Spotify Wrapped, George Santos Expelled - Arlington Drafthouse - Josh Johnson - Standup Comedy

[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

Hi Friends! Thanks for watching. Make sure to like and subscribe. Hasbrouck Heights NJ I am there Jan 5-6 tickets are available at www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour

[@devlinclark8566]

I live In Colorado .... man

[@alivia2458]

Do I have to pay for a ticket for my 5 month old baby?

[@DericusP]

"SNL" maybe?. I think so.

[@BrotherMag]

Great job with the heckler lady. Classy as always

[@rexr0b0twars80]

but like why were you going super saiyan in the thumbnail tho

[@user-ev4nu2uk8j]

Can we start a petition to get Josh as a host on the daily show...its kind of a no-brainer...

[@aileenquiroz4453]

Brilliant! Yes! Where do I sign?!

[@CajonesandCannolis]

omgggg right!! they have had CTG on twiiiice ugh 🤦‍♀️

[@wiljanhopeable]

Yes!! I agree

[@shondab3177]

Yes! Great idea!

[@tylerlopez1526]

He definitely goes beyond stand up.

[@jeffreybennett7246]

I’m a simple man. I see a new Josh Johnson set drop, and I immediately stop everything to watch it. He never misses lmao

[@MattHudsonAtx]

Hard same

[@STAYKineticLLC]

Me too!!!

[@michaelblount167]

I'm in!!

[@randyschwaggins]

You are mentally challenged

[@kafitty]

Facts. Appointment viewing for me currently.

[@ithinkimhipster502]

"This is what happens when a poor puts luxury in their mouth" That was brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!

[@chorean]

The hermes/versace recovery was epic

[@deenad3562]

Recovery? Do you really think he didn't know how to pronounce it?🤭

[@meat-hook]

He pronounced it right. The Greek god of mail or whatever. I assume this is like a rodeo with rednecks vs rodeo drive

[@BOOMNERD51]

He's so cool! Don't push it!

[@100samanthamarie]

@@deenad3562 Sure, why not? 😊 Lots of people don’t know how to pronounce Tijuana because they say aunt Juana, instead of the name of the city, even though they can clearly see there are only 2 A’s and not 3 A’s. Tia Juana - aunt Juana Tijuana- the city of Tijuana It’s possible he didn’t know. Lots of people can’t spell vacuum or raisin. Josh is actually pretty honest. It’s possible that someone else already had told him and maybe he pronounced it like that on purpose or maybe someone told him the correct pronunciation and he forgot. I’ll only believe him up to 99% because being 100% loyal to any politician, entertainer, or group just causes us to be blind hypocrites.

[@karinalumen9722]

@@deenad3562thats how I first pronounced it until some corrected me

[@its_sonoska]

Lmao that girls “sorry” was so sincere

[@KristineMaitland]

She must be Canadian. 😊

[@NkataM]

The Hermes and Versace part took the air out of my lungs. I have not laughed so hard at 6am in a long time 😂😅

[@undeniablySomeGuy]

Every comedian has different crowdwork, and I just love Josh's super casual style

[@mtbrecords1623]

lol I’m reading this comment at 6am

[@NkataM]

@@undeniablySomeGuy he is genuinely a nice guy and it is beautiful to witness

[@NkataM]

@@mtbrecords1623 and it brightens up your day. Have a great Monday mate 😁

[@kidiemokgope8227]

Someone once said my life is so dramatic, I can confidently say, not as much as Josh's life😂😂😂 This man the moment he goes outside, the universe decides to pull out wild cards

[@McKenzieBrown]

straight up. you gotta listen to his podcast where he tells more stories 😂

[@estherolawuyi4204]

😂😂😂😂​@shoesinmysoup

[@ummeiguess]

for real 😆 like how is he still walking and talking like a normal person? 🤣🥰🫠🙃

[@The_RealEstate_Shorty]

I was there that night! Josh was so hilarious. At the end of the show he took pictures and engaged with everyone there. Literally, the kindest, most humble person ever! Check him out if you get a chance!

[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

Thank you for coming

[@missytiffy87]

I am D Y I N G at the correction of Hermes pronunciation 😂😂😂

[@mitchellbonds766]

Josh, thats not even the worst "failed a driving test" I've experienced personally. When I was an instructor in Seattle, I had a guy blow clear through, straight over the top of a roundabout and over the other side, tearing up the undercarriage of the school car. He still asks at the end, "Did I pass?" So take heart, you could be worse.

