Shuler King - Drugs Will Have You Trapped In An Unlocked Closet!!!

[@justkartis1398]

I’m about to tell my age.... but we definitely need McGruff the Crime Dog for this one “Just Say NO”

[@capricornlife5778]

Just Kartis me tooo Mc Cuff would have slapped them. Remember when they put the egg in the frying pan

[@prncssdiva20]

Just Kartis and D.A.R.E

[@josephcooper8668]

Just Kartis 👌👍

[@josephcooper8668]

Just Kartis Just say No

[@eatsipkrave]

Just Kartis Guessing you a 80s baby! Aye!

[@rheap129]

"Florida couple" = when you know the article is about something crazy...

[@nokie9582]

Heeeey! I'm from Florida 😩🤣😭

[@rheap129]

@@nokie9582 I love my Floridians, and I am sure you are not crazy...but it just seems like per capita, y'all down there got a lot of weird mofos setting up shop.

[@nokie9582]

@@rheap129 true😭😭

[@lisawalls1007]

I KNOW RITE ALL FLORIDA ISNT CRAZY ITS SOME VERY PRETTY PARTS WITH CLASSY PEOPLE BUT MOST TROUBLE HAPPENS IN THE BAD AREAS THESE TOURISTS CANT GET ENOUGH OF FLORIDA IM NOT IN MIAMI BUT IM 25 MINS AWAY FROM SOUTH BEACH TONS OF TOURISTS SO IT MUST NOT BE THAT CRAZY I DONT DO DRUGS NO RECORD MY HOUSE IS CUTE CRAZY STUFF DONT HAPPEN TO OFTEN AROUND MY AREA GOD BLESS AND STAY SAFE

[@nokie9582]

@@lisawalls1007 I'm in Duval county. It's crazy here.....

[@hrphabet123h2]

They was so high they probably was pulling the door instead of pushing.

[@LadyKane77]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

[@EmorettaRobinson]

Probably so😂😂😂

[@MzPCollins]

Yep 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sheiladavidson7475]

Lol smoking that blast

[@dboi4952]

A friend of mine told me one night he was so high, he was in the dark looking for his cell phone, with his cell phone flashlight on in his hand

[@mjlovett6577]

The girl looking like Edward sissor hands on drugs and boyfriend is her minion🤣🤣🤣

[@PopsieLouisiana59]

LMAO.

[@brownskin2742]

Lol,im thinking it was a before and after pic..😁😁

[@sashagold7148]

😅😅

[@lynnjohnson9095]

Bam! You are spot on! Oh my gudness!!! This comment got me rollin!!!! 💯😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@elenam9435]

Don't do Edward like that!!!😆😆

[@MuzerlinaV]

They weren’t trapped, they were tripping!

[@The.End.Begins24]

That's like locking your keys outside the house.

[@NSoutherland_WellnessMD]

🤣😂🤣

[@daleunderdue6935]

Ikr?🤣

[@theintraviashow]

More like inside the house, while you in it. 😂

[@miguelmay69]

Or locking yourself in your car!

[@giffordpalmer1976]

😂🤣

[@prncssdiva20]

She has a dollar sign tattoo on her neck! No further explanation is needed.

[@smcdade4577]

I just don't understand.🧐

[@tennehfromayan6387]

Shemaiah Johnson 😂

[@anthonyhenderson3189]

@@jonathanb1 What if you only got 5 on it?

[@lmarshell8225]

😂😂😂🤣🤣😭

[@23redcomet]

Exactly!🎯💯💯💯👏👏👍👍😂💪🙏❤👪✌

[@foshenthepanhandlechampion8189]

The one on the left looks like the TRUE definition of “HAVING A SKELETON IN THE CLOSET” the one on the right is just a co-signer

[@birdhead73]

☠☠☠

[@danaglover6801]

FOSHEN the Panhandle Champion For real tho👍🏽💯😂😂😂😂

[@DeeDe730]

Exactly ☠️☠️☠️

[@queentinadoire6931]

😄😄😄😄

[@PopsieLouisiana59]

Done.

