Porta Nigra - Shut Up & Sit Down Review

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First published on November 27, 2015.

[@nintendossb]

I finally found the song, it's Dragon Disco by Kendra Kreie, i hope any future or past people will stop having insomnia from not knowing such a funky tune.

[@WookieChef]

Bless.

[@loarnchilcote9895]

Omg thank you lol

[@ts25679]

I've come back to this review once again, for Quinns dancing to a funky tune. I'm not even sorry

[@toerag572]

So Quinns, enquiring minds want to know. Does Paul give good brick?

[@daviddetenbeck1225]

OMG! I can see my apartment in the intro dance number.

[@Your2ndPlanB]

Quinns' sexy dance combined with Pauls 'ikea monkey'-look always cracks me up. One of my favourite sketches they've ever done.

[@ErmacFellwalker]

Damn, Quinns sexy dance is bloody hilarious. Good job man

[@professor-eggs]

One of my more shameful boners if I have to be honest

[@Galahad727]

Stop being so funny! Gaming is supposed to be serious business. I suggest the next time you come together with your partner there to play, you first look deeply into each other's eyes and whisper, gently but with emotion, "It's business time." That should put you both on the level.

[@bradjohnson5278]

oh my god. i was just rewatching this video because I saw it on my home page and I'm so glad it's the sexy dancing one

[@eliumeldritch]

man, im so glad you guys are back on youtube!

[@ptnatividad]

what's the music playing at the background during Quinn's dancing?

[@erikak4244]

It's funny going back and listening to the archive of the podcasts. Now I know to look for the clues that this was shot in Vancouver and at the AirBnB place that Quinns was renting while there at the time.

[@noirvibesvideogames3082]

Best intro EVER. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Yeldibus]

These videos should have a TON more views!

[@krisswatt]

I get such a Scott Pilgrim vibe from Paul in the intro.

[@Jaaj2009]

Did David Lynch direct this video?

[@ka5141]

Oh those first few seconds... classic...

[@natebatko]

oh that intro hhahahaaaaa, thanks guys great job

[@phillipbirt5884]

easily top 5 best intros ever

[@Rawyr]

Once again, SUSD has struck comic gold. I could watch that sexy dance and Phil's non-expression reaction all day

[@paulspo]

I actually really enjoy this game. Lots going on all the time. Never a down moment as you constantly try to maximize your upcoming play based on they other players. It's a roman horse race to the end to get those quadrant rewards! Oh, and you guys BREAK ME UP!!

[@emmaplaysgreen2849]

Damn! This is a beautiful game. Another one to add to the list of games that you could just leave set up on a table to admire. Also add it to the list of games that look beautiful when the game is finished - overlapping lists but not always identical. I sat down to catch up on some older reviews that I hadn't watched yet while eating my (late) breakfast and really wasn't ready for the sexy dance. Mid Review Scrolls Breakdown was just wonderful and I nearly choked on my cereal!

[@KnightOwl23]

Okay so I have now given 7 bricks to random people and I really need to get some "brickage" action as my house is now unstable, and actually being a mid terrace could result in a kind of domino effect. This domino effect has also been reflected in My life. The incredible cost of paying for "giving the brick" dance lessons mean't my bank account went heavily into the red, so to offset this I didn't pay the building insurance on my house, which as we speak is moving a little to much in this rather windy weather we are having here in the UK at the moment. Still the burning question is this. Should I order this game before the now leaking gas pipe catches alight destroying My home and spoiling my wireless connectivity? and if I should will someone pick it up for Me from the nearest Argos delivery point, so I can try it out after the bandages covering My acute burns are removed ? Thank you Kind Sir's.Thank you ind

[@JoFu_]

Paul bundled up in his parka reminds me of William H Macy in Fargo

[@andrewk.1310]

That Canada Post mailbox :)

[@KaseiBlog]

Liked this and stopped the video to laugh heartily after witnessing Quinns boogie, topped off by the 'one hour earlier' title card. Oh you mysterious and wonderful bastards.

[@Pintyhet]

YES! The Quinns dance!

[@RadChild13]

I am not sure why but wherever they are in the start and end skit looks very familiar...

[@loarnchilcote9895]

Oooooooooooomg that intro is hilarious

[@andy4an]

i love that you guys are back on youtube, but you guys sometimes make it a bit confusing.

[@PerikleZ87]

The game is pretty good. You often have these turns where you can do so much stuff. They feel so rewarding!

[@ThatGuy53297]

Just imagining what the people driving by are seeing

[@malkavian5]

Where was this filmed?

[@fugitiveunknown7806]

Stone my! /Takei voice

[@tomasxfranco]

it's not Nygra, you read it, Porta "Neegra"

[@meenki347]

Good TV. So funny.

[@Mollo928]

I am from Augusta Treverorum and i didnt know about the Game. I will definitly buy this one

[@thegamesninja3119]

So, what is the third game in the Torres trilogy, with this being second?

[@ThomasGiles]

First published in the future?! @.@ I knew it. You're timelords.

[@TopDesu]

10/10 intro

[@Kapeltokko]

Am I the only one that thought Quinns was dressed like a pokemon trainer in the opening?

[@seraphonica]

A shame, I thought the conclusion here was going to head toward a brickscotheque.

[@Doc_Tar]

Why are the two of you dressed like the middle of winter when the video was posted in July?

[@DodgerB763]

You clearly didn't read the video description

[@davekachel]

Hey a boardgame named after more favourite unfamous monument!

[@royvalstar]

Sometimes with these reviews im confused. Do you like the game or not...

[@beuks33]

I think whether they like it or not is tertiary to them giving us all the information we need to tell if we will like it or not. Tertiary you ask? Of course, because it is ALL secondary to Quinns' capback sexy dance.

[@ihappy1]

If they do really like it they'll give it a recommendation, but I think the thing they were getting at is this game is kind of middle of the road, the sort of thing where if you think you'll enjoy it you probably will, but they can't recommend it for everyone.

[@namstel9225]

Haha I love it.

[@natelabine4308]

Circle the true statement: A. Quinns wrote this episode and, after realizing it was boring AF, demanded Quinns would broach the topic of homosexuality and dance suggestively. B. Paul wrote this episode and, after seeing Quinns bend over to pick up a dropped brick, demanded Quinns would broach the topic of homosexuality and dance suggestively. C. Who the hell cares, this is hilarious.

[@supermegavega]

That was so stupid. But, I liked it.

[@ThomasintheMind]

Are you guys fellow vancouverites?

[@greenquartz]

😂

[@Panquernic]

I cringe everytime you say "Porta Na-ee-gra"

[@MCernoble]

It seems in real life we’ve run out of Romans because... modern architecture is ass