Show of the Week: Titanfall 2 and 5 Jacks Ranked in Order of Robot Affinity

[@WhammyTime91]

Frankly I think Andy's scarecrow antics should get him a promotion. He's really _outstanding in his field_.

[@_narrows]

Yup, out standing there!

[@lilchapstick7022]

WhammyTime91 you win the comments

[@marhawkman303]

The puns, this one makes me laugh SOOOO hard. :)

[@jackcooper549]

I can't believe Jane thinks Jack Cooper is an unmemorable name, that's my name and I remember it like 80% of the time

[@moriskurth628]

MAKE SURE THIS MAN GETS NOTICED!!! His agony must be heard!

[@outsidexbox]

TGIF and TGISOTW! Please enjoy this video and also your weekends! Love, Oxbox OXOX

[@Xxh3lix2000xX]

outsidexbox TGISOTW? Explain?

[@polkarrty]

thank god its show of the week

[@rowplatts]

SirHelixFossil Thank God It's Show Of The Week

[@mustafamahmoud_]

SirHelixFossil thank god it's show of the week

[@CattleDekappa]

thank show it's god of the week

[@barghestblue731]

11:41 aww it's just so adorable watching jane talk about her plans for world domination. they grow up so fast

[@barghestblue731]

are those really all the jacks you could come up with, or did you just stop 5 jacks down the list?

[@isabelchmontuenga]

The list on the show of the week are only of 5

[@RonaldMcJuicy]

Yes

[@outsidexbox]

If we listed every videogame Jack we'd be here all day.

[@barghestblue731]

Andy could've made the video himself given how much time he saw stuck on the scarecrow pole

[@sethryan1397]

I love how much effort Jane puts into 10 seconds of plotting

[@dislexic498]

OK, those scarecrow puns were pretty good. They had me 'crowing' with laughter. Sorry, I'll go sit in the corner and cry.

[@die3zocker526]

Cry louder! >:(

[@dislexic498]

Only if you want to be punched.

[@KazeNinja17]

"Not that I'm keeping track." Jane....I worry about you and your intentions sometimes...

[@TheRiekman]

I think you missed a bit of Mass Effect's Jack. You know, unexpectedly capable and dangerous "I'm not a guy" Jack who probably juggles Cerberus robots in her sleep.

[@TheRiekman]

Come to think of it, you should give her an honorary 0th place as an homage to her "Subject Zero" code name.

[@robpegler6545]

She wouldn't rank very highly in terms of "robot affinity", though. The very first thing she does in the game is destroy two mechs, and the space station they rode in on.

[@MegaDale42]

Rob Pegler and yet as soon as she joins you, one of them can kill her in seconds

[@robpegler6545]

MegaDale42 True. Game mechanics and plot don't always make good bedfellows.

[@marcwittkowski5146]

You've just got to love Jane and her megalomaniacal antics :D

[@Arandomfigure]

Mike, Mike, Mike. The show about wrestlers living under constant surveillance so the viewers can see their every move should be called "Big Brawler".

[@jaredwillebeek-lemair5298]

or big *Hulk Hogan voice* BROTHER

[@SgtCookie111]

It needs to be said in a think Scottish accent.

[@originallmoney9099]

Mike, that was a cunning ploy to lure Andy into that "Last straw" line. Well played. Also, I can't imagine Jane having ANY interaction with the UN beyond "Submit to my demands or...I'LL FLOOD THE WORLD!!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"

[@kindly5374]

Hi guys! Wanted to thank you for encouraging me to start my own channel at EGX (I was the Dota girl). I've put two videos up now and am really excited to do more - you're the best!

[@outsidexbox]

Hooray! Good luck with it :D

[@nashdiy8570]

I've been watching you guys for years and though I own both playstation and xbox (Got a great deal on an xbox) I love your channel. My favorite thing is your lists and show of the week. You guys have so much character and are each so unique. Because of this every video has something great to offer. You're almost at 2 million subscribers and honestly, I hope you all reach and surpass it by the time the Christmas challenges come. You guys deserve the subs. Your content is some of the best on youtube. Thank you for your consistent uploads and great personalities. :)

[@kyleengelmann4192]

Jane, your gonna need some thunder effects, so I was thinking, can I become your evil assistant? I can shake a sheet of metal and laugh hysterically while you launch the dry ice missile.

[@trevorcoffin5928]

I think these puns complete me, so thank you Mike. And of course, Jane is just adorable

[@nicholascross3557]

Jack Cooper, eh, bet he's a barrel of laughs...

