SIGNS THAT ARE WAY TOO FUNNY 2

[@generic_tough_guy.4830]

Chick fill a wins. They're open about the fact they don't serve sundays for religion. McDonald's advertises ice cream and doesn't deliver

[@Iem0nADE]

It’s chick fill a

[@witheeeeeerx]

Bro's autocorrect hit him

[@Agent_Aye11]

I completely agree

[@generic_tough_guy.4830]

@@Iem0nADE lol imma fix that

[@mmjlenlvr]

McDonald’s does deliver tho

[@triplebb9809]

I once saw a sign that said: All trespassers without permit will be executed.

[@gavinshirley]

I saw one that was: one more trespasser and my wind-chime is done, there were four bullet casings hanging and one that was just a string.

[@alicewilloughby4318]

"All trespassers without a permit"? But if they have a permit, then they're not trespassers!

[@doloreslehmann8628]

I saw once that said: Every third person who complains will be shot. There have already been two...

[@sharonhutchins5784]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@_ZeroMaximum_]

The first one actually tied. As a person who can teleport, I can confirm that I can work with both of these.

[@ModelLights]

Chick-fil-A gets 6/7, McDonalds only wins the 1/7 for Sunday. Not a tie score..

[@samuelrodrigues9071]

My preferred method of teleportation is via enderpearl stasis chamber.

[@johndemore6402]

stop lying do you even remember what McDonald's soft serve tastes like I don't and I'm probably old enough to be your moms dad

[@stormikiddd]

1:45 stone gone had me wheezing for some reason 😂😂😂

[@JetTheProPlayz]

ikr

[@teresathayn5170]

Me too!

[@p1nned512]

As an Australian, we don’t have broken ice cream machines majority of the time at McDonald’s

[@Dr.sunshine.]

Lucky

[@laurenhicks1515]

I live in Australia, and we do where I live unfortunately.

[@gavinshirley]

The ice cream sucks anyway.

[@zero.0-0]

but that's Australia, so... ... ...

[@amandaburnside1825]

The employees tell you that cause they clean the machines at a certain time and are too damn lazy to reclean them

[@Cammi_Rosalie]

"Warning: No lawyers beyond this point! Prosecutors will be violated!"

[@g-malaigo1155]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jacklow9611]

It stands to reason they would have the no roller skating sign there, because everyone should know, or be reminded, that you can't roller skate in a buffalo herd (but you can be happy if you've a mind to it).

[@mrcryptozoic817]

Instant memory and chuckle from me

[@Hexalobular]

I'm ashamed to admit that I had to Google it, it rang a bell but I wasn't quite sure how it continued.

[@beybladerkid5489]

1:40 think about it a rock is better at telling the weather than a person who gets paid to.

[@aheigsheig26]

I saw a sign at an auto shop that read “pumpkin spice blinker fluid is back!!”

[@mohammadziaulkarim8152]

The first one was literally coke and pepsi

[@davidneil5124]

At least the "Warning to Tourists" sign wasn't photoshopped to another background like other times I've seen it.

[@TairnKA]

"The customer is always right, but we decide when you're no longer a customer." ;-D

[@BMakabre]

"Our Spicy Chicken Sandwich hits harder than Will Smith"🤣🤣🤣

[@jacobfreeman8198]

0:06 chick-fil-a wins

[@kelf114]

Back in the 70s my dad had a "weather rock". But we just used a rock that was lying near the porch. I love the guy who hung it up and expanded the forecast! Wish my dad was still alive ...he'd absolutely love this! 😄

[@viddork]

They actually used to sell them that way as a desktop novelty.

[@alicewilloughby4318]

0:32 - Jim who? 11:36 - I had to look again to spot the bat. Little ball of fur! 🙂 14:08 - You did this one already.

[@whiterabbit75]

"Singing pop music in a southern accent doesn't make it country." Finally! Someone said it!

[@xbrandi12345x]

I just realized I am a horrible person. I actually wish my local fast food restaurants were more spiteful to one another with competitive signs because I would get enjoyment from this. 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[@Dkenhoney]

"Do not give the Bison psychoactive substances" had me dying in tears. That and "To all you vegans, I killed this cow because it was eating your food. You're welcome."

[@jayking2483]

in the 50s, they gave an elephant lsd, then it had a bad trip, they gave it a dose for body weight not brain size, and overdosed the elephant with barbiturates. bummer.

[@archonfett]

wtf is with random censoring (exotic spices, fingers, show??) personal favorite I've seen "Unattended children will be taught to play warhammer 40K"

[@hadesafterdark8231]

19:26 as a percussionist I can confirm unattended children make for great instruments.

[@killiehall5928]

Especially the hair :D (High school orchestra player here)

[@juliatorre8803]

Is "unattended children" an instrument?

