Simon Cowell Best Insults PART 1 | SAVAGE

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PART 2: • Simon Cowell Best Insu...

[@zacrigby4426]

"Is there anything I can do to improve?" "Yes. Leave"

[@XC00]

😂😂😂

[@Praveen-ck3ld]

CHRLE 😂😂😂

[@sodabea]

Zac Rigby he is so savaaaaaaaaage!!

[@cjpenaflor9935]

Zac Rigby 😐-----😎 #Savage😎🖕

[@cjpenaflor9935]

maddiepenguin06 Just say he is... Lol

[@Kbasse39]

"I don't mean to be rude, but..." *gives legal depression*

[@tonmaman]

Lol😂

[@adrianakatalina2702]

😂😂😂

[@nicholaschan4199]

Idek if legal depression is a term but FUCK this is good

[@voliteon]

It’s even funnier because legal depression doesn’t make any sense

[@voliteon]

@Stephen Sharp oh you must mean medically diagnosed depression. Or clinical depression.

[@EchoSD]

Simon Cowell knows no race, age, ethnicity, or sexual preference. No one can escape his wrath.

[@iiparadok28]

Echo SD Gordon Ramsay vs Simon Cowell, make it happen.

[@annmin2308]

You mean his harsh comments

[@misty_ravy]

Basically in terms of insulting, Gordon is like a raging volcano while Simon is a chilly mountain

[@katewilson4568]

@@annmin2308 His comments may be harsh but they're harshfully truthful.

[@joeyhammer6702]

@@annmin2308 truth hurts. Also why is it people get butt hurt over jokes. Irl there are going to be assholes who say mean things to you, are you going to start crying about or go on with your life. People are way to sensitive nowadays

[@GuriGuri09]

“One of the worst voices I have ever heard in my life” Says that 4.5 million times

[@animeyoutube7753]

It just gets worse for him💀

[@ironcross3449]

Yes because it's ONE of the worst, he doesn't say THE worst every single time

[@MixerMadness]

I always joked to my sister he says that every time hahaha

[@Blaz1ngFury]

@@ironcross3449 lol yes he does

[@darkmaguire9656]

@@Blaz1ngFury he doesn't, he says its ONE OF THE , not THE ONLY, get some hearing aids

[@applejuice9591]

“I don’t want to be rude, but..” *_completely destroys contestants life_*

[@pennytrui1149]

Lmao

[@blink4ever722]

Apple Juice exactly, what if the contestant loved to sing and Simon made them feel like they can't sing

[@OtakuGeeks1214]

I agree😂😂😂🖤

[@sifa.w.e636]

Apple Juice lmao yes

[@videofun59]

Lmao

[@TXVR-ut6qw]

"I don't mean to be rude, but" *proceeds to pierce your soul*

[@annemariemouillard9392]

😂😂😂 I am dead

[@hannahrepollo]

TXV1300R LMAO I LOVE IT 😂

[@nebulaone908]

Lol.

[@prosperitymail]

Reality check in a time where praising kids has become the substitute for education. Simon has a hard and frustrating task.

[@jeffriepitchee3319]

😂😂so true

[@anthonycarter9085]

“Is there anything I can do to improve?” Simon: you can *leave* 💀😂

[@ihanakaunotar2741]

😂😂😂

[@saenz1295]

Gordon Ramsey: *infuriating insults* Simon Cowell: *soul-crushing insults*

[@kps_sahib2734]

Talebale AJ Gordon Ramsey legit can destroy Simon in a roast battle

[@kps_sahib2734]

@Critical Critical i mentioned it 5 months ago bruh

[@Nope-gg7kt]

"it's a beautiful song when you are not singing it"

[@tealnoise]

🔥🔥

[@wilbertparel2251]

Yes LMAo

[@wilbertparel2251]

I agreed it

[@apearchitect5647]

omg i-

[@readyfence7982]

Savage

[@ahkr7846]

Simon Cowell is the Gordon Ramsay of the Talent Industry.

