Ep 207 - The Most Embarrassing Thing That's Happened During The Deed! | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

[@soniafernandes1424]

The way James can imagine scenarios and act them so well reminds me of when girls overthink situations about guys

[@KyleneGoldd]

Its quite literally delicious

[@danielandree3947]

He really is, he’s a professional at hearing the details of a story, and then turning that into a legit movie in your mind. It’s a legit gift.

[@MardiB_]

I promise you- the reenactment let’s me know that I’m right where I need to be 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Plus the Hoochie Daddy Shawts are HOOCHIE-ING UNLIKE EVER BEFORE. I need to stay over in Patreon 🤣

[@pri292]

Anybody gonna address James having his thighs out like that? 😂 got the hoochie daddy short inseam thing going 😭

[@helinsaid]

The hoochie daddy shorts were extra short on this day 😭😂

[@ebonythompson9840]

So much thigh 👀

[@sunnie2044]

I love it

[@kendreafranklin7739]

Them hoochie daddies with extra hoochie 🩲 😋

[@LdyGrvvy]

Ok!! He’s for the streets!!

[@tshilidzi1046]

I’m a broke uni student but I’m going to get on your Patreon. No one has made me laugh as much as I have listening to you man in a very long while. Love you guys

[@bonsaileaves5782]

Ee the io

[@schmiffy94]

You won’t regret it! It’s sick 😂

[@joiendagijimana3745]

@@schmiffy94 oj

[@joiendagijimana3745]

Jk

[@skay1195]

It's 10p a month, run the p, you know what it is

[@iamsimplyjordan1283]

The advice James gave to the first dilemma was on some real Dom/Sub energy. HERE FOR IT!!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@alfredthompson1556]

Say word? You know about that?

[@amyf121]

👌👌 for real!

[@qianaberryman7236]

Agreed!!! He had me intrigued 😂😂

[@gloriagaribay8679]

How many times has James been in this type of dilemma?!? I’m ded!!😹💌

[@cristallikethechampagne8243]

Made me miss mine for a second 😅

[@n.emm1908]

My man was in the Army. With a 13 hr time difference he called me every single day for hours, even while he was playing the game after work. If they don’t call/text, they don’t care. Period.

[@danielandree3947]

😂😂😂 man is in a firefight with some isis members and you’re sitting there at the time he normally calls thinkin “He ain’t shit, this man don’t even love me, he probably chattin to some foreign ting” 😂😂😂

[@n.emm1908]

@@danielandree3947 haha if he was deployed, I would understand but he definitely had a desk job at that time 😂

[@danielandree3947]

@@n.emm1908 loll gotcha 🤣🤣. You lucky, man’s was on it, said “idc about being tired, I’ll take my superior giving me the smoke for nodding out, I’d rather deal with him, then shorty being mad at me for not texting her” 🤣🤣 got you a keeper. From your pfp pic though, I’d make sure I send that text too, he’s a lucky man’s, you’re gorgeous, man wasn’t trying to give you any reasons to leave while he was out there working for the bills and the country 🤣🤣.

[@n.emm1908]

@@danielandree3947 Haha! I guess so! We met 13 & walk down the aisle next year!

[@danielandree3947]

@@n.emm1908 aww congrats, hope y’all live happy together for the rest of your lives, I love when I hear people that love each other and go above and beyond to make it know to each other, me and my wife do the same and it’s always nice to see it in other relationships, it gives me hope that the world isn’t completely messed up.

[@faithylou]

The koala thing is the equivalent of the 'you up?' Text

[@favourkalu9846]

Omggg trueeee

[@dimesdeath]

Booty call hours 😂

[@mi3helle707]

🤣

[@reviewerscorner1313]

😂😂😂😂

[@danielandree3947]

The 2 am “yoooo wyd” text 😂😂 The “you trying to watch dis new movie on Netflix” at 1 am 😂😂. The “don’t worry babe, I’ll just send the Uber to pick you up” 😂😂😂😂

[@ella_rue_b98]

I'm the girl with the russian. I realised I was stupid long ago and I'm leaving 🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♀️ thanks for the kick in the butt guys🙌🏼🤘🏼

[@TheNikki19932]

All the best love

[@moonchild66]

Big love 💜

[@qianaberryman7236]

How James can go into a detailed scenario when hearing the bare minimum of a situation from a fan is freaking HILARIOUS!!!

