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Tracy Kennedy

Tracy Kennedy

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@markjamesrodgers
@markjamesrodgers 5 жыл бұрын
Love how a sales guy on his first day already has another guy "shadowing" him!
@NateB
@NateB 4 жыл бұрын
I think it's a riff on how fast the sales group expands
@SayAhh
@SayAhh 4 жыл бұрын
Gotta be a step ahead to get ahead.
@ZoruaHunter
@ZoruaHunter 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he gets referred as Keith's shadow in the later episode
@dcamron46
@dcamron46 2 жыл бұрын
@@SayAhh lmao and lunch time is crunch time
@vnvcleto
@vnvcleto 10 ай бұрын
Kinda like rappers doing ad libs.
@tc2241
@tc2241 4 жыл бұрын
“We identified ALL of our underlying issues” That’s when knew this was fictional and could not harm me
@rothbardfreedom
@rothbardfreedom 3 жыл бұрын
As a software tester, I have heard these many times. And every time what he meant was "we think we have identified....".
@fanzhang5568
@fanzhang5568 3 жыл бұрын
@@rothbardfreedom yeah it’s not fantasy, but a comic delivery of the 2 extremes of the idealistic but impractical dev leader and the ruthlessly practical sales guys.
@paulogaspar8295
@paulogaspar8295 2 жыл бұрын
@@backstromforsberg people do speak like this speacially in pitching meeting. They allways over exagerate things to a stupid level.
@gezenews
@gezenews 8 ай бұрын
Hey Jan here, they call me Jan the man, so what you're seeing here is Richard has built a platform that bypasses the need for a black box. Since it was developed that way, barring predictable flare-up, there is absolutely 0 reason it should not scale unless the devs are garbage. Sorry. It's not that hard. It's hard to go from these cookie cutter Ford factory hump jobs, leave, and develop software correctly. But it's not actually hard.
@stickman2012
@stickman2012 Жыл бұрын
"I'm using it as a rhetorical example of a bad idea. That's f***ing stupid." This quote lives rent free in my head.
@markjamesrodgers
@markjamesrodgers 9 ай бұрын
The team loved it!
@oompaloompa6064
@oompaloompa6064 4 ай бұрын
I’ve used that line a couple of times at work while having meetings with… wait for it… sales team 😂😂😂
@jgrosch94709
@jgrosch94709 8 жыл бұрын
I've been in more than a few of those meetings. It makes you want to go out to the parking lot and set their cars on fire. Their reaction would be to form a focus group to decide how they feel about their cars being on fire.
@top1percent424
@top1percent424 8 жыл бұрын
Josef Grosch BEST THING I HAVE READ 😂
@409raul
@409raul 4 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha
@RantallionAI
@RantallionAI 4 жыл бұрын
Cool story bro.
@coreygolphenee9633
@coreygolphenee9633 3 жыл бұрын
On scale of one to five how does everybody feel about your smoldering tesla
@chang-kp9sp
@chang-kp9sp 3 жыл бұрын
This new sales team is asking right questions .He is the one gave idiotic answer. Because not everyone is engineers although the sales focus on business to business.
@matt72986
@matt72986 8 жыл бұрын
I work in tech in Silicon Valley and I can confirm this is exactly how every meeting with the sales teams go.
@hmm2928
@hmm2928 7 жыл бұрын
matt and they introduce themselves like the same way ?
@sinrtb
@sinrtb 7 жыл бұрын
It is actually a habit formed from having most meetings on a phone. Trust me every one in a large decentralized company gets into this habit (I am a business apps developer for a telecom). Having everyone in the same room like that is unheard of.
@G7130
@G7130 5 жыл бұрын
Old comment, but agree. I work in tech implementation for VMware and Dell EMC - Sales does this everywhere. They tell customers a product will do XYZ (when it doesn't) and sell it then we're left holding the bag.
@AllenHanPR
@AllenHanPR 5 жыл бұрын
This is very accurate. Once you're on the phone in a group. It's like listening to one guy.
@Music64378
@Music64378 5 жыл бұрын
@Natasel cause you need sales to make money.
@someusername121
@someusername121 2 жыл бұрын
The CEO sitting in for 30 seconds is so true to life. "oh I care enough to show up but not enough to actually listen to anything past the first slide"
@Cyril29a
@Cyril29a 10 ай бұрын
It is almost as if they have other things to do.
@eccotom1
@eccotom1 10 ай бұрын
​@@Cyril29ayeah they have to do nothing
@Cyril29a
@Cyril29a 10 ай бұрын
@@eccotom1Well if they do nothing you should have no problem getting a job as a CEO then
@eccotom1
@eccotom1 10 ай бұрын
@@Cyril29a yeah
@simonjester2424
@simonjester2424 8 ай бұрын
Yeah, watching their horse get bred.
@0ldfashi0ned
@0ldfashi0ned 4 жыл бұрын
I work at a large tech company and I can attest that the series is more of a documentary than it is fiction.
