Five of the World's Worst Prisons

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[@mzee5533]

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[@Live.Laugh.Lobotomy]

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[@Ciborium]

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[@21stcenturybohemian]

Given the arbitrary nature of pricing for most products of this nature, the idea that I am somehow getting a $75.00 "value" for $45.00 does tend to cause me to roll my eyes and snicker. It is remarkable the bullshit people come up with to try to market garbage nobody wants.

[@fishingwithkar4871]

You shouldn't do any more survival boxes because you take very important things and just thrown to the side like they're nothing I don't know if it's just to act or if you really don't know anything about survival but those tools you kind of just throw to the side on the floor and don't act excited about like this saw wire to me knowing what I know about survival it's saw wire will be a more important tool than that knife that you seem so happy about knives pretty important too but that saw wire to build a shelter with way more important you'll necessarily need a knife to be able to eat a fish or eat an animal you can tear into an animal with your hands and your teeth and when you're hungry enough you will do that without any problem or die it's just that simple

[@slimmachin]

All of Australia objects to Rikers being the largest penal colony

[@jgarbo3541]

Australia began as the largest penal colony in the world, 7,617,930 square kilometres. Hasn't changed for the originals.

[@oceania68]

Haha. Except South Australia, it was never settled by convicts.

[@neilwilson5785]

The Aussies seem to love sentencing asians to penal hell. Not a good look.

[@ravensthatflywiththenightm7319]

@@neilwilson5785 Wait, really?

[@godsinbox]

@@oceania68 Yeah, they were all farmers. Not an environmental vandal amongst them eh?

[@ignitionfrn2223]

2:10 - Chapter 1 - Sabaneta Prison (Venezuela) 5:00 - Chapter 2 - Petak island Prison (Russia) 7:35 - Chapter 3 - Riker's island (USA) 11:00 - Chapter 4 - Bang kwang prison (Thailand) 13:55 - Chapter 5 - La Santé Prison (France)

[@jeebuschristos8423]

Soooo... I guess China's prisons are palaces of opulence then?

[@historytank5673]

@@jeebuschristos8423 of course what you really think that *lovely* country’s prisons would be brutal?

[@--enyo--]

@@jeebuschristos8423 We probably just don’t have enough information on them. China isn’t known for its transparency either.

[@idontcareanymore2754]

Russias "Black Dolphin" didn't make the list? El Salvador, South Africa?

[@historytank5673]

@@--enyo-- ya that’s my thoughts as well

[@jessejacksonbrown4281]

I’m going to appreciate my freedom a little more this weekend- thanks , Simon!❤️

[@josvercaemer264]

Are you one of the chained writers in Simons basement?

[@Lyle-xc9pg]

Until the gov. throws you to prison at gunpoint. We dont have freedom

[@Pikachu_25]

@@Lyle-xc9pg People like to say the lies they've been indoctrinated to believe to themselves over and over again.

[@paulmaddison6193]

Prison number 6 - Simon's basement. #freedanny

[@RealSaintB]

Only OGs get this joke!

[@manifestationsofasort]

Holy shit it's been so long since I've seen this joke

[@insane_troll]

It's good to hear that Anny has been freed.

[@joshwekony8861]

Free Franny granny

[@johnd5740]

OGBB

[@insane_troll]

11:08 - "Commonly referred to as the Bangkok Hilton for its terrifying atmosphere and abominable conditions." So much the same as the hotel chain?

[@JoeSmith-hv7oe]

Idk but I think the Bangcocks Hilton is Paris

[@SparkBerry]

Wait, has Simon ever left this room? Is this also a prison? Does he ever go outside? Is Danny in a prison within a prison?

[@paddyneill1964]

You think “Simon” is real ?!?! 🧐🤨😅😂🤣😝😜🤪. Well aren’t you special 🥸

[@Downloadguy1995]

@@paddyneill1964 Fact Boi is real, danny, and sam are his alter egos

[@--enyo--]

A prison of his mind

[@danaketh]

He is allowed outside from time to time. Think I've even met him few times but I don't bother people on the street unless I know they're fine with fans stopping them. So I'm not absolutely sure it was him.

[@eddyama1946]

What if Simon is the prisoner and Callum and Danny convinced him they are to keep him docile

[@Rangifulla]

This list makes Simon's basement look like the Ritz

[@--enyo--]

I hope you’re listening, Danny.

[@denverruff1024]

Simon. Thank you. I just found this page, after watching the two others I've found with you telling different stories. I'm addicted now. Lol. Thank you.

