The way James can imagine scenarios and act them so well reminds me of when girls overthink situations about guys
@KyleneGoldd Жыл бұрын
Its quite literally delicious
@danielandree3947 Жыл бұрын
He really is, he’s a professional at hearing the details of a story, and then turning that into a legit movie in your mind. It’s a legit gift.
@MardiB_8 ай бұрын
I promise you- the reenactment let’s me know that I’m right where I need to be 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Plus the Hoochie Daddy Shawts are HOOCHIE-ING UNLIKE EVER BEFORE. I need to stay over in Patreon 🤣
@pri2922 жыл бұрын
Anybody gonna address James having his thighs out like that? 😂 got the hoochie daddy short inseam thing going 😭
@helinsaid2 жыл бұрын
The hoochie daddy shorts were extra short on this day 😭😂
@ebonythompson98402 жыл бұрын
So much thigh 👀
@sunnie2044 Жыл бұрын
I love it
@kendreafranklin7739 Жыл бұрын
Them hoochie daddies with extra hoochie 🩲 😋
@LdyGrvvy Жыл бұрын
Ok!! He’s for the streets!!
@tshilidzi10462 жыл бұрын
I’m a broke uni student but I’m going to get on your Patreon. No one has made me laugh as much as I have listening to you man in a very long while. Love you guys
@bonsaileaves57822 жыл бұрын
Ee the io
@schmiffy942 жыл бұрын
You won’t regret it! It’s sick 😂
@joiendagijimana3745 Жыл бұрын
@@schmiffy94 oj
@joiendagijimana3745 Жыл бұрын
Jk
@skay119510 ай бұрын
It's 10p a month, run the p, you know what it is
@iamsimplyjordan1283 Жыл бұрын
The advice James gave to the first dilemma was on some real Dom/Sub energy. HERE FOR IT!!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@alfredthompson1556 Жыл бұрын
Say word? You know about that?
@amyf121 Жыл бұрын
👌👌 for real!
@qianaberryman7236 Жыл бұрын
Agreed!!! He had me intrigued 😂😂
@gloriagaribay8679 Жыл бұрын
How many times has James been in this type of dilemma?!? I’m ded!!😹💌
@cristallikethechampagne8243 Жыл бұрын
Made me miss mine for a second 😅
@n.emm1908 Жыл бұрын
My man was in the Army. With a 13 hr time difference he called me every single day for hours, even while he was playing the game after work. If they don’t call/text, they don’t care. Period.
@danielandree3947 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 man is in a firefight with some isis members and you’re sitting there at the time he normally calls thinkin “He ain’t shit, this man don’t even love me, he probably chattin to some foreign ting” 😂😂😂
@n.emm1908 Жыл бұрын
@@danielandree3947 haha if he was deployed, I would understand but he definitely had a desk job at that time 😂
@danielandree3947 Жыл бұрын
@@n.emm1908 loll gotcha 🤣🤣. You lucky, man’s was on it, said “idc about being tired, I’ll take my superior giving me the smoke for nodding out, I’d rather deal with him, then shorty being mad at me for not texting her” 🤣🤣 got you a keeper. From your pfp pic though, I’d make sure I send that text too, he’s a lucky man’s, you’re gorgeous, man wasn’t trying to give you any reasons to leave while he was out there working for the bills and the country 🤣🤣.
@n.emm1908 Жыл бұрын
@@danielandree3947 Haha! I guess so! We met 13 & walk down the aisle next year!
@danielandree3947 Жыл бұрын
@@n.emm1908 aww congrats, hope y’all live happy together for the rest of your lives, I love when I hear people that love each other and go above and beyond to make it know to each other, me and my wife do the same and it’s always nice to see it in other relationships, it gives me hope that the world isn’t completely messed up.
@faithylou2 жыл бұрын
The koala thing is the equivalent of the 'you up?' Text
@favourkalu98462 жыл бұрын
Omggg trueeee
@dimesdeath Жыл бұрын
Booty call hours 😂
@mi3helle707 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@reviewerscorner1313 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@danielandree3947 Жыл бұрын
The 2 am “yoooo wyd” text 😂😂 The “you trying to watch dis new movie on Netflix” at 1 am 😂😂. The “don’t worry babe, I’ll just send the Uber to pick you up” 😂😂😂😂
@ella_rue_b982 жыл бұрын
I'm the girl with the russian. I realised I was stupid long ago and I'm leaving 🤣🤣🤦🏻♀️ thanks for the kick in the butt guys🙌🏼🤘🏼
@TheNikki199322 жыл бұрын
All the best love
@moonchild66 Жыл бұрын
Big love 💜
@qianaberryman7236 Жыл бұрын
How James can go into a detailed scenario when hearing the bare minimum of a situation from a fan is freaking HILARIOUS!!!