[@masterchief8726]

ItsDfockingFour "You sound like your vocal cords are FROZEN!"

[@spooderman7113]

Master Chief YOU DIPSHIT ITS RAW!

[@ayyylmao101]

"Is that song fresh?" "Um, no... I don't think so." " _You don't think-_ Fuck me!"

[@themysteriouspye9441]

Hanji Zoe Oh look! Little kid uses fonts!!

[@hollidayharris6530]

ItsDfockingFour OMG YES

[@silversamurai0267]

Contestant: "You're mean." Simon's thoughts: "Yes. And you can't sing. The door is that way." :D

[@v1ntage547]

Imagine if Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay had a insult battle

[@mackisepic3279]

There would be blood on the walls

[@dimpleking3098]

World war 3 boi.

[@MrJanrag]

Epic

[@richbtch546]

Oh boy that's gonna be good

[@bradywalton1380]

It would bring about the apocalypse

[@Trashorplay]

"You couldn't win this competition even if you were the only contestant in it " 😂😂😂

[@yogesh7997]

Pure Savage

[@suryanarayanan5158]

😂😂

[@At0micplayboys]

Sharon: proceeds to cry laughing

[@cleopetra111]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hatimhaiderali6185]

in a million years. 😅

[@5324TuiG]

Simon "that's a weird place to stop" Girl " oh oh" Simon " I'm glad you did" Now that's savage.

[@kyle32ful]

I skipped to a random place in the video and stopped EXACTLY at the vide you quoted.... who’s calling the FBI

[@kyle32ful]

Spot*

[@shittuedowntata8825]

Lmao Simon seems like happy when he says the word "No" and "Leave"

[@sierra5938]

I didn’t understand till I say it 😂😂😂😂

[@charbeleid6137]

@@kyle32ful omg me 2 i swear

[@kgunitkeese17]

As harsh as he may sound, he’s actually the only one that is completely honest and doesn’t beat around the bush.

[@4deleDaz33m]

His comments is exactly what i think i'd say to the contestant. Every time he says something that's brutally honest, i screamed "THANK YOU" to him lol

[@a.demifemiflapo5795]

That's fine. Harsh truth about ability and talent. But don't make fun of their appearance lmao roast my inability if you want but not if I'm anatomically imperfect 🤣

[@kratikagoswami6014]

I want Gordon Ramsay to judge Simon's cooking and Simon to judge Gordon's singing 😂

[@GeoZeppelin1979]

before during and after weight watchers LMAO

[@kennedynichole16]

M. O.G. right I was so dead

[@abhimarnmkn1990]

M. O.G.

[@aimeebutler6545]

Abhimarn Mkn

[@MichelleD2023]

M. O.G. That part killed me!

[@swolepaulieswagg938]

M. O.G.

[@Samantha-oh5rq]

Simon: "what do you think I'm going to say to you?" Contestant: "No?" Simon: "Correct, get out" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@thetreeandthesun7880]

He didn't say get out he said goodbye

[@Samantha-oh5rq]

@@thetreeandthesun7880 your point is...... It was a mistake oh well

[@user-ut7gq2rd8x]

Marley's World 😂😂🤣🤣

[@claragallego9756]

HAHAHAHA the best

[@carmeladelrosario7574]

@@Samantha-oh5rq they were just correcting u smh

[@nomoreheroes1718]

"You couldn't win this competition if you were only person in it." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@witchycat15]

"What do you think I'm going to say to you?" "No?" "Correct. Goodbye." LMFAO

[@genghisfimpley3516]

If Gordon Ramsey and Simon faced off the world would probably split in half and blow up the whole universe

[@xenodirt]

It'll end the entire universe. They'll probably have an epic roast session.