[@burtdurger847]

Just the 2? Oh my friend, you are in for a treat 😉

[@goosebump801]

Definitely check out his Business Blaze channel 👍

[@pamelamays4186]

Simon gets free camping gear. Danny gets new break out of the basement tools.

[@graemecameron5685]

Danny and sam only get the boxes. They use them to catch drips of water off the basement ceiling and to store the weird mushrooms that they keep finding.

[@paddyneill1964]

What are they going to do with Rikers?🧐 Turn it into a luxury living destination charging six figures ?🤨 Island life 🏝 😅😂🤣

[@--enyo--]

Crisis accomodation or a quarantine facility, maybe?

[@Albinoafroman316]

Top worse prison; Simon's Dungeon, where Danny & Callum rot away coming up with script on a commadore 64 with no "E" key.

[@personzorz]

That knife now makes it even worse

[@reggiep75]

Commodore 64? That's a bit gracious. I reckon it's a historical typewriter and they are forced use their blood as ink after the charcoal and spit mix dries out.

[@TheRadPlayer]

@@reggiep75 Forced to type it on a ZX80, with it's horrible membrane keyboard.

[@reggiep75]

@@TheRadPlayer - I remember that 'thing', my brother had one and it was like a big dumb calculator. I despised the thing!!

[@dlevi67]

@@TheRadPlayer And a 1k RAM, meaning after every paragraph they need to save it to a cassette recorder before they can type the next one.

[@taddawson68dawson68]

Well, that was quite depressing.

[@calendarpage]

Angola Prison in Louisiana. You can start with the 1998 documentary, 'The Farm: Angola, USA' and then determine what, if any, changes there have been since that time.

[@Catbirdmom2]

In Louisiana, Angola is supposed to serve as a crime deterrent. Not sure how well it works…

[@DeanStephen]

Indeed, I’ve always heard that Angola is the worst prison in the US.

[@MazdaratiMan69]

And now my overnight stay in the county jail doesn’t seem so bad

[@TheCorpsehatch]

Now do the Business Blaze version of this same video.

[@matthewernst9019]

I totally agree!!!!

[@personzorz]

AM I RIGHT PETER

[@thetangieman3426]

*LOL in OGBB*

[@kevinconrad6156]

I would rather been in Rikers than any American private prison.

[@--enyo--]

The Blazement would be on my the list for sure.

[@MaxContagion]

i still remember reading in a newspaper of the murder rates of a local city. the prison had more murders then the entire city did for that year

[@Robslondon]

Excellent video, I had no idea just how huge Rikers Island was.

[@bigdubya001]

You should do a video on the Bath school disaster, in Bath, Michigan. It's still the deadliest school attack in American history.

[@susanrobinson910]

Are you a fellow Michigander? Or do you just know about the massacre? I live just outside of Lansing myself 😊

[@computernaut]

The moral of the story: Don't go to prison.

[@frankgesuele6298]

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

[@computernaut]

@William Robinson That is true, but that isn't what is supposed to happen, and we can't go acting like the vast majority people in prison don't deserve to be there.

[@saradapagediocletian9707]

This man is king of KZbin. He has so many channels!

[@DiracComb.7585]

I only today finished all your sideprojects videos and you post another today? You toy with me Simon.

[@thedrifter2790]

Simon should review them all in person for varied lengths of time.

[@pmsavenger]

Harsh. I mean, I know he have a basement of chained writers, and a dubious relationship to cocaine, but still. Not sure he deserve that!

[@ajstevens1652]

@@pmsavenger Yeah but think of the content!

[@iamdavejohnson]

How about instead, you just watch, “Inside the World’s Toughest Prisons” on Netflix. It’s very interesting.

[@leighpowell1062]

Think he'd Blayze it lol

[@Sideprojects]

I want to review that Four Seasons one where all those rich dudes got locked up.

[@TheAechBomb]

SIMON HOW MANY CHANNELS DO YOU NEED, MY GOD

[@karentucker2161]

A lot....

[@TheAechBomb]

@@karentucker2161 seriously it's up to like 12 now

[@jasonm1884]

I would like to see a video of the 5 BEST prisons!

[@joeottsoulbikes415]

You would need to exclude federal prisons. They are run in ways that even if they are clean and free of prisoner on prisoner violence can still seem like hell. Prison is bad. Prison that is also like bootcamp can be better and worse at the same time.

