Googled Tory Lanez height, and his arrest report puts him at 5’3” so you’re spot on James 😂
@segniabraham30532 жыл бұрын
😭😭
@rimahassan67192 жыл бұрын
Now me picturing him with Meghan the Stallion 💀💀💀
@Harmonious0282 жыл бұрын
Lolol I had to Google it too😅😅
@ToeKnife1662 жыл бұрын
@@rimahassan6719 I need her to explain why she was with him
@taliahcee10662 жыл бұрын
I couldn't resist googling that too lol
@SilkyC2 жыл бұрын
"Having a boyfriend is like having a slow son" That lil sound that came out of James' mouth - lmfao dead. Perfect reaction....what a tweet! OOF 5:49
@nadiel422 жыл бұрын
I feel for the women that can relate to that one 😂
@jeremyboy21332 жыл бұрын
Bro 😢 that shit made me laugh 😂😂
@noeliyah66692 жыл бұрын
🤣
@allinaflutter6117 Жыл бұрын
I am still laughing at this one 😂
@user-zd1tw8ze2e Жыл бұрын
0l
@stephanyrosales21822 жыл бұрын
The baby comment is actually called cuteness aggression, where when you see something so cute you want to squeeze it till it's eyes pop out. It's super common for very compassionate, empathetic people.
@jaklin2252 жыл бұрын
I have this with mu cat 🤣
@allaallan93042 жыл бұрын
@@jaklin225 literally me with my kitten 😂😂😂😂
@jordanjones69782 жыл бұрын
I say this all the time so cute I wanna squeeze it to death 🥴😅
@Qveenshxt2 жыл бұрын
@@iMsOiNsO nah my poor baby sister and also my niece had to deal with TEETH! I cant resist biting them cheeks! I *would* eat a baby!
@iMsOiNsO2 жыл бұрын
@@Qveenshxt omg yesss they are just too adorable 🥹🥹🥹🤣
@martijackson2749 Жыл бұрын
I could never have said to my Jamaican Mum " I didn't ask to be born. " Her favourite quote was " I gave you life. I can take it away! " 🤣😭🤣
@neptunianmystic2 жыл бұрын
“Having a BF is like having a slow son.” When I tell you I screamed 😂 the accuracy
@matt_dogg_60062 жыл бұрын
"I'd be in Nigeria sooner than later" 🤣🤣🤣
@esthernwosu74062 жыл бұрын
This is literally the most bingable podcast 🤣 Good vibes and quality content love you guys
@iamahay Жыл бұрын
James doesn’t have time for a few Purge movies, but watches MasterChef and The Office 🤣
@liselles97172 жыл бұрын
Trini parents use Trinidad as punishment FOR SURE!!! I've seen it happen 🤣🤣
@maygem80052 жыл бұрын
I'm first generation Canadian from West Indian Parents - Jamaica and Trinidad - and believe me going to boarding school in Jamaica was a common threat among my fellow first generation West Indians
@nyjello2 жыл бұрын
Samee, they had me looking up the boarding schools in JA and picking one for myself. They only backed off when they thought I actually wanted to go back home w/o them
@DontBeezHater2 жыл бұрын
My mom actually sent my little sister to Trinidad 💀
@AnaïsAlmara2 жыл бұрын
I'm Somali and it's a common threat to be sent back to Somalia for us diaspora Somalis if we were to step out of line or bring dishonor to the family 🥲
@tishellefrancois78402 жыл бұрын
Cuteness aggression is a real thing
@kikiflamingo24092 жыл бұрын
James out here violating like he’s not watched trolls 😂
@kelvinenos2 жыл бұрын
“You’ve got issues and you’re a witch” Gaaaddddd🤣🤣🤣🤣
@zkarmali932 жыл бұрын
Need a whole episode of Twitter Hall of Fame 🤣
@zaniyyahjacobs24992 жыл бұрын
If there was a Purge I'd forgive my student loans, hack into the health care database and give myself free health care for life, rob a bank so I can pay for grad school and live comfortably.
@beewest57042 жыл бұрын
Also gets some luxury cars.
@Sonturist Жыл бұрын
Go into a house and tell everyone to get out 😂
@tomialagbe739 Жыл бұрын
If there was a purge I would undo all of this because I hate to see people win
@arlenecherono8527 Жыл бұрын
@@Sonturist 🤣 not get out
@cintaminbunny Жыл бұрын
Right, idk why all the people in the movies want death. I'm just robbing everything.
