Silicon Valley S01E07 - Code gay

[@Daxter609]

When I first saw this episode I was expecting the girl to take advantage of nerds to basically code her entire product for them.

[@damianpos8832]

well you were right

[@Pranjal446]

Something about this comment reminds me of Penny in Big bang theory

[@rapidfire9130]

I also thought of that as well but didnt happen

[@rclakmal]

@@Pranjal446 Penny used them alright. But she truly cared for them.

[@ultraviolenc3]

SinPunisher I thought the same but that’s why this show is so good. No cliches

[@BoujieeeBee]

The writing in this show is great, but the delivery from the actors is top notch. The way Dinesh softly says "fuuuuuuuck" at 2:14, so good

[@WillCate]

The way Gilfoyle smacks away the drone like a bug is just perfect.

[@bumgum7654]

Right ? This guy FUCKS.

[@PurpleDaemon_]

@@bumgum7654 it`s not Gilfoyle.

[@jemert96]

Gilfoyle literally _hates_ overengineered talking gadgets, so it makes sense

[@sekhars88]

@@bumgum7654 😂

[@khoroshoorange]

@@PurpleDaemon_ yes its goldfoil

[@alexandermylnikov7774]

gilfoyle's laugh is the best thing

[@jonathanriley6442]

“I mean nobody can watch like more than a minute of that film” lmao

[@archimago112]

Gilfoye is my spirit animal

[@5hort5ubject]

Mine too :)

[@sdsdfdu4437]

"beautiful Java" is an oxymoron

[@mastershooter64]

lmao does java look really that bad?

[@sdsdfdu4437]

@@mastershooter64 Yes, it's ugly as hell

[@mastershooter64]

@@sdsdfdu4437 I'm learning c# rn I've heard it's very similar to java, c# is pretty bad too not as good looking as javascript or python

[@paegun]

@@mastershooter64 "not as good looking as javascript or python" are you fucking blind lol

[@lesliealvarez6958]

The strategy to deceive engineers; I disagree but this video it is so damn hilarious 😂

[@theencryptedpartition4633]

I mean, personally man, Dinesh could've hit and then pretend or at least give a poor code solution to her product. I see this could've been a win win

[@jeanculasec1466]

HOLY LOL Richard face at 2:15

[@davejay6855]

They should have just asked iJustine to play herself...

[@stiftblock]

"yeah."

[@Shimeih]

She reminds me so much if iJustine

[@manjurhassan7703]

All coders here fighting over Java/C++/Python, try some Rust, also Golang is good too, I am a Java guy(backend) and I am bored of enterprise Java code, I would rather work on something like Scala/Kotlin on the JVM, I am thinking of learning one other JVM language (Scala) and one C++ equivalent(Rust)...

[@sidhpandit5239]

dinesh took a huge L

[@riyazpatan111]

0:40 what is her actual name??

[@donmenza147]

A.J. Michalka Lainie, on "The Goldbergs"

[@harendrasingh_22]

2:35 hahahaha.

[@syedumararfeen8146]

😂 😂 😂 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@st3ppenwolf]

I guess it's humorous.. pretty stupid though

[@HaseebAli-et4mz]

"i mean she's attractive, but almost every women is attractive"

[@vasyan123]

Pretty much how I think

[@calisongbird]

Haseeb Ali *woman

[@robynd4546]

Richard's face in response is just perfect

[@user-H0000]

when you spent 12 years in a boy' boarding school

[@luisdev7646]

i cant find a flaw in his logic

[@JensenP12]

I think I like Gilfoyle even more than Elrich. The way he says everything with that monotone voice always kills me.

[@LadyPallas]

Jeffrey Lebowski yeah he's my favorite character lol

[@julianhall4787]

Jeffrey Lebows

[@habiebiee1]

never like elrich! Even big head is better than him!

[@nolaz010]

*everyone freaking out about Jared's collagen injections* Gilfoyle looks to Jared: "Fuck you. Fuck you."

[@Simoni1203]

Everyone does.

[@ismailreborn1259]

1:50 Gilfoyle did the exact same evil laugh when they realized that Anton saved all of their data (and their company) on smartfridges.

[@sourabhs14]

Huh huh huh huh

[@haythamkenway7568]

beavis and butthead laugh

[@dingoDogMan]

Ted's naked lady laugh from HIMYM

[@ismailreborn1259]

@@dingoDogMan haha that works too I didn't notice 😅

[@dee_double_u]

Seth Rogen laugh at 0.25x speed lol

[@thealexis6647]

1:49 The way Gilfoyle laughs is so evil and funny.

