Showing Off Your Udders at Your Halloween Work Party

[@almasakrvavac3995]

literally shedding tears hearing donnie sleeping under that table - no pillow no blanket just vibes

[@ybb__xoxo]

“pants my boobs” is the best phrase ever 😂😂😂 thank you!

[@desiree28897]

I do not agree with Deison's candy flavor preferences but she's the person you want when you are eating candy. She'll give you the one you wants and she can have the ones you won't eat. So respect

[@TdScar]

Deisons dark hair makes them look so much more alike lol but it looks so good

[@loune3799]

I had to double take bc I thought they were doing a Halloween but were it’s Drew on both sides in different costumes for the first 5 seconds 😭💛

[@Nailedby._.Kirstenn]

Lmaooo on Deison being milk and lactose and talented 💀

[@heythereitsme]

U mean intolerant??

[@Nailedby._.Kirstenn]

@@heythereitsme no i said what I said. She’s talented I meant talented.

[@Nailedby._.Kirstenn]

I’m pretty sure bretman rock said it once and it’s stuck with me since. Sorry you don’t get the bit 😓

[@MiaTribbleFerrell]

@@Nailedby._.Kirstenntea lmaoooo

[@jakethesnake95]

​@@heythereitsmeno they meant "lack toast and toddler ants"

[@mollyr4402]

No I’m lollinggggg at Donny sleeping under the table omgmgmgmgldk. gosh, his mind.

[@bramblesymber]

My high school biology teacher was on American Gladiator. I cannot tell you how many times we saw that episode in class while he watched it with so much excitement like he had never seen it before.

[@joycekawehelaniba]

Yay my favorite thing about Tuesdays! Remember when I said I was fighting for my life with morning sickness? Well… I just announced that I’m having a girl and wanted to say that I’m doing much better now! 💖

[@CR13777]

Omg congratulations!!!! 🩷🩷🩷

[@rayrunn]

CONGRATULATIONS BEAUTIFUL🥰💘

[@macspace_]

I NEED a sitcom based on you two working that too small polo job omg

[@shantayviaj]

As a candy connoisseur: y’all’s taste in candy is so questionable I’m shocked 😂😂

[@XXkhariXXkhar12]

That's what I was thinking 🤣

[@Smoshyprincess]

Deison’s hair is so stinking cute!!!

[@jameswarden5312]

daison sucking the chocolate off of flipz pretzels is so real

[@vannahc]

packing the wake and bake bowl and listening to this like the news

[@EH-fw3pg]

Deison the dark hair is a yes and also, happens to make you look more tan

[@FreshmenThesis]

Merch : “I am cringe, but I am free”

[@ceasarcastillo5249]

Dude I used to have to hide my good candy every year because my mom would always check my candy to make sure it was "safe" and it was really just her going into her room to pick out all the good ones and then gaslight me saying "idk those weren't there when i checked"

[@Cozyboots]

lmaoooo deison was right we needed that story about the most random person

[@tiffanyescamillaaa]

43:29 that’s how I feel when I eat pixie sticks with the soggy paper like I am eating the paper or sucking and chewing the plastic to get that powder

[@haleyguisinger3701]

The nap and chocolate anecdotes made me realize I'm the Donovan of my family 😅😂

[@madirichardson7952]

Mimicking the NPC tik tok lives sent me lmaooo

[@stonecoldbaee]

I just love Drew’s stare at the beginning of every episode 🤣🤣

[@morganwithrow1207]

17:13 I WOULDVE DONE THE SAME AS DONAVON IF I HAD A HEADACHE GOODBYEEEE 😭

[@abigailmartini7654]

The way that I rushed to the comment section to post this….you guys unlocked a core memory with American gladiators. My church growing up had gladiator games. Don’t remember what the true purpose was other than the adults getting to fight children. We literally had school buses lined up where the teenagers would sit at the windows and try to shoot the younger kids with super soakers as they ran in between them.

[@candiedolives5340]

Ahhhh...a good ol gauntlet run 😆 We used to do those in PE yeeting balls at each other, full force, from point blank range. The 90s were a wild time to grow up lol

[@huntersavella6068]

the imagine in my head of donnie sprinting down the hallway is KILLING ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@davinatearikiaua8536]

Y’all ate the American gladiators!! And I gottttt ittttt 😂❤

[@Meyabombia]

I love both of them so much but I’m ngl sometimes I wanna hear Deison finish her stories by herself 😭 she gets so excited to tell it but then Drew gets excited to finish it 😂

[@leesuhmuhree]

This😂

[@fern8202]

i used to work in local government and the parks and rec being spot on is SO REALLLLLL

[@jacklynstoffer6376]

When we were toddlers my mom dressed my brother and I as a pair of dice out of painted cake boxes. My brother kept falling over and I was getting so annoyed we had to keep stopping.