@malaiylaiy2 жыл бұрын
" You don't have a boyfriend, you have a delusion " 😂🤣😵💀
@kiaracharles746 Жыл бұрын
Oooo that’s a bar
@ewbrainwormies Жыл бұрын
The koala thing is even funnier to me bc scientists studying koalas have seen that many of the females actually now prefer to go other females bc the males are terrible at recognizing the females mating rituals🤣😂they've actually found lesbian koala orgies of up to 4 or 5 females only and they will actively seek out other females and be aggressive toward males sometimes.
@paulgee42992 жыл бұрын
"Chris Pratt would have never let that run" is my fav quote from this episode
@TheNikki199322 жыл бұрын
Bruv what is James on? James a lil freak, I’m here for it!!!
@Msjonaylor19912 жыл бұрын
James talking about biting her bottom lip had me like "daddy?" 😅
@nonkululekomkwanazi7992 жыл бұрын
SAAMMMEE!!
@shermoine24602 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@zurrii33 Жыл бұрын
James needs to do a sex advice show for me!!!
@rachaelrecovering3065 Жыл бұрын
can safely say we allll looked up raised our brows an said DADDY
@alfredthompson1556 Жыл бұрын
oh y'all was ready!
@ehpona10 ай бұрын
the koala bit gets me every time 😭😂
@dakota30582 жыл бұрын
James’s MILF advise is toxic af but I love it 😂😂
@purple_hobbit21632 жыл бұрын
This ! It was funny as fuck to listen to but wow the toxic energy in this is insane ! 🤣
@danielandree3947 Жыл бұрын
The milf is toxic asf too tho… She wasn’t about it at the party, then stalked his socials, and came on strong… Said “I’ve been thinking about it, and I want that young wood, bring me that young wood and break my back”… The milf is trying to use the yute as her own personal toy… he’s a limping gazelle and she’s a lioness on the prowl going in for the kill. It’s all fair in love and war, and that bedroom is going to be love, and war the night they meet 😂😂.
@miamimercenary9623 Жыл бұрын
nah it’s for the mandem.. that’s exactly how a young man has to be with a mature woman. that shit really is nerve racking first time
@miltonwalters2793 Жыл бұрын
lol love it!
@jenebakoroma6977 Жыл бұрын
I feel like he has done this before 😂
@amandasmith7314 Жыл бұрын
I want a sound bit of James yelling for pus as my text alert 😂
@TheLaneasze2 жыл бұрын
James' 'shut up' is my new thing. I want to save it and play it about 100 times at work
@godsdaughterscollectiveTV Жыл бұрын
Fuhad is distractingly handsome. That's it, that's the comment.
@kalikalz6934 Жыл бұрын
Fuhad needs a t-shirt saying "that's not NORmallll"
@This.is.me_Amala Жыл бұрын
It was the “grabbing the face and biting the bottom lip” for me
@zachariahpetty43872 жыл бұрын
Joining the cult was the best adult decision I've made...
@heyitsshay60582 жыл бұрын
The THICC boys are back on a Mondays!!! 🥰
@vineeta032 жыл бұрын
PUSSS PUSSS 😂😂😂
@miriam28372 жыл бұрын
😅 kitty kitty kitty 🤣
@BigTony015 Жыл бұрын
Male Koalas are just Jamaican men... Just sprawl out on the branch doing uo "Ayo missy, yuh know say yuh pumpum fat, an mi want it!!"
@noahwood7570 Жыл бұрын
Had to rewatch that koala segment atleast 10x fuckin hell! ☠️😂
@nonkululekomkwanazi7992 жыл бұрын
Sex can trigger a period y’know😭 it’s super stressful when it happens and nothing is worse than mans being mad like you knew and just ignored it to get the D
@coastlec4508 Жыл бұрын
if a guy says that dump them lol
@danielandree3947 Жыл бұрын
That happened to me the other day 😂😂😂, it didn’t start during the deed, but the next day my wife sent me a text saying “YOU made my period come a WEEK early!!! 😡” I said “don’t blame me, you asked for daddy, and daddy gave you what you wanted, not my fault your body can’t take it without your walls breaking down” 😂😂
@randoonyoutube Жыл бұрын
@@danielandree3947 love this
@reina_princesa22 Жыл бұрын
@@danielandree3947 that's some good loving 😊
@yeahandthensome Жыл бұрын
That’s true, the same reason why your period flow will be heavier when you’re around men you’re not related to. Eg: sitting in class and there’s four men sitting around you.