[@jalchi8367]

that list would be boring, prob. 4 swedish Prisons and one german or something like that

[@burtdurger847]

#1 Australia

[@--enyo--]

@@jalchi8367 Yeah, was going to say probably all Scandinavian.

[@JoeSmith-hv7oe]

#1 - Fox News

[@mzee5533]

The Black Dolphin 🐬

[@faith_alone]

*African American

[@rogueviking9268]

They could just call it the Orca but it doesn't have the same ominous ring imo...

[@Iamtheliquor]

@@faith_alone *except when theyre not in America

[@Iamtheliquor]

@Mod Zilla taking a cringeworthy knee🤦‍♂️

[@almighty3946]

I really love all of your channels Simon especially Biographics

[@MrSparky4101]

BusinessBlaze my dude. #FreeDanny #CancelSimon

[@boggo3848]

"oh cool, a new cool channel to binge I wonder if it's the same gu-"

[@jed-henrywitkowski6470]

Earlier today, I watched The Casual Criminalist, where you mentioned a criminal used a gouret to commit his crimes. Then you hold up a wire saw that could be used as such a tool.

[@codyhensley640]

Do you mean garrote?

[@PureFPSPwnage]

I'm sure Rikers is no cakewalk, but I find it hard to believe that it's worse than 90% of Chinese prisons or ALL North Korean prisons...

[@PeterCombs]

hey Simon...you forgot Qincheng Prison in China..

[@askinperson2839]

Nope he definitely left it out on purpose. China has never and will never do anything bad

[@bateman2112]

"What is going on in this prison?" Look, someone's got to try and take care of endangered species and it's not like the prisoners have got anything else to do. Might as well as engage in some guerrilla animal conservation.

[@tncorgi92]

Like at the prisons where some inmates train service animals. A good way to repay society.

[@moonliteX]

loool

[@ajstevens1652]

I thought prison was essentially a nature reserve for criminals.

[@bateman2112]

@@ajstevens1652 that's certainly one way to look at it.

[@haroldvoss5886]

More and more, the longer and older Simon's bear gets, the more he is looking like "Odd Ball" from the Clint Eastwood movie "Kelly's Hero's"

[@bradmichalson1900]

So many people in the comments seem to be missing an important point. In some of these countries prison is also used to intimidate and silence journalists and anti government protestors. Saying “they deserve it” is overly simplistic and a bit stupid.

[@ozzbud9049]

For people who want to spend money but can't decide...Bespoke will spend your money for you!!!

[@philippvoid1800]

watching this by smoking a joint and enjoying a cold drink makes the difference

[@avoidpodcastsounddesign]

Thank you, Simon. Keep up the great work!!

[@Theggman83]

Anyone else get a Christmas commercial?... That was a blow to my happy summer thinking.

[@aregularperson7573]

The answer is basically any prison in South America most of Asia and Africa and basically every prison except some prisons in Europe

[@johnself6435]

europe A guy kills rapes and tortures 100,000 kids. They give him 20 years in a luxury apartment and out in ten.

[@stevenphillips3506]

Some people would argue that these prisons are working as intended and nobody does a grim prison better than the russians.

[@ajstevens1652]

Well I mean prisons should encourage people not to commit crimes in the first place.

[@wombatdk]

@@ajstevens1652 They don't though. It's been documented many times that the severity of punishment or even death sentences have very little deterring effect. Here's one of many documents, this one from the DoJ: www.ojp.gov/pdffiles1/nij/247350.pdf

[@medusagorgo5146]

@@wombatdk a prison sentence is a punishment, it’s a consequence of an illegal action, I don’t know why people think that it is supposed to be a deterrence for the general population. You could use it as an example of what could happen but people are still going to be idiots. It’s like with drinking and driving, it’s against the law, it’s expensive as hell with all the legal fees and the loss of your license but every day tons of people still do it, even though they supposedly “know” better.

[@ajstevens1652]

@@wombatdk Then what should a prison do? It certainly doesn't reform people as it pretty much always makes them worse. Should it then be merely an indefinite storage facility for people who are incompatible with society?

[@wombatdk]

@@ajstevens1652 Yep.

[@IrishMike22]

I worked in the largest jail in the world (Men's Central Jail in Los Angeles County) for years. That place is a dungeon. As a first assignment it really opened my eyes. It really should be on this list.

[@daniels.2720]

Can't be bad enough > recidivism rate is still going up...

[@IrishMike22]

@@daniels.2720 🤣👏👏

[@ryanschumacher3448]

Happy America's Birthday Eve everyone!

