Ep 167 - The MEANEST Thing A Woman Has Said | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

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This Week The Guys Discuss:
0:00, Intro
0:30, Summer Albums
10:30, Pete Davidson Claps Back
18:53, The Rock For President
21:15, Fuhad Needs A Hobby
33:10, Batman Debate
39:30, The Fesshole
50:12, The MEANEST Thing A Woman Has Said
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[@chriskovach1816]

My favorite one was a girl told me "I am so far out of your league if your league exploded, I wouldn't hear the sound for another three days." I couldn't even be mad. I was actually impressed lmao

[@Kev1nL]

My fuckin chest bruh 😭

[@chriskovach1816]

@@Kev1nL ikr

[@asiyaalhaddad]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 noooooo

[@FshoGrl]

thts too good 😂

[@flavialobato6098]

bro thank you bc i’m using that line now

[@samanthaschulze9683]

Somebody I know asked this guy who was walking by with his dog "you're walking your dog?" and he goes "yeah" and she responded with "I was talking to the dog" FAMMMM

[@babygorillaglue8969]

😭😂😂😂😂

[@four1629]

damn man was just walking 😭😭😭😭

[@samanthaschulze9683]

plot twist... it was actually my mom who said this.. loll

[@MsTumz473]

Daaammmm!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@SamiiRSMT]

@@samanthaschulze9683 she's immature, I hope you didn't turn out like her

[@peytonlemon790]

My friend had told her boyfriend, "There are bigger fish in the sea that I could fry, and I've already baked you." The utter silence was Loud bro. too loud.

[@hollyroseXOX]

Wow

[@kristy615]

Haaaa oh man!

[@cryptogofer3080]

And I bet you laughed about it later with her, y'all are all evil as fk and you'll all die alone 🤣

[@peytonlemon790]

@@cryptogofer3080 You’re right. We did laugh our evil little asses off about it. And we all die alone, especially when no one actually loves you. And that’s the vibe you give. Have a good day love💜

[@tejpattiechuraman4017]

​@@kristy615 .

[@anandeomari5580]

the "Bye" women give is the same as "run along" that mums give their kids, it isn't even a "fuck off"😂😂😂

[@taylorgirls1184]

😂😂😂😂yesss!!

[@sheahines8060]

What a girl told me was after we broke up that only reason she stayed friends wit me was because she knew I didn’t have friends to help wit the break up

[@kiyah4581]

Lmaooo I’d cry

[@Lill2895]

Daaaayyyuuumm. Now that's cold lmao but probably because it's true 😭

[@theQueen.]

That's the coldest one yet 😭😭

[@zehanjalnawalla171]

Lol! Am with you. But my girl chased away my friends.

[@user-pc4qq3ds2r]

That’s FUCKED 💀

[@Kusanagi7618]

"You can't talk down to me from that height" 😱😱😱 Bro, put me in a casket Lmao

[@mariangelperez7523]

I once told a guy who has asking me for a 3some “if he wanted the chance to disappoint two women at the same time” he blocked me 😭

[@chercher304]

Ma'am

[@kaylenejantjes8113]

😂😂👏🏼👏🏼

[@zakianaamah7936]

We really are nail on head. A guy tried to talk shit with me and I said you can't talk to me until the line up on your beard is even.... I thought he was gonna cry LMFAOOO 😂😂😂😂

[@antonskor8127]

God damn that’s cold

[@nononononononononono]

Babe I’m so using this😂😂😂

[@zakianaamah7936]

@@nononononononononono the look of absolute defeat on his face sent me into an uncontrollable laughter. I was snorting and wheezing. It was priceless

[@Domopremo]

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[@atirahigh3906]

Ended man's whole career 🤣🤣

[@spesihlevinqi7705]

“What did I tell you about speaking to me directly?”…and you know she’s saying that to you at your boys night that she invited herself to 🤣🤯

[@Domopremo]

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[@arkangelartemis1279]

I'd tell her that if she can't treat me with equality and respect, then it's over.

