Showering Together Is Not Sexy - Christina Galston - Stand-Up Featuring

Christina Galston breaks down the ways her boyfriend accidentally triggers bad memories of her childhood and explains why she never asked her mother about her sexual identity. (Contains strong language.)
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[@brittanyharris1096]

Yessssssssssss Baby! This is my cousin!! Imagine being around this all the time!!! Constantly making you laugh!! So glad we get to share you with the world!! I love you! Keep shining baby!

[@Bobby-fy3ds]

Damn for real

[@brittanyharris1096]

Yesssssss🥰🥰

[@a.a.entertainment8468]

yoo shes fireee!! thatsss so gooddd! wish i had her as a friend even :') ahaha

[@RacieRain]

She's good

[@Kevs442]

She's gross & nasty looking. Probably smells poor too.

[@HelloTuuuurdz]

“You can’t hurt kids you don’t have” She’s a genius 🙌🏾

[@22221mm]

And then the follow up: If you don't become a mom, you can't become your mom.

[@EmmaWillmann1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nunyabiznes5489]

"If I dont become A mom, I cant become MY mom" is the the funniest and most accurate statement everrrrrr. I love this chick.

[@rosiearts7199]

She’s very funny but in a completely different way from most standup. Which I kinda love. She’s funny like how you’d talk to a friend. Whereas most standup does feel like a monologue. Like it’s obviously a rehearsed speech. She felt approachable like someone just talking. Very nice set👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@brianjones9780]

I agree it was like talking to an old friend, hanging out and she just keeps capping off these jokes one after another

[@blackmagickdancer2282]

Lol it was like when me and my friends get together 🤣😂

[@spookpayne8060]

Mean while shes having a level 10 anxiety attack

[@jenniferklein7730]

So true

[@timothyvarner]

She has so much character. So unique. Not over the top at all. Just so pleasant to listen to her. And hilarious!

[@no1hypocrite]

good one

[@Makavellah001]

Seems like you’re tryna convince yourself 😂

[@bonzwah1]

I encourage everyone to watch the whole thing. I almost clicked off at the beginning cuz it was a bit rough for me, but I gave it just enough time for it to start getting good and I'm glad I gave the whole thing a watch

[@Nike-vx6li]

I gave up 😪

[@bonzwah1]

@@Nike-vx6li don't blame you. It's a REALLY rough start honestly. But I liked it by the middle

[@sechabatheletsane9784]

@@bonzwah1 at least you giving a heads up so people watch it cause there's material you like👍

[@agonleed3841]

same. she said trigger 145x but u hung in there 🤣

[@bonzwah1]

@@agonleed3841 I legit thought she was gonna use it as setup for how she turned the word "trigger" into a trigger for us and she never cashed that out lol. Now I figure she was just super nervous and repeating herself because she's was having trouble organizing her thoughts, but she did eventually hit her stride

[@lady4dub]

I’m so glad an incredibly funny Latina represent rocking the high bun with big hoops. Keep on killin it!

[@autumnmanes1682]

she flows soooo naturally on that stage !!!!! love love love - definitely need more

[@heweyleweyndewey]

She is a true gem, has talent you can't teach or really learn - she will get work as long as she likes I'm sure of it

[@CharityIsTheBest]

I need 8 hours of Christina Galston standup and a podcast, and a tv show. Her physicality is hilarious.

[@flynblind7]

This set ebbs and flows perfectly. Funny, insightful, relatable, thought provoking. May your dreams unembarrass you.

[@deanjean7792]

I need more of this girllllll

[@mygirl1247]

Amen to that 💕🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AllDayDavis]

No you don't

[@ShadowNinjaDestiny]

That was funny. "You can't beat your kids if you don't have kids!!".

[@lydiataylor4598]

She's so good. She's got something unique

[@taylormcgill6643]

The Puerto Rican Iliza Schlesinger. Girl youre loaded with personality. You killed this set.

[@jv-lk7bc]

wanna see them on a double bill. .. or give them a TV series or something..

[@JF-wn2yb]

This girl is hilarious. She needs to be in movies.