[@79shinners]

It would be like thanos just half of everything gone

[@akiraholland457]

Gordon is way worse but yeah

[@insertcringeyusernamehere9459]

@@akiraholland457 gordon just screams whereas simon has hot fire roasts

[@dylanqualls6734]

@@akiraholland457 Gordon Ramsay to kids: Aw dont give up I'll help you Gordon Ramsay to adults: YOU ARE FUCKING UP EVERYTHING Simon to anyone: I'm about to end this man's whole career

[@readysetstudios4877]

All his sentences start with something like: "Not to be rude..." "Nothing personal but..." "Don't take any offense but..." and they are all so offensive...

[@TheBlueCream]

they dont all start with that

[@tania2299]

And "can i be honest with you?"

[@mrbojangles8133]

Simon is the best

[@sorbiestudios]

Ready Set Studios even the other judges start laughing when he says that stuff cuz they know😂😂

[@kingofthesimps8706]

@@ketansajwan8071 yes he does😂

[@_ScarfaceXL]

-"There's anything I can do to improve?" -"Leave..." She could have avoided this 😭🤣

[@rjw19]

“You couldn’t win this competition if you were the only person in it” 💀

[@mananhingorani8554]

" I was a wedding singer.." Simon : * *Laughing* * "How many of them ended in *divorce*?" damn

[@2410jrod]

Manan Hingorani hope the guy had ointment for how bad Simon burned his ass

[@najmunnisa1294]

That was rude tho

[@2410jrod]

Actually Me Yeah, but it was funny

[@najmunnisa1294]

@@2410jrod ugh

[@2410jrod]

Nathan Nguyen That’s neither here nor there because.....wait for it.....I....DON’T CARE

[@thelacu]

“It’s a no.” Person starts crying Simon: smiles joyfully

[@lizapureday4458]

5:21

[@rebecca-sf5wz]

8Ightz Same doe

[@loganmiller5967]

Lmfao!

[@robertfrippgaming6924]

That part was brutal.

[@katewilson4568]

@@loganmiller5967 It does get pretty tragic though. One of the contestants in the UK show stabbed herself in the neck and killed herself.

[@MarexKai]

Gonna tell my kids that this was Gordon Ramsey.

[@poliz6851]

Take 100 likes

[@darkojankovic9607]

Everytime i feel down i come here and let Simon cheer me up

[@JukesMcGee]

Simon: "You are so awful, in fact, I'm so confident the other judges will say no, that I'm going to say yes"

[@Kleo3392]

When did he say that?

[@user-ik9bt1sd5b]

Whoa when

[@justng2818]

Yeah when

[@kylo4ever693]

omfg thats beautiful

[@zedok654]

He didn't say that, but I'm going to like, so I'm ur 700th like. :D

[@mrerichoodc6835]

Simon Cowell: *‘Does insults calmly’* Gordon Ramsay: *‘Does insults shouting’*

[@brendan594]

Yeah pretty much

[@bbes4185]

Yea Gordon’s a chief tho

[@purpleyam8770]

@@bbes4185 chief?

[@chrisdonovan205]

i just want an insult battle between the 2

[@gracie8678]

donovan it would be close

[@Bearded-Primo]

“You couldn’t win this competition, if you were the only one in it.” 😂😂

[@hafezj3289]

Imagine having judge panel of Simon Cowell, Gordon Ramsay and The Rock.

[@fenrix155]

“You couldn’t win this competition if you were the only one in it” Thats harsh😂😂

[@TheRapGeneral1]

something al bundy would say lmao

[@itisayyub]

Which part?

[@sher3597]

in a million years

[@iamharsh1411]

I am harsh😂

[@fenrix155]

@@iamharsh1411 this is true

[@jeannetpierre1]

Simons is proof that you don’t have to touch anyone physically to hurt them.

[@brendan594]

Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay both proved that lol

[@jpo1804]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jadalewis2827]

@@brendan594 BYE AND ABBY LEE

[@sahilsahoo5763]

Well he was able to hurt them becuz he was a judge the contestants respected him and his opinion but what simon was doing was wrong .. You can say No without being rude and mean.. If you speak to someone like simon does next day probably you'll be on a hospital bed

[@amitkarmakar2108]

He did

[@rylee0417]

“Is there anything I can do to improve?” “Leave” 💀💀

[@samanthalau3696]

“you nasty man” had me dying of laughter

[@damienmarquez2677]

Simon Cowell is hated cause he's honest and he doesn't give people false hope

[@EvelynL.1112]

Well, to each to their own...