[@Lill2895]

@@arkangelartemis1279 She'd tell you it never began without missing a beat lmao

[@dartkid3666]

@@Lill2895 Man I'm glad we humble y'all little egos when your guards are down lol . Cause I swear y'all cant handle that energy at all when it comes back

[@YoutubeCat-ie1pc]

@@dartkid3666 Oh yes we can, Ive seen girls do this multiple times

[@marklecounte1161]

I questioned my girl at that time about a guy’s number in her phone and her response was: “Why would I cheat on one broke nigga with another one: 🤬🤬🤬

[@soleilstraker305]

When James said "is your stomach suppose to look like that?" My jaw dropped same time as Fuhad lmfao

[@Serina_Phillips1992]

"I was so low calorie I didn't have the energy" 😭😭😭💀

[@fazormcghee7936]

Every time fuhad says "James", that s*** makes whatever he says 10 times funnier

[@millyclark6050]

Hearing these as a girl, who is considered cold, even some of these shock me 💁‍♀️ Like WOW some of those were HARSH. Especially the height ones 🤣 I am 5'10 and the only thing I have called short guys is little man when they get fiesty 🤣

[@Jzpiii]

Ur not cold

[@ATeamFan007]

Woman that harsh have an ick for a soul

[@smooshiee4780]

that is a violation 😂😂💀 and calling a man fiesty lol hilarious

[@Osamafrm1800]

you definitely eat talkis at 8am in first period math and is loud as hell with it and gets mad when someone looks at you

[@millyclark6050]

@@Osamafrm1800 Not even in highschool, can't stand takis, and am a total loner. Nice try though 💁‍♀️

[@buhlekinase5579]

"We can't date because I'm positive my IQ is higher than yours." Mad!😭😭🤣🤣

[@lalissanagomes1321]

I be listening to them when I’m out and it is so hard not laugh 😂

[@exerciselibrary2954]

im alwaaaays laughing so hard down the street 😂😂

[@christianmukarati7682]

same 😭

[@submsv]

Yessss this 😂 I drive along cracking up

[@h83920]

innit fully i don’t want people to think i’m crazy

[@jerry-reuben1892]

Extreme sport I tell you

[@nancysaint-fort9208]

I need more of the meanest things a man and women say segment lol 😂

[@nettesthebest]

Their laughs take me out EVERY time 😂😂😂

[@darian.alexandria]

When my husband gets lippy, I say "go off, Short King". He's 6ft but stillvhaaaaaates it so much lol.

[@Lill2895]

Guys are just so easy to rile lmao

[@sweetreat30]

My husband is 5 ft 11.5, but he likes to round up…I refuse to let him 😂

[@jonathanxavier2026]

@@Lill2895 Yup, women are just easier to rile up. Talk about their weight and it upsets them.

[@marwayoongi1294]

@@jonathanxavier2026 never seen a girl fighting tooth and nail and getting as mad as men do abt height 💀💀

[@jonathanxavier2026]

@@marwayoongi1294 You sure? What do you think the fat acceptance movement is about? It ain't men. 😂😂

[@tieraburks6209]

We don’t practice. You either got it or you don’t. We’re emotional creatures so when we’re triggered nothing but venom is coming lol 😂

[@lillyess385]

Men are also emotional. Anger is an emotion.

[@SamiiRSMT]

@@lillyess385 Yeah but most men control their emotions

[@res1023]

@@SamiiRSMTthen why do men commit the most violent crimes? Why do men have the highest suicide rate? Seems like y’all act on your emotions a lot 🫢

[@BlueYellowGreenVc]

@@SamiiRSMT this is not true. Why do y'all like to lie like this lol?

[@godlovesyou1995]

@@res1023 can all come out at once for some ppl

[@ashleyreim]

“women are treacherous” had me dead

[@lesegorampai9076]

“If she listens to this show she hates men” facts😂😂

[@submsv]

Me as a new subscriber going back through all the episodes realising how often Fuhad says "sorry to cut you off" and does anyway 😂😂 love the show guys, enjoying the back catalogue and patrons calling my name

[@possessorofthewingsofisis2741]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m doing the same thing.