[@painiscupcake5433]

"And I thought MY jokes were bad.."

[@SOG12341]

1:32 "I mean she's attractive, but almost every woman is attractive" Richard is like, the fuck do you mean?

[@videolover007]

He's more like "Yeah, I know right?"

[@Taospark]

I like how he said No halfheartedly when Gilfoyle offered a subroutine for Dinesh to jack off to.

[@iron982]

he says for average brown guy the woman interaction is so freakin low that after a certain point any woman giving them any kinda interaction is deemed wife worthy

[@stevenan93]

"she's not my type, not dominant enough" LOL

[@velocity1146]

+stevenan93 I think he was joking about the pink streaks not being a dominate gene

[@DeuPKay]

Laughing at a joke you didn't even get LOL

[@arthurvalaer5306]

@@velocity1146 I thought he was saying the streaks were lousy, like half-assed

[@donovanvaughan7161]

@@DeuPKay yes, him and almost 800 others at this point

[@kcdiazWTV]

@@velocity1146 ooooooh 😅

[@keyboardwarrior3327]

a MacBook pro with 2gb of ram? holy shit that's bad.

[@kaneda7368]

Keyboard Warrior my phone has 4. It's amazing how we've progressed

[@lorenzovonmatterhorn4756]

@@kaneda7368 mines has 16gb

[@beclops]

@@lorenzovonmatterhorn4756 Even 16gb gets to be not enough sometimes, xcode is hungry

[@ws6705]

@@beclops i run xcode all the time for all types of projects 16gig is enough.. unless you're doing some sort of ML or training models etc

[@beclops]

@@ws6705 I'm running teams, chrome, xcode, and am building/running an enterprise sized app in the simulator routinely. I can't say which app it is, but I'll just say it's understandable that it's taxing on the system. Plus the VPN software we use is terribly leaky, so all that together results in some locking up every so often.

[@dustin_echoes]

Gilfoyle is the coolest programmer on screen I've seen.

[@spacemaster5206]

He's not actually programmer. He's an actor

[@theencryptedpartition4633]

@@spacemaster5206 but on the show he is programmer. subject_17 is talking about the character on the show.

[@snoowwe]

He is a terrible colleague and no one would like to work with him

[@CheerfullyCynical829]

@@snoowwe Because you're a snowflake with little fragile feelings

[@secrecysmith5001]

@@snoowwe he is just self sufficient.

[@phylosacc]

This would be more realistic if Java code could actually be pretty. Alas...

[@Deathmont]

Yeah, Python is a lot hotter with all that sexy indentations.

[@anobjectiveninja]

Well, it depends on the person writing the code. Functional Java 8 interspersed with some useful Guava can be elegant AF, if done right.

[@bdinh3130]

java can be elegant. but it's like "thicc" elegant. if you're looking for that petite minimal elegance then python. what will never be pretty is php. it's like the elephant man of scripting languages.

[@TunjungUtomo]

maybe not with Java,but with it's half-brother Scala,it really could

[@nolaz010]

HTML5 gets me all hot and bothered.

[@roboninja565]

The little smile Gilfoyle gets when he realizes what's happened is priceless

[@NashBros]

"That means she wants you to lay her" lmao

[@swyxTV]

Nash Bros well is that definitive?

[@insiddious]

His sarcasm is thinly veiled

[@Megalcristo2]

"She is attractive, but almost every woman is attractive". You know, I used to feel proud with myself for thinking that, now that Dinesh say it I feel like shit.

[@GrandmasterofWin]

Having no standards definitely is not a badge of honor. This is why it's good to have bad examples. It helps us see our flaws more clearly.

[@sengv1987]

God, I love this show. Every character has their own personality and development. Why did it had to end? Why!?!?

[@perceptoshmegington3371]

At least it has one of the best endings of any show ever made.

[@kiasta1]

The last season was hard to watch. It was off, but I can't tell why or how. And it sucks that T.J. Miller left. He was a great.

[@jpage5303]

I think the girl was supposed to imitate ijustine.

[@HylerMusic]

JeaIous more people in the show’s demographic know who she is than half of the other actual people these characters are based on. Fucking pointless KZbin trolls, my block list never ends. And regardless, you were right. That, along with a few other minor characters, were verified a few months ago

[@itsnotatoober]

Dave, you're nuts. Dave is crazy, Dave is crazy, Dave is crazy

[@nonenunina]

At first glance I thought it was here LOL

[@Alic4444]

@@itsnotatoober I mean Dave was right, and Dave was informative. But yeah, Dave probably crazy.