[@adan4905]

He is not hated

[@Reactiontime6000]

Yamoti taga Moyong *lies*

[@permonjackson9696]

@@yamotitagamoyong5284well Simon Cowell is doing his job. And he never gives anyone false hope to end up suffering at the end.

[@thatgirlrockschannel9266]

No that’s not being honest that’s humiliating a person and making them feel bad, u can be honest by saying your opinion instead of humiliating a person and being a mean disgusting person

[@NellaAlexandra101]

I don't get why people even go there if they can't sing. Seriously.

[@spooderman7113]

Nella Alexandra If a friend of mine come to me and sings for me i would probably say that he can sing just to see how hard simon fucks him up. just kidding.

[@spooderman7113]

***** I think everyone would do that xD

[@lovepig3193]

Probably just for fame

[@Neeraj-ew5os]

Nella Alexandra Cuz they believe !

[@heleen7860]

Nella Alexandra they manipulate their mind that they're better than SELENA GOMEZ HAH NO . Nobody bedder dan ma gurl Selena

[@joshbrause2148]

"I'll agree with the third one" 😂😂 I love Simon.

[@laurenengels4849]

"They were like the before, during, and after of weight watchers." Omg😂😂

[@gingerbreadgirl8913]

"Don't take this personally--" "I don't mean to be rude, but--" "Not to be rude, but--"

[@shamefulshipperinos5248]

Ginger Bread girl "I don't wanna sound unkind, but--"

[@ibethmerino385]

Please don't think I'm rude but--

[@eva-kp6jh]

"-but you have to be the worst singer I've ever heard in my life."

[@cylistriangle3942]

*proceeds to bring you to the depth of hell with his magical words~*

[@blaecccuebbler7711]

“With the greatest respect, I think-“

[@lillym5908]

*to 5 year old* "probably one of the best ones we've seen!" simon: "I didn't like it"

[@ExoticBloxed]

IKR, that was the best part.

[@farisabuain6832]

I died when I heard that

[@JoeSmith-zm9ur]

I'm very glad he didnt go all out on that kid. He often goes overboard on the insults, and I dont think he would've ever recovered if he did then

[@lillym5908]

Joe Smith yes me too

[@lillym5908]

Aditya Pokala yes

[@shadowmomochiuchiha6839]

"that was a weird place to stop" "oh...w-" "No! im glad you did" thats amazing lol

[@amandataebby]

"You couldn't win this competition if you were the only person in it" 😂😂

[@nutellaboygaming9899]

Simon: "That Was Terrible..." Performer: "Really?!" Simon: "No, It Was Dreadful."

[@dominicr1173]

He has killed millions of dreams

[@so7iakunkun960]

DominicR 117 ???

[@missmex7876]

DominicR 117 he's given a million reality checks..

[@PeskyWabbit.]

DominicR 117 good

[@xmidnightx1834]

ZOIDYYYY

[@tamarasilvadlddedp2096]

Are you killed millions of dreams

[@breanakelly6192]

I really don’t think Gordon Ramsay would stand a chance against Simon😂 How calm Simon is makes everything so much more savage😂

[@gvalley07]

"It looked like the before, during, and after of Weightwatchers" - Game Set and Match. Thanks for coming.

[@teray_dax]

5:06 "Is there anything i can do to improve" Simon : "Leave" XD

[@messiisbetterthanronaldome2965]

*Loooolz*

[@oggdosdisownedaccount250]

Teray' Dax I read this as it came on and it made it even better

[@cukewinx1911]

Ouch

[@stopcomingtomyoldchannel881]

😂😂😭😭💀💀💀💀

[@lenaperlic4069]

*''I doN't mEan tO Be ruDe bUt-''* -Simon Cowel(all his life)

[@justblessed9358]

Not all the time he said it only once

[@scheinder9576]

@@justblessed9358 once in a day*

[@jonvia]

This kind of honesty is so refreshing. Like a cold sip of water after a workout.