[@sushimamanj]

I bet they were crying, holding hands and declaring their undying love for one another😂

[@Ron707slim]

Look at Christopher "Cocaine" Carter.... Sitting next to Melanie "Methamphetamine" Meyers.... 😂😂😂

[@DeeDe730]

Ron707Slim to much🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@therealmrs.hudson8314]

🤦

[@KatRena-wf8fk]

😫😩 they are the true meaning of dumb and dumber!

[@ToYAHofZion144]

Stop 😂

[@NSoutherland_WellnessMD]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@latoniay.hendry4614]

Just say NO. Just say NO! Noooooooooooooooo She's the Zombie, He's the Mummy. Halloween ain't even here yet but they were waiting in the closet til it came.....

[@tennehfromayan6387]

LaTonia Hendry right 🤣😂

[@ms.g4401]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@tanikawashington8246]

Lmao!

[@PopsieLouisiana59]

Hendry, taking over for NaeWest.

[@sashagold7148]

🤣🤣

[@Oonagh72]

The article says the woman “In 2013, she was arrested after escaping a mental health treatment facility, crashing a car and escaping from the back of a police cruiser.” Sis just wasn’t trying. Maybe she was confused by an unlocked door.

[@theoriginalmamivibez1298]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Yvonnexoxo]

😂😂😂

[@sheiladavidson7475]

Never saw the door didnt know where they was I heard thats what that blast will do for you

[@mollysanders9757]

So what the hec was wrong with her sidekick where he didn't try the 🚪??? 👀 👀

[@headhunchoyayo7597]

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@mz.phatbaldkat7839]

I'm so glad it wasn't "US" stuck like Chuck in the closet.

[@remotecontrol1468]

Chuckle and Annabelle

[@shantellakaladypersephone8671]

Now you know we are not walking in a closet...well be stuck looking at the fridge or something lol but not this foolishness 🤣🤣

[@mz.phatbaldkat7839]

@@shantellakaladypersephone8671 :You ain't Neva lied on that note. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@natashabrooks4188]

R. Kelly trapped in the closet was enough😒😂

[@shantellakaladypersephone8671]

@@mz.phatbaldkat7839 I hope the police got all 7 chuckles after finding them in there🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cambridgeconcierge662]

Bruh the article says they were the ones who called the police damn I would've loved to hear that phone call😂🤣😂

[@elbertvines4883]

Put's me in mind of my favorite sermon my pastor (RIP) would preach entitled "Locked in a room with doors wide open"

[@toneg.7094]

Hey the late great rick James said cocaine is a hell of a drug 🤣

[@smokenmirrors1714]

Lol that he did

[@itz_akuma]

Man, those are some vampires. They smoked meth and hid in the closet for 2 days. cause they were afraid of the sun. 😂😂😂😂

[@lorettayoung3088]

Sometimes I wonder what would someone have to say to me to get me to use drugs. Can't think of a damn thing.

[@smcdade4577]

Every where there is a crazy man, there is a crazier woman! The 2 of them together did not make 1 brain with good sense.

[@pamelamcdaniel819]

I can always depend on you to bring laughter to my day! How in the hell two grown people, two, can't get out of an unlocked closet! Just say no people. You got on them orange jumpsuits now. Just have a seat cause for sure, you locked in now! 😂😂🤣🤣

[@toshamonee2518]

When he said "Melanie Methamphetamine Myers" I was weak 😂😂😂😂

[@cumtwatnow4779]

U when I read this gul I got the floor

[@211reid]

1st, but on another note they probably did a satanic ritual in that closet for two days😂😂😂😂 they look souless as hell

[@DeeDe730]

j reid soulless☠️😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@211reid]

@@DeeDe730 well they do

[@znayJ]

Souless☠🤣🤣

[@211reid]

Its fixed 😂😂

[@itz_akuma]

Did they find R. Kelly in there??? 😂😂😂😂

[@capricornlife5778]

Itz Akuma 🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[@alejandrososa3202]

Mr. Bigs had them trapped in that closet.

