watch them.

[@brucemclee]

Didn't realize they had Twitch streams bc I never looked in the description. Totally gonna catch it now.

[@RandyH524]

When do they normally stream?

[@mattbarton2341]

Truth. Their chemistry is hilarious haha. He is a solid gamer too.

[@zecanas1]

Just DONT WATCH TWITCH, its not what it used to be...

[@momsspaghetti7171]

I'd like to watch the streams, but I'm in Europe (Italy) so I have to calculate the time difference. What days does she streams and where does she announces it? Her Twitter?

[@IAmHoTSHoTzz]

You've got serious, production, writing and comedic talent. Whatever joy you may find yourself in from all of this, you deserve.

[@ArbeonOfTerra]

That's all well and dandy. But does she play Gwent though??

[@AJ-nc4vr]

Absolutely.

[@phy3451]

I was trying to type something similar but this guy did it for me, great channel love the content

[@TheEyeOfOdin1]

"Wind's howling" I wish I had a GF who understood quotes like that

[@rolandngom5080]

TheEyeOfOdin I know every time I say that my gf is like what

[@extoide9646]

I wish i had a gf...

[@JamesJSwiftJay]

I laugh every time subtitles say it in films/shows but my wife never understands that reference. Them feels.

[@ArthurKnight1899]

whys it funny?whats the context?

[@ryn3575]

Arkham Assassin it’s a line geralt says in the game.

[@whippersnapper7632]

"How do you like that silver?!" Gerard of Rivie yells as he pulls out his steel sword.

[@Alphajet101]

*_Hol up a minute!_*

[@susiemartinez8983]

That was genuinely the best part of the video. It was the Gwent of this video

[@wouterhaasdevijfde]

no

[@hinderance]

Something ain’t right!

[@icebough4191]

Dude 101 that part was maybe a bit excessive lol

[@poopoogigolo]

It was strangely not funny to me. Idk why. I typically like the girlfriend videos, but I don't think I laughed once at that reoccurring joke.

[@seanlee9146]

Toss a coin to your witcher, oh-holl uppa minute.

[@hoodiesticks]

Oh Valley of Gwent-y

[@rickhunter7]

Oh so THAT'S what she's saying!

[@cvkl7895]

2:50 for reference

[@whitelighter2040]

Noice! Lol 😂

[@whitelighter2040]

Hell yes! Keep on keeping on. ☺️

[@momsspaghetti7171]

Girl, from my point of view, and i think I'm speaking for everyone here, *HOLLUP* *AMMINUT* _smack_ _lips_ wanna play a round of Gwent?

[@erronjyy1530]

Nodding

[@Dota2funny]

i played the game but, what does it mean? "hollup amminut"? hold up a minute?

[@KingdomHearts0004]

Yup Yup

[@momsspaghetti7171]

@@Dota2funny My boy, watch 2:15 It's a reference to the girl's boyfriend. He says: "Hollup amminut, this ugly old lady has lost her frying pan" It's a reoccurring joke throughout the video, for Garlic of Cafeteria is indeed a man of many talents, but focusing on one task at a time is not one of them.

[@Sumea_Saukko]

Gwent was better than the actual game

[@kayaeki]

After finishing witcher I literally was like What am I supposed to do in life right now? Made so many memories with this game. One of the best gaming experiences :')

[@PotatoCouch666]

I wish I could erase my memory of this game, so I could fall in love with it all over again

[@budiisnadi]

just wait 5 years before replaying it.

[@joshuabanner9920]

Indeed

[@ragingwarrior8098]

@@budiisnadi I tried. But still I can almost remember everything. wtf

[@agf1906]

Yes!!!

[@TG-ge1oh]

Oh thats easy. You just need a memory like me. Last year I forgot the birthdays of every single family member. Including my wife's.

[@syahmiahmad2166]

geralt : "Youre Immortal?" Olgierd : "Aye" geralt : "How bout a round of gwen?"

[@skoomamuch356]

Olgierd: *Nod Intensifies*

[@Shoundaime]

I still hate I couldnt beat Gaunter O'Dimm with a round of gwent. My temerian mulligan wouldve crushed him.

[@hithere5553]

O’Dimm: “so, what is your wish?” Geralt: “how about a round of gwent?” O’Dimm: *nods

[@irgendwiecharmant64]

When you meet Olgierd in Oxenfurt to return the dead brother quest, you can ask him to play Gwent, which he'll comment something along the lines of "an immortal asks you to do this super hard mission, and you asked him to play cards?", to which Geralt replies "Unless you're scared". The devs are fully aware of our ridiculous pacing.