[@bilanacosta6750]

lol that's being polite. Meanwhile James does it without apologizing lol

[@fuchia153]

Fuhads Reactions Especially Slapping That Mic Away Oh Lord! 😂😭 And James’s Past Examples & Laughter! I’ve Literally L😂😂😂😂LED At This Episode 😂😩

[@charlottejanexo]

James’s enthusiasm about Batman vs Dark Knight! I’ve haven’t seen the new one but I’ve ALWAYS thought that! Heath Ledger MADE the Dark Knight! 👏🏽👏🏽

[@kumariross1563]

1) Listen, when a girl's friends are puttin comments on our mans looks, it is BRUTAL because you're friends. They're going to tell you the truth, and your gal will sit there defend you to the nail. 😂 2) Watch Rhianna drop an album during the summer and James slip up by singing her songs

[@Domopremo]

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[@rawbhd4477]

Why does what ur friends think about ur man matter, they ain’t the ones with him

[@SamiiRSMT]

We know that, but do you know we also do the same?

[@youmakemehappy7]

@@SamiiRSMT yeah but does the guy defend his girl to the nail no matter what his bros say about her?

[@SamiiRSMT]

@@youmakemehappy7 Yup, I've been that and seen that

[@darklawyergirl7]

Dunno how it took so long to find you guys. But your takes are so fresh and hilarious af! Your laughter is contagious, I love it. The mean comments though 😂😂😂

[@kadijahjohnson1073]

Shout to Charlotte Dobre for the rec. You guys are hilarious!

[@karlagonzalvez4703]

Yassss I love her too!! Thought it was awesome she recommended them. There's a few ppl in subscribed to, and they're few of them.

[@tomglover1189]

Had me in absolute tears whilst at work, lot of love for you guys

[@emiliadejesus5287]

The Brent chat in the beginning is what I needed this morning to know that my feelings deserve to be validated 😭😭

[@Domopremo]

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[@christinacruz2043]

Had to watch it after listening to it this morning just to see James’ reaction to the mean things 🤣🤣🤣

[@christianmukarati7682]

chirps

[@patticake5367]

"She lives in hellfire, she loves the torment" bars lol

[@alyssashea7817]

Your laughs literally breathe life into my day.

[@shawnageorge4649]

Drake lost when RiRi 'pom' became billion dollars crusted 🤣but the truth is he never had a chance. Riri's expressions looked like she never took him too seriously

[@ComedyGlor]

He's corny asf im not surprised

[@holly.earendil5187]

I CALL HIM RIHANNA’S BOYFRIEND TOO LMAOOO I had no idea who he is 😂😂😂

[@billionayre8920]

The only podcast I’m fully invested in. Monday like clockwork, evening ting and crying with laughter 😂😂

[@possessorofthewingsofisis2741]

Same

[@ninasimi8459]

The way they prophesied the albums of Brent, Drake and Kendrick is crazy

[@ubhutiontsundu6329]

Bro😂❤

[@thoonalia]

Fr tho

[@hannajacunski3532]

James' scream at "What muscles?" really sent me

[@abbiemartin1950]

Since seeing that one about the bus driver making the passengers nod, I fight the momentum on the bus so my head stays as still as possible!

[@ashleyboudreau8341]

I know this is an older episode (just discovered you guys and have been binging!) but omfg the utility bills over here in Canada have gotten absolutely INSANE lately. I legit hold my fckn breath and do a silent prayer every month as I open my gd bill lmao. I've got a fairly small house, 2 bedrooms 1 bath..do have a decent size basement but all that's down there is the kids' playroom and my washer/dryer, it's just me and my 2 kids who are 4&6 and we're at work or school all fricken day yet my electricity/water bill has literally doubled suddenly in the last few months! DOUBLED! I've been paying around $150/month typically since we moved here 4 years ago, touch more in the summer but it's never gone over 200. My last fckn 3 bills have been over 300! I'm about to start living like Laura fckn Ingles and live by candle light, kids' tablets and tvs are about to get sold to pay the gd bills 🥴🤣 Same with the gas prices, I'm with James..shit goes up any higher we're fckn walking or I'm tying these kids up to a damn dog sled and they can burn some energy as they drag us where we need to go 🤦‍♀️

[@lj0727]

