Simon Cowell Best Insults PART 1 | SAVAGE

[@applejuice9591]

“I don’t want to be rude, but..” *_completely destroys contestants life_*

[@pennytrui1149]

Lmao

[@blink4ever722]

Apple Juice exactly, what if the contestant loved to sing and Simon made them feel like they can't sing

[@OtakuGeeks1214]

I agree😂😂😂🖤

[@sifa.w.e636]

Apple Juice lmao yes

[@videofun59]

Lmao

[@TXVR-ut6qw]

"I don't mean to be rude, but" *proceeds to pierce your soul*

[@annemariemouillard9392]

😂😂😂 I am dead

[@hannahrepollo]

TXV1300R LMAO I LOVE IT 😂

[@nebulaone908]

Lol.

[@prosperitymail]

Reality check in a time where praising kids has become the substitute for education. Simon has a hard and frustrating task.

[@jeffriepitchee3319]

😂😂so true

[@Trashorplay]

"You couldn't win this competition even if you were the only contestant in it " 😂😂😂

[@yogesh7997]

Pure Savage

[@suryanarayanan5158]

😂😂

[@At0micplayboys]

Sharon: proceeds to cry laughing

[@cleopetra111]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hatimhaiderali6185]

in a million years. 😅

[@EchoSD]

Simon Cowell knows no race, age, ethnicity, or sexual preference. No one can escape his wrath.

[@iiparadok28]

Echo SD Gordon Ramsay vs Simon Cowell, make it happen.

[@annmin2308]

You mean his harsh comments

[@misty_ravy]

Basically in terms of insulting, Gordon is like a raging volcano while Simon is a chilly mountain

[@katewilson4568]

@@annmin2308 His comments may be harsh but they're harshfully truthful.

[@joeyhammer6702]

@@annmin2308 truth hurts. Also why is it people get butt hurt over jokes. Irl there are going to be assholes who say mean things to you, are you going to start crying about or go on with your life. People are way to sensitive nowadays

[@mzumno]

Where does he even get his jokes from that fast. My brain is just waayy too slow to think of these legendary insults that fast. What a legend

[@Madmaxgaming130]

Well when your British and a professional, kinda comes in the description

[@peachcrocs]

it's called wit

[@scerpalman]

@@peachcrocs and having a script and notes on each and every contestant

[@pinkfluffydevils]

most of Simon's insults: "you might be the worst singer in _______"

[@cazimim3375]

@@scerpalman yeah that's cause of me :)

[@5324TuiG]

Simon "that's a weird place to stop" Girl " oh oh" Simon " I'm glad you did" Now that's savage.

[@kyle32ful]

I skipped to a random place in the video and stopped EXACTLY at the vide you quoted.... who’s calling the FBI

[@kyle32ful]

Spot*

[@shittuedowntata8825]

Lmao Simon seems like happy when he says the word "No" and "Leave"

[@sierra5938]

I didn’t understand till I say it 😂😂😂😂

[@charbeleid6137]

@@kyle32ful omg me 2 i swear

[@Kbasse39]

"I don't mean to be rude, but..." *gives legal depression*

[@tonmaman]

Lol😂

[@adrianakatalina2702]

😂😂😂

[@nicholaschan4199]

Idek if legal depression is a term but FUCK this is good

[@voliteon]

It’s even funnier because legal depression doesn’t make any sense

[@voliteon]

@Stephen Sharp oh you must mean medically diagnosed depression. Or clinical depression.

[@GuriGuri09]

“One of the worst voices I have ever heard in my life” Says that 4.5 million times

[@animeyoutube7753]

It just gets worse for him💀

[@ironcross3449]

Yes because it's ONE of the worst, he doesn't say THE worst every single time

[@MachoWrestling101]

I always joked to my sister he says that every time hahaha

[@Blaz1ngFury]

@@ironcross3449 lol yes he does

[@darkmaguire9656]

@@Blaz1ngFury he doesn't, he says its ONE OF THE , not THE ONLY, get some hearing aids

[@readysetstudios4877]

All his sentences start with something like: "Not to be rude..." "Nothing personal but..." "Don't take any offense but..." and they are all so offensive...

