MUM & DAD JOKES | EP 335 | ShxtsNGigs Podcast

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0:00, MUM & DAD JOKES
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[@HJ-si7hd]

Boys it was $15 per plate of 12 oysters 😂😂 She also ordered an entree afterwards, and filmed herself eating all of it and not talking to him!

[@CMCM070888]

Plus drank his drink!!! 😂😂😂

[@tamigarrett7088]

And she ordered more appetizers! But quietly $15 for 12 oysters is cheap. Where they getting their oysters from? 😮

[@ChandelleMummaNerd]

He also only invited her out for a drink which she drank both! 😂😂

[@stinedange9152]

@@tamigarrett7088 It was a happy hour special… 1/2 price oysters and margaritas 😂😂

[@neomathabatha]

The worst part is that she was recording the ENTIRE time and smacking her lips. It was annoying and gross (based on the video). After he left, he offered to pay for her drinks.

[@maitruelove1632]

This is why Rem can't have a day off because they got a bunch of facts wrong on the oyster story 😂😂

[@garciagarcia1505]

😂😂

[@aurmaudra21]

SOOOOO MANY 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@slightexag]

The James telling Fuhad "I love you" bit is so good, I just can't

[@tracypeebles9362]

He enjoyed that moment 😂

[@vsen9218]

The way James started to take it personally was hilarious hahaha

[@feliz-oliviajean-jules4044]

Need that time stamp

[@yolandahc7477]

@ 28:35

[@Yurrr823]

Your dad sells Avon is WILDDD !! BUT dippin your oreos in water bc he never came back with the milk !!!😂😂😂 sent me!!

[@heyitsshay6058]

The Dad jokes bite more than the moms

[@simoneb6312]

That GOT me too 😂😂😂

[@Danversdiary]

"Rem's not here today... AGAIN😒" I love James' pettiness💀

[@ily_amora]

James needs to start doing audio books or those murder mystery podcast cause he ate that!

[@sandiewestie]

I thought so too, audio books.

[@anniespinal8763]

He needs to do audio books for sure

[@daisyallen4954]

no fr!! his voice and cadence is so perfect

[@arnoldkhwathisaninemutanda5225]

They are late because Filly and Chunkz made them go to couples Therapy 😂😂😂

[@theicekingonYT]

When Fuhad started going into the psychology of the chef😂😂😂😂That's how you know this man's been in hospitality

[@esmeraldafriedman5267]

It was great!and then James saying he'd roll his shit up and leave 😂

[@theicekingonYT]

@@esmeraldafriedman5267 I could see the bag of knives

[@tre10x18]

Glad to see Chunkz and Filly showed you both to be in sync 😂

[@BoldEETV]

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[@tkwazi]

Yea man

[@whizthesk8r]

They heard “you only init for the bread man” and took it personally on that episode 😂

[@tineocindy]

Lmaoooooooooo

[@kr6productions]

​@@whizthesk8rthey felt that line deep.

[@RoLainie]

Not me thinking “who broke KZbin???” 😢😂 Mandem had me in a chokehold

[@BoldEETV]

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[@BiancaRocc]

Omg yes😂

[@skeloveton_21]

I was refreshing every second

[@lavenderangel2655]

REM. 😠😂

[@firelight9295]

I probably sound dumb but can somebody explain what mandem means?

[@alessiamonet3055]

These man had me so worried there wasn't going to be an episode😭. Made my Monday. 😁😁

[@SilkyC]

Legit. I kept refreshing my browser wondering where the hell this weeks video was.

[@wanderwan3196]

Second week they've done this to us. They know what they're doing, over here keeping us wanting more.

[@tamarabaptiste3427]

Same, kept refreshing. Almost had me worried.