@pritishsai
@pritishsai 7 жыл бұрын
Who wants to bet that Gilfoyle was responsible for the foreigner image?
@SelectiveSnapper
@SelectiveSnapper 5 жыл бұрын
He twisted Google index for certain keywords to keep Dinesh image popup ? Haha
@malangi31
@malangi31 4 жыл бұрын
He himself is a foreigner. Lol
@lampsizgod
@lampsizgod 3 жыл бұрын
When I saw Dinesh being represented as the foreigner, I just lost it.
@randicalib
@randicalib 3 жыл бұрын
@Ahmad Sakallahl jd M
@randicalib
@randicalib 3 жыл бұрын
yes
@christyag1177
@christyag1177 3 жыл бұрын
Can’t agree more! I’m a technical architect but always call myself a developer. Whenever we meet with sales team, they always introduce with their exact long roles and regions lol so true
@paulchoi5206
@paulchoi5206 2 жыл бұрын
I went from UX developer to technical engineer to Lead QA engineer to QA Automation Engineer to developer. I literally do the same thing I did from day 1. Originally hired to do some website interface integrations, but noticed they didn't properly QA stuff, so I just started writing test automations, was asked to transition to that full time. Now I work from home and run 3 scripts and push 4 buttons and my day is done.
@bobbobson6290
@bobbobson6290 2 жыл бұрын
@@paulchoi5206 needs more automation. How can someone play video games in peace while still having to push 4 buttons a day.
@phildinh852
@phildinh852 2 жыл бұрын
Technical architects are basically sales engineers though, you don’t write code
@StrayCatInTheStreets
@StrayCatInTheStreets 2 жыл бұрын
@@phildinh852 Some of us do- some of us are just principal engineers that also have to draw diagrams for idiots to be able to do their day to day jobs.
@alexjeffrey3981
@alexjeffrey3981 8 ай бұрын
​@@StrayCatInTheStreetscan confirm, am principal engineer and have to draw pretty pictures so the BAs can understand.
@oswaldcm
@oswaldcm 8 жыл бұрын
... and foreigners. that had me rolling on the floor laughing so hard.
@nolaughingmatter
@nolaughingmatter 7 жыл бұрын
Gilfoyle must have put Dinesh's photo there haha
@g.dejong7804
@g.dejong7804 6 жыл бұрын
Ben Same
@mirjamheijn5214
@mirjamheijn5214 6 жыл бұрын
"Gilfoyle must have put Dinesh's photo there haha" Bit racist to immediately blame the illegal alien.
@kevinarzola4781
@kevinarzola4781 5 жыл бұрын
Jared looking over at Richard made it great lmao
@-theparliament-sessions6215
@-theparliament-sessions6215 5 жыл бұрын
You, people, are really something
@CheesyDoesItCooking
@CheesyDoesItCooking 4 жыл бұрын
all of this is accurate except in my world, they already sold the box and we're having a meeting on how i can deliver the box within a week
@Staysyk
@Staysyk 3 жыл бұрын
So true...
@vonb2792
@vonb2792 3 жыл бұрын
1 week! That's a lot of time!
@velvetimpulse
@velvetimpulse 8 ай бұрын
Damn, so true. Happens at my company all the time. Sales is unhinged. What's worse, I work in marketing, so often we are told (by Sales) to create landing pages and market stuff that doesn't exist because they already sold it and need to make it look like it does. It's pretty darn close to criminal.
@AndorranStairway
@AndorranStairway 4 жыл бұрын
This isn’t even an exaggeration. Sales people literally talk and behave like this 100%
@SelectiveApathy82
@SelectiveApathy82 3 жыл бұрын
I wish they would all drop dead. I mean, they're completely useless! Why the fuck do companies even need them!?
@darian1903
@darian1903 3 жыл бұрын
@@SelectiveApathy82 It’s pretty simple, they bring in revenue. Without revenue the product can’t be built and no one gets paid. The product doesn’t sell itself.
@SelectiveApathy82
@SelectiveApathy82 3 жыл бұрын
@@darian1903 Well, I truly hope they are absolutely *nothing* like this IRL. If I was Richard, I would have walked right here and taken my product with me. I wouldn't be able to stomach it. Billions and lawsuits be damned.
@boohda1995
@boohda1995 3 жыл бұрын
@@SelectiveApathy82 So.. you say "I wish they would all drop dead" and "they're completely useless" wihout knowing what the actually do...? You apperantly also have never worked with anyone who worked in Sales. In my company... the sales people are a part in the design process... because they know what the industry wants and what the industry needs. They are the key component for b2b and b2c communication...
@SelectiveApathy82
@SelectiveApathy82 3 жыл бұрын
@@boohda1995 You misunderstood. I said I wish they would all fuck off and drop dead, IFFFFFF they anything at all like these horrible assholes in the show. If they are helpful and attentive like you describe, then they are definitely valuable and should be there. However there is one position I will never change my mind on: I don't care how good the salespeople are in a company, the engineers are MORE valuable and should be respected more. The people who actually CREATE an amazing product from scratch with their math, science, and programming ingenuity >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the people who peddle it to the masses.