[@f1fan3000]

The U.S.A. is not all of America.

[@ryanschumacher3448]

@@f1fan3000 in the US we don't refer to ourselves as the united states of America. It's just America. Just as, I'm sure, people from other nations refer to their Homeland the way they prefer also.

[@ryanschumacher3448]

@Majority of 1 Because in times of war, agony, and whatever our dumbass government thinks you guys need. We gonna help you get it.

[@ryanschumacher3448]

@Majority of 1 of course you say that. Now. Back to back world war champs and we supply the world with our red cross. Trust me. Once whatever country your from faces just a little bit of harm, y'all will be calling for help asap.

[@f1fan3000]

ok, sorry

[@SlapShotRegatta22]

Project Iceworm & Camp Century, Greenland. You won't be disappointed!

[@reggiep75]

7:03 - The irony of the US state dept writing a report about another nations jails and yet the US prison industry is a thriving business and less of an essential service to keep the headcases away from the people. 🙄🙄🙄

[@FIRE_STORMFOX-3692]

Great content man

[@bluegold1026]

I'm sure there are PLENTY more notorious prisons out there in the world than the ones mentioned in the vid.

[@FayeHunter]

14:20 casually continues sipping my Monster Pappion flavor and ignores that

[@waffles4322]

Pretty surprised you didnt touch Black Dolphin

[@johntrevy1]

My thoughts exactly.

[@idontcareanymore2754]

Glad I'm not the only one.....

[@eddietat95]

The UN Detention Unit at the Hague is the worst of them all. Slobodan Milošević once ordered a charbroiled Kobe fillet with a Bordeaux and instead he was forced to settle for an American porterhouse with Rosé. The horror!

[@wcarter258]

Can we talk about him referring to the ammo box as a briefcase

[@keithmoore5306]

he's English cut him some slack they haven't had gun rights in so long i'd be shocked if he's handled a gun let alone the accessories to one!!

[@graemecameron5685]

@@keithmoore5306 simon has travelled alot. He's mentioned a few times on business blaze that he's shot guns a few times in the US. We don't want guns in the UK though. Police and farmers are the only people who can and should be able to get guns in my opinion.

[@keithmoore5306]

@@graemecameron5685 just because you've shot a gun here and there doesn't mean you naturally know the terms that go along with them. and you may not want them but i've talked with more than few over there that DO want theirs back!! most are somewhat beyond ticked about it shall we say!! and you can't blame them either they got punished for something they didn't do!!! Brits are property of their government not citizens if they can't stand up to said government if necessary!! a gun is no different than a brick kitchen knife hammer a rope a chain or anything else for that matter it's what you do with that makes it a weapon or a tool! i can take a kitchen knife and make supper or stab you to death with it does that change what it is? i can take a fire extinguisher and put out a fire or beat you to death with it does that change what it is or what it's intended for? think about it! to me it's a basic human right to have guns both for self defense and to maintain ones rights as free sovereign citizens in charge of their own destiny! do you think Rowanda would have happened if the population was armed? do you think Sierra Loene would have went down that way if the people there had the means to fight back when the RUF showed up and slaughtered them?? think about it, and don't bring up the so-called mass shootings over here trust me 98% of those smell like a garbage truck full of 2 week old roadkill in south Florida on a hot summer day!! interesting fact on those if your interested do you know 95% of the one that supposedly do one destroy their computers and phones right before? makes you wonder what they had on them they (or more likely someone else!!!) didn't want seen don't it? punish the mis-users severely not the innocent who have an interest in them!!!

[@Sideprojects]

@@keithmoore5306 oh my

[@keithmoore5306]

@@Sideprojects oh my as in good bad or impressive?

[@Supernaut2000]

What do you expect? This isn’t a 5 star resort.

[@masturch33f87]

Is there a list of all the channels Simon is on? Love the guy i just wanna know where to find him? xD

[@warchitect73]

in regards to your bespoke box: its not an waterproof case. its a box for bullets.

[@fwef7445]

of course Simon knows best having spent time in all of them

[@paulroberts3639]

Here is a bucket list to end all bucket lists... Tour these five and survive.

[@FlesHBoX]

Everybody knows that the worst prison is Klescher Rehabilitation Facility. You gotta mine to earn credits to buy your way out, but there are no guards in the mines, so other people can just shank you and steal your stuff. Not to mention running out of oxygen can be a very real risk. I've even found that other people can somehow find their way into the mines, bringing weapons and armor to make life hell.