[@mssantiagosasmr5796]

😂😂😂

[@bsinita_wokeone]

Lmao lol

[@ToYAHofZion144]

😂

[@purplesoul9927]

They put themselves in quarantine an forgot 🤔😂

[@jamaicanbeauty8120]

😂😂😂

[@NarrowRoad7]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SagittariusQueen1980]

Whatever drugs they on I don't want it!

[@km4336]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😭

[@h-man591]

Don't Need it.

[@km4336]

@@h-man591 And won't have it. 😂

[@sbrown1282]

I live I. FL. This foolishness right here is why I would MOVE!!!!

[@bernitataylor234]

I live in Florida as well, been here all my life, and just know these crazy people that do crazy ash shidd are implants! They cannot be born and bred! Before corona hit, there were on average 1500 people from other places moving to Florida daily!

[@davidrobinson3873]

These crazy people cant all be from Florida, Somebody gotta be lyin.

[@annalex-r6317]

Oh no, they import them.Cant make it anywhere else? Move to Florida and start over.

[@cocab695]

No Ohio Buffalo Cincinnati the south can't take all the blame

[@lesliefray3899]

Really...Im from Florida....it's rough in some parts but not all. All of us are not dumb enough to submit to drugs

[@brownin329]

I believe it

[@heathertea2704]

Is the Reporter HIGH too?🙆 "Trapped in UNLOCKED closet."😝😝😝

[@danaglover6801]

Heather TEA Ok?? Lol

[@kaveedajackson5638]

Thank you! Because whoever reported this was trapped in that same closet😂

[@eatsipkrave]

That’s why trapped is in quotations. It implies sarcasm.

[@heathertea2704]

@@eatsipkrave I'm aware of that. However, most people are here 2 joke on a comic's channel, not 2 debate.✌

[@danaglover6801]

Heather TEA 🙌🏽👏🏽

[@olivesp300]

"Jus say no". What few brain cells they had left died in the closet.

[@sheiladavidson7475]

You mean to tell me that between the both of them for 2 hours they didnt know where the door nob was Thats what I call smoking that Blast

[@PopsieLouisiana59]

@@sheiladavidson7475, 2 days. Two whole days. Sad.

[@miguelmay69]

Unlocked closet!🤔🤔🤔

[@bettygraves2400]

Drugs. Stay. Away. From. Them

[@a.fleming]

What the dope man done sold them?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@heathertea2704]

A. Fleming EVERYTHING. 😜

[@shantellakaladypersephone8671]

Sold em some of dat Oohwee😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@a.fleming]

@@shantellakaladypersephone8671 😂😂😂😂right!

[@lindathomas6707]

A Fleming ... 😂🤣 They done got a hold of that " Akon " it's gott'em Lock up and won't let'em out 😭 !

[@pamelabalian88]

I love you - ❤️ - when Fox and CNN get annoying I turn to your channel and feel so much better. In a day and age where we are - thank you for being you.

[@hatinallday74]

I can almost guarantee you that they thought the closet was a time machine

[@DA-jp3uq]

Choked on "REEFA!", swallowed, then choked again 😂😂😂 I need to stop watching while eating 😂

[@delmarichardson8789]

I can never eat while watching Shuler 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@remotecontrol1468]

They kin to the ones that go to a store. The door says PUSH and they PULLING. Come back to the car and say they closed.😭😭😭😭

[@heathertea2704]

Shirley HELL yeah. 😭😄😭

[@MsJoyce31202]

😂

[@cynthiabridgers7915]

I do truly enjoy your content I get those good hearty healthy laughs and laughter is medicine

[@barbarawilliams5130]

I love when Mr. Shuler says, "look at em, look".