@Lcarter52
@Lcarter52 6 жыл бұрын
poor dinesh. dude just wanted some coconut water and got tagged as a 'FOREIGNER'
@AnthonyLi
@AnthonyLi 5 жыл бұрын
not hot dog
@prasanth_m7
@prasanth_m7 5 жыл бұрын
he was a foreigner
@TodorescuProgramming
@TodorescuProgramming 5 жыл бұрын
@@prasanth_m7 actually he is not, he has citizenship and his family for generations... gilfoyle is a foreigner since he just moved from canada and doesn't have papers
@prasanth_m7
@prasanth_m7 5 жыл бұрын
@@TodorescuProgramming actually he was.....He immigrated from pakistan, he also mentions that it took 5 years to get citizenship for him and got questioned about al-qaeda. I dont get where you got that retarded statement of he and his family being citizens for generations. He immigrated from pakistan
@teamyordle23
@teamyordle23 4 жыл бұрын
​@@TodorescuProgramming Actually, in the same episode where Gilfoyle was found out to be an illegal immigrant, he went to the DMV or wherever and got his citizenship within 5 minutes while Dinesh was still trying to find parking.
@TrollMeister_
@TrollMeister_ 3 жыл бұрын
Bill Gates who served as a consultant for the show said that many of his friends in Silicon Valley (the place) don’t watch the show because it’s too real and they don’t enjoy the parodying that much. Bill Gates himself is a big fan.
@bigduke2140
@bigduke2140 3 жыл бұрын
Felt the same way about "the office" UK version. Worked with so many people just like that Slough office team. Really could not watch it - made me feel sick to my stomach - still not seen all of it.
@lightyagami1752
@lightyagami1752 3 жыл бұрын
This is why Silicon Valley is one of my all-time favourites. Behind the comedy, it could almost be a documentary. Just like Yes Minister and Yes Prime Minister - this is just an American version of the concept. Except for the sixth season, I adore Silicon Valley. The show deserved a better ending. May be a bit OT here, but I fell for the hype and started watching a bit of Mr Robot. Big mistake. Pretentious pile of poo, and yes - I "got" the hacking references. It just takes itself too seriously.
@TreXXen
@TreXXen 3 жыл бұрын
No
@skoto8219
@skoto8219 3 жыл бұрын
Elon Musk said - and you could tell he was being 100% serious - that Silicon Valley is actually weirder than what you see on the show
@gedalyahreback2133
@gedalyahreback2133 3 жыл бұрын
I've never found the time to watch it, but I've been working in the Tel Aviv startup scene for years. This scene started off too real. Then the whole thing about sales telling engineering what to do and to get rid of machine learning is just nonsense.
@robhodges6019
@robhodges6019 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm using it as a rhetorical example of a bad idea!" Incredible line lmao
@stickman2012
@stickman2012 Жыл бұрын
This quote lives rent free...followed my "It's f***ing stupid.
@cry2love
@cry2love 3 жыл бұрын
Richard - DON'T do the box, it's the worst idea ever possible The team - The box it is
@wickandde
@wickandde 6 жыл бұрын
Lost my shit seeing Dinesh's confused face pop up on the "...and foreigners" part 😂
@fasahatkhan8642
@fasahatkhan8642 3 жыл бұрын
same. lol
@DeViLTh0rn
@DeViLTh0rn 3 жыл бұрын
funniest shit LMAO
@ijazkhan3335
@ijazkhan3335 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed more at Jared looking at Richard right after it
@TheHadi545
@TheHadi545 Жыл бұрын
Lmao first snowden and then Dinesh 🤣🤣🤣 too good
@malighos
@malighos 3 жыл бұрын
What I learned as a software engineer is never tell sales what you might work on or they will sell not implemented features and force you to implement shit that might even be bad.
@PropaneWP
@PropaneWP 2 жыл бұрын
And when the angry customers inevitably call because their shit doesn't work, they give them your personal number.
@bounty1402
@bounty1402 2 жыл бұрын
I've seen this many times in different companies. //End of the comment. /*---------------------------*/ I worked in a company where I was left in a corner answering the phone and taking care of assistance tickets, but I had a permanent contract and a decent salary. Then I decided to change jobs and work for a new small company where I was the only developer. Little did I know they had already sold the software I was working on to three companies. I had to work literally day and night to catch up, prove myself and meet the expectations. I mean I worked up to 14 hours a day....it was a good experience, I earned a lot of experience but it was unsustainable, then after a while I changed jobs again and now I work for a bigger company, have a higher salary and work "only" up to 48 hours a week. I know that without my previous experience I wouldn't have found my current (and better) job. I'm Italian by the way, and English is my third language.