[@caitlinofyhwh]

same i was wondering where the daddies are

[@kDam3on]

Facts😅

[@05weasel]

James always dying at the setup of jokes. “Your moms so f-ing stupid” 😂😂😂😂😂 “How come black people…” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tshepanglebea7435]

James saying "Christmas came early " and pausing before the Thread 😂😂 he always gets in character

[@jodanathakhuli2819]

James : I've used it on my cheeks bro. Fuhad: 👀 What? 😂😂😂😭😭

[@flawlesscae]

Fuhad's mind is dirty. 😂😂😂 The shock on man's face when James said “I've used it on my cheeks” was epic 😅😅😅😅

[@kharinelson5606]

The kevonstage appearance had me GASSED ! Love both of your channels 🔥

[@TheodoreBakes]

Yess i was geeked!!

[@TheCHOSENOneJones]

About to go watch it now

[@itsyaaveragegirl]

It was hilarious and so good

[@kaydeeeh]

facts!! imma Krew-Baby. 🎬👶🏾

[@ennyade7283]

The way James said, I love you? He meant it😂😂😂. Why r they straight? This is top-notch bromance😂😂😂😂

[@nikkisimpson5342]

After she ate the oysters she said “hmm now what am I going to eat”. She ordered an entree and like 3 drinks all for herself and had the nerve to be mad he didn’t want to pay lol.

[@synthychemucyo9619]

Right, and he didn't even eat any of the oysters. She never shared! And she video-ed the whole thing !

[@LashayMW]

And on top of that, he literally only invited her out for DRINKS specifically 😂 how do you know someone invited you out for drinks & you order $60 worth of appetizers alone? Classless 😂

[@synthychemucyo9619]

@LashayMW I forgot that part, so shameful.

[@daisyallen4954]

and she said she only went for the content like???

[@Simmerdownidc]

​@@LashayMWit was wild but am I the only one that finds it weird to go to a nice restaurant for just drinks? Why would you not get a meal and drinks or drinks and some activity after? I hope it was a skit

[@kemioladokun8719]

James was deffo kicking his feet in the air in the inside during the “I love you” thread

[@GrabaCuppaPodcast]

James is so fruity sometimes and it fucking sweets me every time bro 😂

[@lookinforitall5366]

That damned light skinned mode 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂😂

[@twizasilumbe3640]

Was getting livid waiting on the EP 😭😂❤️ Plus That madam Joyce announcement Just made me tear up😭😭😭Thankyou for having our girl’s back too❤️❤️

[@temi8087]

Daddies... what *TIME* do you call THIS?! I've been on a 12hr on call at hospital and I needed you to get me through😭

[@tibbetabbi880]

I have been shoveling litteral horse shit All goddamn day waiting for our Daddies.. Stressed me out not having those juicy voices to get me through 😵

[@Yurrr823]

The mum jokes was calm but fuhads delivery ONCE AGAIN!!! Saved the segment 😂😂😂

[@stevietirado3076]

I'd buy an audible subscription so fast if james and fuhad read every book like this reddit story

[@servingcant]

James should record bedtime stories or something cause his reading voice… 😌🫦

[@PumpkinPinkJuice]

What book was he reading?

[@bighomieJ5X]

Fuhads delivery on these threads are top notch 😂😂

[@taylorkey1996]

I have a weird theory about the dilemma. What if she’s dating all of the guys, and telling the other men that she’s just friends with them. So they all think they’re in a relationship with her, and the other men are just friends lol.

[@macirae]

I thought the same!😭

[@marciamarcel9884]

This just triggered my PTSD

[@nyjello]

Had this thought as well 😂

[@daisyallen4954]

@embermist3910exactly he said that she only hangs out one-on-one with a few of them and then in groups with others. that’s so maddening

[@p.naxhe.]

THE definition of "it's not your girl, it's just your turn"..she alrdy got plans B through K on standby brev, what is guy doing? 🤦

[@S_HL04]

Crazy how these daddies had me refreshing youtube every damn second

[@divinerichard6114]

James had to readjust when fuhad said you have to tell me i love you every single time. It sweeted james😂😂

[@NikitaUrquhart]

These got to be them Gen Z mom and dad jokes because these are calm. Cuz millennials went harddddd on this!