[@malaiylaiy]

" You don't have a boyfriend, you have a delusion " 😂🤣😵💀

[@kiaracharles746]

Oooo that’s a bar

[@ewbrainwormies]

The koala thing is even funnier to me bc scientists studying koalas have seen that many of the females actually now prefer to go other females bc the males are terrible at recognizing the females mating rituals🤣😂they've actually found lesbian koala orgies of up to 4 or 5 females only and they will actively seek out other females and be aggressive toward males sometimes.

[@paulgee4299]

"Chris Pratt would have never let that run" is my fav quote from this episode

[@TheNikki19932]

Bruv what is James on? James a lil freak, I’m here for it!!!

[@Msjonaylor1991]

James talking about biting her bottom lip had me like "daddy?" 😅

[@nonkululekomkwanazi799]

SAAMMMEE!!

[@shermoine2460]

🤣🤣🤣

[@zurrii33]

James needs to do a sex advice show for me!!!

[@rachaelrecovering3065]

can safely say we allll looked up raised our brows an said DADDY

[@alfredthompson1556]

oh y'all was ready!

[@ehpona]

the koala bit gets me every time 😭😂

[@dakota3058]

James’s MILF advise is toxic af but I love it 😂😂

[@purple_hobbit2163]

This ! It was funny as fuck to listen to but wow the toxic energy in this is insane ! 🤣

[@danielandree3947]

The milf is toxic asf too tho… She wasn’t about it at the party, then stalked his socials, and came on strong… Said “I’ve been thinking about it, and I want that young wood, bring me that young wood and break my back”… The milf is trying to use the yute as her own personal toy… he’s a limping gazelle and she’s a lioness on the prowl going in for the kill. It’s all fair in love and war, and that bedroom is going to be love, and war the night they meet 😂😂.

[@miamimercenary9623]

nah it’s for the mandem.. that’s exactly how a young man has to be with a mature woman. that shit really is nerve racking first time

[@miltonwalters2793]

lol love it!

[@jenebakoroma6977]

I feel like he has done this before 😂

[@amandasmith7314]

I want a sound bit of James yelling for pus as my text alert 😂

[@TheLaneasze]

James' 'shut up' is my new thing. I want to save it and play it about 100 times at work

[@godsdaughterscollectiveTV]

Fuhad is distractingly handsome. That's it, that's the comment.

[@kalikalz6934]

Fuhad needs a t-shirt saying "that's not NORmallll"

[@This.is.me_Amala]

It was the “grabbing the face and biting the bottom lip” for me

[@zachariahpetty4387]

Joining the cult was the best adult decision I've made...

[@heyitsshay6058]

The THICC boys are back on a Mondays!!! 🥰

[@vineeta03]

PUSSS PUSSS 😂😂😂

[@miriam2837]

😅 kitty kitty kitty 🤣

[@BigTony015]

Male Koalas are just Jamaican men... Just sprawl out on the branch doing uo "Ayo missy, yuh know say yuh pumpum fat, an mi want it!!"

[@noahwood7570]

Had to rewatch that koala segment atleast 10x fuckin hell! ☠️😂

[@nonkululekomkwanazi799]

Sex can trigger a period y’know😭 it’s super stressful when it happens and nothing is worse than mans being mad like you knew and just ignored it to get the D

[@coastlec4508]

if a guy says that dump them lol

[@danielandree3947]

That happened to me the other day 😂😂😂, it didn’t start during the deed, but the next day my wife sent me a text saying “YOU made my period come a WEEK early!!! 😡” I said “don’t blame me, you asked for daddy, and daddy gave you what you wanted, not my fault your body can’t take it without your walls breaking down” 😂😂

[@randoonyoutube]

@@danielandree3947 love this

[@reina_princesa22]

@@danielandree3947 that's some good loving 😊

[@yeahandthensome]

That’s true, the same reason why your period flow will be heavier when you’re around men you’re not related to. Eg: sitting in class and there’s four men sitting around you.