[@oteleaionutbogdan5381]

Olgierd: "Lets lay 'em down"

[@ronandlolita7322]

Garlic of Cafeteria!? I’m dead.

[@d-risky4994]

Gandalf of Libya 😂

[@KriegerT]

bumbernstach crumberbritch

[@rodefshalom]

Gerbil of Riverdale

[@Vojtakrasa]

I remember finishing Witcher 3 and being like "oh what's left for me in this cruel world" and then I got to it a year after and accidentally stepped into Blood and Wine and holy shit I need to write my graduation paper.

[@An-oz1kt]

This is so relatable 😂😂😂

[@atnguyenquy1331]

Literally me rn 🤣🤣

[@skyblue6092]

Man I love Gandalf of Libya

[@UtaNngkrngDpanKompi]

don't you mean gerbil of riverdale?

[@cameronmitchell4590]

@@UtaNngkrngDpanKompi Doesn't flow.

[@georgiidzesov4192]

@@UtaNngkrngDpanKompi HOLD UP A MINUTE, wasn't this video about Garlic of Cafeteria?

[@CrowofYharnam]

Gwent is the greatest card game of all time it also has a small little indie game called witcher 3

[@maynardmiller7663]

Don’t stress over getting out one video a week. Quality over quantity will ALWAYS ALWAYS beat Quantity over Quality. Please. Don’t feel like you need to work yourself to death for these. Make sure your enjoying the process. Love these reviews. They are so awesome. :)

[@oOPPHOo]

Hard not to stress given the YT algorithm. If you want to do this professionally, you're ideally pumping out ten minutes of video a day every day. Still, I agree that the actual viewers would be perfectly happy these games being played at a somewhat organic pace with decent breaks between them and therefor the reviews being up no sooner than that. Afterall, that's how the actual review part of these videos are going to be useful even if far more than half of us are here purely for the entertainment value

[@VoltairBear]

@@oOPPHOo On top of that, let's not kid ourselves, SovietWomble is doing just fine with how rarely he uploads a video -ha.

[@cwilson7458]

Thats terrible advice tbh. The algorithm disagrees with you.

[@vukasinmihajlovic7043]

USSR would like a word

[@localkauf]

I can remember first playing Witcher 3, and I was so overwhelmed by the sheer amount of stuff to do that I actually stopped playing it and had a life for about 6 months before finally getting back to it

[@Kurokusu]

same. although when I went back at it I loved it so much I lost my gf

[@TotallyNotJoe_]

@@Kurokusudamn

[@AriesMoonTarot]

@@KurokusuI would dump someone over this too

[@MrJagermeister]

Garfield of Namibia, destroyer of monsters and hoooolll’up a minute... care to play a bit of Gwent?

[@hr-g4640]

I hope your boyfriend still has the balls to play Nier Automata in front of you

[@rasyidkarim]

yes please

[@SteelCond0r]

Yes!!! That would be great!

[@smurphftw2008]

He's probably afraid he'll die of boredom.

[@StreliziaDeWitt]

First things first, press that self-destruct button. ;)

[@dashieldmasta177]

Era XD Take it one step further. Bayonetta.

[@rinozisa9396]

Two best console games this generation. 1. Legend of Witcher: Breath of the Hunt 2. The Zelda 3: Wild Breath

[@D0A17599]

1. Yes 2. No

[@Nataton-cg8zo]

Rino Zisa i prefer The Witcher 3. Zelda sucks 😀!

[@fireballs7346]

Nah fallout 4 is my jam

[@LittleVidds]

I have 500 hours for botw. Every inch of the world has some new discovery. Witcher was amazing and I got emotionally invested but I was done with the world after about 250 hours.

[@wintersong2266]

I prefer Zelda Witcher is good but sometime characters won't stop talking and I say to myself ''will the action begin soon?'' It was especially bad in the Heartstone DLC

[@navtektv]

The birth of the iconic phrase "Hol' up a minnet!"

[@letsdosomething806]

Hol up a minute, this is not the review i was looking for, but it was the review i needed.

[@ThePrelude2life]

Based on another comment elsewhere related to Witcher: "I will have you know that losing a game of Gwent is by far, worse than Death itself!"

[@Megalomaniakaal]

And as I replied to that other comment, paraphrased: I die in game, the game forces me to reload, I lose a game of gwent I'll bloody well reload by myself, god damn it!