[@outsidexbox]

+Nicholas Cross This is a much better joke than most people will realise.

[@johnnythegreat6568]

Someones been to the Andy school of puns, well played sir.

[@portentouslad5051]

thank you for teaching me a new English word. Now I do know Jack...

[@roguedogx]

Nicholas Cross maybe if I put him in a barrel and kick it down some steps.

[@nickburbridge2543]

Please explain

[@qwertypresser]

How you don't add Jack from Mass Effect to your list of Jacks. I could easily envision Jack running around in a Titan yelling "I will destroy you!"

[@MTLion3]

Pretty sure Jane smiling in the distance at the end there was the stare of a madwoman contemplating how to turn Andy (and probably Mike) into an actual scarecrow XD

[@CVL13]

Guys, we're used to Jane's scheming and plotting to end the world, but now Andy is becoming a scarecrow serial killer? Who is in charge of hiring at Oxbox?

[@magnusdavis9530]

Coremensch Dr Robotnik

[@CVL13]

Magnus Davis That explains why their planes haven't come to fruition yet. :D

[@StevenJQuinlan]

The look on Andy's face when he realised he'd played himself with that last pun. Warms my cold, cold heart

[@shannonolivas9524]

Now now Mike, there's no need to *crow* over your victories.

[@dj-d2030]

Attempting to build a rain bomb, in Britain? Don't you all get enough rain?

[@SpartanPrimeDSTY117]

not enough for people that say we "aren't British enough"

[@TheMistyBlueLounge]

Lol I love the ongoing "Jane plans to take over the world" bit... it IS a bit right...?

[@alexmacdonald5087]

That's what she wants us to think...

[@nicholasavasthi9879]

The same thing we do every night Pinky

[@TheMistyBlueLounge]

Nicholas Avasthi Oh man, that's one show I need to go back and watch again!

[@nicholascross3557]

Narf!

[@jedihorjus]

They called him Jack Cooper because Action McHeroface was copyrighted.

[@musicadictor]

yay new video! I just run out of videos of yours to binge watch :-P

[@WarriorAngelLetsPlays]

What about Jack from Mass Effect? She lives in a sci-fi world with VIs and robots, can clearly handle them with her bionic powers from the moment you meet her yet doesn't have any problem with Legion joining the group. Sounds like a perfect choice for taking on titans in Titanfall 2

[@aliteralmoth2243]

Jack aka Raiden from MGS. I mean he is mostly a robot.

[@CDRUNKENmonkey]

Alister 131 yeah, but he spends most of his time destroying them. XD

[@aliteralmoth2243]

CDRUNKENmonkey fair point. That might cause some tension with the Titan. Killing someones friends is not a good way to begin a friendship at all.

[@JDWonders]

Alister 131 Instead of the Titan protecting Jack, Jack would protect the Titan.

[@Cirinwe]

It's only a matter of time before the puns become self aware.

[@dumy9999]

Watch from 13:17 at 0.25x speed. You can see the whale oil spreading before the flame catches up and ignites it, pretty good attention to detail there.

[@zillyotter]

Jane and her orbital lasers... Due to the inevitability of our demise, I've reached a state of begrudging appreciation for their beautiful yet lethal friendship.

[@TMWriting]

Second time OxBox has read one of my comments! This is truly my peak!

[@TMWriting]

13:51

[@aethirion3713]

I found the scarecrow puns hay-larious Mike.

[@aethirion3713]

***** I'll try to hay-d them from now on.

[@crimsonblush4422]

I was going to comment about Jane's interest in orbital lasers, but I find myself more fascinated by the Carpenter Brut t-shirt. Good taste!

[@matheusgclassen]

Jack Cooper is the most soldier man dude name ever

[@gwydtheory]

No Jack from Gears of War? He is LITERALLY another robot! They would share such mutual understanding, and could probably just repair each other indefinitely for a lifetime of hilarious adventures!

[@IAmBrownThunderOfficial]

Only OXBox could make a list of video game characters all named jack and rank them based on the most specific arbitrary parameters. I love u guys srsly.

[@llRoBoBinHoll]

These lists have become a glorious self-parody. Great episode!

[@jackedmonds4863]

Raiden from Metal Gear Solid. His real name is Jack, as referenced by all of the concversations with his ex.