[@victorhuipio2701]

"I said that? Can you say it to me sometimes?" When you give excellent advice but don't take it yourself

[@CaptivatedAnarchy]

I kept doing a scream cry laugh for these jokes, great stuff! 🤣😂🤣

[@levitezoe1804]

Tampico has to be the byproduct of alien material 😆

[@g-pa-Rok-n-Tok]

I had never heard of this comedian before, but she's hilarious! She needs a Netflix special.

[@NadeemKhan.9]

Sure, yes, but there are about 20 more funny and established comedians in line for that. She is someone we never even heard of, but she's funny for sure.

[@nothotdog1488]

Netflix will give anyone a special, it's not a matter of being good.

[@burntpieceoftoast4148]

@@NadeemKhan.9 That's exactly why you give her a chance. 🙂

[@BoyNamedBill]

Didn't relate to a lot of it, but god damn. The way she talks with all of herself and she emphasizes the best part? *chefs kiss*

[@gregmock6808]

She's killing it! Great timing, great dynamics!

[@JohnMFlores]

Your comedic flow is so unique.

[@DmDrae]

She’s great. I hope the business gives her the time.

[@therealkathleenkiddo]

“Are we OK this month…why are you in here?” Exactly!

[@pattgsm]

So many funny truth bombs! Love her energy.

[@kayturnit9]

I rarely use this word but... I legitimately guffawed through this entire set lmao 🤣

[@teknophelia]

Not gonna lie, if this was a few years ago before I started working on my health, her and I would have had the best and the most toxic relationship. Now it would just be boring because we'd just go back and forth, talking about "I am hearing and feeling your words. Now if I might share how I am interpreting your words." With all the subtext expressed through lips and eyebrows. But forreal, she's dope on various levels. Her delivery style conveys this type of lived experience better than most.

[@Bigaloa]

I related way too much to this comment.

[@no1hypocrite]

yeah. god damn, i realized how long i was speaking like this trying to be kind and it's so fucking robotic. she's great, got stage presence, and definitely better than the other stand ups they're putting on. that doesn't say much though. where was any punchline? i just watched all of that and can't think of any joke that hit. laughed way more today with my coworkers just bullshitting

[@92cpina]

So refreshing and funny!! 😂

[@heatherwolfe329]

I just keep watching this and sending it on to more and more people!

[@sevwarfare]

Worth every second. Hilarious

[@dalevon803]

I like her cuz she’s hilariously stooopid but honest! Lol

[@madeleine656]

Dang I just watched the clip on Instagram and went straight to KZbin to watch the rest of her set. Christina definitely did not disappoint! Thanks for the laugh!!

[@freestyleskyline]

Christina you did a great job. Freaking hilarious

[@safs_dk]

Loved this, she's hilarious! 😂😂😂🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[@kimberlydavis571]

WOWWWWW!!! This act was one of the funniest and most entertaining acts that ive seen in a long while!!! (and i watch a TON of standup!!!) BRAVO, Christina!!! And so now gonna go search & see if i can find anymore of your HILARIOUS & UNIQUE HUMOR!!!!!! P.S. I predict major stardom in your very near future!!!

[@james-byjames]

Great timing and delivery 👏

[@christinea.5873]

oh my gosh this was so fun I loved it!!!

[@monstercinderella]

MORE SHE IS AWESOME AND SO FREEEEEE!!!!! Love it

[@purplehayes1993]

She's hilarious! So glad I stumbled upon this video.

[@eddiebrock7024]

I love her! So relatable! 😅

[@GRose31399]

She reminds me of a Puerto Rican girl I dated..she was so funny like Christina..makes me miss her lol

[@nauticalknots5653]

Go get her, life is short

[@GRose31399]

@@nauticalknots5653 noo unfortunately it just wouldn’t work out…she’s still an awesome girl to hangout with but we’ll just say she’s not ready for a relationship

[@nauticalknots5653]

@@GRose31399 yea I get it, there's always those ones

[@billfire666]

She did it for me!! Awesome!

[@rosequartz4102]

I ALSO got obligerant at an Applebee's, fell off a bar stool and got taken to the hospital and cuffed to a bed after taking Ativan and alcohol. For social anxiety disorder. Applebee's obligerance is REAL. And they REMEMBER YOU.

[@ravifonseca8]

Loved it! She's really good

[@joanclayton5212]

She’s just so hilarious and adorable!!!😂😂😂😂

[@suaricia]

“gods not finna put a dream in your heart to embarrass you” is something i tell myself FREQUENTLY

[@TheSpeechQueen]

Loved her set.