[@GothicUndone]

-James’ advice here had me wondering where TF he learnt this! Lol - I’m actually here for it! That biting lip & pushing away move that would have me under manners *straight* away! Real talk!!🤯 just me? - On the txt thing… it does not take more than a couple of minutes to send a txt to someone even if it’s just “Hey - I hope you’re having a good day. I love u.” I wouldn’t & couldn’t have it for 2days let alone 2yrs. I agree “There’s a sh*t txter” & then there’s “I cannot be arsed” - Long distance minimal communication?? Yeah that’s not a relationship, you’re strangers. I’m sorry 😬 I do hope it works out the way that’s best for her in the end.

[@tracypeebles9362]

I was thinking the same thing

[@danielandree3947]

Word…. Like, if you’re long distance, and there isn’t communication, then what even is it?…. You just thinking about them… the relationship is all manufactured in your head…. There isn’t one 😂😂…. How can you sit there and say with chest “I’m I a long distance relationship, but we don’t even chat”…. The only thing you can do in a long distance relationship is be faithful and talk 😂😂, and he’s probably doing neither of those. Poor girl

[@slipjaw1074]

Doesn't matter if you're talking everyday, long distance is never an actual relationship. I can't keep tabs and you and vice versa, there's no relationship there

[@AwesomeKpopFan]

the mini bromance at the beginning was too cute

[@UnicornQueen0046]

James advice is for the guy with the MILF issue was spot on. Because that’s what my young dude does and he knows exactly what he’s doing. He even said to me once, I know you’ve been ready to get started but im enjoying the conversation. 😫😫😫😫

[@leandramartinez6503]

James IS ABOUT THE SMOKE

[@danielandree3947]

Exactly, the milf is looking for a young ting, a yute with that young strong stamina, she’s looking for a toy that breaks her back and sweats on her…. So take control, let her know, if I’m just a piece of meat to you, then you’re going to do it my way, you’re going to be a little toy ting, if you want to do something you need to ask with a “please daddy” and that still might not get you what you want….

[@morgangrey4844]

I somehow stumbled upon this podcast and I have not laughed this hard in a minute. Y’all are hilarious!! 😂😂😂😂

[@andrewcarter5249]

James is killing me with this Blue Story review, 😂😂 funny thing is he is totally 💯 right😂 gang business is long!

[@tracypeebles9362]

He kills me when he’s like you will never find me in these situations 😂😂

[@danielandree3947]

😂😂😂 when he said “I’m running” I was dyin. Lmaoo, then the look on his face when Fuhad said “nah there isn’t any running, you trapped and had to fight your way out, just holes and bullet flying” I was cryingggg 😂😂

[@Shirx.ley7]

omg the koala situation killed me when james yelled "PUSS?!"

[@shay0912]

I hope he sends feedback, I'm VESTED in this MILF encounter now lol. Keep up the hard work guys; hilarious content! Sending love from USA, CO💚

[@zanthia661]

I am glad James has brought back them shorts! 😋🤣

[@SymoneD16]

The MILF advice really took me somewhere I didn't expect to go 🤣

[@iJnaZty]

Shiddd we can re-enact that 😏

[@sophieelizabeth3777]

“WHO GOES THERE?!” James pls 😂😂

[@shaniawesty3691]

I avoid sex in the days leading up to my period because it can induce it 😂😭 not taking that chance

[@jordanaliyah042]

It’s August. Waiting on James to show up on an episode shirtless 👀

[@divinef3minine3nergy]

LITERALLY

[@actuallycady]

YES

[@t2waviee106]

he aint doing it anymore

[@Cmac80Proof]

He already said he isn't going to do it

[@nykiciajefferson7457]

He said he learned his lesson to not just come on camera saying stuff lmao but he’s not doing it.