[@poison6084]

That poor wedding singer man 😂. Got absolutely obliterated

[@dimasgonzalez363]

“It looked like the before , during ,and after of weight watchers” 😂that had me dead

[@noahedwards3090]

Had to make it 666

[@pushinit1789]

😂😂😂😂

[@_yoboitoxic_8829]

lmao imagine if he said that in today’s world, people would go crazy💀

[@DANGJOS]

I burst out laughing at that one! I'm going to hell!

[@davem3295]

that was shit joke, making fun of fat people is beneath him..

[@RandomGamer-ku6ck]

5:06 Woman- Is there anything I can do to improve? Simon- Leave... Simple but perfect!

[@dronecitys4942]

RandomGamer 420 I can’t believe someone hasn’t replied

[@Chimu-lf8xx]

RandomGamer 420 The best comment I’ve seen all year

[@gorestfump8935]

Her face after he said that lol

[@skipelash3384]

Wow likes are at 666

[@RandomGamer-ku6ck]

@@skipelash3384 I haven't even seen this comment since I posted it, I think this is the most likes I've ever had on anything I've ever posted/commented hahaha :')

[@khloe-rosegray649]

Hes so soft now, i love this 😅

[@jamesdaly750]

Came here just so hear the “Before, During and After of Weight Watchers” insult. Was not disappointed.

[@mzumno]

Where does he even get his jokes from that fast. My brain is just waayy too slow to think of these legendary insults that fast. What a legend

[@thechaossociety7453]

Well when your British and a professional, kinda comes in the description

[@zzarias]

it's called wit

[@scerpalman]

@@zzarias and having a script and notes on each and every contestant

[@pinkfluffydevils]

most of Simon's insults: "you might be the worst singer in _______"

[@cazimim3375]

@@scerpalman yeah that's cause of me :)

[@Sksoshdhdh]

"What do you think I am going to say to you?" "No" "Correct.... good bye..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

[@96_stars22]

I'm going for lunch

[@ammarahxmak4701]

Aced it

[@1_4M_1C0N1C]

LMAOOOOOO

[@Qdox]

😂😂😂👌

[@brendan594]

I felt bad for that guy bc he seemed like a nice dude lol

[@behindyou6427]

“Don’t take this personality but your the worst singer in the world”

[@faiths7777]

Girl: So I look like a drag? Simon: You do a bit. Me: 😂😂😂

[@pollypurree1834]

I don't think she looked like that at all.

[@SkyeIsaacRain2]

“Is there anything I can do to improve?” “Leave” HAD ME DEAD😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[@snow.798]

Same yooo😂

[@anthonyt425]

SAVAGE

[@sav2860]

MEEEE TOOOOOO

[@qeawte2243]

i only like when he destroys rude, deluded, overconfident contestants.

[@cash7760]

LuxuryJesper True

[@ethanlivemere1162]

@LuxuryJesper Not to say he should only judge rude and arrogant contestants so harshly, but I only really enjoy hearing it when he does that. When he is being harsh and blunt to people who seemed nice, even though it's fair, it just makes me feel bad.

[@alyssadillon7782]

xzg13 nice people who are clearly nervous don’t deserve that much honesty

[@MrLeroy42]

LuxuryJesper Well he is just brutally honest as well. If you’re not straight with them they will have false hope when in reality they can’t sing at all.

[@Dynasity]

All the replies are fighting over how harshly he treats them yet none of you are pointing out the fact that basically all talent shows are completely fake

[@theunderdog9353]

"They look like the before, during and after of weight watchers." Holy crap, imagine someone saying that in 2022. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes 😂

[@1994hostile]

Same lmaoo

[@jessedavis1741]

This world is going to shit, cause everyone gets offended by everything, everyone is sensitive, and I hate the fact my daughter even has to grow up in this world these days

[@msdawnga6183]

Simon Cowell exists... Gordon Ramsay : Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary...