[@Unicorn21Productions]

The slander on snickers, nerd ropes, nerd clusters, and 3 musketeers is UNFORGIVABLE! But my fav was the Hershey Krackel bars

[@sophiarohatynsky3306]

The nerd gummy cluster slander brought me to tears

[@lunamercury_3113]

DEISON REFERENCING THE ADVENTURE TIME COW SCENE SENT ME FLYING

[@libras_groove]

the whole segment of them working at the parks and rec place 😭😂😭

[@larrisaamori]

Been waiting for deison to do the dark hair and I’m HERE FOR IT !!! You look amazing ❤

[@stephaniem9836]

Last year I was Cotton Candy Randy and no one knew who I was lmao. I looked awesome though. I had a knife in my back pocket.

[@casper1626]

54:58 i went as a mounted deer head the last year i went trick or treating (i made the mounting plate out of posterboard and antlers out of pipe cleaners and floral tape that i painted brown) and decided to make it funny by putting a (SFX) bullet wound on my forehead and im pretty sure i made some of the little kids who went out deer hunting with their dads on the weekend very distressed

[@neco971]

Midnight crew 🫡

[@ajelma123]

okay but y'all talking about the Reese's trees automatically made me laugh and think of "...in an unbrushed mouth on Christmas morning" 🤣

[@kyleighrodriguez5192]

love watching these right when they come out, one of a few third shift perks ❤️

[@juliaa.4102]

my jaw just DROPPED - THE DISRESPECT OF THE ROLOS????? MILKY WAYS???? OH MY GOD

[@Dink_13]

Deison looked STUNNING in the gladiator costume! The hair was my favorite.

[@stopbeingana-hole4151]

I didn’t even know a hallelujah night was a thing. The racist angry old people are insane. Omg😭 I’m in love with Flipz Chocolate Covered Pretzels.

[@krissy55066]

48:01 my mom wouldn't let me dress up like a witch my entire childhood for fear of "actual witches" getting offended by a kid wearing a costume on halloween 😅

[@BlushMarie]

When I was 11 I dressed as Napoleon Dynamite with the full wig, glasses and Vote for Pedro shirt, but I’m brown so I just looked like a really hip grandma. Good times

[@vanessaaaaa8]

The way Drew said that candy is probably petrified literally sent to another universe. Totally using that for the rest of my life 😂😂😂

[@alexismalone5406]

I’m the girl who dressed up as Brendon urie and I did in fact mean ring master! 😭🤣 love you guys and you’re costumes this year are amazing 🖤

[@zapzapzap6]

im a trans man and i feel so safe with deison as a queer person thank u for the safe space ive feeling really really depressed and alone and the podcast has been helping me make it thru. thank u🥲. (PS thank u drew for all u do for women and afab people)

[@JaniceSmith1991]

The pink and yellow starburst are my all time favorite. How could you not pick the pink ones lol. But a lot of times I’m always choosing yellow or greens or pink the most

[@clairmccready6048]

We had family fun nights for my school and I remember winning a caterpillar made out of cupcakes at the cake walk. That’s when I peaked in life…

[@myriamtouil3347]

MRS HALLOWEEN BIRTHDAY YESSSSS❤❤🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 And your costumes were amazing WHAT SNEAKERS ARE SOOOO GOOD WHAT ???😂😂😂😂

[@averyrothberg7908]

This episode was UDDERly fantastic!

[@veronicavantassel9452]

I’m with Daison on this one, I’m eating ALL the yellow skittles and yellow starburst. I’ve never felt betrayal like when skittles changed out the lime flavor for green apple 🤢

[@danahollander4364]

I'll never forget how I found out. I was in English class and the girl next to me was eating skittles and she was like "do you like the green ones?" So of course I was like uhhh yeah give em to me. So she gave me all of them and I put one in my mouth and I had NEVER felt such disappointment up til then. I was SO UPSET. I'm glad they brought lime back now 😭💚

[@veronicavantassel9452]

@@danahollander4364 see! those who get it, get it!

[@maritzai0322]

I used to LOVE watching American Gladiators when I was a kid I probably was like 5-8? around there when it was on. It was so fun to watch.

[@anthonydinhh]

It’s so funny when they ask us “let us know” every time they reference something in the future as if we won’t know at the SAME time they will know lol. 😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@BeccaPlusFashion]

38:13 that’s a lot of very strong opinions against some fantastic candies coming from little Miss mr Goodbar is my fav ☠️

[@CH-sl5lb]

My top Nick-at-night shows was American Gladiator and that one temple game show that did on Nickelodeon, same concept now that I think about it 😂😂

[@madsbbyy]

a few years ago i was sexy judge judy for a costume party, i don’t think i’ll ever be able to top that

[@TheMenus]

nah Deison liking the banna flavored laffy taffy over the red one is crazy the banna ones are gross 😂

[@LiciaM]

Went through a Madonna/ MJ obsession phase… absolutely loved them lol. Also love all the candy drew hates… whoppers, milk duds, nerds rope/clusters, dots❤

[@sofiacabrera9312]

The purse story is so funny 😭😂😂

[@De_voreaux]

Not Deison undressing the chocolate covered pretzels 😂

[@Bluu555]

My brothers and I would watch American Gladiator growing up super nostalgic! Y’all killed it 🔥💙

[@tsamurphy]

Deison, you and I can split a bag of starburst, I take all the pink and orange and you have all the red and yellow ❤

[@haileyrios304]

i stand in solidarity with Deisons green and yellow laffy taffy take. SO good !!!