[@loz198897]

First 7 minutes is the funniest opening to a podcast ever 🤣🤣🤣

[@hareeeeem025]

LOL

[@miriam2837]

Yup 😁 Actually described everything the pod actually does for us... chilling and giggles for an hour!

[@tracypeebles9362]

I’m dead who’s scaring the puss away tears 😂😂

[@danniregina]

Being told to shut up is such a no for me but…. I might let these two say it to me cause it kills me every time 😂😂😂

[@luchi_shiki]

I honestly don’t know if I want chocolate or caramel but they go will together if you catch my drift 😊

[@dms8031]

Facts!!!

[@raviladva3959]

Plot Twist: The Milf listens to the podcast to and proceeds to get into a battle of raising and lowering expectations LOL

[@NurseLeaED]

1:00:24 I am sorry, but Fuhad’s face when James said “That’s happened to me before” 😳 to 😅 to 😂when he said “not my face” but had me rolling

[@miriam2837]

Koalas mating =After midnight booty calls 😏

[@danielandree3947]

The 2am “yo you up” text The “don’t worry that you’re drunk babes, I’ll send the Uber to pick you up” 1am text 😂😂😂😂

[@Stu161]

you guys don't know what a blessing it is to live on the west coast and get these notifications before i've even made my coffee. literally the best possible start to the week 🤟☕️

[@pebe8993]

Don’t you dare do back to back to back again. I laughed so hard at them that I almost forgot to breathe 😂

[@hareeeeem025]

much love to Fuhad and James and the famm in the comments 👌🏻🥰

[@roberthodge3124]

That was the best bit of advice I’ve heard on how to handle a situation like this. The whole nervous link.

[@adammahfoud410]

''This is just in South East ?!?!?' seeeeennt me 🤣🤣

[@nageena9562]

Gang members watching this episode like 👁👄👁 feeling stupid as fuck. As they should 🤣🤣🤣

[@charlotted3432]

Finally took the plunge and joined the patreon! You guys have made me crease up lately, when I was feeling like nothing would make me laugh. Thank you 😊

[@helinsaid]

Why is the koala Jamaican????😂😂😂 I’m fkn dying! Whole part was jokeeeees😭

[@yinkakilasho6197]

These man never fail to entertain me 👏🏽👏🏽

[@missseptvirgo]

It's just as bad here in the US as well. Electricity bills have double and even tripled for some! All the while, no incomes are increasing.

[@andrexant]

James won't last on Don't Laugh next week 😆

[@Q................]

Nope!🤣😂

[@hayleysibthorpe5779]

It's the all black for me 🖤

[@nay9456]

Best podcast hands down. Had to binge watch them all and send them in the group chat 🤣

[@wintersolsticegn8385]

"Your son's, dad's, brother"... His uncle.✊🏿😂

[@possessorofthewingsofisis2741]

You all are THE best podcast. I have never consistently listened to any podcast! Bravo

[@sammaysam8953]

Also your description of making her wait has me ready to be like yes Daddy

[@iJnaZty]

Chirpse me 📱

[@jessiemaree384]

“This is my swamp” 😂😂 man was on a shrek tingggg

[@brioniethompson6519]

Not both of them having 2 look away after 1 second of eye contact 😆 i LIVE 4 their bromance love affair ❤

[@omaromari4423]

54:04, best build-up and laugh I've heard 🤣

[@wildveganmama6388]

“Zone out for an hour” but I literally listen to your podcast during gym 😮‍💨

[@Angeldrinksbeer00]

Yall gotta do an episode where yall read the thirst comments... these ladies have me in tears 😂😅

[@ruth4470]

Periods aren't that embarrassing, it happens. Feels good tooooo

[@thePanda_huma]

The way James was saying "Pause" so many times in this episode, had me HOWLING!! 🤣😭

[@samanthabreezy9563]

Puss ,puss lol

[@eminenceofcalamity4513]

The butt plugg hade me ROLLING 😭😭😭😭 1:05:53

[@dyneshabowman6742]

Black shorts it is James 😂😂😍

[@andreamartinez570]

The mushroom one got me cracking the f up dudes

[@SpiceLowery]

FAM!!! These episodes are getting way too hilarious! This is sensational.