[@dragondavyd9644]

The Mighty Helix Fossil and anyone else who calls him jack the ripper. like in metal gear rising

[@jackedmonds4863]

Don't think he'd get on well with titans though, with all the stabbing metal gears.

[@dragondavyd9644]

The Mighty Helix Fossil yeah....Fair point. could get a bit awkward

[@jackedmonds4863]

+Davyd, they'd probably have to get Dr Phil in and get them to have a little sitdown. I would pay money to see that.

[@dragondavyd9644]

The Mighty Helix Fossil same here. finally a reason to watch that man

[@redstonecasey4713]

Raiden from Metal Gear Rising. That guy is 90% robot, and looks it. He already has freerunning skills on account of how he is a cyborg ninja; one of the few job titles more awesome than "space pirate".

[@TheNewAgeViking]

The Titan from Titanfall 2 for some reason reminds me of Loaderbot from Tales of the Borderlands....oh Loaderbot, your loyalty is admirable.

[@grobertson85]

was just about to start cutting the grass and then this popped up, thanks oxbox!

[@DanBraithwaite]

CARPENTER BRUT!!! You guys just hit it out of the park!!!

[@georgesears934]

Nice Carpenter Brut shirt, I love their work with Furi and Hotline Miami 2!

[@TheRupertLitterbin]

What about Jack Joyce from quantum break? Titans + time powers = unstoppable force of awesome!

[@moriskurth628]

He is neither a Cyborg, nor a Robot.

[@cribb]

^Neither is Jack Marston

[@moriskurth628]

Alex Cribb ... Touche.

[@tba113]

RE Jane's now-depleted dry ice stockpile: Who could resist a supervillain with a plan like that? Or one with such a snappy sweater?

[@ianschwarz22]

Jane's facial expressions from 14:55-15:00 are hilarious

[@PianoDisneygal10]

Show of the week makes my week more than Friday does.

[@braydendudley57]

But Jack Marston was around for robots, in fact he was one! His model is called WayWorseCharacterThenTheFirstOne-atron.

[@dj29hawkings76]

Oi porkins isn't rubbish, he put his life on the line for the rebel alliance. He deserves his respect. He's got his own remembrance for porkins sake.

[@s-n256core4]

Scarecrow puns are great for when you're just hanging around

[@Skarjcz]

Nice job Mike, Jane already knows what Ford Escort is. Keep it up. :)

[@Undeadspelldragon]

Jack from Mass Effect. Lives in the future, and so warm and friendly. Well, the first part at least.

[@slip4009]

True bromance between a man and his giant robot armor suit. That actually don't sound too terrible

[@rmgb-tv]

Jack Cooper - you know, what Mario does to Bowser at the end of every game?

[@reececowell6642]

You should have had Raiden from Metal Gear Solid he's a Jack of all trades

[@dragondavyd9644]

Reece Cowell gotta love the ripper....at least in metal gear rising.

[@landshark1949]

My name is actually Jack and I am so good with robots that I have three of them to help me wake up in the morning.

[@pentadeuce1086]

11:47 Oh come now Jane. It's much easier to just use an orbital Particle acceleration cannon to fire a bunch of industrial ceramic balls into the planet at light speed. The impact force would cause large tectonic shifts creating Earthquakes, Volcanic eruptions, Tsunamis those sorts of things.

[@peterwoo227]

There's another escort mission that Mike seemed to care about: escorting whale oil in Dishonored

[@TheBlueSensei]

Anyone else remember SENT U A MESSAGE on the Xbox 360? I used to watch it all the time

[@_narrows]

I'm imagining the titan struggling to maintain balance and inevitably toppling pathetically holding the several, hundred pound Jack-2.

[@Josh_Woodford]

"There's a snake on your drill." Says Tom Hanks. Why is there a drill on your display?

[@r.alford3692]

MIKE YOU LIED!!! The best escort mission was the whale oil...

[@rowplatts]

I can imagine Handsome Jack as a Titan pilot... you know, before he calls in a giant alien death monster instead and tries to kill you

[@AmethystRebellion]

Ok, that ending is my new wallpaper! Love yinz!

[@MartinRMcGowan]

PORKINS WAS A GOD DAMNED HERO

[@SirNoobWulf]

11:05 I didn't realise that the Ford Escort had a steering that small! Move your hands a little bit apart Mike!

[@GetMiloaLife]

Every episode of Show of the Week is just us finding out more about Jane's plans to conquer/enslave/hold the world to ransom. Of COURSE the physicist is the evil mastermind one!

