RANKING RIZZ! | ShxtsnGigs Reacts

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[@ashleylawson5638]

Fuhad: "I didn't clock she was doing bicep curls" James: "course you didn't you fucking criminal" THIS HAD ME 😂😂😂

[@tih6317]

Yeah, the evidence that I am not a straight woman is mounting.

[@ashleylawson5638]

@@tih6317 sameee cause I only seen ass 😂

[@Sibulele4]

​@@tih6317same😂

[@lunamagicath1658]

@@tih6317just accept it darling 🤣

[@danielhogan6255]

@@tih6317 i give it two years and you'll jump from L to B if ya get what im saying. But go have fun, experiment, have a gf or two, dont fight it if thats how you feel inside and stuff. Hell, maybe you'll prove me wrong... Idk🤷

[@jasonrollins1385]

"Mans serving ice cream, scooping tings like that" James dropping bars and no one said a word 😂

[@nyaradhiambo]

As a woman, I'd think most women would not consider the ice cream good rizz. First, it's unhygienic. If that was someone's approach to impress upon not just doing their job, I'd be horrified

[@Sinbad_Deity]

​@@nyaradhiambo He was doing his job, he's a Turkish ice cream man, they don't just serve ice cream, they entertain too, by tricking you with slight of hand, he was just being flirtatious.

[@ShisuiDUchiha]

nah but she was staring at his ass the whole time not breaking eye contact that shit is not normal😂 thats why its rizz theres potential there

[@gabriellesharp2436]

🎉​@@nyaradhiambo

[@Renaissance2412]

What happened to two grown adults encountering one another in a cafe or other public place and having a grown & intellectually stimulating conversation alongside a scoop of dashing humour. A conversation and chemistry that is so good that you both decide you want to do this again and exchange contact details. Done. All this going after someone because "they're hot" and bs casual sex with randomners and 'relationships' full of drama and cheating that only usually make it to a month tops? Its all child play and an indicator that many adults haven't reached the peak of maturity yet. Everything is so sex driven these days. Damn even these boys talk about sex and women waaaay too much to the point that its almost a podcast about sex and relationships full of cheating. Fellas out there... you want some advice from a woman? If you truly want something serious and want a woman, find yourself a special lady to settle down with. Someone that respects herself and her body and isn't going to give it up in a matter of weeks. You don't need all this so called 'rizz' and bs to win a woman's heart. Be yourself. A smart woman is not impressed by all that bs. Women like real and grounded men that are themselves. 'Pick up lines' are gross. Sleazy 'trying too hard' so called charm works on little girls who are looking for fun and who will give it up easy. It won't work on wife material. Again, just be yourself. Go with the flow of the conversation naturally. Talk about interesting topics that aren't surface based. Ask her questions because you genuinely want to ask those questions and know the answer. Just keep it real man. Its that simple. Best of luck.

[@kessiena1]

Fuhad looking down when he heard the Nigerian Uber driver... priceless

[@jakefrost8306]

I just got to that. Fucking hilarious

[@iheukumerepearl515]

I howled😂😂😂😂

[@CLIPS_BYK]

😂😂😂

[@HanJisungsBabyMomma]

Please I couldn't take it when I heard yaba 😂😂😂

[@zothandozoetshabalala]

😂😂😂😂

[@mahya7827]

The editor roasting James in post gets me every time

[@keeyajavan]

I WAS JUST GONNA SAY

[@juzo9586]

i think it’s ellis doing the edits 😭

[@Kaizenprotraders]

zesty bruddah is crazy!

[@michelledhube7216]

Thats Ellis for you 😊

[@ericachapman3640]

What men consider Rizz and what women consider Rizz are two different things lol

[@aliyaheubanks4477]

Very 😅

[@obe1_kenobi]

I'd say it's more of a Venn diagram. A lot of it is different but there's definitely some overlap.

[@siyabongakhoza8789]

Elaborate

[@SuperJdawg8]

Rizz varies from person to person. It isn't a man and a woman thing. It's a preference thing. I know women who love corny pick-up lines. Some that like to be rizzed with money or more sophisticated type lines.

[@omulamfibie]

I swear, seeing James and Fuhad shouting on some dumbass "rizz" got me thinking they're pulling high school girls or something... Not to mention the amount of "pillow talk" they have - they're either "players" or they just like to fantasize too much.

