Shuler King - A Crackhead Called The Cops On A Crackhead!!!

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[@tammyfranklin9735]

Not "I wanna rock right now!" Apparently, "it takes two to make a thing go wrong."

[@kynathomas4809]

Good one! 😉

[@tanikawashington8246]

Lol

[@mrsescobedo6164]

😂😂

[@troybrown8830]

Nice

[@SONJASAVEDBYGRACE]

🤣

[@SC-xf3mz]

"Crackhead A and Crackhead B"🤣😂🤣

[@raritystar1232]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@raritystar1232]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CeciEess]

Took me oooouuuuuut 😂

[@delmarichardson8789]

I know right? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@soniapinkney1342]

I Kno !! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@oohwhathappened]

*”What in the I Wanna Rock Right Now” 🥄🔥*

[@katrinalivingston2004]

😂😂😂😂

[@terribrown4683]

🤣😂

[@josephcooper8668]

Nichole Mayes 😂😂😂😂

[@latoshadennis7730]

Girrrrrl stop! 🤣🤣🤣

[@livefromtheground7274]

Sadly I knew exactly what he meant. Rob Base and nem. Lol

[@kellys.4356]

I wish we could hear that 911 call 😜

[@MRSANN2010]

I swear 😫😫😫

[@QueenBrooks8]

I wish I could hear the 911 too!!😵😵☹️☹️🤪🤪

[@Candice144]

Yess!!!!

[@anniacopeland8321]

Omg yessss 💀💀💀😭😭😭😭

[@mariawhitehead8685]

I would pay to hear that 🤣

[@EmorettaRobinson]

As a former Floridian I'm so glad that the article didn't start with "Two Florida Men".

[@lindathomas6707]

Emmoretta Robinson ... 👏👏👏 As a current Floridian , I was holding my breath 😅🤭 !

[@sunnymarie2060]

I just KNEW it was the sunshine State

[@lindathomas6707]

@@sunnymarie2060 I was worse than Angela Bassett , I couldn't wait to exhale 😄 !

[@sunnymarie2060]

@@lindathomas6707 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jackiechappell4415]

Linda Thompson 👍🤪👍🤪👍🤪👍🤪

[@flowerlm47]

This must be where the saying “Dumb as a rock!” comes from! 🤣🤣🤣

[@elizstew8815]

Right!!!😂😂😂

[@sharliengreen7763]

O lawdy!!😂😂😂😂

[@stpaulfinest7197]

Dumb as multi color rocks.

[@mrw4733]

Nice one

[@lovelyblackbutterfly2515]

🤣🤣😂🙃🙃🙃

[@nbatruthbelief8500]

"You forgot you doing something illegal"👌😄😄😄

[@evolved93]

*When "passing the rock" goes wrong...*

[@kahponeboneruthlessrecords356]

Lol

[@louisejones6239]

😂😂😂😂

[@shawnteemorrison8136]

🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

[@ronaldrice2936]

😂🤣

[@theresatate9102]

😅😅

[@prncssdiva20]

911: What’s your emergency? Crackhead: I bought some crack and my buddy is smoking too much. 911: You sure you want to go with that?

[@katrinalivingston2004]

😂😂😂

[@sabrinachavers6548]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rebekahharper1447]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rebekahharper1447]

Shemiah

[@evolved93]

HELP! MY ROCK GOT STOLEN!

[@tiffanylynettepaskel9744]

Don't nothing surprise me at all no more

I’m saying🤦🏾‍♀️This is insane!

[@aravianewton5505]

Nope nothin these days you got that right.😕

[@dc7236]

NOTHING!

[@pearleepiggue5192]

@Lynette Paskel, It’s that sad the state the World is in today ? 😧😮😳

[@mztonigeminiqueenwashingto6370]

What in the I wanna rock right now is going on here?😂😂😂😂Shuler makes my day...

MzToni Gemini Queen Washington Lol

[@josephcooper8668]

MzToni Gemini Queen Washington 😂😂😂

[@LaTeeTee0125]

Agreed!!🤣🤣🤣

[@sunshinemarie3550]

Louisiana rob base 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😂😂😂😂now that’s 😁

[@joannlewis3559]

Well, everybody has to protect their investment.

[@sugat9012]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@lindathomas6707]

I don't think this is what Rob Base meant when he said : I wanna "rock" right now 😭😂 😭 !

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

You mean Rob Basehead! lmao

[@lindathomas6707]

@@manuginobilisbaldspot424 LMBO 🤣😅😂 ! They had "Rocks" for brains !