[@brianspangler3771]

0:05. As a mcdonalds worker chick-fil-a wins. I know first hand how aggravating it is when our piece of shit ice cream machines don't work.

[@Volcanicus1-s3e]

I'd rather go to McDonald's than go to Culver's tbh because last time, when my mom and I went there through drive thru and came back home, they only gave what she asked for and I didn't get jack shit which hasn't happened to me at McDonald's yet

[@danielhilley4818]

Absolutely 💯 win for Chick-fil-A

[@haskellbob]

I might be stupid because I don't get it. Oh yes I do, now... McDonald's only sells Chick-Fil-A's product once a week but Chick-Fil-A sells... Nope I still don't get it.

[@danielhilley4818]

@@haskellbob I'll help. Like which ever one you want. Heck like them both! But there is a clear difference between the products and customer service. Neither animal or insect will consume McDonald's product. That's enough for me.

[@averageyoutubeenjoyer3052]

Can confirm America is the best country in the nation.

[@cabman86]

Saw a sign yesterday that said, "Welcome-ish, that depends on who you are and how long you're staying."

[@leeyenherngcalebpeircess6121]

1:42 Stone invisible: foggy Stone melted into puddle: Apocalypse Stone is green: Nothing, just moss

[@jammeranimated2627]

0:36 IDK I was expecting there was a footnote "Clients for Horse Funeral-related events take priority."

[@baliyae]

That student driver bumper sticker is funny! 😂😂😂

[@mr.head09]

Dude censored the most random stuff.

[@russelleyerman4001]

I know that’s insane! Why??

[@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206]

Robo voice got cornfuzed & got a lil censor happy!

[@jonwalker8945]

7:39 ok so when did SMOKING become a word you had to censor? Are you ducking kidding me?

[@katie7748]

One of them had finger blanked out like why

[@jonwalker8945]

@@katie7748 Bc somehow, being offended in todays society is the same as being physically assaulted, apparently. God forbid we hear anything we might disagree with and cause us to start thinking

[@cheeseballs3825]

@@jonwalker8945 can you censor the word thinking? It's offensive to democrats, because they don't know how.

[@jonwalker8945]

@@cheeseballs3825 lmao!🤣 thank you for being the funniest thing I’ve heard all week.

[@jacklow9611]

I wondered about that, too.

[@Jellyayy]

Nahhh not the first oneee 💀💀

[@eetusalmijarvi9082]

They starting a local beef. Better grab popcorn

[@johnblazer7661]

Am I the only one pissed off by the needlessly blanked-out letters?

[@fixitmann6685]

Nah, it's not as if you can't figure out what they are. Actually, makes it funnier.

[@PattyMarshall-l8v]

Stupid and totally unnecessary

[@michaelgunnels9694]

Chikfila wins in the first one because yes Mc Donald's is open everyday but at Chikfila has an excuse for being closed on Sundays what's Mc Donald's excuse for their ice cream machines

[@pvzmariosonica8fan]

I actually know this one because my parents used to work for McDonald's. They say it's because the ice cream machines are never cleaned properly. McDonald's only trains one person to clean the ice cream machines properly, and if that person isn't working, they just say the machines are out of order.

[@amandaburnside1825]

@@pvzmariosonica8fan no it's because the machines are cleaned at a certain time and the employees are too damn lazy to reclean them

[@fixitmann6685]

Solution: get real ice cream at say, Baskin-Robbins. And real chicken at, say, KFC... If you have those in your town.

[@dennisvandermarkt8263]

That made me laugh a ton. Thanks

[@jacklow9611]

Same here.

[@Avabrado]

The Ice cream machine most of the time isn't actually broken, it's being cleaned. They just say it's broken, I mean it's better to know that they care about hygiene ig. (they clean them every day for 3 hours if you're wondering.)

[@evil1by1]

Ok but why do they pick lunch or dinner rush to do so..do that at close or open. Ain't nobody wanting a chocolate milkshake at 5 am.

[@Volcanicus1-s3e]

@@evil1by1 Oh boy 5 am *drinks milkshake* lol

[@fixitmann6685]

So you'd think they'd have TWO machines and stagger the cleaning. Doh.

[@henrybourdon6712]

So maybe they should do like in the old days and sell real ice cream from a bucket with a scoop. Cheaper than a expensive machine that needs constant cleaning as well as selling fake ice cream instead of the real stuff. But then what would become of McFat ass burger if it started to sell real food? A real restaurant instead of a junk food peddler that makes fat unhealthy stupid people that eat more meals with their fingers than with a fork , knife and spoon with a real plate instead of bags, cardboard , wax covered paper cups and plastic lids and straws found everywhere instead of a garbage can where it belongs as well as it's junk food?Even your explanation sucks. Don't tell people it is being cleaned , tell them it's broken by lying. Ever heard the expression" You are what you eat'?