[@ari-dg5ju]

"Okay, Andrew. What do you think I'm gonna say to you?" "..No." "Correct. Goodbye." LMAO 😂

[@hannahrepollo]

hubba bubba "Okay, I'm going for lunch!" Gotta love him 😂

[@graceawoyemi1058]

😂😂😂

[@jaredbeilstein209]

I'd audition just to purposely see what his insult for me was

[@videofun59]

Jared Beilstein lmao same

[@rachaelchee3953]

SAME

[@corintheahensley5595]

SAME!!

[@teenentertainingtech6823]

He will insult your grammar

[@noone-tk2dp]

Jared Beilstein I was literally planning to do that XD

[@aubraebee3409]

"youve all had a nice night out haven't you?" shading the whole family

[@simon-peterwilliamson2412]

Can you imagine hearing all the praise from your family and friends. Everyone around you saying "wow you have a beautiful voice". You take this to heart and try to hone your new ability. Everyone is unanimous. Your voice is immaculate. You finally get the stones to audition in front of some of the most accomplished people in the field. Only to hear "you can't sing"

[@zaynahnoor6423]

Simon always calls someone 'sweetheart' before low-key roasting them 😂

[@pikagelly7465]

Music Lover It’s like putting on an airbag before hitting the wall

[@gabrielle0422]

I love when Simon smiles while giving an insult. Like he is content with himself lol😂😂

[@crystal-wm2po]

Pink Simmer For real. 😂

[@mickiii6723]

Pink Simmer is your picture a Imvu? 😂

[@bluediner967]

Prob cuz all his insults are soo awesome

[@itsforeverAli]

4:39 he flips him off 😂

[@garrettcarroll5808]

"It's my first audition." "I'm not surprised and it should be your last" Fuck. Savage lol./

[@DZ25374]

Simon: That was terrible. Contestant: Really? Simon: no dreadful. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lizapureday4458]

3:20

[@yesyoucan7877]

@@lizapureday4458 legend

[@sayan7939]

"That's terrible" "Really?" "No, dreadful" Simon is savage 😂😂

[@motheroflove5531]

"I have absolutely no idea how you got any encouragement whatsoever" 😭😭😭

[@gottindermorgenrote8063]

He's famous because he's extremely strict.

[@sajidahussain5225]

He said 'Dont take this personally' 😂😂😂

[@zedok654]

Sajida Hussain "*

[@thegoatt585]

Sajida Hussain 310th❤️

[@omegagamer8198]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Alexa-so4jh]

Don't take it personal. Every time she moves on she says, don't take it personal.

[@onesecondsniff5840]

Alexa 😂I LOVE THAT SONG

[@luddishxd]

"I Don't Wanna be Rude" Yeah Says Simon...

[@joyrys486]

Simon says "get off the stage if you cant sing"

[@zombifiedpariah7392]

6:16 This conversation could NEVER happen these days.

[@crazyharrypotterfan2326]

OMG THAT LAST ONE THOOOOOO!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 “You’re mean. Especially you, Simon. You two are nice, but you…” OMF I’M DYIIINNG!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@nicholasestreich8058]

"I'm exciting, fun and different" "I'll agree with the third" 😂😂😂ded

[@oliverdavidson3362]

"it looked like the before during and after of weight watchers"😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@xxgianna_andsofiaplayzxx3239]

BalloutMoney_ TM lol got me dying inside

[@ordinarygirl1063]

Funniest thing I’ve herd 😂

[@bennyrayson297]

Man said don't take it personally 🤣

[@zachhi89]

“I’m going to lunch, I haven’t got time for that” 😅

[@urmom-ly4xn]

I don't know about you guys, but I love Simon...😂 He's just being honest with a sense of humor...😂

[@TunciBalunci]

Brendon Urie is better than yöu YEEEES

[@gepsal209]

Brendon Urie is better than yöu It's funny when you are not the person who is being judged.