[@jessicaevans2564]

The proposal was from Magic for Humans and was great. His finance loves horror and never got surprised, so this is what magic team came up with. It's very partner specific.

[@monysugardogs8959]

Ah, that changes the whole thing completely. Because it was planned and personalized like that, it HEAVILY tops everything else in this video by a mile. Like that is SO romantic and charismatic, immediately yes. To be loved is to be known.

[@crescentedwards851]

Thx for sharing bro😂

[@infiresnation7430]

Best part was that even the guy who requested Justin’s help didn’t even know when or what would happen so he was just as shocked 😂😂😂

[@deeomoore]

Fuhad at 5:55 is the quintessential Nigerian, our identity is rooted in a deep sense of shame! He's visibly wilting under the weight of second-hand embarrassment. I just know with that expression, he was silently screaming, 'Make it stop, please, for the love of all things Nigerian!'💀🤣🤣🤣

[@lipbalm9123]

Wtf are you on about

[@aesinam]

​@@lipbalm9123the uber driver was Nigerian and Fuhad is of Nigerian descent

[@vahanlettiorama4895]

Fuhad was embarrassed by the Uber one😂😂🤣

[@smh4096]

I love ellis' little digs at James 🤣🤣

[@FrancisDourado-ev7ys]

I was a fan for these guys but now I’m a whole air conditioner 😂❤

[@awesome619ification]

Corny as fuck

[@oddbychoice6105]

Its mad hot this year. Come through

[@Ndiya-Probly]

​@@oddbychoice6105😂and that's how you bring it full circle

[@michelledhube7216]

Damn, nice one😂😂

[@bongokuhlemavundla7438]

Top tier rizz😂

[@daveharrisonjnr]

Gotta love this landed before I board my flight so I can watch it in peace in my headphones! Until James screams down my ears 💀

[@ggggg8634]

Board**

[@bohlaleselemela215]

Pause!!!😂

[@UncleRice_]

@@ggggg8634are you not happy in life bud?

[@ggggg8634]

@@UncleRice_ with a name like yours, you can’t be happy with life

[@UncleRice_]

@@ggggg8634 with the name unclerice?… i’m not going to lie that was awful, i’ll give you another to though since I feel bad. make it good this time

[@TrippyMayne_]

I Know Fuhad was livid when the Uber driver came up. 😭

[@TheRealJahan]

13:20 “Bro you ain’t one to talk about zest bruddah” 😂😂

[@ileynagms]

I burst out laughing when I saw that 🤣

[@dewlo4246]

4:47 Man waved girl off was diabolical. 😂 😂😂

[@CrazyAce777777]

"I hope they have children." Said with such passion

[@NikitaUrquhart]

James and Fuhad both smiling like proud parents to the young man rizzing Meghan ❤

[@zacurrya9485]

"I hope they have alot of children" 😂😂

[@Nicobobeepo]

Those two are smashing and never seeing each other again 😂

[@sherrieberrie8122]

@@Nicobobeepo😂😂😂

[@chrispbacon5313]

Spoke Like a true African😁 (and don't @ me, am African too)

[@carmellabrown3335]

That last one was ridiculous. This has definitely showed me that there is a gap between what women find attractive and what men consider goods rizz to be 😂😂😂😂

[@michaeladebayo2474]

But the guys thought it was terrible as well?

[@Lill2895]

They didn't. They thought a lot of the cringe was good but really the guy was attractive enough for the women to let it slide lmao​@@michaeladebayo2474

[@carmellabrown3335]

@@michaeladebayo2474 I mean in general, a lot of these that they thought were kind of cool or funny if you read the comments the women don't

[@shazaibbiazahs]

@@carmellabrown3335 But they're basing a lot of their judgements on the way the girl is reacting to it. At the end of the day if the girl is into it then you can't really criticise it

[@dreabia4759]

@@shazaibbiazahsif a girl likes a guy most of the time it doesn’t matter what stupid or corny stuff he says or does…. She’s already made up her mind.