[@mrb1742]

The fact that it says Return of Jim scares me. Like, who is Jim?

[@alanr4447a]

0:05 But Chick-Fil-A's ice cream machines "don't" work on Sunday.

[@chetkent7974]

I read it as ‘’SINGS THAT ARE WAY TO FUNNY’’ and I was like: WHAT IS THIS???

[@kyledavidgalan9908]

15:58 good choice

[@robillingworth8503]

I couldn't read this all at once -- Had to take 4 breaks because my stomach was in pain from laughter!

[@Supperdude9]

I think McDonalds wins. Because, who goes to Chick Fil A for ice cream? I didn't even know they had ice cream. And McDonalds is all like "We have their product when they ain't open."

[@minniemin1324]

ehh going to mcdonald's for ice cream is always a gamble. if you go to chick fil a you are guaranteed to get a chicken sandwich and ice cream

[@nootnoot7725]

At least chick fil a’s ice cream machine isn’t always broken

[@virustheglitch9836]

I would love to know the story behind the Comfort Inn one

[@DanandDonna1]

I swear, this morning, I heard on talk radio, the host's bumper music first thing this morning "ALL I Want For Christmas," Maria Carey. Shut the radio off right then and there. Can not stand to hear it. It is WAY over-played!! I'm sure Maria is really happy about it too.

[@JustMisFitz]

Lmao! Just sold my homing pigeon for the 22nd time. 😂

[@jimsteele9261]

Saw this at a local Burger King: "Now Hiring: Knights for the King"

[@OhHeyItIsNano]

Idk why I like it when TTS says the word "Dog" or "Dogs", Oof. I do like dogs though.

[@shinyplays9479]

4:37 XD its perfect!

[@gavinshirley]

When mom complains about you getting mashed potatoes and French fries: DONT CARE IF ITS CARBS THAT IM EATING.

[@cutekittenlover333orca8]

5:15 My wierd mind immediately just seeing follow someone home. Lol

[@mamarockme8916]

6:43 What kind of “CARPET” are we talking about….?

[@gachalifelilly]

21:11 how much is it if I said “ *hello darling, would you delight me with a small coffee please?* “ 😂

[@jacklow9611]

Then, they pay YOU, I guess.

[@gachalifelilly]

@@jacklow9611 lol

[@CalculatedRiskAK]

"No one wants to work anymore". No, nobody wants to work for minimum wage with zero benefits and no growth opportunities anymore. 15 dollars an hour in retail is even a hard ask now. Too much mental stress for 15.

[@anonygent]

Agreed. McDonald's used to be an entry level job you took as a kid to get your foot on the ladder. Now they expect you to think of it as a career path.

[@minniemin1324]

it's true that no one wants to work anymore. i've heard from multiple people that they don't want to work because the government is giving them money to stay home. why work to get paid when you're basically getting paid to sit at home? but if you want a good paying job, get a degree. level entry jobs that pay minimum wage are for kids who are fresh out of high school or retired people who want something to do because they're bored. those jobs pay what they do because a) kids who work those jobs are still dependent on their parents and live at home or b) retired people were successful in their former careers and don't actually need the money to support themselves, they just want something to do and retirement can be boring

[@evil1by1]

I find a sort of poetic justice in it. The worst people who caused everyone to nope out of customer service are the most bothered by the shortage. I don't like waiting 30 minutes to buy my groceries but I can cope, hell it's not even that bad they have wifi and I have a phone. Karen however...is dying and I love it for her.

[@episode2episode931]

Chik-fil-A wins. Their employees get a day off, and their ice cream machines work.

[@Foxiethetoastingfox]

20:50 why is this sign so accurate, and states the day of my birthday????

[@RickJW-OSM]

(12:54) Hey I think I know what street that monster lives on.

[@mattperciful8970]

I've been saying the country music one for years. Florida Georgia Line ain't country, Merle is. FGL ain't even close to Merle.

[@anonygent]

It stopped being country music when it went from Hank Williams to Jr. Now it's on III, I hear.

[@mattperciful8970]

@@anonygent Hank III is fine.

[@katie7748]

YEP

[@oswaldoellis2180]

Every match with a hitscan team makes me uncomfortable. It even works when I'm just audience.. :/

[@cristinagomez3283]

3:26 tiktokers: I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

[@f-22raptorsantimrdweller17]

0:54 I have that sign in my room loool

[@linenkeyes6329]

Why was “Fingers” censored at 2:35???

[@sharonhutchins5784]

In local newspaper: Local teacher honored with a plague. --uhhhhhh, no thank you.