@gruweldaad
@gruweldaad 2 жыл бұрын
Why isn’t your work being done for the benefit of the customer?
@ResilientFighter
@ResilientFighter Жыл бұрын
Too real
@John_Fx
@John_Fx Жыл бұрын
“How hard would it be to…”
@clasmata
@clasmata 5 жыл бұрын
Rumour has it he is still shadowing Keith.
@NateB
@NateB 4 жыл бұрын
From the shadows.
@ZoruaHunter
@ZoruaHunter 3 жыл бұрын
"And do you take Keith as your husband?" "Shadowing for Keith, I do"
@MirzaAhmed89
@MirzaAhmed89 5 ай бұрын
Jan is still The Man.
@JoeyVSupreme
@JoeyVSupreme 4 жыл бұрын
The irony that The Box was Richard’s nightmare and Galvin and Jack’s dream, which led to their downfall and ultimately Richard (and the gang)’s success. What phenomenal story telling.
@shadmanbinayub108
@shadmanbinayub108 3 жыл бұрын
Spoiler Alert: Richard also falls & ultimately working in Belson's name in the end of the series.
@JoeyVSupreme
@JoeyVSupreme 3 жыл бұрын
I loved the ending. The entire series, the gang wants to get rich and change the world. And they do change the world, but don’t get rich. And it’s not treated like this woe is me story. I don’t think that silicone valley could’ve ended any better.
@shadmanbinayub108
@shadmanbinayub108 3 жыл бұрын
@@JoeyVSupreme By not letting Piep Pier AI control the world, Richard did make the world a better place. That's the positive side. That's why he said," I think we did okay".
@van-hieuvo8208
@van-hieuvo8208 2 жыл бұрын
There's nothing wrong with the box in and of itself. It's just that Gavin has always been a self-sabotaging idiot because of his obsessiveness, pettiness, and vindictiveness.
@Pantsinabucket
@Pantsinabucket 2 жыл бұрын
@@JoeyVSupremeI mean Jian Yang got to fuck off to SE Asia and stole Erlich’s identity and presumably assets, plus sold off that house for likely millions of dollars. Bighead still has all the money his dad saved for him (Russ buys him out of PP the day before launch). Monica works for the NSA and probably sold PP’s codebase for hefty fortune, while Gilfoyle and Dinesh are big businessmen. In the end the only non-rich characters from the main cast are Richard and Jared, and even then Jared’s well-off enough to volunteer full time at a nursing home.
@SinaGhashghaei
@SinaGhashghaei 3 жыл бұрын
What people are missing in this scene is how the founder is always the best sales person.
@GooglerPraveen
@GooglerPraveen 2 жыл бұрын
I mean yeah he was the one who came up with the box idea.
@montyi8
@montyi8 4 жыл бұрын
This show was gold, hope they make new shows like this
@phillspencer
@phillspencer 3 жыл бұрын
Mythic quest is similar
@shahirabdullah5438
@shahirabdullah5438 3 жыл бұрын
That horse scene will haunt me for the rest of my life
@BoraHorzaGobuchul
@BoraHorzaGobuchul 11 күн бұрын
The Glock moment. Come to think of it, Pied Piper could also do that, just like Glock.
@top1percent424
@top1percent424 8 жыл бұрын
That deep learning part was so on point. I love this show!!!!
@ZackIAm
@ZackIAm 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who’s on a sales team in a tech company…. This is exactly how people introduce and how these type of meetings go 😂
@StudioStar
@StudioStar 7 ай бұрын
Every minute of this show is like a finely choreographed ballet of comedy
@divineinterruption9816
@divineinterruption9816 5 жыл бұрын
Was in tech sales for 2 big companies (one of which has really fast electric cars). Sales meetings at both places were the worst and biggest waste of time. Our managers were all from purse companies and knew nothing about tech lol
@hmm2928
@hmm2928 5 жыл бұрын
How accurate is silicon valley in representing the tech world in usa ?
@vetvet9088
@vetvet9088 5 жыл бұрын
Akash Gupta it’s scary how accurate it is. The show’s creator is know for making his content, like Office Space, realistic to relate to people. Of course he uses exaggeration for comedic effect, but… quite realistic nonetheless 😳
@DataLog
@DataLog 3 жыл бұрын
I found that 80% of communications with clients and meetings in general are useless waste of time. I literally lose half of my day and have done nothing. And I still have tasks on my table that I have to cram in somewhere...
@hoppinghobbit9797
@hoppinghobbit9797 2 жыл бұрын
At least the sales people from Hooli knew what the customers wanted.
@dank6617
@dank6617 6 жыл бұрын
"Think inside the box" lol
@SP-ny1fk
@SP-ny1fk Жыл бұрын
This is a factual representation of a sales team. If you know, you know.
@jamesallen5591
@jamesallen5591 6 жыл бұрын
This is the first I have ever seen of this show. I think I'm going to get hooked on it.