[@TheLovebird1231000]

I like her... she's chill funny 🤣

[@unionunicorn6776]

7:27 “If I don’t become a mom, then I’ll never become my mom, you see what I did there?” EXACTLY 💯😂

[@emyduenas2023]

Tooooooo funnnyyyyyy!!!! My New Fav.. Love it! Go Girl! 💯👏👏

[@nicobam3739]

I love her vibe and energy

[@Gievyji]

4:08 “also there was a snap” 💀

[@iancowan3527]

That was a adventure and hilarious!

[@ArabicPrincessIV]

I want to see more of her!

[@AWJ-zf8cf]

She is on point and different and funny!!

[@gracelarson1842]

The shower part🤣 yesssss

[@haydeecastillo4621]

I want her to be my friend Hilarious af

[@neutral.chaotic]

More of her please!!!

[@willsommervil6141]

I love me some her. She’s too funny 😂

[@choforogabriel]

Awesome set! My favorite part of stand up is not being able to guess where a joke is going and that was me this whole set.

[@caramillburg1826]

you’ve always been funny, but you’ve totally leveled up mama ❤️‍🔥

[@Moishe555]

shes so funny I love her! hope to see more.

[@SmallBritney]

This resonates, I like it 👍🏽

[@urbanrasta9602]

Sooo great 🔥🔥🔥

[@geekdiggy]

she cracks me up!

[@mugsydee149]

She killed it. A natural

[@Drewski217]

having seen her other clip on youtube/this channel I was very amused to see the peplum LOL This was a nice set

[@leightnite3056]

She's legit! That was gooooood.

[@arsplastiques]

Wow, this is really good. These are hard things to joke about and she's nailing it.

[@zizinnnn]

she’s brilliant!!!

[@francielysanchez3588]

You are amazing!!!

[@4leaftayblack418]

Mad unique! I love this comedian!

[@22221mm]

Funny and dropping some deep ass philosophical knowledge on the way! Amazing set. Truly.

[@jv-lk7bc]

AND adding words to the language.

[@TheIsaPerezShow]

THIS GIRL IS WHO I HAVE BEEN WAITING FORRR

[@ThinkGarza]

One of the funniest standup routines I've seen the last few years

[@pokercurt04]

She was funny but you haven't been watching much stand up my friend

[@brithneynewberry]

she reminds me of a coworker of mine and a bit of myself 😂 I love it

[@mer-ka-ba-]

Love this woman ! 🤣 I missed she was Boriqua 🇵🇷 I had to search it up bc I got a vibe 😂❤

[@jillianclemmons]

Hilarious! Love it:)

[@StopThenGoAgain]

Amazing amazing amazing

[@quarantinedteen5458]

She’s so hilarious 😂😂

[@sneakaholic011]

killed it!! too funny

[@danflores6293]

Oh she gonna make it!!!!

[@alexiglesias7595]

She's awesome! Bring her back

[@timmmychanga]

I love every second 🤣❤️🌠

[@mojomogul]

The Tampico bit is REAL lol 😂😆😂

[@amandamorgan6526]

I love her !!!!!! Shes so right lmfaooooooo

[@rustictrain4716]

I love her !

[@nargizreza1541]

That was flawless

[@jbaby007]

She was hilarious!!! Gave me Cardi B's comedy sister vibes.

[@3rddegree169]

WTF i can relate way to much! LOL

[@bonifazj]

Bro I’ve heard alot of comedians but she is something special

[@AkosuaOfewaaOpoku]

I LOVE HER!

[@lisabrummett6075]

I love her so funny.

[@breesmith7520]

This is me right now I can not. This girl is 👌🏻👌🏻

[@miavaldez3598]

She’s so funny dude… one if those people who are natural performers w good material too

[@davinaz6885]

This called me out multiple times, I love her realness

[@ryanbrown938]

Don't know what she talm bout.... My showers be so damn hot, you can hang up wrinkled clothes and they will be smooth as silk in 5 mins...lol

[@OfficialManuka0331]

She’s even funnier at the family functions!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it Christina!! Aka JewRican ❤️❤️

[@tomarnold7284]

She's not wrong. Women shower in movies : HOT!! Women shower in real life : .....