[@gudegudemeh5195]

Especially when you have 60 crowns and bet 10 in hopes of making quick money. Ugh.

[@pagingdoctorsideburns]

Confession: I put 200 hours into this game and never finished it, because I spent so much time fetching frying pans and playing Gwent

[@xxsamperrinxx3993]

u done now?> haah

[@dup1237]

Wait, so you are saying there other activities besides Gwent?

[@majingamer6109]

That's funny because the pan is literally one quest that takes 5 minutes

[@nathenbosher1067]

@@majingamer6109 if that haha

[@lennartsenden1220]

I put in more than 300 hours. Only the base game, no add ons. I finished the game but I played the least amount gwent possible.

[@michaelp4387]

3:14 very true to my experience. I was on a side quest called "fool's gold" when I suddenly heard Geralt commenting on traps, and triggering "Ghosts of the past", when I went to check only to find it was the same location where "Fall of the House of Reardon" took place. So yeah, got a bit of side quest in my side quest so I can side quest when I side quest in my side quest.

[@adrii6925]

Medallions humming... place of power, gotta be

[@ZaphodJan]

Should draw from it.

[@aqsw57]

Hhmm...straange

[@xxlive4eatingxx275]

Adrii 69 smells like rain...

[@fire_fux]

When the time of the white frost comes, do not eat the yellow snow.

[@thc8877]

"Gerbil of riverdale" I'm done :)

[@tunasandwich8049]

Garlic of cafeteria.

[@613and802]

Gandalf of Libya was my favorite.

[@Juan-fv5su]

Your sense of humor is amazing! Thanks for creating such great content. Can't wait to see your channel blow up even more :)

[@lancerobinson9097]

For real

[@ateyou4527]

Me: kills a couple of monsters Random screaming ladies: AEEEYAHHHHEEEEEEAHH OOHHBEEEEAAHHHHHEEEEUUUUUAAAAAHHHHEEEEEE

[@danielboii3535]

I always do the "hol' up a minute" to play Gwent, but whenever I see a Monster Deck I just want to die

[@ddursun]

Monster Decks -> No spies, Very hastily runs out of cards in the hand, No reviving cards(I think?). You should actually be very much happy when you encounter monster decks D: While it was early in the game and I had little amount of spy cards I was horiffied to play against some Nilfgaardian and Temerian decks ;(

[@elisthebirb2357]

standalone Gwent these days

[@jnhln5796]

Get a nilfgaard deck and you will destry everyone 90% (10% tough games against another nilfgaard deck or a very lucky monster deck)

[@SkeetleSimsy]

Biting frost and monster deck is done

[@Shoundaime]

Well, monster decks had much power when you dont have cards, but when you do? You shoulnt fear them, but the nilfgardians or the temerians, with their little spies and medics, and bonds, gosh.

[@thetrustysidekick3013]

The legendary Gerbil of Riverdale, hunting down cards in every town, every city and every nation.

[@seetherf9211]

Another vote for Nier Automata! Do it!

[@OmarManta]

Hell yeah!

[@SarahSchimidt]

I have already watched this video 10 times, and each time I finish playing a few hours I come back to watch again. That's how good this is.

[@nightspicer]

hol' up a minut'

[@invertsyndicate7938]

- "Gerbald of Riverdale" REEEEE

[@crabLT]

Gandalf of Libya is better.

[@KanohiVahi]

@@crabLT That seriously made me crack up 😂

[@IslaMcTear]

This channel is my new favourite, been loving all these uploads keep up the amazing work!

[@nrmx2009]

We need a "should your boyfriend watch The Witcher series?" Spoiler alert: THERE IS NO GWENT ON IT

[@katearcher8514]

yet.

[@darth-severus]

No Gwent? 0/10 unwatchable

[@Br-kc2jy]

What a scam

[@whitelighter2040]

Damn good show! ☺️

[@tlotpwist3417]

Geralt: "I'm getting aroused" Yen: "Any...ideas?" Geralt: "We could go on that stuffed unicorn.." Yen: "I like it 💏" Geralt: "...TO PLAY SOME ROUNDS OF GWENT!!!" Yen: 😧😧

[@Borderlines]

Trending on gaming already?! 😲 this channel is fabulous

[@yeahyes7077]

They should do AC II

[@LeiteArts10]

The content is good, but what is pushing it is the "family friendlyness"

[@taltigolt]

Your voice your humor your personality it's oh so addicting

[@bozo8603]

"Stay away from Gwent," said the woman, who'd just earned herself an eternity in the fiery pits of hell. Don't stay away from Gwent. Win the Gwent tournaments. Collect all of the Gwent cards (there's a quest for that.) Play everybody you meet. Play the standalone Gwent game they released because so many people loved Gwent so much. Gwent forever. Team Gwent. Gwent Gang. Gwent it limitless. Gwent is euphoric. Gwent is everything.