[@TheBlueCream]

they dont all start with that

[@tania2299]

And "can i be honest with you?"

[@mrbojangles8133]

Simon is the best

[@sorbiestudios]

Ready Set Studios even the other judges start laughing when he says that stuff cuz they know😂😂

[@kingofthesimps8706]

@@basedworldbillionaire2900 yes he does😂

[@teray_dax]

5:06 "Is there anything i can do to improve" Simon : "Leave" XD

[@messiisbetterthanronaldome2965]

*Loooolz*

[@oggdosdisownedaccount250]

Teray' Dax I read this as it came on and it made it even better

[@cukewinx1911]

Ouch

[@stopcomingtomyoldchannel881]

😂😂😭😭💀💀💀💀

[@gingerbreadgirl8913]

"Don't take this personally--" "I don't mean to be rude, but--" "Not to be rude, but--"

[@shamefulshipperinos5248]

Ginger Bread girl "I don't wanna sound unkind, but--"

[@ibethmerino385]

Please don't think I'm rude but--

[@eva-kp6jh]

"-but you have to be the worst singer I've ever heard in my life."

[@cylistriangle3942]

*proceeds to bring you to the depth of hell with his magical words~*

[@blaecccuebbler7711]

“With the greatest respect, I think-“

[@silversamurai0267]

Contestant: "You're mean." Simon's thoughts: "Yes. And you can't sing. The door is that way." :D

[@thelacu]

“It’s a no.” Person starts crying Simon: smiles joyfully

[@lizapureday4458]

5:21

[@rebecca-sf5wz]

8Ightz Same doe

[@loganmiller5967]

Lmfao!

[@robertfrippgaming6924]

That part was brutal.

[@katewilson4568]

@@loganmiller5967 It does get pretty tragic though. One of the contestants in the UK show stabbed herself in the neck and killed herself.

[@mananhingorani8554]

" I was a wedding singer.." Simon : * *Laughing* * "How many of them ended in *divorce*?" damn

[@2410jrod]

Manan Hingorani hope the guy had ointment for how bad Simon burned his ass

[@najmunnisa1294]

That was rude tho

[@2410jrod]

Actually Me Yeah, but it was funny

[@najmunnisa1294]

@@2410jrod ugh

[@2410jrod]

Nathan Nguyen That’s neither here nor there because.....wait for it.....I....DON’T CARE

[@Nope-gg7kt]

"it's a beautiful song when you are not singing it"

[@tealnoise]

🔥🔥

[@wilbertparel2251]

Yes LMAo

[@wilbertparel2251]

I agreed it

[@apearchitect5647]

omg i-

[@readyfence7982]

Savage

[@anthonycarter9085]

“Is there anything I can do to improve?” Simon: you can *leave* 💀😂

[@ihanakaunotar2741]

😂😂😂

[@fenrix155]

“You couldn’t win this competition if you were the only one in it” Thats harsh😂😂

[@TheRapGeneral1]

something al bundy would say lmao

[@itisayyub]

Which part?

[@sher3597]

in a million years

[@iamharsh1411]

I am harsh😂

[@fenrix155]

@@iamharsh1411 this is true

[@genghisfimpley3516]

If Gordon Ramsey and Simon faced off the world would probably split in half and blow up the whole universe

[@xenodirt]

It'll end the entire universe. They'll probably have an epic roast session.