@GothicUndone2 жыл бұрын
-James’ advice here had me wondering where TF he learnt this! Lol - I’m actually here for it! That biting lip & pushing away move that would have me under manners *straight* away! Real talk!!🤯 just me? - On the txt thing… it does not take more than a couple of minutes to send a txt to someone even if it’s just “Hey - I hope you’re having a good day. I love u.” I wouldn’t & couldn’t have it for 2days let alone 2yrs. I agree “There’s a sh*t txter” & then there’s “I cannot be arsed” - Long distance minimal communication?? Yeah that’s not a relationship, you’re strangers. I’m sorry 😬 I do hope it works out the way that’s best for her in the end.
@tracypeebles93622 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing
@danielandree3947 Жыл бұрын
Word…. Like, if you’re long distance, and there isn’t communication, then what even is it?…. You just thinking about them… the relationship is all manufactured in your head…. There isn’t one 😂😂…. How can you sit there and say with chest “I’m I a long distance relationship, but we don’t even chat”…. The only thing you can do in a long distance relationship is be faithful and talk 😂😂, and he’s probably doing neither of those. Poor girl
@slipjaw1074 Жыл бұрын
Doesn't matter if you're talking everyday, long distance is never an actual relationship. I can't keep tabs and you and vice versa, there's no relationship there
@AwesomeKpopFan2 жыл бұрын
the mini bromance at the beginning was too cute
@UnicornQueen00462 жыл бұрын
James advice is for the guy with the MILF issue was spot on. Because that’s what my young dude does and he knows exactly what he’s doing. He even said to me once, I know you’ve been ready to get started but im enjoying the conversation. 😫😫😫😫
@leandramartinez65032 жыл бұрын
James IS ABOUT THE SMOKE
@danielandree3947 Жыл бұрын
Exactly, the milf is looking for a young ting, a yute with that young strong stamina, she’s looking for a toy that breaks her back and sweats on her…. So take control, let her know, if I’m just a piece of meat to you, then you’re going to do it my way, you’re going to be a little toy ting, if you want to do something you need to ask with a “please daddy” and that still might not get you what you want….
@morgangrey4844 Жыл бұрын
I somehow stumbled upon this podcast and I have not laughed this hard in a minute. Y’all are hilarious!! 😂😂😂😂
@andrewcarter52492 жыл бұрын
James is killing me with this Blue Story review, 😂😂 funny thing is he is totally 💯 right😂 gang business is long!
@tracypeebles93622 жыл бұрын
He kills me when he’s like you will never find me in these situations 😂😂
@danielandree3947 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 when he said “I’m running” I was dyin. Lmaoo, then the look on his face when Fuhad said “nah there isn’t any running, you trapped and had to fight your way out, just holes and bullet flying” I was cryingggg 😂😂
@Shirx.ley76 ай бұрын
omg the koala situation killed me when james yelled "PUSS?!"
@shay09122 жыл бұрын
I hope he sends feedback, I'm VESTED in this MILF encounter now lol. Keep up the hard work guys; hilarious content! Sending love from USA, CO💚
@zanthia6612 жыл бұрын
I am glad James has brought back them shorts! 😋🤣
@SymoneD16 Жыл бұрын
The MILF advice really took me somewhere I didn't expect to go 🤣
@iJnaZty Жыл бұрын
Shiddd we can re-enact that 😏
@sophieelizabeth37772 жыл бұрын
“WHO GOES THERE?!” James pls 😂😂
@shaniawesty36912 жыл бұрын
I avoid sex in the days leading up to my period because it can induce it 😂😭 not taking that chance
@jordanaliyah0422 жыл бұрын
It’s August. Waiting on James to show up on an episode shirtless 👀
@divinef3minine3nergy2 жыл бұрын
LITERALLY
@actuallycady2 жыл бұрын
YES
@t2waviee1062 жыл бұрын
he aint doing it anymore
@Cmac80Proof2 жыл бұрын
He already said he isn't going to do it
@nykiciajefferson74572 жыл бұрын
He said he learned his lesson to not just come on camera saying stuff lmao but he’s not doing it.