@ruthbromberg90682 жыл бұрын
I guess my toxic trait is that I can relate to the "can't let him win" bit 😂
@mickeymcfly46922 жыл бұрын
Wow
@ruthbromberg90682 жыл бұрын
@@mickeymcfly4692 Lol it's just a joke
@AnonAnon-ho1uc2 жыл бұрын
nah you are a messss
@jayak82172 жыл бұрын
I feel like you shouldn't be sleeping with someone if you don't want them to win in that way
@kathymassrour39412 жыл бұрын
Sending you to your country as a form of punishment” we all have been there !!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@soph11_2 жыл бұрын
The second "Witch" came out of Fu's mouth I crumbled 🤣🤣💀💀😭
@nadegeedward4572 жыл бұрын
Because you have issues and your a witch" best line ever
@tracypeebles93622 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched them so much I’m starting to say some of their sayings 😂😂 much love
@chilumbamubanga62302 жыл бұрын
Relatable!!! I basically walk around screaming “ faaammmm” 😂😂😂
@Queenlene07102 жыл бұрын
Same! Things i aint never heard in America and here i am, accent and all😅
@Sonturist Жыл бұрын
I now have a full posh accent 😂😂😂
@joshuanuckolls29622 жыл бұрын
I run into the same problem. I'm 6'7 and people just call me a liar until they meet me so ya'll gotta stop with this height lying thing you making me look bad when I'm ACTUALLY that height. Girl looking at me like a Titan from AoT like 🙃
@josie18522 жыл бұрын
As someone who is 6’3…. FACTS
@olikah4667 Жыл бұрын
Not the Titan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@iGottakissU Жыл бұрын
just lie and say yoy 6 foot then
@cassandramuthleb24862 жыл бұрын
This is the first video I've seen Fuhad's legs in shorts and while James has great legs, Fuhad's legs are OMG gorgeous! Thanks for the eye candy each week!
@Benjamin-si4bg2 жыл бұрын
Tf
@JadePrivett Жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but Fuhads reaction after James said “I’ve wanted to EAT a BABY before” so calmly was everything 😂😂😂😂
@angela1504 Жыл бұрын
I’m Haitian and the parents DID send my youngest sister to Haiti to straighten her out! She was running around with these white kids that are little hooligans, staying out late after school (age 13!), going to friends houses for sleepovers without advising the family, and the worst thing of all to a black parent, talking back. She got shipped off as soon as summer school was over!
@xamdaxamda Жыл бұрын
And did that help? My two younger siblings were shipped to Kenya when they did similar things as your little sister.
@angela1504 Жыл бұрын
@@xamdaxamda It did surprisingly!
@arlenecherono8527 Жыл бұрын
@@xamdaxamda lol I'm Kenyan and I live here... Did it help?😂
@boomboxblaster87423 ай бұрын
Biting them dogs and cats huh?
@thattrinidadian32092 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching these guys for SO long and I did not know James was part Trinidadian! 😭 My lil crush just got so real 🥹😍 Heeeeeeey Jamesss
@queen_spades420 Жыл бұрын
Samee
@amandagarnett45422 жыл бұрын
I think you were thinking of “ recollection“ maybe I’m wrong but I’ll put it here anyway 🤷♀️😅 Thanks for all the content guys, you guys are so fun to laugh with 🙌
@amandabolden31722 жыл бұрын
Was thinking the same thing.?
@catarinaaxo2 жыл бұрын
My parents used to use Portugal as a punishment, my entire childhood 😂 straighten up, real quick. Those vegetables I didn’t wanna eat? Eaten in a matter of mins 😂
@lin57662 жыл бұрын
Found you guys on TikTok and been binging your vids hahaha🤩
@PsychicLarry2 жыл бұрын
When you’re that short, you’re not walking - you’re scurrying.
@shopper4483able Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😭
@DaddyWarlocks Жыл бұрын
You dont leave, you run along.
@abiola33 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@drip246entertainment72 жыл бұрын
Bruhhh EAT A BABY! I choked on my chipotle just now 😂😂😂
@HamboneSupafly2 жыл бұрын
"You have issues and you're a witch!" as I lay here without any eyebrows on 🤣
@fallingdowntoautumn24842 жыл бұрын
“MY HIGHT IS NOT YOUR PROBLEM!🤬” Are u sure about that
@TheAmiz62 жыл бұрын
7:27 imagine having your birthday ON Valentine's Day and working in hospitality 😭
@jkutiye872 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo Tory Lanez arrest record lists him as 5'3 and 120lbs 🙄😂😂😭😭😭
@jkutiye872 жыл бұрын
Purge, embezzle millions and change your life in one day. They can't take the money back the next day.