[@ummeiguess]

😬🤯🤯😵‍💫😵‍💫

[@KOKO-uu7yd]

"Did I PASS?" 🤯😳🤯 That goes beyond hope, BEYOND confident, STRAIGHT INTO DELUSIONAL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RickGladwin]

My guy could have gotten embarrassed and defensive about the mispronunciation, but instead rolled it into a brilliant self-deprecating joke and had everyone even more on his side. Perfect execution. What a good dude.

[@alesamaa]

“you gotta pay for her real boyfriend to go to school” 😂😂

[@LauraGreeneMTC]

She was the nicest, most helpful heckler there ever was

[@cinemaocd1752]

The Hermes moment was golden and then he does the Ver-sase joke.

[@damienheath341]

How the hell does Josh only have 155k subscribers? That’s mind blowing it’s not more like 2mil.

[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

Share it til we get there 😂

[@wmmv2019]

456k now ❤

[@ummeiguess]

497 **i'ma call the fans Repeat Offenders 😂**

[@literallyjustgrass]

went 4x in 6 months thats pretty good

[@jasminjasminejazmin]

To be fair I just found all of his videos and I think more people will too

[@GlacialPlaint]

He could either be mispronouncing Hermes earnestly and just rolling with amazing improve, or he could be mispronouncing it on purpose. Every joke already locked and loaded, absolutely knowing someone would correct him. Both are equally impressive.

[@nickroland4610]

Hermes is, at least today, a mildly well-known Greek god of heralds, messaging, and humor. I'm sure us poors are more familiar with the god's pronunciation HER-meez than the fashion brand. It would be risky to fake pronounce words in a set you plan on repeating, as his followers would quickly catch on.

[@kingayy9267]

You're right: either he planned ahead or rolled with the punches and both are impressive. Josh is a smart guy!

[@xapokalypse]

I was thinking that he planned it ahead but either way it was absolutely hilarious lol

[@will7329]

His initial reaction of "are they mens?" rather than jumping in on the correction gave me the impression that he was not expecting it. But agreed, hilarious either way.

[@yvonnemp1398]

I was like, I know he didn't say herpes... but I don't do designer...😂😂

[@kimberlygorman584]

I love me some Josh Johnson! I have been watching him from the beginning and we are watching a rising star in real time!! He is a comedic genius! Thank you, Josh for bringing some laughter to my often depressing existence. God bless you!

[@reesetwist2290]

Since his young fro days. 😊

[@Sicaughtik]

I always loved his material but I can't believe the huge jump in both quality and quantity of his bits lately. He's on a whole nother level and I'm loving every minute of it.

[@maryrosekent8223]

Back before he was tall.

[@Passion84GodAlways]

@kimberlygorman584 - 🫂🙏🏾🤗

[@jc3m]

@@reesetwist2290before that! He had a shaved head first, unless I’m misremembering the hair trajectory incorrectly.

[@Not2day-Satan]

How is Josh not hosting the daily show atleast a week. Spotify wrapped intervention? Come on everybody.

[@ekdaufin1485]

At least a week..that’s what I was thinking!

[@lady2cherish]

Every since I discovered this talented young comedian, I have been binging every stand-up, podcast or whatever I see his name on. This guy actually has me laughing at all his stand-ups. Wishing him all the success he deserves in the industry! ❤

[@nerfherder4284]

When McConnell's flaps hit you in the face that be a "Mitch slap" 😂. You beamed it into my head ✌🏻

[@robins.9700]

"I wanna let u know that we did have to alert Eminem..." that line killed me bruh 🤣🤣

[@catharineorellana3522]

I see the name "Josh Johnson" & automatically hit "Like". I'm NEVER wrong!!!!

[@biancaleewilliams2308]

✋🏽 It’s Bianca. I enjoyed the show. Great atmosphere, audience, and table service. I’ll catch another show in 2024.

[@whispermason8052]

Did ypu fill put the comment card?

[@biancaleewilliams2308]

@@whispermason8052No but i spoke to josh at the end of the night at the beginning of Meet and greet. I’ll also leave a Google review. I am one of their top thousand commenters in the US.

[@alarcon99]

Where u the one that corrected the pronunciation of “Hermes”?