[@Squizar]

3:27- that looks familiar says familiar underneath

[@SkyStrikeZ]

I want to attend the return of Jim

[@daveroche6522]

Thank you (and all signmakers) - excellent start to a Monday!

[@janel342]

The narrator doesn’t help- isn’t necessary. The voice in your head is best

[@samuelgutierrez3184]

I watched the entire video with no sound. Much better that way.

[@TheFluffyWendigo]

Don't fuck around with lathes. I nearly lost an arm because I was being stupid and I've got the scars as a consolation prize

[@Fadamor]

0:07 Chik-fil-A lied. Their ice cream machines are shut off on Sundays and their holidays. They aren't working at all during those times.

[@robloxian81229]

11:54 RELATABLE

[@ervdoessomething]

POV: you eat too messy. 0:55

[@angelinarodriguez4062]

I like the 5th one lol. Great content thank u

[@BobSTK]

8:20 Still LMAO !!!!!

[@TC-tr8ko]

Chick-fil-A's ice cream machine doesn't work on Sundays.

[@theincrediblebuonaiutos]

Stone gone forecast is a tornado I need this magical stone to predict Canada's weather

[@aculxn]

4:34 LAST RESORT REFRENCE

[@pauljanssen7594]

I recently did a study in McDonald's Burger King and Wendy's the fast food chains and they are allowed to put ground up sawdust in the beef patties they caught by different name some up to 14% I won't mention the Big chain that is but the workers that do the grinding have to sign a confidential reality form to keep their mouth shut. The taste of sawdust in your burger what a what a treat that means they can grind up more fat in the burgers no wonder why you spit up little chunks of stuff. And our young people don't even know what a good burger taste like I long for Big Mac but they don't make them anymore.

[@LudwigTheLongbeard]

this is the battle of the century

[@anonygent]

Thing is, is it even ice cream? McDonald's switched to frozen yogurt decades ago, and it's not the same.

[@SigmaWolf-in2mr]

*Best yet.*

[@evil1by1]

You know I wouldn't have to Dr google myself if doctors ever took any responsibility for incorrect diagnosis....but they don't, they shift the blame and say you should have advocated harder for yourself.

[@mayorb3366]

They don't get kickbacks for diagnosis, that's why about every time someone leaves the doctor's office they have a prescription in their hand.

[@johnkurtz7705]

Yesterday, I went to McDonald's, first time in months. Ice cream machine not working

[@GROOT0404]

13:45 RAISIN BRAN? On what seems to be a kid's menu....is certainly interesting for when parents get annoyed.

[@jacklow9611]

Are you saying that NO kids eat raisin bran?

[@GROOT0404]

@@jacklow9611 Yes.

[@willysedits]

I used the same bottle of shampoo while washing my hair everyday for 4 years

[@SamieMac1]

Chick Fil A always wins!

[@marinegunny826]

Don't patronize McWoke. Don't care how many days of the week they're open

[@deucedeuce1572]

Are things so bad and people so cowardly you can't even say "stop doing drugs" without censoring it? Wow.

[@sillydacialogan]

2023: h* * a* n*w t* t*e g*me

[@bloob4719]

I've seen a sign that read "unattended children will be given lots of caffeine and a pet dog"

[@anonygent]

The one I saw said a Coke and a free kitten.

[@ronswanson7371]

@@anonygent even better

[@kryssyfacegames9409]

#HustledByTheCrow

[@MsSandraCGL]

Yeah I hate my job so much they literally have to pay me to be there.

[@lindakay9552]

I'm vegetarian. 6:49 made me laugh. 😂

[@aftonprime34]

Me: just as confused as ever 😅

[@hueyiroquois3839]

0:55 I've been wondering for years: WTF is the difference between an "eatery" and a restaurant?

[@j3dininja092]

I got a sign saying ‘in this house, we hate the tories’

[@JoshPhoenix11]

3:54 thats not even a chicken, its a rooster

[@CybeleCotter]

"Where would this country be without this great nation of ours?"

[@xxanything_kayleexx619]

13:58 that happened to me once😂

[@jameswaterfield]

15'50" Hire taller staff

[@roygoodhand1301]

9:54 Joel, Hickock, Nye, Paxton, Clinton, Gates, Cosby, Murray... Where's Billy Graham, Billy Ray Cyrus, Billy Bob Thornton and Billy Idol?

[@purpleable9616]

3:55 my English teacher has this

[@cchaffincc]

McDonald’s crispy chicken sandwiches don’t come close to Chick-fil-A. I’ll wait till Monday.

[@malissahyatt2425]

Their ice cream machines don't work on Sundays!!!!! McyD's for the win!!!!!!! Our thoughts and prayers go to Chik fil A for that burn.

[@Xinsomniax]

I got two 20 second unskippable ads before this vid 😢😢