[@79shinners]

It would be like thanos just half of everything gone

[@akiraholland457]

Gordon is way worse but yeah

[@insertcringeyusernamehere9459]

@@akiraholland457 gordon just screams whereas simon has hot fire roasts

[@dylanqualls6734]

@@akiraholland457 Gordon Ramsay to kids: Aw dont give up I'll help you Gordon Ramsay to adults: YOU ARE FUCKING UP EVERYTHING Simon to anyone: I'm about to end this man's whole career

[@lillym5908]

*to 5 year old* "probably one of the best ones we've seen!" simon: "I didn't like it"

[@ExoticBloxed]

IKR, that was the best part.

[@farisabuain6832]

I died when I heard that

[@JoeSmith-zm9ur]

I'm very glad he didnt go all out on that kid. He often goes overboard on the insults, and I dont think he would've ever recovered if he did then

[@lillym5908]

Joe Smith yes me too

[@lillym5908]

Aditya Pokala yes

[@saenz1295]

Gordon Ramsey: *infuriating insults* Simon Cowell: *soul-crushing insults*

[@kps_sahib2734]

Talebale AJ Gordon Ramsey legit can destroy Simon in a roast battle

[@kps_sahib2734]

@Critical Critical i mentioned it 5 months ago bruh

[@zacrigby4426]

"Is there anything I can do to improve?" "Yes. Leave"

[@XC00]

😂😂😂

[@Praveen-ck3ld]

CHRLE 😂😂😂

[@sodabea]

Zac Rigby he is so savaaaaaaaaage!!

[@cjpenaflor9935]

Zac Rigby 😐-----😎 #Savage😎🖕

[@cjpenaflor9935]

maddiepenguin06 Just say he is... Lol

[@mrerichoodc6835]

Simon Cowell: *‘Does insults calmly’* Gordon Ramsay: *‘Does insults shouting’*

[@TheChosennn]

Yeah pretty much

[@bbes4185]

Yea Gordon’s a chief tho

[@purpleyam8770]

@@bbes4185 chief?

[@chrisdonovan205]

i just want an insult battle between the 2

[@gracie8678]

donovan it would be close

[@jeannetpierre1]

Simons is proof that you don’t have to touch anyone physically to hurt them.

[@TheChosennn]

Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay both proved that lol

[@jpo1804]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jadalewis2827]

@@TheChosennn BYE AND ABBY LEE

[@sahilsahoo5763]

Well he was able to hurt them becuz he was a judge the contestants respected him and his opinion but what simon was doing was wrong .. You can say No without being rude and mean.. If you speak to someone like simon does next day probably you'll be on a hospital bed

[@amitkarmakar2108]

He did

[@v1ntage547]

Imagine if Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay had a insult battle

[@Rafiqul.Islam4]

World war 3 boi.

[@MrJanrag]

Epic

[@richbtch546]

Oh boy that's gonna be good

[@bradywalton1380]

It would bring about the apocalypse

[@YourAverageNormalHumanBeing]

The whole world would end.

[@dimasgonzalez363]

“It looked like the before , during ,and after of weight watchers” 😂that had me dead

[@pushinit1789]

😂😂😂😂

[@_yoboitoxic_8829]

lmao imagine if he said that in today’s world, people would go crazy💀

[@DANGJOS]

I burst out laughing at that one! I'm going to hell!

[@davem3295]

that was shit joke, making fun of fat people is beneath him..

[@tristurner8256]

Dave M you’re too sensitive

[@Samantha-oh5rq]

Simon: "what do you think I'm going to say to you?" Contestant: "No?" Simon: "Correct, get out" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@thetreeandthesun7880]

He didn't say get out he said goodbye

[@Samantha-oh5rq]

@@thetreeandthesun7880 your point is...... It was a mistake oh well

[@A123-i3l]

Marley's World 😂😂🤣🤣

[@claragallego9756]

HAHAHAHA the best

[@carmeladelrosario7574]

@@Samantha-oh5rq they were just correcting u smh

[@JukesMcGee]

Simon: "You are so awful, in fact, I'm so confident the other judges will say no, that I'm going to say yes"

[@Kleo3392]

When did he say that?