[@shafeena7247]

Lmaoo Oh my god, I would die of embarrassment and it wasn’t even that big of a deal

[@LevLuv12]

@@alarcon99 That's what i was wondering. 😂

[@zyssica]

Josh, the fact that you upload your shows every week brings me so much joy. I know this is probably not making you any money at all, which is why no other comedian does this, but you are just sharing this with us - for free!! As an audience we love you so much for it, it makes us so close to you and see you grow through all of your career, something that would be impossible to think of living so far away. Thank you for being so kind hearted ✨💞

[@sbang]

Rewatching this 6 months later and realizing that “I looked at the data…” has become a part of my vernacular and one of my favorite Josh deliveries!

[@aleilasouzza]

The joke about George Santos is so delicious to watch... I can taste it in my mouth. Thank you once again, Josh Johnson! 😆

[@nicholedowning8341]

I ran a red light taking my driving test and scared the instructor so bad that he told me he was passing me so I wouldn’t come back. Lol True story

[@alisaurus4224]

Oh man. I failed my first test because, at least in Texas, running a red is an automatic fail. It was a construction zone with no shoulder & the signs confused me 😭

[@thatonegirlelaine]

I'm a 55 year old woman, and Josh is in my top 3 faves! Love him!

[@SCSilk]

Don’t feel bad, Josh. I failed my drivers test on the first try. I forgot to take the parking brake off.

[@kategerry6162]

All the best fail on the first try! Me? Illegal left turn and epic fail parallel parking job, plus other stuff. I was sobbing when the driving instructor dropped me back off. They didn’t know what to do with me! I have no excuse my Dad used to be a driving instructor and spent time teaching me.

[@dennismitchell5276]

Speeding. I'd never been in a car where the driver followed the speed limit. Guess the test guy thought it was important. He was the only one I've ever met.

[@LlyleHunter]

I forgot to wear my glasses. I never noticed that they were required for me to drive on my permit because I never wore my glasses and didn’t see it on my permit so I wasn’t allowed to take the road test. Automatic failure.

[@taeloralexandria1338]

I ran a stop sign and tried to go left when he said make a right . 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

[@Dukie_2]

I turned the washer fluid and wipers on instead of the blinkers because I was nervous

[@athanatic]

The Santos Heist Joke is the best Santos joke I have ever heard not least because it is so right and I bet everybody wished they thought of that!

[@dextergray1670]

In a world of constant crowd work Josh is sharpening his actual set skills. Never wasting material just doing the work.

[@parlapierrot]

That Hermes bit was some god-tier trolling. I’m taking notes.

[@JoyStLouis-xm9wo]

Not Hermes! 😂😂😂 My word😅 God bless the MTA, Uber, Lyft and Logan Nielsen (IYKYK) Another stellar set my guy. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@shivanijoshi9252]

I was at the show live! It was great!! And they stayed back to take pictures with everyone which was really nice

[@luckypeanut9943]

Homie pumps out such consistently amazing material 💪 been wanting to see the santos jokes

[@SeaSpartan118]

The jokes, the crowd work, witty reactions, Josh is great!

[@kriswicks9128]

And literally all of his content is fresh! I was at one of the 5 or 6 shows he did at this venue, and I didn’t hear half of these jokes. Even his George Santos riffs had a lot of variation

[@BiglyChungus]

5:41 i knew one of those women wasnt gonna let him slide on “Hermees” 😂

[@SecretSquirrelDunDun]

I work next to the DMV in East Oakland and I've seen some things, haha. Once this test driver missed the turn into the DMV parking lot and managed to drive themselves and the DMV employee up sideways into the bushes 😂😂😂 The DMV dude managed to free themselves, threw their hands up and just walked back toward the building 😂😂😂

[@princessresinista9080]

I really wanted to go to the Arlington show but I was in the hospital having a baby I hope to see you guys next time! ❤❤❤❤

[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

Congratulations

[@princessresinista9080]

@@JoshJohnsonComedy Thank you!

[@MrAntoineglenn]

We’re witnessing the next big comedian of the future generation

[@jaythescientist333]

💯💯

[@floandcraigproductions]

I was at the live show on Thursday night! Great Show! This was my 1st time at the Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse. I will definitely be a regular!!!

[@biancaleewilliams2308]

DMV in the house representing 👊🏽

[@STAYKineticLLC]

I was there Thursday night too!! My first time at a comedy show, and i loved it! When I saw Josh was going to be in Arlington, I immediately got tickets...and the meet and greet was awesome

[@floandcraigproductions]

@@STAYKineticLLC I agree. Josh is such an amazing talent and down to earth! That will take him far! I'm from Shreveport, Louisiana and flew in from New Orleans for the show. DMV is awesome!

[@stephencamper7715]

This dude is like myself in another Black man. Fantastic to see comedy like this!!