[@colintimp1372]

And shockingly, it costs $65,000 per inmate per year at Rikers; yet we expect people to survive on $7.25 an hour.

[@sumowww]

The thumbnail makes you look like Michael from Vsauce

[@jed-henrywitkowski6470]

I did enjoy this video... It was almost captivating.

[@HalfBloodPharaoh]

You should do a biographics on the Papillon story

[@k2477-o3n]

Love you Simon, but leave it to a European parson to not recognize an ammo can and call it “some sort of waterproof box” 😂

[@JohnSmith-eo5sp]

Hey Simon, why no mention of Lura Gancha of Peru?

[@trevornewton2646]

Diyarbakir prison ia apparently quite a gem as well. I used to drive by it a couple of times a day while working in the area.

[@MusicalSeizureGuy]

Great vids! Awesome channel!… my only recommendation would be to turn up the volume a few more notches in editing. Hey, I’m no expert so please know this is no complaint lol… I just have to turn most of these episodes up to max volume and while watching end up pushing it again, forgetting it was at max already. That’s all, just a volume thing. When volume is at max and a commercial starts on these episodes it is a very wild change 😝😊

[@MrAbraxus666]

Interesting factoid about the last public French execution. In the crowd was a young English man, who'd go on to join the SAS in WW2 and then become the absolutely banging actor we all knew and loved: Christopher Lee.

[@MrAbraxus666]

@Michael It does if you watched the video and aren't stupid. Eugen Weidmann was the last public execution in France, in June 1939 and Christopher Lee was present. I mean, I really do not know how that doesn't make sense when it literally happened.

[@MrAbraxus666]

@Michael And see the bit that gets me most about folk like you. It woulda taken a fraction of the time to Google "Christopher Lee" and actually check yerself over posting dipshittery like that.

[@MrAbraxus666]

@Michael Pahaha, any time you want to jump on a plane and fly over to Scotland from Oz, I can be waiting at the airport to slap the Gday straight outta you. As I said, bud. You're the tadger that coulda just googled Christopher Lee and checked before tryna be a cocky git. Plus, that's yer comeback?! "Go play yer games", mate you're actually a crying dissapointment to yer fellow countrymen and the top insults I've seen from them.

[@1B1ueyedwo1f]

In regards to staff/inmate ratio, at the state prison that I used to work at, we had an imate population of roughly 1,500. At our lowest, my shift (Alpha Card night shift) had 12 people. If you take into account mandatory posts, this left 1 officer per yard (our facility had an upper and lower yard), which meant 1 officer had to watch over approx. 700 inmates. I left in early 2020 (roughly a month before C19 hit the system, dodged a proverbial bullet there) to preserve my mental health. I've heard it's gotten better since they got rid of the corrupt top brass and brought in a respectable Warden. I really hope it has, for the sake of my friends still there. As for me, I'm not going back.

[@anonymousrex5207]

The best way to avoid dealing with prisons like these is to NOT COMMIT CRIMES... no sympathy for these people as they clearly made their choices in life.

[@bradmichalson1900]

Yes because in a country like Venezuela you absolutely only get locked up for committing crimes. Do you plug in your brain before you speak?

[@cheesyc4614]

Would be sweet if you'd do a video of the most notorious prisoners as well?

[@valentinadeboaventura6319]

There is a prison in Venezuela that has a Discoteque, bank, restaurant, zoo, etc. etc. The interesting thing is that when a girl OD at the discoteque, the Minister in charge of prisons, Iris Varela, was surprised at the outrage of the public for the existance of the discoteque. I personally saw this on the news on TV.

[@larsrons7937]

"Bangkok Hilton". A former - that is, until this his voyage (I despise drugs) - friend of mine spent 8 years there for trafficing drugs. While he did smuggle the drugs is was a clear setup to let him get caught, probably to let someone else clear trough customs. His original death sentence eventually got changed to "life in prison". After some years an arrangement was made with our government to let him serve the maximum prison time of Denmark (16 years) without possibility of early probation pr parole, so that he would serve half this time in Thailand/ Bangkok Hilton and the other half in Denmark (8 years in each). He described Bangkok Hilton as having the most horroble immaginable conditions, and his family had to raise large amounts of money for bribing the guards and others to protect him to enable at least his survival, otherwise he would have been dead in prison without long. He must be out now but I have had no contact with him since this his voyage.

[@larsrons7937]

@Michael Thank you for the recommendation, Michael, I will try to get to read that book (I don't expect to meet my former friend again).