[@ジゼル-w9g]

Whoa when

[@justng2818]

Yeah when

[@kylo4ever693]

omfg thats beautiful

[@zedok654]

He didn't say that, but I'm going to like, so I'm ur 700th like. :D

[@kgunitkeese17]

As harsh as he may sound, he’s actually the only one that is completely honest and doesn’t beat around the bush.

[@Erasureeraser]

His comments is exactly what i think i'd say to the contestant. Every time he says something that's brutally honest, i screamed "THANK YOU" to him lol

[@a.demifemiflapo5795]

That's fine. Harsh truth about ability and talent. But don't make fun of their appearance lmao roast my inability if you want but not if I'm anatomically imperfect 🤣

[@Ritik1876]

"What do you think I am going to say to you?" "No" "Correct.... good bye..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

[@96_stars22]

I'm going for lunch

[@ammarahxmak4701]

Aced it

[@1_4M_1C0N1C]

LMAOOOOOO

[@Qdox]

😂😂😂👌

[@TheChosennn]

I felt bad for that guy bc he seemed like a nice dude lol

[@sayan7939]

"That's terrible" "Really?" "No, dreadful" Simon is savage 😂😂

[@ahkr7846]

Simon Cowell is the Gordon Ramsay of the Talent Industry.

[@masterchief8726]

ItsDfockingFour "You sound like your vocal cords are FROZEN!"

[@spooderman7113]

Master Chief YOU DIPSHIT ITS RAW!

[@ayyylmao101]

"Is that song fresh?" "Um, no... I don't think so." " _You don't think-_ Fuck me!"

[@themysteriouspye9441]

Hanji Zoe Oh look! Little kid uses fonts!!

[@hollidayharris6530]

ItsDfockingFour OMG YES

[@nomoreheroes1718]

"You couldn't win this competition if you were only person in it." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RandomGamer-ku6ck]

5:06 Woman- Is there anything I can do to improve? Simon- Leave... Simple but perfect!

[@dronecitys4942]

RandomGamer 420 I can’t believe someone hasn’t replied

[@Chimu-lf8xx]

RandomGamer 420 The best comment I’ve seen all year

[@gorestfump8935]

Her face after he said that lol

[@skipelash3384]

Wow likes are at 666

[@RandomGamer-ku6ck]

@@skipelash3384 I haven't even seen this comment since I posted it, I think this is the most likes I've ever had on anything I've ever posted/commented hahaha :')

[@gabrielle0422]

I love when Simon smiles while giving an insult. Like he is content with himself lol😂😂

[@crystal-wm2po]

Pink Simmer For real. 😂

[@mickiii6723]

Pink Simmer is your picture a Imvu? 😂

[@bluediner967]

Prob cuz all his insults are soo awesome

[@nutellaboygaming9899]

Simon: "That Was Terrible..." Performer: "Really?!" Simon: "No, It Was Dreadful."

[@kratikagoswami6014]

I want Gordon Ramsay to judge Simon's cooking and Simon to judge Gordon's singing 😂

[@lenaperlic4069]

*''I doN't mEan tO Be ruDe bUt-''* -Simon Cowel(all his life)

[@justblessed9358]

Not all the time he said it only once

[@scheinder9576]

@@justblessed9358 once in a day*

[@sajidahussain5225]

He said 'Dont take this personally' 😂😂😂

[@zedok654]

Sajida Hussain "*

[@thegoatt585]

Sajida Hussain 310th❤️

[@omegagamer8198]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Alexa-so4jh]

Don't take it personal. Every time she moves on she says, don't take it personal.