[@randyschwaggins]

Why would you want to have sexual intercourse with black men ?

[@thebestcentaur]

Same here, fam

[@almister]

No one in the world has more original material than this man!

[@hayleyhellbound9513]

My first driving test I was 16, and the man told me to stop after the first thing, parallel parking. My dad then measured the cones I was told to park between, and it was shorter than the car I was testing in was long. One letter to the governor and a few months later and my drivers test was a nice lady who normally didn’t even do the test having me drive once around the block and nothing else lmao.

[@LegionOfWeirdos]

This guy is SO underrated. So prolific. Such a quick turnaround on new material. Great at improvising.

[@sabrina_504]

I’m rewatching this at 1:30am. 😂😂😂 I just burst into laughter. I thought I could hold it in since I’ve already seen it. I was wrong. My Honey is going to get me 🤦🏾‍♀️.

[@lalala1813]

This was genius 🤣 his inpromptu skills are unmatched

[@thebelligerentbostonian7524]

Good Lord, _how_ does this man not have a million followers already?! That driver's license story had me in freaking STITCHES 😂😂😂

[@awholelotofdoubting4880]

Yknow, I often kinda sit and silently enjoy a fun video, but I am in literal tears and out of breath just picturing this driving instructor having the kindness of his heart backfire in such an excruciatingly prolonged, mildly stressful way. Josh is a ridiculously talented comedian, and I'm just so glad I get to hear these stories told by someone who knows how to keep you engaged

[@deeyalafleur-moore7982]

I am cryyyyyyyiiiing....I love this guy! 😆😫😭🤣💜

[@whyamievendoingthis...]

Hilarious set. Your storytelling is just SO good. Thanks for sharing another set!

[@srscricket]

Driver's license probably the best joke all year really.

[@CertifiedBrokie]

The reason why I love Josh is he comes up with new material that is based on what’s happening right now. That is a crazy skill set. Love from London, get your ass over here and do a set. 🇬🇧👊🏾

[@evahinterlach6485]

Ok I have to confess that I have been binge watching his videos lately. He is just so damn funny, I can’t stop

[@JessicaC-x4v]

Yay! Josh Johnson video day! My partner and I gather round the laptop to giggle at your bits, and we cannot wait for you to stop by Seattle this Feb. Thank you so much!

[@Lipeng]

Don’t giggle at my bits, please.

[@jc3m]

Nooooo how did I miss when those tickets posted?? Portland and Seattle already sold out!

[@DarkHarlequin]

He's gotten real good at rolling with the punches from the audience 🥰😁

[@willsx2]

Every bit of this was hysterical 🤣

[@mervynstephens2808]

I spat my coffee out at Hermes’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@devlinclark8566]

I love this guy just telling the truth..... haha

[@jamesslade3743]

In just a short amount of time Josh had become one of favorite active comics out there. Been so fun foing through tgis channel and watching all his uploaded videos. So glad he is getting the success he deserves.

[@colinta]

I hope this comic's star never stops rising. 😂 Josh you are the funniest, goddamn!

[@darcibennett9061]

Josh you really need your own Netflix special! Every single time I watch you I cry laughing. You are awesome my friend! Keep making us laugh! All the love from Southern California ❤️

[@lucysour]

I don't know how Josh has so much new content all the time, but I do appreciate it.

[@LazarusStr]

Lmfao, the Drivers Ed story!!!!! That poor man.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Crrrrrying 😂😂😂😂😂

[@surpuissance5897]

Man just THANK YOU, I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@big_t_dynasty]

Josh gets funnier every time he puts out a new video. This was laugh out loud hilarious.

[@paulgarrett]

You are one of the smartest, wittiest people around! :) Thanks! :)

[@naughtyleopard21]

When I just hear his voice, the video has bearly started, my day gets better immidiately already. 🌞😁

[@rjkessler]

Josh Johnson for president. Seriously. Better than the other options.

[@mirrorm00n]

Dude's social media savviness and current events material are so fresh compared to other comedian. Dude's not a stand-up comedian. He's a parody news host! (Yeh, we know he's a writer for one haha)

[@RevCeleste]

Oh I didn't know that! What comedy show would that be? Really curious..... I've been watching Josh for about a year since it came up in my algorithm. His stuff is always the bomb

[@ezzb]

​@@RevCelesteI'm pretty sure it's The Daily Show. He occasionally appears in some segments

[@alldayerdeirl]

Never stop! You are wonderful.