[@RIlianP]

Never imagined Simon liking camping or using a knife with skinning hook for its intended purposes.

[@dcanmore]

There's a weird baroque prison in Wales that you can't escape from because it's patrolled by balloons.

[@TheEvilCommenter]

Good video 👍

[@keck2001]

Think you should do a video over Angola State Prison in Louisiana

[@bradfordperry5997]

Everything in that box, including the book, and the box it all comes in can be had for under $30 off ebay or wish. Just because the sponsor offers you money doesn't mean you have to take it.

[@moonlightalkemist]

Simon's Bespoke Post knife has a gut hook! I didn't know you were a hunter, Simon. Although living in the country with the second highest firearm ownership must be molding you into a killer. Come to Idaho. We will help you stalk and harvest a year's worth of lean red meat, all free-range to the extreme.

[@Sideprojects]

I wasn't a hunter... But over several days the knife started whispering to me, saying that I must get back to nature, that I must return to the ways of my ancestors, that I must rejoin them. Next thing I know I wake up in the forest with a half eaten elk next to me feeling more powerful than ever.

[@Dolly-bc1dy]

Another Simon channel I didnt know existed

[@djdrack4681]

How about a video on the greatest death tolls from famine/food shortages.

[@offthewall9988]

you started out cheerful and a little apprehensive then it was downhill from there to the bitter solemn end. cheer up buddy!

[@robertwalker-smith2739]

In the early 19th century, prison reformers in Pennsylvania replaced the then-current barbaric environment with an explicitly 'penitentiary' model. Prisoners were kept in solitary confinement to enable them to reflect and repent of their crimes. It was discovered that this was even more damaging to their mental and emotional health than the cruel treatment it replaced.

[@HyperactiveNeuron]

The worst part of Rikers Island is it's record in dealing with mental illness. They have a terrible record of lumping the mentally ill in with everyone else which as you can imagine doesn't work out well.

[@peterolbrisch1653]

Well it seems as if we have reached a semantical disagreement. What you call the worst, I call the best.

[@michaelc.]

Hey Guys - love the vids and I'm a regular viewer, but could you PLEASE be just a little more specific with your sponsorship spots? Bespoke Post looks BRILLIANT, I've signed up and done the questionnaire, only to stumble at the final hurdle because they only ship to USA and Canada, and I'm in Australia!!! It would be really good if you could mention restrictions like this during the sponsor spot, because then a significant portion of your international viewership won't waste time trying to access the sponsored product. Cheers!

[@debatable1984]

The question isn’t what’s going on in that prison, it’s who’s in it.

[@tonyatthebeach]

'I'm not going to ask if you enjoyed that video'... Some of us may have!

[@Kiefsti]

This reminds me that I live, within walking distance, to a very minimal security prison that holds a few murders.

[@tkyap2524]

Prisons are not supposed to be 'Hotel California'.

[@jonathanhicks1346]

Can we just start a streaming service called "fact boy!" That just streams all of Simon's content?

[@MrSparky4101]

Water proof case? In 'Murica we call that an ammo can. Happy 4th of July weekend y'all!

[@vbw4551]

What's the music whenever Simon mentions Soviet?

[@GeraldBlack1]

Somebody send Simon some free band-aids!

[@bikeanddogtripsvirtualcycling]

i was expecting to see Fox River 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stevenmartinek815]

Simon Whistler was held in a North Korean prison for sitting down in front of a picture of Kim Jong IL. They tossed Mr. Whistler in the camp, thirty minutes later the guards ran out screaming like scared women. Mr. Whistler was immediately rolled out a red carpet to a waiting helicopter and given transportation to wherever in the world he chose to go. The supreme leader writes Mr. Whistler a formal apology every day, and makes pleas begging for his safety.

[@nealhoffman7518]

With NYC property values I'm continually shocked that they don't shut down rikers and build swanky riverside apartments

[@greyinglis7570]

It's good that Simon stopped playing the field and settled down with a nice advertiser

[@Dfk429S9fo3]

What, no Turkish prisons? Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue...

[@tabbysmithfield3794]

Damn! And I thought Eldorado/RDU was bad!

[@jp-um2fr]

Send some to the UK for a holiday. Ours have TV's, Computers, Gyms, etc, etc. Mind you you get 10 years for doing 31mph in a 30mph limit.

[@donaldseekins6516]

Simon should include Insein Prison, north of Yangon, Myanmar's largest city. A hell for politics prisoners.

[@joeywall4657]

Oh boy. This one looks like it's going to be such a good time LOL