[@vickyochiela1205]

Myyyyy God! You Two!!! I have not laughed where my body Actually Shook! in Years!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Patreon, I'm coming!! FR Love you guys soooo duckin much!!! 😜❤️❤️

[@MagicTimewithVictoria]

Koalas eat eucalyptus leaves. They can also be aggressive

[@Q................]

I love these twos friendship 😊🥂🔥

[@jasminetaylor4509]

JAAAAAAAAAAAMES!!!!!!!! Whewwwww had to collect myself Daddyyyyyyy lol😏

[@loz198897]

The laughing at the KZbin video one sent me 🤣🤣, I have to mute the TV otherwise I will constantly glance over and watch whatever show was on 🤦

[@AllThingsAudiobook]

James idea of tactical training for gangs is basically what the biker clubs/gangs have been doing for decades… their gangs all made up of ex soldiers

[@martijackson2749]

I'm late, late, late again guy's! 😆 Just had to give feedback on the MILF advice you gave. Absolutely spot ON! 👌🏽 I'm in my 40's & although I've never done the young gun ting, if I had - that would be on POINT! BTW, you guys had me HOWLIN at the Koala scenario. 😂 My belly was hurting! 😂

[@fatpedro5588]

Blue Story is bangin' - 2 major OMG moments.

[@oceanskye33]

"Thats assault! ...call someone 🤣🤣"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sweetened meeeeeeeee

[@ogkpopper]

Okay, but that was hot ass A+ advice, do we have an update? 🤣

[@BlackGirlMarvel]

Gas in the US is about 3.80-4+ here in Michigan at least.

[@AMG92.]

"you're caked, shut up" lmao

[@miss_cvg8]

The way mr. Duncan's brain & mind works.... how bright that guy is.... he always have me amazed😍

[@honeysins9951]

I’m Australian and koalas are nearby my property they all like that and they make these grunting sounds while they scratch their crutch as well😂 Fam this is a killer start to this episode boys😂

[@elvira7379]

“Your personal time , have a laugh” Thank you Guys , really helped during heavy and hard days with PTSD. Thanks for the positive vibes and being real! ❤

[@InfamousRonin]

I know this is an old podcast but I fully understand what you mean about them needing tactical training. The amount of times I watch shows or films and I turn it off because they can’t hit someone four feet in front of them is unreal. I wouldn’t get them seal training. I would get them to play airsoft and they will learn quick.

[@AoifeCRyan]

Transparency is KEY!! 😙👌

[@joscelynlewis8146]

The end of the most hilarious thing…. Was HILARIOUS. omg 😂😂😂 I needed that laugh.

[@Zara-sg9ht]

Every 'pause🖐' that came out of James' mouth made me CREASE

[@dreadtofro]

20:55 THE EYE ROLL! LMAO

[@Fran-sj6ip]

51:00 please say this is a bad dream. I'm on a prepayment meter so if I simply refuse to pay the lights don't come on. Right now I usually end up topping up about £130 a month and that's hard enough. It's like we're actually all going to die lol

[@iRacingGT]

He had to have smelled the the iron 🤣☠️ there eis no way

[@DaOne01]

😂

[@kingsofguyana]

I love that James can’t even keep it together when he’s reading the jokes

[@KimbapGuru]

That last segment had me rolling 🤣

[@PookiePsycho]

Then watching you guys get up and run. when a grandma runs up on you on that park bench. My time to shine! 😅

[@SapphireJann]

Nah the koalas tend to have chlamydia lol

[@LvrofLife247]

Gangs of London season 1 was a fantastically violent show.🔥 The episode Fuhad speaks of is one of the best!

[@chelseahenderson2873]

Bro I love this channel. The point of view of men, taking notes 🤣🤣🥰🥰

[@jason_myburgh_]

The advice couldn't be better