[@queendacreator3673]

He said they got stuff that you ain't suppose to come back from😂

[@kaveedajackson5638]

I'm looking at the woman like if "Skeletor from He-Man" was a woman....👀😩

[@purplesoul9927]

Noooooooo I'm done I quit u win👻

[@sashagold7148]

😂😂😂

[@msc2u1]

Florida's finest‼️

[@omargoodnesssake]

I would’ve said that they’d taken self quarantine too far, but this happened in late 2014. It was on a college campus. I’m gonna assume they aren’t professors.

[@NarrowRoad7]

Nahh, I had to read the headline twice🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣lmao, I’m dying here at work this afternoon and Shuler ain’t helping either 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.....

[@novavega7394]

I need to find these two and let them know sharing is caring. I need to be stuck just like this while I'm on furlough.

[@mercysho]

Hol on wait a damn minute💀

[@heathertea2704]

This happened in 2014. No telling WHERE they're TRAPPED now. 😜

[@lindathomas6707]

Heather Tea ...🤣😂😅🤣 Gurrl their outside in the park wandering around lost , trying to find a door 😭😭 !

[@heathertea2704]

@@lindathomas6707 you KNOW it. 😄

[@lindathomas6707]

@@heathertea2704 Shall we pray on it 🙏 🤔 ? 😂😅

[@pamelamcdaniel819]

🤣🤣🤣 I was laughing so hard I forgot my question. Two days in a closet? Who found them the police? Did it smell like a dead body in there? I need details. I can't imagine being locked in a closet two days by my damn self! Somebody help me! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@marnitacoble5814]

They probably laying their crying, looking at the light coming under the door😂😂😂😂😂

[@nettag.1972]

I'm over here howlerin!!!!!!!!! Hilarious

[@brendaholliday6866]

This couple in "reality" was trapped in their unlocked closet of what "miniature" brain cell they had left, period!

[@ruthcook8599]

SO WHICH ONE CALLED THE POLICE TO GET THEM OUT OF THE CLOSET 😳🤩🤩🤩😳

[@tonyae.b.1416]

OMG KING! IM DEAD.. ROLLING!!! PREACH❤

[@kimclark1352]

Now! I heard it all

[@75carameldiva]

Bruh!! If this isn’t the PERFECT example of why not to do drugs. 😂😂💯💯

[@sapphirelight748]

Had to reread that title. I was like, wait..what?? 🤣🤣

[@ruthcook8599]

SHULER, I LOVE THEM NAMES YOU GAVE THEM, I'M WEAK 🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@sharonjerseygirl3682]

They was trapped...BUT only in their own minds because the mind can play tricks on you under the influence!!!😂😂😂

[@kaveedajackson5638]

Alexa play "My Mind Playing Tricks On Me by Geto Boys" 🎶🎶🎶

[@lindathomas6707]

Sharon jersey girl ... Lmbo 😅😭😂 In my Rick James voice : " Cocaine's a hell of a drug 🤣🤣🤣 !

[@sharonjerseygirl3682]

@@kaveedajackson5638 😂😂😂

[@sharonjerseygirl3682]

@@lindathomas6707 😂😂😂

[@monicas.7539]

He didn't need to even say a word. I was rolling just from the headline.

[@tashababy7246]

Like I said! people brains have. self quarantine from their bodies

[@rodneybickersteth2315]

Smoke some of this "cemetery ".

[@faymcwhite5095]

😂😂😂

[@bettygraves2400]

Lord. Have MERCY

[@caontiemcneal6547]

Boy you are Stupid Funny! 😂😂😂😂Best one yet!

[@Casper61378]

Amein brother!

[@JamesL413]

She look like a character from Beetle Juice.

[@tiffanylynettepaskel9744]

Crazy as hell !