@Trazynn
@Trazynn 7 жыл бұрын
Haha 0:18 I only just noticed that sales woman has a keyboard with a smartphone plugged into it. Doesn't even use a laptop.
@latinolawdog5067
@latinolawdog5067 4 жыл бұрын
That's Jan. But people call her "Jan The Man".
@mikelrivas7561
@mikelrivas7561 4 жыл бұрын
@@latinolawdog5067 he is talking about the other woman
@latinolawdog5067
@latinolawdog5067 4 жыл бұрын
MIKEL RIVAS ah, shit, you’re right. That ruins my joke.
@mbk0mbk
@mbk0mbk 4 жыл бұрын
@@latinolawdog5067 let's call her Jan the other man .
@pointlesslylukesplainingpo1200
@pointlesslylukesplainingpo1200 4 жыл бұрын
@@mikelrivas7561 That's not Jan, Jan the Man
@the3rdid485
@the3rdid485 4 жыл бұрын
Wow. That horse blew so much it literally overflowed and smacked down on the floor super loud. Damn son.
@clivenazareth7069
@clivenazareth7069 3 жыл бұрын
How is the horse portion the least insane thing in this scene
@jimboblordofeskimos
@jimboblordofeskimos 3 жыл бұрын
@@clivenazareth7069 Its even more insane when you realise that they must have had the actors just standing around infront of the horses waiting for them to fuck so they could get the shot.
@SumoCumLoudly
@SumoCumLoudly 3 жыл бұрын
@@jimboblordofeskimos no, the actors would turn up at the scheduled time of the mating
@rachellejanssen2655
@rachellejanssen2655 6 жыл бұрын
for me usually it's the other way around "we need it to be secure" "right" "but no logins, that's disruptive user flow" "wait what?" "we don't want strangers on our platform, we need to link the service to a person" "right but" "so that our partners can contact our clients, eliminating much of our middle man involvement" "but you need to store user info and login credentials for that to work!" "no we don't? they have their mobile phone where they use the finger print scanner" "not every phone has a finger print scanner!" "well that's not our problem, is it? we don't make phones, we are a logistics company"
@fabriccioman
@fabriccioman 8 жыл бұрын
This was a superhilarious scene! I loled so hard. I love Silicon Valley.
@cdgtopnp
@cdgtopnp 3 жыл бұрын
It never occurred to me while watching the show but this clip makes it perfectly clear---- Jeff Washburn is Steve Ballmer
@Lius525
@Lius525 8 жыл бұрын
Jan the man is so handsome.
@peesicle
@peesicle 4 жыл бұрын
First
@malangi31
@malangi31 4 жыл бұрын
Her face is so sexy
@MirzaAhmed89
@MirzaAhmed89 4 жыл бұрын
It's a trap.
@rock3tcatU233
@rock3tcatU233 4 жыл бұрын
@@MirzaAhmed89 Would still hit that.
@BoraHorzaGobuchul
@BoraHorzaGobuchul 11 күн бұрын
Or winsome. But definitely not pretty
@nowbut178
@nowbut178 4 жыл бұрын
"they called me Jan the man" she so proud about her name 😂😂😂
@stephenc8
@stephenc8 8 жыл бұрын
Jan the man lol
@planetruths1373
@planetruths1373 6 жыл бұрын
Mcrey Fonacier cause she's hot.
@wildreams
@wildreams 6 жыл бұрын
Because you like Man.
@JH-ji6cj
@JH-ji6cj 5 жыл бұрын
@air pods you're hot for her code, er, the other c word....wait, the other-OTHER C word
@dariellamberto4454
@dariellamberto4454 5 жыл бұрын
She's high level feminazi
@sadhanabrataroy9117
@sadhanabrataroy9117 5 жыл бұрын
If Jan is the man... Then who is Becky Lynch???
@seanwebb605
@seanwebb605 2 жыл бұрын
Richard screwed up. For a long time he had an algorithm and didn't understand what he wanted to do with it. Eventually he landed on New Internet. But his product, service and business plan was vague and unfocused. He accidently hit on a a strategy to create the company's minimal viable product. Action Jack recognized that you could understand a data storage box. You could market and sell that product and service. You could charge a fee for ongoing service. All of the triangles aligned for Jack. Richard wanted funding, structure, resources and people to continue on the idea and find the business model later. Previous investors said sell ads and collect data. I do love that the entire premise of the show became open systems versus closed systems. And the benefits and risks of each. Cool stuff.
@bdidue6998
@bdidue6998 Жыл бұрын
Technically Jack's sell wasn't bad. What was bad however, is they lost proprietary ownership of the algorithm in one case, and I believe they also forfeited work on it for a few years as well in another.