@loz1988972 жыл бұрын
First 7 minutes is the funniest opening to a podcast ever 🤣🤣🤣
@hareeeeem0252 жыл бұрын
LOL
@miriam28372 жыл бұрын
Yup 😁 Actually described everything the pod actually does for us... chilling and giggles for an hour!
@tracypeebles93622 жыл бұрын
I’m dead who’s scaring the puss away tears 😂😂
@danniregina2 жыл бұрын
Being told to shut up is such a no for me but…. I might let these two say it to me cause it kills me every time 😂😂😂
@luchi_shiki Жыл бұрын
I honestly don’t know if I want chocolate or caramel but they go will together if you catch my drift 😊
@dms8031 Жыл бұрын
Facts!!!
@raviladva39592 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: The Milf listens to the podcast to and proceeds to get into a battle of raising and lowering expectations LOL
@NurseLeaED10 ай бұрын
1:00:24 I am sorry, but Fuhad’s face when James said “That’s happened to me before” 😳 to 😅 to 😂when he said “not my face” but had me rolling
@miriam28372 жыл бұрын
Koalas mating =After midnight booty calls 😏
@danielandree3947 Жыл бұрын
The 2am “yo you up” text The “don’t worry that you’re drunk babes, I’ll send the Uber to pick you up” 1am text 😂😂😂😂
@Stu1612 жыл бұрын
you guys don't know what a blessing it is to live on the west coast and get these notifications before i've even made my coffee. literally the best possible start to the week 🤟☕️
@pebe89932 жыл бұрын
Don’t you dare do back to back to back again. I laughed so hard at them that I almost forgot to breathe 😂
@hareeeeem0252 жыл бұрын
much love to Fuhad and James and the famm in the comments 👌🏻🥰
@roberthodge3124 Жыл бұрын
That was the best bit of advice I’ve heard on how to handle a situation like this. The whole nervous link.
@adammahfoud4102 жыл бұрын
''This is just in South East ?!?!?' seeeeennt me 🤣🤣
@nageena9562 Жыл бұрын
Gang members watching this episode like 👁👄👁 feeling stupid as fuck. As they should 🤣🤣🤣
@charlotted34322 жыл бұрын
Finally took the plunge and joined the patreon! You guys have made me crease up lately, when I was feeling like nothing would make me laugh. Thank you 😊
@helinsaid2 жыл бұрын
Why is the koala Jamaican????😂😂😂 I’m fkn dying! Whole part was jokeeeees😭
@yinkakilasho61972 жыл бұрын
These man never fail to entertain me 👏🏽👏🏽
@missseptvirgo2 жыл бұрын
It's just as bad here in the US as well. Electricity bills have double and even tripled for some! All the while, no incomes are increasing.
@andrexant2 жыл бұрын
James won't last on Don't Laugh next week 😆
@Q................2 жыл бұрын
Nope!🤣😂
@hayleysibthorpe57792 жыл бұрын
It's the all black for me 🖤
@nay94562 жыл бұрын
Best podcast hands down. Had to binge watch them all and send them in the group chat 🤣
@wintersolsticegn8385 Жыл бұрын
"Your son's, dad's, brother"... His uncle.✊🏿😂
@possessorofthewingsofisis27412 жыл бұрын
You all are THE best podcast. I have never consistently listened to any podcast! Bravo
@sammaysam8953 Жыл бұрын
Also your description of making her wait has me ready to be like yes Daddy
@iJnaZty Жыл бұрын
Chirpse me 📱
@jessiemaree3842 жыл бұрын
“This is my swamp” 😂😂 man was on a shrek tingggg
@brioniethompson65194 ай бұрын
Not both of them having 2 look away after 1 second of eye contact 😆 i LIVE 4 their bromance love affair ❤
@omaromari44232 жыл бұрын
54:04, best build-up and laugh I've heard 🤣
@wildveganmama638811 ай бұрын
“Zone out for an hour” but I literally listen to your podcast during gym 😮💨
@Angeldrinksbeer0011 ай бұрын
Yall gotta do an episode where yall read the thirst comments... these ladies have me in tears 😂😅
@ruth44702 жыл бұрын
Periods aren't that embarrassing, it happens. Feels good tooooo
@thePanda_huma Жыл бұрын
The way James was saying "Pause" so many times in this episode, had me HOWLING!! 🤣😭
@samanthabreezy9563 Жыл бұрын
Puss ,puss lol
@eminenceofcalamity4513 Жыл бұрын
The butt plugg hade me ROLLING 😭😭😭😭 1:05:53
@dyneshabowman67422 жыл бұрын
Black shorts it is James 😂😂😍
@andreamartinez5702 жыл бұрын
The mushroom one got me cracking the f up dudes
@SpiceLowery2 жыл бұрын
FAM!!! These episodes are getting way too hilarious! This is sensational.