[@KrypKeyProd]

I think you'll find Porkins was the best character in the entire Star Wars universe. He was so .. lovable

[@MaddRook]

Those scarecrow puns were the cream of the crop.

[@Elias-xf3gw]

PORKINS MADE A HEROIC SACRIFICE! Don't dishonor him. Without him, it wouln't have been possible to blow up the first death star!

[@margaret_adelle]

I am in love with Jane's sweater.

[@2222daz]

Andy doesn't eat, he just stares at it

[@RonaldMcJuicy]

11:35 HOLY YES I can die happy Oh and thanks for clearing that up Jane.

[@mattotterpop]

Jane's frantically ludicrous omission of Prototype Jack, or P-Jack if you will, from the very same Tekken 2 Game is insane, unless she is saving him for some other use....hmmm

[@aaronamos4572]

Is anyone else noticing that Jane seems to have a new way to try and end the world each week? I'm planning on jumping on board here and welcoming our new master and overlord, Jane....all hail.

[@Robbie32]

At 14:47, you're not really the Scarecrow "Murderer" Andy, as you didn't kill that guy.

[@blackbird_entropy]

semantics...

[@bobthemonitor9697]

Holy crap, a Madworld mention in an OxBox video! Who would have guessed?

[@arshadko]

that awkward silent moment when introducing jack cayman.

[@lezenwell]

Let's just say, that assassination where he takes his gun and casually shoots him was one of the most disrespectful thing's I've ever seen.

[@mr_suit-ties2135]

Those scarecrow puns a lone deserve all the likes of KZbinland

[@bonkbonkson5938]

Mike and Andy hits the road, terrible scarecrow jokes away!

[@Pseudomuse_]

I'm disappointed the vid didn't mention Jack from gears of war. If only because I'd love to hear the phrase "Jack, rip that Titan."

[@Pseudomuse_]

plus he's a robot, robots get along great with other robots right?

[@WoolyChaps]

A robot inside a bigger robot...roboception. :O

[@Pseudomuse_]

***bwaaahhh***

[@that_one_stupid_gamer2578]

"Failed social experiment?" you make it sound as though Rapture is a KZbin prank gone wrong.

[@MonkeysAreBananas77]

I can't believe you forgot Jack aka Subject Zero from Mass Effect 2, she's tattooed, badass and fights alongside a great robot in Legion and to an extent Shepard

[@callum2474]

Is that stuff about dry ice going into a missile true because I saw a deal on it somewhere... Oh, it's sold out now.

[@DancertheRose]

Mike your entire scene for the US presidential candidates is perfect for what everyone looks like in the US. :3

[@JohnSmith-tm5xx]

Okay so it's settled. Andy's halloween costume is scarecrow, Jane's is youtube like button. Mike... killer clown costume?

[@wlwlvr]

I guess Andy thought those puns were too corny, but trying to stop Mike is just clutching at straws.

[@JackSki55]

Idea for a drinking game. Take a drink every time Jane says "Jack". By the end I had forgotten my name.

[@Rebirthed]

"That's longer than any relationship I've had" "Noted" BT-NotepadFile 17461 "Jack Cooper - Pilot - has had terrible relationships. Log sent to HQ for evaluation."

[@craigbrewer5012]

15:14 sounds like Andy is chastising a dog called Scarecrow Puns Today.

[@Johndoe0115]

Andy wasn't sulking, but he was scything.

[@nitrofighter58]

3:50 a human falling to his death and screaming for a giant robot to help him.... Transformers, anyone?

[@kcisme7684]

i'd like to think all the witty banter going on has contributed to Andy's career as a serial killer

[@ren_bee]

That guy at 3:20 looked like me in the open beta... That's why I use sonar blades instead.

[@jasonrichard981]

+1 to the crowd calling for Jack from Mass Effect. She has some cybernetic implants already, she would absolutely embrace anything that would increase her destructive capabilities, and, most importantly, doesn't have to worry about helmet hair.

[@timscarrott8919]

Still on the orbital lasers, Jane? Fair enough.... are you taking volunteers? xD

[@gregrose7557]

Mike, it's better if you say "he's outstanding in his field" You're welcome!

[@BeardedWonder]

That whale oil pun was so punny you should be PUNished.

[@olivercrowe7292]

No love for Porkins? I'll have you know he was quite the hero of the rebellion, with his inability to eject and crashing into the surface of the Death Star, barely doing any damage Wait a minute, sounds a bit like Jane crashing into that Star Destroyer