Twitter Hall Of Fame Returns!! | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

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Twitter Hall Of Fame Returns!!
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[@ashkode]

Googled Tory Lanez height, and his arrest report puts him at 5’3” so you’re spot on James 😂

[@segniabraham3053]

😭😭

[@rimahassan6719]

Now me picturing him with Meghan the Stallion 💀💀💀

[@Harmonious028]

Lolol I had to Google it too😅😅

[@ToeKnife166]

@@rimahassan6719 I need her to explain why she was with him

[@taliahcee1066]

I couldn't resist googling that too lol

[@martijackson2749]

I could never have said to my Jamaican Mum " I didn't ask to be born. " Her favourite quote was " I gave you life. I can take it away! " 🤣😭🤣

[@neptunianmystic]

“Having a BF is like having a slow son.” When I tell you I screamed 😂 the accuracy

[@SilkyC]

"Having a boyfriend is like having a slow son" That lil sound that came out of James' mouth - lmfao dead. Perfect reaction....what a tweet! OOF 5:49

[@nadiel42]

I feel for the women that can relate to that one 😂

[@jeremyboy2133]

Bro 😢 that shit made me laugh 😂😂

[@noeliyah6669]

🤣

[@allinaflutter6117]

I am still laughing at this one 😂

[@user-zd1tw8ze2e]

​0l

[@liselles9717]

Trini parents use Trinidad as punishment FOR SURE!!! I've seen it happen 🤣🤣

[@amzybabes193]

“I’ve wanted to eat a baby before” I was NOT READY 😫😫😂😂😂😂

[@smilingsenju61]

He said with HUNGER

[@karlandbarrett5045]

Was not ready, even with your comment

[@Th4t_guy_]

I went RIGHT DOWN lookin for one 😂

[@tishellefrancois7840]

Cuteness aggression is a real thing

[@joshuanuckolls2962]

I run into the same problem. I'm 6'7 and people just call me a liar until they meet me so ya'll gotta stop with this height lying thing you making me look bad when I'm ACTUALLY that height. Girl looking at me like a Titan from AoT like 🙃

[@josie1852]

As someone who is 6’3…. FACTS

[@olikah4667]

Not the Titan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@iGottakissU]

just lie and say yoy 6 foot then

[@ruthbromberg9068]

I guess my toxic trait is that I can relate to the "can't let him win" bit 😂

[@mickeymcfly4692]

Wow

[@ruthbromberg9068]

@@mickeymcfly4692 Lol it's just a joke

[@AnonAnon-ho1uc]

nah you are a messss

[@jayak8217]

I feel like you shouldn't be sleeping with someone if you don't want them to win in that way

[@kelvinenos]

“You’ve got issues and you’re a witch” Gaaaddddd🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nadegeedward457]

Because you have issues and your a witch" best line ever

[@melanniefacal5941]

FUCKING PAUSE 😭🤣 the way he said “been there , I WANTED TO WAT A BABY BEFORE 🤣😭😭😂🤣🤣🤣” 9:28 so quick YOURE SO FUCKING CUTE

[@jkutiye87]

Lmaooo Tory Lanez arrest record lists him as 5'3 and 120lbs 🙄😂😂😭😭😭

[@jkutiye87]

Purge, embezzle millions and change your life in one day. They can't take the money back the next day.

[@lin5766]

Found you guys on TikTok and been binging your vids hahaha🤩

[@dougla911]

My birthday is on a public holiday so there’s no work… but nowhere fun is opened either 😐

[@riyannaflores4074]

was screaming recollection at the screen then he said recall and i was furious to say the least

[@ml07]

4:25 James!! Listen here okay some of us need to finish a series we start okay Don’t judge us 😂

[@dejavu1948]

Love from Trinidad 🇹🇹 😆

[@dejavu1948]

@Karice Cupid honestly 🤣 it's chaos here 💀

[@kenyarobertson1354]

@@dejavu1948 as a native trinidad is not a real place🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dejavu1948]

@@kenyarobertson1354 ik, I'm from Trinidad living in Trinidad 🤣

[@kenyarobertson1354]

@@dejavu1948 awesome. Where u from

[@dejavu1948]

@@kenyarobertson1354 South

[@SED8official]

I've started saying "that's jokes" and my family have no idea what it means

[@jessicadoebaby]

the purge terrifies me as a woman 😰

[@ryoukuurahquazah.9261]

Going to work on your birthday (Unless you desperately need the money) Is torture on crack. Edit. Hold up man is from Trinidad Getting sent here might be the only punishment your not coming back from Living here is like eating razorblade ice cream or drinking gravel soup.