[@onesecondsniff5840]

Alexa 😂I LOVE THAT SONG

[@SkyeIsaacRain2]

“Is there anything I can do to improve?” “Leave” HAD ME DEAD😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[@snow.798]

Same yooo😂

[@anthonyt425]

SAVAGE

[@sav2860]

MEEEE TOOOOOO

[@witchycat15]

"What do you think I'm going to say to you?" "No?" "Correct. Goodbye." LMFAO

[@SplassshhKwiww]

Simon: That was terrible. Contestant: Really? Simon: no dreadful. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lizapureday4458]

3:20

[@yesyoucan7877]

@@lizapureday4458 legend

[@zaynahnoor6423]

Simon always calls someone 'sweetheart' before low-key roasting them 😂

[@pikagelly7465]

Music Lover It’s like putting on an airbag before hitting the wall

[@damienmarquez2677]

Simon Cowell is hated cause he's honest and he doesn't give people false hope

[@EvelynL.1112]

Well, to each to their own...

[@adan4905]

He is not hated

[@Reactiontime6000]

Yamoti taga Moyong *lies*

[@permonjackson9696]

@@yamotitagamoyong5284well Simon Cowell is doing his job. And he never gives anyone false hope to end up suffering at the end.

[@thatgirlrockschannel9266]

No that’s not being honest that’s humiliating a person and making them feel bad, u can be honest by saying your opinion instead of humiliating a person and being a mean disgusting person

[@MarexKai]

Gonna tell my kids that this was Gordon Ramsey.

[@poliz6851]

Take 100 likes

[@nicholasestreich8058]

"I'm exciting, fun and different" "I'll agree with the third" 😂😂😂ded

[@jaredbeilstein209]

I'd audition just to purposely see what his insult for me was

[@videofun59]

Jared Beilstein lmao same

[@rachaelchee3953]

SAME

[@corintheahensley5595]

SAME!!

[@teenentertainingtech6823]

He will insult your grammar

[@noone-tk2dp]

Jared Beilstein I was literally planning to do that XD

[@kendallgee1341]

contestant: “ i’ve had no professional training of singing” simon: “no... there’s a surprise of the century”

[@Ajax_TheGreat]

-"There's anything I can do to improve?" -"Leave..." She could have avoided this 😭🤣

[@qeawte2243]

i only like when he destroys rude, deluded, overconfident contestants.

[@cash7760]

LuxuryJesper True

[@ethanlivemere1162]

@LuxuryJesper Not to say he should only judge rude and arrogant contestants so harshly, but I only really enjoy hearing it when he does that. When he is being harsh and blunt to people who seemed nice, even though it's fair, it just makes me feel bad.

[@alyssadillon7782]

xzg13 nice people who are clearly nervous don’t deserve that much honesty

[@Ashtonluigi]

All the replies are fighting over how harshly he treats them yet none of you are pointing out the fact that basically all talent shows are completely fake

[@Ashtonluigi]

LuxuryJesper 1. I’m Australian and live nowhere near Donald trump 2. I think Donald trump should be dead by now 3. How am I Donald trump again? Oh wait, you never gave a reason because you just randomly called me Donald trump

[@jadathejada]

Man:Your mean Simon! Simons face was like: *So honesty is mean?*

[@DrakoWick]

Jada Chaos Naw naw naw it was: "Tell me something I dont know

[@avaf3101]

You’re*

[@videofun59]

Jesse Syndano ikr he doesn't care

[@alexbratcher7184]

Yes, honesty is mean. That's why most people can't stand the truth.

[@deactivatedchannel1449]

Get rekt

[@juliakomninos733]

There's something about him that makes me still like him even after everything!!!

[@abrahampalmer1153]

Julia Komninos because he tell it like it is even it hurts deeply we definitely need brutal honesty in today's music industry for sure because of the lack of talent of today's music as a whole period

[@mhm77887]

Julia Komninos Ikr, I can't explain it. No matter how rude he gets I still love him. I guess if u understand hes thing then u like him.