@BoraHorzaGobuchul
@BoraHorzaGobuchul 11 күн бұрын
Completely agree, they could use the box as a cash cow to do b2c stuff they wanted
@thepowerlies
@thepowerlies 5 жыл бұрын
Richard's face in the end : "kill me now please"
@nulI_dev
@nulI_dev Жыл бұрын
I don't think any show will ever be able to top this. This series was a fucking masterpiece
@graytonw5238
@graytonw5238 Жыл бұрын
"Think inside the box", omg, this dovetails perfectly with Jack Barker's infamous "conjoined triangles of success", which is literally a box.
@morrisndegwa1324
@morrisndegwa1324 2 жыл бұрын
so no one noticed Kieth, North Eastern Regional exchanging places and shirts with his colleague in the same meeting?
@thomasnn
@thomasnn 7 жыл бұрын
Thats a lot of mac book airs on one table
@kylenetherwood8734
@kylenetherwood8734 7 жыл бұрын
Thomas Nilsson Product placement
@falseego99
@falseego99 7 жыл бұрын
tech startups , specially software , usually prefer to give those to every employee to handle heavy ram usage softwares/ editors
@joseluki
@joseluki 7 жыл бұрын
Go to any university in the UK or USA.
@nomader5537
@nomader5537 7 жыл бұрын
wtf are you talking about?
@nomader5537
@nomader5537 7 жыл бұрын
exactly
@neoblackcyptron
@neoblackcyptron 4 жыл бұрын
I like the technical jargon. It makes sense. It’s not just buzz words. They’re technical writer is good.
@lovestop101
@lovestop101 4 жыл бұрын
The irony is strong 💪
@gilian2587
@gilian2587 2 жыл бұрын
Their technical writer is good.
@tylerwinkle323
@tylerwinkle323 8 ай бұрын
the sales guys were actually preventing Skynet from happening the whole time!
@macabrew
@macabrew 5 жыл бұрын
I love how it just glazes over 2 horses going ham rofl
@sqlevolicious
@sqlevolicious 7 ай бұрын
The accuracy of the dead-eyed slimy sales people listening, but-not-at-all-listening, to company projection and engineering talk with the lead programmer is just so damn real. I have literally been in this same exact room multiple times.
@Mushruums
@Mushruums 3 жыл бұрын
Every office has a Jan the Man
@dr_IkjyotSinghKohli
@dr_IkjyotSinghKohli Жыл бұрын
When someone from Deloitte infiltrates your tech company and starts attending meetings...
@Scrumtrulescent1
@Scrumtrulescent1 5 жыл бұрын
The really sad thing is that this is barely an exaggeration
@dazzaondmic
@dazzaondmic 7 жыл бұрын
"That's fucking stupid!" .. That's where I lost it lol
@Nedwin
@Nedwin 4 жыл бұрын
Love the scrum presentation. Nice scene.
@SilverScarletSpider
@SilverScarletSpider 5 жыл бұрын
The picture of Dinesh was hilarious 🤣
@uwuk_hai
@uwuk_hai 5 жыл бұрын
my brain just died when every sales clapped their hands in awe...
@Issara86
@Issara86 5 жыл бұрын
Every. Sales. Meeting. I've been in.
@anmolt3840051
@anmolt3840051 4 жыл бұрын
Ironic that Richard's insistence on learning ultimately doomed the company
@lucgh2007
@lucgh2007 7 жыл бұрын
"No, no, no! I'm using it as a rethorical example of a bad idea. THAT'S FUCKING STUPID!". hahahahahahahahah
@philipfry9436
@philipfry9436 5 жыл бұрын
*You are the man, Jan.*
@Austinkungfuacademy
@Austinkungfuacademy Жыл бұрын
That look Jared and Richard gave each other at 3:39 after they posted Dinesh's picture for "foreigners" had me ROLLING!!!
@Replicant2600
@Replicant2600 2 жыл бұрын
As a technical solutions consultant, it’s hard to explain what I do, but when they ask I send them this clip as an almost exact representation.
@dromedda6810
@dromedda6810 2 жыл бұрын
This show made me appreciate my job so much more, because i never realized how much worse it could've been
@akashdebnath8492
@akashdebnath8492 2 жыл бұрын
When they say foreigners and shows Dinesh's face , that is so funny 😂😂
@TombstoneHeart
@TombstoneHeart 3 жыл бұрын
My son has worked in IT for about 20 years now and his biggest bug-bear, among many, is stupid sales people making impossible promises to potential clients that the tech people simply can't deliver. He has always said that their ability to lie endlessly is only surpassed by their moronic inability to see that their lies will cost everyone time and money......and future clients.
@PropaneWP
@PropaneWP 2 жыл бұрын
Because in sales the dominating culture is competing for making the most sales. They don't give a shit about long term. They don't work for the company, they work for making the highest commission possible.
@diarmuidosullivan7391
@diarmuidosullivan7391 2 жыл бұрын
They get the commission now and don't care about anything else.
@if-constexpr
@if-constexpr 2 жыл бұрын
This is 100% true. Happened at the first company I worked in, where the CEO would do this; then a decision was made to have the CTO accompany the CEO, so that he doesn't make such moronic mistakes.