[@brooklynnturner4588]

8:35 Once I got into college me and my friend had to study dreams and nightmares 😂cause we knew we was goin out and we couldn’t get caught lackin mumbling and shit not out Jersey RIGHT NEXT TO PHILLY🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️👀

[@xxaharaxx]

Can someone tell me what ”rags” mean? They keep sayin it

[@MeccaLegal]

Knowing James has Trini heritage explains so much.

[@whos_that_pokemon]

If Tory' the shortest bruh James has seen, he'll be shocked is he goes to SA. Average height is 160 cm 😭😭😭

[@lesegombule7831]

literally😭😭😆😆

[@yezzer13]

I’m gunna start telling girls they’ve got issues and are witches 😂😂😂 thanks for prepping me for my next argument 💀💀🤣🤣

[@shortsweet8563]

I have never worked on my bday in the last 7 yrs (at my current Job) unless it falls on a holiday (memorial day) and I want that holiday pay lol! But we also get one personal holiday a year too, which I save for my bday, so I usually do my whole bday week off (use that vacay pay/time) so either way I get paid! 😌🤷🏾‍♀️😁🤣🤣

[@papasalvo]

I don't celebrate my bday at all but I do take off for it because it's very close to a holiday so I can sometimes make it a 3 day weekend and no one ever asks u questions when u take off for ur birthday

[@iamahay]

Purge movies and the series are all good! All slightly different premises. Need to get on it!

[@bin4518]

"We're - going - bowling!" 🤣

[@luluc8951]

I take off for my bday too. My bday is close to Christmas so, I need the whole week. 😄

[@mayawilliams4193]

im from baltimore , not knowing the lyrics to dreams and nightmares is not an option 😂

[@KingDanyo]

These are SENDING MEEE!

[@octoberbaby1422]

I've worked on my bday before, got tips galore, didn't mind working at all, until I started throwing up, and found out I was pregnant.

[@Udontwantthissmoke]

five mins in and i noticed fuhads hairline and could not stop staring at it

[@h.r.achirochan2241]

James ain't never lied thou!! To much time on your hands😮

[@JDStone-jg8cg]

Here’s the thing I get upset with the idea that I’m too immature to work on my birthday. Nah bro! I was responsible and saved my leave so I could take off.

[@ashleysamuel5292]

Come to TRINIDAD James!!!! 😂😂😂 ask your father which school he attended 🤭🤭

[@Ms_Anarchy]

The word you were looking for, is “recollection”

[@wurlycurlygirly]

IM NOW FINDING OUT JAMES IS FROM TRINIDAD?? No wonder I wanna fight him

[@emeralddream4428]

My daughter told me that she didn't ask to be born! I was so offended 😔

[@erinlefevre1]

My mom jokingly bet me to play the song "pop goes the weasel" at her funeral, thankfully she's still with me but I just might do it

[@darlenestratton4857]

OMG i have to work on my bday, and these are my thoughts!!!!

[@kadijadiallo1950]

I didn't even know there were purge movies. I thought 2 😅

[@vanessapacker3719]

I was chatting with my mate in the gum in between sets and a man said are you here to exercise or talk

[@spanishrussian]

There could be 20 fast and furious movies. They will all be great. Better than shawshank, titatic, scream, avatar, etc.

[@HerSecretOfficial]

Why do we want to destroy anything that’s cute 😭I’ve def wanted to squish my nephew bc he’s so adorable

[@f383niron2]

James at 5:49 🦭

[@tishellelara4280]

Oh being sent to Trinidad is so not a punishment at all its a holiday .