@vickyochiela12052 жыл бұрын
Myyyyy God! You Two!!! I have not laughed where my body Actually Shook! in Years!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Patreon, I'm coming!! FR Love you guys soooo duckin much!!! 😜❤️❤️
@MagicTimewithVictoria Жыл бұрын
Koalas eat eucalyptus leaves. They can also be aggressive
@Q................2 жыл бұрын
I love these twos friendship 😊🥂🔥
@jasminetaylor4509 Жыл бұрын
JAAAAAAAAAAAMES!!!!!!!! Whewwwww had to collect myself Daddyyyyyyy lol😏
@loz1988972 жыл бұрын
The laughing at the KZbin video one sent me 🤣🤣, I have to mute the TV otherwise I will constantly glance over and watch whatever show was on 🤦
@AllThingsAudiobook2 жыл бұрын
James idea of tactical training for gangs is basically what the biker clubs/gangs have been doing for decades… their gangs all made up of ex soldiers
@martijackson2749 Жыл бұрын
I'm late, late, late again guy's! 😆 Just had to give feedback on the MILF advice you gave. Absolutely spot ON! 👌🏽 I'm in my 40's & although I've never done the young gun ting, if I had - that would be on POINT! BTW, you guys had me HOWLIN at the Koala scenario. 😂 My belly was hurting! 😂
Okay, but that was hot ass A+ advice, do we have an update? 🤣
@BlackGirlMarvel Жыл бұрын
Gas in the US is about 3.80-4+ here in Michigan at least.
@AMG92.3 ай бұрын
"you're caked, shut up" lmao
@miss_cvg89 ай бұрын
The way mr. Duncan's brain & mind works.... how bright that guy is.... he always have me amazed😍
@honeysins99515 ай бұрын
I’m Australian and koalas are nearby my property they all like that and they make these grunting sounds while they scratch their crutch as well😂 Fam this is a killer start to this episode boys😂
@elvira73796 ай бұрын
“Your personal time , have a laugh” Thank you Guys , really helped during heavy and hard days with PTSD. Thanks for the positive vibes and being real! ❤
@InfamousRonin Жыл бұрын
I know this is an old podcast but I fully understand what you mean about them needing tactical training. The amount of times I watch shows or films and I turn it off because they can’t hit someone four feet in front of them is unreal. I wouldn’t get them seal training. I would get them to play airsoft and they will learn quick.
@AoifeCRyan9 ай бұрын
Transparency is KEY!! 😙👌
@joscelynlewis81463 ай бұрын
The end of the most hilarious thing…. Was HILARIOUS. omg 😂😂😂 I needed that laugh.
@Zara-sg9ht2 жыл бұрын
Every 'pause🖐' that came out of James' mouth made me CREASE
@dreadtofro5 ай бұрын
20:55 THE EYE ROLL! LMAO
@Fran-sj6ip2 жыл бұрын
51:00 please say this is a bad dream. I'm on a prepayment meter so if I simply refuse to pay the lights don't come on. Right now I usually end up topping up about £130 a month and that's hard enough. It's like we're actually all going to die lol
@iRacingGT2 жыл бұрын
He had to have smelled the the iron 🤣☠️ there eis no way
@DaOne012 жыл бұрын
😂
@kingsofguyana2 жыл бұрын
I love that James can’t even keep it together when he’s reading the jokes
@KimbapGuru2 жыл бұрын
That last segment had me rolling 🤣
@PookiePsycho Жыл бұрын
Then watching you guys get up and run. when a grandma runs up on you on that park bench. My time to shine! 😅
@SapphireJann2 жыл бұрын
Nah the koalas tend to have chlamydia lol
@LvrofLife247 Жыл бұрын
Gangs of London season 1 was a fantastically violent show.🔥 The episode Fuhad speaks of is one of the best!
@chelseahenderson2873 Жыл бұрын
Bro I love this channel. The point of view of men, taking notes 🤣🤣🥰🥰