[@sahargull2068]

Julia Komninos same here like cant find it out

[@kathleengrier814]

same tbh, I have a weird crush on him😂

[@shobanasubramaniam1006]

I love Simon

[@rjw19]

“You couldn’t win this competition if you were the only person in it” 💀

[@MishaAutos]

before during and after weight watchers LMAO

[@kennedynichole16]

M. O.G. right I was so dead

[@abhimarnmkn1990]

M. O.G.

[@aimeebutler6545]

Abhimarn Mkn

[@MichelleD2023]

M. O.G. That part killed me!

[@swolepaulieswagg938]

M. O.G.

[@YzaesDuo]

What happend? Is that it? - Yea How lucky it's a weird place to stop. - Oh No, I'm glad you did! HAHHAHHAHA BEST PART

[@felixkneipp]

Yzaes Duo ÿëś

[@2SickMeows]

Yzaes Duo I was reading this and the video was going at the same part

[@devildog4196]

He’s the Gordon Ramsay of talent shows

[@animeliam9697]

Except he's much calmer.

[@Andy_Hendrix_9842]

@@rhc3n720 Except he's much aggressive.

[@butterduck7051]

Brutally honest.

[@lyrimetacurl0]

@@butterduck7051 more brutal than honest

[@marie8086]

Gordon Ramsay is the Simon Cowell of cooking

[@KnightPlays-f6q]

Everytime i feel down i come here and let Simon cheer me up

[@housel9352]

Love him or hate him, hes spittin straight facts

[@rickved]

@@jadekinard3453 Ancient Vedic saying: "Speak the truth, but speak sweet truth."

[@aidanwhite540]

Simon cowell is getting paid to be a savage.

[@Tina-il8gd]

Aidan White best job ever😂😂

[@nadia1994ization]

Aidan White he pays people that is his show actually

[@jonahshankel2911]

"I'm fun, i'm exitin, and i'm different" Simon: "Well i'll agree with the third"

[@xylmo1040]

That played while I reread this comment no lie lol

[@hafezj3289]

Imagine having judge panel of Simon Cowell, Gordon Ramsay and The Rock.

[@lilaclisa101]

Girl: I can do this. Simon: No you can't. That got me! xD

[@gogicore]

I love how mean he is without having to raise his voice Daddy Level: *100*

[@tania2299]

Haha yep.

[@daedricwarrior7546]

What type of dads have you heard of lmao

[@nicholaschan4199]

@@daedricwarrior7546 thats not what he's talking about XD

[@daedricwarrior7546]

@@nicholaschan4199 it is lol

[@daedricwarrior7546]

"DADDY"

[@luddishxd]

"I Don't Wanna be Rude" Yeah Says Simon...

[@joyrys486]

Simon says "get off the stage if you cant sing"

[@Archangeloftheandes]

I truly love this man! He is brutal honest and says what we all think

[@mikeyyyv3640]

“I’ll give you a tip for future auditions... *Don’t*

[@Hoi-cu3oe]

@Shrek Shrek has sister?

[@xiraei]

"Okay, Andrew. What do you think I'm gonna say to you?" "..No." "Correct. Goodbye." LMAO 😂

[@hannahrepollo]

hubba bubba "Okay, I'm going for lunch!" Gotta love him 😂

[@graceawoyemi1058]

😂😂😂

[@grumpymcgrumps2674]

When he starts with "I don't want to be rude" LMFAO

[@Cryonicsxs]

“Is there anything I can do to improve?” “Leave” 💀💀

[@NellaAlexandra101]

I don't get why people even go there if they can't sing. Seriously.

[@spooderman7113]

Nella Alexandra If a friend of mine come to me and sings for me i would probably say that he can sing just to see how hard simon fucks him up. just kidding.

[@spooderman7113]

***** I think everyone would do that xD

[@lovepig3193]

Probably just for fame

[@Neeraj-ew5os]

Nella Alexandra Cuz they believe !

[@heleen7860]

Nella Alexandra they manipulate their mind that they're better than SELENA GOMEZ HAH NO . Nobody bedder dan ma gurl Selena

[@Hanna-wj6sn]

Simon is a legend. No one can insult and make it funny like him😂

[@obi-wankenobi5411]

Ehem... Go watch Gordon Ramsay videos.