[@collinhazell4564]

Everybody who visited Trinidad wishes they'd stayed longer, I feel you mite have been the same

[@paulinehubbard1815]

I stay getting a 4 day weekend for my birthday lmao 🤣 thanks Labor Day

[@veimani]

That was like fast 6 when he died💀 I love fnf. My husband will watch movies so many times he know all the words to Friday

[@cherryh7963]

Just looked up Tory Lanez height... I see we have the same alter ego. I too am 5'3 weighing 150 and claim to be 5'7 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@natashacaldwell1996]

As a 5’4 girl. I swear short guys look shorter

[@Z_err]

I book the week off on my birthday week. I will carry on till the wheels fall of

[@vanessalewis1449]

There’s no point of working on your birthday! Lol!! You don’t get anything extra like a bonus. Yes halfway through the day you’re trying to figure out why you’re even there.

[@radhiadeedou8286]

If you own your business, you lose money by not working on your birthday. It's worth it if you really care about your birthday I guess

[@alleftchaosbehind2745]

THANK YOU FUHAD, I would loot too if there was a purge. Like “when this is over, there is still 364 days of poverty” I’m just sayin.

[@dalialarrier2339]

No wonder James behaves like a Trini red man , he got the connection with here .

[@cocomo3141]

... I mean batman powerless but with a bunch of money..

[@ThatBlackGirlMagic]

Had chicken, jacket potatoes and broccoli for dinner tonight... it's here but if you order garbage instead of other food, that's what you get. Lol

[@patienceRachel]

If the purge was real, Debenhams and superdrug would be empty by the time I was finished

[@ChullsterOG]

Funny you say that; I've dated a witch with issues.

[@pascalomatsone2620]

Anime recommendation for you guys: Fairy Tale.

[@cryptickiller1283]

I work in my birthday and get moneys 😂 I SWEETEN it. Got lots of money

[@ambience45506]

My birthday is on the 1st of January, i am not going to be working on my birthday.

[@FitzgeraldTheGreat28]

“Recollection”🤭

[@devvstreetwear7009]

nah on a real how does the joker just take hits

[@alleftchaosbehind2745]

Me: who is Tory Lanez I had to look up who Tory Lanez is. Me: still don’t know em🤷🏽‍♀️oh well.

[@leo84phoenix49]

Omfg the boyfriend/slow son fucking killed me lol! So accurate!

[@vespera9115]

Fuhad's parents wouldv'e had him in whitesands innit?💀

[@jamesmcv]

These segments are made by Fuhad's way of reading the tweets and James off the cuff reactions. Can't put my finger on it, but damn it's funny.

[@dontdrinkmilkhere]

Girls, they found out we can shapeshift... :D

[@edenmonro7063]

Ive worked a few birthdays. My birthday this year was my 21st and I worked it. My bosses forgot and ran out an got me a cake mid shift (hospitality worker too)

[@stephanyrosales2182]

The baby comment is actually called cuteness aggression, where when you see something so cute you want to squeeze it till it's eyes pop out. It's super common for very compassionate, empathetic people.

[@jaklin225]

I have this with mu cat 🤣

[@allaallan9304]

@@jaklin225 literally me with my kitten 😂😂😂😂

[@jordanjones6978]

I say this all the time so cute I wanna squeeze it to death 🥴😅

[@Qveenshxt]

@@iMsOiNsO nah my poor baby sister and also my niece had to deal with TEETH! I cant resist biting them cheeks! I *would* eat a baby!

[@iMsOiNsO]

@@Qveenshxt omg yesss they are just too adorable 🥹🥹🥹🤣

[@iamahay]

James doesn’t have time for a few Purge movies, but watches MasterChef and The Office 🤣

[@esthernwosu7406]

This is literally the most bingable podcast 🤣 Good vibes and quality content love you guys

[@zaniyyahjacobs2499]

If there was a Purge I'd forgive my student loans, hack into the health care database and give myself free health care for life, rob a bank so I can pay for grad school and live comfortably.

[@beewest5704]

Also gets some luxury cars.

[@Sonturist]

Go into a house and tell everyone to get out 😂

[@tomialagbe739]

If there was a purge I would undo all of this because I hate to see people win

[@arlenecherono8527]

​@@Sonturist 🤣 not get out

[@cintaminbunny]

Right, idk why all the people in the movies want death. I'm just robbing everything.