[@R3AIIZ]

Now I need them to react to the 'I remember when I lost my mind' trend 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Bforthepeace]

The gentle music playing after the gore and blood, is just madness. Most dramatic proposal 😂

[@Bigbilliss]

“Your grades are bad anyways this d won’t hurt you” girl run to your books but also look back🥺

[@nellas1185]

Rem died at their reaction to that ice cream one

[@emann3798]

Nah the Princess Megan is god tier bro… the degree of status in your own country? Literally ROYALTY. In history that couldve cost him his life. And to top it gave the PRINCESS the cheesiest smile and blushing. The confidence, the execution, the crowd … bravo young brother 👏🏾

[@be_serene]

That baboon said "💋" 😂😂

[@mekameek92]

Lol that beer pong 1 took me out. Im crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@spartanescort]

In that last one the guy that stood up is actually SUPER into gore and horror. His bf who was proposing asked Justin Williams (a magician) and some of his friends to help set that all up. And the guy did say yes lol

[@Blullaby]

I promise you if the beer pong girl was someone you guys consider a baddie, this whole broski charade would have changed into : that's wifey! What d'you mean you're hot AND you can make me laugh ?? Definitely rizz goddess in my books ! ❤

[@NiranGs]

I've realised men and women determine "rizz" very differently. I was cringing at most of these.

[@MaishaOnTop]

Same. Most of them were aggressive and too straight forward lol hated it

[@wankadapps]

2024😢

[@lo-lifecntral2789]

@@MaishaOnTopThink it’s more nuanced than so cause i definitley didn’t like most of this stuff (man)

[@sahnisimba]

Sameeee

[@rayzangeva315]

Cuz none is hitting u up😂. That’s tuff

[@ljeans531]

Bruhhhhhh, that last proposal was a federal crime😂 Jail immediately! Why you doing that to your partner 😭

[@jusgie]

Ellis the menace is a real menace with these edits

[@stallzy0]

Putting a funny girl, slam dunking a pingpong ball in jail tier is absolute criminal in its self, she needs to go higher man!! That's class

[@keitumetseingrid2647]

Idk, I feel like it's just their own opinion or preference. I've watched these guys for a long time enough to get an idea of what they prefer when it comes to women, and I know and believe that they are honestly just telling their own truth by putting that girl in the jail tier. As these men always say: To each their own bruv....You might like it but they sure don't, it's clearly unattractive to them.

[@stallzy0]

@keitumetseingrid2647 why so serious bro🤣 , we've all been watching them for time, I'm just saying that move was funny af 🤾‍♀️

[@deuce-oneunltd5530]

​@stalz-bp4ys I think that's the point they made, it was funny but as a "rizz" or trying to flirt it probably wouldn't work on a guy.

[@keitumetseingrid2647]

@@stallzy0 my bad bruv, didn't mean for it to come off so serious. These are my menz and I always wanna defend them 🤣🤣 plus I hate that people often find other people's opinions/preferences offensive just because they don't align with their own. But anyways between you and me it's cool 😎 🤝

[@nahh-iwould-win]

Nahh she was clowning, funny asf would definitely hang with her but for rizz purposes thats just shooting yourself in the foot

[@Cantetinza17]

The one with the ice cream cone I would have walked away. Even if I found him attractive. "Sir, just give me my ice cream!" It's not like Neyo is a faithful person anyway.😆

[@Sinbad_Deity]

Y'all haven't heard of Turkish ice cream men, they do that all the time, it's entertainment, that's what brings in a majority of their customers.

[@refilwe9954]

​@@Sinbad_Deity proving entertainment is very much subjective. “Please give me my ice cream 😐”

[@Sinbad_Deity]

@@refilwe9954 Don't buy their ice cream then, they are going to do that regardless, it's not their fault you're ignorant and don't know their whole shtick.

[@refilwe9954]

@@Sinbad_Deity 🤷🏾‍♀️ thank you for letting me know then

[@Banky_lumumba]

The extraction of a proposal ring 💍 from the ol' man chest is so traumatic...😢

[@Johnfredjnr]

i Thought it was awesome

[@nakamura_004]

Out of context it's crazy but if you watch the episode of the show it makes sense. It's not for me though 😭

[@Banky_lumumba]

@nakamura_004 you see what I'm saying. What's so romantic about that? 🤔

[@pbluedogs]

The man likes this stuff. He’s a horror junkie. He said yes in that episode

[@alwandemthethwa7594]

​@Banky_lumumba it's romantic to the the horror loving couple, obviously 😅

[@aaronmessedup225]

7:36 "She was doing bicep curls?" - I didn't see the exercise she was doing either...don't shame Fuhad like that lol

[@kayostories]

As a Nigerian in Nigeria, I feel compelled to say this. If she took steps to get him arrested and charged, he would be arrested. Or she could report him to the App, which wasn't Uber by the way but in-ride. From there, he would be charged.