[@abookishmess]

Which is wild because half were actually Millennial/Gen X jokes 🤣

[@calipo5110]

@@abookishmess nah

[@abookishmess]

@@calipo5110 What do you mean you nah can literally see these jokes in Bebes Kids 🤣

[@calipo5110]

@@abookishmess nah it’s gen z

[@leratowilliams7869]

😂😂"Wow christmas came early" Man i wish money loved me as much as james loves Fuhad

[@kianasealy3509]

I know James begged Fuhad to say “I love you” back after they shut the cameras off 😂

[@micheller.6261]

I refreshed KZbin at least 100x this morning...SNG is a drug😮

[@salomekay621]

I have been refreshing like a mad person and only a year old episodes were appearing😒

[@micheller.6261]

​@@salomekay621that part!! My toxic trait...becoming "livid" if MY new SNG episode is not uploaded by 8AM CST and I refresh until it's uploaded by 2PM.

[@salomekay621]

If they are not aware, they will send all of us to our early graves and die of hunger since the cult babies aren't paying that 3pounds a month to make sure that the daddies are well taken care of🤣

[@Troubleclef02]

#Thread: The zoom in, at 27:24 and James’s face, spun me in here! 😂 I’m dying!

[@huhtravis]

I nearly ended my Monday without an SDS video...

[@tross4473]

Facts i kept refreshing my KZbin

[@Tahani08]

Very close today 😂

[@kevinjackson7264]

Me too I’m in the US and have been hitting refresh all day! I was getting stressed😂

[@LOVEISATWOTONTRUCK]

Same, I been on this platform all damn day waiting. I even went to their Instagram trying to see if there was a change of plans.

[@divinerichard6114]

​@@Tahani08hi dear

[@bredavis6983]

Glad to see I’m not the only one that was getting worried 😂

[@ginoskowalters]

I was getting scared for a minute...why did the cult daddies have my day on hold😂

[@user-bx8ju6yl5j]

Been waiting since 4pm and it's currently 10pm in South Africa. Mind you, I've got a test tomorrow morning😂😂😂. Anything for the daddies I guess😂❤

[@aileenunathinyathi5400]

same here😭😭😭

[@phinxmoetanalo1282]

I hope it wasn’t EDSA700

[@shobhaarjun9027]

When they reached to the thread with, I love you I immediately thought of when James was like "DO YOU MISS ME WHEN I'M NOT AROUND" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[@yadappaz]

The story’s need to be a reoccurring theme! 🤞🏽😭 James voice is soooo goodd

[@sharriceowens913]

The part where fuhad said "im ready" and james eyes got big "say leeeeeessss"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@danielepoubel]

Filly and Chunkz living rent free in Jimmys mind after the best duo game

[@nettmitch3452]

You can tell James has been hanging out with Madam Joyce, he's matching that energy. Does he even realise he's a sponge for people's vibes and voices. 😁

[@SarahChandler-tj7hx]

SO EXCITED TO SEE MY DADDIES

[@matthewbaptiste1037]

Me Chirpsing a ting in the comments

[@foodandvibes4251]

its the "My Love concerns you" from James that just finishes me🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lisaruffin7867]

Lol the oysters weren't 15a pc. The plate was $15 and she ordered drinks and other stuff. She was crazy for that

[@debramorrison4535]

Dilemma: she has them on rotation. She is dating all and telling them all we are just friends. Clearly.

[@mylesmclean-os2yy]

Waiting for James’ debut into audiobook gigs~

[@agirlhasnoname567]

“Madame Joyce is under the shxtsandgigs umbrella” Say less. Subscribed immediately.

[@nettmitch3452]

Fuhad saying "I want you dopey" had me cackling. All His reactions to the reddit story were brilliant.

[@shannesbeth1997]

Felt like I was about withdrawal symptoms 😂😂😂😂

[@Westside_Mac]

James couldnt wait to tell Fuhad he loved him. Did you see the look in that man's eyes

[@Danversdiary]

James was wayyyy too happy to be telling Fuhad "I love you"

[@benhurj]

I'm kinda glad these videos come out after the workday as I could NOT concentrate on work when im listening to them during my 9-5

[@BoldEETV]

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[@yesithadesilva83]

The way James gets you hooked to the story and the way he reads it is unreal ! I feel you Fuhad ( pause ), im so locked in and Dr. Mcalister lowkey gives me Albert Einstein vibes, appearance vise of course!!!