[@Megalomaniakaal]

Gwent is love. Gwent is life.

[@shivanshlolayekar9668]

Witcher is temporary. Gwent is eternal

[@zipiezapo]

Everybody telling that and i dont get to like gwent at all :(

[@mattnorris7124]

@@shivanshlolayekar9668 This comment made me feel simultaneously happy and sad and also hit me on a far more real level than it should have.

[@barbarabenuzzi2414]

People be flexing on how they've finished the game but as soon as they're like "yeah, but I didn't play Gwent" all I hear is suddenly just clown squeaky noises

[@LordofBroccoli]

Here's a great limerick to say to your boyfriend when he says "just one more!": "Boyfriend, boyfriend, what a prick."

[@nikosamoiridis2571]

Not bad

[@nurarihyon20]

Am i missing something or do you have no clue what a limerick is?

[@nikosamoiridis2571]

@@nurarihyon20 You're missing something bud

[@adamcimrmann416]

@@nurarihyon20 "Wanna hear a limerick? Lambert, Lambert, what a prick!" -Garlic of Riverdale, 2015

[@nurarihyon20]

@@nikosamoiridis2571 Welp, Woosh on my part then..

[@Sting_ray]

While one video a week is 👌👌👌, be sure to focus on quality over quantity. All the videos so far have been great, but creator fatigue is real. If you need to take a week off to perfect a review, that would be better than releasing an unfinished product. “A delayed [video] is eventually good, but a rushed [video] is forever bad.” -Shigeru Miyamoto Keep up the great work!

[@jinon2667]

ikr, its like game development, better polish that game to be GOTY material then release it with bugs :O

[@KyleSantin]

Hol'up a minut.

[@flashhadarandron8194]

@@KyleSantin lets play Gwent for a week.

[@freemang.f7357]

Same, her fallout 76 is still the best compared to her other video's.

[@ElNietoPR]

Brian Mullins So, care for a round of Gwent?

[@Zefo_No]

My sister played the entire Witcher 3 2 times, had a lot to complain about each time. The third time, she played it exclusively for the Gwent quests. It's her favorite game ever.

[@jexiagalleta4712]

"It's just a couple drowners calm down." Clearly not seen being low level in death march, hmm?

[@lilreecepuffs525]

On death march i foolishly bersed my first alghoul not knowing it can reflect damage back to me and i died about 5 times,more than i did with detlaff.

[@onetwothereefour]

This review is 10/10. Genuinely really funny and witty. Quality content.

[@SmileytheSmile]

That frying pan went on to create Playerunknown's Battlegrounds. Yes. Playerunknown is actually a frying pan.

[@Vanderyn]

Your boyfriend should absolutely NOT play The Witcher 3. Gary of Nivea will make him question his heterosexuality.

[@breakfastenjoyer]

Lmao Gary of Nivea.

[@gregoryallen4026]

No, that’s just you buddy.

[@Livingeidolon]

Gerbert isn't quite that hot. He is pretty slick though

[@mikehiebert6227]

Can confirm.

[@KJ-pr1hq]

That metrosexual fruitcake

[@LuceWithLove]

I literally watch this video every week or so. Its how I discovered your channel and it always makes me smile when I’m not feeling well ❤️ thank you for making such amazing content!

[@acausedes]

i'm so happy our boyfriends play the same games these are like guides for me

[@KanalDerGutenSache]

Our? You share him?

[@KanalDerGutenSache]

@Horrible-Artist699 Yes, I missed the plural in "boyfriends". Mb.

[@Mike55690]

One of my favorite games and i was hoping you'd do this and i am so glad you did, it's insane how fast you've blown in popularity, but definitely well deserved, you're absolutely hilarious, keep up the amazing work, and looking forward to more !

[@Frell1982]

250k.. crazy, I've watched your Red Dead Video when it came out and thought "well, this got potential" but 250k after about a Month a really awesome. Speaks for you idea and quality! Please take enough breaks and time between videos, it's really easy to burn out at this rate!

[@gaborbudai4232]

Frell same here!

[@ZiWARUDO]

One week or more is good enough break for a “review” channel imo

[@MoiselleTheFae]

@@ZiWARUDO That's not a break, that's a release schedule.