[@manchestercity694]

Except for Gordon Ramsey

[@MrMojito93]

Sacha Baron Cohen

[@WHSuperman2005]

Simon would destroy Gordon if he was unfiltered. He has to keep it PG.

[@hesnacc2.075]

Simon,rdj and Gordon Roast the best

[@bmcgovs2628]

Degree lady: Is there anything I can do to improve Simon: Leave

[@merajfatima3766]

I felt for the girl. Simon shouldn't be Soo rude

[@tania2299]

@@merajfatima3766 he isnt rude, well sometimes he is

[@lizapureday4458]

5:06

[@bmcgovs2628]

Chris G how

[@bmcgovs2628]

Chris G Simon would say that regardless of race. He’s not racist he’s just very harsh to anyone and that man happened to be black. Should he get treated special for his skin color?

[@samanthalau3696]

“you nasty man” had me dying of laughter

[@trafagaldwaterlaw7494]

Simon: it saids that you work as a wedding singer Contestant: I was Simon: how many people ending up divorce

[@KlonidkeBar17]

Snickers quietly

[@fluffycloud8118]

"Your mean...especially you Simon." CRACKED UP!!!😂👏

[@das_bored]

Fluffy Cloud you're

[@fluffycloud8118]

Arpita Das-Darn auto correction!

[@aimeeanderson9000]

Fluffy Cloud your mean

[@urmom-ly4xn]

Fluffy Cloud SAAAME 😂😂😂

[@sloths4eva398]

PepsiLord13 your mean pepsilord13

[@sajidahussain5225]

Simon Cowell is rude AF but I still love him

[@estherjohnson6019]

Same here lol

[@eleanord.7997]

Sajida Hussain I don’t know what it is about him he is so rude yet I still love him

[@gameanalizer4054]

He’s not rude, he’s bluntly honest

[@benanderson3167]

He's my favourite judge as well and he doesn't mean to be rude he's just trying to be honest and help the people that can't sing because he knows they won't make it

[@alyssashoemaker3414]

Sajida Hussain no, it's the fact THAT he is the ultimate roaster that everyone loves him

[@Bearded-Primo]

“You couldn’t win this competition, if you were the only one in it.” 😂😂

[@hmm1877]

Has anyone noticed that before most of his insults he says "not to be rude" or "don't take this personally"😂😂😂😂

[@juliak6749]

Niamh Burrows or "can I be honest with you"😂

[@jessicaguevara5229]

Honestly I like the way Simon is really honest

[@Howlingburd19]

jessica guevara honestly, I agree

[@thegoatt585]

it looked like the *before, during and after weight watchers* 😂

[@HEYitzED]

Leticia G that was savage af lmao

[@amandarogers7046]

Leticia G I died when he said that! Hahaha 😂😂

[@pog.fr0g637]

Lol 😂

[@auntygiggles2373]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@g00seyn00sey]

666th like ;)

[@behindyou6427]

“Don’t take this personality but your the worst singer in the world”

[@dominicr1173]

He has killed millions of dreams

[@so7iakunkun960]

DominicR 117 ???

[@missmex7876]

DominicR 117 he's given a million reality checks..

[@PeskyWabbit.]

DominicR 117 good

[@xmidnightx1834]

ZOIDYYYY

[@tamarasilvadlddedp2096]

Are you killed millions of dreams

[@taylorvonderheide9773]

He destroyed a whole family 😂💀😭😭Im weakkkk

[@rydaero7617]

Taylor Vonderheide do you know where to find the actual video of that family singing? If so, thankyou!

[@loveisthemostpowerfulforce1397]

You enjoyed that and laughed? I just felt bad.

[@EvelynL.1112]

@@loveisthemostpowerfulforce1397 Yeah. That was awful, but he has a point that the music industry is brutal and unforgiving.