[@gweneshajennings7095]

I just hollered!!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@lindathomas6707]

@@gweneshajennings7095 😂😂😂😂

[@brendaholliday6866]

This is the reason why they refer to drugs as dope because you would have to be a "dope" to use it in the first place, period!

[@josephcooper8668]

Brenda Holliday 👌👍

[@noslik4527]

Dope means cool

[@mzleelee2010]

Smoke weed everyday😂😂😂✌

[@freedomringshome4984]

Is this Southfield, Michigan? They probably got arrested for not "social distancing". 😷😷😷

[@cuteusagi]

I was just wondering that tooo! I was like oh lord, whats going on in Southfield right now LOL

[@glammagurl572]

Yeah it was SMH

[@ladonnacooper9940]

Gotta be

[@blackwidow2134]

I was wondering the same damn thing 😂 I used to live in Kalamazoo

[@bigsiscandice8818]

Damn not Southfield, MI

[@cupcakecutie1518]

I remember as a child adults always told me to stay in class and get my education I'm so glad I listened.

[@lindasimpson6740]

After living through the crack epidemic, watching families destroyed, the destruction that took a hold of a lot of communities , but I am glad Shuler spoke about it. Never forget what drugs will make you do.Dumb s### everytime. Thank you.

[@Dr.Sharron]

I can't believe people are still doing drugs. Crack is serious. Kill A Messenger movie told how crack was put in our neighborhoods.

[@captainawesome4983]

They need to find some friends that like to share ✌🏽🤩 don’t hide it, divide it..

[@mrsescobedo6164]

😂😂😂

[@SONJASAVEDBYGRACE]

🤣

[@captainawesome4983]

۵Saved By Grace۵ Saved by Grace!! Indeed 🙏🏽😌 your KZbin handle is brilliant 💜

[@SONJASAVEDBYGRACE]

@@captainawesome4983 🤗 thanks

[@cardiac711]

😂😂😂😂Shuler you came out swinging " I wanna rock right now"😂😂😂 That Rob Base jam was fire. Now I gotta KZbin it.

[@Temika33]

When getting more than your share goes wrong 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@frankem4837]

*911 what's your emergency* My friend taking all my crack... 😞🤭

[@SONJASAVEDBYGRACE]

🤣☠️

[@sugat9012]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shuggaD]

☺️😂😂This made my day. I been so down this week with stress!!!!

[@annettedorsey9364]

Where is Judge Mathis🤣🤣🤣

[@latoniay.hendry4614]

They must be related to the 2 that were trapped in the closet for 2 days....just say NOOOOOOOO!

[@lisawebb6083]

Shuler staying busy in these Quarantine Days. 🤠🤣😂🤣😂👍🔥

[@m.w4397]

So true

[@bryanthumphries9037]

Never get high on your own supply ( RIP BIGGIE )

[@innerthoughts6057]

I think NWA said it first

[@Omoloya1]

Nope. "Scarface" and every dope dealer forever.

[@marvelousmel7879]

Elvira: "Rule #2: Don't get high on your own supply." Frank Lopez: "Right. Don't get high on your own supply. But not everybody follow the rules." Then Frank looks at Elvira like, "You damn hypocrite. #Scarface

[@covertLLC]

The Coronavirus didn't affect the drug game at all... These fools are high out of their minds. LOL🤣🤣 You should never be too high to not understand that you cant call the police because someone stole your crack.

[@veronicakrmn2457]

😂😂

[@23redcomet]

PREACH!!!🎯💯💯👍👍👏👏😂✔

[@heathertea2704]

Are they RELATIVES of "TRAPPED in UNLOCKED closet" Floridians? 😄

[@lindathomas6707]

Heather Tea ... Lmbo 😅😭 😂😭 Probably , I'm just glad these fools AREN'T from Florida , cause we can't take another "Hit" this soon 😭😭 !

[@destinyshae07]

Its still funny... trapped in an unlocked closet 🤣🤣🤣

[@shogun8dchosen172]

And nobody got hurt because they were too high to fight smh

[@lindathomas6707]

Shogun8 Dchosen1 ....😄😆😁😃 They were stuck in an unlock closet for two days 😂😭😂😭 !

[@waltergoodwin8683]

This whole situation is crscked.

Ba dum bum tsk!

[@jackiechappell4415]

Hey u Go--Walter. Lmao. 👍👍👍🤪🤪🤪

[@deniserutherford9250]

I want to rock right now 🤣🤣🤣 Crackhead A vs Crackhead B... Lord I can't with this one... 🤣🤣🤣

[@andreaher4567]

I love 💘 all ur videos. They make me smile 😃 inspite of. Healthcare workers are struggling now.