@spacegerrit9499
@spacegerrit9499 Жыл бұрын
Service Delivery Managers can be a pain too. "Hello customer, you wan't 24/7 security service? Even though that's not in the agreed SLA. No problem, it's done!" SDM to ME, a Cyber Security Officer: "Oh yeah, btw, you will have to have your phone on you at all times." Me: "What, like in the evenings?" "Yeah, and the weekends." "Wait what? I have no free time anymore?" "I guess? Gotta go! Bye!" Bunch of morons.
@ResilientFighter
@ResilientFighter Жыл бұрын
100000% spot on. This is too real..
@markjamesrodgers
@markjamesrodgers 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best constructed and executed scenes of all time.
@JohnDoe-fo9ri
@JohnDoe-fo9ri 7 жыл бұрын
"SPIES..." *Edward Snowden shows up* Hahaha, holy shit.
@florinadrian5174
@florinadrian5174 7 ай бұрын
It fits, he was CIA.
@loooke7197
@loooke7197 2 жыл бұрын
you can hate the sales team, but the Box is the only market viable product Pied piper ever made
@exildur
@exildur Жыл бұрын
Lmao Dinesh's photo popping up when they said "foreigners", coupled with Jared's concerned expression 🤣🤣🤣
@kimeraevent
@kimeraevent 4 жыл бұрын
Having sales people on staff before you have even finished and begin the process to ship your product is a good way to waste the funding you just killed yourself to get. They sit there doing nothing and collecting a decent sized check for it.
@AkshayAradhya
@AkshayAradhya 3 жыл бұрын
Or in my case they start promising clients that x and y features are going to be there in the product when the developers haven't even planned for it.
@mrunknown4526
@mrunknown4526 3 жыл бұрын
Couldn't agree more...you never now what applications can emerge from a piece of tech...they will do what is easy to do
@quengmingmeow
@quengmingmeow Ай бұрын
Someone needs to know what the Conjoined Triangle of Success is………it’s taught in Ivy League Business Schools.
@09aleemkhan
@09aleemkhan 4 жыл бұрын
And foreigners part dineshs’ face cracked me rolling on the floor.
@recursivefunk
@recursivefunk 10 күн бұрын
Jan the Man has good questions
@jantjehouten5806
@jantjehouten5806 2 жыл бұрын
That foreigners line with Dinesh always cracks me up
@nomooon
@nomooon 8 жыл бұрын
those are some magnificent stallions
@bedford4383
@bedford4383 7 жыл бұрын
Well there's only one stallion so... That's a magnificent stallion.
@bleughbloop8569
@bleughbloop8569 7 жыл бұрын
could be a gay horse?
@shaunpearson7905
@shaunpearson7905 7 жыл бұрын
Way to miss the funniest element of the joke, McShithead.
@tanhougimsamuel3382
@tanhougimsamuel3382 6 жыл бұрын
And because of Season 5, this comment is relevant again!
@davidhoward2481
@davidhoward2481 8 жыл бұрын
I've been in front of these people ... OMFG!
@makani9004
@makani9004 9 ай бұрын
I love the little look of concern Richard gets the second time Keith introduces himself with a title.
@AnyFactor
@AnyFactor 4 жыл бұрын
This demonstrates an important aspect though. SAAS/startups now have multi tiered pricing for this reason. You harvest data, test stuff and provide low reliability upgrades on the individual level consumer while you provide the highest value to enterprise making the big bucks. Enterprise ARR allows you the security to whatever you want to do. Richard has no idea of revenue side of a startup.
@firstlast8190
@firstlast8190 4 жыл бұрын
Ok Dan the Man
@georgesketch
@georgesketch 2 жыл бұрын
@@firstlast8190 lmaoo 😂
@mccallonfinance
@mccallonfinance 9 ай бұрын
As someone who works for HPE, which lives on finding new ways to position this “box” to the times, I can’t tell you how painfully accurate it is.
@user-jp3qu6vh3h
@user-jp3qu6vh3h 3 жыл бұрын
The never ending war between sales and engineering.
@JakeAkinTUL
@JakeAkinTUL 9 ай бұрын
I'm in tech sales. This is accurate and so funny. I have a switch I can flip and I become Keith, northeast regional.
@RichardFangLiu
@RichardFangLiu 3 жыл бұрын
It's funny because it's entirely true. The traditional storage / backup hardware space continuously makes more money for sales reps than selling software licenses. It's why the sales team loved the idea LOL
@guesswho2590
@guesswho2590 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah and they are right. What Richard wanted to do is more like a charity. There's no real business there.
@tiechengspreadsheets
@tiechengspreadsheets 2 жыл бұрын
"They way you keep best salespeople is you need to give them something easy to sell"
@Jay16Mar
@Jay16Mar 3 жыл бұрын
I'll admit, I'm glad they repeated their names. Didn't catch all of them the first time around, except for Jan "the man."