[@selinabegum7997]

I’ll be expecting James to have his own Audio book narrations of horror stories ~ Thanks

[@CurlyGirl1104]

If you've watched Bebe's Kids then you know the bowl and quarterback jokes 😂

[@knockoutguitarist087]

Saw you guys on with uncle Kevonstage!! Big ups to the boys for the trek to the homeland here in LA!

[@hisroyalpettyness]

I been waiting for this all muhfuckin day!!! Had me feeling like y'all got real Hollywood and went to America without leaving us an episode

[@littlebrowngirl4]

Fuhad, you are so funny 🤣 "if i'm the chef, im throwin my stuff in the air!"

[@salomekay621]

guys no😭, i just realized my mood on Monday depends on you. Please upload on time, you are killing us😪 we are literally hooked

[@hrtfltsrw]

the next episode should be 3 hours long as an apology for being so late this week. 😐

[@kwabenakyerematen59]

AND giving us a fairly short episode

[@Snalo_Mathenjwa]

Facccctttsssss!

[@Only_Xian]

Came here to write this 😂. I couldn't agree with both of you more. Take care of us please boys

[@mariegarni7563]

Facts.

[@jodibradley5351]

At least they gave us an episode.

[@loganmcginnis5736]

As a Canadian I'm going to guess it's 15 per dish not per oyster lol😅 I wouldn't even let her get the first dozen if it was $15 per oyster 😂😂😂😂

[@Lena_765_]

yes lol. they cost like 2 bucks per oyster normally. not 12

[@jmev.4732]

Them oysters better have pearl in each one! Lol

[@heyitsshay6058]

As a Canadian, she still took the piss! 🤣🤧

[@lookinforitall5366]

They were half price for happy hour, normally oysters are nowhere near that inexpensive.

[@JonnyTylerMoore]

Yes, they were $15 a dozen and she ordered 4 dozen = $60. She also ordered an entree, and a few drinks. He ordered 1 glass of wine, and didn't even drink it... Shorty was so distracted filming content and stuffing her face that she didn't notice he was gone for a time 😂

[@nealygonzalez1982]

Poor James.... you could see him being effected after the "FWD: I love you" message... his whole demeanor changed.

[@miss_sea_lou2318]

James, the audiobook narrator we never knew we needed. ❤😂

[@nicaparis4835]

Ugh when he said they coming to the states I screamed out loud ! I need shows here ! 🤩😍😍 yall make my Monday every week !

[@jae8738]

2:50 Fuhad not being able to finish that sentence due to laughter is what I wish for my best friend and I abundantly😂😂❤

[@emmahmicat8435]

The girl in the first dilemma with 10 male friends is clearly for the streets❤the content

[@Shalaina_Exit13]

48 oyster girl... The guy sat there and listened to her slurp loudly and watched her record the whole thing with no conversation. He didn't even drink his drink or order any food. THEN she ordered a huge steak main course! That's when he left. ✌️

[@Goldie_jku]

Yeah I was bummed that they didn't go through the whole story

[@moimeself1088]

Wast steak, was fish cakes and potatoes. But yeah, she was a hot mess.

[@Mochiboba90]

It was staged and fake for tik tok

[@kanedaku]

@@Mochiboba90 I hope it was staged, but I also hope the guy dipped for real and left her with an unexpected bill.