Ugh same girl I'm in Ontario and it's brutal. I live by myself in a smallish 2 bedroom apartment... mine used to be about $100ish... now they are $170, $180, $190... I don't understand!! I've really started embracing the dark that's for sure lol and trying to use everything way less

[@laurafedora5385]

I’m also in Ontario and last winter my propane bills totalled well over $2k. Year before was $630

[@vespera9115]

Fuhad dissing Drake to his bestfriend who looks like Drake will never not be funny Anyway, this guy was making sexual jokes towards me, so I told him ''You're not even tall enough to break my neck...how is it that you think you're big enough to break my back?'' needless to say he shut up.

[@jhelisascott4323]

Perfect distraction while at work 😂

[@kikimarriott8707]

That petty bin level is EVERYTHING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ritaaa8112]

My deadest moment in this podcast is "you're going to be a drug addict" . His face was deadpan. 💀💀🤣🤣🤣

[@Itsjusceee]

Found the man dem on TikTok and been hooked ever since 🤣

[@zkarmali93]

The bus driver confessions head nod, and Fifa manager interview HAD ME DYING! 🤣

[@merp9211]

The FIFA interviews sound like something I’d get caught doing. 😅

[@bandilenzimande5253]

"They fucking slap James!!"😭😭😭 *proceeds to read straight bangers*

[@sugagibson]

My nephew and sister in law introduced me to your show in January since then I have watched every show on here or Spotify and now I’m on Parteon the way you both have me belly laughing is outstanding Thank You. Keep up the great work mandem 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾👍🏾

[@jadesutton4812]

James reaction “cool!!! Cool!!!!” Had me laughing out LOUD

[@ishplussix]

22:58 fuhad's passive aggressiveness has me DEAD LMAOOO😭😭😭

[@sophiemay6785]

The frog one killed me 🤣

[@merp9211]

I love that James is confident enough to tell that story.

[@nimoabdullahi4358]

You can NEVER I REPEAT NEVER STUTTER. Cuz you loose the entire argument you have to go home 😭

[@taylorgirls1184]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SilkyC]

The two talking about the "girl bye" head duck is on....fucking....point! Cant deny that fact!!

[@LovelyLady1111]

Them: "The worst she could say is no." Women: *insert way worse things here* LOL

[@ti84satact12]

Women go in on men’s height. I remember Nicole Kidman appeared on the Dave Letterman show AFTER her divorce from Tom Cruise. After Dave asked her how she was doing, she said, “I can wear heels now!” And Dave had a little chuckle! 😅I heard Mr. Cruise was not too happy about that “little” comment!🤬

[@thesearemymurdermittens]

He tried indoctrination her into a cult😅😅😅 then isolated her from her kids. He should take the L on the comment. Tiny David was there to sooth him😅

[@EeviPope]

So this segment is how villains are made? 😭🤣

[@ishplussix]

0:30 this entire conversation might be the strongest start to an sng podcast ever lmaooo

[@mariannoore1648]

Omg i didn't know you guys had a youtube channel.... can't wait to binge all your videos!!!

[@WreathStorm]

19:44 0 to 100 lol 42:04 True for everyone. The ick segments are funny, but honestly, be icky. Be you. 50:47 Living for the juicy/swear interaction lol 1:05:40 & 1:07:08 Where is James finding these women??? Good lord lol

[@tolulope2232]

I listen to you guys at work and my co workers think I’m crazy with the amount of laughter I let out. Love you guys so much

[@andreashellenbarger3030]

Love you two, glad I found you on tiktok! I commute for work, best thing I listen to now!

[@TheSwaaa1]

Thank you for bringing everyday joy to my life 😁 Catching up on all the videos 🥰

[@dreadtofro]

I think this might be the episode that Ellis watched that made him think, "I LOVE editing! Let me reach out to these guys!"

[@natalieram8966]

Love to listen to yall when I'm doing my house chores

[@ndnbaby11]

Im dyinggggggg laughing sooo hard..y’all are so spot on with savoring the flaw for when we need it😂😂🤣😂

[@munzm8178]

When you said frog l collapsed 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@taraloker6045]

I've been watching this so much that I'm about to buy manscape for the next man I haven't even met yet. 😂

[@maiachpak2427]

😂😂😂 Same!