[@CrowofYharnam]

Witcher won't get 1M views

[@bryce2fadeway]

I agree. Take your time guys. Even a video every two weeks. It got to still be a pleasure and I've seen multiple couples loose it on KZbin because of the pressure of the release. Keep it simple keep it fresh and take care of yourselves. And take breaks. I 💯% agree

[@trev6783]

What's reallllly going to blow your mind, is when you realize you can play back through the entire game, make different choices and the story COMPLETELY changes. I played through the story 5 times before I found out you can actually have an ending where Ciri comes back to you in the end. AND I didn't even know in the previous 4 play throughs that she had actually died, I thought I was being left on cliff hanger to find out what happened to Ciri in the next game.

[@carter1851]

I learned about you when my Girlfriend actually wanted to buy us (me :D ) a Game. She watched the Smash bros. ultimate video. Now you managed to become one of my and her favourite KZbin producers. We absolutely love you. You are so worthy.

[@nathane6740]

You sound like you're about to cheat on your girl

[@youngdemimonde2344]

5:23 “ Gandalf Of Livia “

[@AMabud-lv7hy]

Lybia

[@divinusvideo69]

@@AMabud-lv7hy Libia

[@hiroew188]

Gerbil of Riverdale

[@jarret45]

@@divinusvideo69 labia

[@6shot6]

oh man... nothing but love for these videos. "hol' up a minute! hol' up a minute!"

[@Zukoiu]

I swear, this was very entertaining to watch and I only came here due to the channel name, I was super curious about what you have to say. I was not disappointed. Thanks.

[@GirlfriendReviews]

No, thank YOU

[@benschrader5797]

Doing important load tests at work. Girlfriend Reviews uploads Witcher 3 review. Me: HOLDUPAMINNIT

[@namorsalvatore6543]

God, if this ain’t my new favorite series on KZbin. You’re awesome girl!

[@svkbw1921]

I'm rollin😂 she said Garlic of Cafeteria😭💀

[@Mrreddead1011]

“Gerbil of Riverdale”

[@DrR.Martin]

Gerball of Riverrun

[@ink3539]

Gandalf of Lybia, I'm crying

[@tokanite]

Gotta love a Zero Punctuation review, oh wait

[@SuperEgo19]

Your quip clips are impressive. Tons of research. Your memory/index system is impressive.

[@Archyus1]

Garlic of Cafeteria is my favorite videogame protagonist

[@jankapuscinski8456]

Dear God I wish there was a 3rd DLC

[@theguy9150]

Jan Kapuściński I would pay anything they ask for it. They earned it.

[@zachb8012]

There's that Gwent game.

[@Panasiux2]

@@REALVINERGY the problem here is, cpr are not that greedy.

[@jamesrexus8555]

We will have a Cyberpunk, relax

[@motmontheinternet]

This is the only game in recent memory where I gladly bought the DLC. I've bought DLC thinking it was an okay deal, but -gladly- buying? The Witcher 3. Actually it's the only, TW3, because the times before that when I bought DLC, they weren't, DLC, they were expansions.

[@haideralikhannaroo1670]

those ladies saying "heyyyyyyyyy" is my message/notification ringtone.. :P

[@cyberkebab]

Lmao what's the name of that sound sample i want that too

[@haideralikhannaroo1670]

@@cyberkebab just google witcher 3 quest jing ringtone

[@saulbuxorodriguez6959]

Same!

[@olgierd.von.everec]

Genius! Should've asked that from Gaunter.

[@bananatiger]

5:09 "HAYEEEEEEEEEE" I lost it 🤣

[@DarkHeroCC]

*It’s finally here!*

[@clayjack9969]

DarkHero Gaming Channel PREFORMING FOR YOU!

[@ain6639]

Dude you are EVERYWHERE!

[@clayjack9969]

Ain me or him?

[@ain6639]

DarkHero, i dont stalk you jack.

[@clayjack9969]

Ain Cool, I was worried my KZbin addiction had gotten out of hand.

[@fallenangel6385]

Why hasn't this popped up in my recommended before :( Damn you KZbin

[@emmanuelroman2921]

Cyanide Critique I KNOOOOOOW!! 🧐

[@johnclayton4946]

Who cares about girlfriends or women!!! Witcher 3 all the way even if my family doesn't approve!

[@pastorofmuppets4552]

Cyanide Critique, _>

[@fallenangel6385]

@@pastorofmuppets4552 BOI how on earth

[@pastorofmuppets4552]

Cyanide Critique, idk either 😳

[@therealsiguenza4301]

Hol' up a minu You haven't subscribed to this channel yet?