[@kanedaku]

Randomly - your pfp made me think of a young Tisha Campbell 🥰

[@saharajordan8503]

Just finished watching your episode with KevOnStage and now this. I love it lol

[@Jolie12Fille]

'Used it on my cheeks' is crazy! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@anitacarney4893]

The oysters cost $60 but she also ordered a main dish and drinks. Plus his drinks and appetizers is why it was $150

[@keepitfashion]

It was$15 per dozen but the 48 is a crazy number

[@showkingsent]

Rems not in today cuz they jumped him after that quiz with chunks and philly. 😂😂😂

[@aaronchipolina2077]

when James said 'were gunna leave it there' with the cult story just as its getting even more juicy has infuriated me!! I need next weeks episode NOW 😫

[@moniquegaines5731]

“Your moms so f’n stupid” “😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂” Can’t even get it out! Lol

[@Yurrr823]

Yall episode with kev on stage had me GASSSSSSEDDDDD

[@sushimob6239]

Damn, this is one of the best episodes yet. The synchronicity was on point. Salute

[@heyitsshay6058]

James having to say I love you to Fuhad and breaking his heart all over again, I cant take! 🤣

[@michaylacpt1935]

As a girl that has majority male friends and one female friend.. i also hang out with my gents, im in a 3 year relationship and he knows all of my friends.. sometimes we just prefer you guys coz its less shit to deal with. I have very firm boundaries with my boys, and they know not to fuck about and disrespect me or my man

[@brittanyevans7237]

I’d pay a premium to hear James read audiobooks!

[@AllThingsLoud_]

First time listener came from htt podcast. Great collaboration and each of you have great standalone content

[@fashionwonders7148]

''christmas came early'' LMAOOOOO james is so in love with fuhad

[@Jprep2116]

I usually start my work week with an episode from you guys.... I had to charge my day at 2pm because this wasn't our yet lol

[@guyhathansaintil5218]

with the dilemma i was lowkey on her side until she said she they were into her AND she won't tell them theyre together

[@trinigal83]

If she tells them she has a man they won't be running around doing stuff for her anymore. They'll say her man can do it for her

[@OriginalCoons]

Them doing the math on the $15 for 12 oysters was killing me 😂😂😂

[@DeannaStLouis]

The way my mouth dropped at the oreo being dipped in water bc your dad didn’t come back with the milk joke 🤣🤣🤣 Jesus that’s a 4th degree burn 😂

[@megangomezaddams]

22:05 What. About. Me? 🤣 Fuhad was in his bag with this segment lol Jokes and timing were ON 🤣

[@Angelica-N]

"Christmas came early" 😂😂😂 Invite KSI and Simon/Miniminter as guests, you man would have a good time 🤩

[@Daroola415]

1:06 That is one of the funniest ones ive ever heard. Thanos had to clap. Lol.

[@tynieebn1]

That first "I Love You", James meant that shit fr 🤣

[@christopherrichey2254]

The way Fuhad delivers these jokes is insane

[@miaterego4698]

The Jada Pinket Smith took me out😂😂😂😂

[@IDKBOXING]

I'm about to to to bed and now I'm genuinely excited to watch this video tomorrow. Let's goop daddies

[@tiffyglasgow8104]

I’m absolutely LOVING the horror story ❤ hope y’all make it a permanent segment

[@gabzilla_infinity_x7817]

James making this face 🥺after each 'I love you'🤧 Like he's hoping Fuhad breaks character and says it back💀

[@LovinMINIdino]

Y’all missed that after the oysters she ordered a main that’s how it added up

[@stinedange9152]

Yeah, the price was actually a dozen oysters for $15… they had a happy hour special of half-price oysters and margaritas (so $120 worth of oysters at half price). But then ordered potatoes and crab cakes in addition to multiple drinks 🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸 What’s crazy is she was only there for IG clout and to post the date on her stories. He had asked her out for “a drink” and she’d suggested her “favourite” oyster bar. Even worse, she intro’d the video by saying she didn’t like the guy much, and was only going out with him cuz she was “bored” and wanted him to stop texting her 😭😭😭 He left cash for his drink and one of hers, then took off while she was in the restroom 🤣🤣

[@ncivey]

Just wow. People are savages.

[@aregarshamyan649]

44 minutes? We need more

[@vanillascentedkisses]

Tell me why I was blushing every time James said “ I love you” 😩🥹

[@karolinamariabravo]

Mondays are not a dread purely because of SNG❤