@ingrid94432 жыл бұрын
"I think I've seen all of them." "Why?" 😂😂😂😂😂
@christieperpignan85222 жыл бұрын
Haitian parents do that too they send you to Haïti as punishment. 😂
@crescentedwards8512 жыл бұрын
As for the baby thing, the feeling that something is cute comes from the same place in the brain as anger lol
@melanniefacal5941 Жыл бұрын
FUCKING PAUSE 😭🤣 the way he said “been there , I WANTED TO WAT A BABY BEFORE 🤣😭😭😂🤣🤣🤣” 9:28 so quick YOURE SO FUCKING CUTE
@nadiel422 жыл бұрын
Is it fingers day? Nah it's HANDS DAY 👊👋👊👋👊
@b4ileysinterlude2 жыл бұрын
The way James’ jaw dropped at 5:45 is killing me 😭😭
@spencerchoi32562 жыл бұрын
9:20 James let the intrusive thoughts win
@leilaikusura49042 жыл бұрын
You two are very beautiful 😍😍😍 and the laugher is infectious. I just now started following y'all. I love it so much. Hilarious
@victoriaakpawan7920 Жыл бұрын
Caught myself saying "yeah yeah yeah"!!! I am screaming at myself in my mind because I never liked it when people did it, now i can't stop!!! Y'all doing things ❤❤
@beewest57042 жыл бұрын
Its funny seeing my brother & cousin having a conversation. They are both 5'9 & so used to looking down when talking to ppl. So during their conversation they would automatically look down then remember they are the same height.
@kurtishacharlery2 жыл бұрын
Been waiting on this notification 🙌🏿 listener from 🇱🇨
@stayawayfromthewoke34122 жыл бұрын
Wheres that🤣🤣
@sandy00960 Жыл бұрын
@@stayawayfromthewoke3412 st lucias
@TroubleszDesii2 жыл бұрын
You guy's are HILARIOUS ! & the laughs make it so much better
@itsgreatness072 жыл бұрын
These guys have waaay too much fun and I love it!!! 😭😭😭😭😭
@AmyAndreaBeautyBlog2 жыл бұрын
Dangerous drinking tea while watching you two 🤣🤣🤣
@brooklynnturner45882 жыл бұрын
8:35 Once I got into college me and my friend had to study dreams and nightmares 😂cause we knew we was goin out and we couldn’t get caught lackin mumbling and shit not out Jersey RIGHT NEXT TO PHILLY🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️👀
@Queenblessful Жыл бұрын
I know a friend brother that when on so called vacation with the family and he was left there, he was smoking weed and thought he was one of his crazy friends. Came back six years later, completely changed in a positive way with more common sense 😂😂😂😂
@dsolomon25 Жыл бұрын
The "Run it back"! had me lmaoooo.. how am I only now catching up...
@dejavu19482 жыл бұрын
Love from Trinidad 🇹🇹 😆
@dejavu19482 жыл бұрын
@Karice Cupid honestly 🤣 it's chaos here 💀
@kenyarobertson13542 жыл бұрын
@@dejavu1948 as a native trinidad is not a real place🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dejavu19482 жыл бұрын
@@kenyarobertson1354 ik, I'm from Trinidad living in Trinidad 🤣
@kenyarobertson13542 жыл бұрын
@@dejavu1948 awesome. Where u from
@dejavu19482 жыл бұрын
@@kenyarobertson1354 South
@VG19319 Жыл бұрын
3:46 the fact that James said the Purge movies were pointless 👍🏾✊🏾
@jessicaghattas6388 Жыл бұрын
10:19 my North African mother threatens to take me back to Egypt if I misbehave all the time😭😭😭
@tiffanyjohnston33782 жыл бұрын
Could listen/watch you guys everyday yous are so funny and easy on the eye 🤤🤤
@amahlegumede29672 жыл бұрын
These guys are the best to listen to especially when working
@sharirey24 Жыл бұрын
Finding out about James’ Trini connection like rayyyyyyy!!!! 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹
@seancantu9412 жыл бұрын
you're looting, and low key providing shooters with moving target practice. That's real team work
@marlisahrens2 жыл бұрын
Equating the purge to the fast and furious franchise is a SIN. Do better James 😂
@dougla9112 жыл бұрын
My birthday is on a public holiday so there’s no work… but nowhere fun is opened either 😐
@riyannaflores40742 жыл бұрын
was screaming recollection at the screen then he said recall and i was furious to say the least
@Welcome2w0nderlandx2 жыл бұрын
Bruhhhh I don't even WANT kids why tf are my ovaries SCREAMINGGGGG at them talking about cuteness aggression 😂😂😂😂
@justmelolli46832 жыл бұрын
Worked on my 21st went in still drunk. Joys of working with kids they didn't notice 😂
@blaackberry Жыл бұрын
That one about the purge is sooo true! I'd be stealing Cars bruh! At the Amazon fulfillment center grabbing packages EVERYTHING! Killing would not be on my list 😆
@heyyitszey2 жыл бұрын
"Scurried past us" 😂😂🤣 plss dfkm
@ninapop821 Жыл бұрын
The last prudge they dgaf and said "Fck 12hrs. Its 24/7 Bishes!" 🤣
@tama95602 жыл бұрын
You two make the one perfect guy 😜. I’m loving the shorts.