[@laymahcisco]

@5:32-7:05 I think I just found my favorite moment in comedy ever! That comeback was so smooth, I don't think I'll ever know for sure if he set the audience up or not. Either way it goes you are very freakin' talented.

[@geecollins4915]

Omg you had me crying describing the man trying to stop that car 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 You are hilarious !!!!! Omg 😂😂😂😂💯👍🏾🥰

[@denisestinnett4414]

Can you imagine being skin slapped by the Mitch? Now you can! Thank you Josh, you are freakin amazing! love and light for you shining one!

[@axellouisy-joseph2771]

This one was something, I always watch your sets when they drop here, but damn, the level is unmatched this time

[@CinemaLaHuerta]

Ohhhh I can't wait for this one! I was so excited for Yachts vrs. Orcas! It came on while I was making dinner and I was about to serve it up, so the two other members of my family came to the table just in time to hear Mr. Jiminy Click-it talk about some embarrassing sex. I laughed so hard and then turned it off to spare my family during dinner.

[@CollinGerberding]

Dude, your delivery kills. I played in standup for some years, seen a lot of people hit the stage, and you definitely know how to carry yourself. Love your material, as well. Just, you got that presence, man. Happy to see your work is getting you returns. Keep going.

[@aviasilas2255]

JJ trying NOT to laugh at his yet to be told story/joke is equally hilarious!!!

[@StillmanVonStillman]

Very funny as usual young man. Good job.

[@longlivedemocracy756]

Josh you had me in tears tonight! Your star is definitely on the rise! 🤩

[@blissfriend]

to be fair, hermes the way josh said it, is how its prounounced in english. not sure if its a great comparison, but its like some one saying francis, and getting corrected to say francois. (sounds like franzuaz)

[@Vlck_TheOg]

Omg i watched this in the train with my headphones on. By the end of the drivers’ license story i was laughing so hard i had tears in my eyes and now everyone around me thinks (knows?) i‘m a total weirdo 😂

[@arrionnaanderson9367]

Everytime I see you dropped something new I always know I’m going to laugh and enjoy at least 10-15 mins of my life. So cool to watch you real time you’re a great comedian! Keep it up you’re doing amazing!!!

[@lindsayalisonstevens3592]

Josh is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@ThunderTaker1215]

You are easily one of the most underrated & unique comedians. Also don’t feel bad about failing your drivers test. On my first try, I hit a parked car.

[@CCmacIntosh]

I still watch "just 3 things" at least once a week, cracks me u everytime, love you!!! Hope you sky rocket!!!!

[@BigGir100]

Had a great time, you were excellent! Kicking myself I didn't stay for meet & greet...but didnt want to embarrass myself bc Josh you are my comic man crush!!! Lol

[@FreeOfCharg3]

Josh really doesn’t miss 🎯🔥

[@emilyrasdorf361]

JJJOOOSSSHHH you are so FUNNY! I can't wait to see your show in NC!!!! You have such well thought out material and I love that you laugh at your own jokes. love an artist that has fun with their craft. Thank you for the premier.

[@MightyGreenLantern17]

Josh Johnson is slowly becoming my favorite comedian

[@JaMaiCaNMaMii07]

Thanks for coming to see us, the show was awesome! For the first time I wasn’t afraid to sit in the front row and I was so excited. Don’t be a stranger, maybe try Baltimore sometime. Side note: you did pretty well with “Hermes” on Saturday.

[@kinsmed]

Josh, excellent engaging the crowd going into 6:00. And thanks for giving us good audio. I mean, good set too. thx

[@harmo2502]

I appreciate having something that makes me laugh uncontrollably every week. Hope to catch a show some day 😄

[@iolayla]

This was such a FANTASTIC show!!!!

[@caterinaint6963]

So much great content. Love your work. Hi from Australia

[@LeslieKerr-jq4by]

JOSH 👍 You will be the next George Carlin, the next loved Pryor! Chris Rock needs to watch out for you 👍🤣 Thank you ❤️

[@STAYKineticLLC]

It was such an awesome show...i was at the Thursday show and it was my first time at a live comedy show...the best...I had such a great time...and the meet and greet was the icing on the cake!!! Keep on making us laugh, laughter is definitely THE BEST medicine!💪🏾❤️💪🏾

[@veronicafarrell6676]

Josh Johnson is so much more grown up intellectually than he looks. I just love to look at him; so intriguing.

[@jseipp]

I took my kid to this, it was AWESOME. You're our favorite (he actually got me into you). Fantastic experience, please come back or to Baltimore soon!!