[@hoddy1368]

Eli’s with the comments!!😂😂😂😂😂 he couldn’t edit without correcting James 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Hassanw9]

that zest comment when James is talking in the bottom right 💯💯💯💯

[@therealnia4165]

We need a reaction to American Serial killers last meals😭😭❤️

[@aliyaheubanks4477]

Or them trying it like on people vs food 😂

[@marlonjohn6370]

Naaaaa the Uber driver was wild!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@SkyKing405]

"You ain't one to talk about zest brudda" 😂😂

[@schiffer2386]

You can see how much it hurt James to put Drake this low 😭

[@yvesmacaulay7419]

The little captions that pop up in the corner killed me this episode the one about James not being one to talk about zest had me😂😂

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

Ice cream bro deserved that Rizz god placement🔥🔥

[@deborahmwangomali1074]

The Nigerian guy has me in tears 😭😭😭

[@Mentrends]

Fuhad can’t believe what he is seeing😂

[@blacksun3202]

The gore one, the man who was proposed to was a huge horror buff.

[@LAUTTOCEO]

Slam dunking a beer pong sent me 😂

[@NathanDimka]

That likkle ice cream ting😂😂!! NAH, THAT WAS DIRTY😂😂

[@TukishoL]

"I hope he said no" that's wild!

[@samuraistabber]

3:37 that eye contact got me feeling things.

[@MrReaKanz]

Same. I didn't even clock she was doing bicep curls 😂😂😂

[@killshot1604]

That ice cream clip is legendary.. I literally feel compelled to take notes🤣😂🤣

[@letlotlonicholaslekhotsa8958]

Don't That needs certain badges

[@killshot1604]

@@letlotlonicholaslekhotsa8958 🤣😂🤣definitely got rizz hof mf pulling from a cream stand

[@deeomoore]

James' 2 second window of confusion (11:47-11:49) is begging to be memefied!😂😂😂 Is he disgusted or just unimpressed? Whatever it is, his face is a work of art, and I'm here for it😂😂😂.

[@ahsiabukhari]

8:29 Fuhad’s face🤣

[@c.k-da-kxnghere]

Trevor deserves rizz God, I'll accept nothing less

[@richnort7631]

Never in my life did I make the connection that the Megan Marklemclip dude was Mainoo. Wow that just blew my mind

[@Glanico10]

He said yes to the proposal 😂

[@liamcadle5283]

The way they get excited and start cheering for the ice cream man like "yeah, yeah YEAH" is gold 🤣🤣🤣

[@Sylvest_er]

"Stand up straight" talk around a gay couple that was about to propose!?? That was diabolical 😂😂

[@nhialjooyul4241]

the best reaction channel in the worldddd !!

[@Natalie-hu8lb]

I am addicted to you both. Love all your videos

[@beedee5022]

I remember an Uber driver chatted me up so suspiciously one Valentines' Day. First he was nice, even though I told him that I was just trying to enjoy a quiet ride. Then he went on to ask me why I was alone on V-day and if he could slobber on my Vajayjay. About 3 minutes into the ride, I changed my destination from my home address to my boyfriend's house. Once we pulled up, I tried to exit the vehicle and the driver kept playing with the door locks. I thought I was done for. So I had to turn all demure and sweet and put my lil husky voice on because he was being hella weird and scary. He hit the unlock button just in time for me to open the door for my escape AND he had the nerve to try to drive away as I was exiting. My boyfriend happened to come outside because it was taking me too long to skip up to the driveway. Uber driver got a look at BF and all the color drained from his face. When I noticed my boyfriend, he caught the look of distress and started towards the car so fast. Driver stopped playing at that moment and was like THANKYOUHAVENICEDAY! and am'near ran my foot over trying to speed away.