[@samanthachibvuri9485]

I'm listening to this whilst I'm in the library and I cant stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣everyone is staring

[@queenofkwangya5334]

Women are so mean and I LOVE IT😂

[@kyaraw]

My first comment was too soon…. “You’re acting too tall for your actual height.” I’m using it!!!

[@MissHoneyOnline]

James, if your ex called you a frog, then she’s not your princess.

[@jatorijohnson2446]

The meanest thing I ever told a man was “You f*ck like a virgin” 😅 I was really cold in my younger days

[@MicahxLynn]

yall literally manifested every artists album

[@frxuittv606]

These need more recognition they’re acc so funny

[@rhixi]

This is one of the best I’ve heard from you guys. And actually liked the outro rather than the intro. Cold open more!

[@AdisaCar]

I feel like I need to repent! Hearing these reminds me of the times I didn’t have to come so hard with my sass 😂😅

[@susannahdenhart4261]

Literally cry laughing at every episode!!! Best thing ever!!!!!!!

[@exerciselibrary2954]

how am i re listening to this just so I can watch yalls reactions after only being able to hear them this morning 😂

[@just-seb2159]

Love y’all, honestly make my day and help a brother through his day

[@hbare4141]

Thank God for remote working, this is making my work day enjoyable

[@CynthiaBolho]

Love the show. Just watching your reactions is hilarious🤣🤣 "Bruuuv! It sweeted me!"

[@ml07]

Damn, now I understand why James is the way he is, respect and carry on.

[@maxwellfederle2780]

Gotta see about that Spotify playlist, my guys. Love the pod, keep up the good work

[@Kieranlovesunicorns]

First pod I watched from you two. Watched for the title and can honestly say worth every second lol

[@katlegosebesho3731]

I can see the frog thing !!! 😅🤣😫😫😫😫😫

[@victoriabanks7701]

I like these podcasts because they’re replacing Twitter for me nicely!

[@jakemedeiros3929]

Ive been listening to podcasts for like 7 or 8 years now and Im surprised Ive never heard of these guys until about 10 mins ago. Keep it up dudes

[@reannetrew5747]

Binged your ting and I love your banter, your personalities are great! Bot of you

[@paigebreakspear6388]

Ahhh the nod with the bye is so spot on 😂😂😂😂❤️

[@merp9211]

The guys acting out a girl’s “Bye” is too funny.

[@stacieface7427]

My partner is a powerlifter and I will throw a "really? Why don't we put your premature calfs next to my cows" 😁

[@tonymawanda3231]

eMoTiOnAl dAmAgE

[@tieraburks6209]

Why am I just now watching u guys. Ugh I’m in love with this podcast 🤎

[@convictednotcondemned3483]

I’m still laughing About James’ bin story 😂😂😂😂😂 we’ve all been there 😭

[@riality8452]

you two are the only straight men that i don’t hate

[@terseandtiny1746]

That's pretty sad

[@SamiiRSMT]

You're miserable 😬

[@ti84satact12]

So what you’re telling me is you’re unemployed because ain’t nobody got time to be hating that much AND hold down a real job!😂

[@jonathanxavier2026]

If only women were capable of building things themselves and leaving men alone. 😔

[@jessicayoung9486]

These are some good song recommendations. Can we get a Spotify Playlist while we wait on these releases?

[@gigicazeau52]

I’m literally at work laughing uncontrollably 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mateosworld8280]

My personal favorite: I go up to this girl at the grocery store. Who I’ve seen a couple times. She stops me mid sentence and goes “stop…….look at you and look at me”

[@Beautyinthebreakdown.]

Drake doesn’t do it for me and I didn’t understand Why but James summed it up perfectly 😂

[@KezzerdrixTroll]

The bus driver fess has me 🤣😂😅

[@FionaChandoll]

The meanest thing I ever told a man was that I hoped his 2 daughters (from a previous relationship) married men just like him. I saw him ball up his fists...

[@leelee4455]

That means he's pos and he knows it.