[@mirzaahmed6589]

Does look like her.

[@jorgesaxon3781]

Dinesh Describes the java code as "beautiful" this is a subtle nod to the fact that this is a tv show and not reality as no programmer would ever describe any piece of java code as beautiful

[@buddahJesus]

Have you tried spring boot?

[@MeroFuruyaSankarea]

​@@buddahJesus Yeah it's awful lol

[@iamarussianbot3788]

"I just wanted to crawl into her frontal lobe"🤣🤣

[@AnimalLover101195]

I *love* when Gilfoyle puts it together and realizes the amno Dinesh has just given him. 🤣

[@thatcherridings8388]

2:39 underrated joke; they bought cloud atlas but never played it

[@沈啍]

And after Pied Piper Dinesh started a company with Gilfoyle and bought a house next to Gilfoyle’s, so Dinesh could look at Gilfoyle’s code for the rest of his life.

[@leoMC4384]

2:16 Richard tries so hard to not burst out laughing. 😂😂😂

[@uncreative5766]

I just want to know how much of it was Richard laughing vs. Thomas Middleditch breaking character.

[@SanskarWagley]

The girl looks like iJustine

[@milanbhattarai1820]

every member of pied piper has an iphoneone

[@LKxxROXSTAR15]

I think it's AJ Michalka from Aly and AJ if yall remember who they were eheh

[@heisenberg6134]

Milan Bhattarai not dinesh

[@omairbhore]

I dont see it

[@HylerMusic]

Long blonde hair, full figure, an over saturation of pink, the vocal mannerisms... ...I don’t know who else it would be. (Not to mention the interview that came out a few months ago verified it was along with 20 other characters that were mostly minor anyways)

[@benjoe1993]

WTF is this series and why am I not watching it?

[@LadyPallas]

BenJoe72 Silicon Valley. Watch it it's hilarious

[@benjoe1993]

Josh Has A Chaser Dude, I watched the first season in like a day! This is awesome :D

[@marlom7882]

Where can I watch it? I don’t have Hulu or whatever

[@BionicJohn]

Deity Saturn HBO now

[@ajmalsafi13]

@@marlom7882 torrent

[@HarshPandya13]

"Fuuuck" 2:15

[@atulyadora-laskey7056]

Small detail, but watch Jared internally freak out as Monica steals his seat

[@lauisespuah]

How could a girl who had code on her computer at "Gilfoyle-level" need help from someone like Dinesh?

[@shahirkazi8766]

Well, Dinesh is the better programmer, technically speaking. Gilfoyle is more of the systems architecture guy, but he can (occasionally) write good code.

[@varunkumar-dg6kb]

although creators do waana showcase gilfoyle as a savage guy, but they also emphasise a lot, that dinesh is an excellent coder....

[@NotnaRed]

I just discovered this Video. Is the whole series like that? Packed with jokes and without weird laughter in the background? I think I'm in love. Might ever be code gay IDK

[@mskyba]

yeah, it's an awesome show, there are tons of moments as funny or more funny than this one

[@stevegarretson1828]

I second that. The whole show is that quality or better. Jam-packed with that level of humor.

[@nadiiaheckman4213]

My favourite pair - Dinesh and Gilfoyle :) I watch the show just because of them :)

[@5hort5ubject]

Basically same with me as well :) Gilfoyle is basically salt to this tv series :)

[@theencryptedpartition4633]

They are like dog and cat, also there are moments in the show where characters reveal themselves as dog and cat

[@xczechr]

You mispelled Bell Biv Dinesh.

[@yanrice2]

What is it about cloud Atlas? I have tried watching it 5 times

[@barryblack8332]

Imagine having Java and elegant in the same sentence.

[@shrey768]

Cloud Atlas roasted in 1 sentence

[@itommyyang]

"Yeah.. Drink it up! It's not gonna change who you are" My god i'm on the floor rolling

[@elduderino7456]

I really want to see that method now, for academic purposes obviously.

[@atrumluminarium]

I feel sorry for Jarred being left out in the final scene tbh

[@zoomerslayer8244]

This whole show cracked me up.

[@jarrodyuki7081]

silicon valley should do a channel on real estate in sf to encourage gentrification. since they like to focus on concurrent problems in silicon valley both social and technical, development is a topic they should cover.

[@PsyQoBoy]

2:30 is where CODE GAY exists.

[@SE_Tanks]

“Why is that every time I’m going to have sec with a lady, he’s all up in there somehow?”