[@Webby104]

@@rydaero7617 where is the video I can't find it

[@NOONE-cd4gu]

Simon : I thought it was.... Audience : BOOOOO Simon : Terrible Lol i love how they booed before knowing what he was gonna say

[@tania2299]

Honestly the audience booes are really annoying

[@shadowmomochiuchiha6839]

"that was a weird place to stop" "oh...w-" "No! im glad you did" thats amazing lol

[@oliverdavidson3362]

"it looked like the before during and after of weight watchers"😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@xxgianna_andsofiaplayzxx3239]

BalloutMoney_ TM lol got me dying inside

[@ordinarygirl1063]

Funniest thing I’ve herd 😂

[@xdenoxxl]

When every other person insults you:whatever When Simon Insults you:(dies inside)

[@dankgamingmlg3377]

what about gordon ramsay?

[@leondzananovic6576]

@@dankgamingmlg3377 or Jeremy Kyle

[@Stinkypoot]

“It looked like the before, during and after weight watches” -Simon 😂

[@taebby78]

"You couldn't win this competition if you were the only person in it" 😂😂

[@anastasiayulianti820]

Simon: "it's a beautiful song when you're not singing..." what Simon said just like my late Mom said to me every time I sang a song at home... 😀

[@aimeeanderson9000]

Anastasia Yulianti that's sad 😭

[@SilenceSerene]

Savagery = Simonery

[@permonjackson9696]

Are you Simon Cowell, I am starting to wonder

[@thatonegamer4792]

Sweetie Sparkles the princess jevils wife & gf stfu

[@vivares765]

@Sweetie Sparkles the princess jevils wife & gf Your username is literally longer than that african guy's name which i think was Ovuevuevue at the start and plus like more than ten characters

[@handsome_shinnanagans5809]

Can you imagine if Simon was watching these videos and commenting that savagery=simonery 😂

[@hannahmills6381]

Thank you

[@Ray_is100]

Gordon Ramsay and Simon Cowell should change shows for a day

[@ashleysmith8402]

Gordon should judge America's got talent and Simon should judge HELL's kitchen.

[@nopcshere6097]

Too bad they couldn't get R. Lee Ermey as a judge for these shows.

[@robertisham5279]

Don't you know mean swap shows

[@ava-ww6or]

ok i know i’m late but... “WhEreS tHe lAmB sAUce”

[@iamconfusion5323]

You'd get the same result

[@joshbrause2148]

"I'll agree with the third one" 😂😂 I love Simon.

[@madisonsapp2011]

"I don't mean to be rude but.." *single handedly crushes hopes and dreams*

[@arabellaberzinski1173]

“They look like the before during and after weight watchers” 😂💀

[@At0micplayboys]

Sharon: Its a yes. Simon: What? Sharon: How dare you, "What?!" She has a great bloody voice. Simon: And who's going to buy her records? Its a no I-

[@96_stars22]

Destroyed her

[@lizapureday4458]

5:12

[@rebecca-sf5wz]

Played just as I read ur comment

[@santhoshmn9640]

what is the contestant name?.

[@John-SR]

Anyone knows who the Girl is? I would like to see the full audition

[@laurenengels4849]

"They were like the before, during, and after of weight watchers." Omg😂😂

[@hanaeve__]

“I don’t wanna be rude, but..” *proceeds to crush everyone’s dreams*

[@gmanbaz]

Why haven’t ppl made memes out of Simon yet ?🤣

[@whooopsiesssssssss9770]

Spoke my mind out😂🤣

[@arctic3462]

He's too legendary

[@margretheilagadis_9753]

No one Would dare

[@Storyeditor-ss9zb]

Love the pfp!!!

[@offtheradar-5802]

Story editor 2006 SAME

[@malinator111]

When he says "I don't want to be rude" you know you about to get your self esteem completely killed

[@breanakelly6192]

I really don’t think Gordon Ramsay would stand a chance against Simon😂 How calm Simon is makes everything so much more savage😂