[@lizlenzii]

How bout pewds?

[@BlazingSerenade]

Been here since 1000

[@androski5247]

@@BlazingSerenade That hasn't been long.

[@BlazingSerenade]

LowerSpider4725 PR doesn’t matter was still top 1000 lol git Gud casual

[@yevheniishyshko7961]

“Yo, dawg, I heard you like side quests, so we put side quests in your side quests, in you side quests, in your side quests.” She forgot the main quest side quest

[@Warhammernerd-u2q]

This is seriously one of the best gaming channels out there. These crack me up

[@ozramblue117]

This was randomly in my watch list. Put it on on impulse. Nice surprise. Well done and entertaining.

[@GooseWaliz]

“Gandalf of Libya” 😂

[@IamWoodstaman]

This was so well made and hilarious. I did not expect this video to be so good.

[@jaydom8264]

5:05 -5:22 had me dying lmao

[@AbhijeetSingh-tf5cr]

LELELELELELELE LE LE LE

[@surajpalsinhmanek]

the best part rofl

[@joaopolainas]

How the hell does he move like that

[@RuqiRevolt]

@@joaopolainas invest your points in combat

[@thekillers1stfan]

>Geralt kills defenseless goats "What now you piece of FILTH!!!?" lololol

[@johnnydonondalo3932]

Do Horizon: Zero Dawn next!

[@eszmeraldajazminkovacs4418]

I am the girldfriend, and I played all three of the Witcher games, my boyfriend only played the third one, so I was the one to tell him everything that happened before that. :D In the first game you could play dice games, and it was like the gwent in the Witcher 3. You played with everyone, even King Foltest. :D I love the main story of Witcher 3, but doing sideguest is also really enjoyable, and the DLCs. The Blood and wine could actually be the Witcher 4, it has got that much content in it. :D We love these games and story so much that my boyfriend started collecting and reading the books too. :D

[@Nico_cl]

well done haha

[@foreverwhisper]

Wow, you're amazing.

[@JeighNeither]

lucky BF

[@bhoqeem1975]

My dream girl. Sigh... Wait, you're not a dude, right? These days one can never know for sure. Especially on social media.

[@TheSuperMegaPlus]

I know this is almost a year late, but I miss dice poker so much! (I love Gwent, but yeah)

[@charliethecockatoo2159]

"Two hours and a bag of sunflower seeds later" I feel personally attacked.

[@JohnDoe-jd8oo]

I do love this series, but I worry that one game per week may not be sustainable. A lot of my favorite content creators started with weekly uploads before burning out and needing to slow down. Anyway, you know what you can handle better than I do, but if the videos do slow down, I’ll still stick around. These are consistently great.

[@GigglingStoners]

Agreed.

[@SpawnicusRex]

Hol' up a minit... This is literally the funniest video I've ever seen on KZbin. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying right now!

[@dracuella]

If you haven't yet, go watch her review of Horizon zero dawn. ..You're welcome.

[@Taima]

You must not have seen many videos

[@TheTrueVirus22]

I mean yeah the videos are good and all. But if it is "literally" the funniest video you have seen. Then you either watch mostly trash content or have only seen this one video.

[@maustick008]

Do Horizon Zero Dawn next! (Pretty please?)

[@jazy921]

Agreed, it's already been mentioned twice(once each in two separate videos)

[@lennyleonard5926]

Im pretty sure she said she was going to do it in the near future

[@Cris-td4wi]

How good is it? I’m interested in the complete edition since all dlc comes in the disk and I could get a used copy pretty cheap

[@ryantheready3066]

Cristian get it. I just got it and it is so fun. The open world and story is beautiful and interesting. The facial animations are bad,but the combat and gameplay makes up for it. The robots are unique and some are faster,stronger,and use different mechanics each time.

[@Cris-td4wi]

Ryan The Ready I’ve been seeing a lot of mixed reviews. There seems to be a good number of people who think it’s boring. I think maybe because they’re not into open world games and having to travel around to do quests and such. But I can get it for 10 bucks so I’ll try it out. I do like open world games after all, currently playing the witcher 3

[@MichaelMedici61W2]

One of the best games ever made for sure. And yeah, some of the side quests could be the whole plot line of another video game. It’s one of the reasons why this game is so great. Talk about getting your moneys worth. And gwent is phenomenal....... ...my relationship ended because of the Witcher.