[@novelmaker25]

First to be here! Hey Shuler! That’s that Fentanyl and formaldehyde mixed together!😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@mztonigeminiqueenwashingto6370]

Lawd them names took me out 😂😂😂😂I'm done with internet😂😂😂

[@Getvictd744]

Lol they were facing the wall and crying the whole time 😂🤣😂

[@gertrudebuck590]

They done done what they had to do after they did all the drugs they wanted to do!

[@marqueshasheffield9225]

I'm in FL and FL crazy

[@flapjack4370]

Yup amen

[@mrs.notundertsoodatall6722]

Them drugs got those brains locked up...

[@heathertea2704]

GURL what you say. 😌

[@greggjohnson9149]

They were stuck in the closet because they were playing high and seek from the Rona. The Rona said it went down like this, "COVID-17, COVID-18, COVID-19. Ready or not here I come. OUCH!!! Aww sh!t!! I done stepped on a needle!!"

[@pettypearson5144]

You stupit🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@zl1gee]

You notice how she looks worse than him. He was probably a good kid lol. Better watch out for bad girls..

[@i-seeyourbs.1996]

I bet he turned her out...🤔

[@theresaricci5619]

Her eyes are either photoshopped or black eyeliner. He’s a mess as well. God help this couple.. and staying in the closet for a period of time.. think of it..it must’ve been a smelly mess🙃

[@shortcake951]

Once again that bomb bay is 🔥🔥

[@flowerlm47]

Supposedly there’s somebody for everybody. They found their equal for sure here!😂😂😂

[@vanessadavis5063]

They was definitely on The Temptations....CLOUD 9😂😂

[@RedddyReddbone]

They was high as hell Lmfaooooooo...🤣🤣🤣 This shit funny asf, They had to be pushing instead of pulling. Naw that's a Hi Hi...

[@shantellakaladypersephone8671]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 They were super zooted! Superman high!😂😂😂

[@NativeAmericanSwag]

That’s probably New Port Richie right there!!! 🤦‍♀️

[@joebyrdmusic]

Brings new meaning to R Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet."

[@pamshairexpo3892]

Well R. Kelly azz a be real disappointed 🤦🏽😭😂🤷🏽

[@mzfancy4767]

Ummm what were they BOTH looking for in this damn closet?? 😕

[@yakobwakjera2102]

Hahahaha...

[@lisamcgee-bryant9059]

Two fools together! There's a lid for every pot!

[@r3n3er40]

Definitely on something😂 they was beyond high

[@queennikki5065]

This got crying 😂😂😂

[@r5ndom551]

They show was😂😂😂

[@tigerlilly9038]

They must have got high after watching that movie "Escape Room"..thought they had to find a secret clue to get out,😂

[@uniquelove8991]

They was trapped in the closet like R.Kelly 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@ericab936]

How can they be trapped if the closet was unlocked. This is your brain on drugs. That’s a good commercial

[@jenniebridges5751]

Those names...🤣🤣🤣😍

[@asurviorbeck8132]

I'm still SMH in disbelief with this story. I wonder how these two are years later. Anyone with an update?

[@FNJ720]

Get👏🏽off👏🏽the👏🏽drugs!!👏🏽

[@reginaldwalker549]

Just got paid and she's not going to let you go nowhere. We are going to smoke this check up together.

[@cindyjohnson3366]

What they do close open hot the door 🚪👍😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅😅

[@angelawall5037]

They are high as a Georgia pine tree!!!!!

[@purplesoul9927]

Took that one way back didn't he😂

[@alleyscarlett4283]

They should still be in there 🤣🤣

[@ruthcook8599]

😳🤩 TRAPPED IN AN UNLOCK CLOSET 😳🤩

[@blkladybugjones8284]

Bruh. Hit some of this casket bound😄

[@lordredgod7544]

When i saw florida there was nothing schuler could say that would surprise me😂

[@brownsuga51]

They got them drugs from Nino Brown....🤣😂🤣😂

[@PrettyLipsCo]

I was about to fix me a drank but this here got me thinking twice about that drink. 😕

[@Olskoolrules]

They was higher than the NATIONAL DEBT!!!