@kevdude2234
@kevdude2234 29 күн бұрын
Casting director: We need two horses to be extras in the background of a tense but mundane conversation between two tech start-up guys. Just be chill and do horse things, eat some hay or whatever you horses do. Horses: Oh we'll do horse things alright
@Lcarter52
@Lcarter52 7 жыл бұрын
just gonna go ahead and say Jan the man can still get it
@evangelism2
@evangelism2 7 ай бұрын
Sales and product people are the bane of all engineers.
@BoraHorzaGobuchul
@BoraHorzaGobuchul 10 күн бұрын
And vice versa
@Lord_Falcon
@Lord_Falcon 3 жыл бұрын
Great example of how support teams often get too over confident about their position and start trying to control the business and change product. As support you should never try to make change to the core. You may be consulted on relevant matters but you don't get to enforce your will.
@christiansarrazin4802
@christiansarrazin4802 2 жыл бұрын
Its a 2 way street. Support staff usually understand the market more than the tech side. The sales team hear what clients wants and, at the end of the day, the clients pay you.
@ZackIAm
@ZackIAm 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely a two way street and both need to work in harmony.
@elagrion
@elagrion Жыл бұрын
@@christiansarrazin4802 Yes, but they hear "We want a faster horse", and if your company doesn't have enough foresight to understand that car IS a faster horse, they might kill a car project in the crib.
@froggy2991
@froggy2991 2 жыл бұрын
“no no NO I’m using it as a rhetorical example of a bad idea……that’s fucking stupid!” Best line & delivery for me
@Zackstrife29
@Zackstrife29 8 жыл бұрын
That guy Don, hes the blue ranger from Power Rangers Wild Force.
@rock3tcatU233
@rock3tcatU233 8 жыл бұрын
The guy who killed his girlfriend with a katana? Or was that the red one?
@mbeatz17
@mbeatz17 6 жыл бұрын
@@rock3tcatU233 it was the red one.
@mbeatz17
@mbeatz17 6 жыл бұрын
Man I thought he was an asian guy
@ranjan_v
@ranjan_v 5 жыл бұрын
They all look the same
@MrDelplaya
@MrDelplaya Жыл бұрын
I was Director of Inside Sales for a B2B software company in Silicon Valley :)))) Those are my folks! Couldn't stand developers though.....
@basedpatriotLT
@basedpatriotLT 10 ай бұрын
Sales are based, drvelpers are lame :)
@archieandrews8457
@archieandrews8457 8 жыл бұрын
Damn foreigners...
@rock3tcatU233
@rock3tcatU233 8 жыл бұрын
BROWN foreigners. dun dun dun....
@ericcartmansh
@ericcartmansh 7 жыл бұрын
osamaBinFuckin
@abbyvilayne
@abbyvilayne 7 жыл бұрын
Hey, what's up, al-Qaeda?
@haxterk
@haxterk 7 жыл бұрын
They should have said Immigrants :D but I guess its all the same :P
@majornerd
@majornerd 5 күн бұрын
I consult with sales and marketing teams and this is 100% reality. Down to the “we are now going to market with the dumbest idea in the room”
@JackEacher
@JackEacher 8 жыл бұрын
who wants to do Jan the Man?
@PS_Guest
@PS_Guest 8 жыл бұрын
Love me some Man... err...
@KishorTwist
@KishorTwist 8 жыл бұрын
*I would've loved to manhandle her, she's definitively not on the ugly side.*
@MrRetlav
@MrRetlav 7 жыл бұрын
Shes called 'The man' for a reason mate...
@Lcarter52
@Lcarter52 7 жыл бұрын
me, Jack, Richard, Dinesh and every other guy in that meeting room.
@Lcarter52
@Lcarter52 7 жыл бұрын
pause.
@joey_zhu
@joey_zhu 6 ай бұрын
to this day doug is still shadowing keith
@prudvi01
@prudvi01 7 жыл бұрын
I just lost it when they showed foreigners 😂😂😂😂😂
@ketankulkarni7938
@ketankulkarni7938 2 жыл бұрын
This feels like a regular cloud storage ad. I could see EBS using it.
@023achilles
@023achilles 3 жыл бұрын
Ooh ooh, I hope they do one on purchasers (instead of just sales). What I get told is "We want this, and exactly this, we are willing to pay this price (and no more), and we want it fast, by this date." Then I have to tell them "Well, what you are looking for is not available, or not currently, and certainly not at that price." And then I'm the bad guy! Yay!
@markjamesrodgers
@markjamesrodgers 9 ай бұрын
Bring this show back! Even better material to work with now from the tech world!
@johnnychang3456
@johnnychang3456 2 ай бұрын
I remember laughing while watching this episode many years ago. Now as I grow older with more experience in business, the sales team actually make sense and the box is a pretty good idea at least in B2B world.
@AlexD-up2ky
@AlexD-up2ky 6 жыл бұрын
Wtf those horses caught me tf off guard
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