[@rabbitcutie2004]

All the time 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@stephanieoni7804]

Say no to crack, it kills the brain cells...Free Mr. Clark! Free Mr. Clark! 😄😄😂😂

[@c0005]

I WANNA ROCK RIGHT NOW!!!! I Think that's my favorite intro by far 😂💯😍

[@babydfromthebeach]

Man where do you find these clips lol too funny

[@tbyrdrandom]

"You know you high when you call the police to settle a drug dispute!" 😂🤣🤣

[@ericawilson6822]

You (crack) me up Shuler.🤣🤣😂😂

[@boots1913]

Omg!! You are killing me😂🤣😂🤣. Thank You Sooo much for the good laughs.. Love ❤️ ya Shuller

[@rebekahharper1447]

"Children hold on to your dreams"

[@ms.m.murphy3453]

I'm Rob Base and I came to get down. I'm not internationally known, but I'm known to rock the microphone🎤🎶!!! I tried out to mascot in 9th grade and made it to THIS SONG!!!!

[@rogeriomaria2496]

911: What’s your emergency? Crackhead: I bought some crack and my best friend is smoking all my crack. 991: Your address please...?

[@billybonez4293]

Please....do not do the drugs.

[@lstyle3210]

"I wanna rock right now" 😂

[@christophergregory1]

I can’t do nothing but laugh my azz off!😂😂😂😂😘😘😂😂😂😂

[@tammiehardeman1843]

You mister shuler king have made my day 😂

[@heathertea2704]

🎶I wanna ROCK RIGHT NOW. I'm Rob BASE 💀..."🎶 😭👏😭👏😭

[@MagaBeorch]

I would live to hear that 911 call! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@brendawilliams3420]

Seriously people need to stop doing drugs!!! This is stupid funny!!!😂😂

[@MsAngelvoice1]

Why did I immediately envision the Pookie and prom queen scene in New Jack City..lol

[@josephcooper8668]

MsAngelvoice1 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MsAngelvoice1]

@@josephcooper8668 ikr...lol

[@josephcooper8668]

MsAngelvoice1 speechless

[@windlillylawson3944]

Really?!! How did they think it was going to end 😂😂

[@shogun8dchosen172]

What in the Night of the living baseheads is going on

[@activewalker9737]

He basically stitched on himself 😂😂😂

[@Yvonnexoxo]

That crackhead voice tripped me out!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤😱😱

[@veronicakrmn2457]

YES 😂😂😂

[@stephanibarrow5192]

Hahaha where I live a weed dealer went to the police station and made a report that someone stole his bag of weed.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣true story he was crying telling the cops he just bought his stash and hid it and somebody came and stole his stash🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ninodean8099]

STAY AWAY FROM THE DRUGS

[@michaelfranklyn5660]

U need a show on Netflix or somewhere!..❤️❤️🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲..thank u for what u do brotha,u keep me laughing!..😂😂😂😂🇯🇲🇯🇲

[@heathertea2704]

MUST be "Gator" & "Tyrone Biggums." 😄😝😄

[@wassupg3037]

Pookie fighting his girl again ova a rock ..😂😭🤣😂...”It be calling me, I jus gotta go to it”..po pookie..😂😭🤣

[@rickyparrish8310]

Don't you know the operators and police officers had a good laugh 😂😂😂😂

[@Alimaway]

Police show up: We got a 911 call what's going on? Crackhead: My buddy smoking all the crack. Police: You know what? Both of you are under arrest for smoking crack and for not social distancing. Whatever you say... Crackhead: So what does that mean? Crackhead B: Dumbass we going to jail. Crackhead A: So we cant smoke in there?

[@pamelamcdaniel819]

Ummm officer,can we get a cell next two the people who was trapped in the closet for two days? I think we got something in common!

[@josephcooper8668]

Alima Wilson 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Alimaway]

@@pamelamcdaniel819 Now they trapped in the cells huh?

[@earlenecarson395]

Alima Wilson 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dorethacollins2780]

🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@beverleymiddleton6120]

Now I have heard everything, Mr. King. Love from the old white lady in the U.K.

[@D8922]

I flat lined....effects of 2020 😂😂😂

[@glammagurl572]

SMH wouldn't this be right outside Detroit,... we always on the map for something that's ridiculous they shouldn't have even posted that🤨

[@rabbitcutie2004]

All the time 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@glammagurl572]

@@rabbitcutie2004 we have way more serious things going on than somebody printing an article about a crackhead dispute that is so embarrassing whoever wrote that article needs to be slapped

[@josephcooper8668]

Glamma Gurl 😂😂😂😂

[@NoOneImportant42]

Right is right and wrong is wrong… Accountability is accountability. Nobody safe.