[@matt_dogg_6006]

"I'd be in Nigeria sooner than later" 🤣🤣🤣

[@nadiel42]

Is it fingers day? Nah it's HANDS DAY 👊👋👊👋👊

[@thattrinidadian3209]

I’ve been watching these guys for SO long and I did not know James was part Trinidadian! 😭 My lil crush just got so real 🥹😍 Heeeeeeey Jamesss

[@queen_spades420]

Samee

[@tracypeebles9362]

I’ve watched them so much I’m starting to say some of their sayings 😂😂 much love

[@chilumbamubanga6230]

Relatable!!! I basically walk around screaming “ faaammmm” 😂😂😂

[@Queenlene0710]

Same! Things i aint never heard in America and here i am, accent and all😅

[@Sonturist]

I now have a full posh accent 😂😂😂

[@kikiflamingo2409]

James out here violating like he’s not watched trolls 😂

[@maygem8005]

I'm first generation Canadian from West Indian Parents - Jamaica and Trinidad - and believe me going to boarding school in Jamaica was a common threat among my fellow first generation West Indians

[@nyjello]

Samee, they had me looking up the boarding schools in JA and picking one for myself. They only backed off when they thought I actually wanted to go back home w/o them

[@DontBeezHater]

My mom actually sent my little sister to Trinidad 💀

[@AnaïsAlmara]

I'm Somali and it's a common threat to be sent back to Somalia for us diaspora Somalis if we were to step out of line or bring dishonor to the family 🥲

[@zkarmali93]

Need a whole episode of Twitter Hall of Fame 🤣

[@JadePrivett]

I’m sorry but Fuhads reaction after James said “I’ve wanted to EAT a BABY before” so calmly was everything 😂😂😂😂

[@angela1504]

I’m Haitian and the parents DID send my youngest sister to Haiti to straighten her out! She was running around with these white kids that are little hooligans, staying out late after school (age 13!), going to friends houses for sleepovers without advising the family, and the worst thing of all to a black parent, talking back. She got shipped off as soon as summer school was over!

[@xamdaxamda]

And did that help? My two younger siblings were shipped to Kenya when they did similar things as your little sister.

[@angela1504]

@@xamdaxamda It did surprisingly!

[@arlenecherono8527]

​@@xamdaxamda lol I'm Kenyan and I live here... Did it help?😂

[@boomboxblaster8742]

Biting them dogs and cats huh?

[@kathymassrour3941]

Sending you to your country as a form of punishment” we all have been there !!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@cassandramuthleb2486]

This is the first video I've seen Fuhad's legs in shorts and while James has great legs, Fuhad's legs are OMG gorgeous! Thanks for the eye candy each week!

[@Benjamin-si4bg]

Tf

[@amandagarnett4542]

I think you were thinking of “ recollection“ maybe I’m wrong but I’ll put it here anyway 🤷‍♀️😅 Thanks for all the content guys, you guys are so fun to laugh with 🙌

[@amandabolden3172]

Was thinking the same thing.?

[@PsychicLarry]

When you’re that short, you’re not walking - you’re scurrying.

[@shopper4483able]

🤣🤣😭

[@DaddyWarlocks]

You dont leave, you run along.

[@abiola33]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@catarinaaxo]

My parents used to use Portugal as a punishment, my entire childhood 😂 straighten up, real quick. Those vegetables I didn’t wanna eat? Eaten in a matter of mins 😂

[@TheLilyMustang]

I am highly offended by the Fast and Furious comment. I will go to marathon of Fast and Furious at a theatre and I don’t like wearing pants

[@christieperpignan8522]

Haitian parents do that too they send you to Haïti as punishment. 😂

[@leilaikusura4904]

You two are very beautiful 😍😍😍 and the laugher is infectious. I just now started following y'all. I love it so much. Hilarious

[@fallingdowntoautumn2484]

“MY HIGHT IS NOT YOUR PROBLEM!🤬” Are u sure about that

[@soph11_]

The second "Witch" came out of Fu's mouth I crumbled 🤣🤣💀💀😭

[@Straight_up_sav]

Never worked my birthday and never fucking will. You gotta celebrate something in life man!! You have Xmas & your birthday like come on. I want triple pay ! If I am!

[@crescentedwards851]

As for the baby thing, the feeling that something is cute comes from the same place in the brain as anger lol

[@TheAmiz6]

7:27 imagine having your birthday ON Valentine's Day and working in hospitality 😭

[@drip246entertainment7]

Bruhhh EAT A BABY! I choked on my chipotle just now 😂😂😂