[@LuckYour]

“Yeah drink it up, that’s no going to change who you are..” jajajajaja it’s killing me..

[@MMMHOTCHEEZE]

Am I the only person that watched Cloud Atlas entirely? I can't be right?

[@5hort5ubject]

Most likely you're QA guy not a dev :)

[@libbsabbs]

"She doesn't know Java, I wrote that code" Someone's seems jealous......

[@blofeld2430]

It's always a delight to see Gilfoyle find a perverted way to have fun.

[@swarupcodes]

Relatable. 😂 Only the thing is I can't concentrate on sex when my code is buggy and in not finding a solution to it.

[@CheerfullyCynical829]

You write bug-free code, pat yourself on the back, and then spank it to photoshopped naked Taylor Swift afterwards, right? That's probably a typical night for you.

[@TropicalPriest]

Ya know what. This show actually looks pretty good.

[@juhig.8288]

I don't know what I like most about this, Gilfoyle's laugh or the cloud atlas joke

[@StayFrost224]

When you realize that Charlotte is played by a former Disney star....

[@lucgh2007]

Yeah I also found her familiar, in what show did she appeared?

[@StayFrost224]

She was in a Disney channel movie. But she often appeared in the channel with her sister Aly & AJ

[@DaGleese]

I like how they hadn't even started watching Cloud Atlas

[@kim-o-san]

"Yeah. Drink up. But it's not going to change who you are". So true!!!

[@pikiwiki]

exquisite

[@PratikBhattacharya3010]

am i the only who wants to see Golfoyle's sub routing more than anything else in the episode?

[@nikhilm103]

That’s what I listened to and stopped drinking. “Drink it up, it’s not gonna change who you are.”

[@bradperry4385]

I crack up every time I watch Guilfoyle smack that drone.

[@leonhardeuler9839]

“Your code gay” 😂😂

[@mastershooter64]

Big fan, I love your integral, you know that gamma function you invented and represented as an integral, I love that, it's awesome. Also, it's "you're".

[@harshmellow5026]

I could not stop laughing at this..

[@TonyWony]

Oof this happen to me when I saw a really complex shader node layout. Turn out she downloaded

[@adityaverma2492]

As an actor I think he almost gave away, his hand was already moving up almost reflex action.

[@boudreauxbroletariat3959]

they really missed a good pun with "gay-coded"

[@Pravasith]

Cloud atlas - a movie nobody watches for more than a minute.

[@louisazraels7072]

a great injustice

[@rebengas889]

pfffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccck hahahahahaha

[@RetroRob420]

2:37 "NNNOOOOOOOO!" 🤣😂

[@testla3383]

Marvel missed the opportunity to include SV into their universe here

[@SkyProtonFood]

lol. that's Paul F. Tompkins as the drone

[@danielgally6389]

whos the actress?

[@Katie-xd1nt]

CATRA!?!?

[@starc_4907]

These both guys are now part of MCU!!!! LMAO

[@nitishbansal6878]

He got code blocked!!

[@shadowunifer]

I now have to watch this show...

[@Publiclighthouse]

GIlfoyle's laugh is haunting.

[@天悟空]

Code gay

[@ireview8621]

"Drink it up, it's not going to change who you are"

[@mj2068]

i thought cloud atlas was great movie, is it just me?

[@medwerld]

drinking up, it's not gonna change who you are

[@zoomerslayer8244]

*iJustine !!!!*

[@rayhollander]

Gilfoyle laugh and Dinesh "Ohhh fuck"

[@nccamsc]

Subroutine? That's not Java.

[@smackinbaits6693]

Lot's of funny bits in this scene... Richard after Dinesh says he's in love..."whoooow" Dinesh "i mean she's attractive but almost all women is attractive... Guilfoyle "You're gay for my code, you're code gay"

[@higoramorim5380]

wow nice architeture, short methods, clean variable names... In my opinion every Jr Developer is a "code gay" lol

[@u4tiwasdead]

Her IDE is in light mode.

[@BlackLyondreamworks]

I WANT THIS!!! can god give me friends like this! Who wants to start a cool start up!!! LETS GOOO

[@rabronin]

3:35 Dinesh realises he really is code gay 😂

[@sharinganuser1539]

Java code ... pretty...🙄🙄this right here... the most oxymoronic oxymoron I will ever hear....

[@octav7438]

I watch a random video. "Tabs Over Spaces", I click on the next up video. and I see Gabe Newell and then theres the guy from stuber...