[@bodiesofgloryfitness846]

"This is your brains on drugs."lol!😅😅😅

[@rosemaryporter5116]

Crackhead A and Crackhead B......I cant with you Sir....This is crazy.

[@Mrs.Lina313]

I'm from Michigan I didn't hear about this🤣 my friend lives in Southfield

[@victorianelson4878]

Shuler is too silly. That scene in "Lean on me" is hilarious.

[@aliciapinard9933]

911 needs yo put this call viral😂😂😂😂

[@qckdg175]

That crackhead impression took me clean out!!!

[@MelP3121]

I wanna rock right now🎶🎼😂😂😂😂

[@sharonjerseygirl3682]

Crack is Whack when you call ☎ the po po & snitch on your friend!!!😂😂😂

[@josephcooper8668]

Sharon jersey girl 😂😂😂😂😂

[@funnyblooperreels7135]

In the words of Ms. Whitney Houston. "Crack is Whack!"

[@TanyaP822]

The Adventure of Pookie n Ray Ray..in the Hood.

[@tameikadansby9042]

What possible defense can these fools have. The public defender is going to need to be high to even try to defend this one.

[@smartnsavi]

I need an HBO Special with Shuler King headlining.

[@bettygraves2400]

Lov. U. SHURLER. Never a dull moment with. U

[@athenarockett3088]

Thank you sir

[@loveystar78cloud46]

Just another day in paradise.

[@FATillery]

This is one of the funniest videos he has published. A crackhead calling the police on another crackhead for smoking too much crack. You can't make up stuff like this...

[@lindahill7072]

Listen, I have 18 years CLEAN AND SOBER. And thank God, for my life. Listen.. I have done that. HOMEBOY DID NOT want to give me ANY More. So, I hid in the bushes, and called the POLICE. HOMEBOY dropped his stash, got arrested, put in the squad car, and went to jail. THAT NIGHT, I SOLD HALF, AND SMOKED the rest. Lord, please forgive me, but it's the truth. I'M sorry. 18 YEARS AGO.

[@63freebird]

Bro that imitation of a crack addict sounded like Smokey from the PJs 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@marisolmayo4772]

Lmao 😂 I can only picture this scene 😂

[@eboniaustin7648]

Speechless 😶 🤣🤦

[@doingthangs1jones495]

Since you passing the pipe to slow,Imma call the laws on your ass!!!! lol

[@SONJASAVEDBYGRACE]

Lol

[@veronicakrmn2457]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SONJASAVEDBYGRACE]

☠️🤣

[@kameelahsalaam4553]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 "I W A N N A R O C K R I G H T N O O O W!!!" (in my Lil' Daryll voice) 😭 I can't wit you, Shuler! 😂

[@lordredgod7544]

These are the guys who write all the signs that are mispelled😂

[@veronicakrmn2457]

Aahahaha

[@tinamichelle6969]

Jealousy is as cruel as the grave. Lol!! You better give me my crack!!

[@missbrown2041]

PASS PUFF PASS PUFF PASS PUFF PASS PUFF .... I SAID PASS WHAT THE ??? WAIT !!! YOU DONE SMOKED IT ALL ???... I"M CALLIN THE PO PO !!!

[@iriswebb3216]

I heard a case like this while serving on Grand Jury, except the homeowner shot and killed the guest. This must happen a lot!

[@MrAllpurposeHCG]

My guy you on point on how that conversation went down. I have seen this first hand. And we talking bout pebbles and they will argue to the point of no return

[@MzPCollins]

I wanna rock right nowwwwwwwww 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Beetwixt_N._Janeen2112]

"What in the... I wanna rock right now?!" I am beyond done, more like GONE 🤣🤣

[@sharonsmalls6846]

I saw a video where a woman called the police on her dealer about her special cookies. The police were in disbelief.

[@lisamack9504]

🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️😆😆😆 Shu said “spend your quarantine however you want to” 🤣🤣🤣 “nevermind” 🤣🤣🤣

[@catastrophic8380]

NO NOT THE "ROB BASE" ON THEM 😳😳

[@lindathomas6707]

Lawd a mercy this "cracks" me up 😅😂 ! Don't they know "Crack killed Apple Jack" and you shouldn't throw stones , while smoking rock in a glass house 😭!

[@heathertea2704]

Linda MIC DROP🎤🎤🎤

[@lindathomas6707]

@@heathertea2704 👍😅😂😭

[@bigsiscandice8818]

🎵🎶 " Rock Rock Planet Rock Don't Stop" 🎵🎶

[@cynthiabridgers7915]

good morning dude you are hilarious thank you for the laugh to start the day

[@scientific_kisses2801]

They picked the wrong time to go to jail!!