[@shantayviaj]

lol green yes but yellow? I’ll cry if I accidentally bite into one of those. Same with hi chew, it’s something about banana flavor with the texture of chewy candy 🤐💀

[@FuriousDinosaur123]

these are absolutely your best costumes yet - 10/10 would recommend

[@Jvisualizer]

Deison looking goood with the new hair 😄😍

[@Nadia-1012]

Mood rn: Donnie sleeping underneath the table 😭🤣☠️

[@dino-tk6zz]

Y’all’s candy opinions are the only right ones I’ve ever heard bro. Last ditch effort girl I’m eating the ritz peanut butter crackers(I doubt they hand them out anymore but I got them every year)

[@gingerwiththespice-8069]

Rollos and whoppers are completely different 😂

[@hyrulebass]

The editing was amazing this pod 🌀

[@planety2k]

just in time for my midnight cup noodle & quesadilla 💖

[@MISSIFLYJB]

I NEED a chocolate chip cookie after this thx a lot drew

[@taylordawn4202]

The music and fight coreo from the first John Wick movies is amazing. I still listen to the song from the club scene 😂 I'd like to add that I worked with some public works files and the way these full grown ppl argued about trees and sand was crazy. And it made so much paperwork like bitchhhh shut uppppp

[@rachelbubble3582]

Deison saying her two favourite starbursts are the worst ones is mind blowing. Pink and orange are where it’s at

[@Lexonthemoon]

Maybe it’s a Capricorn thing but I like the Reese’s too and only the red & yellow starburst !!! I LOVE REESES 🩷

[@kayleykildea7194]

I’m here with you Deison, any sort of shape for Reese’s I will GO TO WAR FOR

[@leesuhmuhree]

BANANA LAFFY TAFFY IS SUPERIORRRRR🔥💛

[@anekaespinoza]

I saw the Halloween costumes and immediately knew!! I showed my wife and was like ahhhhh American Gladiators!!!!! 😂😂

[@theycallherart]

DUDE RED AND YELLOW OVER PINK AND ORANGE ALL DAY YESSS BESTIE

[@FuriousDinosaur123]

the Gladiator tennis ball game just gave me flashbacks to my childhood!!!

[@hermlinmerli]

Not me thinking Drew was dressed as Tony Pizza. The THT-crew will know!

[@Opalbri]

I appreciate the images 🕺🏻 I’m a visual learner and it makes my brain happy 😊

[@CircusoftheMoon]

Milk Duds and Rolos are not the same. Lol

[@hyrulebass]

My last stitch candy bar is American Kit Kats

[@TheOneCalledShort]

It’s Halloween and my birthday 😄 lol thanks for the birthday wishes 😂

[@autumnnevaeh3425]

It's halloween and my 19th birthday, so the beginning was nice 🫡 and I DID GET THE COUSTUME (yall look hoooot). I watched it at my grandma's 💪🏽

[@lycheeya]

omg pleaseeee me and my bf also bought this costume for Halloween LMAOO he was also milk and he’s lactose 😂😂

[@doll4992]

You know- just toss those whoppers over here. Mama will take care of them

[@rimshaayub3029]

I'm new here and it kills me when you guys say "my dad" or "my brother" lmaooo

[@iiz420]

My clients 5 yr old son wanted to be the Duolingo owl sooo bad. She showed me pics & he looked absolutely adorable but I thought that was so funny

[@mikaellaahn]

happy halloween drew and deison!!

[@Selenajuanita]

My brain is conditioned to stay up on this specific day everyweek so I don’t have to wait until after work to watch

[@loriliepope4576]

The fact that I also put a story about dressing up as a cow but didn’t get it in this episode is so sad but so funny like my udders out here just un viewed 😂😂 I love you guys so damn much happy Halloween!!!

[@carolynmanalac]

Amazing AG costumes! I totes remember being in grade school watching them on I think kcal 9 lol

[@ItsJustLakey]

What's hilarious is that Halloween in itself is a Christianized version of the actual holiday. So this Harvest/Hallelujah night alternatives is just extra silly.

[@marigonzalez2352]

Nerd clusters tho!!!! Greatest creation

[@maggyny253]

The heart on the milk carton is so cute I can’t handle it

[@mayatinoco835]

one of the lovely ladies from American gladiator was my substitute teacher in middle school

[@hyuugaclanmember]

First of all rolos go hard. Y'all are wrong. And I do be eating the flipz like that 😂

[@Megenz327]

You guys need a neon sign,wood sign, art work,SOMETHING!! In between y’all 😂 I know the set is not very important but it would look great

[@jameswarden5312]

omg i can't sleep this is perfect

[@dreamycece]

yay i needed this 💗💞