[@marlonjohn6370]

5:10 no way that was real come on lads 😂😂😂😂

[@commanda3536]

Exactly

[@Theycallmejassi]

James being impressed by number 2 gave me the ick

[@B2ClippedIt]

doubt he cares mate

[@alwandemthethwa7594]

Yeah, but the girl in the vid was most def amused, that's why they reacted that way 😅

[@LordRustyDonuts]

The captions at the bottom of the screen when James starts making noises!!!! HAHAH

[@Kylareina_24]

NGLLL that last one took me all the way out!! “GO TO PRISON” is right 😂😂😂😂

[@nicaha23]

with the ice cream one, i would just be like "just give me my damn ice cream and calm down"

[@ChatWithAUnicorn]

Bro on the train platform looked like he had a tiny magic wand making that lady move however he wanted... abracadabra 😂😂

[@brosialane]

If you haven't, you HAVE to watch their individual reactions to the ice cream vid 😅 Hil-aaaaaarious! 3:13

[@sasukefroupie]

LMAOO thank you for this cuz I died laughing 😂😂😂

[@nyakio5511]

The little captions under James are sending me

[@sachinryan8573]

Ice cream one, absolutely NEXT. LEVEL. last one, 2 life sentences and 50 years no bond

[@kaitlynaskham]

I don't play about my ice cream! I'd be PISSED off if someone did that. 😂😒 Just give me the damn cone! I didn't come here for all of that extra shit 😭😂

[@Baybeeoe]

35 secs ago is a personal record

[@bluFlex_Fx]

18:18 giving australia vibes, that spider too huge to not be paying rent 🤨

[@francescamartis]

Whoever is doing the editing needs a RAISE😭😭😭 love them

[@LilmissMissymoo]

10:31 James and Fuhad cheeeeesing at the video, is tooooo cuuute ☺️ hehe

[@ojbgamin]

18:24 I knew it was gonna eat badly when I saw the leg of the table 😂😂

[@Imjustnate599]

For the second to last one, they should definitely react to more vids from that tiktok challenge. 🤣🤣

[@real_lampcap]

As a person who is into funny gore shit, if someone proposed to me like that I'd say yes immediately. Shit was hilarious. 😂

[@tafarihowe3277]

Bro with the tech rizz got me dying, girls like funny nerds lol

[@TrigTrag24]

Ellis comments are amazing

[@fashionfootie]

That's GDPR! is insane. Did not expect to hear about data protection from James.

[@MarkLaw13]

These dudes elevate them videos man

[@Matueny2283]

“Camera man was shaking.”😂😂😂😂

[@joshuahafenstein6047]

Nah that proposal was wild. Proposed to my gf in Paris on top of the Eiffel Tower at 18

[@goldmoses849]

These reaction videos needs to be longer...I'm addicted at this point 😅

[@dreabia4759]

The last one, the man said yes. It’s a magic prank show. It’s a really good show.

[@pap4tacco473]

The ice cream vid got fuhad and James screaming 😂

[@GuardLight3]

Backstory on the proposal, The guy proposing said his man was the extra and dramatic one in the relationship and that he was into horror movies with gore so the proposal was spot on and he said Yes

[@Janetjadeggg]

That voice note is actually a Nigerian movie 😂

[@nyaradhiambo]

Men really don't understand what women like is what I'm taking from this video

[@alwandemthethwa7594]

I mean they were going of off the women's reactions, not what they THOUGHT women liked, so u might wanna consult with ur sisters 😅

[@surejan9514]

"I hope they have children" LOOOOOOOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hpprochargedtbss]

Dude that last video was absolutely INSANE!!!

[@ruthe5624]

The uber driver one is sooo real, you pick a ride and they try to pick you up😅😂

[@ogechukwujudithokwudili]

The way I'm screaming no for that proposal 😂

[@brettwyatt1044]

One reacts a week is not enough boys. I needs more than that

[@elly1114]

8:39 that lip bite from James 💕💕🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@chauncitoney6578]

You have to watch the whole video with the robot, it's hilarious. Maybe I'm bias, I love Trevor

[@dannimedina000]

“I hope they have a lot of children” 😂

[@abbeyroadonmaui]

“This is just not the way…” 🤣💀😭