@just_living_2 жыл бұрын
Elaborate plz 💀😭
@loveschile7339 Жыл бұрын
Facts!
@jaybabypyt Жыл бұрын
@@just_living_no fr cuz HUH?
@asyiantv37232 жыл бұрын
😂😂my guy said you’re a witch 😭😭
@bin4518 Жыл бұрын
"We're - going - bowling!" 🤣
@patienceRachel2 жыл бұрын
I actually never thought about the fact that our African parents use the countries we're from as punishment. Just madness
@MikeNMash2 жыл бұрын
My birthday is 6 days before Christmas. My new job stated that no holiday a can be taken in December if you haven't booked it off before 18 of November....I started on the 19th
@fabibibine2 жыл бұрын
Something about seeing his 32 teeth just makes me happy 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣🤣
@sophieelizabeth37772 жыл бұрын
“Soz bruh” 😂😂😂
@SED8official Жыл бұрын
I've started saying "that's jokes" and my family have no idea what it means
@TheMembere2 жыл бұрын
I knew I could see Nigerian attributes in Fuhad😂😂😂
@ml07 Жыл бұрын
4:25 James!! Listen here okay some of us need to finish a series we start okay Don’t judge us 😂
@lisavambe64822 жыл бұрын
Maan I cant get over Fuhad with a fresh trim 😊😊
@bandilenzimande52532 жыл бұрын
Question about patreon, if my currency isn't Pounds, will my subscription payment fluctuate based on the exchange rate?
@whois.aseyori2 жыл бұрын
unfortunately yes😭
@cassandramuthleb24862 жыл бұрын
If it's the US dollar, it's about $3.60/month or 12 cents/day. Still a phenomenal deal.😉
@jonjocarroll95522 жыл бұрын
These clipped videos are the best 😂
@killabean3906 Жыл бұрын
Trinidad be wilding asf 🤣 😂 😭
@Azze__982 жыл бұрын
Omg the eat a baby comment is so me 😂😂😂 glad its not just me 😂
@martellspringfield699 Жыл бұрын
My boys got the SpongeBob and Patrick colors goin on 😂😂😂
@marcinp37582 жыл бұрын
From what I remember James always had Jokes 🤣🤣🤣🤣 boys doing big bits 👊👊
@MissLoba1969 Жыл бұрын
The height lie is the most flabbergasting to me, you think when we meet I’m not gonna notice???? Automatic walk away
@prettyinpinky5937 Жыл бұрын
Lol and that’s why I don’t use filters. My man knew exactly what he was getting
@gigisamanjo Жыл бұрын
On my birthday I go to the office to have cake and leave. I really don't work
@RobbieNeal-q7z2 ай бұрын
Light work and fuhad says I’ll bounce him of the fridge 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@yezzer13 Жыл бұрын
I’m gunna start telling girls they’ve got issues and are witches 😂😂😂 thanks for prepping me for my next argument 💀💀🤣🤣
@KingDanyo Жыл бұрын
These are SENDING MEEE!
@ryoukuurahquazah.92612 жыл бұрын
Going to work on your birthday (Unless you desperately need the money) Is torture on crack. Edit. Hold up man is from Trinidad Getting sent here might be the only punishment your not coming back from Living here is like eating razorblade ice cream or drinking gravel soup.
@Nicol3c872 жыл бұрын
At 3:45 when they start talking about the Purge I’m would literally learn how to hack and erase my debt, transfer money in everyone’s accounts
@leslie35502 жыл бұрын
The Purge movies are terrible! It was a good idea but so bad!
@MeccaLegal Жыл бұрын
Knowing James has Trini heritage explains so much.
@shortsweet85632 жыл бұрын
I have never worked on my bday in the last 7 yrs (at my current Job) unless it falls on a holiday (memorial day) and I want that holiday pay lol! But we also get one personal holiday a year too, which I save for my bday, so I usually do my whole bday week off (use that vacay pay/time) so either way I get paid! 😌🤷🏾♀️😁🤣🤣
@sanayajones6401 Жыл бұрын
YOU ARE FROM TRINIDAD OMGGGGG this is such a nice thing to find out 😭
@xxaharaxx2 жыл бұрын
Can someone tell me what ”rags” mean? They keep sayin it
@ohdani85082 жыл бұрын
10:27 Shout Out to Trinidad
@iamahay Жыл бұрын
Purge movies and the series are all good! All slightly different premises. Need to get on it!
@TheKayleeanna Жыл бұрын
Fuhad: "Because you've got issues and you're a witch." 😩🤣😩😂😅