[@urmom-ly4xn]

Muerte. El final. True but if they know they're terrible, why would they go to Americas got Talent in the first place?

[@gepsal209]

Brendon Urie is better than yöu Good point, but... you know... there are many ways to say: "you are not good enough"...

[@aswin5337]

Brendon Urie is better than yöu yeah me too...I think he is awesome... he is just being expressively honest...

[@hmm1877]

Has anyone noticed that before most of his insults he says "not to be rude" or "don't take this personally"😂😂😂😂

[@juliak6749]

Niamh Burrows or "can I be honest with you"😂

[@luvtortyz2177]

“Don’t take this personally, but *personal insult*”

[@stuartbell3652]

The most honest and brutal judge of all time. The Gordon Ramsay of the music industry.

[@anastasiayulianti820]

Simon: "it's a beautiful song when you're not singing..." what Simon said just like my late Mom said to me every time I sang a song at home... 😀

[@aimeeanderson9000]

Anastasia Yulianti that's sad 😭

[@fluffycloud8118]

"Your mean...especially you Simon." CRACKED UP!!!😂👏

[@das_bored]

Fluffy Cloud you're

[@fluffycloud8118]

Arpita Das-Darn auto correction!

[@aimeeanderson9000]

Fluffy Cloud your mean

[@urmom-ly4xn]

Fluffy Cloud SAAAME 😂😂😂

[@sloths4eva398]

PepsiLord13 your mean pepsilord13

[@keesimone282]

He’s so honest which is what makes him a great judge

[@miraford1698]

“I used to have a couple of cleaners who sang like you”😂

[@devildog4196]

He’s the Gordon Ramsay of talent shows

[@animeliam9697]

Except he's much calmer.

[@Andy_Hendrix_9842]

@@rhc3n720 Except he's much aggressive.

[@butterduck7051]

Brutally honest.

[@lyrimetacurl0]

@@butterduck7051 more brutal than honest

[@marie8086]

Gordon Ramsay is the Simon Cowell of cooking

[@mikeyyyv3640]

“I’ll give you a tip for future auditions... *Don’t*

[@Hoi-cu3oe]

@Shrek Shrek has sister?

[@danilopugliese9510]

Contestant: "Is there anything I can do to improve?" Simon: "Leave." Funniest line I've heard from Simon

[@el-eldandoy7766]

nice Voice quality is not meant to anybody.,and that's the reality He wants to be real,that's the point of his judges,if they are getting hurt (then sorry)

[@ABALLAM3]

I love the combination of scenes from American Idol, X Factor UK, and Britain's Got Talent. He sure makes these shows entertaining with directness.

[@thegoatt585]

it looked like the *before, during and after weight watchers* 😂

[@HEYitzED]

Leticia G that was savage af lmao

[@amandarogers7046]

Leticia G I died when he said that! Hahaha 😂😂

[@pog.fr0g637]

Lol 😂

[@auntygiggles2373]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@g00seyn00sey]

666th like ;)

[@kendallgee1341]

contestant: “ i’ve had no professional training of singing” simon: “no... there’s a surprise of the century”

[@Roy_Al_Blak202]

We need criticism like this back The industry too soft now

[@yorampaar2011]

I know right. I do think some of these comments are a bit too much, but people nowadays aren't told that they're terrible at something anymore. That should be brought back

[@bunnybunsbunny]

you know he crushed people's dreams, even kids' and made a girl kill herself? he's a bad person and ruined lots of lives

[@Roy_Al_Blak202]

@@bunnybunsbunny constructive criticism... look it up

[@10yearsinthejoint363]

@@Roy_Al_Blak202 He could give Critiscm without being a Asshole

[@wainked]

"Is there anything I can do to improve?" *"leave"*